#YESSS !!!!!! I'M SO EXCITED !!!!!!!!
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OUGH call me Big Shane Silva the way that episode had me falling over and torn into pieces fuuuuuuuuuck oh the Trudy and Francis heart-to-heart... The group hug... The gunkata... The middle-aged witch yuri... The hole in the stars... MAN.
#dndads#the peachyville horror#GAHHHH TAG RAMBLE AS ALWAYS THIS SEASON IG#Also sidenote I kinda needed to relax a bit after work to get into the episode so I grabbed a beer from the brand ''good robot''#in Trudy's honor hehe#Anyways yeah I always love going through the tag and reading everyone else's impressions afterwards#And like a lot of you I mean fuck that episode was SO funny but those last few minutes almost had me in tears of the sad variety#Almost! Agh that was so good#But the bits this episode were insane#Unfortunately I'm a really big sucker for jokes getting beaten into the ground so I'm really weak to Freddie's shit#And truly only laughed harder each time he did a BIG SHANE SILVA quip#Fuck on that note lowkey too bad that he died I was kind of curious what would come of his whole deal#But! Definitely a win for Francis that he's out of the picture#Speaking of Francis- YIPPEE HE LIVES!#Fuck the wrack sisters part was so good (also guys the spell is wrack with a w haha but I mean. 😏 in our hearts it's rack)#Matt's so real for making up a version of Kamonwan through a bit and growing attached to her he's just like me fr#Also not to ship Kelsey with everyone she meets but. 👀 I'm looking respectfully.#Oh but MAN the part about Kelsey temporarily switching with another version of herself from a world where the hour of the hole comes to pas#That was FUCKED oh man now *that's* the juicy cosmic horror shit that gets me#Also loved the more direct nods to this mysterious god from below and the confirmation of its ties to fire/burning-#I can't remember what I wrote on that many episodes ago in my pure conspiracy theory rambles but I've lowkey been waiting on this#<- But that's just for me. I'm excited about the pantheon getting fleshed out is all.#Still waiting on the maggot wh0re to make an appearance... *I* haven't forgotten about you maggot wh0re...#Fuck okay anyways I think that's it for now lmao good episode good episode AH AND SALLY DOG IN 2 WEEKS YESSS#dungeons and daddies#spoiled peaches#francis farnsworth#trudy trout#kelsey grammar
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Side order!!
#MY BOYYYYY IS BACKKK#YESSS#i'm so excited!#splatoon#Agent 8#Male Agent 8#dedf1sh#acht splatoon#Splatoon 3#Side order#captain 3#neo agent 3
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WELCOME 2025!
[ As per tradition, here is our New Years post! Happy New Year everyone! u v u /////
2024 was another amazing year! Woah I had such a lovely time. Did many fun things and filled my life with love and gratitude. Also personal growth towards becoming the kind of person I want to be.
Writing wise, 2024 was weak. I did what I said, and didn't prioritize roleplaying. However, I wasn't able to fill my writing time with actual writing. I chose to do other things instead. I don't regret how I spent my time, but I would like to have more of a result to show. My word-count ended at 156 000 words ( 70k for Nnoitra ). A huge drop from 2023. It was an important lesson for me. It showed me that I am way more productive when I set myself stricter goals, instead of relying on my inspiration only to carry me.
That brings me onto the plans for 2025!
MONTHLY WRITING GOALS. I need monthly milestones ( realistic ones ) to work towards and complete. Without any concrete goals I don't push myself enough.
CONSISTENCY. My best writing year was the year I wrote every day, and so I really wanna push myself towards something similar. I also want to try and be more active across my blogs ( I say this every year ) - I've downsized my blog-count from 6 to 4, so I hope that'll help.
FINDING A SHIP FOR NNOITRA! This has been a repeating goal the past few years. I really miss writing a ship for him. I did put effort into finding a ship for him in 2024, so I'll continue my efforts. I hope 2025 is the year he falls in love!
These are my writing-related goals. I have many other goals for 2025. Mostly related to working on procrastination, mindset and productivity. I'm always excited for a new year, and the past few years have been so amazing! I'm blessed to have a beautiful life. I'm thankful for all of my friends on here for making my online time so enjoyable! <5 Wish you all about for 2025!! ]
#[ don't mind me using old graphics ]#[ I WAS GONNA DRAW NNOITRA BUT I FORGOT YESTERDAY WHAT DAY IT WAS ]#[ anyways ! not a huge list of goals because looking back........ xD listing lots of goals doesn't do anything xD ]#[ but yesss i'm excited for the coming year! so many fun things planned! ]#[ i also didn't list it but MAN i'm excited to see how my art progresses the coming year :O ]#[ WISH YOU ALL THE BEST GUYS! ]#toby post. ╱ out of character.
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I ran out of time to finish the header image for this one, but it's in progress and will be up sooner or later! (New art programs are hard to learn as it turns out!)
For now, I hope you all enjoy this new chapter and have a safe and fun New Year's!
Edit: I have figured out my new art program!
#alhob#undertale#undertale fanfic#so happy I managed to get this out before the year's end#I rewrote this chapter so many dang times#but I'm already so excited to get to work on the next one#things are really gonna start picking up now#but for now I'm off to a party#gonna have so much chips and dip yesss#happy new year everyone!
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so like... journal 3 has just been out there since 2017??? And it's this good??? And I had no idea???? Geez
#Gravity falls#I just finished reading it and the book of bill. Wow#Rewatching this show and then reading these books is literally healing my inner child#I was busy when gravity falls was airing and also super young but I found the show and the concept so exciting and cool#And I remember I watched it all. But my mom was not a fan of it so I had to be careful#And I wasn't on socialmedia so I had no idea there was that bill cipher hunt or even the codes. I knew there were codes butit all felt far#out of my grasp as a kid. Now I'm an adult and I can get lostin the gravity falls world and cry about how good the characters are written#Again. Because I definitely did cry about it as a kid. But now I can fully appreciate all the small details. Including the books yesss
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You have a crush on Dalv?? :0
Cuz if so then YOOOO YES!! I'm in desperate need for other UTY self shippers/moots!!
I do! He's really really cute, I'm literally downloading UTY rn >///< IDK I love opposites attract where one person is more of a shut in and a loner while the other is sociable and drags them everywhere hehe
#plus yesss i'm so excited to talk about like double dates with me and dalv and you and starlo lolol#hopeful asks ✉️
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@itsaiba " WELL clearly my ant farm is not the place to put your figures. try clearing date's porn stash or tama's stuff. my ant farm stays put! "
"I had not considered Date's porn magazines." He's not foolish enough to touch Tama's things. That's insta-death. "Please forgive me, Aiba-sama-onee-chan."
#rpAiba#itsaiba#AU: aiball#yesss I'm so glad you happened upon them!#the timing was good too because I just got Ai-Zak's icons on Wed#and he's been soooooo excited to play with the other aiballs#he's the silliest version of my muse#and it's a delight playing him like this#also moved this to a new post so that your notes for it aren't all jumbled up with the others
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IYOWA PROJECT VOLTAGE COLLAB REAL??????
#YESSS IM SO EXCITED!!!!!#i was hoping they'd be one of the artists to work on the project i'm so happy!! 😭😭😭#i can't wait aaaaaa#mj.txt
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enemies to… pt.2 || mv33
summary: you have the race of your life in canada and a certain someone helps you celebrate against your better judgement
pairing: max verstappen x driver!reader
fc & warnings: none and bad language, very suggestive - you are responsible for the content you consume
a/n: if i had a nickel for every time i wrote a driver pairing and the two drivers i was basing them off had a blinder of a race when i was starting part 2 ,,, id have 2 nickels and that’s not a lot but it is weird it happened twice.... LETS GO KIMI AND GEORGE!!!!! p.s i got way too invested in this this is a LONG one xoxo
masterlist | pt 1
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
“YESSS! YES, YES, YES!!” you screamed into the radio, barely able to keep your hands steady on the wheel as you crossed the finish line in third place. p1. your first formula 1 win.
the mercedes pit wall exploded in cheers and through the radio crackle, toto’s voice came through steady as always but proud. “y/n! huge drive today, kid.” you could hear the smile in his voice. “you are a race winner! great work.”
you let out a shaking laugh, already crying. “thank you, toto. thank you for everything.” your voice cracked with emotion as you waved to the grandstands on your cool-down lap, heart thundering against your ribcage. this was it. the moment you’d been chasing your entire life and now, you’d finally caught it.
“what a race! great job, y/n!” bono chimed in next. “how do you feel?”
“so good!” you gasped, breathless and beaming beneath your helmet. “god this feels so good. i'm so grateful to you, to the team, to everyone who’s believed in me. this means everything.”
ahead, you caught sight of isack giving you a thumbs up from his parked car a small but solid nod of respect from one of your favorite people that made your chest swell even more.
your hands trembled as you unclipped your belts and rolled to a stop in front of the glowing red number 1 marker. with practiced motion and adrenaline-fueled excitement, you pulled off your steering wheel and set it on the car’s nose before hoisting yourself out of the cockpit. the noise of the crowd hit you in full force.
throwing your arms up to the sky, you let the roar of the fans wash over you. their cheers mingled with the sound of your own name being shouted by your crew. you leapt off the nose of the car and took off in a sprint toward the waiting arms of your mechanics and engineers, all of them ready for you, shouting, clapping, crying just like you.
you barely made it a few feet before your teammate caught you in a tight hug. “you bloody legend!” he shouted over the noise, arms wrapped tightly around your waist as he lifted you a little off the ground and spun you around. “first win and a double podium for us! i’m so fucking proud of you.”
you couldn’t stop laughing, the sound mingling with the tears still clinging to your lashes as george set you back on the ground. “george! I can’t believe this—”
"believe it, superstar.” he slung an arm around your shoulder leading you toward the rest of the mercedes crew as you ripped your helmet off your head.
parc ferme was buzzing. high fives were being thrown, people were shouting your name, someone handed you a mercedes flag to wave, and another mechanic pushed a bottle of water into your hand while bono clapped you on the back. you were surrounded by joy, your joy and you let yourself just feel it.
then the crowd shifted. you glanced to the side, heart still pounding, and there he was.
max verstappen, hair damp with sweat and race suit unzipped, walked toward you with a half-smirk and that unreadable look in his eye. he clapped briefly for you, once, twice then stopped a few steps away.
george dropped his arm from your shoulder and gave max a stiff nod before retreating to let you have a moment.
max held your gaze. “p1, huh? guess all that pushing i forced you to do this season has paid off."
you laughed, “p2 isn’t so bad either. i thought you might catch me at one point.”
“i was close. annoyingly close, actually.” he squinted at you with a teasing glare, and then softer, added, “you deserved that today though. that was a hell of a drive.”
you smiled, a small but genuine one. “thanks, max. for that and for not running me off the track this time.”
he gave you a dry look but the corner of his mouth twitched upward. “i like to keep things interesting.” then, quieter so only you could hear, “happiness suits you.”
you opened your mouth to respond but before you could say anything, a pr rep called your name from behind, reminding you it was time to head to the cool down room. max took a slow step back but didn’t break eye contact. “see you up there, winner,” he winked before turning and walking to the post race interview with nico rosberg.
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ynuser: P1 BABY LETS GO! WE FINALLY DID IT!!!! the car felt absolutely incredible today and i couldn’t be more pleased with this result. thank you to the best team in the whole world, the amazing and incredible fans who cheer for me every weekend, my friends and family who dared to dream big with me and to one of my biggest cheerleaders and overall best teammate ever, george. love you all more than anything 🩵
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user1: my y/l/nrussell heart i’m crying
yourbff: OK SHES AN F1 RACE WINNER
ynuser: YES SHE IS!!
user2: so deserved you are incredible
georgerussell63: it was always when not if 🩵
ynuser: thank you for always helping me keep my head up and for encouraging me to be the best me. i love you georgie 🩵
georgerussell63: love you more stinker
user20: honestly they don’t make teammates like this anymore. these two are the sweetest most supportive duo i can’t
lando: MY GOAT MY GOAT MY GOAT
ynuser: that’s you 🥀
lando: stfu! let me be proud of you! (even tho u neglected to shout me out in this post?)
ynuser: you’re one of my fans no?
user14: best day in the world for annoying people
maxverstappen1: congrats, y/n!
ynuser: thanks max!
user3: shaking did they really just interact like that after the race and comment on each others instargrams?! who do they think they are
user6: yeah i sobbed the entire last lap watching you cross that finish line
carmenmundt: so proud of you my beautiful girl 😘
ynuser: thank you carmen 😭🤍
mercedesamgf1: that’s our girl 🩵
ynuser: 🩵🩵🩵🩵
user99: y/n and george’s celebration may have been the most wholesome thing i’ve ever seen in all of sports
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user2: a y/n post?????? on main???????????
charlesleclerc: very interesting post we’ve got here
maxverstappen1: what ever could you mean by that
charlesleclerc: you know what i mean mate. 2 weeks ago you told me she was one of your least favorite people on the grid and now you’re showing up to races with her, publicly congratulating her in your post race interview and NOW POSTING HER ON INSTAGRAM
maxverstappen1: one could call it personal growth
charlesleclerc: you confuse me mon ami
user3: didn’t you try to kill her in spain
lando: 🤨
maxverstappen1: don’t even start
user5: brb claiming this energy! my y/l/nstappen agenda will never die
ynuser: crazy how you were there on the podium with me for my first win in karting and now you’re here with me in f1 🥹
maxverstappen1: wouldn’t have wanted to be anywhere else for either of them!
ynuser: you’ve gone soft on me
maxverstappen1: man enough to admit that yes! i 100% have
ynuser: it feels a little weird but i like it
maxverstappen1: me too
user6: ok so what was all that fighting for then
victoriaverstappen: is this who i think it is???
maxverstappen1: yes 😌
victoriaverstappen: so you two really worked everything out?
maxverstappen1: i’d like to think so! we definitely still have some figuring out to do but i think we’re headed on the right path
victoriaverstappen: i’m so glad to hear that 🤍
user8: t minus 3 hours before we get f1gossip posts of you guys kissing at some party

