#WOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!

[whumpy-wyrms]

I JUST GOT MY FIRST T SHOTTTT!!!!!!!!!! :DDDD

[introspectionera]

some things are such a major slap in the face lol

[roychewtoy]

[dr-spectre]

They.... They did it.... THEY DID IT!!!

AT THE END OF THE GAME'S LIFE CYCLE! THEY FINALLY MADE THE SCALE SYSTEM LESS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PENCIL NERFS? RANGE BLASTER NERFS? SQUEEZER NERFS? I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!! THEY MADE SALMON RUN BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!

[moonacrefarm]

anticipating love

summary: your parents marriage didn’t survive the test of time and neither did you first love. 

contains: childhood friends to lovers to strangers, second-chance romance, angst, hurt/comfort, slight miscommunication, fluff, 18+ series, mentions of stalking, mentions of cancer, no mention of y/n

authors note: woooohoooo! i didn't expect this chap to take so long. i ended up with a few health issues (all cleared now) which put a dent in my writing schedule as i rested up and got better. a little slow of a chap today but im excited as the foundation has been set for the next few chaps ◡̈

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03. fated ones

“You didn’t.”

“I did.”

“No. Mom. You didn’t.”

“I did and you're going to set the table.”

“Why would you invite Bradley over?”

“Why?”

“Yes. Why?”

Your mother narrowed her eyes at you. You could tell her temper was on the rise, you’d been arguing about inviting Bradley over for all morning and she’d seemed to have had enough.

“I’m dying sweetheart. I’m not dying with regrets.” She hissed out the last part. “He’s coming over and you aren’t gonna say another word about it.”

“But—”

Her finger shot up, “If I hear one more word. One. I’m shipping you to base with your father. This has nothing to do with whatever you guys fell out over. I invited him over because I wanted to have dinner with the boy I so much as raised when Carole died. I do not care if you think I should be angry with him, I’m dying and I’m…” She pointed at herself, “Making amends. If you don’t want to be here, take a drive, sleep on base, and pull your teeth out. I’ve had you yammering in my ear all morning about canceling dinner. This is the one thing I’m asking you to do for me, and you’re throwing a fit. Zip it or ship it.”

Your lips pressed in a line thin. You **had been making this about you. The past few days have been difficult for you to process. The revelation that Bradley hadn’t just up and left you for no reason was heavy in your limbs. It didn’t align with what River had told you and with what you knew.

But, something was off.

It’s not that you didn’t believe what Bradley had told you. There were many ways to explain it all away but something kept gnawing you. River always talked about “divine timing.” What if it's all meant to be, “divine timing” will take care of it. Your guy's relationship had been built out of convenience. You both were young, in school together and looked good together. You both kind of… settled. He fit so well into your life that it had to be divine timing. How else could you explain it?

When your mother was diagnosed, River was good. He was so good to you and her, taking time off, driving her to appointments, and sure your mom was never his biggest fan but she respected him enough and his ability to make you comfortable. You can still pinpoint when he changed and became colder and distant. Every time he talked to you it was flitted with something aggressive.

Initially, you thought it had been neglect. You weren’t spending enough time with him, or maybe it was an effort. Either way, when the switch flipped it felt like whiplash. The night you called it off it was a blow-up fight. He threw vases, photos, plates, and whatever he could find. He kept murmuring about you not being in love with him and choosing your mother over him. Nothing could placate him and soon enough you tore the ring off your finger and hurled it at him, grabbed your keys, and ran to your car.

He tried to follow you but you lost him on the freeway and called your mother. It felt like all those years were a lie, he’d never lost his temper in that manner. Had never gotten aggressive or screamed at you. The whole argument unsettled you. It confirmed the gnawing feeling that ate away at you for years. Every once in a while his smile would become rigid, his grip on your wrist slightly tighter. Always small and light movements to command you to his well.

Once the phone call ended, you immediately went to pick her up, opting to stay at a hotel for a couple of days. He kept calling, texting, calling, and spamming through unknown numbers and accounts. All it did was confirm that… feeling that always sat at the back of your mind. The breakup wasn’t amicable in the slightest. You had police escort you to your shared apartment to pack your belongings and he, luckily, wasn’t there. Within hours, your life was packed up and you moved back in with your mother. However, you never shook the feeling that he was orbiting around you. Even if you never saw him, it followed you everywhere you went.

Silently, you grabbed plates and started to set the table.

“Thank you.” Your mother sighed. You mulled over anything and everything, still stuck on the photos. You and River didn’t even take engagement photos, just a small get-together with your mother and his family.

“Mom?” You called out gently, setting another placemat down.

“Yeah, sweetie?”

“Did you ever think something was wrong with River?”

She stood still for a few seconds.

“Like that something was off with him?”

“To be honest hon, I thought he was boring…”

The confession startled you, causing a giggle to bubble out of you.

