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here's an excerpt from the Harry Welsh/Kitty Grogan Canon Divergent AU where you have Kitty on the front lines with Harry because I felt like it... and also because I don't think I'll be finishing this this year because of work and... Baldur's Gate 3. Heh.
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The thing about Kitty is: she hates beating around the damn bush.
It's a by-product of her mother's mind games, she thinks. Nothing quite like weaponized bluntness to incite the Queen of Pennsylvanian Roman Catholic Passive-Aggressiveness into actually spitting out the god-awful truth for once. It might've earned her a slap or two in her younger years, but the second she learned to dodge and run, then later on sneak back into the house through her little brother’s open window, her mother has been powerless against her.
Of course, she tried other tactics after that. "No good boy's going to want you and that smart mouth of yours."
But Kitty found ways to fight those, too. "Lots of good boys like smart mouths, Mama, on account that they belong to smart girls. Not that you'd know, of course."
Her Mama had scoffed and sputtered at the idea, raising a hand out of habit, faltering badly when all Kitty did was laugh in her face and dance right out of her reach, reveling in her impertinence instead of cowering. A year after that, Wel—Harry, with all his smitten smiles and dopey eyes, had dropped into their lives, and suddenly her Mama didn't have much to say at all. What could she, when Harry was everything she'd told Kitty she'd never have and more? Marisa Grogan never did like being proven wrong.
By the time Kitty enlisted and was on the train to basic, neither mother nor daughter had said a single word of substance to each other for nearly a whole year.
Kitty likes to say that the silence didn't hurt. It'd been used as a weapon enough times for her to get used to it, after all. When she was younger, it came intermingled with hunger, too, on account of being sent to bed with no supper every time she was impertinent. Which was a lot. Kitty had joked at dinner the Christmas she'd gotten lucky enough to score a weekend pass, with the part of the family that still wanted to joke with her, that those childhood punishments had done the bulk of preparing her for the inevitable starvation she'll face out on the front. Her Mother had gone sheet-white upon hearing it. It wasn't a surprise that the joke fell flat with her.
She'd tried to talk to Kitty after dinner that same day, though. And Kitty didn't want to hear a single word out her mouth, and had decided to go back to camp a day early, annoyed as all hell that her mother had given up the game so easily. Not the most rational of responses. Her brother, Andrew, had even gone so far as to point out in a letter that she was acting exactly like their mother. Good, Kitty had written back, infuriated enough by the comparison to lash out at her longest ally in this particular fight. Let her have a taste of her own medicine. She can have her chat if I get back.
If. Needlessly cruel. Just to drive the point home. War and all its brutality had been naught but a distant future, then. She still had it in her to be foolish.
After Normandy, Kitty remembers telling Harry; "I don't think I regret it."
Harry had scoffed at her, something akin to disappointment mixed in with his concern. "We lying to each other, now?"
He doesn't like beating around the bush, either. It's what they most like about each other.
Today, the elderly couple at Harry's billet are out to church and won't be back until supper, so it's Harry who answers her incessant knocking. He's clearly expecting someone else. Nix, perhaps, on account of the sour tells of a hangover hovering over him like a cloud, and the curse that's halfway out of his mouth. But when he sees that it's her, he snaps out of it and immediately goes still in surprise. "Sgt. Grogan."
"Lieutenant," she stands at attention in greeting. "We need to talk."
"At ease," Harry says, blinking up at her before rubbing at the back of his neck. "Yeah. Yeah, alright."
He steps aside, and lets her in.
#kitty grogan#harry welsh#harry/kitty#band of brothers#yes I am guilty of making all my characters shoulder the burden of my mommy issues and eldest child syndrome#impertinent eldest child is my favorite kind of eldest child#estrella_marie#also peep my stupid hc that kitty often makes jokes that fall exceptionally flat because either she has tone problems or they're just#a little too barbed#harry thinks she's HILARIOUS though
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Generation AU: MonsterVerse Edition
"Don't you ever insult to the Queen of the Monsters!"
Godzilla isn't happy about that.
HEADCANON: I'd like to think that Scylla and Tiamat were besties in this AU, but they're literally best friends with Mothra (that sound obvious though), and Barb too when they were in high school. Girl talks are frequent. And yes, Godzilla is overprotective to his wifey...
