#YOU MORON

[tvconefive]

[paper-crane-castles]

I feel like this moment isn't talked about enough with regards to Bode's imminent betrayal. THIS IS NOT A HAPPY MAN, CAL KESTIS. C'MON.

Look at his face. Like...I know you're an oblivious dork but literally this man's entire body language, tone and facial expression fucking...fall, and you're just happily telling this poor desperate, frightened father that 'Oh maybe that unhinged homicidal maniac we just nearly died trying to stop was RIGHT ALL ALONG.'

Cal. I love you, baby, but. Seriously. Get a clue.

And kiss him maybe idk

[stuffnonsenseandotherthings]

If you ever do something stupid, just remember, at least you didn't come up with a plan to get two people to confess their feelings for each other that involved GETTING ENGAGED TO ONE OF THEM.

[butterbolted-automaton]

my art might be shitty. i might have irreversible trauma. i might even be stupid. but you know what? i never made a stupid fucking mary sue to be married to a character that could NEVER be married. amen god bless.

[junii-moony]

Kirby's Return to Dream Land 2 leaked cutscene

[maybeimissu]

"And when we kill him then our journey's over!"

TRUE!

so why did you not kill him ODYSSEUS? 🙃

[galacticlee3]

do I want to be tworded out of my mind with the added bonus of getting cuddles after on this cold winters day

hmmm I’ll think about it

[pomodoko]

[saynotowhitegirls]

White girl moment 😂

[frosty-the-killer-doll]

new mad hatter threw a kitten off a rooftop trying to impress alice?? bitch her kitten got its NECK SNAPPED???ARE YOU STUPID?? WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT WOULD MAKE HER LIKE YOU

[hermits-that-craft]

me: *reads in my dreams so that i can remember the style that i was writing in for the fic, because i only have my notes for plot*

me: *reads the last chapter* oh that was good, when’s the next chapter coming out?

[superchat]

Biggest boomer response when someone calls you a boomer is "actually, im __ years old. so no, im not"

[limelocked]

[supernaturallywincest]

Well, this was fun.

My idiot neighbor decided that it was a good idea to smoke in the hall and trip the fire alarm.

I have wall to wall firemen and police on my floor and the alarm is set to ear-bleeding level.

[barnbridges]

i just saw one of my colleagues insert an eurostat screenshot in their paper. fucking peasant.

[officialspec]

i always roll my eyes a little bit when someone openly looks down on people who are religious/spiritual. ur telling me youve never made a wish before?? never sent a little prayer out into the universe???? get real