sometimes a workplace is the worst man you’ve ever met, the gayest most unserious man on the planet, a self-destructive woman whose relationship with her fiance can best be describe as 'toxic yaoi', a deeply sad man in a lesbian situationship with his boss, and Thee cuntress supreme
Visited Ianto’s shrine again, this time bearing a gift. However I don’t know how to tie a tie, so enjoy this video of my friend laughing at me for that. And if you know how to tie one and see mine, feel free to alter it 😫
Man torchwood 3s hiring process is literally the hardest YET the easiest of the Torchwoods...
Like, sure the best of the best is needed, but are you a dumbass??? Are you bisexual??? Are you a whore??? Do you dress for somehow comfort AND style??? What's your stances on doing things for the #Aesthetic????
Unrelated to Ianto Jones, Tim is a surgeon working for Torchwood Three in the late 2090s. He joined for a fairly mundane reason, and often hyperfixates on solving a problem and stays late at the office. His surname often throws off Jack, who never full-names him as a result.
SOMEBODY, ANYBODY. IM BEGGING YOU. pls write a fic where Jack Harkness has to comfort Gwen through a Panic Attack. I’m looking for these fics, but I can’t find any. If you have recommendations pls.
We see a lot of Jack preventing Gwen from doing something because it’s unsafe in some way. But I need to see Gwen breakdown after the alien threat has passed and Rhys isn’t there because they’re just trying to tidy up and the others are doing ~something specific~ so they aren’t there and Jack notices Gwen being a bit too distracted and then she has like a full on panic attack and Jack recognises it immediately because he’s spent waay too many nights trying to deal with them alone before Ianto. So he helps her calm down. and just like please. Please. I need platonic Jack and Gwen.
"Gwen CHEATED on Rhys" well yeah. And Ianto was keeping a cyberwoman in the basement and she almost killed everyone. And Tosh read everyone's minds without them knowing. And Owen opened the rift and almost ended the world. And Jack fed a dozen children and his own grandson to aliens. And Suzie was a literal serial killer. If infidelity is the deal breaker for you I am afraid you are watching the wrong show.
Torchwood - outside the government, beyond the police. We are all that stands between Cardiff and the Rift. So top secret that we’ll wipe your mind without a second thought. We will, however, use our name to order pizza and list our employees’ CVs online.