#absolutely DYING

[preciseshadow]

The fans: Oh, Lucius and Pete aren’t in the trailer or promo pics, it must be because the producers don’t want to reveal their wedding outfits

The show: Actually, it’s because they’re below deck having hardcore sex for 80% of the episode

[radiosummons]

OMFG BABY TULIN!!!!! BABY BOY BABY!!!!

I'm fucking dying!! XD

Teba praying to the goddesses to give him patience lmao

Teba really be out here like: Where does this child get all this sass?!

[frnkiebby]

fronk

frank looks so different in number six, i totally didn’t have that one!!~🎃

[onceapirateprincess]

THIS FUCKING CREATURE

LIVE REACTION

[maskeraith]

@everysinglepheel thank you for somehow being the only one to say something even more nonsensical than me

[hoarding-stories]

Just started the (Patreon Exclusive) Space Cram episode and right out of the gate:

Things are about to get wild aren't they?

Not only because of those Inspired names, but they're level 20!?!

[broomballade]

currently losing my mind over the teaser for episode seven of hazbin hotel and if i don’t see the whole episode as SOON as it comes out i shall simply pass away

[pigeonneaux]

Ough my suitcase is as heavy as my horny levels are high

[rodeoromeo]

Blood From a Clone is the funniest song of all time I know his ass was SO mad

[kristsune]

Been binging woe.begone today and im absolutely loving it. Best thing though? The sense of humor. Absolutely hilarious.

[battii-art]

My roommate is reading shadowhunters for the first time and just called Sebastian Morgenstern a "sussy baka" and honestly I agree

[therealgamble]

“I got together with your Dad so he could have a son he actually loves.”

Brian's face scrunched as he ran that line back through his head, trying to make it make sense. "So… you're fucking my Dad?" He thought about that for a moment as he grabbed another beer.

"Dude, you realize he can't get you a better position in the department anymore, right? If you're gonna be a ho you should at least get better benefits out of it."

[ctenophora]

29 days

i will mute all words with totk or loz on all social media if i am not at least guranteed to play loz:totk bc i have been waiting since i ever started playing botw and I will not fall in my plans to play the game without seeing spoilers or anything about the story. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I NEED TO FIND MY GOD DANM SWITCH OR SOMEONE(my friend) WILL HAVE TO ENDURE THE CONSTANT CRYING AND YELLING AND DEPPRESSIVE EPISODES AND THE RANTS ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE LEGEND OF ZELDA SO HELP ME GOD.

I will do ANYTHING that doesnt require money TO GET MY SWITCH BACK AND HAVE A COPY OF THAT DANM GAME!!!!!!!!

[isefyres-archive]

@dcviline asked: “ i  could  be  your  toy./ let me take care of you. “ (harry @ vera)

"Bold   words   from   a   pirate.   Do   all   ironborn   behave   like   this   when   finding   safe   roof?"   It   is   interesting   regardless.   And   since   her   husband   had   died,   Vera's   bed   had   been   lonely,   cold   and   as   winter   kept   coming,   she   wished   for   a   warm   body   to   comfort   hers.   "I   could   be   your   mother."   She   teases   as   she   pours   herself   a   drink   of   wine,   a   smile   on   her   lips,   not   bothering   to   cover   herself   despite   his   invasion   of   privacy   upon   her   chamber.   Her   ladies   already   knew   what   would   happen.

  "Do   you   even   know   how   to   take   care   of   a   woman?   A   highborn   lady   like   myself?"   She   does   step   closer   then,   finishing   her   drink   and   let   the   cup   on   the   side   as   she   faces   him.   He   has   a   pretty   face,   not   a   green   boy   but   old   enough.   Properly   old   she   has   no   issue   allowing   her   robe   to   fall   on   the   ground,   and   a   hand   moves   to   brush   upon   the   Greyjoy   bastard's   hair   from   his   features.   "Alright   then,   take   care   of   me.   Show   me   what   you   can   do,   and   perhaps   I'll   let   you   stay."   

[greykolla-art]

“I’m a SHARK-” said Alastor the deer demon, “because it’s a good metaphor!’

(NO I will not do a part 2!💕)

[evablueblanket]

attempting to make a transcription of Duet (Omori)

guh