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“oh my god lando.” you grabbed his arm, eyes wide as you stared across the dance floor.
he blinked, very tipsy and very much mid-dance. “what?” he shouted over the pounding bass, lifting his drink to take another gulp.
"max is here!” you hissed, gripping his forearm as if he might blow away with the fog machine smoke. your hands trembled just slightly as you watched max verstappen part the crowd, dressed in a plain black tee, fitted jeans, and a ball cap low over his eyes. he was effortlessly casual and stupidly attractive... NOT that you’d ever say that out loud.
lando squinted in the direction you were looking. “okay...?” he gave you a confused look. “didn’t you invite him?”
“well yeah but now I’m scared!” you whisper-shouted, not understanding what lando wasn't picking up on here.
before lando could respond, george appeared behind you, resting his chin on your shoulder like the affectionate annoyance he was. “scared of what now?” he mumbled into your ear, already half-laughing.
you patted his cheek to shoo him off. “nothing, georgie. go away.”
“oh, it’s not nothing! don't lie now, y/n/n,” lando chimed in, way too gleeful for your liking. “miss p1 here invited verstappen and now she’s afraid to even look at him.”
george pulled back, narrowing his eyes like you’d just told him you were planning to join red bull. “since when are you afraid of max? i thought you were friends now?”
you shot him a warning glare, “now is not the time.” max was nearly at the velvet rope, weaving through bodies like he was making his way through eau rouge , casual but focused.
“y/n/n's got a little cru—”
“lando!” you hissed, smacking him in the stomach to shut him up. he made a dramatic show of stumbling back like he’d been shot.
“hey guys!” max greeted, flashing a smile. his voice was relaxed but his eyes lingered on you longer than they did on anyone else and you thought you may have even caught him giving you a once over which made you instantly self conscious.
george gave you a look so smug it could’ve been illegal while lando was still pretending to nurse his “injury” from your stomach smack. you swallowed, forcing your face into a smile. “hi max. you made it.”
“you invited me so of course i did.” he said, arching a brow in slight question. you were saved from replying by someone handing you another drink which you downed a little too quickly for dignity’s sake.
max just chuckled, leaning in slightly. “you always this nervous around me or just when you’re celebrating a podium?”
you laughed way too loud and way too fast, “don’t flatter yourself, verstappen.”
he smirked, “wouldn’t dream of it.” but his gaze lingered on you as charles called him over from the bar.
as he turned to go, promising to come right back, george nudged you. “you are aware he was flirting, right?”
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maxfewtrell: when is she not?
lando: now thats a good question
alexandrasaintmluex: brb on my way. charles and max are in some heated conversation and i want my girly
lando: WAIT WAIT WAIT ABOUT WHAT
alexandrasaintmluex: max not shooting his shot or something with some girl
lando: oh alex do i have some news and a mission for you
alexnadrasaintmluex: WHAT
lando: i think they may be talking abt ur girly. please gather some intel before i spill more bc she will kill me
alexandrasaintmluex: oh my god charles just said: if you don't get back over there and get y/n alone i'm going to start screaming in the middle of this bar
alexandrasaintmluex: does she want that???
lando: Y E S
alexandrasaintmluex: brb going to weasel my way into this conversation and get max to go get her
lando: MY GOAT LETS GOOOOO
georgerussell63: real
lando: thanks for always getting it mate
ynuser: lack of rizz and aura yet i look hot as fck here
lando: you look stupid?
ynuser: i hate you so bad
lando: ok go hang out with max then?
ynuser: I HATE YOU SO BAD
isackhadjar: man where was my invite
lando: dunno mate! get your ass to stereo!
isackhadjar: omw!
francolapinto: would u hate me if i said she has rizz and aura and i kinda like it
lando: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EW EW EW EW
francolapinto: message received
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as you made your way back from the bathroom the room spun in that warm sparkling way alcohol and adrenaline combine after a night you’ll never forget. you were very much caught up in your own thoughts as you weaved through the sea of bodies. you and max had just made up, barely a a few weeks removed from finally squashing years of tension, mind games, and trackside fights. you’d told him, rather explicitly, that you wanted to focus on being friends. keep things simple. focus on racing.
but the high of winning, of finally standing on the top step, of the club lights glinting off champagne flutes and the bass thudding in your chest was all making it really hard to think about anything other than how badly you wanted to figure out how max’s hands would feel tangled in your hair or gripping your bare waist.
“alright, alright, alright,” george declared as you flopped down onto the velvet couch across from him. he looped an arm around carmen’s shoulders and tugged her into the conversation. “here’s a thought. what if,” he grinned, “we get my darling girl to lightly suggest to mr. verstappen that he should make a move on you?”
carmen blinked, clearly blindsided by the proposal. “i’m sorry, what am I being recruited for?”
“absolutely not!” you said quickly. “we are not sending secret agents into battle!! this is not year six disco night.”
“but it kind of is,” lando chimed in, sipping his drink and loving the chaos. “you’re both single, both here, both trying to act like you're not wildly into each other.”
george raised his hands in defense, mischief still dancing in his eyes. “come on, y/n. you just won your first race! i haven't seen you like this in a while, you're absolutely buzzing. let yourself enjoy it. blow off some steam.” he leaned in with a knowing look, “and now that max has been demoted from Public Enemy Number 1 to… let’s say attractive rival with unresolved tension, I mean this is literally the perfect setup. and lets not forget you literally invited him.”
"the alcohol invited him," you glared at george, “and don't drag carmen into this mess.”
"too bad because i already dragged alexandra into it!" lando announced causing your stomach to drop. "and would you look at that! here she comes with max!"
you sat upright nearly knocking over your drink as your eyes landed on alexandra weaving her way toward the vip booth with max just behind her. "you meddling twat," you hissed at lando but he just smiled back at you.
alexandra arrived first, all glowing skin and glittering eyes, dropping a hand dramatically onto your shoulder. "hope you're ready," she whispered just as max came to a stop beside her.
"hey," he greeted the group but his eyes were on you. "congrats again."
you gave him a smile, shy and unsure, the complete opposite of how you’d felt ripping around circuit gilles villeneuve earlier that day, “thanks again.”
before the awkwardness could settle, alexandra clapped her hands together, “alright, so here's the deal... lando, carmen, george and i are going to go check out the bar across the dance floor with charles. apparently he's doing vodka maple syrup shots or something equally ridiculous.”
lando blinked, “wait, we are?”
“yes,” alexandra snapped, shooting him a 'shut up and follow my lead' look. “it's for the bit.”
“but-” you started, panic rising in your throat as your friends started to all stand up.
alexandra leaned in, close enough only for you to hear. “you’re welcome, babe!”
before you could protest further, the group was moving and within and instant it was just you and max. he let out a sigh and slipped into the spot beside you on the couch, a faint smile tugging at the corners of his lips. “our friends are real subtle, huh?”
you laughed, "yeah, i kinda hate them right about now."
max smiled with a shake of his head, "i don't."
you looked over at him and the way he was watching you was maddening. you couldn’t tell if it was the alcohol or the fact that he’d just looked straight at you like you were his next trophy but your brain was a puddle. you tilted your head toward him, trying to sound light, “didn’t we agree to just be friends?”
he shrugged, his fingers circling the rim of his glass as he looked away briefly then back at you. “well yeah but friends can sit too close on a couch, right?” and just like that, he shifted, just an inch, maybe two, closing the space between you so that his leg rested completely against yours.
you swallowed, suddenly hyper-aware of everything now.. the sweat-slicked air, the warmth radiating off him, the music thrumming like a pulse around you. “friends who sit close,” you echoed, “that’s a dangerous game, no?”
max leaned in, slow and unhurried, his voice low, “only if you don’t want to play.”
“you’re not going to make this easy, are you?” you whispered, eyes locked on his.
a cocky grin spread across his face, “nope.”
you opened your mouth to say something else but he was already moving again. slowly, carefully, max reached for your hand that was resting on your bare leg. his fingers brushed yours, then laced them together. his eyes flicked to yours searching for some sort of protest but when he didn't find it, he moved your hand further and placed it on his thigh causing you to gulp.
“i’ll be good,” he said quietly, with a look that told you he wouldn’t. “that is... unless you want me to be bad.”
you let out a laugh that was loud, unexpected, full of disbelief at both him and yourself, "you? good?"
he looked proud of himself, “for you, maybe.”
“shut up,” you muttered, hiding your smile in your glass as you took a sip but you didn’t move your hand and neither did he.
his thumb traced lazy circles against the top of your hand, the heat of his thigh beneath your palm sending your thoughts into disarray. max leaned in a little closer, his breath brushing your cheek. “I think you like this more than you’re letting on,” he murmured, voice half a dare, half a promise.
you turned your head again just enough to meet his eyes. “and if I do?”
he didn’t answer right away. he just stared at you, gaze dropping briefly to your lips, then back up again - checking, asking. you could’ve said no. you could’ve pulled away. you could’ve reminded him, and yourself, that you were supposed to be keeping things simple. instead, you whispered, “do something about it.”
that was all he needed. max leaned in and kissed you, it was slow at first, like he was testing the waters but the second you kissed him back, squeezing your fingers around his thigh, the tension broke like a wave. his free hand rose to your jaw, steadying you as he deepened it, your lips moving together like they’d been waiting years to do this like every race, every fight, every side-eye in a press conference had been foreplay.
you barely noticed the buzz of noise from the bar fade until it was broken by an unmistakable round of slow, sarcastic clapping. you pulled back from max just in time to see the whole group standing across the room, absolutely beaming like a bunch of proud, meddling idiots.
“about time!” lando shouted, raising his drink in a toast.
max let out a low groan, burying his face in your shoulder for a second before turning to the group with a mock glare.
“you’re welcome!” george called, making a heart with his hands.
you rolled your eyes but couldn’t keep the smile off your face as max leaned back in, whispering against your ear, “we’re never living this down, are we?”
you shook your head, still breathless. “not a chance.”
“worth it,” he said, before kissing you again this time without hesitation and definitely without regrets. "lets get out of here."
