#WorkEmails

[sw33tkamot3]

A Day of Dreams, Wet Beds, and Restless Energy - Monday, February 24th, 2025

Today started early. I left work about an hour early, at 6:00 AM, and headed straight home. I brushed my teeth and jumped into bed. I fell asleep shortly after Vanessa left. My sleep, however, was incredibly disrupted. I'd had a dream and, to my dismay, wet the bed. This necessitated washing all the blankets and resorting to sleeping on the living room couch.

While in the shower, I called Vanessa to confess my embarrassing mishap. She responded by saying the last time she had wet the bed she was 4 years old, and that I always pee the bed. After my shower, I went to sleep on the couch and put all the bedding in the wash. My sleep was very choppy throughout the day.

Vanessa came home early, feeling unwell and opting to work the rest of her shift from home. I was asleep on the couch when she arrived. She hugged and kissed me, and I got up to use the restroom. I had a little PTSD from wetting the bed, and it was difficult to fall back asleep. I think I only managed four or five hours of sleep total.

I got up to eat and enjoyed some leftover carne asada while Vanessa worked from her home office. I fell asleep again and woke up around 4:00 PM. Vanessa finished her shift, and I was still wearing my red pajamas and a red t-shirt. She told me she was done with her period, and I jokingly told her she now owed me, because I got the new job, and I wanted to eat her ass. I simulated eating her ass on her buns while she squinted and closed her eyes, and I described the terrible things I would do to her body. We wrestled a little, and she choked me in bed. I pinned her to the bed, leaving a couple of bruises on her arms, and kissed her belly and hips all over.

We stopped and started cleaning the house and fixing the bed. Vanessa finished washing the blankets while I napped a little. We made the bed together, but our mattress was looking a bit worn. We definitely need a new one, but we don't have the money yet. I responded to a few work emails, but I won't receive the information for the background check until March 3rd.

After we fixed the bed, I put the washcloths in the washing machine, and Vanessa and I went to visit my parents with Coco. We stole some vanilla ice cream and a couple of pieces of apple pie while discussing politics, Musk, Trump, and Dan Bongino. We stayed for a short while before heading back home so I could shower and try to nap before work. All I'm thinking about is making an excuse to leave work early tonight.

After I showered, Vanessa hopped in, and I went to bed. She joined me after her shower, somewhat reluctantly. We wrestled in bed with hugs and kisses, and we fell asleep around 9:00 PM. I was out, and so was my lovely wife. I woke up to the Alexa alarm at 10:00 PM and got ready for work. Vanessa was still sleeping when I left. I called Noemi before starting work, and we talked about my dream. The end.

[saikrishnans]

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[catfever7]

Last work day of this year.. #2021 #adios #wfhlife #workemails (at Oregon City, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYHeeWPvBfGYf7ApVwVOEAO5c8ZQRp27nk5IoQ0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[tealartiste-blog]

August 27, 2018

1847, in bed

Warm, contented, peaceful. Lazy eyes gloss over static phone images while the mind slowly awakens. A question floats in the recesses of the psyche: what have I left undone? Surely it can wait till tomorrow. Evening had leached all urgency from her bones as she snuggled between her beloved husband and child, the furbaby keeping her feet warm. Surely...

NEW STUDENT WORKER!

TRAINING!

VISIONS OF DOOM AND DISMEMBERMENT!

She leaps from the bed, blows kisses to a bewildered spouse and wailing child, throws on random clothes in the dark, hastily hugs the dog, and races towards the university. Another day, another penny, another email that rendered the whole dash useless.

Disbelief, anger, resignation.

Back home to bed and snuggles she goes, grateful that she has the time to enjoy them.

[henriete41]

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[pointsincase]

You don’t even think twice before you throw my ass out on the frontlines now. I’m a pawn. Cannon fodder. Butt naked and armed with a squirt gun that’s filled to the brim with insultingly transparent enthusiasm. Oh, really? You’re that fired up about Gabe’s oatmeal raisin cookies in the break room? You’re not fooling anybody that you “dream about those bad boys!” The same “bad boys!” you’ve described in private as “having the texture and taste of a Halloween mask of a witch.” . No. Forget that. You’ve used me to death and stripped away any potential credibility that I once had. Every time you tell one of your team members that they’re a “rockstar!” just remember that I’m the Oscar-caliber actor that has to go out there with the cameras rolling and read that SciFi script you wrote on a bender sophomore year of college with absolute sincerity. It’s garbage, man. . I remember way back when you first started to use me. You were timid. Scared, even. And motherfucker, you should have been. I’m the Exclamation Mark. I’m an Ifrit you need to think twice about before calling up from the depths of hell to give your words some balls. If I had it my way, pressing “shift + 1” would be like launching a missile during the cold war. You’re going to have to get approval from the President and call in a buddy to turn two keys at the same time before slapping me into an email. . Article by Mac Faber #workemails #workemail #exclamation #exclamationmark #enoughalready #periodpositive https://www.instagram.com/p/B-DMg7ig5Kx/?igshid=r76zalq9npub

[aviralz]

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[ozkamal]

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[helloamc]

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[shevonne]

It seems like you think you leave it behind when you leave elementary school and high school and stuff. Sometimes you think you leave the bullying and all that stuff behind, but you don’t. So let’s get started talking about some insightful advice that I would give my kids, my niece, my nephew about work. The first thing is at work, you have to be very professional. There probably are situations that if you were outside of work, you would probably handle differently. But at work, you can do those things; you have to have a level of professionalism. Even if someone is pissing you off, you have to basically check them in a way that is not insulting, is not degrading, and makes you cover yourself. So the first thing that I would do is anytime you’re meeting with someone, especially you’re having some type of conflict with them, make sure you follow up via email because you don’t want it to get to a point where it escalates. And then you don’t have any paper trail to back you up. Make sure that you document everything. It might annoy the other person, but who cares. This is your career. Anytime you speak with someone, make sure that you send a follow-up email in that email. They can respond if they think that there is something that you didn’t really get correct. But at least you have a paper trail that goes with that, so if you ever escalate. I have met people who have had to escalate to even a higher level in my career. There was even one coworker who had to actually hire attorneys. And that is why it’s so important to document the other thing as well. #careertips #careeradvice #dealingwithcoworkers #workemail https://www.instagram.com/p/CYCLwjloFzV/?utm_medium=tumblr

[increasingcapacity]

Who's done this? 🖐🏼 Email etiquette tip: Slow down! double check that attachments are actually attached, proofread, and have an appropriate greeting and close out. #emailetiquette #email #workemail #increasingcapacity for a #bettertomorrow https://www.instagram.com/p/CBYGZD6D8QU/?igshid=4ae7dd9nkvb7

[noortjelanterfanter]

I'm getting a little bit better... I guess. Answered some workemails and fet very overwhelmed after. Spent some time staring at the ceiling, then plucking three more Grey hairs. I also did a load of loandry, although it's still going so I wonder if I can get myself to hang it too. I even cleaned the microwave plate because it started to smell. I don't have the energy to do anything fun though. The idea of picking up my steamdeck and play a game repulses me. I might grab my gameboy, but I doubt I'd be able to focus. I'm done watching shows... so I'm kind of stuck in limbo now.

Still more or less on track with the diet today. Except I'll pretty much have a full chicken for dinner. It is my comfort food ans chicken is better than a lot of other options. I do have some comfort food in the house but I'm pretty much saving it for the entire weekend, so it's something. I'd consider this a pretty damn good day if I wasn't so drained and sad.

[aprilcarmen]

I spit my water outta my mouth a little laughing when I read this! 😆 #petty #workemail https://www.instagram.com/p/BuNvsWojS-X/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1403gxujedcxb

[trapstrblog]

[r0byates]

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