#YEAH IMA TAG THE SHIT OUTTA THIS

[riatheghoul]

Outta Control

Pairing: Vernon Chwe x Black Reader

Song: Outta Control by Destin Conrad

Warnings: fluff, pet names used: baby for reader and babe, honey, and lover for Vernon, this is just cute couple shit and i love it sm.

Word count: 697

Request(?): nope

Disclaimers: I do NOT own any of these picture credits to the owners and this is PURE FICTION ALSO UNEDITED

Tag list: @cookiesdiaryx @penny44224 @heeyboooo

“Ran out of ways to say it, I know your shit too fire.”

“It took like two, three days, and I'on't rush shit either.”

“Little do you know, I'm your baby, you just don't see me in that light.”

“But when I get to showing off, touching you in private.”

“I can tell that you won't fight it, yeah, oh.”

You body swayed while you did your lil two step. The music is loud blaring through your large flat screen tv while you swept the floor.  Today is cleaning day well, more so a cleaning morning. You wanted to do something for your boyfriend because schedules are just starting to pick back up again and he’ll need all the help he can get. So, this morning when he left for the gym you got up you put on one of his shirts and some black shorts under for comfort then got to work.

You continued to dance around your living room grinding, letting the music take over for a moment. You hadn’t felt the pair of eyes on you watching your every move. Nor did you hear the footsteps get closer to you, but you did feel an arm snake around your waist pulling you in so close that you felt someone breath on your neck. You could smell the faint remnants of sweat and rosemary and you knew exactly who it was, but you didn’t turn around, you wanted this time with him.

“Oh, I can tell that it's crazy by how you move (just how you move)”

“I don't want no hesitation, come through (just come through)”

“You must want drive me crazy with no head light.”

“I wanna feel up on your body 'til it feels right, mmm it feels right

Is this real life?”

You finally turned around to look at him and he gets prettier and prettier each time you grabbed the remote and paused your music giving him look. “Lover ima need you to not leave the house lookin like this” you teased “What? What’s wrong with this” he questioned laughing looking down at his outfit which was a sleeveless compression shirt that you didn’t recognize and some grey sweats. You pouted “I don’t want other bitches to see you lookin this good” he smirked knowing that you were the slightest bit jealous he gave a quick peck to your pouty lips.

“It’s ok if they look, I’ll tell them that my girlfriend is crazy and kills people.” He replied you burst into laughter you can’t even be mad at him for too long. “What’s funny?” he asked laughing with you “I can’t be mad at you for too long you’re too cute babe” you giggle. He takes this time to cup your face and kiss you all over “You’re too pretty baby” you smile at him showing off your pretty teeth “Well, since we’ve established that we are a bisexual person’s wet dream I have some more cleaning to do” you said reaching and grabbing the broom from the corner of the wall.

“Ok I’ll help, what haven’t you got to yet?” he insisted. You nodded your head towards the dishes, and he got right too it. Four hands are better than two, so you guys finished everything in good timing. After you guys got done you flopped onto the couch letting out a sigh of relief. It smelled clean and looked pretty. He flopped next to you holding up his hand, you gave him a high five and grabbed the remote off of the coffee table. You looked over at him “What do you want to watch honey?”

He looked up, tapping his chin thinking for a moment then shrugged his shoulders “We can watch whatever you want to watch baby” he said so you looked back to the tv and went to Netflix. After picking scrolling through the shows on your watch list you went back and fourth from queen Charlotte or bloodhounds. You looked up again “Which one lover?” he pondered for a moment “Ummmmm queen Charlotte” he answered, “Final answer?” you quipped, and he chuckled “Yes, final answer” you nodded your head and started the show.

A/N (before official post): I'm kinda excited for this one

A/N (after official post): This one is short but i am proud of it non the less. did y'all see Ateez at Coachella becuase whewwww chile. and WHERE THE FUCK WAS MINGI AND SAN'S CLOTHES AT ALL THEM DAYUM SUIT CASES AND ALL I SEE IS SKIN. thank you for coming to my little ted talk o byeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

p.s. what are your opinions on the posting schedule hopefully y'all dont get bored of waiting for me. also show of hands after i post the actual story do you guys get the notifications or no because i can tag you guys when the story is done of that works better.

dividers cred: @benkeibear @viixcyre

[mozzyspurt]

haven’t gone though the murder drones tag in a while but just to weed out people i won’t get along with here’s the md dni post ig

-nuzi isn’t proship

-proshitters get OUTTA HERE

-if you say shit like “omg ima kys if i see another nuzi shipper” instead of just blocking the tag, get OUTTA HERE (counts for literally every other ship but i see this the most with nuzi antis)

-mfs who hate Glitch bc they didn’t make Envy canon get OUTTA HERE

yeah just be civil and don’t break fights out because of my boundaries for this fandom or you are just proving my point

[girlreblogger]

honestly i don’t understand how ppl get mad because others don’t wanna read no traumatic, struggle love, lowkey violent, cheating, smut galore toxic shit. the amount of thug, plug/drugdealer, bum!, straight up scary, PRISONER (which is crazy yall romanticizing mfs getting outta/being in jail??) black reader fics (from all kinds of fandoms btw) is actually concerning.. like frfr let’s be honest with ourselves cause the things i’ve seen on here has truly been interesting. (thanks to the ppl who’ll put warning tags tho ig) and ofc ima eat up some of them fics cause they be good sometimes but also that’s all i be seeing. i truly wanna read sumn cute and sweet that don’t leave a bad taste in my mouth like i don’t wanna read the fic and then be pissed off after. obvi we all can just scroll and not read what we don’t want which (if you harassing ppl for what they write it’s never that deep… be fucking fr. write something in your notes to fulfill you or sumn until you find something. don’t use that as a reason to spread negativity) and ik a lot of ppl get at blk writers abt how yn talk which (???) idc cause i talk the same so we’re not talking abt that. also i gotta say sometimes the drug dealer fics be treating yn like a princess (which 🫶🏽) but that’s every now and then when it’s not toxic or drugs, extremely excessive smut and cheating isn’t involved. ofc ofc write what you want but pls bffr and don’t act like them characters don’t be putting yn through some bullshit. yeah tension and stuff is cute cause yk you don’t want it to be boringg but toxicity and attractive tension isn’t the same. there’s sooo many ways of going abt getting that tension. and so many other blk girls say the same and it’s just can we get something positive please. and that legit can just be maybe possibly no aggressive smut.. or a annoying situationship, or all the other lowkey scary shit i be seeing. it’s disheartening to wanna read something abt blk girls and your fav that’ll have your feet kicking up and stuff and then getting pissed off cause your fav character just manipyadipped and cheated on yn or sumn. i’ll keep writing self indulgent fluff in my notes app tho until then. (and if you want to read something positive write something for yourself then too if youn wanna post it or be a writer but PLEASE reblog ppls stuff when you not at least) and not to mentionnnnnn all the fluff on here that is for black readers we barelyy find like you can type “x black reader fluff” and barely any will pop up honestly. which some ppl don’t want certain ppl interacting with their stuff and some ppl don’t gaf abt fluff at all so that writer gets no interactions (or half as much of what they would get on something with smut or etc) and it discourages them from writing it more and it’s also harder for ppl to find what they did write. so even if you don’t care for it at least reblog or sumn pleasee to support the writers. i really appreciate all the blk writers or their works that don’t get enough attention. that’s why i post fluff or just more positive fics for the blk girls who are tryna find them. i’ll def make a list of writers that i like as well. if you want sweet rainbow glitter blk reader fics you gotta do sumn in return too dont just read and do a lil scroll nawl you can make a lil side blog and reblog stuff. mfs have lives tho ian reblogging every sec in general tho i feel like blk writers don’t get enough attention and exposure sometimes but that’s… another thing .. anyway dont stop writing what you want but idk dont act funny or be rude when someone don’t want to consume the same shit as you alllllll the time. i just felt like saying this cause i legit can’t go on here no more and find something that’s not toxic. when i heard ppl saying this i thought they was just talking to talk but nawll. anyways i wanted to say that bye.