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lando: i am filled with disgust at 1) the slander and 2) the image and implications of the image
ynuser: you advocated for this to happen let me reminder you AND you told max f within maybe 2 minutes of catching max and i kissing the first time
lando: LIAR
alexandrasaintmluex: you're welcome sweetie pie
ynuser: thank you my knight in shining armour
georgerussell63: brb leaking this as we speak
ynuser: make sure you at least blur out the words so they don't know its you doing it
georgerussell63: already done
maxverstappen1: they'll surely leak it now
ynuser: undoubtedly!
maxverstappen1: thanks for spending the night and the whole day with me.. i wish you didn't have to leave
ynuser: 🥹🥹🥹 i'll be back in a few hours!!
maxverstappen1: hurry
yourbff: GIRL WHAT HAPPENED TO JUST FRIENDS????
ynuser: your honor i am just a girl and to be fair we are still technically just friends…….. with a benefit or two
liamlawson31: is that…… is that max verstappen??
ynuser: can neither confirm nor deny
danielriccardo: thank god honestly
ynuser: real
iamrebeccad: i miss one gp and you win and post a man?
ynuser: yes 😔💔 i wish you were here. i'll catch you up in austria though i promise
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you glanced over at max, his face calm and focused as he was in the process of finishing a sim race, fingers moving with casual precision. the hum of the setup was the only sound in the room. he looked so at home like that with his headphones on, tshirt slightly askew, brows drawn in concentration.
you’d spent most of your time off together this past week with lazy mornings, late night drives, quiet dinners on the couch. it felt natural, easy even and like something you should have been doing for a long time. but something about knowing you’d both be flying to austria tomorrow, back into the high-speed chaos of the paddock, made your stomach twist.
you stared at your hands in your lap and whispered, “i don’t want to be friends.”
max didn’t hear you at first or maybe he wasn’t sure he had. his head peeked around the his chair, brows raised. “what was that, liefde?”
you met his eyes and forced the words out clearly, “i don’t want to be friends.”
he paused his game without hesitation, almost startlingly quick. he turned in his chair to face you fully, still wearing that look of confusion, “you don’t want to be my friend anymore?”
“no,” you said quickly, standing and moving toward him. “i mean, yes, obviously I do but not just that. i want… more. i want to be more than just your friend.”
max's shoulders dropped with relief, his lips twitching into a small smile. “you do?”
you nodded, heart pounding. “i do. but… i also want to keep it just ours, at least for now. i know the others know we're seeing each other casually but I don’t want to anyone to know its official official until we’re both ready. just you and me for now.”
max stood up slowly, taking your hand in his. “being yours is all i've ever wanted.”
you grinned and the tension melted off your shoulders. outside, the world waited - austria, media, podiums, gossip, all of it. but in here, it was just you and him and that was more enough.
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
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Saw this post and immediately thought "wow I miss CEO Sevika, this would make such a nice Angel prompt"
Not entirely sure of a premise for this but let's say....Sevika and Reader have a small fight in the morning and Reader Isn't Happy™. She gets over it rather quickly, but decides to lightly tease Sevika the rest of the day, including through meetings. After their last meeting, she traps Sev in her office and tells her "Eat it" as an "apology."
FUCK YESSS this is so hot ehhehe
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"heyyyy..." seamus trails off as he walks into the break room beside you. you glare up at him.
"i don't wanna hear it."
"i didn't even say anything!" seamus exclaims. he walks to the coffee maker, his eyes on you the entire time as he fiddles with it. you sigh.
"we're fighting." you explain.
seamus nods. "that much is clear."
you cringe. "is she being a bitch?" you ask. you know how your wife can get when you're not there to tell her to bite her tongue. seamus makes a squeaky noise, then gives you a constipated expression.
"no." he lies. you snort and shake your head.
"fuck. i'm sorry. she went behind my back and scheduled herself a meeting on her birthday weekend." you explain. seamus pouts and sits beside you.
"but you guys always do something fun for her birthday."
"i know. guess not this year." you say with a sad shrug.
in past years, your birthday celebrations ranged from fancy dinners to weekend getaways. but it's not even the fact that you're missing out on a nice date with your wife. it's more than that.
"she just-- she doesn't fuckin' take breaks unless i force her, y'know? and these past few years she hasn't tried to argue takin' her birthday off. i just finally thought i got her used to takin' care of herself and she goes behind my back to do this shit..."
seamus frowns and pats your shoulder. "if it makes you feel any better, she's clearly regretting her decision now."
you giggle a little. it does make you feel better. "i should go back in there, huh?" you ask.
seamus nods. "yes, please. i forgot how fuckin' scary she is without you. nearly pissed myself givin' her the morning report."
you giggle and pat seamus' shoulder. "you're a good friend."
"and you're a good wife!" he shouts behind you. you laugh and shake your head as you walk toward your shared office with sevika.
she's drawn all the blinds-- a clear sign that she's in a bad mood. you roll your eyes and take a deep breath, then push into the office.
sevika's eyes dart up from her desk, her gaze softening as it lands on you. something inside you flutters. she's still so sweet, even when she's pissing you off.
"seamus says you're being mean." you say, closing the door behind you. you lock it, not wanting anybody to walk in on you and sevika arguing. sevika sinks into her chair, guiltily.
"well, what do you expect? my wife's been giving me the cold shoulder all day."
you roll your eyes and walk over to sevika's desk, sitting in front of her. she smiles sweetly up at you, wrapping her arms around your legs. you shake your head in amusement. "you're not off the hook y'know." you sigh as you reach down to cup sevika's face, combing your fingers through her hair.
sevika nods in your grasp. "i know." she whispers. "does it make it any better if i tell you i cleared an entire week out for us at the end of the month?" she asks.
you have to bite your cheek to keep from laughing in excitement. "what?"
"i rearranged some things. booked us a room at our favorite little resort."
"you did, huh?" you ask. sevika kisses your hand and nods.
"i'm sorry." she says finally. "baby, i really am." she kisses a trail up your arm, nuzzling against the crook of your elbow. you frown down at your wife, trying your best to keep your resentment strong, but it's so hard when she's so cute. you can't believe this is the woman all your co-workers find scary, she's like a fucking puppy.
"mmm. i dunno if i can forgive you yet." you say.
sevika pouts. "what can i do to make it up to you?" she asks.
you giggle. you were hoping she'd ask that. you squish her cheeks together in your hands kissing her puckered lips, before letting go of your hold on her and turning around in her grip, laying yourself on her desk and wiggling your ass in her face just a bit.
"eat it." you say simply, pulling your skirt up and your panties to the side.
the sound sevika makes is equally endearing and arousing. something needy and guttural, a hint of surprise overwhelmed by a rush of need. she doesn't need to be told twice. you gasp as her hands smack your ass cheeks, spreading you open and humming as she takes a good look at you. you lean down onto your joint desks, grabbing your cardigan from the back of your chair to muffle your moans.
sevika spits on your asshole then dives forward, sloppily eating you out.
you shiver against the desks, reaching back to grab sevika's wrist. fuck she's good with her mouth. she's sloppy and passionate, her nose rubbing deliciously at your asshole while her tongue fucks your cunt. her chin's rubbing against your clit with her movements, and the little moans she's letting out at the taste of you are making you dizzy.
"fuck, i love you." you sigh, clawing at her forearm. sevika's free arm smacks your ass-- her response to your words. you giggle. "you piss me off sometimes but-- ah!" you giggle as sevika bites your inner thigh. "but you make up for it pretty well." you finish.
sevika chuckles against you and kisses her bite mark. "can't be fully forgiven 'til you cum on my tongue." she says. you snort.
"you're a freak." you say with glee. sevika giggles, then flicks your clit with her tongue. you gasp. "fuck-- please." you beg. sevika hums and sucks your clit into her mouth, her thumb working circles around your asshole. you groan and push back against her. "please!" you whine.
"shhhhh baby." sevika scolds, smacking your ass with an impact much louder than your whine had been. "somehow i'm the freak while you're beggin' for my fingers in your ass."
you growl and reach back, pulling sevika's face back toward your cunt by her hair. she muffles her giggles against you and continues her work, lapping up your arousal and working her thumb against your ass again. "fuck, i'm close." you whine.
sevika grunts against you, hooks her thumb inside you, and chuckles as you fall apart. you bury your face into your cardigan, trying to muffle your moans. judging by the way sevika's moaning against you, though, you aren't doing a very good job.
your body sags against the desks when sevika pulls away. she snorts, smacks your ass one last time, and straightens your clothes back out before pulling you to sit down in her lap.
you sigh dreamily, letting your head lean back on her shoulder, kissing her cheek as she caresses your body.
"so... am i forgiven?" she asks. you giggle.
"mmm. i guess."
sevika grins. "nice. you wanna help me with these tax forms?" she asks, gesturing to the pile of papers on her desk. you snort.
"hell no."
sevika pouts up at you, and you wiggle in her lap against her hard, hot, trapped dick. "f-fuck, watch it baby!" she whines.
you laugh. "how about i crawl under our desks and take care of this for you while you do all the boring paperwork for me, hmm?"
sevika's smile is blinding. fuck, how hopelessly in love with someone do you have to be that the sight of their tooth gap turns you on?
"that sounds like a real good plan, baby." she says. you giggle and shimmy off her lap, only to be stopped by her arms wrapping around your waist. "wait." she whispers. you turn to face her, ready to ask what she needs, when she leans forward and kisses you sweetly. she pulls away, smiles at you, then shrugs and leans in to kiss you one more time. "okay. now you can blow me." she says.
you burst into giggles as you make your way under her desk.
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Hi can you write a lando norris x horner!reader fc ( hannah dodd) you can choose the plot smau pls
wildflower, lando norris
summary : y/n y/ln is a well known actress in the film industry and lando norris a top driver in formula 1. they had grown up together but had since grown apart and developed a hatred for another. after a public spectacle lando norris's manager suggests a pr relationship with none other than y/n y/ln. faceclaim : hannah dodd a/n : first request <33 hope u like it alsooo i love hannah dodd smm but the ogs know her from find me in paris but her in bridgerton omdss. also apologies in advance but this is like rlyyyy long. p.s alexandra liked my comment on tiktok 😭
y/nusername some bts for you 💐