“I did! Towards the end, I thought something was wrong with him. There were a few moments when he would seem…off. I never thought he was so off that he would've lost it like that when you two ended it.”

You nodded

“He was boring.”

When the knock on the door arrived, your mother shot off her chair. Your father stayed stiff and you followed suit.

“Oh, you've grown so tall.” She held his face between her hands for a moment, “Handsome, just like your father.” Bradley smiled wide, embracing her again, “It’s good to see you too.”

Bradley took in her scent as he hugged her, feeling how much more frail she had been than the last time he saw her. The guilt gripped his heart.

“Now come on, I made some of Carole's lasagna and set the table.”

Toeing off his shoes he made his way into the home, still familiar with the path to the dining table.

“Sir.” His back straightened, Beau sighed, “At ease Bradshaw, you're in my home not on base, formalities don’t exist here”

“Damn straight they don’t.” Your mother's cheerful voice cut in, earning a small smile from your father.

“Bradley.” You nodded.

He gave a small smile, one so tense you thought he might pull a cheek.

“Dear, could you go get the drinks? I left them in the kitchen.” Pulling yourself up, you heard your mother’s bombardment of questions. She didn’t hold back asking Bradley about the last decade of his life, they did have a lot to catch up after all.

By the time you made it back to the table, your mother was asking the hard-hitting questions,

“So, are you dating anyone? Engaged perhaps?” Bradley choked slightly on his drink.

“Uh.. no ma’am. No engagement and no girlfriend.”

Your mom frowned, “I was hoping for some grandbabies and now I'm hearing I probably won’t have any at all!” Her arms went up in the air. Your dad and you eyed each other, knowing she was putting on a show. Snuffing your snickers you silently chewed. Unfortunately for Bradley, your mom wasn’t quite done.

“Honey, you’re gonna be a spinster by the time your good years are up! You're young and healthy! This is the time to make a couple babies.”

Bradley burned red and none of you could hold back your laughter.

“Okay Mom, give Bradley a breather, anymore baby talk and I think he’ll start babbling like one…It did take him a while to grow out of baby talk.” You snickered and he softly glared at you, “Bringing up my dark past I see.”

Your mother and father gave each other a soft smile.

Dinner wore on and your mother's efforts had paid off, everyone had relaxed and spread out to the living room for some photo album viewing.

She was entrenched in showing the photos of you and Bradley on a family trip to the Sequoias. Climbing trees and chasing each other with fake snakes.

“Carole thought you two were the cutest thing, wherever you went, Bradley was sure to follow. He was terrified of the fake snakes and you grabbed four in the gift shop and started chasing him.”

“Okay, you’re making it sound like I was a little menace.”

“I’d have to agree that you were. I never quite got over my fear of snakes…” Bradley smirked, earning him a small shove from you.

Your mother yawned, flipping through a couple more photos before another yawn followed.

“I think it’s time someone got to bed.” Beau had wrapped around the couch and put a blanket on your mother's shoulders.

“It is a little late, I should be heading back to base.”

“That you should, we have early morning training tomorrow.”

“Honey, can you walk Bradley out to his car? I suddenly feel exhausted.” You nodded, standing and motioning for Bradley to follow.

He got his shoes on and embraced your mother once more before leaving, “Now you come back and visit me, you hear me? I want to see your face as much as possible little Goose.” All he could do was nod, “I will. So much that you’ll be sick of me.” He smiled at her once more, watching as your father walked her up the stairs.

The breeze was welcomed as you stepped out. It had been getting warm inside, your cheeks slightly flush from all the laughing.

“Quite a trip down memory lane huh?” He asked, giving you a small side glance.

“I completely forgot how scared of fake snakes you were.”

“I wonder why…” You shoved him again.

You both approached his car, standing awkwardly for a few moments.

“I didn’t realize how…” He cleared his throat. “How sick she was?”

He nodded grimly.

“Yeah.”

You swallowed hard.

“She’s been fighting really hard.”

You both went quiet again.

You started at the paint on the Bronco, a small dent at the base of the driver's side, from where you and Bradley had been playing a game of baseball gone wrong. A little smile grew on your face.

“You should come by more often.” You looked at him, “I know we don’t… don’t get along like we used to. But we aren’t sure how chemo is gonna treat her this time…She really missed you.”

Bradley’s eyes stung. He’d seen his mother go through this, and seeing your mother today had brought painful memories to the surface again. He let out a shaky breath, “I will. I’ll come by as often as I can. With training, I’m not sure…I can work something out.” You nodded once more, “Drive safe Bradley.”

“Goodnight Bugs.”

You watched him drive off. Standing outside for a minute, letting the air cool you before your father came to the door, “You coming in?”

“Yeah. I just needed some air.”

[homestylehughes]

But Daddy I love Him

instagram au

♥︎ luke hughes x zegras! sister

♥︎ face claim: marsai martin

"I just learned these people only raise you to cage you"

yn.zegras

liked by lhughes_06, your.bsf, and 68,789 others

zn.zegras no one can cage you if you're acrossed the world!

your.bsf WHO IS THAT???

