#WITH FUR COLLAR

[prettiestluxury]

black women in fur >>>>

[snepfeathers]

I'm not sure these harnesses fit the way they used to ~

flat color comms for Baileyfox on furaffinity!

[xieliansbignaturals]

I've made too many (four!!) non-fandom, real-world-problems-related original posts/additions today. 😬 To even things out a little, here are some silly Hualian headcanons:

Hua Cheng collects Xie Lian's toenail clippings. Xie Lian thinks this is normal, reasonable, and actually quite cute, so he makes sure to clip his toenails where the clippings can be easily collected.

Hua Cheng wishes he had to breathe so he could suffocate to death via Xie Lian sitting on his face.

Xie Lian is unhinged about Hua Cheng, too. Aside from the pain thing from the birthday extra, he also knows things like exactly how many eyelashes Hua Cheng has. (The number doesn't change, for ghost reasons.)

Hua Cheng's calligraphy never improves. Xie Lian actually loves Hua Cheng's cursed handwriting, and Hua Cheng knows this, and Xie Lian knows he knows. They keep doing lessons anyway.

Hua Cheng is jealous of Xie Lian's stray cats. Sometimes he shapeshifts into a cat and tries to blend in with them. This is not successful in the sense that he actually manages to blend in, but it is successful in the sense that he gets lots of gege attention and chin scritches.

Slowly, as Xie Lian adjusts to married life, he becomes a blanket hog. Hua Cheng is delighted by this development. It's not like he needs a blanket. And even if he did, His Highness should feel so comfortable, and value his own needs/wants enough, that he demands things even in his sleep!

Xie Lian also relearns his sense for when textures, tastes, etc. are Not Right, and his urge to complain about them until they are Fixed. Hua Cheng loves this, too! A picky Xie Lian is a mentally healthy Xie Lian, and being ordered around by his god is like, the sexiest thing ever.

Both of them get sad if the other closes the bathroom door to pee :(

[stealingyourbones]

Submitted Prompts #144

*shakes a bag of bird skulls I found in the woodsI and places it on your desk like it's a bag of gold*

I had an idea:

What if the Fenton parents are, in fact very competent Hunters, but they love their children more than their work?

Say the first shot Maddie ever fired at Phanton actually lands, and the scream he makes sounds too much like Danny's voice, to a point even with any ghostly distortion, his own still recognizes the voice.

I can see her pulling Jack to the side, making a ruckus about how the "darn ghost got away just as her blaster ran out of juice". Mostly as a way to get Danny her darling son to leave and go somewhere safe, while his parents have a whole breakdown in the GAV about their dead son.

And so begins the stealthy studies on how Phantom's "human disguise" works, the Revelation of Horrible Truth, keeping tabs on Danny's growth and revising their whole attitude on Ghosts to account for the fact that Danny himself is, at least in some part, a Ghost himself, but all he's done is live his life (and be the little hero Mom always said he'd grow up to be).

Jazz stumbles across his secret and is immediately pulled aside to join the secret "Protect the Baby Ghost" family group chat.

"And what about all the times they shot at him in canon" I hear you ask?

They're damn good shots, but while Maddie can train herself to aim just so that the shot misses just enough it looks like Phantom dodged it, Jack has the Fenton Bazooka outfitted with a tracking HUD that purposely fails to hit everyone's favorite Ghost Boy.

Danny picks up on that, but not on the fact that They Know.

And so begins the single most convoluted training arc ever.

Next time Skulker's in town, Phantom has become untouchable. Not a single shot or electrified net reaches it's target.

(The electrified weapons in particular send the Fentons into a rage when Sam and Tucker finally can't keep hiding it, and come clean about what happened, since the Fentons have proven themselves to be trustworthy)

When Red Huntress comes about, and Valerie Grey becomes barely a distant acquaintance after having only just now started becoming more than a friend, and with the GIW sniffing about, Maddie and Jack pull Danny to sit between them and finally tell him they know, and they want to prove that they'll love him just as much as before, whether Human or Ghost.

Danny breaks down in the safety of his family's love, and takes some time off as Phantom to help his parents establish a proper line of communication with the Ancients, considering they've kinda adopted themselves into the roles of Aunts and Uncles towards their little Ghostling.

Which is a good thing, because in Phantom's absence the GIW make a giant spectacle of destroying several houses while chasing some blob ghosts. They're chased out of town by brick, stone and metal bat.

Next time Red Huntress actually manages to hurt Danny, the Fentons pack up and leave. The Portal can be transported somewhere else. It can be rebuilt.

Their baby boy can't be rebuilt, no matter how much he likes to be a little shit and ignore Reality to quote Shakespeare at his own head (thank you Mr Lancer, for not giving up on him) or "give them a hand".

