in the mood for a mid day dick down sesh lmao
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paring: oscar piastri x singer!reader
summary: y/n is considered a pr nightmare. letโs watch her get into her first relationship.
notes: yet another repost from my old account, i tired to make it exactly the same, enjoy!
โ y/n has posted new pictures!
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yoursername: my manger told me to tell you guys that the illuminati is NOT real and i was just joshing around !! ๐๐๐๐
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user1: ugh this is SO BELIEVABLE
user2: | WAS WAITING FOR THIS POST
user3: yeah let's all ignore the "i wrote songs about an f1 driver!!!!"
user4: the pictures ๐ญ
yourmomsuser: pic credits?
yoursername: you're like 60 why do you know what pic credits are ??
user5: the illuminati is totally real ๐
mclaren: ๐
yourusername: NO THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING PLS LOOK AWAY
user6: no offense, but how did you stumble across F2 oscar ???
yourusername: my brother is like a HUGE f1, 2, AND 3 nerd and he always forces me to watch races with him ๐ฃ
yourbrothersuser: you literally ask me to tell you when oscar's back on the screen ???
yourusername: okay kill yourself ????
yourbrothersuser: @/yourmomsuser
yourusername: GOD YOU ARE SUCH A SNITCH
ynupdates: y/n and her brother; jacob, were seen at the airport earlier today, she later posted the picture on the right, on her story, confirming that she is in fact traveling. y/n has no shows coming up, and she rarely travels with jacob. thoughts?
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user7: guys guys..the monaco grand prix in literally in two days.
user8: SHES GOING TO THE GRAND PRIX. I KNOW IT.
user9: why's her brother kinda ??
user10: you can't even see his face ๐ญ๐ญ ??
user9: I CAN JUST TELL
user11: everyone saying she's going to the grand prix are like getting my hopes up ???????
user12: WATCH HER GO SOMEWHERE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ๐ญ
user13: okay guys..but we never talked about what songs could be about oscar
user14: IVE DONE SO MUCH THINK ABOUT THIS!!!
user13: GIRL PLEASE TELL
user14: OKAY OKAY!! one that REALLY stands out to me is "my love mine all mine" because, we all know y/n has never had a boyfriend before, SO when she writes love songs, obviously people speculate that she's in a relationship
user14: WHEN SHE WAS ASKED ABOUT THE INSPIRATION FOR "my love mine all mine" she said "i sadly do not have a boyfriend yet. but there is someone i've had my eye on for some time." SHE COULD HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT OSCAR AND WE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE
user15: istg if y/n doesn't show up in the paddock tomorrow, i will throw a fit.
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yourusername: i could tell you where i am and what im doing, but its funny reading the theories
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user15: are you going to a secret illuminati meeting user16: pls y/n pls just tell us
user17: this is cruel AND YOU KNOW IT
user18: pls lord, let y/n go to the monaco grand prix๐๐
user19: there's no way she ISNT going to the grand prix, i mean she's with her brother, and he's literally like the biggest f1 fan ever?? why else would they be traveling together
user20: maybe they're traveling together because they're siblings๐ญ๐ญ ?? it doesn't have to connect to f1
yourbrothersuser: y/n pls put the phone down. i need a good nights rest for tomorrow.
user21: TOMORROW ???? IS ??? THE ???? GRAND ??? PRIX ??? ARE ???? YOU ??? GUYS ???? GOING ????
ynupdates: it seems like the rumors are true! y/n and jacob are currently at the grand prix!
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user 22: 1 FUCKING KNEW IT
user23: everyone knew it...
user24: WHOO CAREEESSS oscar and y/n interaction WHEN ???
user25: ugh i NEED grid x y/n interactions RN
user26: y/n this, oscar that. WHAT I NEED IS TO SEE Y/NS BROTHER MEET MAX
user27: omg can you imagine how happy he is rn
โ mclaren has posted new photos!
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mclaren: monaco was a dream! thank you y/n for joining us view comments below!
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user28: 1 SHOULVE BEEN THERE. I COULDVE METY/N. THAT SHOULDVE BEEN ME.
yourusername: thank you for having me๐งก
user29: okay now make oscar and y/n kiss
yourbrothersuser: thank you for making my dream come true ๐๐
redbullracing: @/yourusername our garage next
yourusername: i think @/yourbrothersuser would enjoy that more then i ever could
redbullracing: he's always welcome to join ๐
yourbrothersuser: AHHHHHH OMG OMG
user30: okay now more grid x y/n content
user31: the way this became like a meet and greet for y/n was INSANE
user32: who would've thought there would be so many y/n fans at a F1 race ???
user33: everyone's a y/n l/n fan.
โ y/n has posted new photos!
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yourusername: do you think he'll try weed with me now that he's my boyfriend?
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user34: EXCUSE ME BOYFRIEND ????
user35: OMG Y/N GOT HER FIRST BOYFRIEND!! ะะะะะะ
user36: OSCAR AND Y/N ??? HELL YEAH
user37: okay let's just pretend that doesn't say what it says ๐ญ
yourmanger: y/n please change that caption.
yourusername: i don't know how โน๏ธ
user38: WHO CARES ABOUT THE CAPTION!!! Y/N AND OSCAR SHIPPERS RISE
mclaren: in case that caption isn't a joke, y/n please refrain from getting our drivers high.
yourusername: YOU GUYS ARE NO FUN E
user39: i love how public y/n is. like she genuinely acts like she doesn't have millions of followers
oscarpiastri: love i already told you, we cant get high.
yourusername: YOU WOULD IF YOU LOVED ME.
maxverstappen1: i'll get high with you y/n ๐โโ๏ธ
redbullracing: no you will not.
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Part 2 of `` ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ``
ยท . เญจเญงโญเนเฃญ โญ ` ` when you know, you know. ` ` โน โงโห
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ เญจเญง Being in love with your friend is the best! Until your wort dream comes true. However, there might be hope after all.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ เญจเญง lando norris x friend!reader (one-sided love), carlos sainz x fem!reader
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ เญจเญง none!
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ เญจเญง angstishโฆ? (fluff for reader now!), sex jokes (iโm sorry I couldnโt help myself), GOOGLE TRANSLATED SPANISH!!
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ เญจเญง Margaret - Lana Del Rey
๐/๐ เญจเญง Pt 2 is done! i love carlos and i stand by the fact he types emojis and uses them like a mom. also, oml, the amount of photos here is actually insane ๐ญ๐ญ
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username1 get lando OUT of the likes ๐
username2 men have the absolute audacity
username3 imagine losing your friendship and treating a sweetest girl like shit. isnโt me but it is lando and Ex-Bsf/N ๐คทโโ๏ธ
lailahasanovic โ๏ธ the hottest ๐ฎโ๐จ
โ y/n.jpeg LOOK IN THE MIRROR ๐
lilymunihe โ๏ธ sheโs my gf guys!!
โ alex_albon โ๏ธ uhmโฆ iโm right here
โ lilymunihe โ๏ธ and?
โ alex_albon โ๏ธ wow.
โ georgerussell โ๏ธ imagine your gf getting stolen by her own friend ๐
โ y/n.jpeg carmen is next georgie boy.
โ carmenmundt โ๏ธ ๐ณ
(ex)ybsf_username wifey ๐ค ๐ค
โ y/n.jpeg ex-wife actually.
โ username4 TELL HER Y/N!!
โ username5 Y/N saying it how it is.
โ username6 ex-Bsf/N literally cannot read the room.
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y/n.jpeg girls night โค๏ธ
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charles_leclerc โ๏ธ still waiting for that pasta recipe ๐
โ alexandrasaintmleux char, i think there's a reason y/n isnโt giving it to youโฆ
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ what does that mean?!
โ alexandrasaintmleux i canโt say it i feel too bad ๐
โ maxverstappen1 โ๏ธ @ charles_leclerc youโre a shit cook.
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ wow. thank you max. ๐
โ alexandrasaintmleux still love you! ๐ฉท
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ โฆje t'aime aussi ๐ซถ
username7 anyone know the resturant??
y/n.jpeg itโs Truffle Bistrot in Monaco!
username8 has anyone else noticed how carlos has been constantly liking her photos? like as soon as Y/N posts??
โ usernme9 I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
โ username10 carlos will treat her right 100%
โ username11 better than lando ever would ๐ฌ
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๐ Barcalona, Spain
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y/n.jpeg ยกHola Espana!
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carlossainz55 โ๏ธ beautiful! ๐คฉ
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ ๐คจ ๐คจ
carlossainz55 โ๏ธ although, madrid is a much better place in spain, I can give you a tour next time! ๐
โ username12 ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
โ username13 carlos making the moves???
โ username14 HELP HEโS SUCH A MILLENNIAL
โ y/n.jpeg you say that as if you havenโt toured me around madrid when you were still at McLaren after the Spanish GP ๐ค
โ carlossainz55 yes but, it wasnโt just you and me ๐
โ username15 AYO???
โ username16 okay mr. sainz we see you
โ username17 heโs making the moves now that y/n isnโt crushing on lando ๐
โ maxverstappen1 โ๏ธ this was the worst flirting iโve seen since charles and alexandra.