↳ yn.zegras someoneeeeee

↳ your.bsf its him isn't it?? OMG FINALLY.

your.bsf SOFT LAUNCH??

↳ yn.zegas THEE soft launch

your.bsf ANSWER YOUR PHONE NOW.

↳ yn.zegras i will call you back later I PROMISE! MWAH

trevorzegras yn. who is that fucker in the last picture.

↳ yn.zegras woah now! calm down! its someone!

↳ trevorzegras WHO????

jackhughes LITTLE ZEGRAS WITH A BOYFRIEND???

↳ yn.zegras maybeeeeeeeeee:)

_quinnhughes they grow up so fast

↳ yn.zegras in a blink of an eye

lhughes_06 :)

↳ yn.zegras :)

eblue_06 I hope you two are having the best time!! I can't wait to hear all about it!!

↳ yn.zegras I have soooo many pictures to show you el!!! cant wait to see you!!!

dixedamelio prettiest girl ever. (I love the soft launch)

↳ yn.zegras ily <3

zegrasfanpage OMG WHO IS SHE DATING????

devilforhughes IS THAT LUKE?!

lhughes_06

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lhughes_06 saying hi from the ocean!

trevorzegras that better not be my sister. who is that.

↳ lhughes_06 someone

jackhughes luke. you're kidding right.

↳ lhughes_06 kidding what?

_quinnhughes LUKEY WITH A GIRL!!!

↳ lhughes_06 learned from the best

rutgermcgroarty SOFT LAUNCH LUKE???

↳ lhughes_06 maybeeeee (yes)

nick_moldenhauer so this is why you skipped the lake this year...

↳ lhughes_06 next year

adamfantilli LUKEY finally got the girl

↳ lhughes_06 finally.

seamsuscasey26 this is such a good post Luke, I'm proud of you.

↳ lhughes_06 thank youuuu, I had some help

yn.zegras :)

↳ lhughes_06 :)

elblue_06 these pictures are so cute, I hope you two are having the best time

↳ lhughes_06 can"t wait to see you mama

↳ jackhughes MOM DO YOU KNOW IT IS??

↳ trevorzegras MRS. H WHO IS IT???

devilforhughes OMG ITS SO YN OMG OMG OMG

zegrasfanpage zegras and hughes crossover

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an: AHHH HI EVERYONEEEEE!!! I'm finally back, I missed you all sooo much. I've been extremely busy but I'm back finally, with new fics WOOOOHOOOO. I loved this chapterrrr, a little soft launch but we have much more to go so be on the look outttttt. I plan on working on things all day so expect more post later today and tomorrow. ily ily. I hope you enjoyed, like and reblog if you did <3. much love as always <3

tags🎀: @lukey-pookie-hughes43 @bruinsfan234 @bunbunbl0gs

[siremasterlawrence]

When The Sun Rises

It is early morning as Ray rolls from his bed in a rush to get ready for his day only to be distracted by his cute next door neighbor who he embarrasses consistently the other the last year or so.He rolls his eyes as he opens the door open with that confused expression as if he is all clear from any wrong doing and is hit with a strange sensation as she apologizes to him forwhat she did but before he could get any clarification.Two muscular bound guys appear behind her with these two small plastic spraying containers with a powerful pull in each one’s right hand as they sprayed his face with the mouth piece straight in his face.The water spray bottles go forth a few drops land in both of his eyes as he stops cold emotioncompletely removed from his body and he is easily moved to the side of the door as he is placed back on the wall.

The men happily undress him to he is now in his living room half naked with just his under pants in his apartments giant hallway and own living room unaware of what is actually happening to him. The woman smirks a bit approaching him one step at a time as he cups his face so thrilled by there work, she squeezes his cheeks then kisses each side and feels his body upward.The woman faces the men as they dig in to one of his pockets flashing a light in her eyes as her memory floods and she is now frozen in time and he instructs her to leave the room and forget. The other man places five hundred dollars in her pocket happily as she mindlessly walks away from the scenario in to the hall way once again and they lift this man up on to the shoulders. They some how manage to carry him from the building down the staircase in to the van awaiting at the ground floor and they through him in to the back of the van and drive off.

“Mwahahahahaha! This one was far too easy to bring him in.”

“Master will be pleased.”

“He will be a catch for a hefty price “

“Look at those pics “

“Those nips…yum”

“What a body? Adonis?”

“I wish we could see him…”

“Naked?”

“No! You boob!”

“Childish”

“Zip it !”

“Master has first choice “

“We all know it”

“I meant see Master use him”

“Oh Sorry! I am very protective “

“Whatever!”

“He is hot though! You have to admit it”

“I am not denying it”

“We are arriving “

“Excellent! We did well!”

“He is not damaged right?”

“Of course! Do not touch “

“Or damage the merchandise “

“Hell fucking yeah!

