#WHAT RHE HECK

[koolaidoverliving]

Do you have any Frankie the Undead headcanons please my crops are dying

Yes I Do Let Me Water Your Crops

like with william, frankie isn't apart of my AU! rather he's in the slendermansion one :')

i know the original frankie is 50 but i didn't know when i rewrote his character so — my frankie the undead is a 25 year old hitman! his corpse, like nurse ann's, was reanimated by zalgo, which turned him into the zombie he is now. his life before death wasn't the best. he had a daughter at a particularly young age and was unable to provide a lot for her.

both him and his daughter were attacked near the forest. frankie wasn't aware at the time, but as he carried his daughter's body, dazed with his body moving on its own, he was already dead. an entity in the fog recognised his fury and gave him an opportunity at a new life. the deal was made. frankie collapsed on the ground. when he woke up, he was still alive, but he had a hunger for vengeance... and flesh.

he became a bounty hunter who goes after bad people for money. frankie's made quite a lot of money, but he isn't allowed to reveal his occupation, so he has a part-time job at times horton's with william grossman (who is also his annoying roommate.)

frankie does have recollection of his past :) it's just that he's very dazed and his memories are slowly deteriorating, and sometimes he doesn't know why he craves blood so much — a symptom of being reanimated by zalgo...

anyway here's some mini headcanons

pansexual and trans male (he/him)

he actually didn't transition until he was reanimated (at the age of 23)

he has undiagnosed autism

frankie has a strong brooklyn accent which william tries to make fun of but he can't because he's british and that's objectively worse

his parents were junkies. frankie used to play outside more than he spent time in the house.

he has to restitch himself every now and then...

he's a redditor

definitely spat slurs when he was younger but not anymore (BRO'S PARENTS WERE ATROCIOUS INFLUENCES)

he listens to jazz music

he fucking hates working at tim horton's and his co-workers think he's cosplaying a zombie everytime he shows up to work

frankie doesn't like eating people actually... he just sorta has to. it's the only thing that feeds him.

he also tends to not look at his own reflection. he doesn't like seeing who he's turned into — nor does he think he's appealing, either.

though frankie quit drinking, smoking is still something he's addicted to. every cigarette he smokes is a reminder of how low he's fallen.

frankie pays 75% of the rent

while frankie doesn't show it, he does have a soft spot for william. frankie is just trying not to get attached to anyone again.

laughing jack on the otherhand is a menace and frankie despises him.

frankie's hair was much darker when he was alive, but now it's a pale blond.

:3

[kukurubean]

I forgot to look at dye channels but phoenixs glow up is definitely the most extreme out of my characters

[brine-in-my-eyes]

ok so ive been reading whathappensnext and uh oh my god oh my... goodness gracious. what in the flimmerjammer dilly jar did i pull myself into

im bookmarking at victim impact statement cuz i think this is near the end but i gotta go to sleep

all ive got to say now is oh my god gage you need to calm tf down oh my god oh my godddddd. everyone is so messed up in the head. this comic goves off so much millenial aged american neurodivergent toxic sludge of relationship messed up kind of story one that probably would have broken me as a teen but now i can just read with the sidenote that it's all fiction n stuff

i might reblog with some final thoughts just cuz i have like ALOT to say abt what i think of it

now heres the tricky part. actually putting my phone down and going to sleep.

[zushimart]

What if scara can't wink... kabukimono sees a tataratsuna worker wink at him and he's like ?????? And tries to wink back but he doesn't know how to do it... everyone finds it cute and winks at himm to tease him and he's trying so hard to do it like them. Goes to katsuragi like "look look!" *squints heavily* *blinks* "did I do it?"

this is so cute😭 . cutesy. his big doll eyes fluttering closed. i can see him doing the same with whistling or raising an eyebrow or rolling his tongue gahaha all those little things. no clue how to do them & spending like hours trying to figure it out

[rainia]

I just needed you to know that I got this notif because it had a lil frog and I thought that was very cute

WHHAATT that’s so damn adorable??? :OO

honestly if it’s a new post of mine chances are you probably Don’t want to see it LMAO

[igotlovestruck]

babe [ lando norris ]

[ 𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 ] — lando norris x reader . ⊹ ✶ ㄔ 🫂 °.   *

[ 𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗦 & 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 ] — angst, some hate comments . ⊹ ✶ ㄔ ��️ °.   *

