McCoy to the White Council: He didn’t do it
Dresden: I did it
McCoy: He didn’t mean to do it
Dresden: I wish I’d done it sooner
McCoy: He did it for benign reasons
Dresden: I did it for the worst reasons
McCoy: He’s sorry
Dresden: I’m never sorry
McCoy: He’s chastened
Dresden: I’m doing it again tomorrow
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Dol Guldur - The Former Capital of The Silvan Realm
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Saruman: No more meddling.
Gandalf: I can't promise that.
Saruman: And I can't promise you won't stop breathing.
Gandalf: Well, it seems we're clear on what we can and can't promise.
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Alternate universe where during a warden mission Harry accidentally reveals that he and Thomas are brothers not in some dramatic way but like in that one vine
Thomas: *does something considerably annoying and dangerous*
Harry: THIS IS WHY MOM FUCKIN LEFT YOU!!!
The wardens: 🧍♀️🧍🧍♂️🕴️
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Gustave Doré: Satan in Council (1868)
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(At the White Council meeting)
Galadriel: You know what guys? I checked out of this conversation a minute back. So good luck with your troubles and I'm gonna make it a habit not to come to meetings again because this has been a colossal waste of my time.
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Hc :wizards and most practitioners of the arts get distracted by spherical objects ln less experienced practitioners it’s stronger but all of them have the urge to ponder the orb
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So they're saying absolutely nothing, big fucking surprise.
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