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ enough of this ๐
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y/n.jpeg first date kinda nervous ๐ตโ๐ซ
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username18 HELLO???
username18 this was not on my 2024 calendar.๐
username19 bro lando is gonna be LIVID.
username20 girl said โyou date my bsf, i date yoursโ ๐ญ
username21 SHEโS NOT EVEN HIDING IT
carlossainz55 โ๏ธ hermosa โค๏ธ
โ y/n.jpeg says the one with the best hair ever ๐ฅด๐ฅด
โ carlossainz55 you flatter me too much ๐
username22 kinda living for them together.
username23 better than Lando ๐คทโโ๏ธ
username24 hopped from one driver to anotherโฆ not a good look ๐ฌ
โ username25 and lando hopped from one bsf to another??? not a good look for him ๐ฌ ๐ฌ
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y/n.jpeg ๐๏ธ switching sides ๐ฃ๏ธ
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carlossainz55 โ๏ธ you look better in red โค๏ธ
y/n.jpeg oh hush youโre making me blush ๐ฃ
oscarpiastri โ๏ธ kind of offended at the momentโฆ
โ y/n.jpeg whoopsiesโฆ sorry osc!! you are still my favorite driver that mclaren ๐ซถ
โ oscarpiastri โ๏ธ favorite? Iโm honored.
โ username26 probably her favorite for a reason ๐
username27 they werenโt lying when they said โeveryone is a ferrari fanโ
username28 that carlos photo is literally a jumpscare ๐๐
โ y/n.jpeg he might be a jumpscare but heโs my jumpscare ๐ซถ
charles_leclerc โ๏ธ please stop flirting in the garage I donโt need to see this.
โ y/n.jpeg quiet. last time i checked my bf didnโt post a tik tok with THAT audio.
โ alexandrasaintmleux okay! thatโs enough information!
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y/n.jpeg when he can cook >>>
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charles_leclerc โ๏ธ this feels very targeted ๐๐
โ y/n.jpeg maybe it is
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ is my cooking that bad ๐
โ alexandrasaintmleux wellโฆ you definitely improved! :)
โ username29 HELPPP ALEX ๐ญ๐ญ
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ @ alexandrasaintmleux who are you and what did you do to my alex.
username30 1/2 ferrari drivers being able to cook is a world record
โ y/n.jpeg thank god i have the one that can!!
โ alexandrasaintmleux ๐
4 months laterโฆ
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f1 Carlos Sainz wins in Singapore! His first Smoooooth Operation in Ferrari! ๐ถ๏ธ ๐
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username31 smooooooooooth operatorrrrr
username32 AS HE SHOULD โผ๏ธ
username33 ferrari's only hope this season ๐ญ๐
username34 someone besides Red Bull winning??
y/n.jpeg my boy โค๏ธ
โ carlossainz55 mi amor ๐ซถ
โ username35 stop it they are so cute
โ username36 "my boy" ๐ฅฒ
โ username37 I still remember when lando was "her boy" ๐
โ username38 lando is the past. Carlos is Y/N's present and future. leave Lando back.
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username39 ew a ex-Bsf/N sighting
username40 this did NOT eat
username41 i donโt want to see ex-Bsf/N bazongas ๐
โ username42 BAZONGAS ๐๐
username43 i love the fact no one on the grid or the wags BESIDES ex-Bsf/N liked this post ๐ญ
username44 as they should tbh ๐๐
username45 HE-HE-HELL NAH ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ฅ๐จ ๐ฅ๐จ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฃ๏ธโผ๏ธ
mclaren โ๏ธ ๐ฌ
โ username46 EVEN MCLAREN DISAPPROVES
(ex)ybsf_username my boy โค๏ธ
โ username47 I KNOW SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.
โ username48 NO WAY SHE TOOK Y/N NICKNAME FOR LANDO NOW TOOโฆ
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y/n.jpeg when MY BOY finishes 1st on and off the track ๐คญ >>>
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username49 MISS GIRL.
username50 WE DID NOT NEED TO SEE THIS
username51 THE CARLOS CRUMBS
username52 CARLOS CRUMBS??? THE Y/N CRUMBS ARE INSANE
username53 THIS IS DEFINITELY A CLAP BACK AT THE LANDO POST ๐ญ
charles_leclerc โ๏ธ ENOUGH OF THIS.
โ carlossainz55 is it wrong to show a certain someone what heโs missing? ๐
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ NOT AT ALL BUT NOT LIKE THIS
lilymunihe there are kids here ๐
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username54 no ex-Bsf/N?
username55 after the fight iโm not surprised about a no ex-Bsf/N post ๐ฌ
username56 FIGHT???
โ username57 you didnโt hear? apparently, lando never liked ex-Bsf/N and they started fighting about Y/N and what happened to herโฆ itโs definitely a โholy shitโ moment โฆ
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Azriel Fic Rec Library ๐ฆ๐
In no particular order, here's an extensive list of Azriel x Reader or Azriel x OC fics that I've compiled for those who can't get enough of him. I literally maxed out the number of tags/links you can include on a post for this ๐
๐ผ personal favorite
๐ฅ angst
๐ fluff
๐ฅ smut
by @acourtofmenandthirst
You Called ๐ฅ๐
by @moonlightazriel
Before you ๐ฅ๐ฅ
The truth about you ๐ฅ๐๐ฅ
The family we choose ๐
by @thelov3lybookworm
I Didn't Ask For This ๐ผ๐ฅ
Finally Safe ๐ผ๐ฅ
My brother. ๐
by @writingsbychlo
SWEET LIKE SUGAR ๐ผ๐๐ฅ
false confessions ๐ผ๐ฅ
how we survive ๐ฅ
by @readychilledwine
Slow Hands ๐ผ๐๐ฅ
Bound by Fate ๐ผ๐ฅ๐๐ฅ
Little Bat, Big Dreams ๐
Beauty in Pain ๐ฅ
Devotion ๐
by @leafsandstarlight
Forced Revelations
by @lalacliffthorne
the basic rules of friendship ๐๐ฅ
motorcycle ๐
by @bubbles-for-all-of-us
Hear the lonely cry out ๐ฅ
Can you love me most? ๐ฅ
Baby daddy ๐
by @draemgal
master of disguise ๐
by @azsazz
Nightlight ๐ฅ
Wrong Side of the Right Coin Azriel x Reader x Eris ๐ฅ
Just Hold On ๐ฅ๐
What Lies Ahead
Bleed for Me
by @xoxonyxx
What Should've Been ๐
by @illyrian-dreamer
Spin the bottle ๐๐ฅ
Our girl Azriel x Cassian x Reader ๐ฅ
by @acourtofwhatthefuck
Practice On Me ๐๐ฅ
by @danikamariewrites
Sixth Sense ๐
Shell ๐
Fever Dreams ๐ฅ๐
Please Don't Go ๐ฅ๐
Pointless Fights ๐ฅ
Perfect Princess ๐
by @lidiasloca
more than this ๐ฅ
by @tadpolesonalgae
please... ๐ผ๐ฅ
washing his wings ๐
Can't Bring Myself To Hate You ๐ผ๐ฅ๐ฅ
His Personal Assistant
by @mother-above
The Golden Warrior ๐ผ
by @aquanova99
The Shadow and the Seraphim
by @fieldofdaisiies
Oh Those Romance Novels ๐ฅ
Love's A Burden ๐ฅ
by @ellievickstar
Between Two worlds
by @florence-end
Worst kept secret ๐
Stitch up
by @redheadspark
Reunited ๐๐ฅ
Hold ๐ฅ๐
by @acourtofmarvels
Miracle ๐ฅ
by @bookish-whore
Haunted ๐ฅ
by @honeybeefae
7 Minutes In Heaven ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Shadows of Fire Azriel x Reader x Eris ๐ฅ๐ฅ
by @reverie-verse
Ooops Mating Bond ๐ผ๐
by @cassiefromhell
Unexpected Azriel x Reader x Eris ๐๐ฅ
by @ladylokilaufeyson5
A Little Helping Hand ๐ผ๐
I Will Always Find You ๐๐ฅ
by @azrielhours
Soft Spot ๐ผ๐ฅ๐
I want you to rest ๐๐ฅ
Kiss Thief ๐
Soul Song ๐
Restless Dreams ๐ฅ
Stolen Away ๐
Waiting for You ๐๐ฅ
by @liahaslosthermind
Swarming children and elbows to the face ๐
by @itsphoenix0724
Tickle My Strings ๐ฅ
by @jeannineee
Apology ๐
Umbra et Ventus
Blue and Red Azriel x Cassian x Reader
Stubble ๐
Illyrian Babies Azriel x Cassian x Reader ๐
Closure ๐ฅ๐ฅ
by @violette-hue
Fated ๐ฅ
by @angelshadowsinger
Supposed to Be Together ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Prized Possession ๐ฅ๐
by @callmeblaire
little friends ๐
by @fairydustblossom
tied to you ๐ฅ๐
losing control๐ฅ๐
pre relationship fluff ๐
by @throneofsapphics
up all night Azriel x Reader x Cassian ๐
by @arrantsnowdrop
Starlight ๐
Wrongly Accused ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐
by @clairebear08
Hide and Seek ๐
Betrayal ๐ฅ
by @starlightandsouls
My Angel ๐
Yours To Keep And Cherish ๐
Bookshop Brawls ๐
by @azrielscrown
the secret of seduction ๐๐ฅ
wake me up. ๐
by @glittergelpensblog
Shadow and Song
In the Dark
by @azriels-shadowsinger
brother's best friend ๐
by @xreaderbooks
Two sides ๐ฅ
by @vacant--body
stay with me ๐ฅ๐ฅ
by @whisperingmidnights
We Shall Become Monsters ๐ผ
by @wishfulwithwine
You Belong With Me ๐ฅ
by @queen--of--shadows
Healing Shadows ๐ผ
by @ochiolism
winter's frost
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(Pick a card/Tarot love reading)
Hi it's Lunadream~๐ We will be "diving into" a reading on exactly how your person's true higher self feels about you!๐๐ฉท
