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cavernfullofexistentialdread · 4 months

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Have some Parrleyn art, it’s only fitting in my (complete) art style flip era that I redraw the girls that are CONSTANTLY consuming my mind

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humblepoet26 · 2 months

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Thursday titties?

uhh, it is Wednesday my dude 🙃

#do you know how hard ya girl was ovulating when i took these 💀#they're so swollen #yes i was showerin what of it #tumblr police are gonna kill me 👀#you're a bit early there time traveller #nsft #me #girls with piercings #y'all making me riskier and riskier with what i post lately and i dont wanna get nuked my dudes 🥴#annndd 2 posts in one day #you lucky ducks

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way2gosuperrstarr · 1 month

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watch my body disintegrate into a pile of ash like a cartoon character who just got struck by a lightning bolt (JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN) (just got off work)

#salmon jibberish #god you horribly wipe out on your bike and injure yourself ONE TIME in middle school and suddenly youre inflicted with lifelong knee/joint a #d leg pain 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄#worm lore drop 🔥🔥🔥#can you really call it lore its nothing crazy #i was riding my bike w my friend and their mom and we were on a steep hill and i got scared and braked and flew off my bike and down #the hill #i got to miss like i think a week or two of gym because the scab on my knee was so big i literally couldnt bend it #it'd melt off every time i took a shower too #<- that was probably kinda gross sorry #scabs on both my knees #one was bigger and made my knee unable to bend #and one on the palm of one of my hands that made me unable to bend my thumb #we didnt go to the doctor or anything for it i just didnt do anything for like a week lol #afterward one of my other friends said my knees look weird 💀#<- not mad abt that i just think its funny #me when i yap in the tags #sorry gang #and of course i got myself a job that requires genuinely running around all day #my legs have given out twice at work and thats what finally pushed me to get a knee brace #just one for now bcs . expensive . i just gotta guess which leg o think is gonna give me the most trouble that day #idk i just tend to deny myself help . i dont think i deserve it . i really only got pushed for this bcs i didnt want to get obliterated by a #dog at work if my knee gave out 1) while walking a dog or 2) while in the daycare in a crowd of dogs #idk i dont like making my own life easier i dont think i deserve it . i dont think im suffering enough to need help but yk #ANYWAY #good news is we have ROTISSERIE CHICKEN FIR DINNER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO #IM GONNA DRAW NOW 💥💥🔥🔥🔥

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yourqueenb · 9 months

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To follow up on what previous anon wrote (I'm not that anon to be clear) but thank you also for writing the truth about Nia and calling PB out on her way too favorable treatment which led to her unofficially becoming a main character in this book.

Refreshing to read seeing as not a lot of people saw an issue with that, but the problem is IT REALLY WAS AN ISSUE and I hope to not see that in book 3. Like ffs we are the main character, not her.

Yeah, I mean it wasn’t necessarily meant to be a call out. It was more so me just venting my frustrations, but of course I agree with you about how annoying and detrimental to MC’s story it was. I really just don’t get why they would center a supporting character that much, but it’s not like they haven’t done it before in other series. I think it’s just that in this particular situation MC and Nia basically switch roles, whereas in other series like OH and TRR certain characters got much more screen time, development, and care than they should have, but the MCs still felt like the main characters for the most part

#choices bolas #choices blades #blades of light and shadow #choices stories you play #playchoices #well except for in OH 3 #Ethan was already eating up far too much of the story in books 1 and 2 but I think they took it to a whole new level in 3 #now that I’m thinking about it again the way they favored and centered Ethan might have been even worse than Nia #and I say might have been bc OH is not fresh in my mind like Blades is #but it’s def impossible to forget how insane the writing in that series made me 💀😵‍💫#like Ethan is still one of the Choices characters I hate the most to this day #whereas I don’t actually hate or particularly dislike Nia #there were just certain parts of her personality that were a bit grating #and again it was annoying how she was basically written to be the MC #choices #choices app #choices ask

