#Yeah thatz all i got

[bootsieboots]

Gasp! Oh em geee;;; boiz,,, <33 lil guyz;;

[protagonist-art]

never posted her?!!! this is genevieve gearloose, she'z one of gyro's kids!! think 2010s mean girl but with the most stereotypical monotone robot voice EVER

additional creds to @annasobsessions for the spawnin of this little lady!!! she was nawt a lone creation

[valentine-writes]

for you!

「 tws + notes: no tws, fluff, not edited, kinda ooc my bad,, im learnin,,, 」

↳ ft. gwen stacy, hobie brown/spider-punk, miguel o'hara/spider-man 2099, miles morales, and pavitr prabhakar

「 gn! reader, can be platonic or romantic <3 」

author's note: obvi strictly platonic for miles, pav, + gwen but like. anyways!! just practicing writing for them becuz otherwise they will be So OOC for everyone's reqz and i literally would die. highkey struggled a bit but i'm tryin y'all!!! ("trying" but this is unedited ASF) ...eveyone look away from my obvious bias for gwen i heart her. i wanna,, also write for more characters eventually,, sooo,, hc reqs,,, hehehe :3 no full ficz,,, yet-

GWEN STACY headcanons:

▸ she doesn't do friends. not really anymore. oh but like. aside from miles, ur also an exception.

your friendship just kinda. happened?? it was a slow process but eventually y'all got close

▸ you supported her in her band endeavours! u know how knives chau rocks the homemade sex bob-omb merch in scott pilgrim vs the world (sorry 4 being a scott pilgrim fan and referencing it. im battling DEMONS.) THATZ U. biggest supporter for realz!! and she appreciates it so so much :,(

▸ she tries to hold u at arms length initially but ends up missing u too much when ur not around :( you've gotten really close to her over time– something neither of you had expected. but having a friend is refreshing for her. she's secretly always just a little anxious about losing you.

one time, in the middle of your developing friendship, she just kinda... dipped. left you on seen, didn't return your calls– you hadn't seen her in a while. but she came back, apologized profusely (through a lot of stumbled sentences and awkward rambles), and then swore never to do it again. you were... conflicted. so you asked her if anything was wrong and she mustered the courage to be vulnerable with you.

you are probably one of the first people in a long time that she'd actually been able to open up to.

▸ sleepovers where u jus stay up and watch slasher films. idk man i just feel this one in my heart. even if ur not particularly fond of horror, gwen is cool abt it if u need to cover ur eyes or hide under a blanket. y'all are practically screaming at the screen whenever the protagonist makes a dumb choice, acting like the characters can actually hear u

"if you go into that FUCKING BASEMENT I SWEAR–"

"nah– she's doing it. watch. WATCH."

"I CANT"

HOBIE BROWN headcanons:

▸ u are NOT calling this guy hobart. the first time u ever called him that Everyone Else was thrown off. like. no. we gonna stick w/ hobie for this one.

you, however, had the funny little idea of shortening his nickname even further. now sometimes– just on occasion– it's bee.

naturally, he's too cool to care abt what he's called, so he doesn't seem to have too many feelings about your overly cutesy nickname for him.

▸ you know any instruments? great. jam sessions with him. you don't? he'll teach you to play guitar. few ppl are given permission to touch His Guitar... but he can afford to make exceptions.

as he's teaching you, his chest collides against ur back a couple times, his hands guiding yours. he'll gently guide your fingers on the fretboard and yeah it's like– maybe not the most efficient way to learn. but whatever. he's pretty good with helping you figure it out.

▸ if you express wanting a piercing, tattoo or wanting to change up your hair (dying it, cutting it, whatever–) he's immediately gonna be like. "yea? ok. bathroom. right now." he'll help you out. king of diy truly.

and hey, the piercings never get infected, the stick and pokes turn out fine, the haircuts never look that bad, and the hair dye doesn't turn out awful so like. win???

supports you in your impulsive choices– piercings can close, diy tattoos fade, hair can grow– but the joy of self expression iz 4eva!!!!

▸ he lets you steal clothes from him. totally will point it out, but won't be all that bothered by it. HE'S GONNA BE TAKING FROM UR CLOSET TOO you practically share a wardrobe at this point. the others slowly become unable to differentiate which clothes you and hobie own individually. even if your wardrobes are completely different– trust he will find a way to keep a small piece of you with him

MIGUEL O'HARA headcanons:

▸ this man is emotionally distant asf. how did you achieve this relationship with him. answer: no clue!!! (｡･･｡) now that ur tight w/ him i am begging you. for the sake of the multiverse. get this man a therapy consultation RIGHT NEOWWW..... they literally have therapy services available in the spider society hq. if you dont HAUL HIS ASS OVER THERE–

▸ it's really no secret miguel has a soft spot for you. though he is very adamant about the fact that he doesn't– most people know that he's a little less grumpy with you around.

you seem to be one of the only people who can actually make him smile. which is. crazy. the first time he ever laughed at a joke you made you just kinda froze and stared at him, wondering if you had just vividly hallucinated miguel being happy. it was a light chuckle, where he kinda,, put his hand over his mouth and looked away. but it was SHOCKINGGG

▸ if you managed to get along with miguel, you're probably also besties with lyla. miguel however does not enjoy this. mainly because you two gang up on him. a lot. aka whenever ur arguing about anything w/ miguel, lyla is more likely to take your side. for funzies!!! she calls you her favourite– and it's like. man. are you getting along with miguel just for his little hologram assistant? i would but im gon shut my mouth on this one

it's funny how easily u two get along. she has officially attached all his bank info to ur online shopping accs and gaming shit. go wild. he'll never know (he finds out.. eventually.)

