#VOTE FOR SLAPPY VOTE FOR SLAPPY

[theworkshopmann]

Slappy the Seal

Are you slappin'?

Type: Cosmetic/misc

Class: Scout

This cosmetic was made by Steam users Diva Dan and Void~. Posted on November 20th 2018, you can vote for this right here!

[green-day-unofficial]

note: dos and father of all were omitted due to getting 0 votes on my previous polls.

[web-novel-polls]

Five Love Languages of Danmei: Pining Bracket

Mingqian from Liu Yao

Characters: Yan Zhengming and Cheng Qian 

Liu Yao Carrd Link

Submission:

"A hundred years, Cheng Qian! A mortal's lifetime would've passed just like that"  Poor single mother Yan Zhengming keeping the family alive because SOMEONE couldn't stay alive... The way Han Tan was able to recognize Cheng Qian because YZM kept drawing portraits of him... The fucking. slappy ring. Anyw yeah Yan Zhengming be pinin'

Moshang from SVSSS 

Characters: Mobei-jun and Shang Qinghua

Submission 1:

They've known each other since teens and well into their thirties before getting together. And it's difficult to tell for MBJ, but Shang Qinghua had considered him his ideal man the entire time! 

Submission 2:

Airplane has been pining for MBJ since /before the universe was even created/… he has pined for him desperately and also just been desperate in general for two (2!) lifetimes, not to mention that MBJ has been trusting in and helping sqh out since basically the very first time they met as TEENAGERS and now they are like… At Least 50,, probably older to be honest .

["Anti-Propaganda" that attacks other characters is NOT allowed. Please only give reasons to vote FOR a character/ship.]

[spongebob-connoisseur]

do you ever get the feeling that Slappy might go Yandere mode for Patrick 0_0

Ehh.. Not really. Don't get me wrong, he is an obsessive fan and a certified Kreep (7 days a week). Patrick's biggest fan, but yandere? I mean he'd definitely bump off anyone who claims to be Patrick's #1 fan because that's his title but he doesn't seem to want to get rid of anyone who gets between him and Patrick.

I mean he'd want to wear Patrick's skin but that's a different thing entirely.

Also yandere as a word,,,,, Slappy is strictly a fan, I REALLY don't like any further interpretation of his relationship to Patrick. He's just a fan, a weird obsessive one but only a fan. He's just a little dead guy watching his favorite cartoon <3

The most yandere he ever got was in the episode Pick Patrick's Path where he rigged the voting game so he can get his dream sleepover with his favorite celebrity.

Also Cleanin' House where he offers to take Patrick's trash off of him. Gotta get that Patrick Show memorabilia ya know?

But outright yandere doesn't seem right. He seems to like Patrick's family as well (though he likely views them as part of the Patrick Show production) and he likes the other lawnies because he has other folks who he can share his love of the Patrick Show with.

There isn't anyone who'd he like to harm who would get in the way. I mean we even get a time skip to the future where they show the last episode of the Patrick show, you'd expect Slappy to be upset or something but he's having a good time enjoying the last episode. So it's strictly a fan thing.

In the episode Get Off My Lawnies, Slappy and the other lawnies completely drop the Patrick Show in favor of stanning Granny Tentacles (who becomes their new celebrity in their eyes)

Slappy does really REALLY love the Patrick Show and it's star without a doubt but he's just as quick to drop him the moment he gets bored.

Such is the life of celebrity culture lol

[autisticsupervillain]

Tumblr Complete Monster Tournament

The show where we vote to determine which Complete Monsters are truly Pure Evil.

Round 19's Monsters...

Chucky vs Slappy!

Tournament Criteria:

[bestofanimaniacs]

Animaniacs Best Song Brackets!

Hey y'all and welcome to another fine Animaniacs poll!

Brief announcements ~

WE HAVE OUR BRACKETS!!!