#HEADCANON TO MY ROTTEN BRAINROT OF SCYLLA AND TIAMAT#MAN THAT WAS THE REASON WHY THEY WERE DEAD 😂#IT'S OFFICIAL#THE FRIENDSHIP WITH SCYLLA TIAMAT AND BARB ARE NOW ON MY LIST OF MONSTERVERSE EDITION#MOTHRA WAS THEIR BESTIE TOO#BUT MAYBE A LITTLE TOO MUCH#GODZILLA HATES IT WHEN SOMEBODY DARED TO INSULT HIS QUEEN#godzilla#mothra#scylla#tiamat#monsterverse#kaiju#godzilla x kong: the new empire#gxk#gxk: the new empire#meme#zoom meeting#funny#caption#fypシ#fyp
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something i really hope to see more of in the main story is proper development between barbatos and mc. even by the end of season four, there's still a notable distance between them. i would wanna have more scenes like their conversation when alone during the tail thieves arc in season three, and/or lucifer style where as you get closer with his loved ones (diavolo), he allows himself to be more casual with you
#i would also nominate the rest of triworlds as his loved ones#(esp luke!!!!! that's his baby boy!!!)#but then i remember they aren't as close as they are in my head#cries#and not to ramble but i just LOVE the tail thieves convo#between having the brothers being obsessed with mc#and the game having rushed writing at times#it felt very relaxing to just sit and talk to someone to learn more about them#even if it was a little stilted as barbatos was putting up his walls#(and honestly mc's kinda too forward with barb but that's just imo)#from me#obey me#rambles#barb
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I'm kinda dissapointed at the devilgram, I think they changed the writers too..? hmm, it could've been better but it was too short for a UR imo, felt like a 500 word story lol. the start was funny though.
I wish the story was longer :<.maybe i'll rewrite it cause i like the concept..
spoilers for Barbatos vs Belphie
angry barb... means whumper ba- adds Belphie to the list of om whumpees
HELLO. this guy can make the stupidest shortest devilgrams worth it with that smile and and and
pFF world saved by Barb again let us celebrate 😀
#I have a thing for alarm clocks my whole liferevolves around them#i think there was smth like time should abide by my sleeping rules there too and#imagine sayjng that to the literal time god#ohh myy god too muxh whump ideas so little motivation..#kizhu#om#om nb#om swd#obey me#obey me nb#obey me swd#obey me nightbringer#obey me shall we date#obey me barbatos#obey me belphegor#obey me devilgram#barb my love
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I had a lot of fun making this one
More doods featuring Brad's pals because THEY'RE MY ENTIRE WORLD (I'm sorry if I come off as a weirdo aa, plus they're a few months old)
UHHHHH and STICKY FROM LISA THE OBLIVIOUS GRRA
#i am obsessed#Richard Weeks#sticky angoneli#cheeks gaywood#Genderswapped Rick because I said so!!#Her name is Rachel though#I was too lazy to draw Barb/Brenda#fem brad GRrra#I LOVE HE R#RICHARD WEEKS ENJOYERS PLEASE RISE UP I'M LOOKING FOR FRIENDS GRRR#anyone who is as deranged as I am for Rick is#the prettiest person ALIVE#let's fill the world with em ricks yayyy!!#Cheeks is there too!#He looks weird as fuck without his silly little hat though#lisa the painful#lisa rpg#Hehe Hatsune Sticku#yumyum
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#couldn't write every named character#i consider this lot to be the main characters so far#probably should have put gabbie and barb too#jonathan shaw#sienna shaw#art the clown#terrifier#terrifier 3#terrifier 2#tara heyes#victoria heyes#the little pale girl#dawn terrifier#brooke terrifier#allie terrifier
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something about the lighting being lavender in this scene idk (i have too many thoughts about this show)
#i could be looking too closely BUT#little details are what i live for#and by god i will be overanalysing this musical shot by shot#spies are forever#agent curt mega#tatiana slozhno#barb larvenor#the informant#does the informant have a name???#idk but i love them#cindy thinks about the implications
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Thinking about Nancy's tendency to frequently lie, terribly, and the idea of autistic masking as constant social pressure to lie about yourself. The idea of her conceptualizing interactions with others as a kind of performance with few internal differences between outright lying and being social.
#she just does it without thought#frequently and with apparently little understanding that she's not very good at it#its her go to when she is uncomfortable or stressed#idk if this makes sense#she values honesty above all else and sees honesty in others almost too much#but at the same time has had to learn like so many autistic girls#that socializing involves a great amount of acting to be successful#but she's not exactly been the most successful has she#Barb was her only friend#anyway#Nancy is so autism coded#i love her so mucb#nancy wheeler#autistic nancy wheeler#stranger things#st
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am i the only one who sensed some jilted lover vibes from jensen?