▸ it's actually really weird how you affect him. and everyone's noticing. he's constantly overworking himself to preserve the safety of the multiverse and when he's not, he's reminiscing on the past- but you give him something that he hasn't had in a while- an actual break. you pull him away from his responsibilities, from the screens he gazes into for so long, and for once he can relax. even if it's just for a minute

MILES MORALES headcanons:

▸ i saw hcs of a friendship w/ miles like gumball and darwin and i literally cannot get it out of my head. y'all r tight like that!!!! itz canon now. considering miles doesn't have a lotta friends (in his universe, at least) he's glad to have you!!! you're probably one of the people he hangs around the most. if you're somewhere, miles is probably somewhere around you too. and if he is not? he's probably just late. spiderman-ing around nyc probably

▸ his parents have really grown to like you too!!! let's assume u dont pull a gwen and address them by their first names. (i love her so much no shade at all but PLEADYUWEGFEHF that was So White of her) miles always has you over to hang out– which usually means you're invited to have dinner with them. his mom especially is always makin sure ur feeling at home and u got enough on ur plate (she is so sweet i adore her)

miles is constantly hearing: "when are they coming over again? you haven't had them over in a while-" rio hearts u. (and i heart rio.)

▸ STREET ART WITH MILES STREET ART WITH MILES– he def taught u what he learned from his uncle aaron. eventually u found a place you two can spray paint 2gether and u go w/ him whenever u need to destress a bit ^_^ it doesn't matter what ur skill level is in art, he's happy to teach you! sometimes, for practice, he'll even draw you!!! and though he hasn't shown you yet,,, he's been comfortable enough w/ you to leave his sketchbook open when you're around

▸ ALSO!! your hangouts probably have a killer soundtrack. u share a collaborative playlist w/ miles and swap recommendations every so often– so whenever ur both 2gether and jus chilling you've got good music 2 blast which is a combo of both ur tastes!!! he probably loves ur music, even if itz something he doesn't typically listen to. it's jus so you.

▸U ARE HIS CANVAS NOW. if u let him, he'll doodle in pen on your arm. he's always so focused, his eyes fixed on your skin as he doodles all over your forearm and hand. his grip is gentle as he turns your arm, tilting it every so often to make sure it looks right. there is no awkward silence, no pressure to make conversation- the quiet shared is comforting.

eventually he runs out of space and blinks up at you,, almost forgetting who he was drawing on. he'll apologize for getting so carried- but his drawings look amazing.

...and then he realized it was permanent marker and immediately doubled his apologizes.

PAVITR PRABHAKAR headcanons:

▸ im going to put this here and i dont know why specifically this came to mind. but never play just dance with him. you will LOSE. one of thse people who don't have to try to win. but he WILL put his 100% in it and eat you UPPPP.

sorry u can't outdo him </3

like bro those moves AREN'T EVEN PART OF THIS DANCE HOW ARE YOU STILL WINNING???

▸ gym bro but not Insane Gym Bro just.... gym bro. will try to get you to workout with him,, but like. cool if you don't wanna! is the most supportive gym buddy to have though. will always encourage you throughout the entire thing and not even just to get you to push through a set- this boy genuinely jus believes in you so much.

▸ he's constantly talking to you about gayatri. he loves his gf sm. if ur one of those people who Don't Like hearing abt other ppls relationships he'll make an attempt to tone it down

but trust he NEVER. EVER. makes you third wheel them. gayatri also will make sure of this- so now... more than often... if you're tryin' to hang with the both of them- THEY BOTH TRY TO PLAY MATCHMAKER FOR YOU.

LIKE. you can't just be LONELY. they're gonna make sure of it. pav and gaytri number one wingmen,..,, women,,, besties

▸ probably texts u like crazy. the type of guy to send u things throughout the day like "this is so you :]" he loves his bestie (YOU!!!)

sometimes it's like,, a particularly interestingly shaped cloud. maybe a cool bug that landed nearby him. a flower growing out of the pavement cracks.

and then sometimes it's like. this.

"this is you."

