#YYEEESSSSSSS

[mintytealfox]

(Warning, this will be an essay 😅) Your genderswap posts reignited my neurons and I must rave about it, I apologize but not really you did this /j

I don't know why, but I have this image of male Alice immediately knowing that fem Norton is a girl, despite her presenting as male. And the reason I say this is because I headcanon this as when m!Alice and f!Orpheus (or Eurydice in this case 👀) were young, Eurydice was tomboy and usually wore boy's clothing and had her hair short, a passover from her previous life before taken in by m!Alice's parents. And as a result, he can easily surmise when someone is a boy or girl (with an 75-80% accuracy 😅).

So just imagine how shocked Norton would be during the first meeting-

Butler: This is Norton Campbell, our new guest. Alice: Good morning madam, lovely weather out today 😊 Norton: *pauses in her eating, wide eyed in shock and confusion, not letting go of the bread in her mouth* Alice: 😧

(Which could explain as to why m!Alice doesn't recognize Eurydice off the bat. She has done such a 180 appearance and personality-wise that he doesn't remember her as the Eurydice he knew as a child. With how much she presents herself as a lady of high class and material girl 💅✨) (And when you really think about it, the genderswap could be really interesting when you interpret Eurydice in this scenario as the one who wants bring "Orpheus" back to how things were in the past, essentially wanting to make "Orpheus" stay in the Underworld with her, rather than return to the Living World and face tragedies again 🤔)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SAME I see genderswap my brain go MONKE

BUT THE IDEA OF m!Alice/Alister IMMEDIATELY CLOCKING 'NORTON' AS A FEMALE/Noreen despite her doing a bang up job of passing IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL

And Noreen's SHOCK at being CLOCKED LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL "I don't know if I should KO you now or just sit here and be impressed"

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but GOSH The switcherOOOO of Orpheus and Eurydice is INTERESTING 👀 'Eurydice'/F!Orpheus: "don't look back" -knowing this will tickle Alister's brain and make him look back- -'Orpheus'/Alister looks back- -'Persephone'/Noreen- "NO, YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT" -'Hades'/m!Melly- "this is going to be a long night....." -F!Frederick just sipping wine PFF-

--- AAHH ALL OF THIS IS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL AH I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE 👀🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌💞💞💞💞💞💞

[bibimbinge]

CHAINPUN FINALLY KISS AND ITS A GREAT ONE!!!! WWWOOOOOHHOOOOOOOO THEY FUCKING STRAIGHT UP MADE OUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE BROOOOOOOOO WWWOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO

[chipmunkfanno1love]

I definitely see Knuckles and Amy acting like brother and sister. They'd certainly be protective and supportive of each other. Definitly competitive too when it comes to sparring. 😁

I definitely see Movie Amy and Knuckles bonding over their love of rom-coms. 😁😍

Amy and Knuckles siblinghood is very important to me

Cropped pics below the cut ⬇️

[hyukalyptus]

HP. ik u did sugar daddy kai but like……. sugar daddy soobin 0.0

YYEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

goddamn *cracks knuckles*

cw. sugardaddy!soobin, nothing too nsfw tbh.

ohmygod him being so fkn tall and a littler on the quiet side is so sugar daddy coded.....i wanna put more thoughts together but-

going shopping with him and he's just like pick out whatever you want, baby... and you find something cute and what do you think of this daddy? - whatever you want, sweetie~

and fkn...phew..fkn trying on clothes for him in the dressing rooms. he waits outside so he can see your face when you walk out of the smaller room with a whaddaya think? and he's just sittin on the boyfriend chair with all ur shopping bags like you look beautiful, baby. hands runnin over ur curves :(

then while you're trying on the next thing, he sneaks and grabs something that caught his eye when you first walked in the store, why don't you try this one of for daddy, hm?

pulling out his black card to pay while u lay ur head on his shoulder. he's so MWAH!!~

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FOAMS AT THE MOUTH

YYEEESSSSSSS I GET U I THINK IM TAKING THAT HEADCANON

[howtotrainabraincell]

heck yeah i'd love to answer more starrick questions !!! :D

YYEEESSSSSSS YOU SAW THE POST

FIRST - How do you think Crawford Starrick would be on his wedding day to MC?

