#Warden Circus Baby

[xxfabulashxx]

The tooth bitch is gonna be a new tumblr sexyman isn't he

[tainebot01]

Come play Ace Attorney Investigations 2.

We’ve got:

A prosecutor who mentally throws chess pieces at people

A detective who’s “really good at leaking investigation reports to defense attorneys” (by his own words, no less)

Chess gijinkas

A catfishing president

A Touhou character trying to create the next Team Rocket

A defense lawyer who eats paper and doesn’t know the meaning of personal boundaries

A nepo baby with questionable logic

A Final Fantasy boss trying to assist said nepo baby

clown.

A prison warden with a coat made of live dogs

An assassin who somehow never ends up being the murderer in any onscreen cases

Another assassin who is never recognized despite literally wearing his calling card

A drug scheme run by The Great British Bakeoff

Daddy Issues

A movie about a Godzilla Cow

An edgy 13 year old who can talk to the Godzilla Cow and is named after the protagonist of Red Dead Redemption in the fan translation

Redneck Belos

An interaction between two characters that caused all Let’s Players to have a brief crisis

More Daddy Issues

Death by Hot Air Balloon

A story arc about the aforementioned nepo baby that almost made me cry

…and the entire circus.

[bugsfavoriteclown]

Buggy on a Minecraft Server

Word Count: 0.7k Warnings: None Genre: Modern AU

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When he first starts out, his only goal is to make as much TNT as he can to grief every other player in his perimeter. He can't get enough of the attention it brings when they start cussing him out in the chat. It gives him the biggest kick.

He tires of it fairly quickly, however, and will start actually collecting resources to build his own little base. It's what he first joined the server to do anyway.

He's not all that picky about what biome he builds it in, he just stops at the nearest village and takes that over. He needs an audience for the carnival he's about to cook up.

He's actually killer at building. You could give him the most generic, ugly blocks in the game and he'll make a masterpiece out of them.

He 100% enslaves the villagers and makes the wandering trader a part of his makeshift circus act. He needs as many performers as he can exploit, otherwise he feels that everything is too empty.

He used to mine for ages searching for gold so he could build a throne or pedestal for himself but quits as soon as he discovers the warden.

Never enters the nether because he’s too scared of the mobs there.

He builds a TON of iron golems around his base and breeds a bunch of dogs because he knows the players who he griefed previously are going to come back eventually and he wants to minimize the damage.

He didn't know phantoms were a thing until one came after him and he logged out so fast when it started attacking him.

He likes to sneak into other players' bases while they’re logged off and take things from their chests. Most of the time he takes things he doesn’t think they’ll notice but other times he just robs them completely blind, snatching all their diamonds and other valuables.

He 100% uses X-ray and will argue with the moderators until they unban him. It’s SO obvious that he used it (mostly to avoid the warden) but he’ll deny it to the grave.

Buggy only uses gold tools because he thinks they look the nicest. He never wears a helmet, though, because he loves how the face on his Minecraft skin looks.

He only really plays the game to relax and will sit in his chair with one knee up while playing music in the background until he dies, then he starts shouting at the screen and hitting the desk.

Shanks joined the server once and Buggy locked him in a cage in his circus, dumping lava on him until he logged off.

Eventually, he’ll get at least one of every non-hostile mob and make a small petting zoo with them all.

He likes to put the weapons he steals from other players in item frames along the walls of his base. It’s like a trophy room for him and he loves that he managed to get away with all of that.

If Alvida ever joined, he'd let her build a small house off to the side of his village, but that's as much as he'd allow.

Buggy LOVES the ocelots and will trade just about anything for someone to bring one to his base. He's already set up an entire room for one when he (hopefully) gets ahold of one. It's a cute little jungle ecosystem that he put like 30 minutes of work into.

He refuses to put his bed next to anybody else's. It doesn't matter if he's in a relationship or not, he's getting the big room in his base, and anyone else who wants to live there is getting the shack.

Eventually, he'll build a prison for everyone he doesn't like and will lock villagers with their names in the cells.

He only likes farming wheat and has a decent-sized wheat farm off on the far side of the village. He thinks it looks the nicest out of all the other crops in Minecraft and would rather have that in his inventory than anything else. Maybe potatoes but that's it.

Baby zombies scare the shit out of him and he'll stay locked behind his door until it either goes away or he decides to log off.

[hangon-silvergirl]

au where chrissy is a runaway bride and eddie is a stranger who happens to be driving by (or riding by on his motorcycle idk) and gives her a ride out of town

God, I love it.

It's a massive, overdone, circus of a wedding. The whole relationship, from start to finish, has been a circus. Chrissy hasn't had any say in any of it. She didn't have a say in dating Jason, in getting engaged to Jason, or even in mundane things like choosing colors or flowers or china patterns. She doesn't know who's on the guest list, but she knows that it's more people than she knows, or who really know her. She didn't even get a say in her own dress. Chrissy is a footnote in the social even of the season, and she feels like Bride Barbie, stuffed into a tulle monstrosity that is more or less an itchy, overstated cupcake costume. The veil she didn't choose has a mind of it's own. The underwear she didn't choose pinch. The shoes she didn't choose hurt her feet. Her jewelry, her hair, her make-up... Everything is wrong. And everything is shadowed by Laura Cunningham's gloating self-satisfaction, as she makes every decision for Chrissy, and as she hovers on the fringes of everything like she's Chrissy's stage director. (Or maybe even her warden.) She knows that Chrissy doesn't want this, and she knows that Chrissy isn't happy, but she doesn't care; Laura thinks she knows better, and that's that.

The bridesmaids (in their pink, poufy, satin gowns and silly little hats) disappear one-by-one into the church ahead of her. She's looped arm-in-arm with her stout little dad, who's decked to the nines in a tailcoat like he's escorting Princess Diana to Prince Charles. He's humming to himself, indifferent as always, situationally blind. Can't he see that she's vibrating out of her skin? Can't he see that she's a pig that he's leading to slaughter? Hasn't he noticed, once, in her twenty-one years of life, that she's not been able to make a single decision for herself? He gives her a reassuring little pat on the hand, and she grimaces.

They step up to the doors, and the organ starts in on the Bridal chorus. The massive, faceless congregation stands at their cue, and turns to face them. Jason is at the front with the priest, but he's not looking at her in all her fabric-smothered glory; he's elbowing his best man and guffawing. Jason isn't ill-at-ease, and he's not here today because of love. This is just another check on his list. Next comes the sex, and then the babies, and... then what? Then what? Everyone is staring expectantly. Laura's eyes bore into her. Her father is trying to tug her forward, is whispering, "C'mon pumpkin, lets go!" But she can't. She can't!

