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#realizing just how old so many of what i consider my heavy hitting posts are#...... fak...#5 thousand clown emojis#and for this one i remember i like. blacked out and completed it in 2 days#and it's been my pfp for the longest timeee T-T#oh also idk if i ever said this in the post of my olden blog but!#i wanted the clothes shes wearing to resemble both the pattern of seal skin and the moon's surface#while the water dripping from her hands and falling on a frame with seals walruses and whales is a callback to the legend of Sedna#i connected the dots... i connected them ok#princess yue#my art#atla#id in alt text#also u might have noticed the signature kdfjg idk what to doooo with the blog name. poll incoming.#i need to once again crowdsource my reincarnation strategy
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I DID IT I GOT MY PINK HAYATE now I am never doing that again!
(at least until they give me, like, a frilly unicorn Kamui or something)
#art#ride kamens#last note#i did this SO fast i'm sorry#i was just so excited i actually managed it!#look as a super casual f2p player who has never made a chaostone higher than a+#350k points is a frikkin ACHIEVEMENT#but how could i say no when i got lucky enough to pull the fancy ribbons-and-lace birdboy#and then they tell me i can turn him pink on top of that?#(i'm definitely not still bitter about missing out on a certain other card in another game NOPE)#plus. i mean. i also just kinda wanted to see if i could.#but now i have pretty pink perfume hayate on my home screen and i am Fulfilled#i haven't even read the story yet because i've been so focused on grinding out tickets i have NO context for why he is so fancy#now i have literally thousands of event seals i have to figure out what to do with in the next few hours. hm.#i also have to keep telling myself to save my diamonds and not do just oooone more pull to see if i can get a shion to turn blue...#it's not going to happen and it's not worth it#but whaaaat iiiif...
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Half the people who claim to have lost jobs "because they're pro-Palestine" didn't actually lose those jobs bc of Palestine at all...Like, I'm sorry but if you're even a little familiar with Amanda Seales then you know her reputation was shot to hell long before that and I'm willing to bet you if anything got her dropped by agents it was her bad fucking attitude and godawful personality. Edit bc I know nobody on tumblr has watched The Real since it doesn't involve straight white guys fucking each other but just look at the comment section from when she was co-hosting. Amanda was the worst host they ever had by far, she was just steamrolling everybody bc she loves the sound of her own voice so damn much. If I was her agent I'd have dropped her too.
Then there's Susan Sarandon, who everyone and their mother said was dropped by her agency for "supporting Palestine" and because tumblr can never be bothered to research anything they just bought it wholeheartedly when the truth is that she was dropped for her antisemitic remarks, that included, "There are a lot of people afraid of being Jewish at this time, and are getting a taste of what it feels like to be a Muslim in this country." Cause Jewish people have never been scared for their lives right? She also went on to share posts from Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters, who has been criticized over the years for his antisemitic remarks...But of course it's not as glamorous to be antisemitic trash as it is to be a crusader of freedom, eh, tumblr?
And then there's tumblr's favorite YA author, Xiran Jay Zhao, who's been claiming everywhere that their publishers are ghosting them "for being pro-Palestine" but also straight-up admitted that they missed their agreed-upon deadline for actually writing the book lol. That one is so obviously a cop-out I didn't think I'd have to spell it out for you but here we fucking are.
Must be nice to have Israel to blame for your own ineptitude huh. It couldn't be that you're losing jobs because you're either unprofessional or bigoted, oh no, it must be because Jewish people secretly control the world! Give me a freaking break.
#israel#palestine#antisemitism#tumblr politics#amanda seales#susan sarandon#xiran jay zhao#when in doubt just blame jewish people! a trick that has worked for thousands of years.
