#accidental barbie cosplay

[silvermaplealder]

I had a dream last night where my parents "accidentally" dyed my David cosplay pink. And I was like haha that's funny!! Barbie David!! Like I could care less. But then they were like "no!! We did this on purpose so you'd get a real life!!" And I remember explaining to them that I had a real life and worked two jobs and they were like "no!! Lies!!" And then I woke up crying lol. Anyway, Barbie David would be funny

[tyrantisterror]

So one of the kids at the daycare accidentally broke a Barbie's legs while trying to make it do the splits, and I found myself performing my second emergency operation on a Barbie this year. At least Gorgon Barbie and Godzilla Cosplay Barbie have a third for their trio now.

[toofasttoocool]

Random Chop of Hornyess #1

-The RBJ Hex maniac have bigger breasts than the SM Hexmaniac, except they are all silicone and look like beach ball.

-Hyper fan of Nintendo and football team captain organize an orgy with all cheerleaders cosplaying as Smash Bros characters, fucking them until they believe they are truly those characters.

-Link (TP) cucking all over the form of Links by impregnating all the Zeldas, midna the futanari goblin is the mastermind of this chaos.

-Sissy man is friends with a bunch of lesbian feminists; he accidentally misunderstands his estrogen with Hyper Steroid turning into a buff bodybuilder who impregnates them all, they all turn into vapid misogynistic bimbo.

-Marth goes forward in time and realizes that all men become weaker with time,turn lucina into a walking sex toy.

-"Being hypnotized is the new feminism! You are T-O-T-A-L-L-Y in control!"

-It's now illegal to not wear platform shoes for women! But it's illegal to wear anything else than a bikini!

-Tennis pro who, if you cannot beat him in a one-round match, you end up as a big titty stupid bimbo in a skimpy tennis uniform.

-Squares win his ideal order world, women dress in Barbie clothes and can only say "yes master" Turn the three main characters into his personal ball handler; men except him are not needed.

-Welcome to college! When men get smarter and women learn how to walk while being 70 percent plastic!

-Free access to sex renders pseudo-Lewd streamer and Vtuber useless,their new life is either to wage cuck away,or to become daddy girls.

-"I don't want to fix Shiori Novella I want to make her worst"-Says ultrarich simp,who cock implants and tech skills will come in hand soon…"

[seastarcosplay]

Hu peeps I think I might have accidentally used up all of my motivation for the entire year going forward to elfia and now I have nothing left. I need to find a little bit at least to work on Connichi and Elfia but my go to fabric store seems to have run out usable fabrics for some time now aand I don't know where else to go... where to you get your fabrics? Photo and edit by @klebezettelphotography #anneliesecosplay #Anneliese #princessandthepauper #princess #princessanneliese #princessandthepaupercosplay #barbiecosplay #barbiethepincessandthepauper #barbieanneliese #barbiegown #barbie #cosplay (hier: Barmer Anlagen) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChFoHTMLh7j/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[deactivated-almonds]

HI! I love your Barbie!Jason cosplay and I was thinking about doing the same cosplay from the same inspos. How did you do the hockey mask? Did you get a pink one custom or did you paint over a regular one?

Hi!! Thank you so much! 💕 I just painted a normal Jason mask. I taped over the straps and around the face markings with painters tape, then spray painted the whole mask in the lighter pink shade. Went in on the details by hand with some acrylic paint. I accidentally bought a child sized mask but luckily I have a tiny head!! I also added some heart stickers and glitter here and there. Overall a fun and easy project!

Good luck with your cosplay, I'd love to see it when you're done!! The more horror!Barbie the better! 🥰💖

[hylass]

Accidentally cosplayed to barbie

[stellarune]

kotlc yt au hc bc i want to write but cant *actually* write so its the next best thing

biana makes historical versions of famous costumes (disney, barbie, you name it) shes basically the cosplay queen. she did a lot of stitching by hand before her accident which cost her her arm, so now she mostly does it with a machine (look, amputee!biana is in every single on of my human aus). her videos are very chaotic bc shes mostly just making it up as she goes, but in the end, she gives a proofed step by step how to for the dress/coat/wtv. since shes so rich, all of her paterns are free as well. she has around 3m subscribers. she does charity streams.

