#UnicornTalk

[wherechaoswins]

"Girl? Who?" 🤔

So guy says, "you no girl!" What you think? 🤷‍♀️ Maybe alien? 👽 Do cupcakes taste like clouds? ☁️🍰 Unicorns just need a hug! 🦄 Rules are all a spaghetti 🍝 Raccoon secret agent? 🦝 Every breakfast is confusing

[justausualunicorn]

"I got vaccinated so I won't get COVID you can take the mask off" Damn bitch I am vaccinated against tetanus but I don't go around licking rusty metals

[layxns-blog]

Hello everyone!

[justausualunicorn]

When will Marvel let Happy Hogan be actually happy? Damn.

[justausualunicorn]

Adhd folks does this happen to you too? When laying in bed daydreaming about something let's say a dream house and imagining I'm living in it. Then suddenly something distorts like one of the room floor just caves in and my brain just won't let me make the room normal and nothing else gets affected by it. Or I'm imagining a car and suddenly my car gets hit by another car and gets a dent and then no matter how hard I try to fix the dent my brain just doesn't fix the dent. I don't know how to describe it exactly but it's weird so this is the best I can do.

[justausualunicorn]

Just give Wanda another Android boyfriend or she's not going to stop wreaking havoc. My phone is too old someone has to sacrifice a new one. Maybe one of the robot guards around Strange would suffice with a little bit recoloring.

[justausualunicorn]

Mild aphantasia or mild prosopagnosia?

Is there a thing called a mild aphantasia or mild prosopagnosia? I can imagine a shape in my head when someone says imagine an apple. But the apple I imagine is always the same. An apple that looks like the Apple logo without the bite, red, and 2d. Or when I imagine a sunset just a canvas bottom is one color yellow for sand, there is an ocean in dark blue, and the top there is an orange sky with a half-sunk yellow sun. There are no shadows or contour it’s all just one color in a cartoony way. I can imagine a picture I saw like a dog, for example, Bichon Frise. I can see the picture flashing in the back of my mind. But I can’t bring it in front of me to describe it or just sketch it. It just disappears when I try to focus on it.

I can vaguely remember logos but there are no colors. I always fail at internet quizzes how well do you remember company logos. I know that there’s Google written in sans serif and there’s blue, red, and possibly yellow but I can’t recognize it. I am usually fine at seeing objects like blocks from different angles but if there are more than 5-6 blocks I can’t visualize it. I usually can’t tell if someone has a haircut or dyed their hair unless it’s an unnatural color. I usually can’t answer when someone says, I made some changes to the room do you like it, which usually upsets people. My room is usually messy but everything has stable places so I can tell when something changes.

I don’t have a problem recognizing faces but I can’t visualize them. I can’t visualize my face or any of my family members. I can visualize the faces of actors if I binge-watch a show but it still comes like a flash and goes so it is impossible to draw or describe. Also, there’s no color. When I try to draw something without a reference it is usually stickman or something weird-looking.

I usually mix people that look similar and I am usually the first one to say celebrity lookalikes, which also means I will mix them from now on, or when two songs have similar melodies. I don’t have this problem with sounds or melodies, I can remember them fine. 

I also saw some posts on internet aphantasia and prosopagnosia being related to ADHD / ADD. And saw a poll where 40% of aphantasic people were on Aro/Ace spectrum which sounds interesting.

Does anyone have similar experiences?

[justausualunicorn]

I finally managed to disable Windows Defender Fuck you Bill Gates I want viruses to eat my ass

[justausualunicorn]

I changed my mind Someone do Thanos car I'm not at home

[justausualunicorn]

I love how in old movies ladies faint when they see blood. Sir, that woman sees an amount of blood that a war veteran sees, ever heard of periods?

[justausualunicorn]

I am too close to mute neural blender tag. They are all cursed and they won't stop. It keeps coming I can still see them when I close my eyes. Please stop not Bloodborne McDonalds. Is this the last thing I see before the apocalypse. Did we reach the end of humanity this soon? End it.

[justausualunicorn]

When I try to understand or examine what I am feeling, sometimes the feeling just disappears. For example when I feel sad if I think like “am i feeling sad?”, “why am i feeling sad?”, “am i over exaggerating?” sometimes the feeling just disappears and I’m left with this void where I don’t feel anything. I don’t know if its from ADHD or depersonalization. It’s hard to explain but does this happen to anybody? 

[justausualunicorn]

How to explain how much I drink coffee to people

- You know how people are 70% water, I am 70% coffee

- I don’t have a bloodstream, I have a coffeestream

- The baristas at my local coffee shop think I am working there too

- Cheers! (drinks coffee)

[justausualunicorn]

Old Unus Annus Videos Before Inevitable Doom (2019)

These are just my favorite old videos. I love all Unus Annus videos I made this list for watching it in last days for farewell. These are only videos before January 2020 from oldest to newest.