His reaction to seeing her walk down the aisle? Does he seem happy? Or like he’s just secured his legacy and it’s all business? Does he go all out for the ring or is there little thought behind it? Is it a big church ceremony? (if not feel free to say why). How does he kiss her to seal the vows? What is the party like? Are there wedding presents (if so what do you think he would give his new bride)? Or is it more of a dinner? Is it a big to-do? Or a formal type of event that like the Queen would attend? Does he pull out fancy stops for the wedding day? Massive amounts of flowers? How is his wedding drip? Does he get fancy for the big day? Does he get Archbishop of Canterbury to marry them (he’s a fancy mofo alright? he could do it). Does he show her off like a prize? Or is he lowkey proud that he has a new wifey? Also… do you think he would like a veil on his bride? For some reason I have the stark image of him lifting her veil at the wedding…

SECOND (if you want to answer) - How do you think his wedding night with her would be? (And yes I mean LIKE THAT 👀)

Tender and loving? Dutiful and obligatory? Into it? Attracted to her? Indifferent? Just gets it done? Awkward? Takes charge? Is he flustered by her wedding night attire? More than once? Does he woo her beforehand? Or just get straight to it? Do they go all the way and see each other completely or are clothes still in the equation? Does he kiss her? Is he a considerate lover? Does he try and fail? Try and hit? Or not try at all because he doesn’t care? Does he stay with her after? Order for something to brought for her? Like hot cocoa or water or tea? Something to eat? Do they speak afterward or fall asleep? Does he order a bath to be drawn? Does he watch her brush and braid her hair after? Or would he prefer she stay in the bed with him and keep her hair messy? Does this mustache having bloke read a book after? (I don’t why I can see that -). Sleep in the same bed that night or does he go to office for ‘work’? If he does stay in the bed does he watch her doze off and admire her when she’s asleep?

Does he make eyes at her over breakfast the next morning? Does it happen again? Do they sit close to one another at breakfast?

I’m sorry in advance and should you get uncomfortable feel free to answer or not answer at your leisure. PLEASE be as DETAILED AND LONG as YOU WANT. Even if it takes multiple answers - you won’t bother me I PROMISE.

Thank you in advance anonymous angel!

[freezedom]

WAIT THE UPDATE IS AT 12 FOR ME YYEEESSSSSSS I CANT WAIT OMG

[number-one-fan-of-heavy]

hi Medic. would you like to see Heavy in this? 👁_👁

YYEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrsjellymunson]

YYEEESSSSSSS!!!!

I’ve been trying to work out how to word this - every single thing I’ve ever seen him in (programmes, movies, clips, gifs, photos…) he manages to look completely in love with whoever he’s looking at, even if they’re not the love interest, or it’s a non-romantic scene. I wondered whether it was either a really good skill, or just ‘how he looks’, and it sounds like it’s the latter!

This has confirmed I can likely never, ever be in the same room as him. I couldn’t take it - my heart would probably explode!

[sips-tea-cutely]

PLEASE IM GOING TO SIX NEXT YEAR- LIKE MY WHOLE FAMILY IS INTO MUSICALS- NOT MY GRANDADS FAVOUTIRE BENG KINKY BOOTS AND LEGALY BLONDE- PLS- ALSO IF I DIE YOU CAN HAV MY SIX TICKETS- JUST FLY TO ENGLAND

BESTIE IM OMW JUST GOTTA CONNECT FROM CHINA REAL QUICK AND ILL BE BACK

[moon-ursidae]

THE LAST OF US EP 1.08 SPOILERS

guys i’m with a friend again and they don’t know what’s gonna happen and i’m literally so fucking scared HAHAHAHA

I’M SO SCARED

I’M SHAKING AND SWEATING

the second i see troy baker on my screen i’m screaming and yelling and running

my friend was like “BRIEF NUDITY OMGGGG🤭” and i was like 😳🫢 NOT FOR THE REASONS YOU THINK

THEY KEPT THE NAME OF THE RESTARAUNT

i hate this

i’m already so scared

not forgotten memories playing

YELLINNNNGGGGGG TROY BAKER I’M YYEEELLLIIINNNNGGGGGGG

WAIT IS THIS BEFORE THEY WERE CANNIBALS????????

or are they speaking in code??????