"No," she says, and she sees her chance. Her only chance. Chrissy slips her arm out of the crook of her father's elbow. She drops her massive bouquet of roses to the floor. She gives her mother a fraught look, as if to say this is your fault, and then she turns, hikes up her dress skirts, and she runs. Chrissy bursts out through the lobby, crashes through the front doors and into the afternoon sunlight. She hops down the church steps two-at-a-time in her stupid, stupid shoes, and she sprints as fast as she can through the parking lot, toward the road. She hears the commotion behind her--her mother screaming her name, Jason yelling--and Chrissy tastes the scandal of it all; it makes her gleeful, makes her smile despite the tenuousness of her freedom. She barely looks both ways before continuing, tearing across the street and through a busy children's playground. Little faces stop and turn to look at her with confusion and awe. Chrissy keeps going and going and going, doesn't look back; she doesn't stop until she's three streets away, through a back alley, pressed against a brick wall behind a dumpster, gasping for breath. It's just her, a grizzled looking cat on a windowsill, the dumpster full of foul smelling garbage, and someone's old motorcycle. She puts a hand on her chest, against her beaded, sweetheart neckline and the swell of her breasts, trying to will her heartbeat to slow. She takes deep, deep breaths. She closes her eyes. She did it. She left. But. ...Now what?

Chrissy isn't sure how much time passes, but eventually the clang of a door swinging open and then shut again startles her back to reality. She opens her eyes and comes face-to-face with a very confused pair of brown eyes, peering at her from beneath a curly fringe of hair. His hair is longer than hers. He's wearing a leather jacket, and a denim vest, and it's covered in patches and pins and logos of bands (she assumes bands) that she's never heard of. His jeans are full of holes. He's got a helmet in his hands, and he's wearing motorcycle boots. "Uh. Hi?" he says. She gives him a panicked little wave. "Sorry," he continues. "I didn't mean to scare you, but. Uh. Well. I don't typically find many brides back here. Are. Are you okay?" And just like that, he's the first one to ask her.

Chrissy tells him the truth. Tells him who she is, that she didn't want to get married, so she ran; she's still running. They're going to try and find her and make her go back, and she doesn't want to. "Well. That's some bullshit," he says. "Do you have anyone you can call? Anywhere you can go?" The answers is, unequivocally, no. The man seems to mull this over for a bit, chews on his bottom lip with hesitation. Then, he hands her his helmet. "I'm, uh. I'm Eddie. And I have a couple of friends who might be able to help. Nancy. And Robin. If you want." She takes the helmet slowly. He shrugs, the very slightest of smiles playing at his lips. "And we can go by the church, if you want. It's on the way. If you really wanna drive the point home." And oh, does Chrissy ever.

It takes some work to get her situated behind him on the bike in all her finery, but they pull it off. The helmet squashes her hair, and she wraps her arms around his middle with only the slightest hesitation. He puts on a pair of aviators, and revs the bike up. When they drive off, the layers of Chrissy's dress and veil billow behind them. When they get there, the church parking lot is still full of people, her mother and Jason in the middle of all of the confusion. Someone spots her--she hears the yell--and then the beautiful, aghast sound of Laura Cunningham's shock carries over the combined din of the motorcycle and the wind. Chrissy can't help it: She cackles against Eddie's back, smile big and broad and elated. She has no idea where she's going, or what she's gonna do, but it doesn't matter. She could die happy right here and now. "Ha! Fuck them!" Eddie yells back at her, and Chrissy laughs again.

It's the start of something beautiful.

I mean. I pretty much wrote most of a fic there. 😅

Thanks for the ask, anon!

Request comes from this post:

Send Me an AU & I'll Give You 5+ Headcanons About It.

UPDATE: I turned this into a fic!

You can read the scandal of it all on aO3!

[thesoulspulse]

Danny Phantom Randomness (Ghost Types)

Ok so, I’ve been thinking about how a lot of ghosts in the show use technology/weapons but I wanted to see how many different categories they could fit in. Quick disclaimer, I know a few of these categories overlap (not to mention I might have skipped/missed a few ghosts that either don’t have names or only appeared temporarily) however and this is just my personal opinion so please take that with a grain of salt. Surprisingly they even out a lot more than I remember. Lastly, if I’ve already made a post like this sorry for repeating myself but if not I hope you enjoy it!

Non-Magical

Standard Ghost:

Lunch Lady (Former Casper High Employee)

Lydia (Circus Performer)

Elastica (Circus Performer)

Baby Face Boyle (Prisoner)

Box Ghost (Warehouse Worker)

Box Lunch (Daughter of the Box Ghost and Lunch Lady)

Cujo (Guard Dog)

Dairy King (Not An Actual King)

Sidney Poindexter (Vintage)

Ember McClain (Singer)

Johnny 13 (Bad Luck)

Kitty (Normal)

Vultures (Vintage)

Walker (Warden)

Young-blood (Child)

Tech Ghost:

Technus (Scientist)

Skulker (Poacher)

Ghost Writer (Novelist)

Elemental Ghost:

Undergrowth (Plant)

Frostbite (Ice)

Klemper (Ice)

Vortex (Weather)

Magical

Ancient/Primordial Ghost:

Ancients (Unknown)

Medusa (Greek)

Pandora (Greek)

Clockwork (Time)

Nocturne (Dreams)

Fright Knight (Spirit of Halloween)

Pariah Dark (Ghost King)

Hotep-Ra (Egyptian)

Magic Ghost:

Desiree (Genie/Djinn)

Prince Aragon (Dragon)

Princess Dorathea (Dragon)

Freakshow (Temporary)

Wulf (Werewolf)

Medieval Ghost:

Archer

Headsman

Executioner

Creature Ghosts:

Skeleton (Reanimated)

Zombies (Reanimated)

Hydra (Greek)

Ectopusses (Monster)

Cerberus (Greek)

Cyclops (Greek)

Lake Monster (Myth)

Behemoth (Greek)

Sphinx (Egyptian)

Unique

Amorpho (Shapeshifter)

Bertrand (Shapeshifter)

Bullet (Unknown)

Observants (Overseers)

Dani (Clone)

Penelope Spectra (Vampiric)

[observing-the-warden]

There's a whole weird world out there that you wouldn't even believe.

Name: Sebastian Warden Gender: Male Pronouns: He/Him Age: 16

"Ever since I cheated death by narrowly escaping an animatronic known as 'Funtime Freddy', weird things have been happening around me. It was as if I was supposed to die there, but because I didn't, my third eye opened or something dumb like that."

On Sebastian's tenth birthday, his father, Daniel, took him to Circus Baby's Entertainment and Rental, a place where he worked the night shift. It was a terrible idea to bring a child, but Daniel wanted to treat young Sebby to something new and interesting for his first double digit birthday.

Sebastian didn't end up keeping his promise not to wander off, and did so anyways. Being the innocent and somewhat naive kid he was, he played with Freddy, revealing it was his birthday. The animatronic sang him a birthday song and they played with Bon-Bon. But then, while playing with the animatronic in the tube maze, the tube maze exhibited anomalous properties and shifted, saving Sebastian from an untimely demise.

Ever since then, Sebastian has been experiencing weird things. Now at 16 years of age, he's attending college early with his girlfriend, Elizabeth Afton ( @hurricane-heiress ). But there are interested eyes on him...

[elfmagesurana]

not to mix medias on here but surana would do numbers in bg3

while she's more of a goody two shoes than my tav, she's stronger too so lae'zel would respect her faster (and will get rejected as well lol but mostly cos lae'zel isn't poly)

gale and surana would be SO ANNOYING OMG, cos gale is basically if her and alistair had a baby so their magic babble would be nigh unintelligible once they have each other's lingo down. gale asks her so many questions about the taint and her blood magic (cos so far I haven't seen blood magic in bg3?)