As Fenton takes the last tour of Amity, Phantom disappears. The Protal has been left seemingly unguarded.

The Ghosts decide to have one last hurrah in Anity Park before Danny closes the Portal, as per their deal. They won't hurt anyone, just cause chaos, but in return Phantom won't stop them. It's not like poor Red has the energy to chase them down, now that she's been "upgraded" into Amity's sole defender (the one time Lancer compares her new lack of sleep to Danny's, horrifying pieces start lining up too well in her mind)

The Fentons move out. Into a quiet farm neighbouring the land that belongs to the delightful couple that are the Kents, and their darling son, little Clark, who stares at Danny mildly horrified whenever he comes by to babysit, or help out with fixing the stubborn tractor. One day under Danny's clever hands, and Jonathan Kent's eagle-eyed gaze, and that damned tractor has never worked so well before. The boy's alright in the old man's eyes, and he makes sure they kid knows it.

After quiet rooftop admissions of one small boy's growing powers (I know Adult Clark is a brick house of a man, but what if he was a little twig while young) and the reveal of Something More Than Human from his honorary older brother, the course of Time sets into it's best version, and an Old Clock smiles, as Superman rises, only to be scolded by Spectre for recklessness.

(Dunno how well it came across, but I'm envisioning Valerie's feelings towards Danny to go from bitter resignation because she " had to" push him away, to horrified despair when the truth starts falling into place. He's her "the one that got away". And it's not like she gave him much of a reason to trust her with his secrets.

Maybe older and wiser Red Huntress gets invited to the Justice League, and has to deal with not just Fenton, but also Phantom flirting with her, after a good long conversation on how dumb they both were as kids, and a mutual vow of "I think I can do better now, and I want to prove it to you")

[sushisusii]

You like my collar?... I like'em big

[transmascanakin]

Saw people making yaelokre ocs and I had a crossover idea i couldnt get out of my head

[morganbritton132]

What was it like for Joan at the soccer game?

If Joan had the ability to interpret all the nuances of human emotions than she might have noticed that Steve was a little embarrassed about her being there, but Steve’s complete and total dedication to defending Eddie and all of his eccentricities overrides everything and that is a much louder emotion.

So, when someone makes a comment about it being a soccer game and not one of Eddie’s freakshows, Steve tears the guy’s whole vibe to pieces. Joan thinks that’s for her.

She is pleased.

She is not confined to the dreaded cat stroller either since Eddie brought her less dreaded harness and leash. She used the full extend of the leash to show her appreciation for Steve standing up for her by rubbing against his leg when he’s on the bench.

Though she is not thrilled when he dumps water over his head and it gets her too. She retreats back to Ozzy, Eddie, and Nancy after that.

Joan is actually really into the game. She follows the ball, darting back and forth with it as it goes up and down the field. Though her attention gets drawn elsewhere when a butterfly flies passed her in the grass and she chases after it.

Eddie is not as appreciative as he should be when she brings it to him in two pieces.

After the first half, since there were no butterflies left to hunt and Ozzy was working, Joan curled up in between Nancy and Eddie and let the warmth of the morning sun lull her into a nice sleep. 

[bebemoon]

look for the name CANIS (requested by anonymous) | shop925 distressed halter dress piece w/ fur collar, chanel black leather and faux fur hot pants (a/w 2o1o), el dantes brow faux fur point-toed boots, renaissance-era hunting dog collar w/ protective spikes, wretched flowers mace ball candleholder

[munsonfamilyband]

Thinking thinks about sapphic steddie and I just pictured Stevie with her beautiful Farrah curls and curtain bangs, high waisted jeans with a big belt, polo shirt and nikes. She’s standing next to Eddie with her mullet, torn up jeans and chains, ratty band tee and a leather jacket 3 sizes too big, kick ass boots.

I’m in love with them.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

yet another little Treat for myself! do i have a problem? maybe!

[fitbearcatcher]

Hit n hairy blue collar bulge

[transshion]

me: and you better not be a cunty skeleton when i get there

dd2 wight:

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Bucky sees the pink energizer bunny commercials in the future, and that's it. It is decided. He makes Steve be the energizer bunny for Halloween because he's bouncing off the walls all the damn time.

Oh, and isn't the slogan "keep going and going?" Bucky knows a few things about that, and he knows it fits Steve to a T 😏

[sushisusii]

This is literally my most popular image. This was my legacy on twitter.

[heraxic]

Sketch of @sardinemasc ‘s oc Ecketome cause he’s epic and barbarians are my bread and butter

[the-leech-lord]

🦮Golden Retriever pet regressor! Sanji Stimboard🦮

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