#Werdio

[landopics]

[izzakitty]

i love reading reading facebook comments on my totally legal manga reading cite, they have an unique flavor, kinda like gorgonzola cheese

[waywardrebelduck]

When you fall in love with a nightmare freezer version of yourself 😔

[spock-smokes-weed]

Ur no job for Luffy assessment is perfect bc to Luffy king of the pirates is freedom... ngl best take on modern strawhat occupations I have ever seen and I've been in this fandom for ten years

!!! Thank you so much!!! That’s such a nice compliment!!!

I really like thinking about modern AUs and trying to translate the fantastical characters of anime into something more mundane.

This modern AU came from a place of me wanting to project my 20s ennui onto the straw hats, also cus I really miss the beach and coastal towns and wanted to set a story in a town like that. But when I got to Luffy I literally couldn’t think of a job for him, cus tbh it felt wrong to make Luffy work. Luffy is not clocking in anywhere. He doesn’t have a W2. He’s that odd dude on the beach selling tie-dye shirts out of his van. He’s the friend who’s somehow got everything in life figured out even tho he’s literally homeless.

I even think you could keep the whole king of the pirates thing. Small tourists towns often have urban legends to attract ppl to come visit, and tbh “a pirate hid his treasure in one piece somewhere along this coast” is 100% the kind of legend you would find in real coastal towns. Luffy still says he’ll find Gold Rogers’ treasure and become king of the pirates, but now his whole community really thinks he’s throwing his life away.

There’s also a debate in the community on whether or not Luffy makes tourism better or worse. It certainly helps to have someone who so openly believes in the legend, but at the same time Luffy is actively swindling ppl on the beach.

[sayhitowoof]

Gonna hide the rocks tomorrow <3

[sonnet-ten]

the silly

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[problematicbots]

Jetfire: what if we just eat Megatron that would solve everything

Jetstorm: no way, that werdio definitely taste like old socks dude.

Jetfire: but I want to know what a head taste like

Jetstorm: then eat Blurr's head then

Blurr:... Sentinel the fuck is wrong with your soilders.

Sentinel:... huh.. don't mind them.. they're just like that...

Blurr: oh what they usually talk about cannibalism on Monday?!!

Sentinel under his breath: pff, believe me I get worse on Fridays

Blurr: WHAT

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Thinking about offline boyfriends <3

Chris and Sebastian sitting together, all cuddled up, on Chris' insanely comfortable "hangover couch" with morning coffee in hand. Dodger is lying at their feet. Their phones rest untouched all the way back in their bedroom, still on the chargers where they were placed last night before bed. The atmosphere is so much lighter without any notifications. Phones on silent. No social media apps taking up any space. If anything, they know it's family or friends checking in on them. They know the only thing that can reach them is good and wholesome. Chris clinks their ceramic mugs together, and Sebastian smiles at him all wide, letting out a huff of a laugh as he tucks an escape artist strand of long hair behind his ear, "dork," he teases.

Chris bats his eyelashes at him, "what?"

"Are you cheers-ing me?"

"Yeah. So what if I am?"

"What for, you werdio?"

"Do I need a reason, I got you? That's all I care about."

Sebastian wants to pretend to gag at the mushy softness, but he can't. He glows from the inside out, hiding his face by looking down.

"You're smiling, aren't you?"

Sebastian squirms away as he tries to get him to raise his head. Fingers under his chin. It's ticklish.

"Yeah, you are! I know you are!"

"Shuttuuuup!" Sebastian whines, scrunching up his nose in mock disgust.

[seleneshelby]

The cover for next story to come. Don't know when it'll be posted though, since I take my time. Writing request by @werdio-girl-1234-blog

Leave Her Alone

Summary: Tommy takes his love to the garrison and as they enjoy their time there someone says something about her due to her size. He goes to say something about it. Also, he proves how beautiful she is.

Prompt: Tommy shows how beautiful you really are

Pairing: Tommy× Reader, Tommy× plus size reader

Warnings: 18+, smut, cussing, oral sex, passionate sex, NSFW, violence, and drinking.