Wyll and her would share stories since he's the blade of frontiers and she's the hero of fereldan. Would absolutely ask if she can kill mizora. Multiple times.

Surana, like my tav, would absolutely not care abt shadowheart being a shar worshipper even after learning what it means. Cos not her circus not her monkeys, she just respects her culture like she did to sten (diff situations but she doesn't know girlies backstory and neither do I) She talks to her a bit abt healing magic since she only knows Heal

Astarion gets ratted out for being a vampire cos everyone at first thought surana was a normal elf (this is all basically after awakening so she's only like 19, even younger than lae'zel !) and she only responds w saying her blood is poisonous anyway :) astarion could Not tell if that was a threat or not (it was) but he respects her a lil bit for it. she likes him well enough cos he's like morrigan to her and he's kinda afraid of her since her magic is new to him and she keeps using Explode People and it's gross

Her and karlach hang out and she tells her abt her worlds demons and karlach says she can kick their asses too, and she calls her warden commander after getting told abt the blight (they swap war stories, karlachs time in avernus and suranas bs w the blight and the architect)

Halsin has an aneurysm when she tells him she's only been outside for two years and likes being underground more. They both like to turn into bears and nap together tho, and she def accidentally calls him dad

Minthara died (got murdered) by my tav but her and surana would be coocoo bananas together, surana isn't squeamish and loves talking about viscera and gross shit w her (although in surana case her deals more abt darkspawn or assassins that come after her)

she thinks jaheira is cool and jaheira would probably respect her back while giving her survival advice

[officialcbkw-blog]

          ' Have you all come to your decisions ? '

        The warden asks from her place in the courtroom with the mechanical smile still on her face. Her verdant hues trail towards the TINY MAN; one more chuckle spared for that silly punishment of his.

          ' A shame. I was hoping that this ANT could           writhe in that stupid outfit of his just a little longer. '

          & if the partygoers looked, Tinydachi was STILL in that stupid Popee costume. Please vote so you can spare him of more suffering. Please. 

          ' So what will it be ? Will you believe Aqua's           claims & declare her innocent ? Or will she           be rightfully be served death like all the rest.           It is up to you to decide. '

❥ Please send your votes HERE

��� You will have two chances in the event you manage to vote wrong. The first wrong vote will result in nothing save for some hurt feelings & mistrust. The second vote will follow with an execution, regardless of innocence.

❥ You may vote for whoever you’d like ( except for Wardens & Shopkeepers ); including yourself. However, take caution as you are essentially voting someone to die.

❥ You are allowed to think over the trial & ask any final questions or make any final posts. The voting period only ends when the majority of partygoers have voted.

❥ VOTES WILL NOT BE MADE PUBLIC UNLESS YOU SPECIFICALLY ASK THEM TO BE (like if your vote is boneless.)

[disneytva]

January 2020 Programming Synopsis For Disney Channels

Saturday, Jan. 4 Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD Big Hero 6 The Series “Hiro The Villain“ (10:00-10:30 A.M. EST) Momakase blackmails Hiro into helping her steal her family’s knives from Yama’s safe. TV-Y7 FV

Friday, Jan. 10 Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel The Rocketeer “X-Treme Hero/Hot on the Trail“ (11:00-11:30 A.M. EST) “X-Treme Hero” – The Rocketeer introduces Tesh to his extreme sports idol, Xena Treme, after rescuing her during a snowboarding competition.

“Hot on the Trail” – Kit joins Tesh and his dad, with their Hughesville Trailbazer troop, on a hike to the famed Gemstone Firefall waterfall and must stop Laura and Harley from stealing the precious gemstone that lies within. *Rahul Kohli (“iZombie”) guest stars as Tesh’s dad, Mr. Cheena. Ian Chen (ABC‘s “Fresh off the Boat”), Maria Bamford (“Arrested Development”) and Kari Wahlgren (“DC Superhero Girls”) recur as Logan, Laura and Harley, respectively. TV-Y

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel Fancy Nancy “Nancy’s Parfait Birthday/Nancy Finds a Rainbow” (1:00-1:30 P.M. EST) “Nancy’s Parfait Birthday” – Nancy wants to have the perfect birthday party, but things don’t go as planned.

“Nancy Finds a Rainbow” – Nancy desperately tries to see her first rainbow. TV-Y

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel Elena of Avalor “The Birthday Cruise” (1:30-2:00 P.M. EST) Elena throws a birthday party for Princess Chloe aboard the royal sailboat, but things go awry when they wash ashore a magical isle inhabited by a cursed sea nymph. *Sofia Carson (Disney Channel’s “Descendants” franchise) guest stars as Maliga. Rachel Brosnahan (“The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”), Jamie-Lynn Sigler (“The Sopranos”) and Chrissie Fit (“Pitch Perfect”) return as Princess Chloe, Princess Rebeca and Princess Valentina, respectively. TV-Y

Original Series – SERIES PREMIERE on Disney Channel The Owl House “A Lying Witch and a Warden“ (8:46-9:10 P.M. EST) Luz, a self-assured teenage girl, accidentally stumbles upon a portal to a magical world where she befriends a rebellious witch, Eda, and an adorably tiny warrior, King. In order to get home, Luz must help them with a mission. TV-G

Saturday, Jan. 11 Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel Big City Greens “Impopstar/Football Camp” (9:30-10:00 A.M. EST) “Impopstar” – Cricket is mistaken for a tween pop star and exploits the situation for all the perks of fame.

“Football Camp” – Remy and Cricket attend football camp in an attempt to impress Remy’s Dad. *Colton Dunn (“Superstore”) and Danny Trejo (“Machete”) return as Russell Remington and Vasquez, respectively. TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD Big Hero 6 The Series “Portal Enemy“ (10:00-10:30 A.M. EST) Megan confronts Hiro about being a vigilante and threatens to tell Chief Cruz the truth. *Jessica Paré (“Mad Men”) guest stars as circus acrobat and physicist, Sirque. TV-Y7 FV

Sunday, Jan. 12 Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel Rapunzel’s Tangled Adventure “Pascal’s Dragon” (7:05-7:28 A.M. EST) When Pascal befriends a baby dragon, he must decide between his new friend and the safety of Corona. TV-Y7

Friday, Jan. 17 Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel Vampirina “The Great Esmeralda/Frog’s Breath“ (10:00-10:30 A.M. EST) “The Great Esmeralda” – Vee gets a reading from The Great Esmeralda saying that she will lose one of her friends, so she sets out to make sure her fortune doesn’t come true. *Rachel Bloom (“Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”) guest stars as the infamous fortune teller, Esmeralda.

“Frog’s Breath” – Vee accidentally turns herself into a frog when she tries practicing a potion from the advanced section of her magic book. TV-Y

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel The Rocketeer “Valerie the Valkyrie/Follow that Bulldog“ (11:00-11:30 A.M. EST) “Valerie the Valkyrie” – Feeling that the Rocketeer is stealing her thunder, Valerie creates her own superhero identity, The Valkyrie. *Navia Robinson (Disney Channel’s “Raven’s Home”) returns as Valerie.