dex is a maker. he does reproductions of weapons he likes from video game, movies, animes you name it. he has an ongoing series called “will i finally manage to make a lightsaber this year ?” it comes out every year in july, and is one of hs most viewed videos. he also works to make his own patinas and experiment with different kinds of finnish for his pieces. he took a year off off youtube at one point to learn how to make jewellery, and now hes back with a store, and some custom rings ! he has around 1.5m subs, but some of his videos can get as many as 10m views. he never monetizes his videos.

fitz is a baking youtuber, in theory. the first few years on his channels were basically just baking tutorials without voiceover. but he did one live strem for 100k and the fans were absolutely shook at his voice and face, and he just never could go back to anonimity. how did he get that many subs ? well, all of his videos had the fuck ups included, and step by step guides on how to fix these mistakes. also the editing job was flawless. now he does baking experiments, and some cakes on request. he has a few monetized videos, but only with small companies that really need advertizing, or ridiculous products. (hes been known for doing a video sponsored by chin workout equipent) he has around 3m subscribers as well.

keefe is the random guy. he does art challenges, and trends, and just videos that seem pulled out of nowhere (”i set up a fake shower in the middle of the street lol”) he takes part in drama, as in he watches from the sidelines, then makes a shitty edit summarising the whole thing. hes never pretended to eb serious, and the people watching him know hes not. hes released one song on spotify that is just a compilation of everytime katherin bennett said urinoirs in That Video. hes fairly unproblematic though, and everytime he sets up soemthing crazy like the bathroom stall, he finds a way (legal or not) to let anyone that might need it use it. he has arund 6m subs, and definitely does big charity dnations

linh and marella are gamers. they dont have the same channel, but their content is fairly similar, even though their approch to it is wildly different. marella always tries to follow the rules so much she creates chaos, and linh generally gets distracted by side quests for a whole episode. theyre mostly known for their extremely different DBH gameplays, with marella ending up with the bad ending somehow, even though she mostly followed the good storyline, and linh killing way too many people unnessessarily by panicking. they both have around 5m subs

tam and sophie both are editors. theyre the ones that make the videos. sophie works with biana keefe and fitz while tam works with linha and dex. marella has jensi. theyre the ones that get the crew together. 

linh and marella decide to do a collab, but jensi cant edit marellas half, since he has to leave for college or wtv, so sophie, who watches a lot of tams side videos (conspiracy theories) sends him an email being like “hi, i heard you needed an editor, and i dont sleep ever and editing keeps my mind off things i dont wanna think ab, so im here if you need me. oh and btw, links to the channels im the editor of” 

since sophie is a vv good editor, tam answers like “oh yeah thatd be great heres my number !” and now theyre chatting, both for work and just as friends. 

then comes the actual collab

its nothing special, ut its a fan fave, both linah and arella win a ton of subs from it

then fitz, one night, is like “oh, btw, do you know anyone who lives near **** bc im looking for a roommate” and sophie is like “yeah i gotchu, y cous dex lives nearby, and hed appreciate a bit of help for the rent so ill hook u up” 

anyways, theres a small “wait youre THAT sophie ????” from tam, but it doesnt matter, fitz and dex move in together. 

soph and biana are long suffering parents looking at their children who have a crush on each other, without realizing they also are the children who have a crush on each other. 

marella and linh get together quite easily, comparing to the rest 

they simply did a qna; and one of the questions was like “are you dating ???” and marella is like “nah, i wish” and linhs like “id be down”. and thats it.

dex and fitz egt together after an accidental kiss

sophie and biana are tipical oblivious wlws, and start dating after a kiss to piss off homophobes (its in character dont @ me)

no one knows wtf keefe and tam are. they dont know if they are dating, or hate eachother, or have the bromance of the century. its confusing to everyone and they like it that way.

does anyone want a part 2 ??

[thecozywhaleshark]

Pocket GOT7

A/n: Hello my friends. I have been doing research, and with the help of the lovely @lvupmushroom​ taking the time to explain every member to me while I did so, I present to you, Pocket GOT7. Enjoy! 

As a reminder, please keep in mind that every Pocket is about the size of a mouse (3-4 inches in height) and must be protected at all costs. Thank you for your time.