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smileyobrien · 2 months

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FINALLY

#it took me 5 attempts to get my gifset to post and i had to try evry gif individually to figure out #which one(s) were causing the problem. this is fineeee 😁😁😁#on my original draft i was rambling in the tags a bit so idk for anyone interested here we go:#today was the first day of my 1 week staycation and the only thing i did was make that gifset sjdhdj #which goes to show how great i am at restraint and self control (not great) but i think it turned out nice?#despite all the issues posting it lmao 💀#and i was saying how much i love season 2 <333 and particularly we'll always have tom paris is an episode i have seen #probably 20 times at this point :') but i'm not ashamed to admit this :•)#ok good night it is so late now 😭

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bimbowo · 2 months

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Happy birthday to meeee 🩷

#two days late but whatever 💀#it’s laggy asf lmao #i have mw 2 & 3 but never played the first one because Ghost got me into this fuckin fandom #I’m like halfway through the campaign I think #price took one look at gaz and adopted him on sight. I love their dynamic #bimbowos #modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare

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ilovegirlssomuch123 · 2 months

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They gotta keep what radfems believe a secret because there's people like me who will take one look at it and instantly disregard everything they've been told about being trans

#i feel both mad and embarrassed #7 years. 7 years and it got undone in like 2 days #like at some point thats on me for not looking it up sooner #i took the pronouns out of my bio day one lmao 💀#radblr

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tankgotstuckinthecircusgate · 11 months

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m2 characters + songs pt.1

Eddie Scarpa / «In The Garden / Under The Tree» by David McCallum

Eddie goes first bc it's one of my all-time favorite songs Yes, main text shouldn't be visible. So here's the lyrics (not sure how correct it is, bc wrote it down by ear):

long ago i believe there was Adam, there was Eve and they lived free of sin while the sun tend their skin and the Lord said: «never grapple there with that right and delicious red apple here in the garden under the tree» then along there was snake sam the serpent on the make and he hissed in her ear: «take a taste, Eve, my dear» and her heart beat fast at the sight of it and with Adam she took a big bite of it in the garden under the tree all at once it was a sin, out of playboy magazine Adam blushed like a proof seeing eve in the nude but she looked so cute and tiny there if she stood in her tightly bikini there then he kissed her under the tree that's the way it began: clever women, foolish men and today, just like Eve girls have tricks up their sleeve nothing changed except in one degree now the apple is a diamond from tiffany in the garden under the tree

#accidentally realized the other day that it's totally HIS song #i wont take critisism !#i mean his brothel is even called “garden of eden”💀#tbh i have clear associations only with him Francesca and Henry #idk idk when i'll make such pics for them bc this one took a lot longer than i expected😭#also wtf wtf why he's so hot in this pic from the family album hellooo???? ?????#eddie scarpa #mafia 2 #graphic design #im not normal #avart