If you don't like the brackets, you can't blame us, a wheel choose them and I think the wheel did good.

We, the mods (plural!!), advise listening to the songs before voting especially if you haven't heard them before! You may find a new favorite Animaniacs song out of it!

There's a total of 64 songs so buckle in and buckle up, we have 5 rounds of polls!!

Also, MODS! I have help now and can stop using the royal we.

Links to all the polls will be available under the read more once all polls have been posted!

Edit: Thanks to a kind follower, the double Rita "A Place Called Home" has been fixed!!

-xoxo Wheel of Mod-ality or W.O.M. or the artist formally known as the OG Mod

Round 1:

Bracket 1:

Schnitzelbank vs. The Cutening

There's Only One of You vs. If I Could Have My Wish Then I'd Be Happy

I Ate a Rock vs. Lake Titicaca

A Place Called Home vs. Bones in the Body

Yakko's Universe vs. Gruelsome ol' Gruel

The Hello Song vs. It's New Year's Eve

I'll Take an Island vs. Humans Ain't What They Seem to Be

What Are We? vs. Piano Rag/A Guy Named Joe from Kokomo

Bracket 2:

I'm Mad vs. Christmas Ghost Trio

A Quake! A Quake! vs. I'm Nobody's Mama

Running from Our Fans vs. U.N. Me

Here Comes the Sea! vs. The Wishing Star

The Bayeux Tapestry Song vs. The Little Old Slappy (from Pasadena)

L.A. Dot vs. On the Home Front We're Marching Along

Wakko's Two Note Song vs. Gotta Get to the Wishing Star

Yakko's World vs. Reboot It!

Bracket 3:

Be A Pest vs. Suffragette City

The Catch-Up Song vs. FLOTUS, FLOTUS, What Do You Know About Us?

The Monkey Song vs. Several Drops of Rain

Together vs. Flat in Gay Paree

Warner's Ark vs. We Could Try To Do It, Santa

Columbus Sailed the Ocean Blue vs. Be Like Me

Variety Speak vs. The Ballad of Magellan

The Presidents Song vs. I've Got A Ha'Penny

Bracket 4:

I am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual vs. I Am the Very Model of an Ancient Roman Emperor

Macadamia Nut vs. The Magna Carta Song

I'm Cute vs. Just the Same Old Heroine

D.I.WHY? vs. Some of Humanity's Wins

Yakko's Big Idea vs. Hello Nurse

When You're Traveling from Nantucket vs. The Senses Song

Panama Canal vs. Wakko's America

Let the Anvils Ring vs. A Brief History of History

[galactic-glamour-girl-posts]

Things I'd like to see in season 3

Slight Spoilers Ahead!

--A callback to "A Pinky and the Brain Christmas" in "How The Brain Thieved Christmas". Nothing too big, I want the two-parter to do it's own thing and not be a rehash, but it's hard to imagine that there wouldn't be a reference to it given that the reboot often references events that happened in the first show and the PatB spinoff. Maybe reveal that Brain still has the globe keychain, something like that.

--If Slappy does indeed return (and it seems like she will), for Slappy not to be softened. Not that I think it will happen, but this is their first time writing for Slappy in the reboot, so I expect her characterisation will be at least a little different. Which I'm fine with as long as they don't change her morality. I say this mostly because the last time she had dialogue was Wakko's Wish, but she felt a bit too mellow in that. She's not like the Warners who, while I won't deny often act in self interest, do tend to help people in their own zany, annoying way ("La La Law", "Hooked on a Ceiling", "Magna Cartoon", etc). Slappy, on the other hand, only really looks out for herself and Skippy, and can be way harsher because she lacks their moral code ("The Sound of Warners"). This is the same woman who tried to blow up up a critic's house whilst she thought he was inside all because he didn't think she was funny and threatened to blow up a jury if they didn't vote her not-guilty on a crime she technically did commit...and then when they did she blew them up anyway. Not that she's never justified, she keeps to herself often only does this type of thing in retaliation (the previously mentioned jury were clearly biased against her), but still, let her be mean and violent!