࣪˖ 💭 .. 𝗘𝗬𝗔’𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗦 ⌕ another one from the drafts! enjoy <3

this work is purely fictional. names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. © httpsuniverse, 2023. do not steal, repost in other platforms, translate and/or claim this work as your own.

f1wags

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f1wags y/n’s ig story update today! it seems as though lando norris is officially off the market as the 2020 season comes to an end, congratulations to the happy couple! 🥳❤️

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user what omg

user from childhood bestie to fiancée 🥹 dang when’s it my turn!!!

user i just woke up wtf !!! congratulations mum and dad landonorris yourusername

december 15, 2020

yourusername

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yourusername how can i ever say no to that face 😟 you’re making our childhood dream come true 💘

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user lando lmao 👉🏻🫦👈🏻

f1 congratulations, y/n and lando!

mclaren congratulations 🫡💒

yourbffsig omg bestie!! 😻 congrats, i love you both!!

yourusername you’re coming back home for our wedding 😤 i’m not taking no for an answer

yourbffsig as if i’m gonna say no!! 😤

december 16, 2020

landonorris

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landonorris promoted from boyfriend to fiancé! you can never get rid of me now, y/n y/l/n 😜 i love you!

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maxfewtrell remember when you told me you were determined to make her a norris?

yourusername ugh hes so obsessed w me 🙄

maxfewtrell yeah it’s annoying 🤢

landonorris i hate you both, give me back the ring yourusername i unpropose to you

yourusername 😽😽

december 16, 2020

landonorris and yourusername

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landonorris two years ago, we exchanged our vows on valentine’s 💗 happy valentine’s and 2nd anniversary, my hot, beautiful wife. to more adventures and years to us 🥂 i love you.

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yourusername happy anniversary to us, my love!!

landonorris i’m still obsessed with you

yourusername when are you not baby 🤭

yourbffsig ugh u two disgust me but stay in love ig

user i still can’t believe lando is really off the market for two years now 😔

yourmomsig stay in love, you two!! 🤍

user will we be expecting baby norris this year? if no, why not 😭

yourusername no plans for baby norris yet! me and lando are children ourselves 😂

— ❤️ by landonorris

user dinks, my fav dinks.

user can u adopt me instead

february 14, 2023

f1wags

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f1wags we haven’t had a glimpse of y/n in the paddock the past few races, so here’s some throwback pictures with husband, lando norris! 🤍

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user i miss her :(

user so i’m not going CRAZY for noticing that she hasn’t been to any races this season...

user maybe she’s pregnant or something

user nahh impossible, y/n herself said that they don’t have any plans for baby norris yet.

user right.. that could only be the plausible reason why she’s not attending races 🙄

user maybe she’s just busy with work, she has a career herself

user no bc think about it.. it’s already round 10 and we haven’t seen her since bahrain, not even during testing 💀

user well, silverstone’s up next. let’s just hope she’s there for lando’s home race

user we can just hope

july 02, 2023

f1gossip

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f1gossip y/n’s now deleted ig story today. wonder what’s happening between the young couple? 🤔

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user NO WHAT

user I JUST WOEK UP WHAT IS THIS DRAMA

user MAYBE ITS JUST NOTHING PLS MAYBE SHES JIST LISTENING TO MUSIC I MEAN IT’S TAYLOR !!!! WJO DOESN’T LISTEN TO TAYLOR

user ...me... i don’t listen to taylor 😬

user what rhe heck u have to listen NOW

user miss maam r u ok yourusername

user not on silverstone weekend 😭

july 07, 2023

yourusername

el nido, palawan

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yourusername let the sea set you free

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user miss maam we miss u around the paddock PLS COME BACK

user omg she got a tattoo 🥹 it looks so pretty

yourbffsig i hope you enjoyed your stay with me 🥺

yourusername duh, ofc!! was the most fun month of my life 💗 see you in bali ;)

yourbffsig OMG YES see you in a week, enjoy your remaining days in el nido 😽 love you and take care!!

yourmomsig my beautiful daughter, i love you whatever happens 🤍 glas you’re enjoying philippines x

yourusername aaaa love and miss you mum 🥹 be back soon <3

yoursistersig what about me 😒

yourusername stfu you’re literally coming to bali with me

yoursistersig oh yea lol

user the comments from y/n’s friends and family are scaring me (kinda)

user have u noticed that lando hasn’t commented anything or even leave a like ... i miss his obsessed hubby comments

user plus her last ig story 😓

user oh god pls dont do this to me

user are yall thinking what im thinking...?