“Follow that Bulldog” – The Cast-Iron Chef attempts to steal Kit’s family cookbook from the Bulldog Café. *Ted Allen (“Chopped“) guest stars as Cast-Iron Chef. TV-Y

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel The Owl House “Witches Before Wizards“ (8:46-9:08 P.M. EST) An ancient wizard gives Luz a map for a mystical quest. TV-G

Saturday, Jan. 18 Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel Big City Greens “Heat Beaters/Bill-iever” (9:30-10:00 A.M. EST) “Heat Beaters” – Cricket and Remy play a contentious game of “H-O-R-S-E” on the hottest day of the year. *NBA All-Star Karl Anthony Towns guest stars as Wizard Williams and Ricky Stork. Wendi McLendon-Covey (ABC’s “The Goldbergs”) returns as Nancy Green.

“Bill-iever” – In order to avoid punishment, Cricket must make his dad believe in aliens. TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD Big Hero 6 The Series “Fred the Fugitive“ (10:00-10:30 A.M. EST) Fred’s invisibility function on his suit glitches during patrol. TV-Y7 FV

Friday, Jan. 24 Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel T.O.T.S. “The Valentine Spirit/Shell Games“ (10:00-10:30 A.M. EST) “The Valentine Spirit” – Freddy and Pip rush to deliver Valentines to the babies they’ve delivered to make it back in time for the Valentine’s Day Party.

“Shell Games” – Freddy, Pip and K.C. try to get a shy turtle out of her shell. TV-Y

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel The Rocketeer “Recipe for Disaster/The Critter Gang“ (11:00-11:30 A.M. EST) “Recipe for Disaster” – When Kit and Sareena refuse to expose the secret ingredients in their renowned family recipes, Cast-Iron Chef tries to steal them. *Ted Allen (“Chopped) returns as Cast-Iron Chef.

“The Critter Gang” – Kit investigates a string of robberies across Hughesville that seem to be committed by wild animals. TV-Y

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel The Owl House “I Was a Teenage Abomination“ (8:46-9:08 P.M. EST) Luz sneaks into the local magic school to help a friend and makes a new enemy in the process. *Tati Gabrielle (“Chilling Adventures of Sabrina”) guest stars as Willow, Mae Whitman (“The DUFF”) guest stars as Amity and Issac Ryan Brown (Disney Channel’s “Raven’s Home”) guest stars as Gus. TV-G

Saturday, Jan. 25 Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel Big City Greens “Shark Objects/Dream Weaver” (9:30-10:00 A.M. EST) “Shark Objects” – When the Greens try to spend an eventful day at the beach, Cricket tries to prank the beach-goers. *Rhys Darby (“Flight of the Conchords”) guest stars as Life Guard and Wendi McLendon-Covey (ABC’s “The Goldbergs”) returns as Nancy Green.

“Dream Weaver” – Cricket discovers he can influence the family’s dreams to disastrous real-life results. TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD Big Hero 6 The Series “Major Blast“ (10:00-10:30 A.M. EST) A new villain, Major Blast, appears in the city and targets Fred. TV-Y7 FV

Sunday, Jan. 26 Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel Rapunzel’s Tangled Adventure “Cassandra’s Revenge” (7:05-7:50 A.M. EST) When Rapunzel feels ready to settle down and begin living a normal life, Cassandra returns to Corona with a score to settle. TV-Y7

Friday, Jan. 31 Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel Fancy Nancy “Nancy and the Mermaid Ballet/Operation: Fix Marabelle!” (1:00-1:30 P.M. EST) “Nancy and the Mermaid Ballet” – Nancy gets jealous when Bree gets the part she was hoping to play.

“Operation: Fix Marabelle!” – Nancy discovers she’s an exceptional doll surgeon who stays calm under pressure. TV-Y

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel The Owl House “The Intruder“ (8:46-9:08 P.M. EST) Luz and King must defend The Owl House from a mysterious intruder. TV-G

[minecraftoworymode]

🎶💔🏳️‍🌈

this got a bit long too Whoopses

🎶 if your hyperfixation has songs/an ost, what is your favorite song from it?

OOHHHH this is a tough one.... ‘challenge room’ is a bop but then ‘no more creepers (vocal)’ is also very good (albeit in the opposite emotional direction)... haven’t listened much to s1′s ost but ‘ellegaard’s theme’, ‘soren’s farewell’ and ‘redstone baby’ are pretty good too!

🏳️‍🌈 do you have any headcanons (lgbt, race, neuro, etc) that are important to you? 

in ng+ gender works a bit differently but for the sake of not making this longer than it needs to be (or derailing this by talking abt my own projects ghlfhgl) i’m just gonna keep it at this:

jesse, lukas, and petra are all different flavours of nonbinary; they’re also all bi!

ellegaard is a trans lesbian, soren is an autistic nb, ivor is trans and bi, and gabriel is gay. i have no hcs for canon magnus. BONUS: harper is genderfluid and bi, isa is aroace, otto is bi and ace, mevia’s gender is too terrifying to comprehend, and hadrian is also bi, he’s just also a shithead.

radar is trans, jack is trans and also gay, and stella is a lesbian. BONUS: vos is gay and ace, sammy is agender and aroace, the warden is gay, and val and soup are lesbians.

romeo is trans and half-japanese. xara is a woman-aligned nb. fred is nonbinary as well. xara and romeo have adhd and fred is autistic and they all love each other very much!!!!!!!

💔 tell us about one of your LEAST favorite characters and why you dislike them.

ROMEO THE ADMIN? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING ROMEO THE ADMIN GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING SERIAL FRIEND KILLING HOT BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE DUMBASS BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING ROMEO THE ADMIN ?

i won’t get into the myriad reasons dude literally makes my blood boil unless y’all really want to hear me dunk on him for an entire ass post because that is how long i would go on for, so to keep it concise: he bores me

[doctorhawke]

all six of my oc hawkes in one big thing, i have an au where they are all a big happy family and run amok in kirkwall

below the cut theres “brief” bios for them all (including their names because my renditions of their handwriting might not be very legible) and a little chart showing more insight into their personality makeup

all the ages are from act 1, after a year in kirkwall, relative to carver and bethany’s 20 (fyi they both survive in this au and both become grey wardens. cannot IMAGINE that any of these hawkes would let one of their littlest siblings fight an ogre 1v1 when theres literally eight of them lmfao they tag team it like they do everything)

steve hawke- he/him, age 27, adopted by the hawkes at 8. steve is a mage, a healer, and a pacifist. as such when there are fights he will focus on incapacitating enemies without harming them (force magic and mind blast comes in handy) and especially on supporting the team through healing. he’s gay and immediately takes to anders, mainly because he spends a lot of time helping in his clinic. 

he strongly believes in mage rights especially as malcolm imparted a lot of responsibility on him towards his younger mage siblings, nyx and bethany. he’s protective and a bit of a worrier, though as time goes on in kirkwall he becomes more and more exhausted, and starts to cope through making light of things. post-game, he and anders are on the run. 