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kyuala · 1 year

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hmm

#having Thoughts that maybe i shouldnt be having #so i have a friend who's handsome hot nice kind sweet funny etc he's like the whole package #yesterday one of our friends told him i didnt have his contact saved on my phone and we (jokingly) made a whole thing out of it #so he took the convo from our gc to our private messages to let me know he had mine saved WITH A SUNFLOWER EMOJI NEXT TO MY NAME #bc ATTENTION according to him i am little flower and im radiant like the sun so = sunflower #like 🥹🥹🥹🥹❓❓❓❓#n then he told me i didnt have to change my pfp bc i alr looked pretty in it then he called me his love and today #we're all going to a party our friends' cheerleading squad is hosting right and he won't go bc he'll be busy that day #i was moping in the gc bc i wanted the promotional prices (im the only one who doesnt go to their uni n non student prices r higher) and #they weren't available anymore so he messaged me to tell me he'd help me go?? i said how he said he'd pay me the difference i was like 💀#so i said okay it's only like 10 bucks and he sent me 20 like hello? i know this doesnt sound like much but we're all broke college students #so like? why did he do it #he said if he wasn't able to go he'd like to at least help me go then sent me extra w a cute little message telling me to enjoy the party #and have fun and calling me a sweet pet name now im like . Confused #bottom line is idk if he's flirting and i probably won't bc a) he's already said he doesnt know to make a move on pretty girls and b) here's #the catch: we have a mutual friend who confessed to me like 3? months ago. i turned her down for a number of reasons n i also knew they had #hooked up before so when i said no ig they started hooking up/going out again? and i wasnt fully aware of that until like. last month #and prior to that i hit on him at a party at our friend's house and all he did was stand there kinda speechless 💀#so i took it as a no n moved on but now idk if its bc like. he was alr w her or he just got shy or if he actually just didnt want it at all #and im just imagining things. and circling back to it: i guess i wont find out bc 1) he won't do anything 2) idk whats the current status of #their relationship (ig over bc they weren't all over e/o at our last function) and 3) even if theyre not together anymore i absolutely would #not try anything behind our friend's back or w/o her knowledge or consent bc they did have something doesnt rly matter what it was and #shes still my friend above all so i gotta be mindful of her feelings for me AND for him and abt us or whatever #so yea thats something thats been on my mind since yesterday #im not like. suffering over it btw its just something on my mind that i wanted to share #i probably wont even do anything about it and then forget abt it next week lol #mari.txt #but also feel free to like comment on this or something i love it when yall r nosey lmfao

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4giorno · 1 year

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im starting my 5 day mental preparation program for starting patho 2 again this weekend

#yknow when like 2 years ago or something i had just gotten to the part where the inquisitor comes to town #but then the ps4 gave me irrepairable damage to my brain and spirit by chugging and crashing the game even more than it already did #maybe this time my immunity wont be gone immediately bc loading screens took 10 seconds and froze my controls #but the immunity still kept going down while it loaded 💀💀💀💀💀💀#oh no now talking more abt it is giving me war flashbacks and making me lose enthusiasm to play it again HDJFKDJDJ #no but rlly its such a cool game and im rlly looking forward to playing it in a playable state #and its one i think everyone should play. but its SO inaccessible #you need a very high end pc or. well i havent played it on the ps5 but the ps4 is not enough #like i said i got to over the half way point on the ps4 t and yes it was hell bc of the lag and frame drops and the amount of #extra items you had to use bc of the lag but then i had to stop bc at the same point on that day it crashed everytime i reached it again #which was frustrating bc i had finally gotten to the point that artemy wasnt starving 24/7 despite eating 4 2-course meals a day LMAO #but yeah starting it again is so daunting bc of the reputation of the game of course #but i need to keep reminding myself that the gameplay wasnt THAT difficult like at the end of the day i got through it and wasnt stressed #but that the thing that made me rip my hair out was the lag and the crashes leading to lost progress #which hopefully will be fixed when i play on the ps5!#i just finally after such a long time got the desire to play it again and i have to use it while i can

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krohft · 2 years

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It’s the way Jacob could have prevented hundreds of deaths if he’d just told Lara where the source was for me

#don’t try me on this #he knew she would be going after the atlas the SECOND one of his own mentioned it to the trinity soldier.#he knew there was no persuading her.#AND he knew Trinity knew about it.#so WHY wouldn’t he just tell her where to go while Ana was busy losing men to the athanatoi ?#they could have been HOURS ahead of trinity.#like 💀💀💀#my man use your noggin …#he knew Lara by then #and he knew she wouldn’t publicize the source once she understood the gravity of the situation #i just . he didn’t have to die he just did because 1) he dug his heels in and 2) he wanted her to figure it out herself #i mean granted it took her way longer than it should have 💀#he wasn’t exactly vague in his diary entries … she could have figured it all out a LOT sooner than she did #did he just want her to have some dopamine bc she figured out how to work the atlas?#because if so ??? was it worth trinity just grabbing it ?#they likely never would have found it if he hadn’t had lara run and retrieve it #ana would have spent days looking for it !!#they could have destroyed it and be done with the whole thing before trinity even knew what had happened #this legit makes me mad #i get he didn’t entirely trust her with it but she was obviously the better option?#AND she listened to him ????????#AND HE KNEW SHE WAS SMART ENOUGH TO FIND IT EITHER WAY #it’s maddening #💀💀💀💀