user whatever you’re thinking, pls keep it to yourself PLS I CANNOT DO THIS.

user so... you’re m.i.a in silverstone?

july 08, 2023

landonorris

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landonorris p2 and a 🏆 at my home race!!!!! ❤️ you guys are crazyyyyyyyyyy 💙

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mclaren proud 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

masonmount congrats brother!

maxfewtrell absolute scenes, proud brother 🧡

user no signs of y/n here ... 🤔

user ikr like where tf is she

user haven’t seen her since the beginning of this silly season

user she’s out there weeping while her husband’s winning 😹

yourusername

bali, indonesia

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yourusername crazy how time flies when you’re being yourself; careless and free 🍃

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yourbffsig love the glow these days! miss you terribly 💔

yourusername don’t be dramatic, you’ll be here in a few days 😛

yourbffsig 🙄 let me be dramatic pls

user uh excuse me maam, you have some races to attend to?

user she’s not really obligated to attend lol let her live her life.

user uh she has a husband who she needs to support? duh? besides, whose money do you think she’s spending?

user y/n earns her own money, she has her own business even before she and lando tied the knot. she has a degree for that, icydk.

user all this time i thought she was a sahw lmfao

user the username of her business is literally on her bio, in case you haven’t seen it :)

yoursistersig love how you look in the first picture 😂 wearing shades because you cried all night?

yourusername i was drunk, in my defense.

yoursistersig yeah, you’re one drunk crier 😂

yourusername quit exposing me please 🥲

user no “congrats lando!”? no “p2 baby!!”? none? ok

user no cuz i rly thought she’d at least say congrats 😐

user imagine securing a podium on ur home race and ur wife cant congratulate u lmao sad life for lando norris

user i hope you’re ignoring the hate comments and healing, y/n ❤️ your peace of mind comes first over everything

user she knew what she was getting into when she married lando, she should be tough enough to read the comments 😂

f1wags

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f1wags updates on lando & y/n! seems like their fairytale love story is over which is why we haven’t seen y/n lately every race weekend!

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user um what

user not them 💔

user omg i feel bad for y/n

user everything probably took a toll on her mental health

user i hope she’s healing and resting, also i hope she’s not pressuring herself on healing :(

user from strangers to childhood besties to lovers to strangers again :/

user damn this hit hard

user dont do this to me please.

user i knew the caption on her last post meant something 😭

[virgil-is-a-cutie]

Just so y'all know there's Gravity Falls crossover fics with FNAF where teen/early 20s Stanley becomes a security guard

....au where he takes Michael's place in the final night of Sister Location bc he's friends with him and told him to let him go or heck maybe he and Michael applied but Stanley got the job instead.

Stanley is the one who's scooped and yep when Ford calls for him Stanley has his whole body covered.

But the fight results in Ford pulling off rhe face mask just as he falls into the portal and is horrified at what he sees.

Michael ofc occasionally helps Stanley out at the Shack as well as Henry who is glad to help work on the portal machine

[artisticmenace]

NEW NORMAL ALBUM REVIEW

Suburbia remix-

I can tell what he changed but its still such a classic. plus the things he added. MWAAAH. CHEFS FUCKING KISS.

2econd 2ight 2eer remix-

shes still awesome. i can kinda tell the difference but still awesome. its like he sanded it down.

Laplaces angel remix-

holy shit the name LMAO. still shredding the fuck out of the trumpet. sanded down like a nice antique table god damn. i like whats been done with the backup vocals. the effects are giving it more of a mystique and i really like it.