#burcon#cockles#thoughts#at the start of the panel and through a few particular interactions he seemed very standoffish#he was giving a little bitter and hurt and perhaps even resentful - maybe he only learned of misha's gf#at this con too! maybe it was news to him. on top of not seeing misha for months i can understand#if he was feeling a bit neglected and out of the loop. there's also the matter of misha's gf not being#in a poly thing with jensen and dee like vicki was ie. what she has with misha is seperate so i'm sure#that's another difficult thing to deal with knowing their time together is strictly separate#i've no doubt he wants misha to have a partner and be happy but there's an adjustment period#letting new people into your life and whoever misha's partner is now or in the future is going to#affect jensen on a personal level and moreover his relationship with misha. it's all very intriguing#and while i like what little i've seen and heard about this woman for misha i just think no matter who#she is it's going to take a toll on jensen's relationship w misha. i thought it was plain to see on jensen's face#during their panel: numerous moments where he was giving a poker face that wasn't covering a laugh#but instead like he was trying to smooth out his bitterness. or so my eyes and brain and heart tell me.#just various moments where things looked uncomfortable and jensen making off-colour jokes that didn't land#and which furthermore were barbed and snarky - not in their usual banter way but like he was lashing out#and using the excuse of chaotic panel convo to explain away his comedic pitfalls. but again maybe i'm#looking to much into it? idk. there are some lovely moments! fun and caring moments - but they#mainly came from misha's direction ngl. it seemed like misha was trying hard to keep the peace#while jensen was just running his mouth on comments and jokes that kept not landing - for me#everyone on my dash is loving their dynamic this panel - and i want to feel that love! it is possible that#learning misha has a gf has skewed my perception a little like i'm putting context onto moments#i otherwise wouldn't. but i also think i would've laughed and generally felt better watching their panel#if that was the case. idk. whatever the reason i do think something was OFF between them on stage#and it was coming from jensen from the start. misha picked up on it partway though but things felt#a little strained throughout. like jensen wasn't looking at misha as much as usual or reaching out for him#misha tried to salvage and not react to things. but both their answers to the last Q were passive aggressive af#and when they left the stage together they weren't close or touching or chatting like they usually are...
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um okay i saw someone else do this and i really enjoyed it so here's my thoughts from this week's episode of abbott. obviously spoilers ahead
the first five minutes of this epsiode are some of the funniest tv i've seen so far this year!! OMG the face barbara makes to the camera, tariq's line from shaq lmao this show is so fucking good man
"i'm afraid of all natural disasters, of which there will be scores in our lifetime" - janine teagues once again being the voice i need on tv lol. currently making a bug-out bag for my grandparents cause this shit is nawt a game.
just gonna say this here and now- manny is fine and sweet idc what y'all say!
gregory eddie with the reveal that both mortons work at abbott!! i hope we get to see more of them that's so cute.
"I got so good at ignoring Janine, I never noticed she was pregnant" ummm this is y'alls queen?? sorry she irks me so bad sometimes. she's the only one still doing this "we hate janine and she's so annoying" thing and it's getting tired.
oh i loovee ava popping in on janine at her district office and i'm so excited to see how they expand their relationship this season!! honestly probably going to make a separate post to talk about all the good ass avanine moments from this episode but i just love them.
"really helps fill the janine-sized hole in my heart" thank you jacob for always holding it down for my baby janine!! i love their friendship sm
as someone who eats my lunch in my car every day just to get some quiet alone time i understand gregory very much but also let them babies in your classroom beloved
"Gregory Eddie, is no woman safe from your incompetence with the opposite sex?" omgg this felt mean lol poor gregory but also she's right and she should say it! mr eddie is on a journey this season but idk where we going chile. like for a man who started out wanting to be principal of this school i think " i don't want the responsibility" is a weird take idk. we shall see honey.
"Your advice goes harder than that thang, Mrs Howard" lmaoo whoever wrote that line i'm giving you specifically a kiss on the cheek for making me cackle oh so hard
also someone pleaseee make a compilation of all the cute pins and brooches miss teagues is wearing with her lil work outfits like are you kidding me!! she's so cute pls.
#oh i love this show it's so funny and so black and just so so good#i like the pairings we're seeing so far a lot too#barb and tariq is perfect cause they're both quick with the replies in very different ways it's so good#janine my beloved i love this journey that she's on and i can't wait to see where we go from here#the big teagues not the little one period#abbott elementary spoilers#abbott elementary#ae s3
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To end my random dumb AUs for the night;
I had a half baked AU where Max was the daughter of Eleven and Mike from Stranger things, as they’d changed their names and went under ground for Plot Reasons after the events of Stranger Things, and was named after their old friend Maxine. Max had a completely normal childhood and never knew all the crazy shit that her parents had gone through.