“We did it”

“We fucking did it”

“Woooohoooo”

“Ssshhhh”

“Hurry up!”

“Master is waiting “

“As per usual “

“Wow! He is heavy”

“Does not matter “

“Yes we must focus on”

“For our king”

“For boss! Let’s go”

The end

[kalolasfantasyworld]

The Drazel siblings

A self indulgent OC siblings fluff one shot.

It's a little backstory to a conversation which will happen in Paper Hearts

Summary:

Nine years before the plot of Paper Hearts Helena and her hermano Gabriel spend a memorable day together as he had just learnt a new spell. 

Yes, there is an illustration 🩵

Type: One shot

Word count: 1623

Author's note:

As you know I love siblings' bonds. I adore the messed up Silvas and love my wholesome Drazels. 😉

Ao3

Etiquette lessons. Helena actually did not dislike them. She valued all of the skills that she would harbor through them and she knew how important they would prove in her role as the future Lady of the House. Whatever House it was she needed to be prepared, especially with all the rumors about the King’s nephew visiting the Drazel territory. Helena was sixteen after all, a responsible and dignified princess. 

“Hermana!” Gabriel called out to her as she was on her way back from the practiced tea party scenario at the southern part of the gardens. He was not even standing on a cobbled path, or maybe he was not standing at all, because Gabriel was jumping up, not able to hide his excitement. Light brown eyes shone brightly and a wide smile spread on his face. His dark hair was tied in a low ponytail, falling on the collar of his red shirt and the brown Drazel House robe. In the air just beside him hoovered his newly acquired grimoire with a Diamond Insignia. It had a dark red cover with a brown tree branch pattern. “I’ve learnt a new spell!” 

“Oh did you?” Helena giggled turning towards him, she put her hands on her hips. “Did you destroy yet another part of the garden?” She loved how Gabriel’s face turned from cheerful to annoyed. It was one mishap, but the roses near the eastern wing were currently squashed by a very weirdly looking oak tree and the good sister that she was, Helena was not going to let him forget that. 

“That was an accident!” He curled his fists annoyed, before changing the tune and biting back. A confident smirk on his face. “My magic is just so amazing I’m doing redesigns at the Estate. I’m an artist as well,” Gabriel pointed to himself proudly. 

“Dream on, estupido,” she approached him and nudged his side. “So what’s that spell of yours?”

“Es muy genial (it’s very cool), you’re going to love it,” Gabriel winked. 

***

Helena was NOT loving it. 

Getting smacked on her face by leaves was not in the description of her ideal day and it happened three times until she got better at avoiding them. The rush of air was crazy as her and Gabriel were dashing through the Drazel woods on his magically made surfboard. Helena was gripping on hard and prayed that she would not fall off. She could heal scrapes, yes, but broken bones were far away from her capabilities. Holding on to her dear life, she would describe it. 

“GAAAAABSSS!” She shouted as they zoomed down the slope of the hill, ground only a few meters below them. Maybe if she jumped off now she had better chances of making it out in one piece.

“Woooohoooo!” Gabriel was standing up behind her. The rush of air lifting up his hair and light brown eyes looking ahead. “Hold on hermana! We’re speeding up!”

“NO!” Helena protested, but Gabs either did not hear or completely ignored her. 

Another patch of the woods was left in the dust. The terrain was becoming more mountainous and air seemed to shift, getting colder every minute. She furrowed her brows and pulled on her brother’s coat. 

“We’re too close to the territory border,” Helena said as he stopped his board high in the air over the treetops. “We need to head back.”

“Papa won’t see,” Gabriel looked at her with that excited grin of his. “We’re fast, we can just dash out and quickly go back. We’ve never been outside the Drazel territory.”

“Papa will realize that we’re no longer in the reach of his mana zone,” Helena opposed. 

“But..!” 

“Gabs…” she pressed her lips together, holding onto his coat more firmly. “I want to see the world as well, but we can’t.”

Gabriel huffed, ripping the fabric out of her palm. However he listened as the board turned around towards the Drazel castle. His usually light eyes darkened and an expression was annoyed… maybe a bit sad. He did not want to go back. Get back to that same life he had lived every day, caged at the territory, caged within his duties. Helena knew her brother. She was happy at court, she enjoyed the game, discussions and everything that came with it. Gabriel was different. He was the perfect son and fulfilled his duties well, but Helena was aware that he would rather be outside, taking in the fresh air. Free. 

“Hola Gabs,” she smiled softly. 

“Yeah?” His voice sounded resigned as he raised his brow. 

“There’s a clearing over there,” Helena pointed down to a patch of grass between the tall trees. 

“It is,” Gabriel nodded, “but it’s getting dark.”

“Perfecto,” she grinned. “It means that we’ll get to see the stars better.”

“The stars?” He blinked confused, before a bright smile appeared on his face and eyes lit up again. “You’re taking the blame!” He laughed as the board started lowering down. 