I/Me/Myself remix-

holy shiit. the demo was awesome soooo. this sounds better than the og. william woodiam you know your stuff and im so so thankful. these have sounded polished so far. like when they wax the floors at school. still the same just with a new gleam to them. he even kept the whispers at the end HELL YEAH

...well better than the alternative remix-

this is so so good. i like the vocals already. ooh the claps heck yeaah. the flow is better. ive been noticing the drums in some of these and holy toledo yes yes yes. also the ending. STUCK.

outliars and hypocrites remix-

AGAIN WITH RHE TITLE. "i lied about the apple thing" LMAOOO. GOT FUNKY EITH THE GUITARS FUUUCK!!!! THESE BACKGROUND SOUNDS ARE SCRATCHING MY BRAIN AND THE BACKUP VOCALS HELLLLLL YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!! she still has the bounce and punctuation. and THE DRUUUMS AGAIN YEESSSS. im a sucker for harmonies if you couldnt tell.

blackboxwarrior remix-

i almost didnt recognize her its been so long since ive listened to it. OH SHES GOLDEN. hes just tossed in cinnamon sugar where it needed it ok. the music is just MWAAAH. and the vocals are beautiful as always. this makes me want to write something strange and enchanting, good god. MY THERAPIST!!!!! dancing rn. wheres bonejangles from the corpse bride i need him here. shredding on that fucking trumpet.

marsha thankk you for the dialectics remix-

title, sir. loving the keyboard smash ok. shes flowing like wine from the taps in italy. DRUUUMMMSSS. VOCALSSSSSS. EVERYTHING. shes still her but shes got a dash if something she was MIIIIISSING before. WOAH GUITAR. WOAH BACKUPS HELL YEAH. PIANO MAN, LOVING YOU! these vocals....

Love Me, Normally-

i think he said he didnt bother changing this one bc shes already perfect. not his words but this one stayed the same. i have to agree. the vocals are still chilling. the piano still beautiful. and i can still sing/say every word.

Memento Mori remix-

HOLY SHIT. again the drums, the instrumentals. god damn. shes swinging just a bit more than she used to and god she needed it. BACKUPS AGAIN GOD LOVE EM. SING US A SONG WILL BECAUSE GOD DAMMIT YOURE THE PIANO MAN! background sounds scratching my vrain again i live for it. HELL YEAH! ONE DAY IM GONNA DIE!!! he kept the insane cheering 💙

overall-

he fucking DID IT!!!! he gave this album a polish. some cinnamon sugar. some tumeric. garlic. and shes still herself. its the normal album with what she was missing the first time. I LOOVE.

[infinitelovewiithoutfulfilmentt]

ermmm none of my presents look big enough to be any of the yv boys what rhe heck

[v-anrouge]

Rook would also hunt you for sport, Vil convinces him to hunt you instead of him because like heck he was gonna let himself get all scruffed up in the forest. Rook would use a nerf bow on you so you wouldn’t get too frightened from getting hurt!

WHAT RHE HELL CIL😭😭😭 rook would be so disappointed because i bet exhausted to the point of dizziness in like 4 minutes

[avas-wonderland]

This is a bit old but uhm i made a sprite of Sasha a few months ago and completely forgot about it 😭

WHAT RHE HECK THABK YOU!!!

This is so pretty!!

You even made the hair all poofy and AUGH it’s so cute

[destinyc1020]

Honesty aint always the best policy. Even in my corporate job i was told by my family to never complain about my job online/via social media, save that shit for friends/family. You never know what yr job is watching and you never know wjat future jobs r lookin at when it comes to what you say (n they might think that if yr hired with them theyll say rhe same thing about them). Unless the workspace was abusive/racist/sexist/etc (in that case, if someone feels comfortable, tell yr story) bt i doubt this was the case with TKB, its more like JE thinks hes above those movies and he was prob annoyed he had to work on his ex. Fine to feel that way bt b professional IN PUBLIC, he dnt know who is watching and taking note of his comments

☝🏾☝🏾THIS!!!

I was taught the same thing girl. You think I voice my EVERY opinion at my firm where I work? HECK NO! 🤣 😂

I just do my job, keep my head down, and keep it moving. You can say whatever you want, but just realize that not everything you do or say is going to be advantageous for YOU.

Sometimes in life, you have to pick and choose your battles.

And honestly, if he's no longer doing films like TKB, then why does he need to bring it up over and over again? 🥴

We get it already! You didn't like doing those Kissing Booth films, and you want to be the next Marlon Brando or Heath Ledger... 🙄 (Who, btw... the latter did a "superhero movie" himself before his death. 👀)

Granted, "The Dark Knight" is on a totally whole different level of caliber of film and is probably the best superhero movie ever made lol 😆 😄 But I digress....

