#What is happening?

[ominous-duck-epistule]

What is it with Cleo’s presence that makes people say the weirdest things?

-When Cleo showed up at Lizzie’s base, Lizzie suddenly started talking about nipples

-They showed up at the Mounders’ and Mumbo talked about seeing inside people’s shield holes

-And now when she visits again, Pearl says that everyone wants to see her mound

I’m sure there are more instances, but these are the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

[cinamun]

I need to go home | Next

[northstarofthewildeast]

The Vagabond finally steps into The Wild East, pulling his letter from his pocket as he goes over it one more time.

Of course he'd love drinks. It'll help wrap his mind around how things haven't gone to shit ever since his connection to these universes was severed for years. And also how the love's been treating him, about the kid, how North Star was doing, that would be nice.

Anything would have worked, as long as it distracted questions about his life.

The doors to the saloon bust open as Apollo stands, rim-lit and shadowed like he's a charming mysterious stranger from those southern movies.

"...Ahem. Sorry. Trying to find a buddy."

He wordlessly takes a bar seat and waits for North Star.

《★》

@griftofprophecy

A few shuffles and a whip crack, you hear Starlo doing a performance- Well, more so a ruckus, at the Saloon's stage. Him and the posse seem to be doing lasso tricks on stage, and as amazing as Starlo was at his lasso, the eventual accidents happen, and Mooch happened to roll off the stage, and into the wall. Monsters burst into laughter as Mooch smiled and stood up, bowing gracefully as if nothing had happened.

Starlo sees the stranger walk into the saloon, squinting his eyes to check who it is... A familiar face! It's...

Hmm? Suspiciously, everyone seemed to be scattering about, but mostly the Feisty Four. They seem to be a panic... And so is Starlo himself?

Okay, what in TARNATION is happening?

[a-commas-a-pause]

Wait WHAT?

[auntie-venom]

[mondieuwordnerd]

So cool they're fleshing out the dhamphir and giving them rituals and a culture that rival the moroi.

It gives them depth.

But I will eat glass before I accept that DIMITRI BELIKOV dances no matter the occasion.

But whoever this man is supposed to be, god damn Kieron Moore and Sisi Stringer have 🔥🔥🔥 chemistry. The lord giveth and he taketh away 😂

[bestshipcaptainswan]

Ok we know Chris is coming back, so a scene when he comes to Lucy's apartment (like maybe trying convince her the breakup was a mistake or he left sth there and wanted to pick it up) and they're talking and suddenly Tim is opening the door WITH HIS OWN KEY and says sth like: "hey baby, sorry I'm late". Like can you imagine Chris in that moment? The look on his face would be priceless 😂

[folkhoax]

the great war in a bargaining playlist???????? what is going on, @taylorswift????

[thetruemek]

got mauled by a chihuahua at my cousin's gender reveal party today. most bewildering.

[astonmartingf]

stop the clock, wym sainz, leclerc, piastri

[blackladynerd]

Now it looks like 1,000 signatures have disappeared from the official OFMD renewal petition…😳

[sophietv]

Today is the anniversary of Sue's wedding with Emily's brother????

And she sang Ivy???

[sandeewithtwoe]

Grass

Munch

[allyheart707]

Just because they were first doesn’t mean that the best! I will steal their identity as I did yours Ally :)

-not ally

Now, now Imposter Not Ally, I love all my imposters equally, thank you very much. Your both the best.

If these were me sending myself asks, wouldn't that mean that I'm telling myself, myself and myself that I am the best? Yes.

I love that.

[respectthepetty]

Poppy has arrived in Chains of Heart!

Look at the smug bastard looking delicious in his villain era. Poppy always looks so damn fine in a suit.

I still have no idea what is happening in the second episode of Chains of Heart, but it remains visually delectable.

Even when depicting death, it's beautiful!

Chains of Heart is serving looks not answers.

[literallycatnap]

Does anybody know what the living fuck is happening on the Qsmp?!?!??! I've been at school and living.... WHAT THE FUCK IS PURGATORY!? HELP