“Yes,” Helena chuckled as they landed and she jumped off the board. “I nearly strangled you. It was watching the stars or ridding the Drazel Household of its heir.”

“I didn’t have a choice,” over dramatically Gabriel raised his arms to the sky and closed his eyes in a pained expression. 

“Estupido,” she laughed looking around. 

Gabriel, still grinning plopped down on the grass. He spread his legs completely, not paying attention to his pants getting dirty. Helena crinkled her nose, dismayed. Her brother raised his brow at her before the realization hit him. 

Quickly Gabriel took off his robe and spread it on the ground. Helena smiled and with a grateful expression she kneeled on the fabric, saving her pretty dress from the dirty ground.

In comfortable silence the siblings laid on their backs.

Resting on Gabriel’s robe Helena looked up at the sky. It was dark, but it was not at the same time. Millions of stars lit it up and the moon was throwing light on to the clearing. Beautiful, fascinating and as she watched them she wondered were they doing the same. Celestial bodies overlooking the world. Helena felt so small in their presence.

She remembered how her tutor explained that some stars die and the light from that explosion would travel for years and years before being seen from the earth. Helena wondered how many of them had their light snuffed away before they could fully shine. 

She closed her eyes and felt herself drowning in a memory, a painful one. Would he shine so brightly if only Helena did not..? Why could she not enjoy this beautiful evening, but let her thoughts wander back to that moment. She had therapy, she was dealing with it, accepting, but somehow it continued to creep up on her in moments like these. Moments when she should be happy. 

“Helena?” She heard a whisper beside her.

Upon being called out Helena opened her eyes and turned her head to the side to look at her brother. 

“Are you alright?” Gabriel had a worried expression on his face, his brows furrowed. 

“I’m…” Helena sighed and could not continue. 

“You can talk to me,” Gabs said tenderly. “I’m your hermano, I'm here for you.”

These words felt warm. Made Helena feel safe, not alone. She could share her burden. Gabriel knew. 

“I’m just thinking about him… again…” Helena lifted herself off the ground and kneeled. 

“Yeah…” Gabriel prepped himself up. “It’s alright.”

“Maybe now even more, since I’m about to be introduced to Damian,” she wrapped her arms around her knees. 

“You’re scared?” He asked. 

“Does that make me a coward?”

“No!” Gabriel opposed. “This… just makes you human,” he shrugged. “ I guess.”

“You guess?” Helena raised her brow. 

“Well I know that besides the looks of the family, I also inherited the brains, but I don’t know everything,” he grinned. 

“I’m pretty sure I got both of these first,” Helena huffed arrogantly. 

“You see,” Gabriel seemed to be weighing invisible weights in his hands, “first and better are not the same thing.”

“Estupido,” Helena nudged him playfully, but could not stop the laugh that escaped her. 

Gabriel chuckled as well, before both of them went silent, gazing at the woods ahead. It was once again a comfortable kind, with gentle wind and soft nature sounds around them. Moonlight shone on the clearing. 

“Hermana?” Gabriel spoke up. 

“What’s up Gabs?” 

“I’ll always be here for you,” he smiled.

“Same here,” Helena admitted. “No matter how much I want to kick your ass.”

“Delicate princesses should not use such crude words,” he grinned. 

“Respectable princes should not annoy their older hermanas.”

“I’m a bit more of a wild card,” Gabriel flicked his hand. “I like a challenge. You know, balancing on a thread.”

“Riiiiight?” Helena deadpanned. 

“I know!” He suddenly perked up and Helena raised her brows. “Let’s make a pact!”

“A pact?” 

“Well a promise of sorts,” Gabriel scratched the back of his neck. “That no matter what happens we’ll support one another.”

“I thought we just said that,” Helena pointed out. 

“Yeah, but it’s different when you officially state it.”

“Officially as in,” Helena stroked her chin, “the Drazel siblings against the world?”

“I like the sound of that,” Gabriel nodded. 

“I do as well,” she smiled, feeling warmth inside her chest. 

Gabriel reached out his hand towards her, sticking out the little finger. Helena chuckled, her brother had to be really determined, because normally he considered pinky promises silly. Helena lifted her palm and hooked her pinky around his.

“The Drazel siblings against the world,” Gabs stated.

“No matter what we stick together,” Helena confirmed. 

[goops-art]

WOOOOHOOOO IS OFFICIAL DOC CLEARED ME FOR DRAWING TO MY HEARTS DESIREEEE!!!

Ok no thats.... thats a lie...

But on the bright side, got told injurie is healing nicely, and now i need to make some exercises and we'll see how it goes from there.

But i did got told that i could draw and do crafty stuff, just needed to go eassy on it, and could probs draw like an hr a day or so.

SO THERE U GO!!!

Alrighty lets start sharing the stuff i had been doing while i was away... lol

[kennys-parka-jacket]

Alright, now that I've done the main 4 + Butters. Should I remake the Kenny version of "I, LIKE, BIG BOYS"?