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kit hawke- he/him, age 24, bio kid, and a dual-wielding rogue. he’s bold, charming, and a bit of a pessimist- all of which kirkwall amplifies by virtue of being a crazy fucking city. kit is also pretty business minded and usually spearheads bone pit related shenanigans. varric (who deeply cares for all the hawkes of course) immediately takes to him and the two are inseparable. 

kit is bi, and likes to have fun, though over time he falls for both isabela and fenris, and over time the three get together and become the most impressive trio you ever saw. all kit’s siblings are kind of like “are you serious dude, we have a limited number of friends and you end up with two of them? what about the rest of us” but considering the amount of drama and heartbreak kit undergoes over the years in relation to his love life, they all kind of figure he’s earned the happy ending. post-game the three of them become pirates on isabela’s ship and free slaves in between tracking down hidden treasure or whatever it is that pirates do, and they eventually have adorable baby twins. 

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syl hawke- she/her, age 26, bio kid but only leandra’s, she actually is varric’s half sibling (though she does NOT know this and the sibling rivalry that develops upon them meeting is incomprehensible to the both of them). so syl is the shortest of the bunch, and looks a lot more like varric and bartrand than kit, carver, or bethany, despite them all being related. 

syl’s the only warrior of the group (other than carver- a dynamic duo), fights with hammers exclusively, and has a tendency to be super intense. she doesn’t really get humor at all, in the rare case that she accidentally makes a joke and people laugh she assumes they’re laughing AT her. she’s also very shoot first and ask questions later, and the only hawke more protective than steve is. her big sister energy is off the charts and she’s prepared to kill any templar that so much as looks at her family. as such she’s staunchly pro-mage.

she’s a lesbian and has massive game despite not really being any good at flirting- it’s probably her sheer intensity. she and isabela have a brief fling, tallis is very taken with her, and she has a rivalry-fueled sexual tension with aveline for ages (the long road is a VERY fun quest to play through with syl). however she was always very supportive of and close with merrill and eventually the two fall in love. once they’re together they’re insanely sweet and have mega chemistry and i love them so fucking much. post-game they’re forced to leave kirkwall but end up living in the denerim alienage.

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lith hawke- she/her, age 25, adopted by the hawkes at 9 along with her twin nyx. an archer rogue, with speed taking precedence over power or precision. lith is a lot to take in okay. she’s the only one who’s pro-templar in the group, and is a rabid andrastian. back home in lothering her chantry beliefs were instrumental in keeping her family safe, as she not only knew every templar by name (as the whole family did) but also is endlessly trustworthy to them and to all the chantry sisters and mothers. countless times a templar might have come calling to take away one of her siblings or her father, but was dissuaded by lith- after all, little lith hawke would NEVER help hide apostates, right?

she supports her siblings because she believes that in the end their souls will be saved. (the only thing that freaks her out more than nyx’s blood magic is when syl casually drops that she’s thinking about converting to merrill’s religion.) she doesn’t trust mages if they aren’t related to her, and always advocates for the circle when given the chance. she’s best friends with fenris and they hang out a lot, more and more as the years pass. since merrill and anders both move into the hawke estate (which was already a bit of a circus, can you imagine the chaos?) lith finds herself more and more outnumbered ideologically and often escapes to fenris’ mansion for some quiet. 

during the endgame, she sides against her family and the mages. she basically has a villainous breakdown. she helps them kill meredith and once it’s revealed that meredith had been influenced by the lyrium idol, lith’s whole worldview is pretty much shattered. post-game she leaves the city and seeks out her cousin, ash amell (i have eight wardens so im not going to get into this but basically my amell and my cousland (eve) are in a gay throuple with leliana and its dope as all hell). spending time with ash, eve, and leliana is very healing for her, but all her siblings assume she’s dead and she doesn’t see them for years after kirkwall. 

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nyx hawke- they/them, age 25, adopted by the hawkes at 9 along with their twin lith. nyx is the blood mage of the group, and is an absolute icon quite frankly. they’re very chaotic, and especially close with kit, merrill, and isabela. nyx has a ton of fun fighting, and they and syl make an especially good team in combat. nyx always looks up to syl and its very sweet, and syl is the only one in the family who never once messed up nyx’s pronouns (everyone is very good about this of course, and by kirkwall its a non-issue, but even lith slipped up once or twice early on). 

they have very noodly arms because they’ve never had to worry about fighting hand to hand when running out of mana, because of the blood magic. this leads to quite a bit of teasing but tbh they pull it off. nyx is bi and has a thing with isabela for a short while but in the end they’re better as best friends. 

nyx and lith are very close. they’re often perfectly in sync when doing things, especially in combat, and have that twin esp thing going on which can get spooky at times. however they also bicker a lot, and obviously clash on ideology pretty much constantly. though this is the norm nyx always assumed they would have each other’s backs no matter what when it came down to the nitty gritty, and lith’s betrayal during the endgame is really heartbreaking for them. 

over the years anders and nyx do a lot of collaborating when it comes to mage rights. they help him polish his manifesto, and smuggle mages out of the gallows. the only real reason nyx isn’t brought into the loop on the chantry explosion was a mixtures of anders’ crushing guilt and his knowledge that if he told nyx and not steve, steve would be really hurt. (however he couldn’t tell steve because he didn’t want the deaths to be on steve’s conscience- anders knows he definitely would have helped if it came down to that). post-game nyx goes on to be one of the leaders of the mage rebellion.

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lou hawke- he/him, age 22, adopted by the hawkes at 10. hes a cowboy and i love him. an archer rogue, he prioritizes powerful firing over speed or precision. he’s a massive sweetheart, terminally polite, and has massive ears that he’s self-conscious of and tries to cover with his hair. however whenever his hair gets long enough to cover them leandra starts poking and prodding him to get a trim and he’s always too soft to refuse for long, beginning the cycle again (and after leandra is murdered he always keeps his hair to her liking- he gets weepy if it grows too long). he’s the only hawke i’ve drawn without his in-game outfit because this fucking game doesn’t have cowboy hats or cute shirts with tassles and i do what i want. 

lou also plays instruments, he’s got a guitar and a harmonica and plays the piano passably. he IS the piano man in the eyes of the hanged man’s patrons. sing us a song, they tell him, etc. he manages ten minutes of harmonica in the deep roads, citing excellent acoustics, until anders tells him to stop because the darkspawn will hear. when the hawkes get rich lou buys a horse and goes for morning rides out on the wounded coast. 

lou is bi, and runs around for years with a massive crush on isabela but that doesn’t exactly work out. he ends up with jethann (theres a lot of lore here but suffice it to say its extremely tender) and post-game they leave kirkwall and end up owning a ranch not far outside denerim. lou hires lots of farmhands that end up looking to him as a father figure and its super sweet, and jethann refuses to do manual labor. 

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this got insanely long i am SO sorry flkjsdlkgjlkcxjglsfkd

feel free to send any asks relating to them because i really love this family so much and could talk about them forever dlfskjlxcjglskd if you couldnt tell from this diatribe

[cbkwconfessions]

warden circus baby is a little bitch

[tigerellasims]

eden: jadeeee! *hugs her*

jade: hey e! *hugs her* i'm glad you made it

eden: me too. i needed to get outta the house so bad. it's like a circus over there. i'm surprised you were even allowed out though *teases* your parents not on jail warden duty today? *winks*  

jade: *laughs* nope. i think my parents have given up on me, honestly. all i ever hear is 'jonathan this' and 'jonathan that' *rolls eyes* i feel bad for my little brother, but better him than me *shrugs*

eden: well hey, if they’ve given up on you at least we can live out our dreams of travelling the world in our RV and living like hippies, getting high every hour *giggles*

jade: as if your mom would ever let you do that! *laughs* not her baby eden. but it would be nice.. *sighs* okay, enough family drama. let's go get a coffee and talk about boys *grins*

eden: oh pleasee, all my mom is concerned about these days are the twins *sighs* but yes please! i need something strong, this heat is making me so sleepy. plus, i wanna hear more about yours and warren’s shenanigans *winks*

[readbythestarlight]

c2e25

WELCOME LITTLE BABY WILLINGBLAM

Ashley is gonna be leaving again?? I cry

Shame Travis won’t be here since the jail break was Fjord’s plan

I’m so happy for them tho

Sam’s dedication to his “match outfit week for week” scheme is truly inspiring

Matt still can’t do Jester’s voice and I cry it’s like the one voice he can’t do

I still kinda can’t believe they’re gonna try this jail break

“I just wanna wear a onesie”

Nott plotting to steal the crossbow right next to Reesa smh

Mr. Tinkertop is my fave he’s sweet and crazy

Their plan to beat this clockwork magic robot

Is molasses

Tar. Tar is a better idea.

Liam just wants to talk about the baby

None of them are being serious at all the episode is going to be a disaster xD

Oh jeeze poor Mr. Tinkertop! Agoraphobia is no joke poor guy

Matt’s basically being McCree pretending to be Fjord and I approve

They’re just gonna steal a bucket of tar huh

lol watch them get caught stealing the tar and get into the prison because they were arrested

Molly and Yasha the circus nerds I love them

I love how they get such good rolls for stuff like stealing buckets of tar, but we can bet their rolls will be shit later when they’re fighting the robot

Why did they let BEAU talk omg

I love her tho

This prison warden guy is snooty and annoying but his accent is great

Molly and Beau tag-teaming to flatter the Warden into helping them out nice job

Oh wonderful they’re getting locked in with a robot monster

This is gonna be baaaaaaad...

Boy I can’t wait to see the miniature for this monster

They need to unlock that cell in case they need somewhere to escape...

I’m not sure how I feel about this plan

THANK YOU MOLLY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE YASHA ONE OF THE SILK FLOWERS

The ball bearings again

Poor Marisha seems so overwhelmed taking care of 2 characters

Also bad initiative rolls are bad

Yasha is my girlfriend tho

Oh dang it hit her be more careful Yasha

It has an AC of 18 they’re gonna miss 90% of their shots

25 points of damage?! They are not ready for this

I can’t believe they successfully blinded it with the tar

Nat20 nice job Molly!

Cat paw cat paw cat paw!

Yasha is my best girl I’m gonna miss having her adorable face around. Also gonna miss having a tank.

Caleb nO

Fuck fuck fuck it pINNED HIM TO THE WALL

Sam’s mustaches lol

Poor Beau just wants to stun someone

Frick it saved from the Cat’s paw

Yasha is the tank we deserve

FUCK ITS GONNA SHOOT ALL OF THEM

Oh no Beau!

Somebody get Jester to do a lot of healing

Oh nO JESTER GET BEAU UP

YOOOOOO MOLLY

THATS MY DISASTER TIEFLING

Nott using the dodecahedron luck on a lock lol

Beau recollecting her ball bearings xD

“You have 814 ball bearings”

“‘The only ting magical here is you, friend,’ and I pat him on the cheek” ayyyyyyyy some Caleb/Molly cuteness

AYYYYYY Beau “fainting” in Yasha’s arms my ship is sailing tonight

lol Beau let names slip and she shouldn’t have

Look man please just let the Shusters go

Caleb plz don’t threaten the man

Make Fjord pay for it he’s who wanted to get them out

Aw yay I’m glad they got the Shusters out and they didn’t even have to do it illegally

“They’re being kept safe by a tiny bird with a dagger.”

HAPPY GNOME FAMILY IS HAPPY

I’m so proud of my band of disasters, helping people out and being sweetheart

Ashley’s face when Kiri comes out to hug the gnomes is me

Oh no oh god time to cry they’re gonna leave her and I know it’s best but listen I’m gonna miss her and I’m gonna cry

It’s fine I’m crying

Real tears

Goodbye Kiri I love you my sweet babby bird child

Don’t give the dagger back

Fuck I’m crying so hard

IM CRYING

REAL TEARS GUYS

EVERYONE’S CRYING ITS FINE

“don’t eat human okay” I’m weeping

“We are always... always... always thinking of you with love” fuck u Matt stop making it worse

“We’ll send you treasures from all of our travels” *waaaaaiiils*

“I am Kiri” I AM CRYING AND BROKEN

Fuck Fjord don’t be nice and warm right now I’m too emotionally compromised to handle it

Go get Nott her cool crossbow

Beau and Caleb getting closer is 10/10 but I hope he’s not trying to recruit her for his revenge plan

Agreeing to keep each other on the straight and narrow is good

They are not the friendship I anticipated but they are the one I’m so glad we got

Also Molly making sure the group has supplies as they move on North. Such a team dad.

The “Tinkertop Bolt Blaster 1000” is finally Nott’s! I’m so excited for her

Oh man it sounds good

Oh no

“Oh” doesn’t sound good

“Fuck you, Molly”

“Fuck you too”

That day, Beau was amazed to discover that when Molly was saying ‘fuck you’ what he meant was ‘I love you... in a completely platonic ‘sometimes I can’t stand you’ brother-sister way.’

Yasha has to go because Ashley has to go and I’m crying all over again

Caleb’s gonna miss her

Aaaaaand Nott just stole a gun

🎵They’re on the road again. They just can’t wait to get on the road again. The life they love is fighting bandits with their friends. They just can’t wait to be on the road again.🎵

Matt plz I want to sleep now

FUCK WAIT WHAT

YASHA

WHATS HAPPENING

SHADOWS KIDNAPPING MY GIRL??

SOMEONE IS KIDNAPPING MY GIRL

AND FJORD

HOLY FUCK WHATS HAPPENING

AND JESTER??

is it the asshole from Caleb’s past? Trent?He was interested in Yasha right did he send people after them who did this

Oh god oh god oh god Yasha and Fjord and Jester are being kidnapped by some freaky super silent ninja fucks

Matt you can’t give us this cliffhanger when there’s no episode next week

Is this his way to explain Travis and Laura being out for a few weeks and Ashley leaving

NOOOOOOOO

oh my god it’s just gonna be Caleb and Nott and Beau and Molly when they wake up

Is Marisha okay? She keeps wiping her eyes like she’s been crying

Oh god I don’t like this

I can’t wait for them to fuck these fucks up

Oh god are they slavers???

MATT DID YOU HAVE THEM GET KIDNAPPED BY SLAVERS WHAT THE FUCK MATTHEW

MATHEW

YOU CANT LEAVE IT THERE FOR TWO WEEKS HOW COULD YOU

I TRUSTED YOU

Kidding I never trust you but holy shit

First you give us that heartbreaking goodbye with Kiri and now you leave for two weeks with kidnapped Yasha Jester and Fjord

I’m dying

[ellanainthetardis]

Summer Books Reviews

I’ve said I’d do a book review for the Grisha verse and then I remembered I also said I’d try to do more book reviews because of reasons (like the fact I had a book blog once upon a time, you know) so I thought I’d do a pot pourri of my summer readings.