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user728 the best casttt
username12 acc can't wait for s3
user99 my comfort people forever
user342 love u smmm y/n you're the best !!
y/nfan ik this season is going to be so insane
user689 so so excited like when s2 came out i binged it in one day (yes i am a bit insane)
user44 help no cause that's so real
y/nlover y/n was made for period dramas
y/nusername

》 OMG YES YES OUR QUEEN IS FINALLY COMING BACK WE MISSED YOU
》 MISSED YOU AT THE RACES
》 WE BETTER GET MAX AND Y/N CONTENT I LOVE THEM SMM
》 everything is right in the world
》 the redbull princess
maxverstappen friends and family

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y/nusername i missed p smmm
kellypiquet trust we know you did you literally facetimed her twice a day
user67 i just know y/n is going to be such a good mother one day
username chestappen lover here 🤭
user44 awww it is rare that we get posts like this from max
username75 y/n is literally like max's sister atp i acc love their relationship smm
y/nusername great to be back 🏎

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user728 our unbothered queen
user459 not max and lando literally beefing on the first lap and then the camera pans to y/n smiling and waving like pllsss why is sky so messy like that
alexandrasaintmleux need your style so bad
user678 so happy to see her smile again
username124 i just can't get over y/n and lando like i refuse to believe that they don't ever talk like that's crazy to me
f1fan FR they literally grew up together user22 yesss christian was like a second father figure in his life
user889 can we talk about how her fit are the ferrari colours i alwaysss knew she was just like meee
user99 imagine your father being an f1 team principal likeee why not meee
landonorris tough race today after a collsion on the first lap but we will come back stronger

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user56 totally your fault mate
user22 who do u think you are
username78 never hated you up until now
user299 thanks for screwing up max's race
f1fan i'm sorry lando i love you but that was uncalled for
user99 i stand with my cancelled wife 🧍♀️
༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚
texts between lando and manager
this isn't good is it? lando
no lando no it's not manager
everyone is taking it wayyy out of context lando
ik ik manager
so what do we do lando
i might have an idea but you have to trust me manager
༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚
y/nusername a night out in monaco

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user677 girl is just everywhere atm
user34 oooo i spot those ferrari's
username45 serving faceeee
akexandrasaintmleux had the best time with you !
y/nusername me toooo can't wait to do it again
y/nfan omggg she was with charles and alex in a club so insaneee
user000 y/n is actually so classy and chic
f1updates lando norris and y/n y/ln spotted in monaco earlier today

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user57 EXCUSE ME?!
user674 😮
f1fan the ogs are crying rn
user67 yesss i can confirm
username57 am i being pranked rnnn cus wtfff
f1lover this has to be pr like there is no they just decided to meet up on random tuesday and get papped like nuh uh
user00 ya'll are mad but i'm happy asf like idc if it's fake or not they still interacted
user223 a win is a win
༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚
texts between lando and y/n
i'm only doing this for the money y/n
trust me ik you are lando
well you've always been materialistic lando
wowww says the one who literally has over 20 flashy cars just for show y/n
whatever em my manager wanted to remind you that we have to start making posts together to yk let the public start a rumour about us dating or whatevs lando
ok y/n
ok? lando
yes fine i'll post something now y/n
thanks lando
i still hate you y/n
you can't hate me forever lando
yes i can y/n
well pls pretend that you don't infront of the cameras lando
i'm literally an actress y/n
oh yeah 😭😭 lando
what a muppet y/n
༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚
y/nusername family dinner

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user627 FAMILY DINNER WITH LANDO NORRIS?¿
user82 am i seeing what i think i'm seeing
username62 i'm so confused rn because whaaaaa
user56 there is no way christian is okay with thisss
f1fan y/n is just living that life
user34 i still think this is pr because it's so typical that they are seen together after all the hate lando is getting
username123 waittt this lowkey makes sense
username46 helpp the pic of christian im peeing
༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚
texts between max and y/n
YOU AND LANDO WHAT max
it's pr you dummy y/n
okay but still....you and lando.....you hate eachother max
yeah but we can just fake it infront of the cameras y/n
oh god y/n this is a horrible idea max
how he gets his reputation back and i get some money whats the big deal y/n
ohh is this about what he said about you over the radio y/n
nah nah i'm over that we're good we talked max
did he apologize y/n
actually ye he did max
wow you had to wait like a week for an apology while i've been waiting 8 years y/n
damn max
༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚
y/nusername start of press tour eek literally my fav part of the job

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user56 quick like norris quick like lando norris 🎶
user99 girl just tell us are you with lando or not
f1fan if she's happy i'm happy
kellypiquet forever in awe of your beauty
y/nusername stoppp ily smm
user56 lowkey obsessed with this fit
username688 oh i'm so ready for the press tour
f1lover do u think lando will will come with her on the press tour
user44 omgg yeah maybe he could because summer break has just started
landonorris my beautiful girl

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user728 stoppp what is going onnn
user900 awww this is acc so sweet
f1fan lando is so so lucky
justaninchident omggg y/n drop the workout routine plsss
username516 hottest couple
user34 can't believe this is real
user13 they literally have hated eachother for years i'm so confused
y/nusername s3 out now enjoy !! (p.s i wish we all dressed like this on the daily)

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user56 omggg i just binged watched it it's so good i'm obsessed
user728 so so good y/n so proud of how far you've come
username how can someone be this perfect 🤭
f1fan she's serving cuntttt
user67 need that dress acc
alexandrasaintmleux just watched and can confirm that y/n is a sensation !!
landonorris

》 ughhh they are so so cute
》 we love a supportive bf
》 the math is not mathing
》 how? when? what? why?
》 y/n is so stinkin cute
*written*
as the sun began to set on the top of the waters in the far off distance, you let out a sigh, enraptured by the view. you had now been spending two weeks in mallorca in spain ans you'd be lying if you said you weren't enjoying yourself.
you and lando had just been for your evening meal and now you were walking along the beach which had become your nightly routine here in spain.
lando walks beside you hands in pockets as he looks right ahead him, but he notices as you begin to slow down.
you wince in pain as you made the idotic decision of wearing the most uncomfortable pair of heels you own. you take the heel and groan when you see a blister begin to form.
"you okay?" lando asks walking over to you and instructing you to lean on him. you oblige before setting down your feet and pulling away from him.
"yeah no no i'm fine"
"you can wear my shoes if you want i don't mimd" lando offers but you hesitate.
"but what about you?"
"it's not that far of a walk i'll be fine"
"you sure?"
lando nods and hands you his shoes, taking your heels off your hands. you slip onto lando's shoes and sigh in relief.
"thanks lan". lando' eyebrows raise at the nickname but he doesn't conplain and responds to you with a mindless shrug.
noticing that he still held a tight grip on your heels as you had begun to walk again you suggest to take them off his hands.
"i can take my heels back if you want" you offer.
"no no it's bother and you know i have to be the model boyfriend". you giggle and blush at this and imagine that what it would be like if lando was your real boyfriend but your thoughts are quickly brushed away when you remember that you are supposed to hate him. and he can certaintly not know you feel this way.
a camera shutter clicks which draws you from your thoughts and you jump at the sound.
lando grits his teeth. "the fucking paps".
you bite your lip nervously as you have never had good experiences with them before. upon noticing your nervous demeanour lando takes his hand in yours and nods at you before you walk up to the street.
your eyes widen as you notice all the photographers lining each side of the street.
"hey it's okay the apartment is not too far from here, i've got you"
you nod and allow lando to steer you clear of the paps as the scream nonesense and invasive questions. just as you are about to be out of their viewshot lando stops to kiss you on the cheek.
"what was that for?"
lando urges his head towards the dozens of photographers that were most likely ecstatic with their picture.
you nod in understanding but also in disappointment as you wished he had said there were no reason. but things like that don't happen in fake relationship. but god you wish they did.
landonorris

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user772 omggg they spent summer together
username728 awww
f1fan just them
user728 mom and dad
f1lover nobody gets them like i do
oscarpiastri no wonder you aren't answering my messages
userw78 LANDO ANSWER OSCAR
user728 omgg did u guys see the paparazzi pics
justaninchident omggg yess they were so cute and the kiss on the cheek i was melting
y/nusername

》 LET'S GO LANDO
》 eeeeek i love them smm
》 oh im so ready for y/n's photo dump
》 so so cute
》 the it couple
y/nusername summer with bae