Characters: Tommy, reader, Harry, and bad guy

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[landopics]

[cakepoppresent]

Surprise!

It's quiet in Vaughn's apartment its the first time Veronica is realizing how big the place is and how often she actually sees Vaughn. She can't remember going more than 2 days without seeing him. The audacity of it all. Might as well get ready

Tired and annoyed Vaughn is SICK of these damn meetings, they drone on and on about nothing. The empty small talk and the pointless flattery make him want to throw himself out the window.

Edmund: Don't forget we have a business dinner tonight, then a meeting tomorrow morning"

Vaughn: Jesus, can I breathe for 5 minutes?

Edmund: You're already exhausted? how do you expect to take over when you can handle these few days?

Vaughn: Get off my back. I'm having lunch in my office don't bother me

Edmund: Watch how you speak to me, Vaughn.

Vaughn: Whatever, I'll see you after lunch"

It's a constant battle between telling his dad to get fucked and reminding him of his mother's death and not wanting to disappoint Veronica. He needs a break. Pinching the bridge of his nose he takes a deep breath and heads into his office

"Surprise!"

Vaughn: Veronica?

Veronica: What you don't want to see me?

Vaughn: Of course not princess

Veronica: Good! I brought food!"

Vaughn: You must have missed me, you even brought me lunch. How will I survive without you?

Veronica: Just eat the food you werdio

Vaughn: Hmm...I'm not actually hungry for that right now

Veronica: sTOP being a pervert!

Vaughn: But you seem so much more appetizing than the food right now

Wait! I need to speak with you" Veronica takes a seat in Vaughn's lap and gives him a shy look "You're friends with Su right?"

Vaughn: I would say best friends

Veronica: Perfect! Tell him to stop bothering Grayson

Vaughn: Come again?

Veronica: I said tell Su to stop bothering Grayson! He is stressing him out and I don't like it or him!

Vaughn: Princess. Don't you think your brother is old enough to handle his own business?

Veronica: Excuse you? He's my brother I'm always going to watch out for him! Su is evil!

Vaughn: Evil is a pretty strong word. I would say he is just determined

Veronica: Are you crazy? Grayson already has a boyfriend. I can see you won't be of help. I'm leaving now bye.

Vaughn: Chill, If you really want me to then I'll speak to Su. I can't promise he would stop though

Veronica: Hmph

Vaughn: With that outta the way, let me eat

Veronica: You damn pervert

Vaughn: You love it

[that-one-weeb-buts-its-the-main]

Couls I please request Pietro Maximoff dating Frank Castle's/The Punisher's daughter headcanons <333

Pietro Dating the

Punisher's Daughter

Headcanons

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reader: female | Frank x reader (Platonic) | Pietro x Reader (Romantic)

type: headcannons + Drabbles

notes: I may be back at it idk, I do know that I've been bingeing stranger things so you guys may get fics for that soon

Warnings: none, I mean, spying? Uh. That's it? Slow burn ig

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The first question to ask is how did you even meet Pietro?

On the battlefield? While teaming up with the Avengers?

No

He spilled hot coffee all over you: you're two cups of hot joe and two pastries splat, right on your fannel

"oh no! no! No!"

"Ah- I. Sorry, sorry, does it burn?"

"This is my dads-"

Oh. FEAR

He's immediately trying to rub it out with you, luckily the fannel's dark, and it looks like a wet stain with the jelly from the pastries gone.

"I think, yeah, you look brand new."

"Yeah, thanks haha."

"Pietro." He stuck his hand out.

"Y/n."

"I'll buy the coffees for you again."

"No. No, don't worry about it, really."

That was it too, you weren't the prettiest girl that's for sure, Pietro opted out for a more "girly girl" make-up, dresses

and you were, well you were stocky, no makeup, with a fannel, jeans with military boots.

You weren't the girl Pietro would look for or even go after

So when you both kept showing up at the small coffee shop it was a nice little friend to say Hello too

And soon that turned into sitting together

Just a quick how your week was and that usual bs

10-minute chat turned into 20, and 20 to thirty, 20 to an hour

You both often see each other with cuts and bruises but never asked

simply because you know you don't wanna be asked and he doesn't wanna be asked, so you both just knew better it seemed.