JOEL AND ELLIE WOOOOOOOO

ugh god i love them

OH NO

ELLIE DON’T LEAVE MISS GIRL

PLEASE

THE RABBIT AHH AHHH AHHH

THIS IS A LIL TOO MUCH LIKE THE GAME AHHHHHHH

OH GOD

this is definitely NOT before they were cannibals

omg just like the game

ewwwww

also so slay that troy has gotten to act with 2 ellie’s

GODDDDD THIS IS SO MUCH LIKE THE GAME I HATE IT AND LOVE IT

i’m so stressed

THAT CRAZY MAN WAS TRAVELLING WITH A LITTLE GIRL AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH

I’M SO SCAREDDDD

troy baker is slaying

THE MUSICCCCCCCCCC

I’M SO SCARED DUDE

THE LAST OF US (YOU AND ME) FUCK OFF

THE SHOT OF HER LYING NEXT TO HIM GO AWAYYYYYYYYYY

THE WAY HE TURNED TOWARD HER I’M GONNA DROWN MYSELF

WHERE DID THAT MEAT COME FROM???

HUH????

THAT’S NOT VENISON IS IT

NOPE

BC THEY JUST GOT BACK WITH THE DEER

I’M GONNA THROW UP

SO THEY LIE TO THEM ABOUT WHAT THEY’RE EATING?????

EXCUSE ME THE WAY HE HIT HER???? I’D BE JUMPIN OVER TABLES TO STAB HIM

god they made david so much worse uuugh

i’m actually sweating so much

IT’S DEFINITELY NOT VENISON JAMES WAS SO APPREHENSIVE AND RELUCTANT TO EAT

ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY AHHHHHHH

uh oh ellie’s wearing the sweater from the promos where she’s in the cage😅

I’M SO FUCKING SCARED

THEY’RE AFTER HER BRO

oh joel’s gonna fuck people UP when he’s fully conscious

preparing to see this horse get shot unfortunately

NOT TROY BEING THE ONE THAT SHOOTS THE HORSE

GODDAMNIT

THE MUSIC AHHHHHH

troy do be slaying tho

I DON’T LIKE THIS

ready for joel miller to beat some bitches U P

hit me with the “that’s alright. i believe him.” PLEASE

YES JOEL MILLER

STEALTH KILL SLAY

HOMIE HIT TRIANGLE

OH NO.

ELLIE IN THE CAGE.

OH NO.

hmmmmm couldn’t think of why the cage is in THE KITCHEN.

PLEASE LET THIS BE THE INTERROGATION SCENE.

PLEASE

YYEEESSSSSSS

YEEESSSSSS

SLAY SLAY SLAY

YEAAAAA MAP TECHNIQUE

“that’s okay. i believe him” YYEEEAAAAAAA

OH NO

OHHHH NO

THE EAR

BREAK HIS FINGER ELLIE

BREAK IT

ellie doesn’t need a father?? hard to believe

i want her to break his finger so bad

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAMERA PAN DOWN TO THE HAND

EWWWW HIS HAND OVER HERS IS SO GROSS

YEA BREAK HIS FINGER

CUNT???? YEA. BELLA RAMSEY IS SERVING THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

YEAAAA ELLIE IS THE GIRL THAT BROKE YOUR FUCKING FINGER

YEA JOEL MILLER

WAIT IS THIS WHERE HE FINDS ELLIE’S BAG???

OHHHH GOD

EWWWW THE BODIES

OH GOD IT’S THE PART

troy baker still serving

NOOOO TROY BAKER

OH GOD BOSS FIGHT TIME

IT LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE THE GAME TOO

I’M SO SCARED

I’M SCARED

THE CRAWLING PART LIKE THE GAME AHHHHH

HER SCREAMING I CANNOT.

“it’s okay babygirl” CRYING CRYING

them walking away and leaning on each other😭😭😭😭

NEXT WEEK IS GONNA KILL ME

ASHLEY JOHNSON ASHLEY JOHNSON ASHLEY JOHNSON

AHHHHHH

god i’m not gonna survive

THE FAKE HORSE PFFFFFT

UGH.

the look in ellie’s eyes when joel wraps his jacket around her UUUUGGHHHHH

BELLA RAMSEY GIVE THEM ALL THE AWARDS

welp. see you next week. for THE FINALE.

UUUUGH.