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tsukikitsune-exe · 2 years

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I didn't get my car back today ;-; instead MEN acted like I didn't know wtf I was talking about

#i took the subaru to a repair shop as its too cold for me to work on it outside and we are getting a snow storm in 2 days i need the AWD #the guys at said repair shop were brushing me off as others have when i know if i was a dude that i wouldn’t be treated the same #anywayyyyy they also called me up to say my car was too low with the aero kit one #on*#so i drove my ass over there and took it off in their parking lot 💀#i was mad #they were like wtf #but they are listening to me now so theres that #however the whole schedule got fucked over that so my car wasnt done before they closed #i better get it back tomorrow #and i better be right that its the only thing left needed to drive it in the snow this weekend

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toastsnaffler · 2 months

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I mostly just scroll thru blog subs when im on mobile bc I follow too many ppl on here so I add mutuals etc there n then turn off notifs so it's like the creme de la creme of the dash anyway if u see me in ur notes more its bc I forgor to add some of u on there until recently sorry 😭😭

#i kept seeing some of u in my notes and i was like damn u guys have been rl quiet on the dash even tho ur active thats weird..#nope just wasnt seeing any of ur beautiful posting. my bad #ONL <- me on my hands and knees begging ur forgiveness #rly need to clean up my following list so my main dash is useable again..... 💀#maybe i should add it to my list of official chores for this weekend so i actually do it lol #.diaries #not done much this morning cuz i slept in n took my meds late.. but thats ok properly hitting my task list now #done 1 round of laundry got my med delivery n organised a bunch of stuff just tidying n cleaning now n then i have some laptop admin #n then i need to go out to town just debating maybe doing a closet sort first so i can take a bag of stuff to donate to charity w me hmm #and after im back ill food shop i have my meal plan for the next week done already. mm ill fit another round of laundry in too for sheets #and then tmr ill do a third for bathmats n teatowels etc. and polish boots/do my ironing while i watch a new movie or show..#awesome. i love being medicated i love being able to concentrate and get stuff done it feels so so good #i rly spent two wholeass decades unable to and thought that was that. god bless my adhd diagnosis for letting me access stimulants #even if i have to deal w this bullshit private shit atm its fine. ill be back on the nhs soon hopefully #and ill only need half of my script next month bc theyve sent me too much of one of them the last 2 months. so itll be way cheaper #i have like at least 3 months supply of my amfexa lmao and i dont even need it every day sometimes i skip it or take half instead #so it could probs stretch 5-6 months. but theyll only issue me 1 month of my elvanse at a time so i need to renew it more often 😔#considering taking a med break next weekend bc i just want to see how bad it would be. i can take my instant stuff if it rly sucks #and if its okay maybe ill take one day off meds every weekend when i dont Need to focus to get chores done etc #so that way i can gradually build up a buffer of med supply n also might be nice to have a day i can fully relax innit #not that i Can't relax on meds but it feels rly good to focus n get shit done n I don't get as much out of just lazin #anyway.... me and my 5 million tags as always

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hussyknee · 2 years

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i'm so confused rn, can you explain the goncharov thing?? i get off tumblr for five minutes

(Edits closed as of 28 Nov.)

Lmaoooo

Nah I getchu. So this post has been circulating for like two years:

Link to post.

But yesterday, it had inspired someone to do this:

Link to post.

Next thing I knew there were fake Letterboxed reviews.

Goncharov moodboards. Really good ones.

Link to post.