--Assuming Slappy comes back, for them to include Skippy. He was already in "Good Warner Hunting" and was shown to still be a kid, so aging him up isn't an option, meaning he's either gotta be left out or be re-casted. I'm really hoping they just recast him, there's no need to write him out just because his original voice actor is no longer a child. I don't like it when characters are written off or killed off just because their original voice actor can no longer do the voice, it feels unnecessary to me. If Slappy is on her own then fine (because let's be honest she's the one we watch her segments for), but Skippy brings out the best in her, I think he should be there.

--More Scratchansniff in general, but specifically him acting like a father towards the Warners (in more than one episode). Nothing too cutesy, the Warners will always find ways to stress him out, but I much prefer it when he's attempting to take care of them.

--Hopefully a satisfying ending to Julia's story, but given that they didn't know season 3 would be the last when writing this season, it's not likely. Not their fault if this one doesn't happen, I'd be happy enough to see her return.

--A FULL WAKKO SONG. Multiple Wakko songs actually, that would be great. I do prefer the other two Warners over him but they each have multiple songs in the reboot whereas Wakko only has one so far-"Gruesome Ol' Gruel"...and it's like 50 seconds long. I think he deserves more (Yakko got four in season 2 alone!) Scratchansniff has more songs than Wakko in the reboot so far. Granted, he didn't sing much in the original series so it's great that he sings more here, but him getting more new songs than a main character is kinda weird. Well, I guess you could count "Hot Washed Buns", but I don't (that one's even shorter than "Gruesome Ol' Gruel" anyway). I think this one is likely, season 1 focused a lot on Dot and season 2 focused a lot on Yakko, so maybe season 3 will do the same for Wakko!

[princess-of-the-corner]

Toontown: Rewritten Recap: December 2002 (Happy Winter Holiday)

December 22, 2002

Sir Max, having just gotten OUT of trouble with the Brrrgh for stealing and (accidentally) melting their hockey rink a month ago is now back IN trouble with the Brrrgh for stealing their lightbulbs.

As such, he’s been sentenced to Community Service, and must run around the Neighborhoods to go caroling at six shops.

The issue?

His instructions are written in riddles that hint at which shops he needs to carol at, Clarabelle isn’t selling jackets yet, and he lost the list while writing the blog post.

Thus, Sir Max declared that anyone who can find the list can go caroling for him as he wandered off to try and find some warmth.

The picture for the blog post has a somewhat clear picture of riddles, however.

Christmas Carols are special Speedchat phrases. Using the right carol at the right shop results in a cutscene where the player’s Toon sings the entire carol.

December 23, 2002

Sir Max learned that the Christmas Carols were actually a trap. Singing at the last shop would set off a trap that’d get the caroler’s head stuck inside a Snowman Head. A Snowman Head that won’t go away until it melts at the end of the holiday season.

Sir Max decided to respond by sending even MORE carolers after the shopkeepers, with the end of the post even explaining how to solve the riddles. The riddles hint at the shopkeepers’ names, the names of their shops, and which carols to sing to them while inside their shops.

December 24, 2002

On this day, we were introduced to a new character: Slappy.

He’s a short, green duck from the “Colorful Canvas” district just past the outskirts of Donald’s Dreamland.

Anyways, he made this news blog post because he needed publicity for his campaign. Just like Flippy, he’s running for Toon Council President and he hopes the better candidate between the two will win. He’d LIKE to be the better candidate.

But anyhow, he learned that Flippy had been turning Toons into Black Cats for Halloween, and thus has decided that he’ll be turning Toons into White Polar Bears. Why? Because white’s his favorite color. You can put any color on it. It’s like a blank canvas to him. Unlike black (which you apparently can’t put any colors on), it’s the base of all colors.