Franks fucking annoyed

WHERE TF IS HIS COFFEE

Also, it's cutting into bitchin with each other over "breakfast"

Finally, he has enough one day and just drives down to go get you.

Low and behold: there the two of you are: like some romantic couple, smiling and laughing at one another over

Pietro would admit if you asked, he had it wrong, looks aren't always everything

He enjoyed the conversation with you: you two could talk about just anything and have a smile on his face, and the same with you.

Frank, reeled back at first: he was gonna let you come to him with cold coffee...again.

"Here."

"Thanks."

"Mhm."

"Cold again, they must be getting real busy in there as of late."

"Yeah, unfortunately." Y/n chuckled.

"So who's the boy?"

"The coffee guy? Robert? or Angelo something like that." Y/n told.

"Hm. We'll just go somewhere else then-"

"What!? No!" Y/n complained, "I. I just really like the pastries here. Maria makes them from scratch."

You'll never admit it to Frank

But he knows already,

Involves Matt and Curt, on "research" fuck he even pulled Karen and Madani in

"Who's this kid?" Frank argued.

"Kids from Sokovia," Matt spoke slapping papers down on the desk

"Twin brother to Wanda Maximoff,"

"The Scarlet Witch?" Midani asked picking up the papers, "Newest addition to the Avengers."

"What do you got on him?" Frank asked Midani.

"Came here with his sister, sponsored by the one and only Tony Stark."

"He lives in the Avenger's complex." Curt added, "Securities a bitch, but was able to find a good place to scout."

"Karen?"

"Yeah they pretty much cleared it up, yet if he's on the Avenger's he has to have some type of power: some type of enhancements or powers," Karen added.

"Enhancements?"

"Well. Yeah, Here."

Karen took her own pages out and spread them out, "Captain America: chemically enhanced, Ironman: has technology beyond our age a full suit of armor, Hulk: chemically enhanced, Thor: A literal god from a different world, Black Widow: though not know it's easy to say she too had been chemically enhanced and the same for Hawkeye."

"So?" Curt asked, "It's a Weirdo's club."

"Yes, Curt, it's a Weirdo's club, a Werdio's club where they could end the whole country if they truly wanted to." Matt spoke up, "But better yet if Frank could be normal and introduce himself, I'm sure the country would end..."

"What's that suppose to mean Murdock?"

"Let's be honest, if you just introduced yourself to Mark, Y/n and him could have been very happy, even if it didn't last long," Matt spoke, obviously throwing shade at Frank.

"How do you know about Mark!?"

Ah yes Mark, you're only "boyfriend" previously, that Frank scared away.

Karen's point was that if these people had super powers, Pietro Maximoff most likely had powers as well and he should tread with caution

He didn't: he never does

But Matt had a point even tho he didn't want to admit it

So there he is knocking on the doorframe to your door.

"Hey old man."

He smiled, "Hey kid."

He walks over as she moves her feet as he sits down: "Still wondering what you're ordering for dinner?"

Frank chuckled, "Chinese?"

"Sounds good." Y/n smiled he smiled back shortly just to look back down between his legs at the floorboard below.

"Look, Kid, I know. I know you're good with this independent study crap, and I know you're responsible, you can handle yourself."

Y/n let the book fall into her lap, her hand on her temporary bookmarker, "uh, yeah thanks."

"But."

But was never good, Y/n gulped: did she have to go back to school? Ew. Did she have to stop patrolling with him?

"I. I gotta know who this guy is." He told her.

"Guy?" Y/n questioned.

"At the coffee shop, white hair, from Sokovia, Name's Pietro Maximoff?"

"Pietro? The guy I talk with at the coffee shop? We're friends-" Y/n started, but soon stopped, "How'd you know his name?"

"That's not important-"

"You spied on him!? Didn't you-"

"Kid-"

"Who'd you'd involve in it!? Curt? Midani?!" Y/n argued, "What you get Karen and Matt too!?"