hope you find your message ^^
Notice: Only take what resonates because the most important thing is your own judgement!โก If anything doesn't resonate, don't worry! It's not your message right now <3
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Now, shall we begin~? ^w^
Think of yourself, and pick whichever pile that fits the energy you're feeling~๐๐
Pile 1๐ซง
Pile 2๐ชผ
Pile 3โช๏ธ
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Take your time and choose carefully with the heart~โก
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Pile 1๐ซง
Sign energy: Soul connection, Demand, Cheeks, Suspicion, Offer, Libra, 8th house, Neptune, 4th house, 11th house,๐ฉบ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ซฐ๐ฑ
๐ฉทYour person's energy: So this is a very dreamy and lovely person, they have really soft cheeks I'm hearing๐๐ Some of you may have met them online, through friends or possibly a dating app๐คญ I can see a lot of my pile 1's falling in love with them through your phone. Your person is very kind and sweet, they feel spiritual aswell as emotional. Sign placements are Libra, Scorpio, Pisces, Cancer, and Aquarius. There is a very soft feminine aura to your person in this reading!๐๐ญ This is someone you have a soul connection with, they can be psychic when it comes to you and you are the same with them. This person is very intuitive, and they may have a sneaking suspicion about their connection with you.๐๐ซข They are comforting and gentle, also they seem friendly and good to you. Now some of you may have an obsession with this person, and you can't get enough of them.๐๐ They have a refreshing vibe, could be a water rising or neptune aspecting ascendant for some in this pile. You feel comfortable about this person, they feel safe and protective.๐ซ๐ Your heart rate may increase when you two are alone together or when you feel an intense energy from them.๐ฎโ๐จ Their fingers are really hot just saying๐ Some of my pile 4's like their posts or stalk their social media, or just fantasize about them a lot. This person has a lot to give especially in their relationships with people, they just give out so much love and kindness.๐ค๐ But they may expect something deeper in return from their lovers. They can be a little pushy when it comes to getting back what they give. So they can be really sweet but they then want the other person to return their kind gesture๐ซด๐ Lol they may spend a lot of time on their phone, or with friends. You see this person as a soulmate or a potential forever partner which is so sweet.๐
๐How their higher self feels about you: Flower, Keep a secret, One and Only, Unrequited love, Practice, Water, 10th house, Capricorn, Pluto, 9th house,๐จ๐โโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐๐ฆต
Okaaayy they know you like themmm๐๐ You are the only one for them!! They're keeping you like you're a secret PILE 1๐ You're just so soft and cute to them they wanna pick you up and bring you home๐ญ๐ฅฐ Their higher self is aware of your feelings towards them and they aren't mad about it either๐๐ They actually really enjoy you feeling that way about them, it makes them feel reliable and admired.๐ Also they wanna make all your dreams come true, they bee-lieve in you haha because the bee emoji๐ I just realized the emojis is a girl running towards the bee, the bee movie anyone?๐คฃ๐คฃ LOL now I can't stop laughing maybe that movie resonates with you. If you're going through a time of unrequited love they want to encourage you to confess and go through with it! Your person's higher self really wants to keep you in love with them, because it feels so good.๐ญ Their higher self also sees your spiritual or occult practices as something very intelligent and knowledgeable, like wow pile 1 knows all this that's amazing๐ข๐ You are unlike any other to your person's higher self, they feel you are so creative and ambitious! They have very delicate feelings for you, so soft for my pile 1's!๐ญ Their higher self is very drawn to you, there is a deep attraction to your legs and thighs๐ซข They kinda want to be the only one to own you, there is this magnetic attraction towards you they can't ignore. They want you to be able to depend on them, and care for you. Their higher self does want to warn you to be careful of falling into deep obsession and hiding it, they want you to focus on broadening your horizons with knowledge instead๐ก๐ฅฐ Their higher self hopes you can keep running towards your goals and make it to the top!๐๐โจ๏ธ You can do it pile 1 and their higher self believes in you. They feel so much love and care towards you, they see you as something so pure and gentle that must be protected by them.๐ฉ๐๐ They feel you are the "only one of your kind" so maybe you're different than the people around you, family or your cultural background. Pile 1 this person is cheering for you so hard! Their higher self is supporting you every step of the way and that is so adorable and sweet I'm gonna cry๐ฅน๐
๐Messages from them: Hug me, We have a past together, I can't tell you, This happens every time, Can we be together? Thinking of you, It's so hard to resist you, I wanna steal your kiss (Hug me then I wanna steal your kiss CUTE๐๐ซ๐๐๐)
Extra cards: Melody, My everything, Corner, End, Autumn, Cancer, 8th house, Gemini, Eros, 2nd house (You are their everything pile 1!!! Their higher self desires you so much, they are here for you!๐ซ๐)
Thank you my pile 1's! If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message!๐๐ฉท
I hope you enjoyed your reading! ส(๏ฝกห แต ห )ษ If you did be sure to let me know pile 1 with the emoji~ Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! See you in the next reading๐
Pile 2๐ชผ
Sign energy: 5th house, Material, Dance, Violate, Foreign country, Saturn, South node, Sun, Mercury, 11th house,๐๐โโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐๐
๐ฉทYour person's energy: Wow so pile 2 this is interesting your person is a very unique individual๐คญ Sun energy just jumped out first thing from your person, they have a powerful presence about them! There is Capricorn, Leo, Virgo, Gemini and Aquarius energy here.โจ๏ธ Could have 5th house placements, Sun-Mercury conjuct or aspected, Sun or Mercury in 11th house those are some placements I'm picking up on for some of my pile 2's person.๐ I personally love that energy so it makes me want to assume they're automatically really attractive to you guys!๐ฉ๐ซถ I just knowwww lol. They could speak a different language than you, or learning one just for fun.๐๐ฌ For some of you this person is from a foreign country, others they are just simply interested in other cultures and languages.๐ I feel like your person is very reliable and stable with money, they may work hard and it's giving husband/wife material๐ฒ๐โจ๏ธ There is something creative they like to do, could be dancing or something artistic for a hobby or work. Oh for some of my pile 2's this person has a dancing career. With the sound emoji and mercury coming through, maybe a singer for some of you too.๐ค๐ผ They could be an investor or entrepreneur or that's something that they would be good at. Some of you may have had a past with this person, there could have been problems surrounding boundaries or barriers in communication.๐๐ซ Your person is very successful and far from ordinary, they have a lot of worth๐๐ฅฐ I'm picking up on another scenario for some of my pile 2's, who this could have been a short romamce kinda thing. So the passion started out strong with this person and it may feel like it ended as quick as it started, so the romance with this person may have fell flat.๐ For others your person is not in contact with you. Some of you may be manifesting them, manifesting marriage even.๐ซข๐ญ Your person could be chasing their dreams and ambitions for their career, they are very talented and focused.๐ They have a lot of passion, also come off flirty and smooth. They do shine and I think they have very high standards. They could be running away from something, possibly commitment.๐ฌ They give a busy vibe too, they may tell themselves they don't have time for a long term romantic partner.