This AU was so half baked because 1) I never actually finished season one of Strange Things let alone kept up with it and 2) it was mainly an excuse for there to be a reason for Max and Chloe to accidentally time travel to the 80’s because I saw some reason good fan art of an 80’s AU.
#barb’s death kinda soured the whole show for me not going to lie#it was just…. really uncomfortable for me lmao#life is strange#max caulfield#I kept up a little bit because of Tumblr#but it isn’t really a great f/f fandom you know???#just not enough f/f ships for me#there are just too many dudes#BUT I liked the idea of Chloe rolling around in a pick up and is like ‘Ay hi Max’s parents!’#and#and Eleven is like…#Eleven in season 1#and Chloe is like : Dude I know that Max Face.#Chloe: please don’t explode my brain I swear you like me
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spyce au spyce au spyce a-
okay little explanation for each of these:
them as kids. yeah.
owen skating (he has an ass in this au)
tatiana had a kinda punk phase after her family moved to london when she was 14, it was a new environment and she felt very rebellious after getting out of her super strict private school. her and owen met when they were 16 bc they had skating practice at the same place and quickly became friends, bonding over their controlling environment, sport ambitions and queerness.
silly comic about them being friends! and supporting each other's gnc swag!
#for small owen i had to search up 'rich kid clothes' and 'brand boys clothes' bc i have no clue what brands think is cool for little boys#apparently that#spies are forever#tin can bros#saf#art#fanart#saf fanart#agent curt mega#owen carvour#spies are forever fanart#tin can bros fanart#tatiana slozhno#spyce lol#i need to draw barb and curt too!! they've been friends since like middle school
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i am here to enable, as always, so do you have any macaron headcanons? Maybe? 👉👈 I love them together too 😭 such a fun ship as well, can't get over that name bc it's so fun to say
I'm trying to brainstorm solomams headcanons, and there's something in the fabric aisle. Everything happens in the fabric aisle, I'VE SPENT AN ENTIRE WEEK FIXING THAT THING. ADJUSTING PEG HOOKS TO HOLD UP THE BOLTS AND FOLDING THEM CORRECTLY AND MAKING SURE THEY'RE IN THE RIGHT ORDER AND NOT FALLING OVER AND AAA
it made me a little crazy bc I'd come across some patterns that i was like "ooh this reminds me of *insert character*" and that's when i would step away to go do an online order
but it was like. A 'no thoughts head empty' activity, so i got to brainstorm ideas. Vividly imagining Mammon in his demon form flying outside Solomon's window trying to convince him to come outside (or better yet, just jump into his arms. "The Great Mammon will catch ya!") ((and then when Solomon *does*, Mammon is giddy that Solomon trusted him, but in the same breath is partly flustered because he's holding his boyfriend so close and he's so warm))
Like Solomon can use his own magic to fly I'm sure, but something about Mammon carrying him anyway makes me asldkwjdj !!!!!
Mammon wrapping his wings around Solomon to pull him closer....... hugging Solomon from behind when said sorcerer is deep in research, maybe trying to make a potion, but Mammon wants attention. Purposely trying to distract him or even rile him up (mammon better prepare for the consequences)- I'm 😭 !! going crazy about them, why do they have such a chokehold on me aaaaaAAAA
okay okay im done BYEEE
- ✨ anon
askldfj I still can't believe the ship name macaron honestly. It's like extra funny to me specifically because I made macarons Arrie's favorite food, so now I'm just over here having an aneurysm about Arsenios/Mammon/Barbatos lolol.
BUT ANYWAY.
Yes, I have too many thoughts about macaron at this point. It was always just a crack ship but I just... they're so... I can't... ?!?!
I'm always Barb obsessed, but sometimes I really get into a Mammon phase and when that happens, they live in my head rent free.
I really like the idea that everything kinda starts out because Mammon can't stop sneaking into the Demon Lord's Castle to try to steal stuff. And at first, he's genuinely just trying to get away with it, but Barbatos catches him every single time. And instead of like locking him away in the dungeon or bringing him back to the House of Lamentation for Lucifer to deal with, Barb makes him tea every time. His "punishment" is to sample whatever Barb is baking at the time. Eventually Barbatos figures out what his favorites are and starts making those deliberately.