[rose-milkteaa]

Ahem ahem.

1, 2, 3, 5, 19, 20, 15, and 16 c:

I hate u 😇

Ahem…

1. What’s your favorite tickle tool?

Uhhhh- if I had to say smth honest asf, I’d say a feather I guess?😭

2. Favorite Ler? (Tag them if you dare~)

.. *cries*

Ima just… @flufflover7 (hi Specky speck) 🥲

And hi pupper 😭 @sakounari343 (not a word😇.)

DONT ASK- THESE MFS MAY BE EVIL BUT AUSBDHSVAUAB

3. Favorite Lee? (Tag them to call them out~)

Your my most favorite 😇

Second in line is Brianna- she gives good asf reactions ima tell you that

5. A spot that gets you squealing?

I fucking hate you you’re gonna use this against me-

… 😭

Mostly, my stomach and hips are the top ones- my neck is probably a close second

15. What do you love about the lees you know?

You give off good reactions 😇 so does Brianna. Just a poke and y’all are down. Ong.

16. What do you love about the lers you know?

…. *stabs you*

…anyway 😇

Speckled - evil asf but can be nice 😭 She my bestie though so I can’t say shit about her or she may kill me 😇

Sako - THIS MF. I can’t, he evil asf 😭 *goes to cry*

But he’s my brother and I love this mf to bits /p ofcofc

Besides- these two respect my boundaries and knows when to stop sooooo… yeah 💞

(The others do too but these two are my fav 😭)

19. What’s your favorite way to be tickled? (As in provoked, teased into asking, etc.)

Okay- to be completely honest- provoking 😭 I can’t ask for shit omfg, it just flusters tf outta me 😭 provoking is my specialty 😇 I either piss them off or just start poking them until they retaliate…-

20. Are you/Do you like Polite Lees or Bratty Lees? (Asking for tickles vs Pissing someone off for tickles)

I’m fucking bratty. Hands down. I can be stubborn to the point where theses mfs will kill my ass to maybe the point of tears-

As for what kind of lees I adore:

The shy ones. Can ya blame me? They’re cute asf and so easy to fluster

——————

Now if you excuse me ima go hide and die.

[creative-robot]

No I’m not ashamed to admit that I have an entire au where I’m living in the walls of Ego Inc like some sorta weird roommate cause no one knows how I got there including myself and I sneak around through the walls watching, giving comfort, and occasionally making the egos little gifts I’ve made and get into shenanigans while barely ever speaking and drawing on the inner walls with a special pen I found and thought was cool, we all have comfort daydreams and I personally love mine so there’s that

[kataracy]

.........,,,,..,.,..,............. kainora 2 *crashes out through a window*

‘With a hoarse voice, under the blankets’

[From ’TWYSILY’ prompt list]

Lemme preface this real quick by saying this is in my Demon AU ft. Kai as a Hawk Demon prince and Jinora as a shrine priestess. It is a story I have yet to post. iight das it bye

    The night sky was torn open and bleeding stars that night, lighting the world so completely it could’ve rivaled a quiet dawn. Cicadas chirped, nightlife rustled the grass and moved through their campsite barrier with benevolent intent, and so the campers were soon lulled into well deserved rest, the Alchemist and Slayer cuddled against their demon hound on one side, the Ferret demon brothers a bundle of snores and muscle twitches on the other.

However, two remained awake, still charged from their confessions, setting their bedrolls next to each other and basking in the intimacy of a shared blanket.

“So…" Kai muttered, his hands behind his head as he stargazed, “you’ve never been kissed before.”

“Y-you caught that, then! Haha, haaaaa…” Jinora awkwardly quipped, willing her focus to remain on the constellations and not the blunt hawk demon beside he-

“Would you like to be?”

She stilled, heart racing in an instant. Kai’s wings plumed, brushing her hand and calmed Jinora with their familiar feeling between her fingertips, while simultaneously making her wonder Kai’s lips would be in comparison.

“By, um, by you?” She asked, barely peeling her eyes off of the stars to glance at the Prince from her periphery.

Color spread over Kai’s cheeks and scolded his own bird brain for such a his mediocre flirting attempt.

“It was just an idea-”

“Ye-” Jinora cleared her throat,“Yes.”  

The agreement hovered in the air between the two of them for a moment like fallen stars  themselves, before Jinora sat up to face him, and Kai did the same.

Their hands joined, one remaining on his wing, in fact, Jinora curled her fist against their soft, brown texture for reassurance.

The couple leaned forward aware and a bit excited that their party was asleep only mere inches away,

Slow at first and then -

Jinora’s heart was tripping over itself.

His lips were softer.

[tatyneedshalp]

Get to know me again tag~

pintura i got a lot to write

Nickname- puta, taty, and monga. pick ur poison

Gender- born with a puh so i identify with my puh

Zodiac- mrorw im a leo ;)

Height- 5,3 cuhz yeet

Age- 18 i turn 19 in a month and 7 days

Time- 9:17 p.m. its ok

Favorite Bands/Solo Artists- figure it out.i like a lot of things i dont have time for this.

