#Wheatus

[2000s-music-tourney]

[dreamings-free]

aw Wheatus! ❤️ 3/6/24

Teenage Dirtbag cover revival maybe, Louis ??!

[slowdive1994]

songs you play on guitar with capo on 4th fret are my favourites ever actually

[mackmunchiez]

amazing wheatus reference!!?!

more art i did of max ^^

[imactuallyagiraffe]

attention all emos. imagine this mashup, if you will.

im just a flea bag, no body loves me -> im just a kid and, life is a nightmare -> im just a teenage dirtbag baby like yewwww

[louisupdates]

Wheatus, commenting on Louis Tomlinson’s tweet about FITFWT24: Mexico City [3.6.2024]

[flare0227]

does this make any sense.

[tomsmusictaste]

EARLY 2000's — A Busted Parody

Forgive my vocals being a little rough on this, but I've had and loved this idea for ages and just couldn't wait any longer to share it - Enjoy!

Full lyrics:

One day, when I came home at lunchtime I heard a familiar noise Went out to the backyard to find a CD by Fall Out Boy Stood there and remembered '03 and Wished I was back again

Somebody build me a time machine And take me back to the scene Yeah, yeah

So take me back to the Early 2000's Too much has changed since the days of pop-punk bands Fountains Of Wayne, New Found Glory, Simple Plan, The Starting Line (The Starting Line)

Take me to a Warped Tour from a past spring And I'll see We The Kings Check Yes, Juliet let's sing a love song And another one Triple J are playing Green Day and It's fuckin' amazing

Somebody build us a time machine Let's go see Avril Lavigne Yeah, yeah

So take me back to the Early 2000's Too much has changed since the days of pop-punk bands Blink-182 and Weezer and The Starting Line (The Starting Line)

Please take me back to the Early 2000's Good Charlotte just released The Anthem Sum 41 dropped a debut album To quote Feeling This, 'get ready for action'

So take me back to the Early 2000's GC just released The Anthem Sum 41 have a second album, second album, second album...

Somebody build me a time machine And take me back to the scene Yeah, yeah

So take me back to the Early 2000's Too much has changed since the days of pop-punk bands Jimmy, Mayday Parade, Evanescence (Evanescence) The Starting Line (The Starting Line)

So take me back to the Early 2000's Too much has changed since the days of pop-punk bands Lit, A Day To Remember, Wheatus and The Starting Line Ohhhhhhh!

So take me back to the Early 2000's Too much has changed since the days of pop-punk bands Yellowcard, MCR, Paramore and The Starting Line (The Starting Line)

So take me back to the Early 2000's Too much has changed since the days of pop-punk bands Bowling, Offspring, All American Rejects The Starting Line (I'm out of rhymes...)

...

[To the tune of Best Of Me by The Starting Line]

Tell me what you thought about 2001 When we were young— Okay, no that's enough.

Parody lyrics by Tom H. Jordan AKA Boy Without A Crown. Original song by Busted. If anyone wishes to record their own version of this with better vocals and more than a karaoke backing track, you have my permission on the condition that I am fully credited and that I am sent a link to your version.

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

POV

It’s Valentine’s Day

The farmer is singing along to wheatus’s Teenage dirtbag, whilst they prepared a Valentine’s Day movie night in with Homemade Pizza & Pepper poppers for the pair of them. Shane walks in on them but they don’t notice him until they hear him singing the part ‘I got two tickets to iron maiden baby, Come with me Friday, don't say maybe. I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you…’ They slowly turn around to face him they were stood in a flour covered apron with the pizza base shaped out into a large circle, the farmer was just about to add the toppings to the pizza. They gave him a loving heart warming smile, utterly melting at not only the sight of their beloved partner Shane but hearing him singing along to a cherished song of theirs, definitely makes them so giddy & weak in the knees. The Farmer shuffled over to Shane wrapping their arms around him in a tight loving embrace, peppering his face with kisses. The farmers hands slowly lowered from around Shane’s neck, slowly moving to caress Shane’s cheek. Feeling his stumble against their thumb, not minding it one bit, they loved his five o’clock shadow, it suited him. Both the farmer & Shane stared lovingly at one another, their hearts quickened at the sight of one another. They both wanted to ravish each other in a tender loving kiss but they waited for the other to make the first move. Although they both loved each other very much they both had the same anxious thought process. They both overthought almost everything, it was a bad habit that they both were trying to get better at. The pair of them both leaned in for a kiss but due to the slight height difference between the farmer & shane, it didn’t end so well for the both of them. The two of them being impatient & just wanting to make out with each other lovingly & carnally at the same time resulted in bumping their heads together. It was painful but they both scrambled to kiss each other.

