#The Nice Towels

[saentorine]

I guess we all got so spooked by the "don't use the nice towels for guests!!" rule up growing that now that I own a house all of my guests apparently would rather wipe their hands on the bath towel I use on my ass than the hand towels I have out for hands??

[usarmytrooper]

[letmerideonyourcock]

I’m down for fun inbox me 🍆🍑🤤

[kangals]

creature.

[so-i-did-this-thing]

It was a little intimidating, but I asked my new barber to also do my beard today.

I feel like so many shaving tutorials for trans guys only cover the basics of using a razor and it's frustrating not knowing how best to shape your facial hair to suit your face.

It was nice to have someone who knows what they are doing set my beard line (hard to do when most guides assume you have a prominent adam's apple as a guiding point).

The barber also walked me through what guard settings he used on the clippers (you blend your beard instead of going all one length) and how I should continue to grow out my beard to get it more in the shape I'm looking for.

Highly recommend, worth the price. I feel better equipped now to maintain it on my own. His razor cut was also far gentler on my sensitive skin than anything I could manage on my own.

[thealphabro]

niiiiice torso🤜🏼🪨💯♂️💪

(and CHESTY AF too😎)

[almond-tofu-chan]

the crossover of the century! cure feenie and cure trixie! ofc feat. molly as mofurun

bonus naven as headmaster kochou. and also a very confused rick who somehow got roped into being felice? ?

[handweavers]

secured a sublet in halifax with a white elder millennial married couple and during the virtual tour of the place the husband and i were talking about how we're gonna go to a farmers market together on weekends and i'll teach him how to play guitar cause he bought one ages ago and has always wanted to learn to play, so i think i'm his new best friend now

[foldingfittedsheets]

We are home safely and soundly. My bed was very welcome after the long car rides and crappy sleep in the Airbnb, I’m such a bed snob after my time slinging mattresses.

Todays is titled: Laundry.

[usarmytrooper]

[mo-ok]

would you like a red boy? hold out your hand i'll give you a red boy 🥰

[littlemissbodygurd]

[alpanmix]

I keep thinking about bodyguard Mashita trying to talk to Masamune, only for him to be intimidated by Mashita's social skills (they both have non existent social skills). Masamune trying to run away cuz he doesn't like talking to people but being middly intruigued by mr policeman

In my headcanon, Masamune's awkwardness is to either outright ignore or try his best to end the convo as soon as possible, vs Yashiki's willingness to try and continue any conversation to be polite but also slowly try to steer it to ending as soon as possible (and failing, goddamnit Yashiki).

Tfw when you're trying your best to avoid everyone by looking busy and sticking close to your sister, but you keep stealing glances at the hot mr policeman across the room (who is also stealing glances at you.)

But oh my god when he's approached by Mr. Policeman he would definitely absolutely try to slowly move away from the hall into a more secluded part or even outside to the gardens (Where gasp! mr policeman can find him easily and talk to him by his lonesome oh no)

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #152

Every year around the holidays, a "bug war" breaks out in the Parker-Stark households 

Not bugs as in creepy crawlies. Technology bugs. Surveillance.

Tony and Peter are both determined to figure out what the other wants for the holidays 

The two are on surprisingly even ground: Peter's spider-sense doesn't consider this a threat, and FRIDAY won't snitch. They both have to find any "bugs" the old fashioned way.

Bonus:

Soon enough the whole Ironfam is wrapped up in it. November and December become a time of yearly paranoia, everyone watching what they say and "checking for bugs." 

Even Peter's friends discover tiny bugs on them. When Ned first learns the itty bitty robot behind his coat button is from Tony Stark trying to find out what he wants for Christmas he faints on the spot

Bonus 2, Crack Taken Seriously Boogaloo:

For a bit of drama: it's all fun and games until one year Peter gets kidnapped. The situation is bad. They only find him in time thanks to one of the "holiday bugs" Tony recently snuck on

[bettiemaypagenatural]

Pouty Shower Bettie

[drugsforaddicts]

I see this fucking school really is trying to get on my nerves and kill me