[voidzphere]

hey, if u dont mind can u give me some Kustard headcannons please

ABZOLUTELYYY i love kuztard :3

i really like the aspect of them touching more on realiztic relationshipz; couch cuddling, tv watching, going out to buy groceriez together and juzt bein lazy together in general.

there is the angzty, hurt + comfort side of it though !!! becauze theyve both gone through similar experiencez with timelinez and resetz, brotherz and the player,, and BECAUZE theyve gone through similar stuff, they comfort each other if either of them start to remember or panic about it.

i know for a FACT they be flirty as fuck but itz moztly juzt fell 80% of the time and the other 20% is sans. whenever bro actually flirtz back fell getz FLUZTERED truzt

fell iz a dog perzon while sanz iz a cat perzon .. yet they both know they arent rezponzible enough for that 💔💔

THEY GO TO GRILLBY'Z A LOT TOGETHER. THEY GOT MARRIED THERE ^_^

i definitely zee them bein more of a married couple than a long term relationzhip type of thing

they prorbably infodump to each other about zciencve ztuff like NERDZ becauze they both uzed to help out gazter n ztuff

THEY PRBLY TALK ABT THAT TOO, the fact gazter disappeared n allat. or they wouldnt talk abt it AT ALL.

i think sanz would either be inzecure with his body or not give a fuck, but the inzecurity iz often added when wantin to touch more on the angzt azpect of it. zo i can definitely zee fell comforting him over that and tellin him he doeznt care about his body and lovez him either way.

THEY HAVE MATCHING PJZ. DONT TRY TO TELL ME THEY DONT

their zimilaritiez bring each other clozer, dezpite how different they are from each other x]

ztyle wize ?? pretty different i would zay, until theyre like, ztayin at home bein lazy and doin nothin but laying around. THEN itz juzt t-zhirtz and zhortz (or nothing at all if theyre feelin extra lazy 💀)

fell was the one to confess AND propoze :P

i think he definitely letz his guard around sanz and ONLY sanz, he makez him feel zafe <3 he'z not uzed to havin zomeone not be aggrezzive towardz him and be zupportive of him no matter what, so sometimez he feelz guilty that he cant be az zweet n caring az sanz, becauze he waz taught & grown to learn that violence iz the only way to protect yourzelf, so he definitely usez aggrezzion and bein mean az affection

YEAH THATZ ALL I CAN THINK OF RN BUT I LOOVEE THEM ZM GRINZZ

[tranz-regent]

trauma writing in mha doeznt work

i uzed to be a huge fan of mha. it waz one of the firzt anime and manga i got really into and haz characterz i ztill love. but there zomething about it thatz been a problem for a long time. and thatz how it treatz abuze

horikoshi (and the fandom) haz thiz little writing problem i like to call 'bad thingz are bad (unlezz they happen to katsuki bakugo)'

when todoroki getz hit and yelled by hiz parentz, itz framed az incredibly tragic and horrific and the art reflectz thiz

thiz iz a hurt and zcared child, we're zuppozed to feel bad thiz happened

when katsuki getz hit and yelled at by hiz parentz?

itz framed az comedic

thiz iz a 16 year old being yelled at hiz mother for being kidnapped. thiz iz a ZIXTEEN YEAR OLD being blamed for GETTING KIDNAPPED

but the art and framing are telling me i zhould be finding thiz funny?? im zorry are we having fucked up parentz be dark comedy or actually zeriouz?

or, hey. another example. zportz feztival. when ojiro zayz he wantz to drop out of the zportz feztival becauze he doeznt feel he earned hiz victory?

that choice iz rezpected. he getz to drop out with no problemz

when katsuki zayz he doeznt feel he earned the 1zt place in the sports festival and doeznt want the medal?

he getz drugged, chained and muzzled to a ztone podium on live fucking televizion. and when Mizter Number One Bezt hero all might comez up? he forcez the medal into hiz mouth with only the comment 'well thiz iz a bit much'

zeriouzly, think about thiz. thiz iz a bunch of 'heroz' doing thiz to a, again, 16 year old becauze he. wanted a fair fight? becauze he dared to tell them no?

hell, the only people in-univerze to even comment on thiz are the league of villainz when they, az mentioned before, kidnap him.

and not only doez thiz cheapen the effect of the todoroki family ztoryline (even before we got to the current ztory) it alzo deztroyz any zympathy i have for 99% of the cazt.

when midnight died i waznt thinking 'oh no thatz zo zad they juzt lozt a great hero and teacher' i waz thinking about how she drugged a teenager for zaying no.

when aizawa talkz about how he carez about hiz ztudentz im thinking hez a fucking liar becauze he waz there for both the bakugo home vizit and the sports festival and he didnt do jack zhit to help katsuki. who iz his ztudent.

when there waz that wierd fucking arc about aoyama ztalking deku or whatever and it getz framed az creepy, im not zympathizng for deku becauze hez literally introduced az writing all hiz obzervationz about hiz clazzmatez (including bakugo) down in hiz notebookz. which iz alzo fucking creepy. zo im juzt thinking hez a fucking hypocrite getting a tazte of hiz own medicine

when all might getz praized for anything i juzt think he doeznt dezerve it becauze he waz alzo there for both the sports festival and the home vizit (and unlike aizawa he doeznt even have the excuze of being in a full body cazt for the feztival. and itz not even the firzt time he waz around katsuki in a horrible zituation

thiz zeem a bit familiar to anyone? maybe? maybe zomething that happened in the very beginning of the ztory?

yeah. and all might walked away from that too

a bnha zerver i uzed to be in a did a count of how many adultz katsuki had no bad interactionz with and it waz like. 5. of the whole cazt.

thzi iz a 16 year old, thiz iz a kid, who iz routinely treated horribly by the adultz around him and nearly every time itz framed like itz funny. like im zuppozed to be finding a kid being hit, yelled at, chained, muzzled and ignored comedic.

and maybe it could have worked. dark comedy iz a thing having fucked up family or zchool dynamicz being played for laughz can work.

but then when thiz kind of ztuff happenz to any one elze itz meant to be zeen az traumatizing and horrible and like i zhould feel bad. and you cant treat child abuze az actual abuze for zome characterz, but comedy for otherz, becauze it fuckz with the effect of both

[storiescelestial]

Games

Playing games with the maker of the games was fun and all but it wasn't fun when you had the biggest crush on him. And he knew it.