Meta analysis. So many fake meta essays. Disturbingly good ones. And of course the memes. (Edit: HAVE I SAID THIS SHIT IS DISTURBING)

As you can see, the myth just started to grow, characters and ships and tropes being added one after the other, almost bizzarely without contradiction, until there was enough of shape to the whole thing for people to start posting fanfic about it on AO3. "No beta we die like ice-pick Joe" is already a tag.

Link to post.

It was hilarious in the beginning, but the way it's developed within less than a day, kind of like it's being willed into existence, is freaking me out a bit. We're toying with powers beyond our comprehension. 😂😂😂

Link to post.

Of course, there could be an ulterior motive as well.

Link to post (tags mine).

Edit: guys, please tag these posts "unreality" so people with disassociation issues can filter them out (not this one, this is an explainer). <3

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Edit 2: Aparently the boots in the original post are actually referring to a movie called Gomorrah that came out in 2008, directed by Mateo Garrone, based on the Scampia Feud. And other people had also been making posts about the fake movie for a while before the poster took off.

found by @thepotch

Edit 3: Explainer: why did those boots have this movie on them anyway?

Edit 4: Alt text added to all images courtesy of @valentineish ❤️

Edit 5: Turns out tumblr has done this kind of thing before. Nine years in this hell place and I had to have "Squiddles" and penis smp explained in the replies.

Edit 6: This post collects the Lore so far.

Edit 7: Lynda Carter (real one)/ earns more/ Tumblr cred.

Edit 8: Holy shit y'all we have the theme music. With sheet music. And it's on Spotify!

Edit 9: THERE IS A TRAILER WITH THE THEME MUSIC

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I made this post 18 hours after the movie poster went up. Closed edits 27 hours after first posting. So all of the above happened within 45 hours of the movie poster going up.

Edit 10: Google document live-compiling all the lore so far (Day 3)

Edit 11: Masterpost of Goncharov soundtracks (Day 3)

Edit 12: Entertainment news articles covering the Gonch-posting (real) (Contd from yday)

Edit 13: The music from the masterpost all compiled into a 31-minute original score with video edits on YouTube (edit: unfortunately taken down)

Edit 14: Staff's Goncharov art showcase for Tumblr Tuesday

As of closing on Day 3 there are 371 works in the AO3 tag.

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Updating with Day 3 shenanigans I missed yesterday:

Edit 15: Goncharov TV Tropes page

Edit 16: Ethics of Gonchposting

Important PSA 1 (how to reduce harm to Tumblr's neurodivergents)

Important PSA 2 (reality affirmation, anti-bullying)

Important PSA 3 (why you should stop trying to vandalise legit information sites)

Edit 17: Character lore from beezlebub whose poster they originated from

Edit 18: What we know about/ Director Matteo JWHJ0715 (#unreality)

Edit 19: Link to post with screenshotted and described NYT article (scroll down) and this golden exerpt from BuzzFeed: 💀

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End of Day 4 there are now 485 works in the Goncharov tag on AO3

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Didn't get to update this on Day 5, so these are the Day 5 doings:

More trailers!

Trailer 1 (My favourite)

Trailer 2

Trailer 3

Trailer 4

I also just found out about the Goncharov Game Jam.

It appears this opened a day after after the meme took off.

Goncharov was first entered into Wikipedia between Day 4 and 5 (attempts to vandalise it with fake info don't count, incidentally – please knock that shit off) under List of Internet Phenomena. This was then expanded into its own Wikipedia page at the end of Day 5 because, according to the talk history: "the topic now meets the notability threshold for its own artice due to significant coverage in The New York Times and other sources cited." We're on Wikipedia, people!

And then we made The Guardian half a day later. So while the meme is definitely dying down to embers by now, it still stays winning.

YouTube channels with episodes on the meme:

InformOverlord (4:30)

Lessons in Meme Culture (2:43)

End of Day of 5 there were 511 works on AO3, and End of Day 6 (today) there are 556.