Song stuck in my head ~ I dont wanna say it butits between Sanctuary by Joji and Stockholm Syndrome by one direction. aye stfu their shit was getting better once zayn was about to leave the group im just sayin

Last movie i saw~ Fuck if i remember

Last Thing i Googled~ The best buy website. ima...ima make a huge purchase this week...or tmmrw

Other blog- Its just me fam....i have nothing else to live for

Do i get asks- Send me more plz bother me i want attention. I get em from my senpai @snakuchan great gal she tries me but outta love. plz support minhyuk x caca chan

Why I chose my username~ because i need help

Following- it feels like 30 to 40 ppl i probs have like 350 but i dont check

Average amount of sleep~ During work days i’d say 7 to 6 and when i have no work its at least 8 to 10

Lucky Number- 3 cuhz codename kids next door.

What am I wearing- Pajamas that are literally breaking apart but its comfy n soft i care not how i look for sleep

Dream job- Being got7s hoe. Idk yet i have no dreams ill figure it out

Dream trip- The underworld. i heard hades is super tsundere uwu. 

Favorite food- None food is food. its great i have no preference just dont give me shit either

Favorite Song- PFFT fuck if ik. i dont have a fave i just enjoy a lot of music

Hair color- Black like dis dildo. 

Eye color- The darkest shade of brown ever if u shine a light on it without the flashlight burning my cornea itll just seem black

Most Iconic Song- I love mirotic fuck....im still going with Shinee’s Lucifer

Languages you speak- English and Spanish. cuz yeah im hispanic in america

Random Fact- All my got7 albums always have gave me a fukn jaebum and mark card and im fukn tired of it. JAEBUM U BIAS WRECKER LOOKIN ASS U BEST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!! CUNT. he needa hop off. love him tho~ but he still aint the bias or wuteverrrr

Describe urself as an aesthetic- Glittery bathbombs in water, drippin gold, literally the golden hour time, white lace curtains with the view of the beach behind them, that calm serene feeling u get wen it starts to pour outside, anything luxurious, the sound heels make on marble floors, and let’s say the feeling you get when you’re having so much fun that it feels like time stops.

Im fun~ 

[selfiealien-moved]

thanks @lemongogo catch me doing this lightening fast bc i’ve been so bored thank god u tagged me!! <3

Rules: answer 20 questions and tag 20 people you’d like to know better!

Nicknames: Technically Kassie is a nickname!! My full name is Kassandra so yeah. But I mean my mom calls me Lou after Cindy-Lou-Who bc apparently?? she was my favourite??

Height: 5’7″

Orientation: demi-bi!

Favorite fruit: Damn I don’t eat much fruit?? Probably peaches tbh

Favorite season: autumn!!!

Favorites flowers: damn if i know but i guess roses are really pretty. tulips too.

Favorite scents: literally any large body of water. Lakes, oceans, pools. Also pumpkin spice!! damn idk i like a lot of things... CLEAN LAUNDRY

Favorite color: basically any shade of red and really deep purple

Favorite animals: is all of them an acceptable answer?? I guess dogs, cats (even if im allergic) wolves, horses....... anyone reading this should be thankful rn bc I am blanking otherwise this would just be a PAGE

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: all of them... though i am most likely to go for tea.

Average hours of sleep: damn if i know anywhere from 4 to 10 depends on if i slip into a coma or not

Cat or dog person: dog mostly bc im v allergic to cats D:

Favorite fictional character: this is like asking me to pick a favourite child tf. Rose Tyler, Padme Amidala, Satine Kryze, Ahsoka Tano, the entire vld crew.... ima end this here or its gonna get outta hand 

# of blankets I sleep w/: 1 thick one usually

Dream trip: I really wanna visit Italy!! I have a friend from there, and apparently lightsaber duels are an actual THING there so like sign me tf up

Blog created: shit idk sometime in- dear god like 2016??? ITS BEEN THAT LONG??? I also had a blog before this one that I had for roughly a year 

# of followers: 198

Random fact: damn idk lets go with something embarrassing: When I was little I loved the hulk a lot but I thought he wanted to kill me for some reason??? so I had this idea somehow that if I flushed the toilet he would SOMEHOW hear it and know where I was and smash through the wall. So I used to flush the toilet and run out of the bathroom as FAST as my little 4 year old feet could take me and to this day I still get a strange feeling of panic when i hear the flush?? shdkajdhkajdhasfsajkh I BLAME MY SIBLINGS

i really dont know who to tag, so if you see this feel free to do it ! And feel free to ignore this too!! @mistycreature @stellarstellabrownies @kalteneckr @issacups @thatwitchrevan

[onelovewonderwoman]

dating • steve harrington

WOOH twice in a couple of hours time. it’s another headcanon, hopefully better than the first... here we go

tags :  @running-outta-time @i-just-wanna-run-hell @munalisax @wolflhards @sammie-blogs @geeksareunique @violentlybarnes @imissyoualittlemoreeveryday @the-quackson-claxon @five-foot-two-joanne @curly-haired-holland @spnhybrid @alexafromthefandom @ima-smol-acorn

masterlist

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• king steve harrington is low key one of the most romantic boys ever

• like maybe he won’t set up this candle lit dinner and shit

• but he’ll respect and love you, ‘specially after changing so much through nancy, and take you on cute lil dates

• make out sessions in his car

• and anywhere you guys can, really (or at least wherever steve’s horny ass thinks you can)

• babe, we can make this work

• steve, we cannot make out in a gas station bathroom

• he always has to have some type of physical contact with you

• like when you’re driving he’ll put his hand on you thigh

• and it’s not even sexual

• he just likes knowing you’re there

• this boy always ALWAYS tries to snake his arms around you and pull you into a hug from behind

• cause he knows how much you love it when he holds you like that

• stupid arguments with him that’ll actually cause you both to stop talking for days

• neither of you can handle it

• but both of you are hard headed as fuck so

• you both realize how stupid you were being and apologize

• i’m sorry i burnt you’re toast

• i’m sorry i called you “fucking toast murderer”. you know how much i love my toast and jam

• helping dustin try to capture dart

• #momanddadoftheyear

• but damn, dustin is so done with his mom and dad kissing everytime they separate to go set up

• he didn’t want to watch it, it’s too sweet and too much

• don’t their lips get chapped??

• getting really close with the party

• they all ship you guys so much holy ShIt

• they love their mom and dad

• but not their pda

• eleven high key doesn’t even know the smooching’s happening when it’s happening so

• oh yeah, and helping max sedate her asshole step-brother, at the time, for daring to knock out your boyfriend

• steve looked really hot beating him up before tho

• helping steve with his homework

• making sure he passes, and on his OWN, cause our baby boy is fucking smart and capable of making something of himself more than just getting a job with his dad

• but there’s also lots of, but baaaaaaabbbee studying boring. i’d really like to make out with you instead

• and also, well maybe if you study, i’ll give you a special award

• the boy hits the books that sEcOnD

• he’s your first time

• lots of that after the first time

• he literally can’t keep his hands off you

• ouf but there are times where yalls are so sickenly sweet that people are so done so quickly

• like cute kisses everytime one of you leaves the room

• now that’s normal, but it literally happens if one of yalls leave the room to get a glass of water

• but like steve’s so scared of losing you??