He constantly would poke fun at it.

His favorite game would have to be Truth or Dare cause it either involved the truth or a silly dare.

"Truth or dare?" He asked.

"Truth." You usually went with truth cause you have a feeling that the dare would be silly and embarrassing.

"Do you really like me." He asked with a smile.

You blushed feeling embarrassed. Of course he would make the truth be embarrassing.

"You already know this!"

"Ja."

"So you can't do that it has to be something you don't know."

"Fine, thatz fair I guess." He nodded.

"If I were to get a zay a teddy bear would you keep it?"

"Probabbly not I mean I don't wanna be rude but I've got so much things already such as teddy bears." He could tell the lie was already there.

"I understand it." He hummed.

"Truth or dare?" You asked him.

"Truth."

"How do you do those card tricks of yours? I mean their quite impressive."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"Well then I'll show you," with that he pulled out cards from his pocket and started to shuffle in one hand making his movements slow so you could catch each thing he did.

"Of course there are other shufflez too zhat are simpler like zhe bridge." He went off to show you that one too.

You nodded.

"Those are impressive." You stated again.

He put the cards away putting them back into his pocket.

"Zhank you," he took your hand gently placing a kiss on the back of it.

You blushed embarrassed and he chuckled a bit.

"You're easy to blush," he gently booped your nose.

You turned embarrassed just for him to place a finger under your chin getting your attention again.

"Truth or dare?" He asked.

[dual-plunger-enthusiast]

Slapping all 8 asks I got into one post becauze y'all'z really luv talkin to us bahaha

yeah

Real, real, and so real

BROTHA DAT SHIT HUUUUURRRRT criez

POLKADOT SPEAKERMAN ur so rite for that but yeah

I noticed their ties as I waz watchin the premiere so this aint a surprize, but also... dawg, theyre dead

Theory iz bc the team saw the tvman document thingy and thatz the thing agent mentioned when like "some thingz are meant to be kept secret" and since dual saw it too he had to get kaboomed

extra fun fact, when dual seez the ghost cam behind em when they went invizible, darkspeaker made sm whirring soundz to get his attention. thought dat waz cute

no

[he-just-wont-die]

Got… got any ruby x lily headcanons.. pretty please :3

OHH YOU BETCHA >:3

- Ruby and Lilly do one another’s makeup and hair (Ruby specifically likes doing Lilly’s makeup because she thinks that Lilly looks really nice in eyeshadow and should wear it alot more often, and because she gets to talk about random things and Lilly will listen.)

- Their dates are a very wide range of things, so it could be something as simple and sweet as a picnic, or something as complex and dangerous as sky diving, (totally not illegal…) car racing, etc. Surprisingly, Lilly will find any of these fun.

- They have nicknames for each other, Ruby will call Lilly “kitty/cat” (fun fact, this one is actually canon!! Ruby called her that to calm her down once :3) l and Lilly will call Ruby “rose/rosie”.

- They’d always been friends since childhood, so it felt kind of natural to the both of them that they ended up together. They didn’t know about their feelings for one another for such a long time, thinking that it was just the regular old platonic love they had for each other for such a long time, and finally figuring it out was more like an, “oh… damn.” Kind of thing.

- Lilly is MTF trans, but Ruby was the first she confided in that she was a girl, rather than a boy. Ruby was a little confused at first but was fully supportive either way, and she helped Lilly come out to everyone as well and medically transition <3

- They didn’t even start dating until after they’d met Psycho Girl.

- Lilly used to be very nervous about wearing glasses, so she hadn’t worn them for years, but Ruby would always reassure her that (even though she looks like an ENORMOUS nerd) she’d always think of Lilly the same, and a change as minuscule as that wouldn’t make her any less of the girl that she loves.

- They buy each other gifts every time they hang out, which is either usually flowers or a stuffie :3

- They often hyperfixate on different things together.

- Ruby confessed first, and in a very dramatic way as well. She’d been planning it out with Psycho Girl weeks beforehand, and everything was seemingly perfect… Minus the fact Ruby had forgotten to take safety precautions. So yeah, basically she caused a mild panic in Lilly’s backyard, but Lilly happily accepted!