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landonorris ❤️
alexandrasaintmleux miss you girl
y/nusername miss you moreee
user828 i love them sm i can't anymore
user2 omggg y/n's dress is so gorge
f1fan omg lando 👀👀
user27 idk who i want to be more
*written*
you had wanted to bring up ever since you had reunited for the purpose of the pr relationship yet it never seemed like there was an appropiate time. you were enjoying yourself far too much to ruin it and truthfully lando had for the most part had stopped being a jerk towards you.
lando pulls a beer from out of the near empty fridge before he pulls a chair beside you on the balcony. he looks over at you while taking a swig, taking a deep interest into how intense you were looking over at the horizon.
"something on your mind?" lando asks, now also fixating his vision on the far off distance.
you look at him when he says those words and part of you wishes you could prevent the words that come out of your mouth next.
"i was thinking about us....about what happened with us"
lando groans and rubs a hand down his face before setting down his beer. "please tell me you are joking y/n"
you stand your ground. "no i'm not i'm serious lando we need to talk about this".
lando looks at you with annoyance. "can't we just move on from it like we are actually being civil towards one another and now you want to start up something else".
"i wish i could move on but i can't until you apologize"
lando tuts. "well i'm not going to do that".
your eyes widen in shock, you can't believe that he just said that to you, and so boldly too.
lando blows out a breath. "i don't regret picking mclaren over you".
his words are like a knife to the stomach and even lando flinches at the words just spoken. you sit there motionless for a moment before standig up.
"i'm going home"
"wait what no y/n what do you mean".
"i mean i'm going home".
you get up and make your way to the bedroom, pulling the suitcase from underneath the bed and packing anything that you can find belonging to you into it.
"y/n stop being so dramatic you don't have to do this"
you look back at him, angered. "yes yes i do because just as i was starting to have one ounce of trust for you, you basically tell me that i meant nothing to you back then".
"y/n-"
"no don't you say another word i'm done and so are we, and if i see your mangaer contacting me i swear to god" you blurt out so angered with him there are a milliom thoughts waiting to emerge.
those were the last words spoken as you rush out of the apartment slamming the door behind you leaving lando stood there in regret. as much as he wanted to run after to you, he was rooted to the spot because deep down he knew that you deserved better than him. and deep down he knew that you knew that too.
texts between y/n and christian
hi y/n just wanted to check up on you sweetie because i've seen alot of stuff online christian
about me and lando y/n
well yeah christian
are you okay? christian
well yeah it was a pr stunt so it meant nothing to me y/n
A PR STUNT......so it wasn't real christian
no y/n
thank god i still hate him christian
dad 😭😭 y/n
so what happened christian
i mean i brought up the whole leaving us to go mclaren and we got in a heated argument and i just blurted out i can't do this anymore y/n
is that what you want? christian
wdym y/n
did u want to break up with him christian
okay you're being weird y/n
it's a simple question y/n christian
it was a pr relationship y/n
doesn't mean that you didn't want it to end christian
ugh stop confusing me and what do u care u literally said you hate lando dad like what y/n
i care because if he makes you happy i'm happy christian
alexandrasaintmleux lunch date with bestie and leo

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kellypiquet the most gorgeous girls + leo
alexandrasaintmleux 😭❤️
user644 THE f1 wags
username7 i love themmmm
f1fan fangirling so bad rnnn
user829 OMG IMAGINE A GRWM WITH THESE TWO I'D DIE
f1lover we need outfit details
maxverstappen these two are both so stubborn that they won't even talk to eachother to try to work things out so i have to resort to coming on here. lando over the years i've got to know how much y/n means to you, you both grew up together drifted apart and have now found your way back to one another. please don't throw that away. and y/n even though you try to deny it you care, maybe too much. so please both of you just talk and try and sort things out becsuse p really misses auntie y/n and unce lando.

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user728 i'm acc sobbing
username672 Y/N AND LANDO LISTEN TO MAX
f1fan this was not on my 2024 bingo card
user12 max being matchmaker makes sm sense
f1lover "p misses auntie y/n and uncle lando" TEARS TEARS
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texts between y/n and lando
hey.... y/n
so im guessing you saw max's post lando
i did yeah y/n
i agree with him funnily enough, we need to talk lando
i'm still mad at you but yes i care about you alot y/n
i care about you too lando
then why did you do it y/n
god i was young i was stupid and i rly thought it wouldn't affect you that much lando
how stupid were you?! y/n
very stupid lando
i'm so sorry y/n you didn't deserve any of the pain i gave you oh god i actually need to talk to christian aswell lando
well your about 8 years too late to apologize to my dad he like full on hates you y/n
so you don't hate me anymore lando
no silly but you can't be forgiven that easy y/n
i'll do anything to make it up to you lando
yeah you better y/n
landonorris my sweet girl i promise i will never let you go

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*written*
your hand slots into lando's as you look up at him to only find him looking directly back at you with his eyes full of lust.
you blush and smile shyly at him.
"can you believe that after everything we've been through that we ended up together"
"i can" lando says confidently, so confidently that you can't help but roll your eyes in annoyance.
"what i'm serious the minute we met i knew you were the one"
you raise your eyebrows, not believing anything that is coming out of his mouth. "you were five" you state, as you have a recollection of your first time meeting when he bumped into you on the way to the track.
"so, when you know you know". he takes his thumb and traces it across your cheek before leaning in to press his lips against your own. you could never get used to way that made you feel.
"wait wait but you hated me" u you interrupt, pulling away from him in a moment of realization.
"i never hated you i just pretended to"
it takes a moment for you to register his words as he look back at him in confusion."why".
"because the girl i was in love with hated me"
"you were in love with me?"
"always have been always will be"
and with that you bit back a grin. in that moment you couldn't be happier, not only had you regained a friend but earned a soulmate and you couldn't wait to see what the future would hold.
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Hi I was wondering if I could request smut with Optimus and a female human? He’s concerned with hurting her due to the major difference in size but she tells him she can handle it. And something with mass displacement, maybe?
SWEET FEAR
Optimus Prime/Human!Reader
[⚠︎]: nsfw, size difference