๐How their higher self feels about you: Cage, Drop, True, Comfort zone, Chaos, Fire, 4th house, Gemini, 3rd house, 10th house,๐ง๐ชซ๐ซกโน๏ธ
I think their higher self is a little worried about you, as they have a perspective on how everything is playing out.๐ญ They feel you are very hyperactive and hard to contain, they know you think of them a lot...๐ณ You appear a bit chaotic in the eyes of their higher self, they may see potential problems surrounding around you and their reputation or career.๐ผ๐ค Aw but this is so sweet they would drop everything for you pile 2, because you are like home.๐ ๐ Their higher self find you sweet and caring as much as energetic and fun. They wanna hold your hand๐ซ๐ค I'm kinda getting like a shark cage imagery you know when it drops into the water and that can seem scary, your person's higher self sees you in that cage and they want to keep you safe. Maybe they represent the cage, not to trap or contain you but to protect you and keep anything harmful away from pile 2.๐ฅบ๐ Okay so your voice gives them so much comfort, they love hearing you speak and if they had your voice on recording they would drain their battery so much just from listening to your voice LOL that's what I'm seeing with them.๐ You could be going through a hard time with your professional/public life, there could be rumors about you or things feel very unorganized and problematic.๐ตโ๐ซ Your person's higher self has a lot of empathy for you, I can picture them so sad just thinking about what you're going through. Their higher self misses you if you're apart, they feel everything is moving too fast. Some of you moved away from this person, their higher self feels the time is running out.โณ๏ธ๐ข You are like a true best friend to them, I'm also getting even though you make them feel comfortable I think their uptight nature is challenged by your seemingly unpredictability. Everything feels new with you, they are faced with things they aren't used to or questions they never had before.๐ฌ They are on the edge of their seat with you sometimes I'm hearing. Their higher self may feel like you are a handful, but they're willing to free their hands just for you.๐ฉท I think there is just a lot going on for you both in 3D and they know it's a tough situation with you.๐๐ง But they want to give you comfort from their higher self, and they would hold you in their arms if they could.๐๐ญ They definitely wish to communicate and talk with you my pile 2's. They want you to know it's going to be alright, and all the bad things that are keeping you from smiling will soon dissolve. They would give you head pats OMG pile 2 their higher self is really there for you, they just really wanna keep you safe.๐ซ๐ฅน๐
๐Messages from them: Tell me more, Your fantasies are achievable, I wish I had you, You have so much worth, I want to comfort you, I'm going to steal your heart, You make me look bad, I was wrong (YES pile 2 they want to comfort you as said and they wanna hype you up!!๐๐ฅฐ๐)
Extra cards: Unrequited love, Hands, Purpose, Chains, Cutie, Sun, 1st house, Juno, Air, Leo (They don't want you to be held back from what you can achieve!! Also they really wanna hold you๐ซโ๏ธ You have a purpose in their life and they do in yours, likely commitment!! They think you're cute๐ And a little something else but it's not that type of reading~๐)
Thank you my pile 2's! If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message!๐๐ฉท
I hope you enjoyed your reading! ส(๏ฝกห แต ห )ษ If you did be sure to let me know pile 2 with the jellyfish emoji~๐ชผ Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! See you in the next reading๐
Pile 3โช๏ธ
Sign energy: Care taker, To the grave, Prediction, Maturity, Jealousy, 5th house, Leo, 2nd house, Gemini, Saturn,๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐
๐ฉทYour person's energy: Okay pile 3 this is someone responsible and sweet, physically your person is really eye-catching and appealing.๐๐๐ They could be a bit older than you, or that is just the vibe they give off. Mature, caring and very polished๐
There are significant 2nd and 5th house placements in their chart, Leo, Taurus, Gemini, and Capricorn energy. I am getting a mostly masculine vibe, just because they are quite stable and efficient.โจ๏ธ They give off some feminine aura too. You could be intimidated by this person's presence, status or maturity. They just come off like they know what they're doing.๐ฉ The vibe they give others is like untouchable. Lol They look like they mean business I'm hearing lol, they could have capricorn mercury or mercury-saturn, mercury in earth sign or 10th house those are some aspects take what resonates.๐ค They are quite commanding and naturally authoritative, their neck is also something very attractive๐ณ I'm hearing "dictator", feel like this person looks like they have a lot of money, they spend well๐ธ๐ฐ๐ Also they put pride and effort into their appearance, they're big on self care. They are a wise thinker and can plan ahead nicely.โ๏ธโณ๏ธ๐ญ Pile 3 your person is HOT๐ญ They're just so snazzy, they could be a writer for some of you. Also night owl, they could enjoy journaling at night before bed. For some of my pile 3's they're in the entertainment industry, director, producer, brand ambassador or business owner. Those could be things they're interested in starting as side gigs/hobbies omg something really impressive okay lol๐ They could be a singer for some of my pile 3's. They could like to invest, also their time is an investment I'm hearing.โจ๏ธ AH pile 3 your person also has such a romantic smooth side, like they can win you over so easily with their words๐ฉ๐ I'm seeing that a lot of people want to take from this person, your person has a hesitation to give to others and they find it hard to trust. They're like in their own spotlight so they could have a lot of people jealous of what they have, some more harmful than others๐ฌ Your person could have a hidden/secret hobby, could be writing, something that helps them settle down in calm and quiet. also they have a specific scent or perfume/cologne. They are not only phsyically attractive but also mentally too.๐ง ๐
๐How their higher self feels about you: Words, Activity, Past, 9th house, Throne, Eros, Cancer, Sun, 9th house, 2nd house,๐ฌ๐งฏ๐ซ๐
Okay so 9th house came out twice lol there could have been a lot of spontaneity within this connection, their higher self may have seen it as something unstable or costly. I think they feel very uncertain about you, because on one hand they find you very charming, but also difficult to manage.๐ณ Some of you could be cancer sun or cancer placements. They see you as someone very soft and sensitive, with the cup spilling their higher self sees you as someone with many emotions.๐ข๐ They could feel like you are too giving, which is a reflection of their own fear of giving too much. You appear very different from them at first glance, but you both share similarities aswell.๐ฅ๏ธ Your person's higher self has an admiration for your sensual beauty and they kinda put you on a pedestal tbh๐๐๐ They feel very drawn to your sweet and calming aura, they also feel you are someone of very high worth. You feel precious to them, and they would pay anything for you if you had a price tag๐ญ๐ท๐ Their higher self knows how much you care about this connection and that really touches their heart.๐ซถ But I think the thing is, they are quick to defuse these feelings you give them. And they prefer to keep a distance from it, mostly because their higher self does not want to pour their heart out more than they should. They are very cautious and considering the possible outcomes from these feelings.๐ญ Ah but the things you say really turn them on honestly๐ฉโค๏ธโ๐ฅ Their higher self is really good at resisting, but it seems like you make them waver. You're like that really expensive and high quality item on sale that they can't ignore.๐ I love that they see you as something precious, because this pile is represented by the pearl!โช๏ธ๐โจ๏ธ I think if there was an unpleasant situation in the past, they have worked past it with you. Their higher self feels a little bad, because you may give so much of your energy and they wish to give you the same in return. They want to pay you back for your love and/or kindness to them.๐๐ Their higher self almost feels like a charity case to you, and may feel bad if you pity them ever or from caring about them for whatever reason. You radiate a beautiful soft aura and it definitely has them curious.๐ญ Your person's higher self feels inclined to treat you like royalty, they think you're really classy๐โจ๏ธ I think they see you as a loyal and kind person, and feel drawn to you physically as well as emotionally. They may worry about their power or status if they fall for you too much, afraid of letting their guard down for someone. They have a lot of respect for you, I'm picturing them slowly clapping for you like a sophisticated individual at a classy event.๐๐ฅโจ๏ธ Their higher self feels as you are on the same status as them, and that makes them both intrigued and concerned. They are uneasy with someone matching their level, and they may not know how to approach you. They're worried that their superior presence won't phase you.๐ง๐ You are just so valuable to them, admirable and lovely๐๐๐
๐Messages from them: Things didn't go as planned, I can't hide it from you, I don't want to decieve you, You make me mad, I wish I could, I wish I could stop thinking if you, I would kill for you, You're wrong (Haha things didn't go as planned and yeah they're such a planner like mentioned before so this is just freaking them out๐ญ They have a knack for investing and they do NOT wanna miss out on a limited deal which is pile 3!!!๐๐ They could be at a loss for words or repeating themselves a lot, because they are just so stuck on this situation๐ฅบ๐ญ)
Extra cards: Ability, Tongue, Beginning, Let go, Intense, Aquarius, Aries, North node, Eros (Ohh we really have some spicy energy here. Intense passion and aggression from your person.๐ฅต Not that type of reading but you can head over to one of my spicy pacs for that!!!๐ซข)
Thank you my pile 3's! If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message!๐๐ฉท
I hope you enjoyed your reading! ส(๏ฝกห แต ห )ษ If you did be sure to let me know pile 3 with the pearl emoji~โช๏ธ (actually just a white orb lol) Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! See you in the next reading๐
Pile 4๐
Sign energy: Restaurant, Childhood, Acceptance, February, Last, Earth, 1st house, Pisces, Air, Water, North node, 4th house, 10th house, South node, Saturn,๐๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ
๐ฉทYour person's energy: There is a lot of summer/beach vibes in this pile! Your person has a lot of bright vibes๐ฅฐ This could be someone some of you know from childhood, but I think your person's past is significant to their personality. They could be born in february or that is a significant month, signs that came out are Pisces, Cancer and Capricorn. Air, earth and water sign energy, there is also sun symbolism so Leo placements are also possible. They could have saturn in 4th house, pisces in 10th house, or earth rising. They could live in a coastal region, or interested in those locations.๐๐ถ๐ Your person may not have the best self esteem, they also don't have a very solid reputation. They could own a restaurant or love to eat out.๐ฅ For many of my pile 4's this is a water sun, but not for everyone in this pile. They could have bad a strict or limiting childhood, I'm hearing "lack of freedom"๐ญ Your person is on the inside artistic and sensitive but they may have restricted that behavior from themselves when they were younger. Maybe they couldn't really express themselves to their family.๐ข๐ค๐ซ They don't have confidence in their identity because of how they grew up, they could have felt unaccepted or unacknowledged for the real them. I think they have become so positive and bright despite the odds!๐ฅบ๐ This person could be from an island, also I am really getting heavy hawaii energy from this pile lol that may resonate for some here๐๐ซ This person is often confused and feels like they lack direction. They hide their feelings. They may have not had enough stability when they were younger, so that is something they are working towards having themselves.๐ฅน They have such a comforting and welcoming presence about them, but it doesn't come for free I'm hearing. This person may be hesitant to easily trusting anyone, they really have to make sure you are a safe person. Because they can be taken advantage of if they aren't careful๐ญ๐ซ I feel like people never believed in them enough! They are so sweet and have so much to offer, they are a hidden gem๐๐ For some of my pile 4's this person acts oblivious, or just doesn't notice things much. They could be a bit childish, or wish they could be like a kid again. They are very funloving๐ I feel like this person is just sort of stumbling through life trying to find their place and where they belong๐ฅบ๐
๐How their higher self feels about you: Zoo, Prince, 7th house, Happiness, Consume, 6th house, 1st house, Jupiter, 5th house, Fire,๐ซ๐ซโ๏ธ๐ฅ
OHH pile 4 you are in for a wonderful surprise!!! (Unless you already know it๐) Your person's higher self sees you as a romantic partner, you literally bring them a ton of happiness like it's in the cards!๐๐ This is so sweet, you make them feel better instantly. There is so much love and passion for you, their higher self feels like you are so nice and dependable, you are a stable source of happiness for them๐ฅบโค๏ธ Also their higher self feels like this is a very healthy connection you two share, you are nothing but good for them! They think you're so sweet, and also consumable๐ณ I won't go into detail since it's not that type of reading BUT, let's just say there is a lot of physical attraction from them. They can't get enough of youโค๏ธโ๐ฅ They want a taste of you y'know....๐ It's kinda naughty of them. Besides that! Their higher self feels like you complete them, you make them wild honestly. They feel so lucky that you exist, and wanna work so hard for you๐ซโ๏ธ Their higher self feels so much passion and romantic feelings for you, their emotions just off like a flight.โ๏ธ They may want to travel with you. Pile 4 you make them smile so much omg it's so cute๐!!! Their higher self thinks and even overthinks about being in a relationship with you, there is such an urge to date you. You make them feel looked at as something worthy, also they really want what's best for you. You are so sweet to them, and they are just so charmed by you๐ญโค๏ธโ๐ฅ I'm hearing "fly away with me" they wanna go so far with you. Another thing I'm seeing is your person really wants to eat out with you๐๐ฅช๐ต They wish to experience so much with you guys, like they wanna make sure you're theirs too๐๐ญ๐ฉท All they want is to see you smile. The may want to visit a zoo with you aswell, I see many fun trips they wanna take you on๐ฅฐ Their higher self sees you as their person, they think you're so pretty and lovely. They would do anything to make you happy that is WHAT IM HEARING๐ญ๐
๐Messages from them: Would I be asking for too much? Think of the things that make you happy, You'll do anything, I want to please you, Your eyes are beautiful, You will find happiness, You should smile more, I am your future (Omg๐ฅฐ๐๐ Pile 4 they love your smile, honestly there is so much love in this pile it is so sweet!๐ญ)
Extra cards: Cage, Matching, Bad habit, Past, Comfort zone, Gemini, North node, 9th house, 10th house, Earth (They feel like you guys just FIT together, and you literally heal wounds from their past, you make them feel so safe pile 4 their higher self absolutely loves you with all their heart.๐ซ)
Thank you my pile 4's! If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message!๐๐ฉท
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I think everyone wanting to wake up in the void state should do the โFILDโ method. Itโs the most easiest and simplest method just put on a void sub and when you wake up again naturally, fall back asleep and do the FILD method and watch how you end up straight into the void! I just woke up in the void state last night and now Iโm living my dream life ๐ฅน๐ฉท I had a LONG list of desires on my void list that I wrote in my notes app and when I woke up I was speechless, I just stared around for a good 5 minutes ๐ญ
I manifested:
My desired body
My desired face
My desired home
My desired aura/personality
My desired accent/voice
My desired hair
My desired new parents/family
My desired home
My desired career
Millions of dollars/card immune from declining
My desired skills
Entering the void state instantly on command
My void state to be pink
Manifestation skills
Clean girl aesthetic
Goddess/siren beauty
Living in my desired city
It was SOO much more but thatโs just a few! Iโm soo happy guys, I DID IT ๐ฅฒ after 2 years and I finally woke up in the void in the most simplest way ever ๐ lowkey pissed at myself but I have my desires now and thatโs all that matters lmao. If I can do it, then so can you! This wonโt fail you and itโs the easiest โmethodโ ever, trust me and try it out for yourself, you got this babies ๐
The subliminal I used overnight:
https://youtu.be/b66f_Ca0jBQ?si=qqkCANLzCjRdp6vr
WOAHH, YOU TOOK ONE FOR THE VOID FAM (๏ฝกโขฬแด-)โง
Congratulations love, I think you are absolutely right about fild. It's super easy and has a very high success rate in the lucid dreaming community and takes you straight into the void. I love that you manifested your void to be pink omg!! You must be looking like a literal QUEEN and enjoy your dream life , angel, and I'm so proud of you for tapping in the void state.
Llysm <3
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หโบ๏ฝกหโหgrandma & grandad | DR3 หโบ๏ฝกหโห
pairing: daniel ricciardo x reader y/n (she/her)
genre: social media au, established relationship
warnings: just fluff, dumb jokes and random made up usernames ๐ญ not subtle at all
summary: in which you cause chaos in the f1 'finsta' community or in which your old man jokes backfire on you!!
a/n: this is chaotic and random and hell and idk what's happening tbh but yh. Literally No plot
request!!!: reader x danny but on their like priv accounts/finstas w the other drivers where readers like making fun of dannyโs grey hairs and calling him an old man but in like a nice fun way yk? and the other drivers are just enjoying the chaos maybe playing along?
fc: renee rapp
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lnorizz she is scary...
sainzjr do you guys ever like hold hands and cuddle and stuff
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pastryboy we got to hang out with grandma and grandad
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yourfinsta omg delete that oscar you weird freak boy i look so trashy!!!!!!
pastryboy No
lnorizz you ARE trashy
yourfinsta when i next see you it's on sight
yourbff babygirl is not old!
yourfinsta thank you ! ! !
pastryboy perhaps ur right...
honey3badger neither am i!
yourbff keep dreaming
pastryboy no grandad
charllec isnt it time for your afternoon nap?
maxxie33 let him live in delusion guys
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lnorizz ๐
yourfinsta i thought we agreed to not call me this.
lnorizz we did??!
yourfinsta ur so fake
lnorizz get over it๐
yourfinsta
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yourfinsta DICK PANCAKES
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honey3badger dick pancakes!!!
pastryboy dick pancakes
lnorizz dick pancakesss ๐บ
sainzjr dick pancakes!!!
charllec dick pancakes.
maxxie33 dick pancakes?
gruss cock cakes
yourfinsta okay
gruss i hate you
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sainzjr aww you finally posted something nice
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yourbff mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.
honey3badger ????
yourbff what u want now
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maxxie33 was i not invited
yourfinsta you ignored my texts.
yourfinsta COME NOW.
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sainzjr at least it looks like they actually like each other for once
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gruss it might've been when you were feeding her champagne, not sure though
charllec i think that was you
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lnorizz you guys are too old for this behaviour now
honey3badger you're on thin ice
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landonorris sorry did i trigger you this much
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user1 who is this about y/n
user2 is this about lando and oscar always calling you old
charles_leclerc i know you're not talking about me
user3 LOL ILY GRID MOTHER
danielricciardo you're telling me!
yourusername run away together?
danielricciardo YES
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Just a little bit where Bucky would give you everything you want.
Pairing -> Sugar!Daddy!Boyfriend!Bucky Barnes x SugarBaby!Girlfriend!Reader
Warnings -> 18+, Minors DNI, smut, fingering, talking about sugar daddy
A/N -> @lanabuckybarnes because you liked it so yeah.๐๐
โAnything you want, doll? You know I can buy you whatever you want,โ Bucky grins at you, his hand gently placed on your lower back. You turn your head toward him, smirking when you nod.
When you first met him, you never thought they the relationship between you two could be that perfect. Bucky picked you up when you had nothing, no money, shit job and apartment โ when you were broken after your last boyfriend. He took you home with him, gave you food, a bed, clothes, everything you ever dreamed of. And it slowly went from strangers into friends and he offered you to be your sugar daddy.
First you wasnโt sure about it, but he said he isnโt looking for sex unless you want it to. He wants some company during his dinners with co-workers or just someone who watched movies with him or plays games, nothing much and you could get everything you want.
So you said yes, and Bucky learned to read you like a book, you didnโt even need to say anything and he already knew what you would like to have. You never asked for much, and even though Bucky assured you that you can have everything, you didnโt need more.
With every passing day you both came closer, the movie nights were more often, the cuddles more intimate and the talks more serious. You forgot about every shit you went through because of your ex-boyfriend.