- Lilly likes to take polaroids of girlfriend alot, she often tells Ruby that she is very photogenic

- Ruby is easy to fluster, and Lilly likes to tease her alot about it

- They have a height difference (Lilly’s taller)

- They also had an “emo” phase together, which Ruby grew out of (Lilly moved into being scene/softcore)

- They have matching purple phone charms, because their colors (red + blue) would make a purple <33

I think thatz about all I have,, I hope you like em!! :3

[therobertever]

Yo hi !!! I dont know how you got here but welcome ?? Im Robert !! Uhh take some things about me

- I love Ross, Roy and my family a lot !! They mean the whole world to me

- I think science things are pretty cool and I really like cute silly things and stuff like that !!! I dont know if that makes sense at all but its fine

- I have a small hobby of doing art stuff when I get bored so I may put some of it here !! I dont think that im a great artist but it makes me happy so thats all that matters

- Did I mention how much I love Ross hes sososososo cool and I really love him and and yeah I really really really love him !!!!

I think thats good for now !! (Im bad with introductions so I hope this is okay,,)

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Ooc ztuff:

< OWNER INTRO + ZTUFF ABOUT THE ACCOUNT !! >

You can call me Sylk, Jonah, Ethan, Winnie, Rosemary or Nate ! Im a tranz male and gay !! Im taken too 😋

Fiction kin and fiction heart

I uze a typing quirk (s = z)

Multifandom zilly :3

IM A MINOR DONT DO WEIRD ZHIT PLEAZE !!!

Bazic DNI criteria <3

I may be awkward zometimez and will need time to figure out how thiz app workz zince im pretty new to thiz currently 😭😭

Account info:

No nzfw !! Robert iz 14 !! Jokez can be tolerated, but only leave it at that. Thankz !

Thiz account iz made for zilly ztuff and I made thiz account on my own, zo therez no other rp accountz linked to mine ! If that changez in the future, I’ll probably make zome pozt az an excuze to call them out :3

My rp account iz mainly trying to baze off of zomewhat canon + my headcanonz of Robert, zo there will be zome not canon thingz [like Robert dating Rozz] zo if you dont like that then thatz fine ! I rezpect you

That zhould be it for now, thankz for ztopping by !!!

[I will probably edit thiz if needed,,]

[scrunkalicious]

I WANT YOU TO YAP FOREVER AND EVER

I LOOK LIKE GUY ON THE LEFT IRL FACE REVEAL THATZ M3

OK UHHH GET REAAADYDYDYRYFTT SLEEPING STUFF MARTOR EDITION

First time they shared a bed was bc of some stupid decision made by a student on the same dorm floor as Marly which affected the nearby dormz (still deciding what it is lmao maybe like some sort of fluid spill or messing with the schoolz water system or whatever),, so girl got to go over to Viktor's (I imagine he sleepz somewhere either off school groundz or in the staff building),,,they attempted to have set sides bc this is new stuff to the both of them,,,, that ended quickly when both of them got cold lmaooo

Cue Viktor wrapping his arms around Marly and her pulling him closer to her n him laying his head on her neck or chest because ooohhh they're both freezing but holay molay this position is ong comfortable??

Woahwehhw after that when they do share a bed (or a couch idk),,,, many many cuddlez n kissez with vik laying on marly and being held by her,, she is taking this skinny bony ass man with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They originally decided for Viktor to be the one on top to prevent his leg from getting stuff or anything but good lord this is the comfort he has so desperately needed for soooo long so god forbid Marly change that position

Limbz intertwined (besidez his right leg), burying his face into her neck or chest bc she trustz him with being very touchy with her body (especially her chest area bc shez kinda insecure abt that area),,

They wake up with world'z silliest bedhead n sloppy cuddlez n kisez in the morning

Oh yeah also long tripz that require transportation they'll sleep there too,, both were very tentative to sleep on transportation but with one another they r much more comfortable with it,,, sorry they kissed in public guyz

After-HexCore-Shit vik definitely has nightmares have you seen have you seen him bro,,,,,,, that man is going straight to Marly for comfort (fun fact when act 2 startz they're married!!!! Timeline coming soon but mootz feel free to ask for whatever idk,,,, she'll whisper sweet nothingz into his ear and hold him firmly, considerate of his spinal surgery harness thing,,,

OH BUT MACHINE HERALD VIK,,,, usually will just have Marly sleep on his lap all curled up and if blud even getz sleep expect him to hold her like a stuffed animal n nuzzling against her {{guyz machine herald Martor is a whole crayzee thing you have no idea brobbrobro I could make my next speech topic over that}}

[dolliecworpse]

yess!!! all of the dialtown genders you coin (usually requested by yours truly) go directly into my hoard, plus the genderfont for wash your hands (randy font :3) and tons more! i use basically anything you make that i likez its always been so cool to me that anyone can coin basically anything as a gender. genderplushie, genderstuffed, genderfilled, genderdownloaded, are all valid ideas, and you coming up with so many more is such a cool thing to do! i always love seeing the new genders and gendersystems and templates and all of that jazz!