Yesss!!
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Optimus looks down at you from above, hiding nerves in a serious expression. Your smooth body presented itself to him, exposing you as you unwrapped yourself from your clothes, giving him a beautiful show.
Not that he dislikes you, on the contrary, his spark jumps with excitement at the scene. Your tender flesh, your sweet parts, your body... So small.
He sighed. Small body, the fact bothered him. He was big, hard and strong, different from you, so vulnerable and small. The thought of hurting you, whether by accident was....
"Are you sure about this?"
"I told you I am! Optimus, don't worry." Peeling off the last layer of clothing, you approach him, listening to his doubts a tenth time. Your optics gleam at the sight.
"But you are so delicate and so small..." One of his servos goes between your legs to stroke your wet sex from your tiny hole to your clitoris, collecting a bit of the sticky fluid in its flat digit. "One wrong move and I could hurt you."
You shudder, before smiling. "Are you afraid of impaling me?"
"Do not say that. I had hate to risk hurting you in any way, maybe I am too big for you-"
You shut him up. "No. I can handle this, okay? Trust me, I'll handle it great!"
Optimus hesitated. "...I trust you."
You almost smiled in victory.
Almost.
"But what if your vagina cannot handle the stretch?"
"Oh, shut up already." You moan, reaching up to stroke her servo. "Please trust that I'll be fine."
"Optimus continued with doubt in his expression.
"For me?"
"...Very well. Please let me know if you feel unwell or if you wish to stop."
"Got it, boss!" you croon, throwing yourself on your back on the bed to wait for him. You watch his frame shift and retract, getting smaller until he's nine feet. Great, you think to yourself, what would it feel like to be smaller?
Optimus crawls towards you, towering over your reclining figure before gently touching you. His optics reflect pure adoration and his digits caress you like the softest silk, moving across your breasts, down to your belly and ending at your thighs. He also caressed them, lifting them up and spreading your legs to see your wet sex.
"Beautiful." He murmured, releasing his spike.
His fingers sinking into your tender skin, pulling you closer with a gentle tug. His spike rested between your labia, brushing against your clit.
"Wow..." you hum, it's certainly bigger than you thought, enough to not quite make it all the way inside you.
"We can stop if you wish."
"I'm telling you no!"
"Very well.." He picked up a bottle of lube stored in his subspace, applying a considerable amount to his length. "Are you ready?"
"Get it in now."
"Patience."
With a gentleness befitting him, Optimus lined up his spike with your wet entrance, thrusting gently. He struggles a bit at your entrance, the pressure intense and a little uncomfortable.
Still, you refuse to say anything. It hurts a little, feeling your carte stretch to accommodate him. The metal is cold and terribly hard.
"Are you feeling all right?"
"Y-Yep! Keep going!" you cheer, to which Optimus complies. His much larger servos wrap around your thighs as he pushes. Gradually the pain mixes with the pleasure of his thickness stimulating your walls. The discomfort is still there, but on a smaller scale.
When a little more of the tip was inside, Optimus paused a little, letting out a heavy exhale. "It's going to get a little bigger, please let me know if anything is wrong."
You nod and Optimus gets ready to continue, but this time he leaned in a little and made eye contact with you, bringing one of his servos to your pussy to gently rub your clit. He pushed just as gently, the difference being that this time you feel even more pressure and fullness, your insides making an extra effort to accommodate his spike.
You babble nervously from the sensation, it's like... A pleasurable tearing. His gaze on you fills you with nerves, probably looking to know from your expression that you're not lying to him.
Still, it seems pretty hot to you. Your expression becomes a little disorganized, letting out another heavy exhale.
"Please relax, you are.. squeezing me too hard..." You feel a few drops inside you, and you can see a slightly embarrassed expression on his face.
"Oh?"
"You feel delicious." He almost grunted, but kept an even tone. "If you keep squeezing me like that, you will make me overload."
"Sorry." You tease awkwardly, to give in and try to relax. You lean back against some pillows as you feel your clit being stimulated. You look up at the ceiling, still the figure of Optimus towering over you, he is.... Large, quite large even with the mass displacement at the smallest he can be.
You don't know how he can even enter you, maybe it was because you prepared yourself with toys for weeks.
It feels good... It's not even half, but you already imagine yourself as a stuffed donut, stuffed with Optimus Prime's cock.
Hm...
He moves forward, touching every sweet spot in your tight walls, the sensation becoming overwhelming and pleasurable.
"Almost there, feel good?"
You nod, looking down to find there's a lump forming in your belly.
"Uh!!!!?!???" That startled you.
Optimus burst out of your insides in alarm at record speed, checking your dilated sex with concern. "Are you okay?? did I hurt you??? does it hurt?"
"I-I... There was a lump in my belly..."
Optimus pauses for a moment. "Oh."
He almost sighs in relief, and gives you a tired smile. "It is okay, sweet spark, it was my spike... I am sorry if it scared you, it is not a common occurrence, but it is not dangerous."
Ries. "Ah, cool."
"You scared me."
"It's okay, put it back in."
Optimus sighed, a little more nervous than before.
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Your moans fill the room as Optimus rams you firmly, gripping your hips as he shuts you up with a kiss.
His spike touches every sweet spot inside you, leaving little drops of pre-transfluid along the way.
"Optimus.." you gasp in a broken voice, giving him a beautiful view of your tears of pleasure and the sweat running down your body.
"it's okay..." Optimus growled against your mouth, feeling his transfluid tanks quiver and his speed increase. Your own orgasm already staining the sheets, and you barely paid attention as the sweet leader rearranged your guts.
With a deep groan, Optimus releases inside you, painting your channel a bright magenta color. You sigh shakily, letting yourself rest between the pillows, exhausted and well filled.
Optimus leaves a trail of semen inside you before pulling out and finishing the rest on your soft belly. "Are you okay?"
"Better than ever..!" you gasp, slurring your words. Optimus just smiles.
"Please rest, I will clean you up."
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I love the idea of a Sunshine!Partner with Sebastian- Barely even needing to try to put him in a better mood, just so effortlessly sunny and hyper.
Awh but when you're having a gloomy day of your own :(
I can see him trying his very best to recreate that cheery demeanour, failing so cringily that it just makes you bust into a bunch of giggles - Task Fail Sucessfully
Just some thoughts.. ramblings even... heheh
YESSS omg honestly this is my otp!! i LOVE sebastian with a constantly sunny farmer so so much ☀️🌙🤍
sebastian cheering you up !
in which sebastian delivers a tiny gift for you when you're having a rare gloomy day.
you definitely got on his nerves a bit when you first arrived in the valley, constantly scampering over to him to ask a million questions and shower him in random knick-knacks you found in the mines and around the farm. can't you just let a man light up by the lake in peace?
the answer is obviously no. but he realizes that maybe your company isn't so bad, and somewhere along the way, he eventually finds himself somehow looking forward to your sickeningly sweet demeanor and constant questions every single day. as cliche as it sounds, you are the literal sun in his life. <3
one day, when you don't show up by the lake one night like you always do, dread pools in his stomach as he worries he did something wrong. but, swallowing his fears, he ventures to the steps of your farmhouse, where the lights are still on.
he knocks softly. silence. just as he was about to give you some space, you open the door ever so slightly, allowing him to take in your rumpled appearance, as though you had been holed up in bed all day—a feeling he was all too familiar with.
"seb?" you asked quietly.
at first, he was too stunned to speak. he had never seen you like this—anything less than a cheerful ball of sunshine. you simply blinked at him, tears threatening to pool in your eyes.
"hey, hey..." he said, his words trailing off. he had never felt so awkward, standing there on your doorstep, completely at a loss as to how to console his favorite person in the valley.
