#Transformer hc

[dat-lil-shark]

Transformers moments that I will sacrifice my firstborn to see:

One bot snatching energon out from another’s servo, ignite it, and throw it at enemies as a grenade, and the bot whom it got snatched from said “The frag man that was my lunch.”

One bot, in their vehicle form, drove away as Optimus called all Autobots. Meanwhile, a person with hands full of groceries chased after them while screaming.

While investigating a crashed spaceship, one bot tried to take a sip of the energon that got leaked out, and another pulled them away and said “Hey! Control yourself they are dirty.”

A bot getting a “need a car replacement?” poster on their windshield and they cried.

One Decepticon tried to steal some energon from a machine. They disconnected its pipes, sucked on it for a while, and connected it back. But when Megatron discovered them, they punched another con right next to them on the face, till that con got energon on their lips, and they tried to blame it on them.

Ratchet doing a high pitched girl scream that resembled an ambulance alarm.

Starscream flying as Autobots below shoot at him, and Starscream said: “Miss miss miss miss! Hahahaha!” And then he noticed one of his wings did got shot, and he said “Oh scrap,” and then fell in a loony tone way.

A bot cleaning themselves as another car (a normal, lifeless one) parked right next to them, and they screamed and said “OUT OF THE WAY! PERV!”

(TFP exclusive) Raf being grabbed by a Decepticon, and he said, in Cybertron language, “No one will ever believe you.” And that con freaked out so much they dropped him.

(Bumblebee 2018 & ROTB exclusive) One guy proposing a really stupid idea, and ask Bee for his opinion. Bee made a face and played clown music in return. (Bonus if that guy said: “Okay, that’s a cheerful song. It is yes?”)

Two cons being cornered by Grimlock, and one said, “Don’t run. He’s a dinosaur, he can’t see us if we don’t move.” And the second ask: “Are you sure?” And the first said: “Yes I am suurrAAAAAHH—“ (got yeeted by Grimlock)

[shockstarcels]

starscream got his name because he's one of the most powerful seeker and the high guard, due to his speed and agility. even as he flies, his wings create friction so violent, that the wind "screams." enemies can hear him coming from miles away.

[valdrift]

this joke has definitely been done before but it'll never not be funny to me ✌️

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

do you even remember the lives that you threw away like trash

continuation of this

[dailymothanon]

I like to imagine his horn finial things move 😌 this is a second part to my hc post that Soundwave wears makeup like Frenzy under there 👍 i figure ES Soundwave at the least tends to take things to heart 😌 atleast from what I’ve seen he’s more expressive so I’ll go with that

[chamom1le-t3a]

just pretend i spelt chick-fil-a right pretty pleasee 🙏

[ugly-bug-starscream]

more doodles of sealfire au!! (yes im making one now)

[goosegooserevolution]

series of one page comics that gradually increase in effort

and dw about rumble hes fine, gravity eventually took hold of him

[jazzradio]

seekers death spiral

[dat-lil-shark]

I don’t care what canon says, I believe, back on Cybertron, when the time is right, a pair of conjunx will fill out a paper form and a mechanical stork (or a delivery man) will deliver their Sparklings to them. And they will live happily ever after.

(Live footage of what (I think) happened whenever someone made TF fan kids)

[stati22]

One time only offer: Howdy does fluff

[baja-blast3r]

Closer look at their joy and whimsy from this comic

[bastardlybonkers]

Would the headlights on Bee's wings count as biolights? And if so, would that make his wings anymore attractive? I'd assume they work like birds, the prettier and brighter they are the more attractive. Considering Bee is bright yellow and has lights on his wings would he be considered attractive to other fliers? Thank you

ooh alright so this ask gives me an opportunity to do another little analysis/hc dump, this time on cybertronian beauty standards! lemme start with the basics first

-personally, i dont think of fliers like birds, though ik bird behaviors is a pretty popular hc for fliers lol. i think a lot of them like wings because that means they can fly (cool flying alt, can fly together) and because theyre nice to touch and be touched!

-i think cybertronians find faces attractive due to the increase in expressiveness, so theres a cultural bias towards finding faces attractive. however, faceplates are still appreciated, and as james roberts has confirmed, those without lip mouths have the most erotic mouth build 😏 so that lends a huge bonus to faceplates, evening them out a bit in terms of beauty standards

-lights and bright plating colors are probably attractive, but id say really anything that isnt grey and lightless is probably handsome (grey looks like dead bodies to them)

-some helm shapes are just not very flattering, at least to cybertronians. pre-ghost, bumblebee's helm was probably considered extremely average looking, but post-ghost whoever built his body decided to upgrade his helm a bit lol

now for starbee specifically...

-starscream and bee are both obviously affected by the beauty standards of their culture, so theres definitely some aspects that carry over. however, theres things that they dont really care about either (for example, bumblebee doesnt really care how shiny starscreams plating is)

-i couldnt for the life of me find the lights on bees wings youre referring to in the ask 😭 i looked at all my refs but i dont see them 😔 he does have lights on his legs, which starscream probably does like, as he likes bright and pretty things in general (both on others and himself)

-starscream has never particularly cared about wheels, hes far more interested in bees doorwings. personally bumblebee would like a little more wheel attention 😂

-bumblebee finds stars wings cute, which is different from most people who like wings, who like them for the power they represent (he also likes the powerful jet alt mode but he likes getting a rise out of starscream even more)

-heel thrusters are a unique thing to cybertronians, and are probably considered a more niche attraction

[dailymothanon]

Prime Soundwave always looked quite like a bat; so I really liked the idea of him just having an area full of like. Servers, (super?) computers and computer related stuff, cables and cords all around to hang off of. But like almost in a cave-like way, him crawling all around (upside down even) the almost maze like place like a bat in a cave or nesting area; presumably with the use of his data cables. Yknow, his own area that basically only he knows how to navigate and use (maybe other than Laserbeak). So this is just him upside down 😌 nothing special yet, I also assume his long arms are helpful for that stuff

[lunasdestiny]

Heroes get smooches~😘

[soda-sparkss]

@deadlysoupy your wish is my command