Thus, he hung out by Toon Hall for the next couple of days (Christmas Eve and Christmas, leaving at update time on December 26), and introduced the brand-new Polar Bear Toons to Toontown for the very first time, warning the voters that this transformation would only be available for a limited time, and it would be a long, LONG time before their next chance.

And remember: “Don’t be wacky – Vote for Slappy!”

(Note: Only cats can be black, and only bears can be white. I don’t know if that’s changed since then, but I’ll let you know if/when we get to the point in Rewritten’s story where that changed.)

December 25, 2002

Sir Max declared that it ‘twas a Beary White Christmas. No not like Barry White the singer, or Barry White the Ambassador to Norway (I love these obscure references), but Beary White as in the Polar Bears.

White Toons had been requested for years, even before Toontown Rewritten was a thing, and that Slappy has made many a Toon’s dream come true. Sir Max couldn’t wait to see how Flippy planned to top that!

Additionally, Sir Max had a Christmas Present for all the Toons as well. After much begging (and bribes) he convinced the Toon Council and Loony Labs to give the Alpha Testers teleport access to ALL of Toontown’s Playgrounds (including Acorn Acres), using Loony Labs’ newly invented portable hole technology!

The teleport access was only temporary, for testing purposes, but it was nice to have in the meantime.

Also, an update by Disney that let players peek under the clouds on the map was rolled back, so now the clouds persist until Toons visit the corresponding neighborhoods.

Sir Max reminded everyone to stop by Slappy if they wanted to be a Polar Bear (as it would be a LONG time before they had the option again) and wished them all a Merry Christmas as he signed off.

December 26, 2002

The Christmas decorations were taken down, and Sir Max figured the snowstorm would end as soon as he returned all the lightbulbs.

Just one problem: The lightbulbs had all burned out due to being on for 5 days straight.

Sir Max did the responsible thing, for once in his life, and ordered 7,352 lightbulbs to replace the ones he had burned out, but it would take a few days for the delivery to go through.

The Toons of the Brrrgh were FURIOUS.

Sir Max explained the situation to Lil’ Oldman (the wizard responsible for the spell in the first place) and Lil’ Oldman, being a reasonable Toon, replied by tripling the intensity of the blizzard and burying Toontown under ice and snow. Fair’s fair, after all.

And to make matters worse, shoes hadn’t been added yet, so all the Toons are walking around barefoot in this weather.

Sir Max’s only comfort was that he had hot cocoa.

It didn’t do much for him.

-

you know what? “Lil’ Oldman the Wizard” is a fucking hilarious name.

[sharkest-sharks]

thresher sweep i am hoping for my dear slappy friends

happy thresher shark thursday

i don't know who's winning curretly since i'm not voting on any of the polls until the very end but

[tf2shipswag]

i am like. unreasonably smug about you saying "vote the catboy" in the tags of jay's post. it's not even a ref of him it's just him drawn over big slappy. i never expected him to be so immediately loved.

[geesebumps-stuff]

you would've voted for slappy ik it

EXSCUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEEE

................maybe....

I forgot to vote cuz I couldn't choose between Goldie and Slappy

[nastya-sokolova-2002]

Baby Skippy: Well, Louis and Marie The king and queen of France They gotta go!



Animani-kids: Oui, oui, oui, oui!



Baby Skippy: I say Louis and Marie And all the upper class They gotta go!



Animani-kids: Oui, oui, oui, oui!



Young Katie Kaboom: The king and queen, they are so mean While we starve, they eat trout almondine!



Animani-kids: Gasp!



(Young Yakko covers Baby Zubi's eyes as we hear a record scratch)



Baby Zubi: What? She said trout almondine, not zebra lion fishes. Back to the song!



(The we go back to the song)



Animani-kids: We peasant folk, we are so broke

And they couldn't care less, if we all croaked!

We said Louis and Marie

The king and queen of France

They gotta go!