For context this is what that post looks like

[swiftsaltsweet]

Going back and forth on how where I should put Rangi's chapters.....cause if I stop at this new point.......part of the momentum is killed..... TT0TT BUT if I put Rangi's chapters first, then some suspension and mystery on what's going on (tho you can probs piece something together with what crumbs I'm laying down.....but still TT0TT) is gone.....

..... but.....what if.......I finish the "First arc" and then Rangi's chapters (3 to 3.5 chapters) serve as an interlude? 👀👀👀👀👀

That way we can enjoy it while on "break".......... yeah....I think I might go with that. That way the first arc is "completed" and we get that build up done. And then we get some answers in an interlude, then we can continue on into the next arc without issues.......

So ch 7/8 will def be ch 4/5. Then whatever chapters I need to finish the first arc (maybe one or two). THEN we'll get Rangi's chapters while I get the 2nd arc planned/written out.

......but now I gotta write more orz I mean I already need to write more buuuuut jkflsadjlfk I thought I was AHEAD! TT0TT Gotta write more so I can BE ahead..... Well at least ch 5 is now pretty much ready to go (I did lock in and hunker down \(*w*)/ woooohoooo~!)

[purpledisastertwin900]

OKAY LISTEN

One thing I absolutely hate ab the TMNT fandom is that everybody draws/writes the Bayverse kids as super sexy, sexual, explicit, and adult. Son.

They are 15.

They are idiots.

But are there like, ANY crack/fluff fics ab them! NO! It’s all hardcore explicit and disgusting!! Guys!

They’re idiots not sexual!

And I have PROOF!

Times they were ✨so dumb✨ in the first movie:

2 minutes in, Raph uses his “Batman Voice” on April.

Mikey has a really big crush on April. He says the most idiotic and out of pocket stuff to her the whole movie, such as: We’re teenagers-but we can still have ✨adult conversations✨ *eyebrow goes up, queue “suave” chuckle*

And then-“Guys I totally talked to a girl!” “Shut UP Mikey!”

On their wait home from the encounter with April they all got stuck in a tunnel opening together, with the 3 facing one way and Mikey facing the other way, he notices his advantage and farts on them on purpose=sibling culture personified

Sneaking back into the lair= a shushing fest “-YoU GoT SpIt In My EyE”

Splinter finds them, Donnie and Mikey try to come up with excuses: “Uhhh I forgot to soak my retainer!!” *tries to sneak away, gets shlapped* “I’m asleep! I’m sleepwalking rn! Mikey’s totally innocent-“ *gets shlapped*

Dang raph acc knitted like a whole blanket right then in the Hashi (is that how you spell it-)

*calling April for the first time* “It’s me! Donatello-remember me, turtle, four eyes-nvm” and at the end: “Come alone! Or you shall be punished-and and stuff”

Also Raph is wearing boots. Like straight up boots. Like puss in boots kind of boots. wHy dOeS hE GeT bOoTs

The whole Adrenalin scene BRO-“I feel like CLEANING!!” Leo besides Adrenalin wtf are you on

Donnie, entering the line of fire: “Oh my gosh they have GUNS” *voice goes up 6 SIX HECKIN OCTAVES* i cannot watch this without WHEEZING

Yall soon as they figured out they were bulletproof they immediately went directly into the line of fire to get shot at bc they thought it was awesome, like they grinned and did it on PURPOSE.

Raph, in the back of a semi careening down the mountain: “My shells cracked, j tape it up”

Donatello, also in truck: “Allow me to be the badass for once” -he then DOUBLE takes like ooohhh I just said that what-

*jumps out of semi*

Also Donatello, sliding down mountain in front of a car: “I’ve always wanted to try this” FLIPS A CAR-GIGGLES and SNORTS bc of it

Raph really said WOOOOHOOOO as he took out a car

*Slapping Leo to wake him up as they slide down the mountain bc hes unconscious*

Donnie yeets raph into an assault vehicle, Raph enjoys it and totals the vehicle

*Mikey mourns April and Verne as they have just careened over a cliff*

Raph, sliding by like on a sled but there’s no sled: They ain’t dead numb nuts!

Mikey: oh! Right on.

Elevator scene. Y’all know what I’m talking ab.

“Let’s play buck buck” and it works somehow bc ofc

Donnie: *succeeds* “Who wants Italian, I’m buyin-terimasu for everybody!!”

Mikey freaking blew up Verns car while trying to play music so he could sing to April

Mikey continues flirting with April and ALL three of his bros are so embarrassed and trying to get him to shut the f up

Mikey continues to sing horribly off key and with awful timing

Last line of the movie, as our heroes fade into the night: “SHUT UP Mikey!!!”

So yeah they’re silly guys.

So so dumb.

And honestly they’re so underrated, everybody hates the bay movies but like honestly it’s pretty funny and they’re fun movies to watch.

So yeah.

I love my silly guys.