[whyse7vn]

i am so scared of tae im not even joking rn tjis is not even freaky its just rlly concerning....!

when tae asked joon about the He a pro rider and we dont hear any reply from joon... ok then! Happy Pride

tjis gc crazy as hell almost made me want to crawl inside the screen just to punch jimin cus ahat rhe heck thats not on Tf is wrong w him what does hobu know what is happening why would u do this.

anyway amazing work as always my pretty love yew treating ur post rn like the morning newspaper xx

nobody matching taes freak not even me sighs LOCK HIM AWAY NEOWWW

be who you are !!! i mean they did have that threesome that one time who knows what really happened yk?

hehehehhehehehehehhe don’t you worry ur pretty little head jimins just being a little silly rn he’ll come around !!

love you eating you thank you for reading >.<

[luvuwite]

HELP IT’S HELLA LATE,, AND IM SO AFRAID TO ADDRESS THIS BC THERE CAN BE A WIDE RANGE OF RESPONSES

BUT I WAS CHECKING TOYHOUSE AND SAW U SUBSCRIBED TO ME?? AND LIKE,,

I DONT MEAN TO DISPLAY FAN BEHAVIOR BUT UR LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAV ARTISTS EVER AND U INSPIRE ME AND AUGH UR SO COOL 😭

WAS THIS GENUINE? WAS THIS AN ACCIDENT? THIS FEELS EMBARRASSING TO ASK BUT LUVU IM MENTALLY SCREAMING, I LOOK UP TO U AND UR HELLA COOL IDK WHAT TO DO ABT THIS 😭😭😭

I’MYAHHEHEJE KIZ OMG WHAT RHE HECK 😭😭😭😭 OFC I MEANT TO SUBSCRIBE YOYRE SO SILLY AND I THINK UR ART IS CUTE!!!!

for some reason i never fully believe when ppl say im a huge inspo for them IT JUST. IT MAKES ME CRY AAAYRYRURHEHEHEH ;;;;;;;;; THANK YOY SO MUCHHHHH I WOULD LOVE TO INSPIRE YOU

[likeafolkssong]

ALL TOO WELL WAS RHE OBVIOUS WINNER WHAT THE HECK

[crookedkryptonitebeliever]

I just finished yan brother and im dying at imagining precious baby sis getting into the memes again somehow on her cheap ass burner and now she's snapping at big bro calling him "submissive and breedable". Also Bunny was so !?!??! Amazing???? Ngl i dont trust a pretty man AT ALL and i dont trust no smooth mf who gets touchy on the first date like he knows me or sumn. reader needs to watch her back heheh!!! Also him 'guessing' her name jdkskls what the HECK bro, mans is a walking 🚩🚩🚩 (just the way we like em 😳) im trying to decide my fave oc of yours but its tough 😮‍💨. I looooove your writing though! Also pls make sure you take breaks, ur posting soooo much so frequently so pls also make sure ur taking care of urself!!! Happy holidays 💞💞💞 (can i be 🐰 anon pls? I promise it doesnt have to do with Bunny, its just my thing jdskks)

Hi bunny emoji anon i just got around to answering this ask cause i had a stroke of luck where i had some inspiration to work onthe 3rd yan bro installment

I also workineg on the next part of Bunny the pretty boy, just veryz busy these days prepping with uni and all, and rhe fact that not a lot of people seem to be interested in my Bunny fic kinda like made me "eughhhh..." And i go on to greener pastures like Language Barrier

Not saying attention and praise is all im writing for, cause yan brother is extremely popular like hell , i got around 120 asks rn and at least 100 of them are asking me to update yan bro p3 in one form or the other.

I think its cause yan bro was made when i was in a dark place to cope, thats why its extra tasty, Bunny was made when i was relatively okay so its less yummy and less popular with the readers... So Bunny doesn't have that flavourful spice to it, pretty unseasoned and I gotta admit that too, hard to keep going when im not strongly comforted by Leveret

But anyways, pretty sure big bro will thoroughly investigate why you're calling him that, leading him to find your burner phone and leaving you gadgetless. Though, at times he kind of found it endearing ONLY if you're past 18 though. Younger than that? Yeah no, you're grounded and getting lectured

Ah yes Leveret the man who simply refuses to elaborate further after dropping an acid bomb, rabbit man my beloved, i kinda do have like a point in that story where i wanted to go, but its going to take a while before that happens

Damn i am gobbling up ur essay asks they r so good, they ere some lovely motivation generators. I really gotta thank u for reading my crap ❤️💕 i appreciate it <3