#They’re a ten but

[transprincecaspian]

I was tagged by @greypetrel and @idolsgf to do the “They’re A Ten, BUT….”

Tags below the cut!

Mahanon Tabris: He’s a ten, but he hates cis men. And you’re pretty sure the blood on his armor isn’t his.

Elyon Andras: He’s a ten, but he’s not over his estranged husband and dead kid.

Laurent Surana: He’s a ten, but he keeps breaking down in sobs every time you guys talk about the Hero of Ferelden.

Iveani Lavellan: He’s a ten, but he let everyone play Twister for thirty minutes before reminding everyone that he’s blind and can’t really make out the colors he’s calling.

Naoise Cousland: He’s a ten, but he keeps forgetting that the rest of his friends aren’t in the same income bracket as he is.

Trystan Hawke: He’s a ten, but he’s insanely insecure and keeps a hand in his boyfriend’s back pocket every time they go out with friends.

Jurian Amell: He’s a ten, but he’s obsessed with birdwatching and sometimes he talks exclusively in weird poetry.

Arlan Trevelyan: He’s a ten, but he supports Christian nationalism.

Nomaris Mahariel: He’s a ten, but he’s obsessed with women’s rights. He’s an eleven!

Maeve Hawke: She’s a ten, but she cares more about her horse than you.

In’nan Lavellan: He’s a ten, but he’ll bite your arm until it hurts if you piss him off or show too much friendly affection. Like a cat.

Tagging @demandthedoodles @bitchesofostwick @daggerbean @flashhwing @grandpasauce @gvnseylike @hannahrama @nightmarist @fenharel-apologist94

[celestesloveletters]

They’re a ten, but they are really quiet and crave academic validation.

[nikkywrites]

They’re a ten but…

Thanks for the tags @ashen-crest and @blind-the-winds. I’ll do this for the Ocean’s Verse people.

Rules: list your OCs as “tens, but…” to give us a not at all comprehensive scope of their characters.

Calypso

She’s a ten, but eats people when she’s bored

Davy Jones

He’s a ten, but has the worst luck you’ve ever seen

Scylla

She’s a ten, but will make you feel emotions whether you like it or not

Thanatos

He’s a ten but is married to his work

Leucothea

She’s a ten but only spends time with people that are either crying or dying

Styx

She’s a ten but it’ll melt your skin if you touch her

Hades

He’s a ten but loves his wife

Amphitrite

She’s a ten but will eventually kill you for fun

Tagging: @ham-nah @sourdoughsolo @strangerays @jnicolewrites @umbriellesexposition and whoever else would like to do this. Say I tagged you!

[house-of-slayterr]

They’re a 10 but they can and will bite you… they’re me!

[thekittyburger]

She’s a ten but won’t watch ofmd

[yujateaandpi]

hold on I’m going to be emo about Digimon for a moment. The whole essence of the franchise is “my good weird talking dog loves me soooo much and all they want is to live peacefully by my side but when my life is threatened (which is often) they transform into an immensely powerful being just so they can give their life up for mine. And sometimes they do and sometimes they are reborn but other times they do not come back and there is no way to repay or fill their loss. And sometimes I betray them but they will forgive me forever no matter how I mistreat them. And sometimes they forget who I am but they will never stop following me because that love doesn’t go away. All they want is to stay small and get head scritches and snacks but the world gets threatened literally every day so they’re always fighting for me. We live in two different worlds and they can’t always be next to me but they’ll wait. They’ll wait years and even when I’m older and have changed they’ll know who I am. They don’t understand why I’ve changed but in their eyes, I’m still the same child.”

[brown-spider]

“Okay, let’s go over this one more time. I am NOT a hero.”

[resurrected-nadia]

They’re a 10, but they listen to movie soundtracks

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

that’s so cute hello??

[thecrybabydiaries]

She’s a ten but she’s built like a teddy graham

[mardyart]

it’s the 90s, they’re still pining

[rhinocio]

no speaka da language

[bringbacktentoo]

Even if you cannot hear my voice, I’ll be right beside you, dear

The Impossible Planet | Doctor Who

[to-be-a-dreamer]

I’ve been reading the Grishaverse books/watching the Netflix show for the first time over the past couple weeks or so and I just have to say that I think it's so funny whenever Kaz gets snarky about Inej's proverbs or Matthias's religious talk or Jesper’s Jesperisms or anyone else being even slightly philosophical or theatrical or whatever because Kaz Brekker is the most dramatic bitch in all of Kerch. Like. I'm pretty sure this kid graduated top of his class from the School of Dramatic One-Liners with a double major in "Commit to the Aesthetic" and "Writing Epic Love Poetry Whilst Maintaining the Bad Guy Reputation". Dude wanted to impress a girl and wasn’t sure if getting the whole ass king of Ravka to find her long-lost parents was enough so he bought an entire warship from his friend who absolutely would have just Given It To Him but noooooo Mr. Protecting-My-Investment over here had to pay a fair price otherwise it doesn’t count.

The only, and I mean the ONLY reason I don't say he's the most dramatic bitch in the entire Grishaverse is because Nikolai Lantsov exists and that man once wore his entire army uniform under his jacket to go volcra hunting in the Shadow Fold on the off chance he would get to make a dramatic reveal at the end. He put a spring-loaded curtain in front of the weapons rack on his personal ship just in case he had guests he wanted to show off for. I wouldn’t be surprised if he did the dramatic flourish every time he opened those curtains for literally no one but himself. I also wouldn’t be surprised if he made that set up after he had guests he wanted to show off for. That curtain either went up two hours before he used it or it was the first thing he built on that ship there is no in between.

I need copious amounts of Expo markers, PowerPoint slides, and glitter to figure out which one of them takes the title it is CLOSE.

[briseise]

babygirl the desperation….

[turtleblogatlast]

This series really is the turtles and co going through life through a series of D&D skill checks like it’s just

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