#Vitamins For Adults

[kids-worldfun]

From Childhood Treats to Adult Essentials: The Rise of Gummy Vitamins

Imagine this: once just tasty treats for kids, gummy vitamins are now serious health helpers, copying candy’s appeal while giving plenty of nutrients.  These vitamins allure individuals of all ages with their candy-like flavor. But does their performance match the hype? In this article, we will explore everything gummy vitamin-related.  What are Gummy Vitamins? Gummy vitamins, as the name…

[theriverbeyond]

sometimes you really are severely deficient in the Vitamin and that vitamin is HRT

[omegapheromone]

Alphas are so infuriating, my little brother is really out there being like "nah just bring me bread and some yoghurt, I'll drink coffee if I want hot drinks" my brother you have pharyngitis. I promised to go get groceries for you and I AM bringing you tea, soup, vitamins, and so on. It was YOU who said it hurts to swallow food you dumb bitch. Idiot. Stupid. Swats at him with a rolled up newspaper gently. Dumbass!!! Should take care of himself better... grumble grumble...

He should do what I Say, not what I Do- I just take painkillers and sleep off whatever illness I have. But that's unimportant bc I'm chronically ill anyway and used to it. This idiot asshole isn't!! He should cherish his goddamn health and actually rest and care for himself when he's sick. IDIOT. Anyway I'm going to go buy him groceries and a lot of nice stuff today so he can feel better and I can continue calling him a pissbaby for fun

[uptownhags]

watch me go to my pcp check-in like, "hey doc, i know you told me to keep my heart rate and stress levels as low as possible but i gotta go see monkey man on friday."

[ladyfarona]

Is it sad that one of the highlights of my day is eating my gummy vitamins because they taste good?

[cuntwrap--supreme]

My dog has been having senior moments, such as randomly forgetting what she's doing or trying to walk into a street, and I've been calling her "Mr. President" when it happens.

Like, "No, Mr. President, we can't walk into oncoming traffic. That's how we get killed!"

[fantastic-nonsense]

the trick to actually convincing yourself to take vitamins every morning is to find ones that provide the experience of eating candy

[gender-euphowrya]

the absolute vicious shit people think they have to say whenever the topic of 'picky eaters' comes up ESPECIALLY when it's about children is just sickening

[parasolids]

i kinda love when a character clearly needs professional help but is trying to self treat it with like crystals and essential oils and like herbals and stuff and it is Not Doing A Lot. i think largely because i was living like that for a very long time and it sucked but at least the aesthetic of plants is nice

[ofdarklands]

after a week of taking a general multivitamin and more importantly, a vitamin d suplement, i can preliminarly say i think my mood has been a bit more stable and generally upbeat, and i have been feeling a bit more energy, even as i've been sleeping so-so this week due to cat

remains to be seen if this is a coincidence, but i'm hopeful!

[chaicolatte]

i am the worst at taking care of myself if it were up to me i’d just eat jello all the time tbh, jello & pudding have been my favorite things to eat lately i wish they had nutrients

[ghostzussy]

so you've been twenty for twenty days how do you feel

[winwinwinterb]

Tale as old as time, really.

[kriskriskriskriskriskriskriskris]

They need to make these for matured humans

[techmomma]

Facts about your body after you turn 25, AKA things I wish someone had told me:

you will get hair in fun new places. this is normal and fine.

these places include (but are not limited to) if you don't already have them: your asscrack, your back, your ears, and moles. it's fine.

some of you, dick or not, will also lose hair. this is normal, but also if you have ovaries maybe get this checked out for PCOS.

your acne will probably change. some people get better. some people get worse. it's fine.

your nails will probably get an infection or a fungus at least once in your life. this is fine. (but also let your doc know).

how you gain and lose fat and where you do so will change. this is fine.

how you smell will change. this is fine. (fishy or rotten smells mean doctor time though)

if you have a prostate: it gets harder to pee. prostates enlarge as you age (get this checked regularly). this is fine.

if you do not have a prostate: it gets easier to pee but not in a good way. as in as you get older, your pelvic floor muscles tend to lose some of their strength. this makes it harder to keep pee in. this is fine.

all breasts and pectorals eventually sag, with the rest of your body. this is fine.

a decent percent of the population will experience a cyst at least once. some of you will make up for the rest with multiple. this is fine, but keep them checked out by a doctor. (sometimes this is a condition! get checked for that too!)

almost half of everyone gets hemorrhoids. it's a good idea to just expect them since your chances of getting them get higher the older you are. your toilet will look like a murder scene. definitely get your booty checked out BUT this is almost always perfectly normal. just eat more fiber. "but I already-" eat more fiber. and maybe suck it up and buy some hemorrhoid cream, you'll thank me later.

yes, this means you will probably need to make an appointment for a doctor to see your butthole. it's okay. not only do they really not care but 1. they've seen weirder that day and 2. they'd far rather you see them now than later when it's been going on for forty years and now it might be colon cancer. it's okay. consider it a rite of passage.

adults need more sleep than children. don't believe the myth that you need less than they do. that is capitalist propaganda to make you give up more of your life to the work grind, comrade.

vitamins and medicine, something you are more likely to take as you get older, sometimes make the toilet turn weird colors. it's okay.

if you still have your tonsils and get those little stones and get sore throats more than once a year you should plan on getting those suckers out before the tonsils cause an infection and go septic. if you're getting stones at all you should get those reevaluated every year, especially if the stones are bigger than a needlehead (or get bigger over time). it's gross and yucky. I don't care. get them looked at before you end up in the hospital.

you'll probably need to add foot support to your shoes if you don't already do. this is fine.

your body changes. sometimes it can feel sorta weird and upsetting that it isn't what it used to be. that is okay, and it is okay to be upset. just know that this is normal, it's normal to be upset or not upset, but don't let it hinder your quality of life. trans or cis, there is a certain level of acceptance you just gotta give your body and forgive your body for as you get older. it's okay.

it's okay. I promise.

[thisismyworldyeah]

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