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🚨BREAKING 🚨 from Martin Scorsese's daughter's TikTok (real actual)

tw: unreality:

We did it you guys!

Clarification: Francesca Scorcese asked her Dad about the meme and Martin played along. Please reblog this PSA to help Tumblr people with psychosis. Thanks.

Final edit: Day 8. Media reactions to Scorcese's TikTok (everyone from Forbes to Vulture). That one Tumblr user who said they'd do a screenplay if their post got notes has promised to shoot a single scene, but please don't be dicks just because you reblogged it; leave them alone until they get around to it themselves. As of end of Day 8 there are 609 works in the AO3 tag. I love all you lunatics. Peace! ❤️

#goncharov 1973 #reasons i can never leave this hellsite #we've ascended from pirating criterion movies to straight up manifesting them into existence #get on our level twits #knee of huss #goncharov #tumblr lore #tumblr memes #tumblr culture

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il-miele-che-scrive · 8 months

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you know what people are saying when a girl gets cheated on? go for his brother.

a/n not tryna offend anyone, I just love a lil drama

Part 2 here

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username1 Miss Y/n Y/l/n getting cheated on? No one is safe fr

↳username2 Yeah cuz how's he casually cheating on a literal goddess??

username3 they were together for almost 2 years😭

username4 My therapist will hear about this

↳username1 And Arthur is paying the bill

username5 that's it I'm NEVER trusting a man

username6 Isn't that girl Y/n's friend too? Poor girl getting cheated on twice

↳username3 yes it is 😭 guess Arthur got it from his brother

username7 Except Charles didn't cheat 😭 he's a homie hopper but he got morals

username8 I don't worry about Y/n, she's gonna find a new bf, but she wasted almost 2 years on him

yourusername excuse my state i'm as high as your hopes

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username2 Miss girl about to enter her hoe phase

↳username3 As she should tbh

charlottesiine Lots of fun last night🤍

↳yourusername nothing will beat an ex wags night out

↳username2 best ex wags fr 😭

yoursister Next time I'm going too to keep an eye on you wtf

username4 Wait so Y/n and Charlotte are friends? When did this happen?

↳username5 Yeah cuz we've never seen them hang out back when ChaCha was a thing and suddenly the girls are partying together?

↳username6 I mean it could be just a "we both suffered a Leclerc so let's hang out" kinda thing

username5 WE BOTH SUFFERED A LECLERC 💀 no okay but that's valid

username7 Am I the only one noticing this post was liked by Charles?

↳username2 He knows his lil bro messed up lmao

username8 Okay guys so what are we betting on - did Charles like this post because of Y/n or because of Charlotte? Also, isn't he in a relationship?

↳username3 Charles has been single for a few months now, he's free to like whoever he wants lmao

↳username9 It's just a like it's not that deep

arthur_leclerc You were my cup of tea but I drink vanilla latte now

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username1 The AUDACITY some men have

username2 and she was her best friend 😭

username3 I really want to believe they broke up before he got with the best friend but I don't think it's true

↳username4 Y/n and Arthur literally attended Charles' race a few days before we got the pics of Arthur with the other girl

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yourusername you don't mean nothing at all to me

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yoursister And I didn't even have to stop you from calling your ex

↳yourusername why would I even wanna call him anyways

yoursister Riiight, you were too busy getting to know some other interesting people:)

username1 What is Y/s/n talking about?