Bucky made you smile in the highs and the lows and that never changed, not even know, not even right now when you were walking along the aisle, never! He loves you and he care about you, knowing every feeling you have just from looking into your eyes and you can do the same.
โI would love to spent the night with you, just with you, on the sea. Just we and the stars, the moon and nothing else,โ you admit and Bucky chuckles softly. He thought you would ask for something expensive, but you never did, thatโs probably the reason he fell for you.
Of course you asked him to get things which would cost some money, but you appreciated the time with him, and the moments when youโre just going for a walk or being on the boat on the sea so much more than everything he could buy you.
โEverything you want, pretty girl.โ Bucky wraps his arms tightly around your waist, pulling you flat against his muscular front and inhaling your sweet scent. He then kisses along your neck, smirking when you giggle and squirm softly in his embrace. โEverything! I love you, so much.
โI love you too, and being with you is everything I can only dream of,โ you say back, letting your head fall against his shoulder.
โLuckily itโs not just a dream. And I can show you thatโs definitely not a dream,โ he says, his hand sliding down your front and into your panties, causing you to moan when his fingers slide thought your already wet folds. โSo perfect, already so wet and ready for me, doll.โ
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The Spaniard's Wife (Carlos Sainz x wife!reader)
Inspired by @charles-eclair16 's fic
Carlos Sainz had a secret for the past 9 years, but when he forgot to take off the one thing that can reveal everything, everyone has questions
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in which Carlos let's everyone know that the rumors, in fact, are true
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N.B: didn't turn out how I wanted but I've been rewriting it multiple times and I think this is the best option, hope you like it...WARNINGS: swear words a lot, not proof read, spelling mistakes and really bad photoshop tbh, if I missed anything please let me know!
Faceclaim: Emeraude Toubia
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Carlossainz55: my wife and I have been friends for 20 years, we have been lovers for 13 of those years, engaged for 2 and married for 9. I have never been sure of much, but I am sure that I love her with my entire heart, I will always love her. I have known yn since before I could even dream of being an f1 driver, what happened in that one interview was disrespectful and just disgusting. No one has any right to speak any ill word of my wife, you don't know her and you never will, as long as she doesn't want you to. I will do everything for her, for her happiness, her comfort and for her ease of mind.
landonorris: tell yn I miss her!
Carlossainz55: leave her alone
landonorris: I'll tell her that you're rude to me
Carlossainz55: she's my wife!
landonorris: yeah yeah, you never let us forget it
username: yn been here since day 0 apparently, can't fight her now
username: YES!! CHILDHOOD FRIENDS TO LOVERS!
username: I want dts to make a reincarnation of their love story
username: we need a spinoff
username: yes! It'd be so cute
username: I can't imagine 16 year old carlos realising he is in love with his friend
username: she is every man's wet dream
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username: she looks so pretty wtf
username: she's looks like a doll
username: wish i looked like that at 20 years old
username: her dress is phenomenal
username: this screams money
username: 2 different cars for a wedding
username: the third slide, holy shit
username: I wouldn't be surprised if the last 2 pictures are carlos' or her house, like holy fuck
username: both scream rich
username: mum used to say rich people look it and I never gave it much thought until I saw carlos sainz and now his wife
username: did y'all see the picture that one twitter user took? Their outfits looked so fucking good
username: YES! I SAW IT! I could never afford a thread on either outfit!
username: did you guys see her hair! It looks so thick and healthy
username: fr!
username: I want a wedding like that!
username: I want a husband like that!
username: I want a wife like that!
username: I love how he is not in one single picture ๐๐
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Carlossainz55: 10 years since i was able to call you wife, and I will never get tired of letting everyone know that. I am in love with you, forever and always.
Charles_leclerc: simp
Carlossainz55: I don't know what that means
landonorris: ikr, it's laughable man @.Charles_leclerc
Charles_leclerc: don't pretend like you're not the same with your girl @.landonorris
username: damn charles really coming for everyone's neck today
username: bet charles is the biggest simp of them
username: he really making us feel lonely as hell huh
username: 10 fucking years, Holy shit!
username: no cause if I had yn by my side I too would be in fucking love
username: don't embarrass yourself, everyone knows you're in love without her by your side
username: I didn't ask to be attacked like that wtf
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ใMini me, mini you? เน l.nใ
โง.* summary: in which baby fever hits hard but your relationship hits rock bottom.
โง.* this was requested as a cute fluffy baby fever, dad lando smau but my heart said angst ๐ and I ruined it lmao so this is either an unhappy ending or I'm turning it into a multiple part series
โง.* taglist and request are open!
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bobnorris oh my god ๐ฅบ
hannahh I love this picture of lando and oscar!
y/nusername oh
y/nusername cute
norrizz keep it together girl
y/nusername I am ๐
julieeeexo y/n did in fact not keep it together :')
norry4 that kid is going to remember this day forever ๐ฅฐ
y/nusername who let that highlighter on the track?
charles16 girl ๐ญ
y/nusername bet he glows in the dark
charles16 i can't with this woman ๐ญ
y/nnorriss y/n being a menace in the comment again
y/nusername finally meeting someone his own age and height ๐ฅฐ
landonorris get off your phone or I'll send you back home
y/nusername oh my god, I'm terrified
carlandooo lando, control your girlfriend ๐
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zoeeyyy too cute!!
y/nusername are you kidding me? Oh my god I need the whole zoo ๐ญ
y/nnorriss lmao knew I could find you here ๐
maxmaxmax lando your girlfriend is in heat again :')
charliesixteen has anybody tagged Charles already? ๐
bott_ass of course this is an account she'd follow ๐
y/nusername @.landonorris the pig looks like you
norry4 omg ๐ญ
landonorris cute ๐ท
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yourbestfrienduser baby girl loading..๐๐๐๐
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yourfriend1 congrats babies ๐
y/nusername the thought of 2 of yous makes me sick..
norrizz lmao girl just say you're jealous
landonfourrr is literally going to spoil the shit out of this baby but okay queen, pop off ๐
landonorris congrats! โค๏ธ
y/nusername you better name her after me..
yourbestfrienduser in your wildest dreams girl
y/nusername least you could do after everything you putting me through..
norrisy/n y/n said "this is not what I meant when I said I wanted a baby.."
y/nusername gonna snatch her right out of your hands the minute she's born..๐ฅบ
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norizz why weren't you at spa?
yourbestfrienduser looks amazing ๐
hamilt44n I really wished I could meet you this year but you weren't at spa this weekend ๐
y/nusername can you take me with you next time???
landonorris don't think I received the invite you muppet โค๏ธ
lestappen16 what..no reaction from y/n..no witty remarks? Nothing? ๐ญ
charlielec something ain't right here..
y/nusername yo they better not break up, not sure if I can handle that ๐ข
landoscar please tell me you'll be at the Dutch gp at least ๐ญ
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lando taglist;
Everything taglist; @thomaslefteyebrow @hopefulinlove @smoothopz
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On vacation! Check out the fancy hotel :)
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gufys please mass report this he's trxying to fucking dox me and also kill me pls guys
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I just finished writing my latest book! To thank everyone who stuck with me through this process, I'm giving away one copy to a random follower! All you have to do is reblog ๐
#bookblr #writeblr
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Anyone know where the boomerville residents went?
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No one replied so I guess I own their house now
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New strawberry cake recipe! (Safe for pigs)
Try out this delicious dessert that all the family can enjoy!
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#baking #recipes #I just wanted to make something that my friend can eat too #he has some rather unique dietary requirements
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"average person destroys 1 government a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average person destroys 0 governments per year. technoblade is an outlier and should not have been counted
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this is so fuckign disrespectful to doomsday survivors take this down you egotesticle fkng prick
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@warden-of-the-vault How's idiotville idiot
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Wait you can't reply cause you're in IDIOTVILLE
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My good friend has entrusted me with looking after his lovely dogs, haha! ๐ Do any of you fine young people have advice for me as to how to take care of this many hungry hounds? ๐ค I look forward to hearing from you.
From Philza Minecraft.
P.S. Please also instruct me as to how to increase the number of messages I receive in response to my questions. This internet website is a tad confusing. I had enough bother attaching the photograph. ๐
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woke up to the dash full of drama again. sigh
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fucking Die
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oh so you're the one sending all the anon hate
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i don't send anon hate i'll hate to your fucking face bitch
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please go out with me
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But fr guys, as much as we're memeing around in the tags dream is actually out there and he's dangerous. If you see him call me or sam immediately. DON'T fight him. You'll /gen die.
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won't be around for a while, going on vacation!
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fuck I'm back fuck fuck fuck
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i'm too sad to commit terrorism like what's the fucking point anymore
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World's First NFT Burgers
(Ignore the poor photo quality, my good camera got confiscated by authorities)
"An explosion of the senses, and I don't just mean that time the place exploded!"
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"So much better than Quackity's horrible grimy SHIT FUCKING RESTAURANT"
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#reviews are all from verified sources #don't look into it #someone blaze this I have no money
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Genuinely fuck dream.
