#a teehee.

[perenial]

everyone's masc til they have to put on the customer service voice

[stagbeetleboy]

Cupid missed

[lemonlurkrr]

hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second

[coquexari]

This life is amazing...

[firestia]

Little pony princesses 💗

[kroovv]

Dungeon Meshi 🍲✨

[lilpegchamp]

[pebblume]

let the old men kiss! (whoa who said that??)

inspired by this fic by @matchamabs go support them!!

[tojisun]

call it bad porno plot but blue collar simon coming to your house cuz you rang, saying you needed some plumbing done, and you, well, you didn’t expect this hulking mass of a man to come greet you with an accent so thick you can feel yourself getting wet :(

he calls you maam and missus—you say “just miss,” with a little cough because you’re not married, and he pauses and goes, “oh, is that so?” with this little pleased smile tugging at his lips.

he checks whatever’s going on in your kitchen sink and says it might take a while, and you can barely reply to him when he begins to shrug his jacket off, leaving him in this skin-tight black shirt that literally looks so beat up with overuse but unbelievably hot on him.

“reckon little ol’ me can have somethin’ to drink, maam?” he asks, crossing those thick arms over his chest, and you can barely rasp out your reply before you’re turning around to rummage around the fridge.

you don’t notice the way simon eyes you down, tracing your body and barely biting a pleased hum at the sight you make, all doll and pretty, so easy to read with your blown wide eyes staring up at him with such palpable desire.

you haven’t been fucked right, huh darling? probably never had a real man treat you well—fold you over the counter, make you squirt with only fingers, yeah?

well, he thinks, rolling his shoulders and grunting his thanks to you when you give him a glass of OJ, maybe i can be that man for you, isn’t that right petal?

(it takes a purposeful hit at the pipes for things to pick up—you came running back to the kitchen with a confused yelp, and the next he’s got you on your kitchen table, legs thrown over his shoulders, and his head buried in your cunt.)

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[styxpenz]

had to delete this cuz i wrote it before rereading chapter 7 (of the original book) but i still like it :]c

[gaylactic-fire]

The Curse

Aka Hylia's favourite transmasc gets amnesia and forgets what periods are

PART TWO!

[kingzombear]

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND 🐊

holy shit that ep was so fuckin gooooood, doin some Pomni doodles rn but here, have a King

[sreppub]

batfam potluck! jason brought chili and cornbread :)

👉👈 if anyone wants to come to the potluck (aka draw more bats with food)…. please do 🥺

[marsipain]

Norwegian Mikus :)

Left is Miku as a russ and right is Miku in a bunad!

[lambouillet]

Wasting my potential

[goblinhound]

Ok the gangs all here

Im a Peebo main wbu