↳username2 Or rather WHO is she talking about?

username3 No Charlotte in the post but Charles is in the likes again 😶

↳username4 Have you seen what this one gossip page posted? Charles being in the likes isn't the thing I'd worry about here

username5 WHAT.

username3 Care to elaborate?

username4 Charles was also at the club with Y/n. It honestly looks like it was organized by a friend of his and he took Y/n there

username2 OH

username2 That's what Y/s/n is talking about

username5 Our girl Y/n is getting promoted from F2 to F1 and I love to see that

↳username6 LMAO it's so funny because it's true 😭

↳username2 Do we know who else was at this party?

username4 Allegedly the party was organized by Gasly, so obviously there was his gf Kika, but also some fellow drivers like Albon, Russell, Sainz, Ocon, Ricciardo and their gfs

username5 I was joking but now it looks like Y/n is actually becoming an F1 wag now lol

username7 Gossip girl on wheels I've been saying it for months

username8 But the caption SLAPS

↳username9 no because it looks like Y/n and Arthur are having a caption war lol it's funny

username8 It's childish but let a girl heal from a heartbreak in peace

yourusername karma will take it from here

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username1 MISS GIRL?? WHO IS THE MAN??

↳username2 We all know it's Charles (allegedly)

username8 Nah cuz I told yall she's gonna find another boyfriend soon

yoursister Loving to see you happy again ❤️

↳yourusername just needed a little upgrade

username3 I have no proof but I just know it's Charles

username4 Do we think she went for Charles because she genuinely likes him or just to get back at Arthur?

↳username5 Wait until someone starts a "she cheated on Arthur with Charles" gossips

username6 My two favorite red flags

↳username7 The homie hopper and the brother hopper, a match made in heaven

username6 The homie hopper is so real, Y/n recently hung out with his ex Charlotte 💀

username8 What kinda brother gets with his brother's ex?

↳username9 Imagine the next family dinner lmao

username10 Y'all it's not even confirmed that the man is Charles, y'all are crazy

↳username6 The post was liked by all the F1 drivers and their partners that were on the party from Y/n's previous post, it says a lot

↳username2 What @/username6 said and also Y/n is now followed by half of the F1 grid AND the wags

charles_leclerc Not your cup of tea, but my glass of wine

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yourusername KARMA IS MY BOYFRIEND❤️

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#f1 fanfic #f1 x reader #formula 1 x reader #f1 imagine #charles leclerc x reader #f1 smau #f1 social media au #charles leclerc imagine #charles leclerc fanfic #Charles Leclerc smau #Arthur Leclerc x reader

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rezitio · 8 months

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⊹ ࣪ ˖ | Twitter LINKS, sukuna r. <<nsfw>>

prt.2 - JUST GO HERE BECAUSE MOST DONT WORK

a/n: so I decided to do one for him only!

warning: first off its sukuna 💀💀, spitting, degrading, dirty talk, anal, punishment, spanking. f! m! oral, fingering, public sex, teasing, angry sex, wlw, squirting, chocking.

characters: sukuna only

Today, you just kept pissing Sukuna off with that mouth of yours so when you run your mouth once again, he does this in front of everyone on his throne

Sukuna switches with yuuji while he's asleep and sneaks into your dorm to watch you, but his desires take over when he sees you in nothing but those cute little pants Yuuji got you for you birthday.

You were good today, so he allows you to suck him

Sukuna was in the garden with all his concubines, but he couldn't stand them all together so he sat under the tree while his concubines were in the berry field. They all wore short skirts and thin panties, bending down every chance they got hoping to catch Sukuna's eye. But in the end, even though you did not want the attention, he called you over and took you knowing damn well if anyone wanted to they could see both of you, mostly the concubines with jealousy spilling out not too far away.

Imagine the dildo being his second dick

When sukuna wakes up, he expects to have you stripped and in his room ready to ride his dick (don't try to miss a day)

You're on his lap while some village chief is trying to discuss sacrifice portions with sukuna

Looks like someone spoke out of turn again

He inserted his fingers and spawned a mouth on them

Sukuna was a little angry so he needed to release his stress on his favourite

Fem!Sukuna feeding on your cunt

Squirting all over his dick

How he fucks you on a nightly basis

Sukuna wants you as his concubine, but you have a boyfriend but it's Sukuna. When you come to represent your villages monthly scarifices you run your mouth a little bit

He hates how you move around so much

Chocking you on his length

"Fuck... that's a good girl"

oml...

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