• after everything with nancy, the last thing he wants is to lose his love to another guy or something stupid

• that’s why he high key gets so mad/sad when you guys have stupid arguments

• you’re low key the same way

• but, again, stubborn

• he says “i love you” first

• you’re both just so enamoured and in love with each other AWE

• he sneaks into your room some nights just to cuddle you

• AWE

• late night silent drives on weekends just to be in each other presence

• both being a little scared from the events of with the demodogs and the upside down

• you two always find away to comfort each other when needed

• always running your hand through his hair

• with that hair, who wouldn’t?

• he just loves the feeling of your fingertips running through his hair and massaging his scalp, ‘specially when yalls are cuddling the shit out of each other

• cute nicknames

• babygirl, honey, babe

• sweetheart, stevie, loverboy

• oi you guys are just so perfect for each other, no matter how many stupid arguments yalls have

[themurdochmemesteries]

Ten Facts Game

Ye so I was tagged for this little thing by @motherofponies so ima do it

1. I was born in Vancouver and later moved to New Zealand, where I spent eight years of my life, before moving back to Canada in late 2014.

Canada is better, tbh. Although... NZ did have some pretty awesome beaches and nice weather all year round. 

2. I went to a private school while in NZ

And lemme tell you; it sucked. It was good academically but not very social; smart kids stayed with smart kids, average kids stayed with average kids, people “below” were considered weird. Yeah and the uniforms I hated.

3. I call myself a gamer but HAHA NO I AM NOT

I played Minecraft and play Splatoon and the odd first person shooter game from my friend’s brother. That’s it. That’s the extent of it. Wow, aren’t I so gamer-y?

4. I’m 5′2

Which is exactly one inch smaller than my friend.

5. I like FNAF

It scares the shit outta me but I like it.

6. I am currently identifying as genderfluid/demiboy

Honestly idk right now so my gender and sexuality identities are all over the place. No one except my friends and my school’s GSA know. My parents don’t, and I’d like to keep it that way.

7. I play violin

I started on classical when I was four and when we moved back to Canada I joined a fiddle group. Fiddle is way more fun but I still enjoy classical, and I’m currently working on my grade 5 exam.

8. I keep a diary

Yep. I’ve been through about three so far. I like writing down what happens in my day. It’s also how I kept a record of how many hours were left until Murdoch season 11 came out xD

9. I love drawing

I’ve posted a few of my artz here but if u wanna see more go to my Instagram art page @/tinydwarfcat

Hehe self promotion. I’m not vain, I swear.

10. I like hats

I currently own about six caps, a straw hat I call my ‘Emily Grace hat’ (it looks like one she wears sometimes), and a couple of beanies.

Idk who to tag, so I’ll just tag my friend @mintyfersh HAHA ROSE U BETTER NOT BACK OUT OF THIS ONE

[1pug]

92 truths tag game:

rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end, choose 25 people to tag!  i was tagged by @patroclusgf thanks mel!! alright let’s get it LAST… [1] drink: water [2] phone call: my dad prob [3] text message: uhh some fuckboy lol he’s not importanté [4] song you listened to: playa no more by pnb rock [5] time you cried: a couple days ago HAVE YOU EVER… [6] dated someone twice: nope [7] been cheated on: prob not [8] kissed someone and regretted it: nope [9] lost someone special: yea [10] been depressed: maybe in 2014 but i’ve been good now lol [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: nope LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: [12] orange [13] teal [14] black IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… [15] made new friends: yes [16] fallen out of love: nope [17] laughed until you cried: might’ve [18] found out someone was talking about you: yes [19] met someone who changed you: yes [20] found out who your true friends are: kinda lol [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: nope GENERAL… [22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them except like 2 [23] do you have any pets: no but i want a dog [24] do you want to change your name: nah [25] what did you do for your last birthday: i didn’t do shit lol [26] what time did you wake up: 6:50am [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping [28] name something you cannot wait for: graduating & getting tf outta high school this spring!! [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: yesterday [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i wish i didn’t have to work lmao but that’s unrealistic [31] what are you listening to right now: nothing [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: ya my first bf when i was like in middle school was a tommi lol [33] something that is getting on your nerves: school & work lmaooo but ima go anyways [34] most visited website: tumblr or reddit [35] elementary: i went to 3 different elementary schools cuz we moved a lot 😪 [36] high school: my hs is alright i’m tryna get out tho lol [37] college: it’s lit i got accepted into my first choice a few weeks ago [38] hair colour: black [39] long or short hair: medium like to my shoulders [40] do you have a crush on someone: i wanna say no but i might [41] what do you like about yourself? i always get shit done for myself [42] piercings: ears [43] blood type: idk [44] nickname: cind [45] relationship status: single [46] zodiac sign: leo [47] pronouns: she/her [48] fav tv show: stranger things [49] tattoos: none but i want some someday [50] right or left handed: right FIRST… [51] surgery: heart surgery when i was like 1-2 yrs old [52] piercing: ears [53] best friend: this latina named araceli & i remember one of our biggest inside jokes was saying pepinillos at random times lol [55] vacation: some amusement park in NY [56] pair of trainers: what the fuck are trainers RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: nothing i’m at school [58] drinking: nothing [59] i’m about to: fall asleep in ap bio [60] listening to: my teacher’s music that she's playing in the classroom lol [61] waiting for: to go home [62] want: to sleep [63] get married: not soon lol but someday [64] career: nurse WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: hugs [66] lips or eyes: eyes [67] shorter or taller: taller [68] older or younger: older [69] romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous [70] nice arms or nice stomach: stomach cuz abs pls [71] sensitive or loud: sensitive [72] hook up or relationship: hookups [73] troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger? no [75] drank hard liquor? no [76] lost glasses/contact lenses? yes [77] turned someone down: yes [78] sex on first date? no [79] broken someone’s heart? idk i’ve only broken up w one person & we never really talked again afterwards [80] had your own heart broken? yes i guess [81] been arrested? no [82] cried when someone died? yes [83] fallen for a friend: yes DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself? yeah i guess [85] miracles? not really [86] love at first sight? no [87] santa claus? no [88] kiss on the first date? sure why not [89] angels? no OTHER… [90] current best friend’s name: i don’t have a best friend but i have many good friends [91] eye colour: brown [92] favourite movie: i don’t really have one but fantastic mr. fox was really cute

tagging: @jccks, @wjns, @icyswirl, @lamehentai, @nvshen, @axixex, @midorice, @fallnightintokyo

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XPWEW Xtreme Rumble 2020 (4-26-2020)

XPWEW Xtreme Rumble 2020 April 26th 2020 Denver, Colorado Denver Coliseum

SHOW OPENS WITH PYROTECHNICS

We are introduced to tonight’s commentary team of Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds and they run down the card and explain the importance that is the Xtreme Rumble match and it gives the winner a golden ticket to be in the main event of the biggest event in XPWEW history: Lockdown 7 on May 23rd, 2020 in the platinum shimmering city of Dubai on the waterfront now let’s kick it over to James Westerbeck at ringside bell rings

James Westerbeck: The following contest is a TABLES MATCH! The rules of this contest are You must put you opponent through a table!

