#They NEVER kiss??

[thoughtsandfiction]

So I started watching 911 because I was in the market for a new procedural, and Angela Bassett. After watching season 1, I looked it up online, see what people are saying, check out the fan community etc etc, and imagine my delight when I came across the #BUDDIE ship. Now I'm thinking "Oh wonderful this new guy's going to be gay and trigger a bisexual awakening in our sweet boy, followed by shenanigans and dramatic speeches about love and soulmates, and overcoming in the name of love and soulmates. Yay for me!" ...

Come to find it's not canon. Non-canonical! Non-canonical??! NON-CANONICAL??!! Why ,in the year of our Beyoncé 2023, would you put hot men with chemistry on my screen and not make them yearn for eachother?! I know we have our resident lesbian, and my fictional bestie, Hen holding it down for the alphabet mafia but her relationship stuff kinda gets put on the back burner cause this is a workplace drama. Our emotional investment is with the people who primarily exist in this space, so it's hard to care that much about an outsider. So new hot firefighter enters the scene, making Buckley feel threatened until they build a camaraderie--that everyone can see is more-- which simmers until someone makes an insane love confession after losing the victim in whatever thematically appropriate case they're handling. It just bring the drama. It's all right there!

Shout out to the fan edit community. You got me. I've been spoiled by IWTV and Our Flag Means Death and Killing Eve and Hannibal cause now my brain thinks "gay fancams set to Taylor Swift songs = canonical gay couple." Y'all really had me convinced that at some point I was going to watch Bobby give Buck a cheesy but quietly moving speech about allowing yourself to be who you are.....I thought that boy was gonna be a co-parent! Lol! Like, what are they doing?!

[s-aint-elmo]

pass it on!

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[phantom-of-the-501st]

Remember that this is not the proof that they love each other

That was a last-ditch attempt from Crowley to get Aziraphale to stay

This is the proof that they love each other

Their love wasn't just made real because they kissed

It always existed

[hermemescabin]

Imagine you finally kiss the guy you’ve had a crush on forever and less than 10 minutes later he literally explodes and takes a whole ass volcano with him

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

Yuri but its toxic and they kiss about it

[apllecrash]

Dreams of you all the time Feels so good when we're together, love

[hansoeii]

1941

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

[eemolu]

loved watching brennan consistently remind ally that they are getting kicked in the head over and over by his favorite hot npc. every time they come back to that scene it's "you're still getting kicked in the head" and honestly i'm so happy for him. it's revenge for all of it. you're gonna ribbon dance down a staircase? you're gonna slam me down big style? heeeyyyy girlie, you're getting kICKED IN THE HEAD UNTIL YOU DIE. and that's beautiful

[cosmicisbored]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Big Wet Smooch

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

that poll going around asking how often you smoke weed and almost a third of ppl saying they’ve never smoked before, and that poll that revealed that over a third of tumblr users have never kissed anyone before, proves to me that stoners who have gay sex are a small but imperative part of the tumblr ecosystem. Keystone species

[halloweenorangesoda]

let him be fucked up sega hes earned the right

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring... he’ll despise me... 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

[starcurtain]

Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

[naomistares]

very short comic of harrow checking ianthe's molars or whatever tf she was doing