Inevitably, it takes Mammon a long time to figure out what's happening because of who he is. But he always says he's actually trying to steal stuff, but really he's just faking it because he knows he's gonna get caught anyway.
I like them because they're so opposite of each other. Mammon is a troublemaker and he's loud and he always says what's on his mind. Meanwhile, Barbatos is the one constantly working but never speaking. I like to think they balance each other out a little.
Once they're more aware of what's happening, they start doing things together and everybody else is just like ???
Mammon drives Barbatos out to remote market places to buy rare teas. He actually listens when Barb tells him about them because he starts to hear the slight excited tone of Barb's voice when he talks about tea.
Barbatos goes with Mammon to the casino because we all know that demon is a walking good luck charm. He sits quietly beside Mammon, not participating himself, but just watching. Mammon notices that if they're touching, the luck increases, so he's always trying to hold Barb's hand. Barb indulges him for the most part.
Mammon convinces Barbatos to take more breaks. He goes all out planning a vacation for him so they can go somewhere nice and relaxing together.
Barbatos always defends Mammon when Lucifer is after him or hides him somewhere or even sometimes portals him away.
OH NO. Enabler indeed, look at all this nonsense I'm spouting alksdjfdkjf. Moving on before I write another freakin' essay.
AHH I'm glad you got brainstorm a little bit! I loooove the idea of Solomon letting Mammon catch him, that's precious!! 'Cause not only does that seem like a thing Solomon would do, but you're right Solomon can use his magic to fly. But it's so much better to be carried about in Mammon's arms, right??
Man just us out here shipping Mammon with everybody lol. Normally I do that with Barb, I've basically thought about him with every character and every OC I've ever created because I have a PROBLEM.
But Mammon is such a sweetheart too now I'm shipping him with everybody too 😭
#like I'm not already plagued by too many silly little guys#all the canon characters plus my own#just too many a;lksdfjk#but they could all fall for Barb lol#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me mammon#obey me barbatos#obey me solomon#macaron?!?! I guess!!#✨ anon#misc answers
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btw during pride month I'm paying extra special attention to my female f/os and crushes and drawing my male f/os as butch lesbians 💖🫶💖
#jane journals#self insert talk#im already kinda on a shepherd kick ugh i love her!! and i gotta draw more stuff with barb too!!!#and ive got lots of other female crushes#vmbut me and ruby were talking once about f/os as butch lesbians and i think i blacked out a little 🥴🥴🥴#ESPECIALLY REX UGH CAN YOU IMAGINE#I CAN. AND I GOTTA DRAW IT!!!
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Trying to imitate the shows art style for comics has me feeling like I don't know how to draw, so I decided to try and figure them out in my usual style.
I couldn't commit to a full human disguise though because I crave their more demonic aspects.
#stolas#blitzo#blitzø#stolitz#helluva boss#design headcanons and ideas tag dump incoming#Stolas is obviously based on the official design with a couple of tweaks#I love his second set of eyes so I hc he uses the glasses to conceal rather than imitate them#obviously used a lot of fanon interpretations and barb as inspo for blitz#couldn't commit to making him bald I'm sorry but the guys hairline is dire as penance#wanted to go for a soft mohawk feel as a stand in for his spines to make my decisions feel justified and a little reminiscent of ep2#and just to revoke some of his hair privileges#spent the whole time flipflopping between whether Blitz was too hot or not hot enough#man has bagged himself at least 2 high profile hotties#counter argument: he's a fucking trash fire (affectionate)#Blitz isn't short he's like a little below average#Stolas is just a lamp post of a man#Not me using character study as an excuse to draw them going on a second date where Blitz gives a shit so I can cope#Stolas getting them into Ozzie's made it clear they are both the 'he asked for no pickles' boyfriend#and that's a fucking power couple right there.#my art
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mentally sketching a Lucemond sword fight only Luke has a reinforced harpoon n shield and he’s doing his lil stab stab motions while Aemond parries and it’s all like slice slice slice swoosh jab jab jab swoosh
#lucemond#house of the dragon#aemond targaryen#lucerys valeryon#realistically a harpoon wouldn’t be fantastic vs a sword although it’s basically a barbed spear w a rope#but let me have my little fantasies ok#it will only be so long until mental sketching becomes real sketching#also obvs Luke has knives on him but bringing only a knife to a sword fight is only marginally better than a knife to a gun fight#and a trident is too on the nose imo#so he gets a harpoon and a net and a shield and knives strapped everywhere like a fun little setup#keeping Aemond on his toes
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