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Mothra and Battra have me in my feelings again and I don't know what to do with it so woe; little doodles be upon us all

this was supposed to be a comic but I almost died just coloring this, I'm not finishing that thing >:(
#Mothra x Battra#Divine Eclipse#Bathra#Allies In A Shared Purpose to Enemies to A Quiet Moment of Reunion Leads To FeelingsTM to Allies Again to Star-Crossed Lovers#What if we had the same duty and purpose but my methods were so drastic that you had to banish me for 12 thousand years#And when I was freed and found you being attacked#I decided to engage your attacker instead of you even if I had good reason to hold grudges#what then#The way Mothra and Battra agreed to take Goji to the ocean so they could seal him in#and Battra made sure to be the one closest to Goji's mouth knowing that was the most dangerous place to be#The way he took the Ferris wheel and wacked it on Goji's head after the thing almost crushed Mothra like he was making a point#The way their wings rested over each other's like they were holding hands while Mothra healed Battra#The way I love these little puppet moths with my whole heart
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"Life is actually a series of encounters in which one event may change those that follow in a wholly unpredictable and even devastating way." --Ian Malcolm
#jurassic world: chaos theory#jwcc#gif warning#flashing lights warning#brad-x#nothosaurus#evasive action#camp cretaceous#isla nemesis#mantah corp#people can complain but I find the notion that putting armed automatons into an unchecked reactor room with no failsafe programming#to keep them from using live rounds inside what is essentially a NUCLEAR REACTOR to be the absolute perfect trigger for Nublar's destructio#no it was not an Act of God or just an inevitable fact of nature that destroyed them#'it was...once again...overreliance on technology#human guards would probably not have let the kids escape in the first place or...more likely...would have been persuaded#but you can't persuade a robot#which is why they use them#which is why a robot follows them#which is why a robot damages the cooling system for the reactor#which is why the reactor overheats#which is why an earthquake happens#which dislodges a rock#that lets water into a lava tube#that seals off a pressure valve#that builds up the pressure#that causes lava to rise which builds more pressure#which causes an eruption to take place a thousand years ahead of schedule#I'm not sure about the actual scientific probability of detonating a volcano but I assume that if we did fracking in yellowstone#something bad would happen potentially
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you watched ep 17 and thought, yeah, that’s like zhao yuanzhou at his lowest huh? poor thing have suffered, can’t be any worse than that right?
then you watched ep 19
#fangs of fortune#damn#daaaaaaaamn#guo jingming you bastard#omg zhu yan is like the nicest kid#but then bam#life happened#after living happily for tens of thousands of years#fuck they shouldn’t have took shelter in that damn clinic#zhu yan shouldn’t have touched that damn box#if that didn’t happen to li lun#he wouldn’t have let the goddess seal him#he knew li lun want freedom the most#he shouldn’t have made that decision for him#the road to hell is paved with good intentions#cries
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Watching popular blogs go from ‘funny and thoughtful’ to ‘jaded and rude to everyone’ is like watching a spritely young adventurer slowly get worn down by the horrors of their quest until they become naught but a shadow of what once was. people once spoke of their good deeds but now they’re what they formerly fought against. a bygone hero
#this is joking and offhand but it does annoy me and make me sad to see lol#if I ever start reblogging my own posts to make fun of well meaning people in the notes#then take me out back and slay me with thine holy blade.#seal me into darkness.#lay a thousand year curse on me.#freeze me into ancient and mysterious ice.
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wdym finally? can't relate tbh i was fully ready to hand over my heart to him from the moment i saw the back of his cape and heard his first line of dialogue
#it was the 'a thousand pardons' line that really sealed the deal for me#and the little red ribbon in his hair#🤭#haytham kenway#ro.doc#queue must be joking
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Oh shit...
I can even go on about Skyward sword but make it puzzleshipping....
Atem and Yugi live on the sky islands together. They're close friends and their romantic relationship is about to bloom like roses in spring.
Until dark magic unleashes a nasty storm that rips Atem away from Yugi and down to the surface world. The gears now in motion, Atem finds himself stumbling into his foretold duty to purify his body and mind in sacred springs on the surfaces to realize his true self and power: the reincarnation of a powerful sun god that seals the darkness away.
Yugi embarks on a quest to find Atem somewhere on the surface world. His first stop is a decrepit temple of stone, and just behind the main chamber, beyond a tiny crack of two heavy doors that seemingly will never open, Yugi spots a huge orange crystal sitting on a dais, alone.
"What is that thing?" Yugi wonders, but he doesn't have much time to ponder on it because he's off again, following Atem's trail through the thick woods.
It's only at the end of his journey Yugi learns that Atem had been waiting for him all along, imprisoned in lonely slumber within that orange crystal.