Joe Gacy enters holding both tag team titles (Commentary explains how this match came to be, When Solomon Nasty appeared plucked from nowhere and wanted to be Joe Gacy’s tag team champion partner despite not impressing Gacy for the last month on Friday Night Pyro and now the ultimate challenge awaits Soloman, Gacy’s favorite matchup. A tables match.

Solomon Nasty enters

Tables Match 1 on 1 M1: Joe Gacy defeats Solomon Nasty

General Manager Romeo Roselli enters and walks down to ringside turns the corner and walks up to the timekeeper and grabs both Tag Team Titles. Gacy looks perplexed and a bit heated.

Romeo Roselli: Joe it’s been 30 days since Brodie Croyle was injured and you were asked at my discretion I’ll admit, you were unable to find a tag team partner so I am going to be stripping you of the XPWEW Tag Team Championships! (Crowd yells)

Gacy: Why.....Why...Where are the articles of confederation when you need them (shuffling trying to grab the belts tucked in Romeo’s left arm)

Romeo: But Joe I’m not leaving you in the dark. As successful and Plagueground was for the past 6 months that era must come to an end, pending injury and inability to find a replacement but Joe. I’m a fair GM. You are in line for these belts, That’s right Joe I’m making you the Number One Contender! BUT I took the liberty upon myself to find you a replacement because since YOU can’t seem to do that. I did it for you. So meet your new tag team partner

Audrey Carbine enters

((Joe Gacy blows the hair out of his face kinda groaning at the thought of Audrey being his new tag team partner))

((Joe Gacy jerks the mic out of Romeo’s hand))

Joe Gacy: THIS? She’s a woman, She’s weak, She’s vulnerable and to me, a wrestler who has applied his craft all over the world!! This is an insult To me and No, No I will

((Audrey Carbine power walks right up to Gacy’s face))

Audrey Carbine: “Shut up Pussy” (crowd ooohs))

Audrey Carbine: “I was a highly ranked official in the American Army for 8 years and I served four tours in iRaq while you sat on your ass playing Modern Warfare (crowd oohs again) I’m not too excited on being your partner myself but I’ve been itching for a fight since I got here and you’ve just been itching for relevancy Joe admit it (crowd oohs) The Tag Team division in xpwew is weak and that’s one trait that I’m not. So you’re either gonna hate me or you’re gonna tolerate me but together we’re gonna be The Death Machines

Joe Gacy: “Audrey, you .....I gotta singles career to focus tonight in the Xtreme Rumble” (crowd reacts mixed)

Backstage Segment: Troy Clausen standing with two unnamed women (just pretty faces to spin the tumbler) Troy Clausen: Ladies tonight my son Champagne Clausen is going to be entering at the number 29 right? Lol yeah we’ll See I hired this other guy named (gibberish)

The Set walks in (Myron, Kotto and Jordan) Jordan: “Woahhh T-Roy Clausen Whatup Dogg Troy: “Vibin’ pimps, Vibin’” Jordan: Myron? Myron: Yessir! Jordan: Tonight is one of them special nights you know cause look at the probability Me, You, Kotto, Ruckus we got 4 chances of winning this whole shit and turning Lockdown to SetDown Kotto: Aha! I mean how they gon’ act when young Kotto Brazil pull up and win the rumble you feel me, I see the hate tho I love it love (The Set all joking around) Jordan:

(((Jacques Dudley waltzes in and just goes straight to picking his number and before he’s about to leave))) Jordan: Oh look who it is, Croissant Dudley LOL you grabbing another number for D-Von (The Set snickering) Jacques: Hmm Nice joke Ellen, You giving away a car next? Jordan: Man Shut your punk ass up before I slap you around in that ring tonight Busta ((Myron and Kotto react to their numbers with a “Meh so so” reaction)) Myron and Kotto: What you got J? What you got? Jordan: ((((I don’t know,,,Nah nah nah Jacques you trade me?)))) Jacques: ppfft trades numbers (((Both open at the same time)) Jacques reacts “WOW Thanks Jordan, see ya out there Jordan: (under his breath: Pfft Fuck outta my face) Myron and Kotto looking over his shoulder Jordan opens up his number ((Myron and Kotto start looking at each other )))( Jordan: Maaaaan this whole shit whack man what damn number he then then? Man shit The Set walks away Tumbler Girl #1: Wow what number did he get? Troy: 4 Tumbler Girl #2: How do you know? Troy: Magic

Jacques Dudley enters

Jordan Oliver enters with Siaka Lexoni

XPWEW Juniorweight Championship 1 on 1 M2: Jordan Oliver def. Jacques Dudley

After one hellacious closing back and forth of reversals Jordan turning Jacquesms spinwill armdrag into a tombstone piledriver for the 1-2-3 and Jordan Oliver is still the xpwew Juniorweight champion

Backstage Segment:

Garrett Thompson and Ethan Bedlam are in their reading their numbers and Slayer walks in with Rosemary and Lotus

Troy: Not gonna speak Slayer Slayer: looks at Troy and leaves

Leonard McGraw enters bumping Slayer’s shoulder intentionally Leonard: Is something funny? Garrett: Yeah as a matter of fact it is, Look at you walking in here lookin bloody ridiculous with that stupid hat Leonard: You don’t like my hat? Garrett: Well quite frankly Leo its a bit worn out it looks like a damn travesty, What is that a fish hook? You are one putrid Longfellow Leonard: I like to fish. I like to hunt. I like Wayne Newton. Is that a problem? Garrett: I don’t care what you do in your spare time living in a trailer park Leonard: Garrett Thompson you big sum bitch. I said I like to hunt. I don’t play games. You are game. You, Ethan Bustass over there you’re game. Y’all some bucks to me. 10 pointer and he’s bout a 4 pointer. I’m looking for ya out there in the rumble and I’m taking your sorry ass out of misery because it’s open season on the xpwew locker room and I’m fixing to cook something to eat. Now Garrett what’s so funny....... Leonard and Garrett lock eyes ((Garrett walks away)) ((Leonard McGraw grabs a number and winks at the tumbler girls) Leonard: Now What the fuck we got going on, Are any good numbers left Stretch? Troy: Gotta be something Leonard Leonard: Ah shit ima just dig down in the bottom and grab two of these here and let you pretty ladies pick one of em’ which one darling? ((Tumbler Girl #2 picks the left)) Leonard: “Oh sweet Jesus this better be a good one. If it’s bout 25 I’ll kiss ya on the lips let me see ((Opens number) Leonard: Fuck! Godamnit to hell. (Leonard locks the number back up and throws it back in the tumbler) (Leonard storms off) Troy looks pissed he ruined the sanctity of this rumble