1) Unus Annus(Gotta watch Intro for the last time ╥﹏╥): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXnh0h8IT7E

2)Cooking with s*x toys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l04-h1feTDU

3)Making Our Own Sensory Deprivation Tank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jui4aO4DHU

4)Ethan will be kicked in the Balls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Ah1036dWg

5)Baby hands Operation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOAwmo7CQ9s

6)Mark and Ethan summons a ghost: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtaN1bZWaZo

7)2 truths 1 lie - Waxing Edition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAfedFkfIiU

8)Play-doh Thanksgiving: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTLiNfaa02U

9)Helium Therapy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioc2-bItiAI

10)1 Man 100 Accents: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIz_LJLNmOE

11) Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=036npgw5H-w

12) Ethan destroys Mark’s Van with A Bat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX6ufaxMxec

13)Ethan gives Mark a Viking Funeral: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlwOYzdussE

14)The great Meat Mistake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYievVOKpX8

15)Floating in a Real Sensory Deprivation Tank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5pxbzZa-UY

16) Mark Reviews The Impossible Burger But There’s a Looming Sense of Impending Doom(Mark gets shot with paintball): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDZlN7XIz1A

17)Ethan Explores Mark's Haunted Basement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR0132VoD3w

18) Ethan’s Relaxing and Totally Normal Nail Salon 💅🏼: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i7xbv9iewc

19)Taped and Afraid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvGX69KCok0

20)Preserving Ourselves in Wax(ft. Jacksepticeye): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht8WS30Doc

21) Duct Tape Crucifixion (Amy, Please Don't Watch This Video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oekcldc8uM

22)You blink you lose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIWfpkstlTo

23) 2 Grown Men Attempt the Presidential Fitness Test(MArk punches wall): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkPE1aDlRMY

24)DIY Bungee Jump (please don't try this)(Disclaimer song):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnuWHdumYJc&t=722s

25)Who can make themselves taller?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4_WabCK_5g

26)The Sensory Overload Tank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYfpQ51jKBM

27)Ethan Finally Becomes A Man(Wood working video, Ethan gets shot with paintball):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRYHn9FcQAo

28)We Take a Lie Detector Test to Uncover Our Darkest Sins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujVX6J5_lKM

29)Learning to Breath Underwater: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIbNHvbXoA8

30) Fixing Mark's Hole with Ramen but Every Time We Add Glue We Get 5% Closer to God:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDmzr61sTK0

31)DIY Cheese: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfBCxLru8kg

32)Turning Mark Into an E-Boy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwYJWAnf5IA

33)Nutball:The Most Dangerous Game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8AAQkavypY

34) 10 Strange Amazon Products Ethan Bought Mark Because He Doesn't Know How to Spend Money Responsibly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4Te5j6Ja0s

35)Long Hair, Do We Dare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxEIakFVbGo

36)Top 10 Worst Things Your Friend Could Possibly Spend Their Money On: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHfMbqOW96U

37)Who Can Teach Their Dog a Trick the Fastest?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svLlK3F-g7E

38)Mark and Ethan are Now Fathers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-n6fnCZ8T8

39) Mark Builds a Pillow Fort for the Very First Time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNN4NZIX1Ns

40)We Played Mad Libs And Ran It Through Google Translate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5GASm3fP7g

41)Mark and Ethan Desperately Try and Name a Single State in the USA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui7VD6jD_q4

42)The Illuminati... Do They Really Exist?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rrcmf_CCkF0

43)Running Internet Drama through Google Translate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8S_WMImk3s

44)Is Mark a Masochist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xjJhaLKN1E

45)Are Reptilian Humanoids Living Among us?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt8GFg9WZPs

46)Eating Only Onions for 24 Hours: How Many Onions Does it Take to Kill a Man?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtGrRbkriJY

47)We Played Strip Poker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u82azj2kM7Y

48) DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2080: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzNRCO6FZgo

49)Crushing Watermelons Betwixt Our Mighty Thighs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOZRu3PnsXM

50)Mark Teaches Ethan to Read with Hooked on Phonics(EEF):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDSlqpoKuA0 ( Jun 6, 2020 )

[justausualunicorn]

I ask someone about something for example what kind of coffee my friend wants and then I forget to listen to answer and go to the coffee machine and then go back to my friend to ask again about the coffee because I didnt listen to the answer. Does this happen to anyone else?

[justausualunicorn]

Does anybody wake up with nail marks in their palms? I usually find them if I forget to clip my nails and they grow a bit longer than usual. I believe I am usually digging my nails in my palms while sleeping but it doesn’t leave a mark when the nails are short.