-🩹

WAIT THE WASH YOUR HANDS FONT IS THE RANDY FONT (don’t come at me i’ve never played dialtown okk)??? THATZ SO COOL!!!! and honestli so youcore (considering i just made a randy rentry template for you today. and yes i saw your reblog. it made me so so happi). and yeah, abt it being cool that anyone can coin like anithing. that’z the main reason i got into the communiti. i’ve always been super super creative (it’z the maladaptive daydreaming caused by trauma i tell ya) so it’z like an art form to me to coin genders. and i’ve been thinking lateli abt like. just the terms “boy” and “girl.” there is p much no concrete definition for those words aniwhere or what you’re supposed to feel like if you are one of them. but xenogenderz to me are concrete. mani ppl think they’re abstract and that’z why they dislike them. but not me. tbh i’m always wowed with what my brain manages to come up with. i posted my first (since archived and it was on instagram) xenogender post more than a year ago (april 3, 2022). which. wow. holy fuck, i didn’t realize that it’z been that long. i didn’t start this blog until i got tumblr tho, which was months later. i began reposting the posts i had alreadi coined on my instagram. wow. i’ve come a long way, haven’t i?

[appreciatingtokrev]

OKAY SO during the like week or so while you were gone i got really really REALLY fucking deep into my emo punk bands/bandom hyperfixation and oh my god someone please save me

you don't really have to hear too much abt it if youre uninterested atm since ive infodumped abt this to nearly all my irls who'd listen but if u do thatz cool to :) but yeah uh my bandom hyperfixation got/is getting so bad to the point im referencing real events/theories in my band au fic 😭? esp cuz the two ppl surrounding it are in bands that i headcanon on the tokyorev dudes so yeah it worked way too fucking perfect and im here for it!

but lil spoiler its abt a lot of unrequited izakaku<3333 if you remember that one sanzu x mucho breakup fic i wrote before i kinda hinted the arrival of izana coming back into mucho's life so thatz where the angst comes from. its ur good ol 'i'd die for you but i don't really think you know how serious i am about it' dynamic (again, projecting)

but yes. going into the bandom rabbit hole unexpectedly and never being able to look back has been one of the best and the worst things to happen to me /affectionate. like my sleep schedule is at an all time low my grades arent getting any better and my bf is already having problems of his own with HIS boyfriend (who is also sadly my ex. fucked up i know) BUT. staying up all not consuming media and content from these lil fandoms make that lil whole in my heart rn full for just a few hours so- it means a lot to me yk <3

ANYWAYS i love my emo boys pls ask me abt my emo boys. (u dont have to btw im just insane abt them)

oh oh i am definitely listening!! this feels kinda embarassing to say tbh i know like. zero things abt music most of the time i’m just not interested in more than like three songs from a specific artist/band so yeah never hyperfixated or anything. which means taku dear i have no clue what i should even ask you 😭😭 but but but i am listening, feel free to infodump!! i love absorbing new information <3

also. unrequited izakaku :((( <33

[nightlist]

the collection woo baby letz go

'im gonna be around more' *narrator voice* he waz not, in fact, gonna be around more

OH THEY JUZT ZTRAIGHT UP IMMEDIATELY HIT HIM W A CAR ZHIT OKAY DHASKJDHK

NO GODDAMMIT WE ZHPULDNT ZEE HIZ FACE WHY COULDNT YOU LET HIM ZTAY MAZKED GOD THATZ EVEN ZTUPIDER THAN HIZ FUCKING BIG CLUB MAZZACRE COME ONNNNN

diverzity win!!! thiz zerial killer doez not dizcriminate

the intro to the firzt one waz better.

oh the dad iz alive. it waz funnier when he waz dead

unfortunately for had the whole opening zpoilered already, the brother guy iz my favorite character. at leazt arkin comez back

… okay i ztill dont like the club thing but the bigger effectz budget iz definitely working for me

zo much of the vibez in the firzt one waz from how contained the zetting waz putting the collector in a bigger building with thiz many people removez zo much atmozphere and perzonality. i can even get behind the zequel being in his lair but the open iz juzt. bad. itz bad.

okay the idea of him zending arkin a note and FLOWERZ?? iz funny enough that ill accept it

at leazt they kept the eye zhiny

oh thatz actually a really fucking cool way of arkin keeping track of where they went. i really love that

and elena uzing her goddamn bra clip to open the box?? HELL YEAH MORE OF THIZ PLEAZE

alzo, how long haz pazzed between moviez. the cutz dont look more than a week old but thatz bazed on my cutz and idk how deep arkin went which would affect the healing time. im gonna guezztimate lezz than 2 weekz at leazt

i dont like him having multiple people trunckz. the zingle red one iz diztinctive and helpz give more character to the collector, with him doing one hunt at a time and only one bait

at leazt hiz face haz been kept diztorted why did they need to make him more human ;-;

WAIT HE HAZ HAIR NOW?? GODDAMMIT THERE GOEZ THE TWO WEEKZ THING

im probably putting more thought into the cut continuity timeline than the creatorz did actually but i want a timeline here! not zure why tho. ok judging by the hair growth itz been at leazt like. 3-4 monthz. and thatz azzuming colliez hair growz very quickly

OHOHOHOOOHH YEZ W THE FLAZHY LIGHTZ GOOD ME LIKEY

ooo and arkinz uzin it againzt collie!! nice

i dont rlly like having the whole. collie bein horny implicationz w abby. there are timez when the killer bein horny workz and for collie it really doeznt.