embarrassment crept up the back of his neck, an idea forming in his head as he recalled all of the sweet, caring ways you had cheered him up whenever he was having an off day, which was more often than he'd like to admit.
he had to repay the favor—it was the absolute least he could do.
"i'm sorry, seb, i'm just not feeling well today..." you said, moving to shut the door.
"wait—no, please, just listen to me... i, uh... brought you something..." he dug around in his pockets, searching for...?
you cocked your head with curiosity, watching him pat down his pockets before his eyes lit up with excitement. "there!" he stooped down, cupping his hands in the grass before jolting upright again, meeting your gaze. "give me your hands."
you did as he said, holding your hands out together in front of you before he spilled the gift in his palms into yours.
it was... oddly bumpy?
and a little bit slimy?
you looked at the little green creature in your hands, its two beady eyes staring right back at you.
"...you're telling me a frog just fell out of your pocket?" you asked, staring up at sebastian incredulously.
a pink flush spread across his bashful cheeks as he met your gaze. "um... yes?..."
the bright laugh that escaped from your lips was so, so pure; you couldn't help but giggle at his earnest attempt to cheer you up. and to be honest? it worked.
"thank you, seb, i love him." you cooed at the tiny frog in your hands, watching its little eyes flit around.
sebastian let out a relieved sigh, clearly more tightly wound than he wanted to let on. a small smile spread across his lips. "good, i love him too." he reached a finger out to softly stroke its back. "want to keep him?"
you pouted up at him. "no! i bet you just snatched him away from his loving family. we'll help him home." you bent down, gently letting your little friend leap back into the grass. "go on, tiny! get home safe!"
the two of you watched it hop away into the night before you turned to sebastian.
"thank you for stopping by, sebastian." you smiled up at him, a beaming, genuine smile. "i really do appreciate you. oh, and our new little friend."
he returned the grin, simply relieved to see you get your spark back. "i'll never say no to spending time with some frogs." he looking off wistfully, playfully ignoring the death glare you gave him. "oh, that's right, and you."
you batted him on the shoulder before dragging him into the farmhouse for a cozy night in. <3
thank you so much for reading! requests are always open~
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knowing she is hardly in any position to deny his kindness, sona stills herself, wearing naught but the sliver of a smile ghosting over her petal-pink lips. her cheeks flush with a rosy dust in the embarrassment of not only being seen like this ( not that it's necessarily shameful to be injured ), but that she is all but forcing someone to tend to her when she is more than capable of caring for herself. a different note of deception, perhaps, in its loose thread of dishonesty. thin as it might be, it's no less a lie than every embittered whisper that brought those soldiers out to each door.
she pales with guilt as she watches the man gingerly take the cloak from his back and tears it, rendering it into ragged pieces of cloth, something she'd surely repay him for the moment she gets the chance. though it has been forever since she called demacia home, she isn't without anything to her name. it pays to be a traveling musician. sona's gaze drifts upward from the scuffed toes of her own sandals, roaming over her rescuer's attire up to his face. her eyes go wide at sight of feathers upon him, and a light brightens within them. a vastaya? she's met so few in her lifetime that it's always something of a pleasant surprise to meet one.
sona almost doesn't hear him in her momentary stupor, standing absentmindedly within the softly bubbling creek of distractions in her mind. she brings her arm against her chest first, squinting carefully down into the raw flesh. sona's nose scrunches dramatically and she rolls her eyes before extending her arm back out to him. there's a pitifully defeated look flowing into the deep baby blues of her irises and her lower lip juts out into a small pout. her idea of a silent plea, an unspoken ' yes please! ' as she runs her free hand through a silken river of periwinkle tresses kissed by the moon. perhaps — someway, somehow — she'd offer an explanation later. now that she's indebted herself to him, he'll find it difficult to be rid of her until sona is satisfied that it has been repaid in full.
there is something to be had in pride, one of two thingsㅤ:ㅤyou can either be considered a fool, or you will get respect for it.ㅤin this moment, atticus can view this as a little foolishㅤ-ㅤof course they always think it's a lesser worry than they expect. until there's a trail of blood following behind them making a mess.ㅤhe offers a smile, meek at best, even at face value.ㅤbut now, it doesn't take long for him to begin sorting out a makeshift bandage. made from the thickest cotton he hasㅤ:ㅤhis cloak.
a sharp tear and as unfortunate as it is that he has nothing else to clean her wound. it would have to do for now. ㅤ" it's nothin', really, butㅤ. . .ㅤ"ㅤa heavy sigh escapes him,ㅤ" it'll have to do for now. at least until we can get ya to a proper doctor. "
the cloak's purpose in keeping him warm and concealedㅤ-ㅤthe earthly hues of browns and muddy reds of his feathers now visible. the vastayan will have to make due with this sacrifice,ㅤ" we can get this blood cleaned up off of you, but those splintersㅤ. . .ㅤcan't imagine they're a nice touch to that wound. "ㅤwhen he glances up towards the woman he had knelt before, atticus hums.ㅤ" may i? "ㅤas if asking permission to carefully dig in to pluck out splintered wood is a common occurrence. he knows it'll hurt, might hurt depending on her pain tolerance. but even he knows it'll do no good to ignore it.
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Are there any Levi x Reader fics that you recommend? I need fics to hold me over until you post, I'm so excited for more Felines and Canidae!
Yesss! Here's a list of some of the fics I adore, in no particular order. Some of them are longfics, others are shortfics/oneshots, some are smutty and others are not:
Dust, Diamond by maotkitty
We all bleed red by littlerequiem (@littlerequiem)
midnight ventures by littlerequiem (@littlerequiem)
His Wounded Heart Beats For One by UrbanDeity (@urbandeity)
A Soul Beyond Salvation by ananimegirlhasnoname (@ananimegirlhasnoname)
This doesn't usually happen by DesertRose07
Death's Door by SongsOfApollo
To You, 2,000 Feet Above by PrettyxVenom99 (@prettyxvenom99)
Errors and Expectations: A Guide for the Scholars of Basic Loving by PrettyxVenom99 (@prettyxvenom99)
As the Sparks Die by wellitcouldbeworse3
no funny business by wellitcouldbeworse3
To Sing a Song of Steel by CaptainDegenerate
77 Gunshots by CaptainDegenerate
Of Tea and High Buildings by CaptainDegenerate
Paychecks with a Side of Intimacy by Milmie (@leyyvi)
the mortal price of crossing twice by heichoe (@heich0e)
Mission Complete by MrsLeeTaemin
rule #3, do not fall in love with me by ComeHitherFool
One Step from Hades by silesy
Snow in April by texting_fangirl
Restraint by gruene
There are also a few other of my fav fics that have been privated, but if one day they come back, I'll share them!!
There are also sooooo many more fics I'm planning to read, and when I will, I'll make an updated list!
Also, Flo (@littlerequiem), the talented author of we all bleed red and midnight ventures, recently made a post with Levi x Reader / Levi x OC recommendations and it's an amazing list!!! I really recommend checking it out! Here's a link
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Ahh I'm so in love with the idea of timeskip!Kenma as a dad 🥺 You've really made me even more in love with your blog 😘 Can I please request timeskip!Kenma x fem reader where he introduces our son to his followers on his stream? Baby Kodzuken ❤️ I'd love it if his followers were a gushing in the comments about how cute the baby is and how happy Kenma is when he talks about his baby boy and us (his wife)? I love Kenma and the thought of him as a dad is just the cutest to me. Thank you so much! Take care 🫶🏻
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kozume kenma x f!reader
a/n: OH MY GODSHKKAFYSYVUDNGUSYRGUKSYKS THIS IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST IDEA EVERRR OMG thanku for requesting my dear kenma anon ❤️ i'm so sorry this took WAY longer to publish than expected so THANK YOU for having the patience of an angel 😭 i really hope this was worth the wait so pls enjoy! lots of love and u take care too <33
cw: TIMESKIP SPOILERS, parenting au, domestic fluff, slice of life kinda thing, chat gg crazy bc kenma is an amazing dad. GREEN FLAG DAD KENMA