——— Highly suggestive smut below ———

Shane ended up pulling the farmer close to him by the hand, holding it tenderly & lovingly in his grasp close to his chest, his other hand gently resting under the farmers chin, nudging their head up so their eyes meet. This time taking it slowly, even though they were both hungry for each others lips. The farmer felt themselves blushing hard, their cheeks were glowing a tinge of pinky red, their eyes slightly adverted from Shane’s. They bite their lip timidly, their eyes returned to his gaze. No words uttered between them, Shane smirked softly, before leaning in closer to you, lips almost touching, the pair of them both closed their eyes as Shane, gently teased the farmer in a playful loving way by ghostly dragging his lips across theirs. The farmer gasps softly at the sensation. Craving for their lips to just crash against each other in a heated passionate frenzy. Shane was a tease, he couldn’t help himself. Shane knew he too wanted to get into a messy heated kiss but he also wanted to hear the farmer, beg a little. Shane lowered his head, pressing it into the crook of the farmers neck, breathing in their scent. He knew he had to pace himself control himself, he couldn’t let his urges & desires ruin this. He slowly left soft gentle kisses against their neck. The farmer, trembled slightly, their breath hitched upon the contact of his lips against their neck. He knew their neck was their weak spot, they would agree to just about anything. However, he would always double check with them that they were sure they wanted to go ahead with whatever was asked. They both wanted to make sure that they were both okay with what was asked & agreed on using safe words or triple tapping their thigh to signal they wanted to stop. Consent was everything, it was sexy. They would never do anything to hurt one another & if things got too much for either one they both would take the time to talk it out, cuddle & clean up. Aftercare was highly important to the both of them. Shane slowly deepened his kisses against the farmers neck, occasionally dragging his tongue along their neck. This really made the farmer weak to their knees, they were trembling, their free hand scrambled to find something to grab a hold of, cling too. They placed their trembling hand onto his shoulder, gripping it tightly. They didn’t utter a word but Shane could hear them attempting to suppress their whimpers, their tiny little moans. ❛Cmon now pumpkin, don’t be shy…Let daddy hear those pretty little moans spill from those pretty lips of yours. It’s just the two of us love…❜ Shane spoke in a soft tone of voice. The farmer in all honesty was rather shy, Shane was their first serious relationship, their first serious partner. They didn’t want to mess up this relationship they had with Shane.

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

I've been wondering about the opening to Teenage Dirtbag since I heard two people discussing it on a podcast and they both had different interpretations.

Before the question, here's a quick reminder of the lyrics

Or listen here

Anyway...

[dreamings-free]

​…and even more love for Louis from Wheatus 4/6/24

Louis singing Silver Tongues in Mexico City 1/6/24

[notaplaceofhonour]

“her boyfriend’s a dick, he brings a gun to school” was a very different line in 2000

[wienersmosh]

LET’S BURN THIS TO THE GROUND • an ian + anthony playlist

[glitchcipher]

Higher quality space phase cause why not

SILLIE BILLIES

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag (2000)

[agaypanic]

agaypanic's Reese Wilkerson Playlist

MITM Masterlist | Main Masterlist

if you want something to listen to while you read my reese wilkerson fics, here you go! if yall have any suggestions for what to add on this playlist, lmk in the comments!!

Spotify Link

Tongue Tied - Grouplove

She's Kinda Hot - 5 Seconds of Summer

Here's to Never Growing Up - Avril Lavigne

8TEEN - Khalid

Animal - Neon Trees

Bad for Business - Sabrina Carpenter

Burned - Grace VanderWaal

Complicated - Avril Lavigne

Daisy - Ashnikko

Detention - Melanie Martinez

Everybody Talks - Neon Trees

Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus

Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne