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[jay-joy113]

Please make more drabbles for (dnd!AU) knight!jason with witch/wizard!reader 🥺👉👈💦

Of fuking course! Im so exited this is my first request!!!

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Jason didn’t like going to the capital, that place was full of snobs and most important his adoptive father, The fuking duke, Bruce Wayne the first. But he needed to go, war started and he was called to protect the royal family (He would rather die in the battle fild but ok).

The only reason he compromised was because his ACTUAL parental figure, Alfred, sent a letter. And he refused to make the old man sad. So to the capital he went.

At the entrance he already saw the homeless beggers on the side ways. It was once him, but he didn’t want to remember. A bit further he passed by the more wealthy part of the capital, the nobles usualy shoped for exotic things there. Some of the less educated simply saw him as an ordinary pennyless knight, who would certantly die. Other knew him, afther all he was an familiar face in the back street fighting arenas Who some of them enjoyed, Who doesn't love seeing poor people killing each other for money?

Finally, at the palace entrance, all Jason could pray about was that he didn’t need to care for the annoying emperor, he would rather guard the young heir or anyone but the emperor. And it seems his prayer was heard, aparently his job would be guard the royal mage. He didn’t even know that was an choice. He needed to scort them to the enemy territory to do an magical attack. Now, ussualy war there was a bit more... hands on. But they were in a war with the damn elfs, those fuckers were pretty much immune to physical damage because of their magical stone.

On their way to the elven queendom, he lerned a bit more about the mage, they were actually an wanted criminal in many realms because of their necromancy studies. Jason felt conflicted, for one he hated necromencers, those fuckers made him come back against his will. On the other hand you said you only use the corpses of people who agreed before hand or enemys. Another thing he lerned about you was that you were an certain blonde smoker aprentice. You yapped a lot actually. So much you didn’t even notice how much yall walked already.

Maybe you aren't that bad.

Or maybe he just went soft afther you curled to his side on the makeshift bed for the night.

Jason doesn't hate the capital that much anymore. Maybe he could pay you a visit again? Maybe you two could hang out outside work?

Thanks for reading!

[eatingsomegreeneggos]

I cannot wait for Wish to come out this year! Some crossover art with the original wish lady because we love pretty tall women ✨️💙

[unfunnyaceartist]

Vent post ahead that may change your view on me and that may sound dramatic (NOT DIRECTED AT ANYONE, THIS IS JUST IN GENERAL) Mostly just to get out my feelings. I only ask that if you look, to be kind and understanding and patient. Also the tags are silly and id appreciate if you read em. id appreciate if you didnt ask me anything on it

I feel toxic sometimes because i can get so jealous i borderline gatekeep things and I always feel so bad because its never intentional but then I end up hating myself because I know its unhealthy and irrational but I cant help it, and I know im so lucky and have a lot in many senses of the word, but at times it feels like they can be taking everything, because when I like someone or something, they tend to matter a fuck-ton to me. Im sorry to anyone ive lashed out at a bit for them wanting what I have, I really am. Its not coming from a place of hostility, rather a place of trauma responses and hyperfixation that stem from my adhd and autism but like when I try something and it goes great, and then someone else is like "OOH thats awesome I wanna do that too" It feels almost like when Im finally happy or excited or proud to have something, someone comes and takes it. Usually Ill play it off as a joke, but in reality, its complete honesty that im trying to soften so I dont upset anyone, especially when its over fiction or a person, because I do NOT own them and I know that, but it bothers me when someone swoops in to do the exact same things or even one-up especially when its really soon after me, and since my self worth is already abysmal, it just makes me feel worse, like I should be lucky to have what I do to begin with, but I feel the need to hold it close to me and protect it so I dont lose things that make me really happy.

Recently Ive even started reverse gatekeeping in response to others, where ill just tell myself I cant or dont deserve to have anything special because I'm not, and only others can enjoy this. But thats why people making me ship content makes me so happy. Its dumb to get jealous over others selfshipping with a character I like. Its dumb to get upset over someone I know copying or taking heavy inspiration from one of my ideas. Its dumb to get possessive over someone else trying to befriend my new awesome friends or wife/wives. I rarely selfship anymore due to my reverse gatekeeping and instead serve the others who simp or enjoy content. I provide since I feel I cant take. It makes me happy and distracts me. But the moment someone else does something similar to what is my toxic coping mechanism for my toxic coping mechanism, it only hurts worse. Thats why sometimes, for example, I get a bit snappy when someone else provides gummybunny (that and also shipping jealousy sometimes). Thats why I get snappy when I make a friend someone else super cool and then another person comes in and wants to befriend them (No darken, this wasnt directed at you, its happened more than once with more than one person but I know how you tend to assume). I LOVE giving but I hate sharing, because all my life whenever I shared, I lost something.

Introduce a friend to a friend? They leave me behind for eachother. Let someone wear my fitbit because they wanted to feel "rich"? It got stolen. Give money to someone in a "rough spot" who promised to repay me somehow? Never saw them again. I was always so trusting and understanding, and I always made excuses for others. Always so naive and gullible. So much so, in fact, that in elementary I kept letting my bullies pretend to be my friends when they claimed they changed, and let them destroy any ounce of worth I had whatsoever. Things that make me happy I CHERISH because of all the things ive lost and all my experiences. Ive never been hit, not once, but the abuse all my life came emotionally and mentally, and I only recently realized through therapy. Now its hard to trust people in certain situations. Sorry for my probably hard to follow and melodramatic rant.

sorry im dumb haha

[star-mum]

Okay OP nation I have some (maybe controversial) statements about the Straw Hats and I need y’all to listEN FIRST OKAY- HEAR ME OUT

Boyfriend: Zoro and Franky

Husband: Usopp and Sanji

Girlfriend: Nami

Wife: Robin

Luffy: Aroace king

[leezuhh]

why did i ever listen to random tumblrinas tell me that all popular music nowadays is boring and/or bad. shut up and go listen to megan thee stallion

[worldwright]

An interesting thing I noticed at Geek Girl Con is the sheer difference in the number of people who recognized 98 Vash as compared to Sakura Con.

My working theory is that the demographic for GGC trends quite a bit older than for SC, and so I happened across a lot more people who were in the first wave of Trigun fandom decades ago.

This is honestly one of my favorite parts of this fandom -- just that it's Been Around, technically for longer than I've been alive. I see trimax art from 2013 reblogged and it just gives me warm fuzzies. This community survives. I'm so happy to be a part of it.

[allhailthefrog]

hot take thatll probably get me bullied off this platform but those drawing where people draw their favorite fictional charcters with signs that say “free palastine 🍉” are just “hello kitty says acab” rebranded

[like-sands-of-time]

Idk this is just personal but Rey being light itself, the balance to bens darkness, etc etc doesn't have to mean she believes the Jedi code? Like,,,, at all? It's actually kind of irrelevant really. If either of them holds any weight on Jedi beliefs it's Ben who studied them for ten years.

This is a girl who for her entire childhood survived. Not like Ben did, but Survived. She went hungry. She went without. She survived it, and came through with the instincts and skills to back her up.

A girl like that, Light and Good as I believe she is, is gonna be a bit less *gasp* *faint* about the concepts surrounding "darkness" and even the concept of death in general. All of them, really.

I don't believe she'd like the Jedi code at all frankly, and find it ridiculously stifling and judgemental and very hypocritical.

I also don't think she'd cry herself to sleep at night about the concept of killing someone. Not someone dying that she cares about but that she killed someone by her own hands. Perhaps that is entirely just me, but her will to survive would be strong. I think that when people throw in her not having etiquette or eating like a pig or not having a formal education in fics it's accurate but done in a sweet way. It's cute. Anything they do is cute, but it's an easy fix type situation.

But how about a Rey who has her own moral code that she sticks to (just like Ben that's familiar !!) And they're both morally grey, one leaning dark and the other leaning light, but definitely meeting in the middle. None of this Rey is a pure maiden saint stuff though you can use those concepts.

She was already a badass with a staff and it's hardly like she had sparring buddies. She Survived. We of course have to assume what that means but I assume that means she's a badass main character who isn't going to pull her punches when it comes to eliminating evil in the galaxy. She's not gonna let rapists or murderers go just because "it wouldn't be right to kill" she's gonna do it herself. I see her and her Light as Mother and vengeance.. willing and able to protect all those she cares for. Which includes Ben btw

[oseathepebble]

Hey, just a quick reminder

Just because there are worse things out there, doesn't mean your shitty thing is any less shitty :)

"B-B-But I never drew an adult and a minor having sex explicitly 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I just drew them in a sexual situation🥺🥺🥺🥺T-T-There's so much worse things out there! 🥺🥺🥺"

BE FUCKING FOR REAL

[honeyedbrie]

I'm rewatching the hunger games for reasons and I just had a thought that really touched me: if Rue had survived with Katniss till the end, it would have been the exact same scenario as w Peeta, bc there is no way either of those two would have killed each other, but it would have made a very different story.

the fact that remains consistent through any storyline with Katniss is that she would never intentionally harm a friend, and she will protect them at all costs. so no matter who she survived with if she had an alliance, and it came down to her and her alliance, she wouldn't have been able to do it.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that it was all doomed from the beginning: from the second that Effie drew Prim's name, there was no hope for the capitol.

[toytulini]

feels very strange to get podcast ads about how pride friendly orlando is rn what with the current political conditions of florida for very large swathes of the queer community

i mean i dont have any suggestions for like idk the marketing team of the orlando tourism board to do any better like i certainly wouldnt know how to advertise rn, thats a rough hand youre stuck with and i hope your shit ass transphobe fascist politicians drop dead.

just. wild to hear rn

[thisismeracing]

Okayyyy, I’m getting some things done in here and I’ll be back in an hour or so to have thots/tipsy thots night with you guys! 🫶🏾 You can start sending them and I’ll answer everything once Im back *mwah*

[rat-rosemary]

Being parasocial with Dream? No. Im being parasocial with tumblr dranti Quackity stans

[cherry-bomb-ships]

(I wanted to give a quick thank you to everyone who sent in an ask for my anniversary with Arthur yesterday. You all made it very fun! And I'll be sure to answer the ones I didn't have time to get around to!)

(On a side note, I saw a clip of Eggman in the new Sonic game and.... uh oh sisters.... 😳👉👈)

[judyalvqrez]

the way people are once again removing all the nuance and moral greyness and complexity out of the last of us, but especially joel miller’s character is kinda concerning lol

[gardenofgods]

Diancie’s manager for everything relating to her music is actually a Carbink by the name of Dace. They’ve been glamoured so that they can work alongside her, undetected in their role.

It was their idea that they be her manager, and Dace has fulfilled the role spectacularly, spending countless sleepless nights researching the ins and outs of music production, concerts, etc. With Diancie’s help, the two of them set up the concerts and book the venue all on their own. All of the staff at Diancie’s concerts as well, are actually her Carbink in disguise, utilizing glamour and fae magic to give themselves human guises.

Two other Carbink, Bort and Merrick, tend to work as security and act as her bodyguards for her events, while Allotrope tends to run concessions and merchandise stands with their bubbly and jovial personality.

All of her four main Carbink are Carbink that have been with her for countless centuries. In the past, Dace was her personal servant, helping dress her, do her makeup, along with bringing her food. Bort and Merrick were her personal knights, escorting her places when needed and protecting her in moments of danger. Allotrope acted as her secondary servant towards nighttime, when Dace was resting, and was responsible for bringing Diancie her food and getting her into her sleepwear when it was time for bed.

Nowadays, their roles are a bit different. They do still sometimes take on their servant and knight roles of the past, but it isn’t as necessary anymore. When Diancie is in the fae realm, they will still tend to her like in the past, but things are much more lax as far as dressing/protecting her goes unless there’s an important meeting or gathering.