"Hey guys, welcome back. I've got a very special announcement to make today, so here we are," Kenma adjusted his camera, smiling slightly.
It was a regular Tuesday evening and you were taking the time to do some self-care, which left Kenma with his second favourite thing in the world - his son.
As a YouTuber, professional gamer, stock trader, streamer and CEO of his own company, Kenma's work schedule was extremely flexible, and both of you were grateful for that. Not only did he have various sources of income, but he could be home as much as he wanted. And being home meant being able to spend time with his precious son, Kozume Kaito.
Kaito was your six month old bundle of joy - literally. If you had told Kenma a decade ago that he'd be a dad one day, he would have never believed you. Until, that is, you had Kaito.
Even before Kaito's birth, Kenma had no idea how he was supposed to take care of and raise a whole child. He just knew that he wanted to be the best father you and Kaito could've ever asked for. And so, you saw how stressed he could got about even the tiniest of things.
"What size clothes do we buy for him? Will S or M be better? What if he's a huge baby? Let's just get one of each size... Wait, what about pacifiers? A-and bottle hoods? What shape will he prefer? Longer ones? Shorter ones? Softer or slightly tougher ones? Ugh forget it, we'll get one of each type too."
However, all his worries disappeared the moment he held little baby Kaito in his arms. Kenma had never really been a crier, but the second he laid eyes on your beautiful son, he couldn't help but let it all out in the hospital ward.
"Can you guys see me clearly?" Kenma asked. The excited responses of "YESSS" "what's the surprise??" "OMG YOU'RE SO PRETTY" "yes i can see your handsome face" confirmed that his camera was indeed working just fine. Amused, he chuckled lightly. "Great. I'll be right back."
As he left the frame, his viewers were left staring at the background screen in his office, a big logo of Bouncing Ball Corp. After a few seconds of silence, some shuffling could be heard as Kenma returned with a chubby ball of energy in his arms. The moment he stepped back into frame with his beloved son in hand, the chat exploded.
kodzukenner: NO WAY IS THAT YOUR BABY??? riceballzzz: CUTIEEEEEEEEE AHHHH nek0mab1tch: omg he has a kid ?? ADORABLE miyamiya07: hawajhjchdjvhhfjhfrsjkhfdhasjhjchjfhjvhkrh lookattheclouds: since when?! vballer1208: HE HAS A CHILD??????????????
Kenma proudly held up his son like he had won an Olympic trophy - he simply adored Kaito. Meanwhile, Kaito watched, enamoured, as comments flooded the chat. Among those comments were also questions about Kaito and even you.
He knew the news of his son would be a major surprise to his online community, especially since the two of you had very successfully hidden your pregnancy from the public. Neither of you wanted to deal with all the pressure from netizens, media and the public.
"'He has Y/n's smile'," Kenma read one comment aloud. Chuckling, he agreed, "He does, doesn't he? He's lucky to inherit the most beautiful smile on earth."
Another comment asked where you were, and when Kenma simply replied with "Doing her own stuff." some commenters gushed about how cute it was that Kenma was on "babysitting duties".
With a scrunch of his face, Kenma retorted, "It's not babysitting. He's literally my child. Y/n's just doing her own stuff, what's the big deal? Come on, y'all gotta delete those gender role stereotypes from your heads, that's so 1950s." He huffed.
"'What's his name?'" Kenma read. "Hm. Y/n and I have actually decided not to reveal his name, so we hope you'll respect our decision."
kodzukenner: omg i wonder what his name is he's so cute i'm sure his name is as cute as him! nek0mab1tch: what if they named him kodzuken bouncingballer: baby kodzuken HAHA miyamiya07: OMG BABY KODZUKEN ??
Kenma chuckled as he read the comments guessing his child's name.
"'Is he joining today's stream?'" Kenma read aloud. Turning to his son with a gentle smile on his face, he replied, "You bet. Aren'tcha, big guy?"
In response, Kaito burst into a fit of giggles, excitedly babbling and pointing at the big screen in front of him.
The comments once again exploded into cheers of happiness as Kenma sat down in his usual gaming position, but this time, with his beloved son in his lap.

a/n: i'm so sorry this is really short 😭😭 but i hope it's okay :,) tysm for requestingg! hope you liked it bae <3

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