#due to time travelling shenanigans ofc Atem traveled tp the past and froze himself in time to keep the seal on the great evil strong still#and Yugi looked through forests volcanoes and deserts and found Atem at the Temple of Time at the farthest end of the desert#they were going to reunite then but a servant of the evil showed up and forced them to separate#and JUST when Yugi gets the strength enough to find Atem in the past....#Atem freezes himself solid in crystal to bind himself to the seal...all in front of Yugi#thousands of years into the future Yugi visits the old temple and finds the orange crystal there. Atem waits for him inside.#that was probably the wildest twist in Skyward Sword tbh#puzzleshipping#blindshipping#yami yugi#atem#pharaoh atem#yugi moto#yugi mutou#yugioh#the legend of zelda#skyward sword
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i need people to start writing scientists as completely batshit. none of us are normal. the “uptight and logical and rational” stereotype is a facade
#i love my labs. no one is normal#everyone is nuts!!!! you think someone is super impressive and normal and then you’ll hit a topic and be blown away because they immediately#shift to the weirdest possible person you’ve ever seen. the most normal person ive seen is the entomology professor who was so pissed about#the reclassification of cockroaches that he will start yelling#my boss is a post doctorate. he’s so smart it’s nuts. i was told AT LENGTH about his cats’ grooming habits#one of my coworkers was tipsy and was showing us her beetle tattoo and then immediately pivoted to animal noises#‘yeah and then the tattoo artist made it simmetrical. i can make a noise like a dying seal want to hear’#we were playing jackbox and I got the prompt ‘my asshole is leaking’. i drew a butt plug. my boss and my entire lab was in the room#the p.i. of my other lab keeps emailing the entire lab memes#we’re normal people but in a strange way. we’re abnormal but not in the way people think about scientists#one of my coworkers was a music producer who made hundreds of thousands of dollars if not more but just. has a personal passion for#plant genetics. so he works in labs. but he’s a music producer#idk im just thinking about this bc of the party Friday
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i like drawing beautiful people so ill probably make the witch king hot ngl
#ya know how aizen from bleach is like 10 five hottest guys in the whole manga#half of me wants to make him hot and cool and the other part of me wants it to be like his magic made him all fucked up visually#i havent even tried to design him because i havent decided what to do yet#did his body decay some degree over thousands of years through the seal and hes like a horrid corpse of a thing?#did he not age at all and the seal suspended him in time?#i dont know#BIG BRAIN MOVE WOULD BE TO MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE THE FAMILIARS SOLID BLACK WITH NO EYES
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Cult of the Lamb AU where instead of sealing away Narinder and going on to commit genocide, Shamura realizes the Bishops are all in drastic need of family and probably individual therapy. But the problem is they're gods and gods aren't allowed to be anything other than flawless, so what to do? Why, raid a Sheep flock and kidnap a therapist! Poor Lamb still gets caught up in their family bullshit, but hey, at least they aren't the last of their kind. And some of their family got away too!!
#cult of the lamb#this'd be a crack au for sure#like very casually fucked up#i feel like the bishops were probably always pretty violent#since that just seems to be the way cults operate in COTL#but i imagine they got exponentially worse in the past thousand years after Narinder was sealed and Shamura had their skull caved in#the goat is also there#maybe they're the one who does individual therapy and the lamb does the family#no one knows they exist#except maybe the witnesses#me tag
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Hold up. Lews tells Ishy it will be “like a dream” before he seals him away. Siuan in 1x06 was having dreams about the Eye. Has Ishy been able to access TAR the whole time while Sealed?
#versus the books’ thing about weakened and fluctuating seals every thousand years#wheel of time#wheel of time spoilers#wot on prime
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Honestly it's criminal that dawnguard came out in 2012 and I've sunk a considerable amount of my playtime in skyrim with serana as the only follower I'll ever have and only now do I learn that you can cure her vampirism. I almost feel the need to spoiler tag this post because nobody has ever seemed to mention it besides the critique video I just finished which mentioned it
#skytim#tes v#dawnguard spoilers#?????? genuinely i feel i have to spoiler warn this because it SHOULD be a HUUUGE point of serana's arc and yet#when serana has been sealed for a thousand years or more and you can almost erase that? how would you even convince her realistically#i'm still amazed they bagged laura bailey herself for serana's voice. i'm starting to get obsessed with her skill#laura bailey and i share a birthday too :3#i know it's only expected that a bethesda game will pick up genuinely intriguing ideas and then throw them against the wall but COME ON
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”You smell.. familiar. Have we met before?” (Gimme the boy)
@fodlansbestmom
Grima stiffened a little. He could sense great power within her. Was she perhaps one of the Saints, like Rhea and Seteth? ...No, her power seemed to be even greater than theirs. This must be...
"Ah, I do not believe we have, but of course I am aware of who you are... Sothis, right? Oh, should I be referring to you as 'Lady', or even just 'Goddess?" Grima raised a hand to his chin, as if thinking for a moment.
"Ah, but where are my manners!" He snapped out of his thoughtful pose with a dramatic jerk. "My name is Robin. It is a pleasure and an honour to meet you." He bowed, as must as it irritated him to do so. After all, people, beasts, even Gods, should be the one bowing to HIM.
#fodlansbestmom#pffft referring to him as 'the boy' just amuses me xP#he might actually be as old as Sothis after all#he was sealed after for a thousand years after all#Tyrant of Ruin (M!Grima)
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