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"Oh, she looks like a meth head" no she doesn't – she just looks tired. Which you would, too, if you were pulling double shifts because all the other Oompa-Loompas bailed when it became clear what a shitshow the event was and you've spent the last 90 minutes getting hassled by the parents of crying children after the candy table ran out of candy.
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let him cook
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From the Glasgow Dashcon 2: Electric Bugaloo script:
One of the funniest things about this is that the Unknown just wanted to graffiti things?? And then was swiftly and decisively vanquished by sparkles, the power of creativity, and a vacuum.
I am currently pleading with every cell in my body that a video of the Unknown being ‘gently swept up’ by a robot vacuum will surface. Please. I need it for Tumblr sexyman for posterity: Oh Poor Little Meow Meow, Trapped In Vacuum For Graffiti and Evil Chocolate Crimes.
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What is that,,,, it’s the unknown,,,,
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Wonka x The Unknown
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I'm obsessed with artists making fanart of the terrible Willy Wonka fiasco. Please keep doing it, it brings me so much joy
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Willy Wonka Glasgow Experience but it's just the School of Mensis
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Just a super quick sketch of everyone's favorite Willy Wonka character: The Unknown
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If you know you know
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still thinking about that Scottish Willy Wonka experience with the sad oompa loompa and the Unknown ✨
(my art socials)
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What if the Unknown is actually a health inspector to make sure the chocolate factory is up to code and has to hide in the walls, and willy wonka slanders his name because the health inspectors will shut down his factory for multiple health and safety violations.
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I think people miss the funniest part about Willy Wonka Glasgow Experience which is that it wasn't even Willy Wonka.
Warner Bros owns exclusive license to the book and associated characters so instead it was about Willy McDuff, Original Character Do Not Steal. Which appears to have been accomplished with a hasty Search and Replace from Wonka to McDuff. In a baffling choice, Oompa Loompas are Wonkidoodles... which is clearly derived from "Wonka".
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I've been seeing a lot of the picture of the poor woman who has inadvertently become the face of the Glasgow Willy Wonka event. Can we start passing this one around, where she's working admirably to give the kids there a good experience in spite of the hideously under-delivered one-jellybean-per-child shitshow?
Credit to @ForeverElSanto
Like if I had someone taking pictures of me on the clock at a customer-facing event, I'd hope they'd use the one showing me where I was, yknow, working, instead of on my break staring through the walls in disbelief at the state of things.
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They found and interviewed the depressed oompa-loompa lady btw. if you care.
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