Frank was quiet as Y/n fell quiet too; "You...involved Matt and Karen..."

"Kid-"

"I get Curt and Midani! But Matt and Karen!? And they helped!?" Y/n argued, "You all tell me to trust you but then instead of just asking you just get the government on them!?!"

"And you!? You lied to me!"

"Last time I was hanging out with a boy you scared him shitless I lost my only friend!" Y/n argued.

Well, you did have a point there.

And next time you see Pietro you apologize for it, he laughs and actually says he's wondering why he saw someone on a rooftop

wow, Curt real stealthy

Anyhow he says don't worry about it: but the only way he's going to forgive you is going with him to a Tony Stark Party

You agreed, shit why not

You guys spent the day talking: now that you know he's an avenger you tell him about you're own dad.

"The Punisher? Hm, this bagel is really good- That's the guy who kills criminals right?"

"Yeah...I'm his 'sidekick' I suppose."

Jaw dropped actually as you said that

Shit you're even cooler to him

"No way-"

"Yes..."

"So like...if I'm bad you're gonna pull out a gun- do you-"

There's sudden a pistol between the two of you

OH SHIT YOU DO CARRY A GUN WOAH- wait. where were you hiding it?

"I'll forget everything if: you come to the party with me and show me how to work it."

"Fair enough."

That's a total ten in his books, you're a ten now.

You're happy that he's okay with it

Also glad he's so...overly excited about it.

So you give him your address, and he promises not to tell anyone.

and you go your separate ways after about two more hours of just PURE blabbering on to one another.

Also exchanged numbers

When you get home: franks not there, and you're in your room looking at your limited clothing

What do you wear to a party?

You went with dark jeans, and a flannel you tucked into you're jeans and went to steal a belt from Frank.

Okay....a few buttons undone with no bra? Play it a little Billy Hargroves style...yeah...yeah you can do this.

Okay...yeah... yeah...

You hear a knock on the door and there's pietro.

"hey-"

"Hey..."

"Wow..."

"Too manly?"

"wow..."

Y/n waved a hand in front of Pietro, "Uh? hello?"

"Wow..."

Pietro exe has stopped working

It's funny really

Finally, he reboots though, and says you look like some sexy lumberjack that fights bears in a forest

Thank you?

God he's weird, but you love it- Like it, you like it

you guys walk till you find a cab

and the cab takes you away

Then Frank comes home, and you're nowhere to be found: he figures you're still mad at him, and he knows you come in through the window often, so he'll just chill out

and totally not become paranoid as he looks at your room.

your usual backpack is right there, just in arm's reach

No

That's being a bad father: But...in his defense he is worried

He decides to give it till nightfall

so he goes through it literally when nightfall is barely upon but there's really nothing there to make him worried.

Where could you be?

But he finds the number on your desk, with Pietro's name written on it and a game of tik take toe

Oh. He knows his best chance now

He makes his way over and sneaks in easy peasy

but oh guess who pins him to the wall, it's Matt Murdock.

"The hell you doin Murdock!" "What do you think!? Keepin' you from making a huge mistake." "Dress all up all fancy" "Had to dress the part, here put this on."

He does as forced.

"Why are you here Murdock?"

"Watchin' out for my dear niece."

"She's not you're niece."

Anyways so you stick out like a sore thumb you feel like, but Pietro keeps calling you the prettiest of the room.

You find that really hard after meeting Black Widow.

But everyone's super nice

And thor wants to challenge you: friendly of course

Pietro says you could win easily.

He's very much complimenting you all night, telling you how easily you could kick ass easily: and look like a hot lady that fights bears in the forest

Odd compliment, but it's sweet and adorable.

So you start complimenting him back.

Shameless flirting

Even Clint and Steve are gagging at it from the couch across from you

Like you were literally having a conversation with the two a second again: and then all the sudden you and Pietro were flirting with each other

"Oh but we're just friends" Steve's ass

Scott comes out and just blatantly tells you two you're a cute couple and then proceeds to sit between you two and introduce himself to you

"I'm Ant-"

"Ant-Man, I know. You're my favorite back street hero."