on one hand, arkin zhould know better than to not expect everything to be a trap everywhere. on the other, thinking collie wouldnt trap hiz own door handlez iz pretty acceptable az to why hed touch zomethin w/out looking at it. and if arkin waz juzt zomehow able to perfectly avoid every trap collie zet it would feel like they removed even the zlightezt of ztakez from hiz character. zo im okay with it

arkinz hide rezponze iz triggered by the heavy footztepz cuz collie wearz the big bootz :3 nice

akdjjd i love the wierd taxidermy! that mizt have been fun for the sfx team

ok arkin i meed you to ztop putting ur fingerz in keyholez it cannot end well

you couldnt have at leazt kept it all in a saw ezque grimy gorey warehouze? cmon yall

I FUCKING GUEZZED RIGHT HE WAZ PLAYING A RECORDING I KNEWWWW ITTTTTT

ok it waz a tranzmizziom not prerecorded but ztill i waz Moztly Right

NOOOO DONT HAVE COLLIE UZE GUNZ COME ON I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

‘id love to fuckin have a piece of you’

zo did they forget arkinz arm got zo broken we could very clearly zee the bone outline. what iz happening here

yez elena breaking the tankz iz all thematic and cool looking. but the chance of that zhit being flammable waz zo high.

arkin livez!! yay. i rlly hope rich old dude payz for hiz therapy too cuz hez gonna need zo much of it

now how the fuck would collie have gotten out of there. i liked the vaguely teleporty zhit in the firzt but that iz to much. thatz bullzhit. he doeznt even have any burn markz

final notez: the firzt one waz definitely better. i did not want the collector to get any zort of backztory (or gunz. what the hell even waz that) zo every bit of that waz annoying but alzo not the worzt it could have been.

[fandommemequeen]

thingz ive said while playing late-game planet robobot, context was never an option [SPOILER WARNING!]

“dont worry, its safe.. i think.” *puzzle room playing in bg*

“BEAM ATTACK!!”

“man i luv minecraft”

“im gonna steal ur riiidee :3″

“YO BUT THIS SOUNDTRACK THO??? THIS GAME DOES NOT MISS WITH ITZ SOUNDTRACK”

*spamming boomstepper* “anywayz so-”

“letz try that again and hopefully NOT fall!”

“#bringmirrorback2k22″

“we got that robobobobobobot”

“would the battery monkey jaywalk? ,,i mean it just did-”

“THERE ARE MANY CONS TO BEING A MARINE BIOLOGIST”

“oh i do NOT like the sound of that music... WAIT IS THAT REVENGE OF META KNIGHT???”

“NO WAY THIS LEVEL HAS GREEN GREENS AND C-R-O-W-N-E-D???”

*all code cubes collected screen* “LETZ GOOOO!! i would like to thank the walkthrough”

“now our robobot is properly dripped out”

boss stuff under the cut, SPOILER WARNING!

“OH HECK NO THEY TURNED META KNIGHT INTO A CLOWNNN”

“oh wait thatz his eye,, he still lookz like a clown tho”

“whoz mecha knight gonna kill first, me or my 3ds battery? preferably neither!"

"OHHHHH WHAT THE FRICK SUSIE WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM????"

"i dont wanna waste my maxim tomato on Robo Clown Meta Knight"

*loveless command starts playing* "MEANWHILE, IN THE TOWER-"

'-effective immediately, you will be.. terminated!' "yeah we'll see abt that"

"see kidz, this is why u dont capitalism"

"one of us is gonna get killed here and it's hopefully not gonna be me!"

"and just like that, we have destroyed capitalism!"

"susie's been girlbossin the whole freakin game"

"WHAT THE FRICK WE BECAME THE HALBERD????"

*ended up ragequitting after being sent ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF THE BOSS LEVEL when i died on star dream phase 3*

[butchdykekondraki]

OKAY SO.LAYS DOWN SCROLL THAT COMICALLY UNFOLDS FOR LIKE 80 FEET.

The impractical homos!!!!!!!

Main characters >:)

Pheonix 'Telly' Santos (thatz me!!!) : a detective and adventurer after the escape of his father's custody, taken in by the local gang and travels the world, initially to find his sister but now (he found her!!) to travel and see what's out there, and figure out the mysteries of the... well, and perhaps to make amends or at least get an apology from his father (whose name is Michael Bible). Ability of fire, transmasc gay man, he/they

Cindy Luigi Santos: Popular musician originating from Pen Island, and the younger sister of Telly :D has been on Pen Island her whole life, trying to find a purpose and to make it as an idol, but slowly realizing that she's not going down the path she wants to, that her songs have become hollow as she just tries to appease the crowd. Found by Telly and reunited, where she now travels the world with him and the homos, and to meet the man who raised Telly (they have a LOT of catching up to do they're both in their twenties and they havent seen each other since they were like 6). Ability undecided. She/xe/they/music neos, pansexual and transfemme