Brutus The Barber Beefcake enters with a staff worker pushing the chair and barber shop utensils down to ringside

James Westerbeck: The following contest is for the xpwew women’s championship and it will be contested in a Hair Match The winner of this match will shave the loser’s hair bald

Prisiclla Kelly enters

Kiera Hogan with Brian Lee enters

XPWEW World Women’s Championship Hair vs Hair 1 on 1 M3: Prisiclla Kelly defeats Kiera Hogan

AND NEW!!!!! Xpwew Women’s Champion Prisiclla Kelly!

After the match Brian Lee tries to grab Kiera and escape but Priscilla is able to rub him down and grab the kendo stick used against her earlier in the match and whack Brian Lee at the knees then repeatedly whack him across the back until he pleas up the ramp

Brutus The Barber Beefcake secures Kiera Hogan at ringside who’s kicking and screaming to squirm her way out of this Prisiclla taunts with Brutus’ shears and then cuts a huge chunk of Kiera’s weave The Prisiclla takes her time cutting big chunks with small scissors for a while (((Is Kiera Hogan crying?))) Prisiclla then takes the heavy duty hair clippers and does a streak down the middle of Kiera’s head and we now see scalp of the former women’s champ ((Kiera screaming)) Prisiclla then quickly keeps going over and over until Kiera is left bald

Priscilla grabs her title and laughs up the ramp

Brutus let’s Kiera go Kiera is sobbing uncontrollably and doing a fit at ringside and during her rage she grabs a hold of Nick Simmonds shirt and says “This is your fa-ha ha ha hault”

Ad: Golden Bryce BANG Energy

Ad: Lockdown 7 is 27 days away

We swing it back to commentary and Kaitlyn Khaos reviews what we’ve seen tonight from Joe Gacy being stripped of the tag team titles and Audrey Carbine being appointed by GM Romeo Roselli as his new partner then we seen Jordan Oliver and Jacques Dudley tear the house down and we just witness Kiera Hogan being humiliated by Prisiclla Kelly as she lost her title then was shaved BALD and coming up next to world heavyweight champion Golden Bryce just has one more hurdle to cross and he will be going into Lockdown for the 2nd year in a row as world champion

VIDEO PACKAGE : All Man vs Golden Bryce feud history

All Man with All Woman enters

Golden Bryce enters

XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship 1 on 1 M4: Golden Bryce (c) defeats All Man w/ All Woman

((All Man put up a fight and didn’t come across as weak as he did during their Flirting With Disaster PPV match last February the match ended when All Man had to match in his favor but when on the to rope looking for a Super-Plex he hyperextended his leg and landed on the ropes completely falling crotch first between the ropes (he oddly backed himself up to about the middle). All Man stood straddling the ropes with his crotch there long enough for Bryce to regain composure jump off the top rope and hit a very very awkward crooked version of the 6 rings. All Man gets untangled in the ropes and Bryce gets up yanks him out the ropes and pins him 1-2-3 Odd finish, Unique finish but the crowd really was expecting a kick out so the response was delayed. Just a weird match

AND STILL XPWEW WORLD CHAMPION: GOLDEN BRYCE

M5: Ruckus wins XPWEW 2020 Xtreme Rumble Match

[ecotone99]

[HR] [SF] Spence - Chapter 2

‘Fore we got rid of Dr. McFuckknuckle and The Three Stooges, went through all their things and vehicles. No identification at all.

That tablet thing ‘Curly’ had was, along with bein’ a tracker for Spence, a maintenance console kinda thing. Get back to that here in a minute.

The doc’s car had some real interestin’ toys inside. Was a laptop, set up on a stand like in a police vehicle. Opened it up, and it lit up fine, but wanted a password, or a fingerprint. Lucky for me, once I pried open ol’ doc’s torn off hand and cleaned it up a mite, the thumbprint from that did the trick. Couple minutes of tinkerin’ got me my thumbprint authorized jest fine. Tossed that hand back over by its former owner. Spence followed the toss with his head, and chuffed. ‘Good riddance to bad rubbish, right?’ He cocked his head at me, like he was thinkin’ that over.

Was a leather folder which had some papers, a small black nylon toolbag, and a power cord/adapter for keeping the laptop charged.

Plugged the laptop up in the shack, ‘fore we headed out to get rid of the trash.

Loaded the dead weight into the back of that SUV, jerry-rigged a tow for the doc’s car, got ready to haul out into the back-country. Plenty of room for Spence in the back seat. Opened the door and said ‘C’mon bud. It’s garbage day.’ Spence kinda ‘chuffed’, would not get in.

‘You gonna stay here, slick?’

<chuff>

Goddamn, he was sayin’ no.

‘Fair enough, you plenty fast, bud. Follow me.’

Headed out, and Spence was a joy to see in motion. He’d rocket out ahead, swoop around and jet right back. He was playin’ with his lil ol’ slow human. Such a cat, that guy. Wiseass.

Got to where we was gonna dump this sack o’ assholes, and made sure to kick Dr. MFK in the ribs until my leg was tired. Not that it bothered him much, made me feel better.

Not gonna get too detailed on where/how all that was dealt with. Some things are best left unsaid ... but no one is ever gonna find them, or their vehicles ... and there are a couple-three less incendiary grenades left.

Was a long walk back, but Spence had a time. He’d spot a jack-rabbit, start up that chittery thing he does, and off he’d go. Chase the poor lil bugger for a while, and then he’d stop, let that jack run off, look back at me, and speed on back. Keepin’ an eye on his human. Saw a buzzard off on high, ridin’ the thermals. Guess we wasn’t the only ones takin’ care of dead meat today.

Just managed to beat the rain, and nightfall when we got back home.

Was time to get back to those ‘stay tuned’ things, so made up some coffee, and started snoopin’.

That laptop and those papers had some info, but the rest here is some wild-ass-guessin’:

Spence is a ‘prototype weapons system.’ Was the only one that ‘was successful’. Seems ‘they’ (not clear on who ‘they’ really is, but ‘they’ had some deep pockets, as Dr. MFK didn’t seem to have much problem keepin’ the lights on) had built some kinda ’AI’. Too bad for ‘they’, this AI? That dog won’t hunt. Couldn’t manage to ‘code a hunting instinct.’ Some bright-boy lab rat fella decided to ‘look into the feline mind’ to get that ‘hunter/killer’ code.