"I like her, keep her."

And suddenly you're talking to Scott the whole party

Talk about a cock blocker

You figure it's a good way to tease Pietro anyways, giving full divided attention to Scott's story on how he stole his superhero suit.

Okay, wait the whole store is actually unnecessarily entertaining.

"What about you? You know? Superpowers? Cool suit."

"Uh...normal, you know as a 19-year-old on independent study."

"So...no cool suit-"

Y/n pulls out a gun, causing Steve and Clint to spit out their drinks back into their cups out of shock.

"Pistol's all I can fit on me."

"Its warm..." Scott spoke, "Where do you fit this- WHY IS IT WARM-"

"May I have my date back?" Pietro asked.

Cut to Pietro literally stealing you back.

because he wants to "show you something"

and Frank's hidden in the crowded walls and sees Pietro pull you along.

someone will be getting an ass beating rn

GUESS WHO WALKED LITERALLY INTO FRAME AS YOU TWO ARE HAVING YOUR FIRST KISS

"This was the plan earlier," Pietro admitted, a small table with flowers in the middle, and a few coffee pots sitting on hot plates along with pastries, creamers, and a few sugars.

"I don't know what you drink. So. I made, a few."

"Is this what you were working up to Maximoff?" Y/n chuckled, "It's cute."

"I never did pay you back, for the coffees."

Y/n smiled, "Much obliged,"

It was amazing to say the least, maybe not the coffee, oh no Y/n didn't believe Pietro actually knew how to make coffee, but the thought of it was sweet, and changed the bitter-tasting coffee to sweet and non-burnt. They laughed back and forth in the chilly night air.

"Yes, Scott...he uh." Pietro chuckled, "Nice, but, needs more than a hint sometimes."

Y/n smiled, "I think he's...cute"

"Oh? Cute?" Pietro chuckled leaning against the railing with her, "Maybe I should help a friend out and set you two up?"

"Oh please, he's a bit too old for me, worth it for the storytelling though." Y/n teased, "plus...boys who spill coffee on me seem to be my type."

Pietro smiled at her as she smiled looking down at her mug.

"It's a bit chilly out-" Y/n spoke looking back at him, "feels better than..."

Y/n paused her cup being taken out of her hand, she let it slip from her fingers and cleared her throat looking away, "Feels better than inside, so stuffy with all those people."

"yeah..." he admitted.

It was silent, "Fuck it?" y/n asked.

"Agreed." He answered as she quickly kissed him, pressing her lips to his roughly.

it's Frank and his boyfriend matt

You pulled away so quickly and pointed your pistol at him and he did the same

Reflexes and all

But you and Frank continue to argue at gunpoint until Matt has to Daredevil kick that shit out of your hands.

"Oh, is this? Spy dad." Pietro asked

"Watch it, Pretty Boy," Frank argued

"Okay. let's calm down." Matt cut in.

"Shut it, Murdock!" Y/n and Frank shouted.

"Please," Y/n added in a softer tone.

Literally becomes the mediator for you three, Pietro is stuck between it.

Oh, he got himself into a dysfunctional family? yeah, he was in love with Y/n for sure

[lokisivy]

Electric enemies// Eddie Munson X fem! Henderson! Reader

Warning: Smut? idk how to do this

it was a day like any other With your food tray in hand, you walked to the Hellfire table. Now you didn't really play DnD, but you were in Eddie's band as one of the guitarists and sometimes lead singers.

Eddie isn't really your favorite person; he is so annoying and gets on your nerves a lot. The reason you accepted the place in the band was that your brother Dustin begged you to. Eddie was his role model and you didn't want to let your brother down, so you joined.

You weren't really popular, but when you joined the band, everyone started giving you a hard time calling you "The freaks girlfriend" or "Werdio" names they come up with so they can feel better about themselves.

You take a seat next to Dustin, sitting on the edge. "Hello, sweetheart why the long face," Eddie smirks at you before biting on the apple in his hand.

"Kill yourself Munson." you spat back with attitude.

you didn't really feel like being nice today Jason and his Jock friends came and disrupted your day.