Oui, oui, oui, oui!





Young Wakko: We got no bread, we're eating dirt

We got no clothes, wе all share one shirt!





Young Yakko: The king won't givе us the right to vote





Baby Zubi: I say we put a dotted line across his throat!





Animani-kids: Well, Louis and Marie

Those stingy sovereigns

They gotta go!

Oui, oui, oui, oui





Young Cora: The only way to bring about change

Is for us to revolt





Baby Dot: We know it sounds strange!





Animani-kids: About four years, they ruled the country





Baby Skippy: We say phooey on Louis, we're fini with Marie!





Animani-kids: Louis and Marie

The king and queen of France

They gotta go!

Oui, oui, oui, oui!





Slappy: Off with their heads!





Animani-kids: We said...

They gotta go now!

Oui, oui, oui, oui!

Chop, chop!



035:Your song is amazing, guys!)

[pinkiemeowstic89]

Baby Skippy: Well, Louis and Marie The king and queen of France They gotta go!



Animani-kids: Oui, oui, oui, oui!



Baby Skippy: I say Louis and Marie And all the upper class They gotta go!



Animani-kids: Oui, oui, oui, oui!



Young Katie Kaboom: The king and queen, they are so mean While we starve, they eat trout almondine!



Animani-kids: Gasp!



(Young Yakko covers Baby Zubi's eyes as we hear a record scratch)



Baby Zubi: What? She said trout almondine, not zebra lion fishes. Back to the song!



(The we go back to the song)



Animani-kids: We peasant folk, we are so broke

And they couldn't care less, if we all croaked!

We said Louis and Marie

The king and queen of France

They gotta go!

Oui, oui, oui, oui!





Young Wakko: We got no bread, we're eating dirt

We got no clothes, wе all share one shirt!





Young Yakko: The king won't givе us the right to vote





Baby Zubi: I say we put a dotted line across his throat!





Animani-kids: Well, Louis and Marie

Those stingy sovereigns

They gotta go!

Oui, oui, oui, oui





Young Cora: The only way to bring about change

Is for us to revolt





Baby Dot: We know it sounds strange!





Animani-kids: About four years, they ruled the country





Baby Skippy: We say phooey on Louis, we're fini with Marie!





Animani-kids: Louis and Marie

The king and queen of France

They gotta go!

Oui, oui, oui, oui!





Slappy: Off with their heads!





Animani-kids: We said...

They gotta go now!

Oui, oui, oui, oui!

Chop, chop!



Neat

[web-novel-polls]

Five Love Languages of Danmei: Pining Bracket

Hualian from TGCF

Characters: Hua Cheng and Xie Lian

Submission:

Hua Cheng has been in love with Xie Lian for 800 years before he could ever approach him as a possible romantic partner

“Your Highness, I am forever your most devoted believer.”

“You never know. I don’t care if anyone else is disappointed. But to some, the very existence of a certain person in this world is in itself hope.”

Mingqian from Liu Yao

Characters: Yan Zhengming and Cheng Qian 

Liu Yao Carrd Link

Submission:

"A hundred years, Cheng Qian! A mortal's lifetime would've passed just like that"  Poor single mother Yan Zhengming keeping the family alive because SOMEONE couldn't stay alive... The way Han Tan was able to recognize Cheng Qian because YZM kept drawing portraits of him... The fucking. slappy ring. Anyw yeah Yan Zhengming be pinin'

["Anti-Propaganda" that attacks other characters is NOT allowed. Please only give reasons to vote FOR a character/ship.]

[fanficwriter284]

Because I enjoy writing about the brothers… so here’s a fic nobody asked for. But you get it anyway.

The four circled around their captive, glaring him down.

“Ok who’s gonna kill him?”

“Me!”

“I want to”

“Me!”

“If I vote for you to kill him Jig do I get to say “Game Over” before trap them?”