Dr. MFK was that lab rat. Pretty sure the process died with him. Small favors.

Seems the idea that he come up with was what he called a ‘matrix’ that this AI thing could run in, and the cat ‘code’ part could be copied in there, to give them that missin’ piece. There warn’t no ‘organic’ Spence left in that shiny body, from what I could figger. Just that matrix thing, swaddled up in Spence’s metal and silicon innards, with Spence and that AI all mixed up together.

He also figgered out that ferals and cats not raised ... whaddyacallit ... underfoot? Well, not bonded to humans, they wasn’t gonna work either.

Bastard slaughtered a lot of cats. ‘Spence, Ima thinkin’ the Doc here got off light.’ Spence chuffed again. Ima guessin’ this time he was agreein’ with me.

Spence was a smart fella before, but now he’s scary smarter. Still good company. Conversation is nice, just too damn big for lap-sittin’.

—-

[SIGNAL SCAN IN PROGRESS]

[SIGNAL DETECTED]

[SIGNAL TRIANGULATION ENGAGED]

—-

Also figgered out that the tools in that bag were for openin’ up maintenance ports and the like on Spence’s chrome carcass. One of them had a port for connectin’ that little maintenance console up. Told ya I’d get back to that. Was able to find the tracker tag they had plugged into Spence. Pulled that sumbitch out and unhooked its battery. Put that all away in the toolbag. Oh yeah, Spence is stealth. I can’t claim to understand how it works, but I read that, and tried to take a picture with my old digital camera, and all I could see was a kinda washed out blur, like the lens was smudged. Does the same kinda thing to radar signals and the like, but I ain’t got no way to test that. The black magic don’t extend to regular optical cameras, but that’s ok. Hell, I wanna be able to see him.

—-

[TRIANGULATION INCOMPLETE]

[SIGNAL LOST]

—-

Feelin’ kinda proud of myself at this point, so I closed Spence back up, grabbed a beer, and hit my chair. Spence sat on my left, and leaned his head on my leg. Put my hand on his ear, and he buzzed that purr of his, and lightly thumped his tail. We listened to the rain, until it faded out.

That was pretty close to the last time we felt peaceful.

Thinkin’ that ‘they’ might want to collect on their spendin’, and scoop up Spence. Yeah, well, fellas. Gonna have to go thru me first. Ima thinkin’ we two gonna hit the road. Dunno where to yet, but ‘they’ probably got the shack already nailed down. Also thinkin’ about that buzzard.

Next day, shit to do. Told Spence to guard the shack, and I’d be back. He chuffed and ima sure that was his version of an eye-roll. Walked down to the highway. Waved down the bus. Took that to the city (the other direction from town), and bought a new-to-me truck, with a camper shell on the back. Figgered that would give Spence some cover from all the lookie-loos.

Once I was back home, towed the trusty old truck out to the back-country, for a hero’s funeral. Couple less incendiaries. At least this time, didn’t need to walk back. Yep, could still see that circlin’ bird. Like that paintin’ ... this is not a pipe, and that ain’t no buzzard. Spence was chasin’ jack-rabbits again. I stopped the truck.

‘Spence!’ He spun around and come runnin’ back. ‘Hey bud. Ima thinkin’ you understand me a lot more than you used to. See that?’ I kinda pointed up the bird’s way. Spence’s head tracked the lazy circles for a bit, and then he looked back at me, head cocked. ‘Yep. Ima thinkin’ we on borrowed time. Those ‘they’ fellas are watchin’.’ He thought on that, and gave me a chuff. ‘Time to go, old fella’.’ He didn’t make a sound this time. Just cocked his head, like he does... and then walking over and givin’ me a head bump on my leg. Understood that perfect. I opened up the door, and he jumped in the back of the double-cab.

Got back home, and started packin’ up.

Got my back-country hikin’ gear. Packed some boxes with non-perishables. Loaded up the jugs of water I already had. Wrapped up our little armory in some tarps. Stowed that laptop and the other gear in my pack. Made sure my scatter-gun was loaded and handy. Was just finishing securing ever’thin’ down, when Spence made his chitter sound, looking back towards the road to the highway.

‘Goddammit, guess we outta time, bud. You stay here, in the truck. Let’s see what these assholes are up to.’

<chuff>

It looked to be one of the staties’ prowlers. I got no problem with the real authorities, but I made sure my sawed-off was in easy, hidden reach.

Prowler pulled to a stop. Could see two folks inside. In my experience with the staties, there’s usually only one per car. Somethin’ is not right here.

They both got out. ‘Good afternoon, sir.’

‘Afternoon officers, can I help you fellas?’

‘Yessir. We are out here, working with the rangers, letting people know that there is a very dangerous wild animal in the area. Have you noticed any signs? Any lost livestock? Pets? Anything like that?’

The one talkin’ was bein’ real calm and reassurin’ and walkin’ over easy like, with a nice, friendly grin. The other one was kinda off to the side, movin’ slow and steady, kinda like he was tryin’ to flank me... lookin’ everywhere but at me. Noticed that their sidearms were not the standard statie issue, but more like smaller versions of the Stooges’ weapons, with extended magazines. This is not a pipe, and these ain’t staties.

From where they was at, they couldn’t get a clear view of Spence, but he saw them. I could see him trackin’ their progress from the corner of my eye.

‘Well sir, don’t have any livestock to speak of. Was out hikin’ some today. Didn’t see no varmints bigger than a jack-rabbit.’ Was edgin’ my hand over to the sawed-off.

The chatty one smiled bigger, and started to reply, when the sneaky one finally got to where he saw Spence. He grabbed at his shoulder mike, and they both reached down for their weapons, but they never had a chance. I was spinning behind the truck, grabbin’ my scatter-gun, but I never even got it pulled.

I knew Spence was fast, but the last time he did this, I didn’t see the details. My buddy Spence is a beautiful goddamn chrome murder machine.

Spence went right through the side window of the camper shell. He tore into Sneaky, snipped both hands off clean, and slashed his throat deep, all in one move. Sneaky dropped, no sound but wet chokin’. Never even keyed the mike. Spence was over on Smiley in less than a heartbeat, before he could even get turned. Spence took that gunhand clean, and dropped ol’ Smiley on his back, and held him there, front paws on his shoulders, with the claws slid in for purchase, pressin’ down. Spence smiled, if you can call a mouthful of steely razors smilin’.

It was quiet, ‘cept for Spence’s metallic chirr, and Smiley’s sobs, as he clutched the stub with his remaining hand, ghost white face locked on Spence.