"Oh look is the freak's girlfriend," Jason said, walking up to you. you were standing next to your locker picking up stuff for the class you were really late for.

"What do want Jason."

"Nothing Y/N." He tucked your hair behind your ears. "Get. your. hands. off of me." you say sternly

"What babe does make feel good enough for you to reject me as a varsity football player?" he didn't listen to your command instead her puts his hands on your cheeks.

"I said get your hands off." I push him off of me before i walk away

He tucks my hair pushing me against the lockers

"You know you are being such a brat a slut like you should be thankful that I even acknowledged your existence," he said really close to my face.

I whimper, turning my face to the side to avoid his face. I try to leave, but when I do that he slams again with my neck hitting my head hard against the locker.

you Snap back when Dustin calls your name.

"Are you okay?" Dustin asks

"Yeah I'm just tired, I have Gym after take my food I need to go change." You rush up.

the group knew something was up you didn't fight with Eddie today and you looked sad.

You went to the bathroom stall to throw up, you were discussed by Jason's behavior you Thought being in a band would help your college application but instead it's fucking you up.

you didn't want to quit though you loved the thrill of it and you enjoyed being around Eddie he hated you though

at least that's what you thought.

"Is she okay why is she acting off," Eddie asks the boys. Eddie knew something was up you normally acted bitchy towards him because you hated how he thought lesser of you and he did the same you guys realized how much you hate each other after that one fight after one of the performances

"you didn't follow the notes right you messed it up!" Eddie yelled at you.

"Bite me Munson as if you never mess up!" you yell back. he was being ridiculous you thought you fuck up one note and suddenly you're a bad guitarist.

"God, you can't even do one thing right."

"At least I'm not repeating my senior year for the second time!"

you pointed out each other's flaws

"Fuck you Y/N!"

"Fuck you too Eddie you think your better than me you sell fucking drugs for a living!"

"Who are you talk bro your dad hated your existence He had to throw you back to your mum!"

you knew he would say that after your parents got divorced you dad took custody of you. you lived with him for a while until he started getting drunk and taking out his anger on that when you moved back to your mum.

you tried to hold back your tears and just ended the argument

"Fuck off Munson." Your tone was lower he knew you were upset but you crossed the line and he did the same you knew that.

You back to your dressing room pick up your stuff and leave the venue. you walked home that day crying Eddie felt bad he knew that having a shitty parent isn't fun even though you hated each other deep down you guys felt an attraction.

"I don't know but Lucas said he saw Jason harassing her before lunch," Mike said.

"What do you mean?" Eddie angrily said despite your hatred towards the both of you he hated Jason more and he would kill him if he ever annoyed any of his band/ club members.

"He did what?" Dustin interfered

"I don't know he said that he called her a slut and slammed her against the lockers," Mike explained

"Carver you are a dead man!" Eddie yelled sanding up one the of table to walk to Jasons Jock's table he jumped off after reaching the end

"You want something freak?"

Eddie grabs his jacket "I think you know what I want."

"Is it about your little girlfriend god she is so pathetic cant she even take a joke."

"And you think calling her a slut is a joke!" he yelled at him before punching him.

All Eddie felt was anger he felt so protective like he can stay stuff like this but others cant deep down he never really meant it it angered him seeing someone as worthless as Jason saying horrible stuff to you

You didn't know about the fight till you were asked to the principals office.

"Is it true that Jason harassed you during the 3rd period." the principal asked

"Yes, he did."

"Did you tell anyone about it?"

"No."

"How did you find out mister Munson."

"You can tell when someone is upset right pretty sure I noticed," Eddie answered with a tone

"Eddie you have detention tomorrow Jason you're getting kicked off the basketball team return your equipment to your coach Miss Y/N head back to your class."

you leave the office with Eddie behind you he called your name but you were mad everyone will think you snitched and rumors will spread faster that the Spanish flu.

"Y/N wait."

"What Eddie what do you want!" You snaped

"Why are you upset this dick got what he deserves."

he pulls you into an empty classroom

"you act like your any different than him you are just like him Eddie."