I’m actually happy because I read a lot this summer. I think I managed a book a week give or take, without taking into account the  various comics (I’ve read all the Buffy comics I could find, sue me, I am in a PHASE). So without further ado, here are my summer reads with a short review that may or may not be spoilerish.

The Night Circus – Erin Morgensten: I think I talked about this one already actually. I gave it a 5/5 on goodreads even though it took me a while to really get into it. It’s very very slow paced and although I liked the characters, I think it’s one of those books you either love or hate. The atmosphere is everything, it’s really awesome because the circus itself is like a character of sort. I loved the two main characters – I loved all the characters actually and I loved how the ending tied back to the beginning as well as the whole meta-reflection about storytelling and stories in general. I think it’s definitely not for everyone but it’s really worth a go.

The Stolen Throne (Dragon Age #1) – David Gaider: I gave it 4/5 on Goodreads. Well it’s no secret by now that I love fantasy and video games and that Dragon Age might be my most favorite franchise. Hell, how many times did I play the whole series by now? I think I’m at three Wardens, Two Hawkes, and at least 4 or 5 inquisitors. This first novel takes place decades before Origins and it was nice to have some more context than just the codex you find on the games. I think the story works very well without further knowledge of the games and everything and it was a nice little fantasy story. I adore Loghain, you have to understand and what I loved about the love triangle (and you won’t hear me say I love a love triangle often so enjoy) is that… They all could be together. I mean, I’m not really into OT3 but for the three of them I’d do an exception.

The Mercy Thompson Series – Patricia Briggs: I re-read the whole series which took me I think more or less the whole July month since there are ten books. I can tell you I give this serie a definite 5/5. It had been so long since I read it and I hadn’t finished it so I thought why not? If you love urban fantasy (modern world with vampires, werewolves, witches and the likes) this series is for you. I just love Mercy. I love the way the author handles sexual trauma as well as trauma in general. I mean, often it’s trashy and written for shock value ( I’m looking at you Career of Evil) and here it’s just… very well handled. It doesn’t fade in the background after a book, it’s something Mercy has to deal with recurrently, it’s just a master lesson in how to write trauma. BUT those books are also full of fun, love and family. I love all the characters in there and I plan on reading the spin off series very soon.

Opal (The Raven Cycle 4.5) – Maggie Stiefvater: Ok it’s a novella but it still counts. I gave it 2/5 and nobody is more disappointed than me by this rating given how much I loved the Raven Cycle (go read if you haven’t seriously). It just… Didn’t click for me. The point of view was very limited, it was hard to relate and it left too many stuff unexplored. But I guess it’s just a way to link TRC with the next series and I’m still very much hyped for what comes next whenever it comes.

Ready Player One – Ernest Cline: ah, that one. I slaved through it. I gave it a 1/5 but really I think it would be more of a 0.5/5. To me, it’s one of those rare rare times when you can say the movie was better than the book. What was even this book? I hated it. This book is an enabler. I say this being an introvert who has problems with social situation and who love video games, considers herself a geek and proud to be and had grown up in the 90s. This book is an enabler. It gives far too much excuses and never quite set out a clear morale. And it was boring. Really, I was surprised by the movie. I liked it a lot more than I expected it too – probably because it was very little like the book.

Fairest Of Them All: A Tale of The Wicked Queen – Serena Valentino: Another one I was disappointed it. I had a strike unfortunately. I gave it 1/5. It was all very… shallow. I wished for more depth and characterization but it was all very confused and confusing. I have little more to say about this one because I honestly don’t even remember. It was that unremarkable. I know I’ve read better fanfictions.

The Infinite Sea/The Last Star (The 5th Wave #2 and #3) – Rick Yancey: I’ve read those two back to back because I knew after The Infinite Sea I would never read the last one if I waited. I gave 2/5 to The Infinite Sea and 3/5 to The Last Star. I was so pumped by the 5th Wave. I remember reading it what… Two years ago? And I loved it. It was fresh and interesting, lots of plot twists… First thing I didn’t like about both books were the shifting povs. Some pov are first person (like Cassie’s, the main character) and some are third person. And that’s just plain weird. I know I have a problem with pov, I usually don’t like first person pov much but re-reading Mercy Thompson helped me get back on that horse. But if you constantly shift from I to he/she, it gets annoying really fast. The second book is mostly full of length and doesn’t have much happening except for Ringer (but I will come back to Ringer) and the third one was… confusing. Ok maybe I’m very dumb but I didn’t get it. Were they really aliens, was it all a plot, who were the real villains… I didn’t get it. The only positive point of both books was: RINGER. She’s the best character ever and she’s the only reason I slaved through those two books. She’s an ass kicking bad ass with a tactical mind to rival all and although the love story with Ben and the spoilerish thing I won’t talk about but let me say REALLY could have been maybe introduced a little better and would have deserved some more depth, I really really loved her arc. I saw a people say the ending was cliché and I might have thought so too but I think if the writing had been consistent and a little better, it might have been emotional despite the cliché.

The Secret Wife – Gill Paul: I gave it 1/5 I’m not even going to talk about it because I skimmed through the last of the book because it was SO bad I couldn’t keep reading. The premise looked soooo good, I usually love the dual present/past story and the Romanov aspect made me very interested but it was badly written and boring and simply meh.

Shadow & Bones / Siege & Storm / Ruin & Rising (The Grisha #1, #2, #3) – Leigh Bardugo: We’re here at last. OMG. Did I love this trilogy (with it’s many linking novellas?) YOU BET. I gave them all 5/5. Let me tell you something, this is MY JAM. I loved Alina Starkov. I LOVED her. She’s so relatable. All the cast of characters is amazing. The writing is just as amazing and I think it’s safe to say I will read anything by this author because I trust her completely. If you love fantasy, young adult and a good villain, this is the story for you. I didn’t like the main ship I won’t lie. I would have loved a good redemption final twist and the love interest was a little too bland compared to the villain and the King but… It didn’t spoil my enjoyment at all. I’m so HYPED on this verse right now.

The Obsession – Nora Roberts: I’m a big fan of Nora, I’ve read a lot of her books and I was a bit disappointed in this one. I gave it a 2/5. The story is okay and it’s nice to read. I mean, it reads easily, it doesn’t as for a lot of reflection. It’s a good story all in all and I would have put it a 3 or a 4 if not for something that has been jumping at me for the last couple of her books I read. I’m not one to jump up and down and scream misogyny at every turn but there’s a certain idea of a woman in her books that is starting to make me a bit… meh. Let me be clear. The male lead is cliché as can be, full of testosterone, riding a bike, a mechanic, a dog lover with a sensitive side because of course he loves books and while the female promised to be extremely strong and independent career woman, it’s not long before we fall into the a happy woman = a husband, a dog and a kid cliché. And that bothered me.

