#Wall slam!

[ladytoon70]

[no-luscinia-no-amore]

frame project fun!

can I get from THIS

to THIS

(FFFOUR)

in ten days??

Handsewing?

And still get all my 2nd year tenure docs in AND go to ECCC (yes I have sewing to finish for that too, Aziraphale-as-Crowley plaid collar I am getting to you!!) AND not fall completely behind at my uhh job?

MAYBE, MAYBE

also, the paper wrapping Aziraphale's hair remnant features this text

heehee

[vavoom-sorted-art]

what happened on the drive home from tadfield...?

Edit: this happens on wednesday after the paintball arena (and the wall slam), not after the nopocalypse! I am well aware they took the bus! ^^

[mizgnomer]

Parallels - Good Omens Seasons One & Two - Part One

Links to [ Part Two ] [ Part Three ] [ Part Four ]

[angellilou-art]

"I'm not bad! I'm never bad."

Close up of my frame project-

[jordeclans]

hey. why would you say that

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Pt III good omens but i STILL SOMEHOW haven't watched it (and i'm increasingly passive aggressive)

i'm now basically held hostage adopted as mascot by this fandom. it's fine i'm fine *SIGNALS FOR HELP DESPERATELY*

Alright fuckers I swear this time I'm going to get some shit right. Without further ado, here's my third attempt at a good omens summary:

Everything everywhere is queer all at once

Angel Aziraphale and demon Crowley on earth likey each other

The car is a bentley and it is BLACK not silver and everyone is very upset about this. my bad yall it was reflecting light therefore i guessed more silver than black but I'm not Anish Kapoor take your black.

Then it is yellow, and aziraphale likes it. crowley preferred the black because he's a flamboyant emo.

God is a deadbeat absentee parent and you are all children of divorce.

There's a naked archangel and they cause problems for the husbands somehow. By being naked? By being an archangel? By being at their doorstep? Who knows not me

They were actually married for 6000 years, they just are the last to know about it.

Crowley is on fire. Like, he's slaying for sure, but also he is literally on fire, like Aziraphale's bookstore.

The actors like I said before are Michael Sheen and David Tennant but this is the place where I finally admit that I don't actually know who is whom. I'm going to assume Michael is Aziraphale because Michael sounds angel-y and David is Crowley because uh Michaelangelo made David and was gay for him.

Terry Pratchett is not fictional.

He co-wrote the book with @neil-gaiman, who IS fictional, because he does not have social media. Several of you have assured me that he is in fact a fandom inside joke. I like to think he would be proud of me.

They adopt a preteen and Crowley gives him bad advice.

At some point a baby was delivered to someone and was exchanged for the son of Satan. Idk if the baby is the preteen, or the son of satan is the preteen, or neither. This could be a fanfic, I have no way of differentiating the fanfic from canon on tumblr, except that the canon is weirder.

Crowley does not go down a chute. He goes down a telephone cord after making himself microscopic to pole dance on a pin with shroom-induced backgrounds.

During this his stage name is Disco Tony. Get it king go slay you're making better life choices than I am tbh.

Aziraphale is a biblically accurate angel, and you have all gone to extensive lengths to prove this to me. I understood nothing, but there you go.

It's all very queer, just like the fandom.

Crowley is a retired demon but he still sins by breaking the speed limit.

They eat at fancy restaurants and bicker but like in a sexual undercurrent way.

Crowley gives Aziraphale a private dance that is not a lap dance, it is an apology dance, but not in a kinky way, until it is.

Their haircuts keep changing and range from 'this is acceptable and gay' to 'i let a drunk chimpanzee take gardening shears and a blowtorch to my hair'

It's all ineffably queer my good fellows

Everyone keeps trying to convince me Neil Gaiman is the villain yeah no guys I know it's really you. Y'all be like 'SEASON TWO BROKE ME' and then you're making headcanons to make it sadder yeah I see you mmhm.

There is a final fifteen. It is sad. What is it? No one told me.

The demon turns goats into crows and the angel turns them back and then children are turned into newts (does the angel turn them back? who cares not yall) and the demon was the snake in the Eden garden and everyone's furry game seems to be on point.

There are a rather lot of children. I have not seen them. But I am assured they are there. They are, guys. I assume they were turned into the alcohol Aziraphale and Crowley drink or something.

There was an apocalypse plotline. It was averted. It is not important. You don't talk about plotlines in this fandom, no sir.

Crowley doesn't want to go to heaven. Aziraphale is sad.

The kiss is not nice, just like this fandom. It is queer, just like this fandom. It is sad and desperate and masochistic, just like this fandom.

Aziraphale doesn't want to stay back with Crowley. Crowley is sad.

Season 2 ends. Fandom is sad.

Everyone's sanity is hinging on the promise of a happy ending in season 3. Good luck guys.

Y'all better appreciate this. I can't even boast to my mother about this legacy of mine, hey mum your son has been held hostage kidnapped inducted into a cult adopted by a fandom he's not part of look he's winning at life.

[lotus-pear]

smoke break

[azfellschild]

Good and Evil wrestling, with Evil triumphing

bit different from my latest work but something in me told me i needed to draw this

[jacobglaser]

Use your words instead of slamming the love of your life into a wall challenge. (failed x3)

[beebfreeb]

If I saw a nutcracker nobody could stop me

[ayo-edebiri]

Who made this.

[obsessedobsesser]

Okay but in S3 of Good Omens can we get a reverse wall slam.

I want to see Aziraphale slam Crowley into a wall with either the same exact force as S1 wall slam or more.

Hip thrust and everything.

[somewhere-in-wales]

Filming Aziraphale & Crowley Arguing

Michael: *Looks lovingly at David*

Director: I think we need Aziraphale to be more angry.

GIF by jameszmaguire

Michael: Oh, believe me, Aziraphale is very angry. He's so angry that he only looked at Crowley's lips once.

Director: Yes but do we think that's enough to communicate anger? *Looks at Neil, appealing for support*

Neil: *Shrugs* Seems legit to me.

GIF by mizgnomer

Us (months later, watching it): *Grinning to ourselves* Yes, yes it does. As displays of anger go, this one is about as legitimate as slamming your hereditary enemy into the wall with the force of your entire body pressed against him, hip-thrust and all.

GIF by sunshinesanctuary

I'm assuming Michael Sheen's eyes and David Tennant's hips receive a separate pay check for their services to the fandom, yes?

[aychama]

Oh-uh Lamb is heating up 🤭

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