I walked over with my scatter-gun on my shoulder. Put a hand on Spence’s head and rubbed that ear. He thumped my leg once with his tail, not moving anything else.

Knelt down a little off to the side, up by Smiley’s head.

‘Son, meet Spence. Now, you and me? We gonna have us a little come-to-Jesus meetin’.’

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[onelovewonderwoman]

falling in love/slow burn • steve harrington

oooooouuuuuu this is just a lil headcanon for our baby steve. it’s my first one, so please take it easy. i’m pretty sure i our too much detail, but i’ll work on it with more headcanons i’ll do in the future and try to make them better

tags : @running-outta-time @i-just-wanna-run-hell @munalisax @wolflhards @sammie-blogs @geeksareunique @violentlybarnes @imissyoualittlemoreeveryday @the-quackson-claxon @five-foot-two-joanne @curly-haired-holland @spnhybrid @alexafromthefandom @ima-smol-acorn

masterlist

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💍barely knowing each other��

• steve’s nancy chasing ass didn’t even know your beautiful ass existed outside of his tommy h and carol fucking ass circle

• you’re quiet as hell

• oh, oh, but despite the fact that he was a human being very pleasing to your horny eyes and had beautiful hair, he was still shit

• *hint, hint* him picking on jonathan for stupid ass reasons 

• ouu but girl were you good at math or what

• steve wasn’t

• oh lookey here, you’re his tutor now

• fuck you mr. balding

💍acquaintances/the first time you ever tutored his *nice* ass

• he kept calling bull throughout the whole first tutor session

• i’m fine, i don’t need this shit

• it always had you thinking 

• honey i think the fuck you do

• calm your tits i’m sure nancy’s fine without your dick for two seconds

• you could have gotten your face beat in for that

• really, you could’ve 

• but no

• steve smiled

• he sMiLEd

• i didn’t know you had that in you

• you neither hoe, you neither

• now, you’re buds 

💍friends 

• y’all rlly got close ‘round valentine’s day

• you know what that means?

• you get to be his wingman (woman?)

• you watched the boy fuss over every little thing 

•for nancy fucking wheeler 

• (wait for it, she breaks his heart)

• he’s low key such a romantic oml

• and your dumbass falls for him completely 

• ah shit

• aaaaaaaand with your help, he pulls off this beautiful ass dinner for nancy whoop dee doo you’re in love with no chance of getting your bae

•or do you??

• the moment after he got into that fight with jonathan he came running to you

• he was so vulnerable holy shit

• and the fact that he confided in you like that

• i die

• you had flutters the whole time whilst you held a (not the most convenient but hey) ice pack up to his bloodied face 

• a) because of the fact that this boy always manages to give you butterflies for no apparent reason, literally just his face makes you light up

• and b) because you might actually have a chance with THE steve harrington, fucking king of hawkins high school

• soooooo, you talked to him 

• assured him that it would be okay

• but that he was still being an ass

• okay, you were brutally honest

• but that's what he needed

• oi and the boy became enamoured with how easily you told him he was a dick 

• but that he could still change that 

• it could’ve been the hits, or the post break up

• it could have been anything really

• seriously, it could have been anything

• okay he kissed you. 

•smack. dab. on. the. lips. 

• oh my shittaki mushrooms i kissed king steve

• oh but remember when you were being brutally honest with him? yeah, when you told him he could still change?

• he didn’t 

• hoe, he was crawling back to nancy, and you were there

• yeah, when all those christmas lights were flickering and shit

• you found out about what rlly happened to will

• but less back up for two seconds tho

• two hours after you kissed him : y/n… you know that’s just probably the concussion talking or something. i’m really sorry

• of course it is

• you’re a sucker, so obviously you stayed with the boy you were in love with but was slowly breaking your heart

• but you knew, you knew that it wasn’t just a fucking concussion either. you knew, and so did that morherfucker steve harrington 

• it’s not just a concussion is it?

not even being sure what y’alls are anymore cause shits getting confusing and he’s still with nancy, but always giving you these weird “i wanna love you” looks

• of course the boy can love you, you wouldn’t deny him

• but he stayed with nancy for some reason you couldn’t fathom 

• anywho, let’s fast forward out of the slow burn and onto the infamous, tina’s halloween party

• yalls are funny if i’m bringing (i love dacre, don’t get me wrong) billy’s racist ass into this head canon

• you watched nancy get hammered

• and steve walk out of that bathroom looking ready to cry a river

• god why do i love him so much??

• you drove him home and comforted him the whole night 

• also reassured him that he wasn’t the one who killed barb, and that everything that happened and is happening, was NOT his fault

• he gave you that look again

• like the first time he confided in you and *cough, cough* kissed you

• before yalls got too deep in your staring contest tho, you got away (you slick (ish) motherfucker)

• i’m gonna get you some hot cocoa and call your mom, she’s probably worried

• she was

💍being dustin’s mom and dad whilst looking for dart as he continues to try to set you two up 

• you’d gone with steve, once more (cause, wingman, duh), as he went to make amends with nancy

• only to find she wasn’t there 

• and get a free kid instead

• dustin was soooo keen on getting you two together 

• despite the stress of finding the demo dog that ate his cat (r. i. p. mews)

• steve gave him that talk about “electricity” (which, honey, we know was about you. don’t think for a second it was about nancy) cause dustin asked

• but dustin also, not so subtly, asked steve

• so is that, like, what you feel with y/n?

• i think you mean nancy, dustin

• no, he’s right. 

• HoLy sHiT

• girl, you know this boy was looking down with the widest fucking eyes while throwing that god damn meat on the ground

• silent glances throughout the rest of the walk 

• dustin’s looking all smug and smol the whole way to the empty lot

• it’s not until you get there and meet lucas and max that you start talking to steve

• yalls are setting up the bait and trap for dart when steve yanks you to him

• yAnKs *cough* kinky *cough*

• oh yeah, and he kisses you again

• all the kids are just gaping

• i’m sorry for not realizing that it was me and you who had that electricity sooner

• you were just dazed as fuck cause the boy’s become such a better fucking kisser over the months “uh huh”

💍together forever

• you’re there to help your bae beat the shit out of billy hargrove 

• also drive the kids cause you ain’t about that irresponsible life

• #badasscouple

• after the whole upside down shit, things go back to as normal as they can get

• steve’s a lil traumatized, but you’re always there for him, and vise versa

• he makes you his queen

• a. k. a. makes sure everyone knows you’re his and his one and only

• #kingandqueenofhawkinshigh

• but he’s even more sweet and romantic when it comes to you

• ajsnksns yalls know he’s such a sweet caring baby

• but also such a mom

• like when i said being dustin’s mom and dad

• you’re his dad

• steve’s his mom

• staying with him throughout everything just made it so worth it in the end