[reid2me]

12. When Will You Realise... Vienna Waits For You?

FIND FULL STORY HERE

Morgan said they'd be heading home this afternoon, which isn't very precise but luckily I didn't have anything to do, so I headed over to Spences apartment mid afternoon with my copy of the shining in tow - I was going to need something to keep me occupied.

hours passed by and It started getting late, so I instinctively grabbed my phone to text Spencer and then remember he didn't have it, could I text Morgan?

Vienna: hey, have you guys landed yet?

as began to get impatient and bored with my book I wandered around Spencers apartment, finding his phone in the meantime, you would think a genius would be able to remember he used it as a bookmark.

Spencers POV:

the plane had just landed and JJ sauntered over to me with her unusual smile and questioned,

"hey, wanna go for a drink?"

"you know what, I would actually."

with that me and JJ headed to the nearest bar we could find and started drinking, I wasn't in the mood to get drunk so I limited myself to two beers but JJ soon forced me to break that rule once she started interogating me,

"so what's going on with you and your girl?" she asked

"not much, I haven't spoken to her since we left because I lost my phon-."

"you haven't spoken to her in 8 days?!?"

"no, like I said, I lost my phone."

"that is no excuse to not call her, I thought she was the love of your life."

"she is but I've been working."

"you should really make time to call her spence, if you love her that much, otherwise you're gonna loose her." shit, maybe JJ was right maybe I should've called her, but I can't change that now, all I can do is try and make up for it.

"you're right, I'm gonna go home and then I'm gonna call her." with that I left the bar, leaving JJ alone, and to pay the tab

I stumbled slightly out of the bar, before I realised I was too drunk to drive so I called and uber back to my apartment and then proceeded to stumble into the elevator (where me and Vienna first met) and up to my apartment, I patted myself down in order to find my key and then opened my apartment door

Viennas POV:

where the fuck is he, it's 10pm and Morgans not even replied to my text, shit maybe they were in a plane crash? Maybe they're both dead?

tears began falling from my eyes and drenched my cheeks, but I was snapped out of it by his apartment door opening and a figure stumbling into the living room,

"Spencer?"

"Yyeeesssssss." he slurred, shit, he's drunk, I've never seen him drunk, he's not his normal self

"are you drunk?"

"N-n-n-nooooo." liar liar pants on fire

"where the fuck have you been? I've been waiting for you."

"Ooooohhhhhh someones angry." I can't deal with him like this!

I grabbed Spencers arm and lead him to the coach, I then went and got him a glass of water to try and sober him up, maybe we would have to catch up in the morning?

by the time I got back to Spencer he was passed out, yeah, I guess it would have to wait.

I couldn't sleep that night, Spencer was out like a light but the thought of every irrelevant thing chose that moment to swirl around my head in an endless loop, so I stuck my nose back into the shining.

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Spencers POV:

why am I on my coach?

why is Vienna asleep at my dining table with her nose in a book?

why does my head hurt so much?

while I may be able to answer the first and third question with a bit of logic, I definitely did not have an answer for the second.

I walked over to her sleeping body, and slowly shook her awake, she was definitely not happy to see me, that was evident by the scowl plastered across her face. I tried to calm her down a bit,

"hey, are you alright."

"no, I am not alright, I waited for you all afternoon because I wanted to talk to you and then you stumble in here drunk at 10pm." she said while dramatically standing up

"I didn't know you were waiting for me."

"Morgan said he would tell you."

"well, he didn't."

"well, I missed you and I wanted to see you and I assumed you would want to see me too after not calling me for eight days."

"can I at least have my first cup of coffee?" she nodded, and I chuckled but that only made her scowl worse so I assume she is a bit mad at me, I guess JJ was right.

when I returned a few minute later with two cups of coffee her face softened slightly, but not much

"so, how have you been?" I asked as I sat opposite her

"look Spence, I know you were working, and I know you were busy but I was worried about you and I missed you"

"I'm sorry I didn't call I was just really pre-occupied but I should have made you a priority because I love you." her eyes lit up at those three little words

"oh, I found your phone by the way." I guess she doesn't feel the same way anymore, god I really have messed everything up.

[maria-the-ghoul]

A piece of my Killjoy OC costume is here...finally!

Yyeeesssssss

[sarmccar]

YYEEESSSSSSS

[bondibee]

YYEEESSSSSSS I'm living for your portal art rn

Aahhh thank you!! I’m glad you like it!!!!

[formulaunoo]

YYEEESSSSSSS LEEEEETSS Gooko WE DID IT AJZNSNSNZM