#Thinking of making an RP account...

[travis-ph3lps-24]

So anyways I heard you had a crush on Sal you fucking homosexual bitch

I would rather die than go anywhere NEAR that blue-haired freak. No wonder he has no mother, I'd leave too if I looked like THAT.

[squibbymun]

i havent made my turbo fucked up enough post-roadblasters incident i need to make more fucked up shit happen to him im taking suggestions

[lillythearcticwolf]

Hey guys! I made a Steam Powered Giraffe oc so here they are.

Their name is Dot and they play the flute! They love the 2000s which inspired their fashion.

Rambles under cut

Their personality is basically the John and Rabbit in one so they’re a bit chaotic (they definitely didn’t burn the water, what are you talking about) Dot is the most human looking (regarding face plates and skin tones) due to Dot’s previous career performing for children before Dot joined the band! They play the flute and I love them

[piningpercussionist]

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Girl drummer

I am, former girl drummer

Hi.

- Noel Welsh 💥🎶🥁

ooc: despite the setting I have chosen, Kim is Not Drunk here; she's just gotten to the bar as you've approached her, in my mind

Stellar opening. Five of five stars. Congratulations, I guess? You've narrowly avoided a very harrowing encounter.

*Kim's voice is dry as she sets down her bottle, rubbing the bridge of her nose before she spins around on the bar stool to actually look at who's approached her.*

*She looks him up and down for a moment, brow raised.*

I have a name, you know. Suspect you do, too. Generally what people offer, in an introduction.

*Grabbing her bottle back off the counter behind her, she takes a long swig from it before resting it in her lap, tapping her fingers along the neck of it.*

It's Kim. Kim Pine. And you are...?

[fluxedbuds]

I'm starting to think it's impossible to have a Yogs gimmick account without inevitably rping with anons. Putting chemicals in the water that make us play toys

[numberoneanika]

Honestly the roleplay blogs are stronger than I am because if I saw a post where people were saying my blog was annoying and calling me corny I would jump in a large pit and rot away

[terabithiak1ng]

Does anyone know anything about this game? I'm looking for games for Maybelle so she doesn't bother me

[buster-rocket-here]

man i’m tired

[servantoftheye]

Avatar of the Corruption: Gus Curtis aka 'living kitchen nightmare'

Gustave Curtis Avatar of the Corruption. Works has work as cook/dishwasher/ short order cook and pizza cook at a lot of small mom and pop places. Works cheap, usually gets paid under the table, and basically can turn any commercial kitchen into a filthy nightmare.  He is NYC/New Jersey based. He’s middle aged, short, squat, hairy, with greasy black thinning hair all over. He’s constantly sweating too. Smells bad, like limburger cheese.  Heavy Jersey accent.  Has killed health inspectors and will kill again.  Starts out as a dishwasher at places that are new with cheap owners or neighborhood places where the original owners retired and the new ones cut corners. I said starts a dishwasher but he never stays as one, the other cooks get ‘sick’ or quit and he moves up the chain, until he’s basically the only one in the kitchen. His nickname is ‘Living Kitchen Nightmare’ and he’s been around since the 80s as far as anyone knows. After the restaurant he works at closes for good, he’s gone in a puff of disgusting smoke.

So I found out my research assistant Ada is after this guy, I might as well hold a funeral for her, cuz she's probably dead and probably rotting in a walk in freezer. I mean I should look into it, that guy in London survived an encounter, but Gus is awful and many suspect he's just a bunch of rats and roaches in a trench coat err chef's coat.

Also to my esteemed colleagues he was last working at a hamburger place on the Jersey Shore, it's a another reason to avoid that awful state.

[mrthenarrator]

YO I FLUSTERED THE NARRATOR

Dear Narry,

You can just call me Emmy, since you seem to enjoy me so much. I just wanted to know you better, so I’m here to ask about your hobbies, and whether they include sitting around and looking handsome (you don’t have to answer the last part-)! But no genuinely, you are cool and I wanna know things about you.

Also, here’s some platonic head smooches and headpats! <3

-E.T.S.

Very well, Emmy! And thank you for the platonic head pats and head kisses!

As for my hobbies -aside from sitting around and looking handsome as I usually do- 😏I do a fair share of writing in my free time!

While most of it is directly tied to potential scripts and endings for the Parable, I've recently been trying to write small story prompts of writing beyond the office. It's nothing too grand like what is expected of from The Stanley Parable, but rather simply just me writing for the sake of fun. It's been rather refreshing to branch out and explore other scenarios I can write for. I may end up adding some scenarios into the game! (Highly unlikely, but I'm open for inspiration to strike me)

I'm also helping Oswin write for his webcomic! Since one of the main characters is inspired by me, he's been asking for help regarding dialogue and personality when it comes to my character. So I'm doing the best I can to assist rather than lead.

Aside from writing, I've also been attempting to learn how to play the guitar in the physical world. While I know the chords and the melody in my head, transferring that information into my arms and hands is difficult now that I don't have the aid of the game's code to assist me. I am proud of the progress I've made so far, however! Perhaps I'll record a video of myself playing soon!

I also have taken an interest in consuming more content. I won't list anything specific, but I'm consuming more content from the internet in search of inspiration for creative endeavours. (And watching the occasional video of gamers playing my game. I'm personally a big fan of "Markiplier's" and "Jack's Epic Eye's" videos.)

Those are my hobbies! (If i remember them all correctly, that is. I am old enough to forget a few things here and there! 😅)

What about you, Emmy? I am more than interested in learning more about my followers, So you and anyone else are welcome to introduce yourselves. 😊

[weather-advisory]

What did you think of the age difference between you and your ex? Did you ever feel like he was too young for you?

Well I didn’t know from the beginning. Of course he’s an adult, but when we met I thought we were closer in age.

When I found out I was. Surprised but not quite alarmed, I mean it’s not like I hadn’t ever picked up younger guys before. And he always insisted that it was fine. ‘I’m an adult Marvin, I don’t need you to decide for me.’ Eventually I just dropped it.

But, that doesn’t change the fact that he is Quite younger than me. It… it caused a lot of arguments. My bedtime was too early, I never wanted to go out, I wasn’t fun. He was just too fast for me sometimes. It’s not that I’m old, I’m just not as outgoing as he is anyways.

[fuckyoualastor]

Will VoxTech be releasing anything for pride month??? Any words for the public???

Me and my design team have been thinking if we should bring out anything special for the month, but nothing has been decided yet.

We're not making promises, since we don't want to bring out half assed products, but we will keep brainstorming and hopefully bring out something special!

I am pretty sure though that prides favorite designer and my dear associate Velvet will be bringing out a pride collection.

[regulus-regent]

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[jewishcissiekj]

as someone who goes there every day at least 3-4 times, the Asajj tag is so annoying after a TBB episode, and, without spoilers ofc, especially after this week's TBB episode. no you're not the only one who thought that ****** was talking to ***** or *******. 7 people already talked about The Path today. we know you want Quinlan there. I'm happy you're excited for Omega and Asajj to meet. hi RP account on an adventure to Rattatak. now gtfo of my house

[runawaycarouselhorse]

[gethen-inar-ondsinn]

I scrolled so long reading each post of your account to ONE interaction we had on 2022…

Such wise words…😭

I missed you😭😭😭💖💖💖🫵🫵🫵🫵

Any Ruy is welcome on my dash 💖

Now of course my words are wise I'm just that smart