"I'm not like him I would never hurt you the way he did."

"Do hear yourself we both know that him hurting me physically wasn't the issue it what he said Eddie and you say shit worse than this."

"I'm not like him I would never hit a woman!" he got irritated Eddie was upset that you thought this low of him it was frustrating.

"You think you helped me but you didn't now everyone won't shut up about me getting him kicked off the team because at the end of the day the woman is never the victim!"

"Well I don't think that what I did was wrong it was, in fact, the right thing and you know that this dick deserved what he got and I will be damned if anyone hurt you again!" His confession left you shock

You didn't realize he was so close to you until you subconsciously reached up to grab his face to kiss him.

without hesation he kisses you back its like everything you both wanted it but never knew till now.

he grabs your waist and pushes you against the table for you to hop on.

"God Y/N you make me insane." he paused the kiss to unbutton your blouse you see him grab the door to lock it. his lips were everywhere on your neck cheeks lips and breasts.

you grab his belt to unbuckle it but he stops you "Hey you sure about this? we don't have to. just say the word"

"I want this, I want you Eddie and if you feel the same I need you to fuck me right now on this table."

he grunts in response grabbing the half-opened shirt to rip it in half buttons flying everywhere.

"Hey, my shirt!"

"Just shut the fuck up you know you like it."

he was right, you did like it, it was so hot

He grabs your tits from your bra he teases your nipples with his thumb before replacing them with his mouth.

"Oh, Eddie" you moan when his hand travels to your skirt.

"You praying for me darling?" he says

he rolls up to your skirt and removes your panties to shove them in his pocket.

he runs his finger through your wet folds

"Already so wet for me baby."

he kneels in front of your wet heat, attacking it with his lips licking your folds, collecting all your juices. you place your hands on his hair, pulling like your life depended on it, he moans against you from your pulling.

your orgasm builds very quickly, he knew what he was doing to get on the brink of your orgasm.

"Eddie I m so close!" You moan very loud

"Shh baby your gonna get us caught," he says between breaths

"Fuck Eddie..." you when your orgasm washes over you.

You pant trying to catch your breath. When you recover you grab Eddie by his belt, unbuckling it to pull down his pants

"Don't that again or what happens next isn't my responsibility."

"Oh I'm eager to know." you look up between your lashes

he grabs you by your hair tilting your head up so he can lean down and kiss you "God I hate you." he says between kisses

"Me too."

he grabs my legs to pull me closer to him, I stabilize my upper body with my hands behind me. he positions himself between my opening, slowly sinking in making the both of us let out a shaky breath.

"fuck your tight." he sinks in more, hitting the spot you craved for. earning a moan from you

"and you're so big." you moan when he pulls out to slide back in again,

you knew Eddie was gonna be big, the outline of his cock was huge when you saw through his jeans. With his attitude and confidence, you just knew it, but it was bigger than you thought.

"I will fuck that attitude out of you so can shut the fuck up for once and say thank you rather than arguing." his pace was slow you needed more than that

"Eddie faster." you whimper

he instead goes slower

"What did you say baby?" he was edging you and his pace was so good it was painful "Eddie please!" you cry

"Please what?" he teased you

oh god, you knew what he wanted you to call him, he always had a thing for it, he told you once when you were high and drunk at one of the parties we performed in.

"Please Daddy I need you to go faster and harder I want you to make me cum so hard you won't be able to move in me." he didn't even wait; he pick up the pace making the table rock with your rhythm

you saw stars when he took one of your legs and placed it on his shoulder.

"Fuck I'm so close." you moan he was hitting your cervix over and over making your hands give out.

"Cum for me sweetheart," he responds, making his way to your clit to help you reach your high.

within seconds your orgasm hits you so hard, making you see stars when you roll your eyes

"Fuck Y/N" Eddie moaned releasing inside of you his warm load.

"This was the best sex I've had," you confess you are too cock drunk to even care

"me too."

[dixiec89]

People calling Jon Snow 'daddy', grow the fuck up!

Like I get that you might like book Jon Snow, but ffs werdios, people in their 30s are not 'daddy'!