#Vanilla's ramblings

[flicklikesstuff]

What.?

(Edit: We got her folks! One more to go!!)

[vanilladacat]

Y'all know you can ask me anything right

[preciouspeppermintts]

What actually happened before Shadow Milk starts his redemption arc :

[chorioretinitis]

gambling kills don't do that kids

[tartppola]

silver♀ dump + fairy gala sil/prefect sillies..........

[catzgam3rz]

I cannot get them out my damn head

[cosmicraelum]

| Jambound 26 |

The Room Is Warm

[limboni]

"Children in the woods" 5/5

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[lych33dragoncookie]

I got bored.

So, I decided to make a Pure Vanilla relationship chart. Yes, I view all of these as romantic (... Though, as romantic as they really can be with him. He's got that swag of a non-standard queer way of viewing relationships, probably) Zooming in is recommended for... Obvious reasons.

... And, a bonus below <3

[fixated-cookies]

Thinking about being pressed up between pure vanilla cookie and shadow milk cookie while dry humping heheheh

Imagine if you could feel and hear PV deep grunts and groans while he grinds against your ass while smilks on your front, tightly holding your waist and rutting against your soft thighs. Imagine if you were completely naked, but they were clothed fully😋

Ahhh smilks noises would be so raspy and whiny, similar to ep. 8 moments where he pants. His countless eyes in his hair would be focused on your face with cute little heart pupils 💕💕

Meanwhile PV gets his head in the crook of your next, nearly drooling from the friction and hotness of it all. His face is such a cute shade of red!! The softness of your ass is so delicious to his clothed dick.

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Mwhahaha can you tell how my quality of work absolutely diminishes when I post from my phone???? I need them so bad man, I'm going insane akajahah

[caseybobava]

oh yeah. it’s all coming together.

[xaytheloser]

something something Witch of Justice shitposting

(redo of an old outdated version of this meme I did last year haha now its more lore accurate :) )

[chorioretinitis]

[iyv-luster]

" What could be worse than the yandere!Cookies of Darkness? "

" Me is worse. " said the yandere!Beast cookies.

Little did they know about..yandere!dragon cookies.

[catzgam3rz]

I am so normal about these cookies, happy new outfit update!! (Also some additional vanilla/smilk pages one including @jackie-mae 's Hatsmilkau)

[faemytho]

it differs depending on how you look at it, but to me, Pure Vanilla totally has WAY more world experience than Shadow Milk does. which is wild when Shadow Milk is the embodiment of Knowledge itself but listen. hear me out.

from the moment Shadow Milk existed he was A God. he had to be The Fount of Knowledge. he wasn't allowed to be anything else but the god he was made to be. he preached knowledge, but there's a difference between knowing something and experiencing something.

meanwhile, Pure Vanilla was a shepherd (shepherds are fucking cracked btw, sheep are several hundred pounds of animal and shepherds have to be able manhandle them with ease). on top of that, Pure Vanilla went out into the world and learned magic. he adventured. he fights off hoards of monsters and dragons with his friends and has celebratory drinks with them. he founded an entire kingdom and ruled politically as its king.

Pure Vanilla is more composed and regal than the embodiment of knowledge itself because he has that worldly experience. he had time to grow and learn how to mess up and make mistakes and learn from those mistakes.

and the reason Shadow Milk is so fucking insane is because he's extremely repressed. he was never allowed the freedom to be anything but the Fount of Knowledge. and the second he tried to do anything but be that, the witches sealed him away for thousands of years.

all this to say, Shadow Milk can dish it but he can't take it. Who would win: shepherd mage king who works out regularly vs immortal jester god who's been wasting away for millennia.