Roland 'Cabby' Mann: I honestly forgot a fair amount of his lore lmao BUT. Was a human, became an arcade cabinet because Gender, but was abandoned in the arcade after the trend died. Telly came across him in his travels and befriended him. On christmas eve, however, Cabby was attacked and severely wounded, nearly dying to the hands of robbers before Telly fended them off and stayed by his side while he waited for Jarvis to come. Cabby was rushed to Jarvis and, after many hours of work, was given a fully functional robot body. The two set off on Christmas day, on ready to locate Cindy together ♡ (they are so gay they make out) all pronouns and all neos, absolute pronoun overlord, trans demiboy, forgor his orientation but most certainly a man enjoyer

Jarvis: short king mechanic. made cabby's robot body, experiments with various technology, helps enhance abilities and is essentially just a very swag person. lives in the desert I'm pretty sure. It/they/he

Candice D. Snuts: met the homos after they were all reunited by hiding in a box and going to them and being SUPRISE hi lol on their ship, is lowkey on the run from the feds for being able to turn into a literal dino but it's okay :) has an engineer brother named chorgles, mainly the logical one (aside from telly) and is madly and I mean MADLY in love with cindy. her character is a lil less developed than the others but we're working on that, shes one of the main four (telly, cabby, cindy, candice) she/rex/chomp, lesbian

Wilma Baul Santos: mother of Telly and Cindy, alien from outer space bc yeah, yes this means telly and cindy are part alien yes this is important to the story. Wife of Lucy, very very chill and rather popular (but not as popular as her husband). Leader and creator of the AAAAA (Aliens Are Actually Awesome Association). Ability of water, mainly used for hydroelectricity, she/her. hot tbh

Lucy 'SFM' Santos: huge pop/rock/music star of the 80s, father of Telly and Cindy (hes not an alien, hence why Telly and Cindy are only half such). Got struck by lightening when he was 6 so he has like kickass lightning powers now (is technically considered and put on alien or alien-adjacent watchlists for this, but that's mostly unknown to the public). Bro just kinda evaporated tbh like. yea. he/him

Michael Bible (religion talk cw on this one): yes his name was an accidental misspelling of michael buble yes we kept it yes he's now one of the main villains /lhj. A man of God (almost a bit literally), took custody of Telly when he was about 6 to study him. Deemed aliens and their abilities as sacrilegious and unnatural, so wanted to try to raise telly to be as 'normal' as possible and to study his abilities. Influenced by... well, it, to the extent of his religion. Telly escaped from him in late teens-ish. He's constantly on the search for him, and the rest of the homos, with an entire organization and like half a government helping him out. he has a lot of money okay. he/him lol

THE TOYHOUSE FOR IT IS HERE AND IT SHOWS THE DESIGNS FOR A SHITTON MORE SIDE CHARACTERS AND STUFF AND AUGH. IM COMPLETELY HYPERFIXATED ON THEM AND I WANT TO WRITE A NOVEL ON THEM /SRS. ALL OF THE ART AND DESIGN CONCEPTS BELONG TO @cindymeme AND. YEAH SHES SO RAD

OOOOOOOOUUUGHHHH THESE R SO COOL WHATTTTTTTTTR,,,,,,, BITING BITINF BIRING THESE R ALL SO ?!?;$?2&;?29;!2&;!-9;! /VVVVVVVVPOS

[tranz-regent]

chapter 2

‘but she didn't cry, if she cried then would be acknowledging that this was really happening’ I wonder if that library haz any bookz on mental health

Ooo fantasy currency that iznt just ‘gold’ or ‘coinz’ hell yeah

A forged,, would like to learn more about these (and any other construct/racez/etc in this world)

I wonder how old she iz, from the first chapter I was picturing ashe and orev az being like. Late teenz early twentiez izh. Not someone id be calling a child

How do u paint on a swords hilt wouldn’t that get rubbed off rlly quick? Iz this a magic thing?

EY NO COMPELLING THE CHILD THATZ WIERD DUDE

The Glass.

I have no idea if use watched mayhem. But therez a zcene were a guy iz talking about her all for ‘equality in the workplace’, while hurting samara weavings character (I think her name was Melanie? Don’t really remember) and that iz who I am now picturing

r.i.p. arm

Very strong chapter ending here! nice

chapter 3

Ok this iz the second time orev haz had some vision zhenaniganz happening zo im azzuming hez got eye powers

How does he know which empire attacked?

Birbz :)

I don’t truzt arth

OH MY GOD FYSA YOU CANT JUZT AZK PEOPLE WHY THEYRE WHITE /ref

I KNEW ZOMETHING WAZ OFF now. whoz in the bazement?

Hez gonna wake up in the bazement iznt he

chapter 4

I went back to ch2 to check and it didn’t say if as he lost her right or left arm, but itz interesting to have orev dreaming abt arm trauma after ashe lozez herz, even if its not the same arm

Why would you go in the spooky bazement. This iz ‘first victim in a horror movie’ behavior. For zhame.

Forged used to be people? Maybe?

Ok yeah forged are people. I was thinking along the dnd warforged linez. It does sound kind of like a magical disease tho? Its reminding me of oripathy a lil, with the encrusted thing (zpecifically mephisto)