#This one time I dreamt

[kandoros]

I was reading a new to me Discworld novel.

In it, for some reason, Vetinari was walking through a forest and a swarm of angry bees (not a peaceful, searching for new hive swam, a pissed off buzzy cloud) was between him and whatever it was he wanted. He came up with a plan and started slowly, ever so slowly, creeping towards them. Not getting stung because he was an Assassin, and they saw him as just part of the environment.

And then I looked at the angry swarm of bees in my backyard and had the idea of "I'll steal his great idea!" So over a couple minutes I eased up to them until I was also covered in a haze of angry sword-butts, one of which was vigorously nostrilling me. It was then that I realized two very important things:

1. I had not read far enough to see what step two Vetinari's plan would have been.

2. Even if I had, I am not Havelock Vetinari.

So I slowly, ever so slowly, I crept into my house, carrying my new insect plague along with me, until I managed to get into shower. Turning it on, I managed to convince them it was raining and they should Go Elsewhere. I didn't even get stung, although one did manage to force itself into my mouth and down my throat to be dissolved in my stomach acid while it tried to attack me from the inside.

[whoareyoueventhough]

last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

@one-time-i-dreamt 's pfp looks like an ace attorney mugshot tbh

[theuniceon]

Anything to do with Croatia ever: *happens*

Tumblr:

@one-time-i-dreamt

[swirlingyouintomypoems]

I’m not even joking I’m being completely serious I just had a dream that I had a dream Charles Leclerc was super short like 5’3 and in my dream I woke up and googled it and for some reason I couldn’t find any pictures of him other than that the rock played him in a movie and then I came on here and posted “just had a nightmare that Charles Leclerc was super short. Gonna go back to sleep and see if I wake up in a different reality” AND THEN GUESS WHAT HAPPENED

[magp1e-starl1ght]

I had a very weird dream this morning about a webcomic about an older goth guy and his 2 adoptive “ant girl” daughters.

The goth dude kinda looked like if you combined young Trent Reznor and young Peter Murphy. The ant girls were kinda like cat girls but with ants instead of cats, like they looked mostly human but with ant features. They were about the size of the average teenage human. I remember one of the ant girls was like a red ant with long red hair and whatnot, and the other was a black ant with shorter black hair. I think the red girl had some kind of backstory about how she was a parasitic ant larvae that was sent to infiltrate a different species ant colony (???) but failed and got abandoned and that’s how goth guy adopted her. Idk about the other girl’s backstory or the goth guy’s backstory or what any of their names were.

The comic was REALLY popular online, esp tumblr and Reddit for some reason. On Reddit the red girl was more popular but on tumblr people were REALLY obsessed with the goth guy, I think my subconscious invented a new tumblr sexyman.

[frightenedcookie]

@one-time-i-dreamt is always on my dash, had to start with her!

[birdenjoyer]

Ah yes, the celebrities of Tumblr:

 • Vaguely Eldritch Pink Goop

 • The Dream Person (that has a tiny pan and a huge dog)

 • Knockoff Kid's Toy That Threatens Everyone

 • Jeff Who Is Funny No Matter What He Says

 • Firefox

 • OSHA

 • A Famous And Respected Author For Some Fucking Reason

 • The Young Version Of The Mentor Of A Movie Adaptation Of A Doctor Seuss Book

 • A depressed skeleton from a very meta indie RPG 

[oneaugg]

I had a dream that I showed up for dnp tit and it was just a single rented out conference room in a library where Dan and Phil were sat on the long table and had everyone (like 7 people) pull up a crappy office chair. Dan just said, "We're dating." While Phil nodded thoughtfully. "That's it. You guys can chill out now," and then we all politely stood up and left the room with our heads hung in shame, each giving a little nod of acknowledgment on our way out.

[tinukis]

sabo redraw 🎩💙

timelapse and reference under the cut !

[bitchass-dyke]

@one-time-i-dreamt TINY FUCKING PANS (hard disk drive for scale)

[cassiebones]

I tweeted this Tumblr screenshot from @one-time-i-dreamt at Elizabeth Banks bc I thought she'd get a kick out of it, being Effie Trinket and also writing Cocaine Bear, and she retweeted it!

I didn't even think she'd see it, let alone acknowledge it! OTID, you're famous!

[spicyboelives]

This was a request,, and it actually made me so nostalgic and with an ich to draw Norman. Honestly, I dig Dig Doc Ock but mainly his older look in Spiderman NWH.

[catastrophe-jones]

ASLDKASJFDJFDASL

Was grabbing my poll to do a reblog, like you do, when I came across this over on my sidebar.

@neil-gaiman and @one-time-i-dreamt ???

Tumblr's really serving me some delusions of grandeur this morning.

[softpastelqueer]

@one-time-i-dreamt has done more for critical thought and media literacy than any school or government agency could ever

[one-time-i-dreamt]

'How bad can I be' from The Lorax started playing from absolutely nowhere at maximum volume.