Six Of Crows (Six of Crows #1) – Leigh Bardugo: Ok there was such a hype around this one I was a little disappointed when I read it. I’m not much into incredible heist stories and to be fair, I read it right after I saw Ocean’s 8 (which was awesome) and it suffered from the (unfair and unconscious) comparison. I gave it a 2/5 BUT this being said I just loved the characters. I was already one hundred percent on board the Kaz/Inej train (didn’t you hear me shout as I passed by?) and the Jesper/Wylan one. Matthias and Nina both left me a little indifferent I will admit and I had troubles with so many povs crammed in one book. It was  lot of information everywhere and from every angle. I’m still happy I read it, do you know why? I will tell you. First I love the Grisha universe and it takes place in the same world a few years after and then: CROOKED KINGDOM BABY.

The Lies They Tell – French Gillian : I gave this one a 3/5. It’s a little detective story that reads very easily. It’s nothing exceptional but it will give you a good time.

Kindred Spirits – Rainbow Rowell: I have a problem with short stories/novellas. Always had. it always leaves me wanting more and that was my problem with my book. The moment I got into it, it ended so I gave it a 2/5 but it was really cool nonetheless. Would have liked to read more.

Crooked Kingdom (Six Of Crows #2) – Leigh Bardugo: OMG OMG OMG OMG. Ok, needless to say I gave this one a 5/5. I finished it yesterday so I’m still very much having FEELS. Maybe I wasn’t that much in Six of Crows but this book makes the read worth it, I promise. THIS IS JUST AMAZING. THE FEELS. FEELS EVERYWHERE. Kaz and Inej and their perfect love. Matthias… Nina and her addiction… Jesper and Wylan being cutiepies. I cried at the end. Do you know how often I cry reading books? very much not often. What I mean is: READ IT. READ THE WHOLE GRISHA VERSE. DO IT. DO IT. YOU NEED TO MEET DIRTHANDS AND HIS WRAITH. YOU NEED TO. THIS BOOKS IS PERFECT. IT WILL GIVE YOU FEELS. IT WILL GIVE YOU LIFE.

[yoonminfiction]

Halloween YM Reads Pt.2

The first list was getting pretty long so I decided to do a second.

Impractical Magic by springrain21

Jimin needs to shadow a real witch for his creative writing assignment. Min Yoongi is just about the worst witch he's ever met. Inspired by this tumblr post because I read it and instantly thought YOONGI.

Give it to me Slow (Then Wash Away) by Sharleena

Jimin has worked in the Blood Brothel for a long time, he's had his fair share of clients, knows how to do his job and what to expect from his customers. That's why it is to him a shock when he gets a boner from being bitten by one of their new clients, Yoongi. (Rated:M)

Through Their Lover's Eyes by CmiMiu

A good-natured chuckle escapes Jimin's lips and he softly ruffles Yoongi's hair as he murmurs into the wind, "I didn't say sex, hyung." Yoongi quirks an eyebrow and silently asks what the hell Jimin means. The younger replies in an equally hushed tone, "I meant something we haven't done before. Something we haven't seen before."

Yoongi speaks softly over the rush of the winds with a smirk, "we've been in love with each for over ninety freaking years Park Jimin. And dated for more than that, in general." He edges closer to the boy and kisses his lips chastely as he says, "I think we've done it all and seen it all. Good and bad."

Jimin simply shakes his head in silent denial and mutters forlornly, "I haven't seen myself." Resentment crystal clear in that high-pitched mutter. Yoongi lets a sad frown mar his own features at the thought. "And you haven't seen yourself either."

don't tempt me, undress me by widerhallen

He was captured by the seraphim, sentenced to eternal damnation and doomed to rot forever in a cell in heaven, restrained within the very life of him by shackles and celestial seals that burn his skin and drain his demonic powers. But on the bright side, at least the prison warden is cute.

Jimin's angelic nature means he's all the more forbidden and all the more tempting, but it's going to take more than a few chains to stop Yoongi from seducing him.

Dark and Wild by Centristy

Min Yoongi was once a skeptic of the supernatural. His parents had filled his head with a healthy dose of reality and cynicism at a young age. They told him, “There's no such thing as monsters”, and being the trusting child that he was, he believed them. That is, until the day he got lost at the circus.

He'd been preoccupied with fun house mirrors when suddenly his mother and father disappeared. The pale, skinny ten-year-old wandered around aimlessly. Underneath the dying colored lights and fading accordion music, the boy was converted. He would never forget that night.

Monsters were very real.

*** Yoongi is a Demon Hunter, a damn good one. His mission is to rid the world of evil supernatural beings, one corpse at a time. Until one day he meets Park Jimin, a half-human, half-demon hybrid, who is just trying to live a normal life. Jimin's very existence changes everything that he believes in. Yoongi's blood crusade grinds to a halt, as he falls hard for the boy. *** Inspirations: Supernatural, Hellsing, Teen Wolf, and Anime Assorted.

Dark and incredibly twisted humor for the sadistic comedian in you.

Disclaimer: You will regret this.

Urges by I_am_a_mess

"It hurts." The vampire moaned, heavy breaths coming from the receiver.

"I know, baby." Jimin said, switching his phone to the other hand. "I'm on my way, I'll be right there."

Yoongi is a vampire and when Jimin forgets to stock the fridge up with fresh blood, it leads to dire consequences for them both.

Young Forever by Centristy

Min Yoongi is a vampire nearing the 8th Century of his existence. He is bored with life until he chances upon Park Jimin at a party, whom he rescues from a bad situation. They have an instant connection, sparks fly, and so begins their, intense, wild whirlwind romance.

Also, there is a vampire serial killer on the loose.

Imagine Vampire Diaries Meets True Blood Meets Game of Thrones Meets Every-KDrama ever.... that's what's going on here.

Disclaimer: This story may ruin your life. It may cause dehydration due to all the tears of anguish you will shed. (Rated:M)

Strawberry Sweet by embryonicgrip

Jimin's mother always said nothing good happens after 2am. He can’t believe he thought meeting someone in the dead of the morning was a good basis for the start of a relationship.

Ft. Very Single College Student! Jimin and Vampire! Yoongi (Rated:M)

If I Was Your Vampire by noraebangbang

Jimin's roommate Yoongi never sleeps, or eats, or drinks. So obviously he's a vampire, right?

Redamancy by woozis_mom

When Jimins first shift goes awry, it sets off a series of events- love blooms, truth gets revealed, and hearts get both broken and mended.

Swimming With The Stars (Until We Drown) by lethallergic

Hoseok is a daydreamer lost in his own world. Taehyung has teeth as sharp as knives, but home in his eyes.

Winning a war (of hormones) by mecchayabai

Big Hit Entertainment is going to debut the first ever half-human, half-vampire hip hop group. They are planning to make some incredibly good music and mountains of money, and of course show the uncertain Korean society that the undead can operate in perfect harmony with the living.

It’s a glorious plan, too glorious if you ask Jimin.

Nyctophile by yururin

"Like I said, monsters aren't real, Taehyung."

Jimin quickly pulled the closet doors open.

At the bottom of the closet, sitting on the floor and leaning heavily against the walls, was a man with dark pink hair clad in dark clothes, bleeding and injured and looking positively close to death.

Jimin didn't know what to do.(Rated:M)