���No”

“Bullshit”

“No, if anything I should be me! I grabbed him”

“Correction, our elderly brother grabbed him. You slipped and fall. And then AFTER you help”

“No one asked you. What about you Billy?”

“Me? I’m fine. I really don’t mind”

While the three were segueing and Billy was just witnessing the whole argument their hostage was carefully undoing each restraining bond.

“Why don’t you all just calm do—“

“Shit!”

They all turned their head and saw Billy being gaged by their captive with the very ropes used to restrain him. Billy couldn’t breathe and was struggling to gasp for air.

“Come near me! And your friend isn’t waking up again”

“Fuck”

“K—-k——ki——ll HIM!”

They all circled each other never breaking eye contact act. Slappy was first to pounce knocking the three of them onto their sides. The man hit him hard in the throat and went for the eyes.

“AHHRGHH”

Jigsaw was next attempting to assistance Billy and removing the rope around his neck, but to no avail. Chucky being the smarter one grabbed a knife and rammed it through the man’s skull. Killing him.

Billy was gasping for air and yanked the restraints right off him.

“You ok?”

He didn’t respond and just nodded his head. The pain of speaking was too much.

[autisticsupervillain]

TUMBLR COMPLETE MONSTER TOURNAMENT!

Come next October 1st, Tumblr will vote to decide which villain is the vilest of them all! Of these 36 contenders, only one of them can be named the evilest Monster on Tumblr!

Here is the criteria on which our contestants shall be judged:

While several of these characters have a vast resource and scale disparity between them, try and ask yourself this: if the character with less resources could commit all the atrocities of the character with more resources, or even go beyond them, would they?

Contenders:

Round 1: Darkseid (DC Comics) vs Nyarlathotep (The Lovecraft Mythos)

Round 2: Kefka Palazzo (Final Fantasy) vs The Joker (DC Comics)

Round 3: Dimentio (Super Mario Bros) vs Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

Round 4: Lord English (Homestuck) vs YHVH (Shin Megami Tensei)

Round 5: The Scarlet King (SCP Foundation) vs The Crimson King (The Dark Tower)

Round 6: The Lich (Adventure Time) vs Vilgax (Ben 10)

Round 7: Skynet (The Terminator) vs AM (I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream)

Round 8: Sauron (The Lord of the Rings) vs Red Skull (Marvel Comics)

Round 9: Carnage (Marvel Comics) vs Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa)

Round 10: The Radiance (Hollow Knight) vs Fire Lord Ozai (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Round 11: Jonas Venture Sr. (The Venture Bros.) vs Masayoshi Shido (Persona)

Round 12: Palpatine (Star Wars) vs Frieza (Dragon Ball)

Round 13: Albert Wesker (Resident Evil) vs Dio Brando (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)

Round 14: Vladimir Makarov (Call of Duty) vs Light Yagami (Death Note)

Round 15: Johan Liebert (Monster) vs Slenderman (Slender)

Round 16: Freddy Krueger vs Michael Myers

Round 17: Spongebob SquarePants (The Bikini Bottom Horror) vs Kirby (There Will Be Brawl)

Round 18: The Major (Hellsing) vs Jonah Magnus (The Magnus Archives)

Round 19: Slappy (Goosebumps) vs Chucky (Child's Play)

Round 20: William Afton (Five Nights at Freddy's) vs Martin Greywhinder (Harmony and Horror)

Round 21: Kefka Palazzo vs Nyarlathotep vs Bill Cipher

Round 22: Lord English vs The Scarlet King

Round 23: AM vs The Lich vs Sauron

Round 24: Junko Enoshima vs Fire Lord Ozai

Round 25: Frieza vs Jonas Venture Sr vs Dio Brando

Round 26: Vladimir Makarov vs Johan Liebert

Round 27: Spongebob SquarePants vs Freddy Krueger vs Jonah Magnus

Round 28: Slappy vs Martin Greywhinder