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Ignore this I wasn't in my right mind
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The Teletubby and the Pig
Fandom: Original Work
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Technoblade, Dream (me and my friend)
Additional Tags: Pandora's Vault Prison, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
Summary: idk man I'm bad at summaries, just something I wrote with my friend to pass the time (he was too embarrassed to post it)
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#I actually wrote this a while ago but I wasn't allowed to post it for legal reasons #don't worry though I'm planning to murder the legal reasons soon #writeblr #original fiction
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My murderer showed up at my house today. Police refused to arrest him. I feel sick to my stomach, I don't know where he is or what he's doing, if he comes back I have no way to protect myself. Please stay vigilant and don't trust anyone you don't know.
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i'm so sorry to hear that karl :( hey what's the new pfp?
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No idea
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we all accepted the prison way too quickly. there's like no safety measures? are we forgetting someone DIED THERE? and i've literally seen the main cell myself and it's a mess. pretty sure there was some real blood on the walls too. idk just doesn't feel right
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I'm tired of people reblogging posts like this without checking their sources. There are some obvious red flags here. For starters, op claims they've witnessed the main cell personally, but if you actually check the prison's rules, visits have been banned for several months now [x]. The prison is armed with state of the art security measures, including lava, barriers, and numerous manual searches, to name just a few [x]. Speaking as an authority on the prison myself [x], I can safely confirm that these security measures, as well as the prisoner, are in perfect condition. Don't be so quick to buy into conspiracy theories.
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I LITERALLY WORK THERE????
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Not anymore you don't.
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special appearance: whitebeard pirates, heart pirates, kid pirates
ใ in honour of barbie!! (+ oppenheimer)
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_ynln: barbie girls in the new world ๐๐
[music: Beauty And A Beat - Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj โซ]
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FRAAANKY: LETS GOOOOOOOOO ๐ฅ๐ฅ
nefertari_vivi: so happy to meet up with you guys again!! ๐
โณ _ynln: we missed u!
โณ lovenami: lets do it again!
โณ blackleg.sanji: YOU WERE SO BEAUTIFUL VIVI ๐๐โฃ๏ธ๐๐ฅฐ๐
lovenami: we look so good omg โผ๏ธ
ace: CAN'T BELIEVE WE RAN INTO EACHOTHER
โณ _ynln: EEE IM SO GLAD YOU JOINED US!!
โณ p1rateking_luffy: HEHE IT WAS SO FUNNY WHEN U FELL ASLEEP ACE ๐
sogekingg.usopp: BEST DRESSED CREW IN THE NEW WORLD
trafalgar_d.law: it looked like you all copied doflamingo's style
โณ _ynln: PLEASE DELETE THIS B4 HE SEES IT I DONT WANT TO DIE๐๐
โณ p1rateking_luffy: HEHAHHA TRA GUY YOURE RIGHT
โณ doflamingo_: Looking good @_ynln
โณ _ynln: you're old enough to be my dad ๐
โณ doflamingo_: Add a dy to that
โณ theroronoa.zoro: more like you should dy off ๐ญ๐ญ (liked by trafalgar_d.law, _ynln, sogekingg.usopp)
CAPTAIN.KIIIID: fire song choice (liked by _ynln, theroronoa.zoro)
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ace: ran into these losers ๐ช
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marco_o: so when you said you couldn't do cleaning duty, you were out watching barbie
โณ ace: And I'm bad like the Barbie (Barbie)
I'm a doll, but I still wanna party (party)
Pink 'Vette like I'm ready to bend (bend)
I'm a ten, so I pull in a Ken
โณ marco_o: you need to be put down
_ynln: omg i made it on THE FIRE FIST ACE'S ig?! ๐ซข๐ซข
โณ ace: YOU WERE LITERALLY IN THE LAST PHOTO DUMP
โณ _ynln: NO WAY YOU POST ME IN THE SAME DUMP AS LUFFY AND EXPECT ME TO BE OKAY W THAT ๐คจ๐คจ
โณ ace: mb you're the no.1 fr ๐๐ค
p1rateking_luffy: LERS DO A MOVIE NIGHT AGUIB WIEH SABU TOO
โณ saaaa_bo: real, if that's what you were trying to say
iampops: Sons, let's go watch barbie together
โณ ace: pops i ain't even gonna lie, there's no way we can bring you to the theatre and not have the marines after us ๐ญ๐ญ
โณ _ynln: ace YOU'RE the liability, i literally ran into the marines and they were offering me DOUBLE your bounty to turn you in
โณ lovenami: AND YOU DIDN'T DO IT?
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lovenami: glad this fit is boutta be on my new bounty poster ๐ค
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_ynln: nami nahh ๐ we were running for our LIVES
โณ themarineofficial: my mum told me to chase after my dreams (liked by _ynln, FRAAANKY, theroronoa.zoro)
โณ sogekingg.usopp: WHO TF HACKED INTO THE OFFICIAL MARINE IG LMFAOO ๐ญ๐ญ
โณ lovenami: scariest notification
trafalgar_d.law: luffy? more like goofy. why's he trying to rizz up the camera man like that
p1rateking_luffy: Tra guy what does rizz mean
โณ trafalgar_d.law: RIZZ: Another word forย spitting game/howย good youย are withย pullingย and sustaining bitches. [Urban Dictionary]
โณ p1rateking_luffy: I GOT THAT ILLEGAL RIZZ ๐คช๐คช๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ
โณ _ynln: LUFFY WHAT
โณ lovenami: ?!!
โณ jinbe: ?
โณ trafalgar_d.law: wtaf
โณ p1rateking_luffy: Ace told me to say it :((
โณ saaaa_bo: ACE STOP RUINING LUFFY'S DIGITAL FOOTPRINT
โณ ace: GUYS OMG DONT HATE ON ME TBF HE PULLED HANCOCK AND SHES LIKE 30
blackleg.sanji: MY BEAUTIFUL GODDESSES IN ONE FRAME HOW DID I EVER GET THIS LUCKY TO BE BORN INTO THIS LIFE ๐๐๐๐งก๐๐๐โค๏ธ
โณ p1rateking_luffy: I'm in the photo too!
โณ blackleg.sanji: sadly.
โณ _ynln: ๐ญ
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p1rateking_luffy: Last nighT was fun
tagged: ace, theroronoa.zoro, _ynln, blackleg.sanji
ace: WHAT WERE YOU DOING TO ME?
โณ _ynln: dude you were GONE ๐ญ
โณ p1rateking_luffy: HAAHGAHA DID YIUO SEE THE THINGFW WE DFEW ON YOURE FACE
โณ trafalgar_d.law: ever feel bad about yourself? think about luffy's spelling (liked by saaaa_bo)
lovenami: WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOING TO YN AND ZORO IN THE SECOND PHOTO
โณ lovenami: WAIT WHEN WAS THE PHOTO EVEN TAKEN?
โณ p1rateking_luffy: Ryght after the marnjnes follqweod you g0uys instead
โณ sogekingg.usopp: aint no way i was fighting for life and these rats were having the time of their life ๐ซค๐ซค
โณ _ynln: ๐
โณ p1rateking_luffy: ๐
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_ynln: strawhats take on oppenheimer next ๐ค
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themarinesofficial: strawhat ladies and roronoa zoro i will need to arrest you for stealing my heart โค๏ธ
โณ _ynln: LMFAO UM IM CRYING??!!
โณ nicorobin: This is slightly uncomfortable
โณ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: LMFAO THE WAY ZORO IS INCLUDED AHHAA
โณ blackleg.sanji: BACK OFF FROM THEM ๐ซต
โณ theroronoa.zoro: just crucify me again
sogekingg.usopp: OKAY BUT FR WHO HACKED INTO THEIR ACC ๐ญ๐ญ
โณ FRAAANKY: nah people in the marines just getting bored fr
ace: YOOO LETS MEET UP (liked by _ynln)
โณ p1rateking_luffy: @saaaa_bo COME TOO
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Lips anon! The wife getting a cuck dream this team. She wakes up with a broken heart but also relief. She cuddles up to Miguel and kisses his neck. He stirs awake a little, asking her if she's alright. She says yes, but he can tell she was crying and sits up. Cradling her face and pampering her with kisses. He demands her to tell him what is wrong. And she tells him the truth.
He finds it a little funny and disgusting at the same time. Him sleeping with some other tramp? When he has a whole Queen in front of him?
He decides to show her exactly how much he loves her, what no other woman will have. Even the dream slut ๐คญ
Dream slut ๐๐๐ nsfw, a squeeze of angst and Fluff under cut โค๏ธ Miguel loves to worship you.
"Just like that! Yes!"
The moan could be heard from outside the door, the bedroom you shared with Miguel wasn't even closed. None actually cared to close the door, that creaked as you pushed it wide open.
The sight sent million knives directly to your heart, each stabbing deeper the more you looked at Miguel plowing into some other woman you had never seen before. He looked vicious, and the woman squirmed, mewled under him, like if knowing the concept of pleasure for the first time.
Gorgeous was a measly word to describe her, tiny waist, perfect skin, round and supple ass that bounced underneath him, perky breast that shook at every thrust. Shimmering skin, slick with sweat. She was perfect even in her tussled state.
That sent the final blow to your heart.
Your eyes fluttered open, letting a couple of tears roll down your face.
