my favorite line from Signs is “Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house
last night, what else might be a possibility?”
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Look. Hear me out.
Jack Marston
And Joaquin Murrieta Carrillo (in Timeless)
Are the same. Fucking. Person.
LOOK. THE GOATEE AND EVERYTHING!!!
EVEN THE CLOTHES RAHAHHRHTHRHEU
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These three are the main stars in but a small portion of our greater Vampire the Masquerade-based corner of the World of Darkness!
Noa and Joaquin are both victims of the family-based clan, the Giovanni, but both decided to take their approaches to the matter in very different directions. How will their story end? Probably tragically! Nyth is from outside the family, but thanks to the relationship he and Noa establish, he quickly gets roped into the drama just as fast!
Edit: Added Nyth!
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candy: btw dom said to see him before u leave
joaquin: ughhHHh candy u didn’t tell him about all this did you!??!!?
candy: no ofc not
joaquin: good
candy: yuki did
joaquin: fghjkdgj
beginning / previous / next
SERGIO: ok in this text they mentioned getting a smoothie so maybe if we look up all the smoothie places in strangerville—
GAVIN: there’s an onlyfans account that’s just strange hottie, no 666
SERGIO: suspicious. let’s check it out
ARUN: don’t. what about you yuki, any luck?
YUKI: they must be using a vpn because their IP address just leads to this random broken down plane in the middle of nowhere
SERGIO: ok no offense yuki but you’re literally like 15 so idk why you’re even here
YUKI: I know more than you ever will
GAVIN: [stifled laughter]
SERGIO: is something funny
YUKI: are you mad bc I’m smarter than you were at my age
SERGIO: wasn’t talking to you rugrat
YUKI: [whiny baby voice] I’M SERGIO AND I’M SO COOL BC I WORK IN TECH AND I CAN AFFORD UGLY HYPE BEAST SHOES
GAVIN: ok that is So spot on
SERGIO: THAT SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE ME
ARUN: now do sergio taking 15 minutes to order a meal
SERGIO: CANDY COME GET YOUR SISTER
JOAQUIN: remind me what the point of all this is
CANDY: to make sure you don’t get strangled by your supposed internet lover
SERGIO: [in the distance] KEEP MY MA’S BAKED ZITI OUT OF THIS
JOAQUIN: getting strangled sounds nice at this point
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Let me get this straight, in your ideal version of TFATWS:
The opening would be about Steve not staying in the past so that he and Bucky can “get back together,” even though they were absolutely never together in the first place, thus making them the focus.
You would then have Steve and Sam (two people who are best friends btw) get into it over the shield, because even in your fantasies for a “better” show, Steve would be a crappy friend to Sam.
Then you have Sam still needing money and going through the racist loan stuff. Mind you, this is your fantasy version of the show, right? So you could have Sam be financially fine (like Scott, Clint, Bucky, and, well, every other supe post Endgame), but, no, he still has to have that extra bit of bad luck.
Then Joaquin is what? Randomly and vaguely homophobic for some reason????
And ep 1 ends with Steve… apologizing but then telling Sam about the government trying to take the shield, which implies he wants/expects Sam to do something about it?
Oh IKYFL 😭😭
Stickies remain unhinged I see.
I mean, okay, on the one hand, who am I to judge anyone’s headcanons?
On the other hand…
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The artbook finally came in the mail and it looks so glorious!!! I’ll have better shots later, I’m going out to eat with a friend, but I took these on my phone. Just a quick snapshot of some of the gems in here
The front and back
My boy Joaquin!!! I’ll definitely have to transcribe the words later
There are some pages of the Wilson family home, the boat, and the docks, but seeing these made me tear up
This is a zoomed in angle of this scene but yeah
I made a gif set of this scene but to see this in format is just!! Them!!! The Wilson Boys!
This is the last page of the book. All my feels can’t even encapsulate my reaction flipping to the end to see this
When I’m not out and about I’ll do a proper post. Until then I hope you enjoyed these sneak peaks like I did!
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