[honeyflies05]

ITS TIME FOR MY 6x13 THOUGHTS BUCKLE UP PEOPLE!!

WE SURVIVED

WE DID IT!!!

that looks fun wtf

i wanna join that cycling class

I am char char is me

what is gonna happen with the water bottle

yo he good?

apparently not

if my thighs poison me just let me die

WHY IS BUCK BACK TO WORK??? LET MY BOY REST!!!!

Jesus they’re all goin💀

“did he just do math?? in his head??” CHIM-

SCREAMING

ANGELA BASSET WOOOOOOOOO

DAMN SHE RAN CROSS COUNTRY?? makes sense

denny missed the bus💀💀

denny and chim connection?? didn’t know I needed it

CHRIS ASKING HIM MATH WUESTIONS DJCIDHSHW I CALLED IT

BUCKS HANDS WITH THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY ANFJCUSBA

ESP DIFUDHSHSHAHAHA

buck and chris relationship >>

that IS a classic origin story

“HE COULD GIVE ME THE ANSWERS TO MY MATH HOMEWORK” THATS LJTERALLY ON MY BINGO CARD AKFICHDHS

MADDY BACK TO WORK MADDY BACK TO WORK MADDY BACK TO WORK!!!!!

that looks like a pioneer woman dish🤨

poor maddy💀💀

okay we’re back

I DO THIS WITH MY PARENTS ALL THE TIME AKDICHSA

…that house is green

WHO WAS IN THEIR HOUSE????

“you and law enforcement” NSIDHDHSHA

BUCK HAVING A CROWD AROUND HIM AND GETTING MONEY FOR HIS MATH DJCIDUDBWNWJEUW

HIM COUNTING THE MONEY SKFUDJDISBWA I CANT

she’s gonna have an asthma attack aint she

i too want a haircut without my mom’s permission

he seems like a creep💀

i don’t want him to do my hair

NOW GIRL-

WHY WOULD YOU THROW A BLOWTORCH

ALLERGIC TO WATER???

JESUS THE SCISSORS

the dead nebulizer stare AKDJFJDJS

WHERES DENNY

DENNY

…husband???

OH DENNY’S DAD

I GOT A MED EXPRESS AD DURINF THE BREAK ANDIHFHS

denny’s gonna get his ass BEAT

no Karen’s right

no bc see now I’m torn

athena going full police is so,,,,

they’re gonna station someone outside hUH

BUDDIE BUDDIE BUDDIE BUDDIE

RED AND BLUE COLOR THEORY

I’ve seen this part before

why does Eddie walk in here like he does this every Saturday night??💀

THREE MINUTES AND SEVENTEEN SECONDS!!!!!!!

I’m gonna be honest how tf do you play poker

MEHTA IS TRYING SO HARD SKFUUDS

HES GONNA GET CALLED OUT

“maths not his thing” YEAH! ITS NOT!

EDDIE LOOKS CONCERNED

“imagine that” SHE IS SO,,

PLAYBOY BUCKLEY!!!!!

EDDIE IS ONLY ARM CANDY!!!!!!!!!!

BUCK IS GONNA WIPE THEM OUT OH MY GODDDD

WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

HE JUST LOOKS TO EDDIE

STEAKS???? S T E A K S ? ?

she noticed.

oh so my guy was FR HURT??

no fr why didn’t his dad come to them?? HES THE ADULT.

okay can we agree the looks eddie was giving buck we’re NOT straight

OMG HENS MOM?????

i want denny’s mushroom shirt #imgay

hen’s mom being the mediator and voice of reason is so,,, ♥️💜♥️💜💗💜💕💜

denny had good intentions but also he’s like 12 so

what’s she got stuck up her asshole.

A VIBRATOR??

BUCK AND EDDIE QUESTIONING HIM??

HER BLADDER???

his math ain’t helping💀💀💀

EDDIE YELLING AT HIM FOR THINKING AB HIS PAST RELATIONSHIPS THAGS HOW IM TAKING KT

hen knows how much that must hurt

NOTHING PREPARED ME FOR THAT CALL

buck was DEF on the phone with that girl he fucked in the firetruck

hen and chim bestieism

MADDIE WHY WOULD YOU INVITE HER IN

oh she SNEAKY

ATHENA!!!!!!

oh she wants a LETTER

WHY SHE TAKIN ALL THEIR MAIL????

THENA!!!!💜💜

okay but WHY does she want the mail

coupons💀💀💀

woooohoooo back to prison!!

buck would DEF use jeeyun for money skdichdhsha

my mom says aisha and hen’s mom’s actress are biologically related

hen’s mom is speaking truths with letting denny see his dad BUT telling his moms he’s doing it too and letting them regulate it like ADULTS

“like I got hit by a car” oh so he GOT JOKES???

YOURE AN ADULT??? YOU SHOULDVE SAID SOMETHING.

them being ADULTS and creating ground rules!!!!!