Just a dream
Your mind repeated over and over. He would never leave you. He was loyal, faithful to no end. He proved himself that he would never cheat on you despite temptations parading right under his nose. But the way he looked in that dream, so lustful, so needy of that woman, a expression you'd never seen on his face for you.
New tears rolled down and you curled even more in your sheets, sniffling and hiccuping on your own. He was resting beside you, Mouth slightly ajar as the comfortableness of the pillow embraced his head, a hand ontop of his chest that rose peacefully at his breathings.
He was yours and yours alone.
Worming your way to his arms you kissed his neck. Wet and wispy eyelashes tickling his skin, stirring him awake. He looked disoriented at first, then confused to see you clinging to him with a red nose, bottom lip quivering like someone had just said something really mean to you.
He frowned and turned to face you. Eyes studying your distressed face.
"What's wrong?" His thumb wiped away the tears and caressed your cheek, tenderly. you shook your head. He kissed your forehead
"I won't repeat it again, (Name). What's wrong?"
"Don't be mean" He squeezed you into his arms and stared at you.
"It's dumb"
"It's not dumb if it made you cry. Having bad dreams again?"
"It was nothing, I promise"
He frowned and nipped at your shoulder a bit rough.
"Hey!" He nuzzled his nose on your neck, and his fangs made another nip.
"Won't stop until you tell me."
You stilled, eyes casting at his chest.
"I saw you sleeping with... someone else. In my dreams I mean." His eyebrows rose in mild surprise and then he erupted in laughter. A true incredulous laugh.
"Don't laugh! You were enjoying it." you mumbled as tears menaced to gloss over your eyes again.
"She was so... perfect. And... You just... Have never looked at me like that."
His eyes softened and sighed.
"And-"
"No sigas." (Stop it.)
He giggled, genuinely amused
"Chula, you really think that I would leave you, my wife, the mother of my children, Mi niรฑa linda, for someone else that offers nothing but a body?" (My beautiful girl)
It's been years since you heard that endearing nickname from him. He shook his head and his fingers unbuttoned your top pajamas and marveled at the sight before him.
You tried to cover up but he took your hands and kissed them, prying them away from you.
"Look at you."
"All gross and old and couple extra pounds"
He shook his head and smirked
"Mรกs de donde agarrar, chula" (More for me to grab, beautiful)
His hands palmed your breast, then slid down your waist and belly.
"You have no idea how much I want you and hearing you say such things, me parte el alma." (Breaks my soul) He slid your pajama pants off your thighs, leaving you bare before him.
He groaned at the sight
"Look at that. These hips, your breast. Dios mio... Did two babies really popped out of you?
You half laughed and half sobbed.
"You think another woman would take me so well like you do?" He kissed the valley between your breast, trailing down to your navel. A little pooch on your gut, you tried to pry him away from it.
"No tienes ni idea de lo que me haces, preciosa. You were made for me "(You have no idea what you do to me, gorgeous)
He groaned as he spreaded your legs. "When you wear those sun dresses, that blue one with the little tulip print on it?" You giggled at the memory of him grabbing you at every chance he could.
"I need to fuck you in that dress. Yeah." He nodded and just when you were about to protest, your body shivered at the sensation of his mouth kissing between your folds with hunger as the back of your knees rested on his hands, spreading you to have a bit more complete access to your flesh.
You whimpered with a squirm and he smiled at the sound.
"You still thinking you're gross? When you taste so fucking delicious?" Your hands went to his hair to hold him in place and guide his tongue exactly to that spot that made you moan so sweetly for him. His hands worshipped your body, dotingly as they held you in place by your hips.
His mouth kissed, suckled and lapped at you. He groaned at every roll of your hips you did, chasing relief in his mouth. He alternated between devouring you and planting kisses in your skin. Like if in very caress, touch and word he'd convey all his love for you.
Your breath hitched, raged pants rose, You rose your upper torso and supported it on your elbows. Your toes curled in, his tongue applying more pressure to your quivering flesh.
Your hands grope his hair as you rode your high, limbs melting around him as he released you with a pop and a satisfied smile.
"Te ves divina, mi amor." (You look divine)
He removed his pants with a smile. He'd show you why only you were perfect and worthy for him. And if it took things like this for you to understand it, he'd gladly worship you every day and night.
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Ooo hiya!! (I ranted a lot lol)๐ฅฐ๐๐
Can I please request a Tangerine x fem!civilian/innocent!reader where she was on the Bullet Train. She was walking to her seat, and when Kimura ran into the snack cart, he also ran into her, causing her to trip, falling onto Tangerineโs lap and him catching her (oh he would have a field day lol). Y/n being like ๐ณ as she realizes sheโs been sitting on his lap for a good 10 seconds staring at him with wide eyes, her hands on his chest (once again, heโd have a field day lol, soo much flirting would ensue, heโd enjoy how flustered sheโd get). Her stuttering, apologizing, and jumping up out of his arms and scurrying to her seat, which happens to be right across from Tan and Lemonโs.๐ He then spends the whole time on that train protecting (and flirting with) Y/n and when Lemon, Tangerine, and Y/n escape the train (Tan carrying a very scared Y/n), Y/n doesnโt want to leave Tan + they bring her to their safe house with them๐ฅบ
I love this.
Flustered
This was the last situation that tangerine had been worried about while on any mission.
You had been walking, and a nice lady with a snack cart was behind you. But suddenly, you didnโt hear or see a man behind you. He pushed you aside.
โOi! Watch where youโre goinโ.โ Another man said. Except the voice was much closer. You didnโt even realize you were in his lap until you looked and opened your eyes.
โS- sorry.โ The other man apologized and quickly walked away.
โYou alright, love?โ The man asked, he had a hand on your back and tried to help you get up. You stared at his eyes, trying to find words.
โI- uh- I- yeah! Iโm fine. Thanks uh, for catching me. Sorry, for theโฆโ You laughed nervously after a little and quickly stood up.you looked around and sat back down at your seat. Which was right across from him and some other guy.
He smiled. He noticed that you seemed flustered, and decided to use it to his advantage.
โItโs quite alright, no worries, darling. I would say itโs more lucky to have a pretty girl fall into your lap, wouldnโt you think?โ
Pretty? You thought. And Lemon scoffed at him.
โI- well- uh- thanks. Your also pretty.โ You mentally winced as the words came out your mouth.
โYou seriously trying to pick up a girl while on a job?โ Lemon asked him quietly, quiet enough that you didnโt hear. You looked out the window and had your headphones in.
โIโm not. They just happen to fall in my lap.โ He glanced at you.
โWow, that was surprisingly clever.โ Lemon rolled his eyes, And tangerine just sent him a scowl.
โJust sayinโ, mate.โ He laughed at his anger.
โWhatever. Can we get back on task?โ
โSure, sure, sure.โ
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After some talking between you and tangerine, he learned your name and you learned his. Yoh even learned that the guy next to him was his brother, Lemon. You both said your stops were Kyoto station.
Some man pointed a gun at Lemon, and another man sat next the both of them. That man died, and you were left confused and scared.
You decided to sleep it off, and getting off at the next station. Maybe you were dreaming, and you would wake up when you went to sleep in the dream.
(Letโs just say in this that Lemon, Ladybug, and Tangerine left early like Ladybug suggested)
โHey. Wake up.โ Someone shook you, and you looked confused, until you saw tangerine.
โTangerine?โ You muttered.
โYeah, uh, we should get off. Like right now.โ
โWeโre there already?โ
โUhโฆ yeah. So, cโmon, hurry.โ He grabbed your hand and tan quickly, and the doors started to close but you guys luckily beat it.
โThat was a close one, mate.โ Lemon said.
โArenโt you the same guy that pulled a gun on him?โ You mumbled, and pointed to ladybug.
โOh. Yeah. But weโre all good now.โ
โSo now what the fuck do we do?โ You asked.
โI have a safehouse nearby.โ Ladybug said.
โIโm sorry, who are you again?โ You asked.
โIโm.. ladybug.โ
โWhatโs with all the weird names? Lemon, tangerine and ladybug?โ
โWeโre contract killers. Theyโre just nicknames.โ Lemon said plainly.
โWhat..? Seriously?โ
โNot me. I just usually do snatch and grabs, YโKnow, steal things, but Iโm covering someone.โ Ladybug said.
โWhyโd you take me out the train early?โ You asked Tangerine as all of you walked to the house.
โCause the rest of the train is full of murderous bastards that are all about to die. You seemed like the only trustworthy person on there.โ
โNah, he just wants to take you on a date.โ Lemon said, laughing as his brother hit him in the arm.
โThat too, I guess.โ Tangerine said.
โOkay, so let me get this straight, first I somehow run into you because some guy ran into me and I fell in your lap, Ladybug pointed a gun at your brother and itโs all good now, some guy was dead next to you, you all are contract killers, and the train was full of murderers?โ
โYeah. Basically.โ
โAnd now you wanna take me on a date.โ
โYeah.โ
โWeird.. but Sure, why not.โ You shrugged.
Sure, maybe you were going out with somewhat of a stranger, but it was a cute stranger, and he just saved you. You were glad you fell into his lap.
(I donโt like this that much but hopefully itโs not terrible)
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