Karen and hen being amazing mothers once again god they stay winning

CHRIS AND BUCK!!!

chris is his sous chef!!!

COOKIES

America not using the metric system has its downfalls once again

“you know what a porterhouse is???”

“Buck.. I’m from texas” THAT HAD THE SAME ENUNCIATION AS “buck you don’t even have a couch!”

I LOVE ANGELA BASSET

that’s the same room Buck was in😭😭😭

henren fans were FED tonight (me)

ARE WE GONNA SEE BUCK FIGHT HIS WAY THROUGH A CROWD BECAUSE IM READY

i can’t wait until I leave for college and my roommate has to deal with me and my 911 brain

[g00brielandbeez]

i- i asked him

and he- he said

yes-

- @crowleytheserpentofeden

YEEEEEEEZZZZ!! CONGRATZZ, SIB!! I knew you could do it, now what did I tell you??

Woooohoooo!! Good job, and congratulations!! 🫂

[tooti-fruiti]

Seriously, all the tf2 members are so funny. Soldier being the funniest.

But holy shit. This is probably obvious, but Spy is just shshhshahsjaisheijsjsis

He's hot man

He had seduced me.

SO HERE, TAKE THIS.

My favorite quotes from TF2 members in "Expiration Date"

SPY: This is a bucket

SOLDIER: Dear God

SPY: There's more-

SOLDIER: No!

SPY: ....

•

SOLDIER: Hello Miss Pauling! We killed everybody and took a briefcase!

•

SOLDIER: Goodbye Miss Pauling! I am leaving the van now!

SCOUT: Bye Bye, okay then.

•

SCOUT: Lotta people busy with...business..

SPY: Asking out that dial tone again I see

SCOUT: Go to hell spy

•

SCOUT: AAAHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

MEDIC: Tumors!

HEAVY: *looks down at his sandwich suspiciously*

ENGINEER: Y'all know what this means right?

SOLDIER: AAAAAH! *chokes Scout and slams him onto a table* WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE!

•

MEDIC: Three days...Yes, we all have three days to live!

SOLDIER: *trying to count*

DEMO: *shows up* WOOOOOOO! WOOOOHOOOO! Woooo............what?

•

SPY: Our first dying wish is Scouts! He's...drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car. I have something radiating off me?

SCOUT: Yeah, those are stink lines. That's why the car hit him, cause he smells-

SPY: Yes I see. Here, you've drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower.

-Giggle-

SPY: Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me

-Giggle-

SPY: Both of us relaxing post-coitus

DEMOMAN: *mouths* Post-coitus?

SCOUT: *laughing*

SPY: I'm crying and the Eiffel Tower has stink lines coming off of it- DID ANYONE BESIDES SCOUT PUT A CARD INTO THE BUCKET?!

SCOUT: Oh man...Classic Scout.

SPY: Fantastic. This was a huge waste of my time.

SOLDIER: You did not read mine!

SPY: *sigh* Does it say you want the bucket?

SOLDIER: Yes!

....

SPY: See you all in hell

•

SCOUT: Hey uh.... you got a second?

SPY: Oh Scout! Please! Go fuck yourself.

•

SPY: Hmm and why is that? Do you think?

SCOUT: Come on Spy. I don't know

SPY: Well, a mystery we will take to our graves then, Goodbye.

•

SPY: I'll do it. On one condition.

*summons a mic*

SPY: Say that, again.

•

SPY: Seduce me.

SCOUT: ...........you?

SPY: Seduce. Me.

SCOUT: What?! Spy I ain't gonna-

SPY: SEDUCE ME!

SCOUT: Right! Right...*deep breath* okay...hey there..........good looking? I got a bucket of chicken-

*slap*

SPY: I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps. I'm a woman. I like my men dangerous, mysterious, you want to be my lover?! Earn it! Seduce me!

*slaps*

•

SPY: You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?

SCOUT: Seven. A.M. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy, no later than 4:30

SPY: ....You're ready.

SCOUT: Really?

SPY: No! *laughs* Everything you just said was insane. And we are out of time. Congratulations, you're a failure.

•

SCOUT: You look-....you...look...uhhh

DEMOMAN: Drunk!

SOLDIER: Round! Soft! No, round!

DEMOMAN: Blurry!

•

MS. PAULING: Scout you-!...are you having a prom?

Enjoy lmao

[kuu-stuff]

Remnants of our memories part 9 - Review

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She really doesn't want anything bad to happen to Trout. She did all those efforts for him alone. Even if her life is quite calm now, it hasn't been long enough to endure feeling like she's all on her own again. And that she lost the only person she felt close to in her entire life. Yeah, they're definitively not Interpol. It just makes more sense for their cover up.

Heh "John". It's a bit distracting how I drew him with white hair then black hair as we see him for the first time. I see why I did it but it's distracting ... Woooohoooo present Trout ! As stressed and dead inside as ever ! Look at your wiffffe huhuhu~