ALSO BECAUSE IM NEW I FORGOT ‘JUST RIGHT’ WAS THEM AS POCKETS AND IM STOKED BC I CAN DO THIS:

JB:

quiet, serious pocket

a lot of the time you won’t even know he’s there until you look over and he’s just quietly watching

likes to chill and sit on the couch with you whenever he can

once he’s comfortable with you can get goofy

has the sweetest shyest smile and you spend a lot of time trying to get it to come out

throws random temper tantrums but cools off quickly

constantly claims he is “not cute” and gets flustered when you call him so

very honest 

tells you everything you could ever want to know about him and then some 

...to the point where sometimes you have to go “JB baby... mommy doesn’t want to know that.”

loves the kitty cats 

makes grabby hands at them from his pocket whenever he sees one and meows at them

will want to hug it if given the chance 

Mark:

giggly pocket

athletic

loves games, inside ones and out

can get frustrated easily playing them though

also can get frustrated at everyday things 

he once yelled at the toaster for burning his toast

pouted the rest of the day

a bit of a forgetful pocket 

at least once a day will walk into the room or bug you to tell you something but then forget what he was going to say

tries to dance but forgets all the moves and makes his own

laughs at himself when he forgets because he’s used to it

always trying to make you laugh with his antics 

if he’s not giggly you know he’s having a bad day

likes to doodle random words and put them together to make new ones and phrases

will come up to you like “I want a neep.” and you’re like “what?” and he proudly tells you he’s combined ‘sleep’ with ‘nap’ to create ‘neep’ and isn’t ‘neep’ a much better word?

makes random noises from his pocket to see if people will notice him and then duck to hide so they don't see him

Jackson: 

so LOUD

so energetic

the house will never be quiet

I mean, for 15 minutes maybe, but then he’ll be talking again

is the biggest momma’s boy 

expect him to be talking to you all the time and wanting to be with you 24/7

super determined - if he wants something, neither hell nor high water will keep it from him 

especially if that thing is a snicky snack 

very creative - builds the longest ladders and devices to climb to where he wants to be

tries out his best pick up lines on you

usually they don’t even make sense 

when he learned how to wink he did it so often that you thought he was having a seizure 

his entire face will turn red if you wink back

if you’re out and about and someone accidentally touches you he will scream “NO TOUCH MOMMA!” and glare until they are no longer within his line of sight

if it’s a date will puff up his chest and maybe try to stomp on their foot 

does not like to be confined to pocket usually but will insist if you’re out in public 

likes to see if he can lift things just to throw them as far as he can

super giggly - will be laughing when you put him to bed and giggling until he falls asleep... but have fun trying to wake him up in the morning

BamBam:

very smiley 

laughs a lot 

l o u d

waves at everyone from his pocket or sometimes doesn’t wave at all if he’s feeling ‘cool’ that day 

wants everyone to see what he’s wearing and tell him he looks cool 

totally keeps glitter or confetti in his pocket to throw at the people who compliment him

another one who wants to match with you and will ask for the barbie clothes

sarcastic little bugger 

wants one of those green wind and click cameras so he can take his own photos

is also constantly telling you to take photos - of landscapes, of the sunset, of him doing random things

just loves loves loves photos

says what's on his mind 

like it can be completely silent and he’ll just be like “do elephants have toes like camels do or do they just have one toe...is their whole foot a toe” and you’re confused a lot but it’s entertaining  

Jinyoung:

the sweetest pocket you’ve ever met

very quiet

likes to look put together 

likes little button down shirts

a shy bean

peaks his head out from his pocket and blushes when people look at him

likes it when you read to him 

likes to pick out all the books at the library

will also read to you

will want to talk about all his books with you

you have many cuddly movie nights in

will have an entire star-wars marathon with you

asks for cosplay costumes in mini so he can wear them around the house 

totally has one of those superman onesies with the cape

wears it all the time, only takes it off when you make him so you can wash it

very salty and petty - if you wrong him he’ll stay silent but bring it up months later 

loves cotton candy - calls it the ‘pink cloud snack’

YoungJae:

nerdy pocket

gushes to you over all his favorite things 

has a lego collection

has built his own little lego house -with your help- that he likes to spend time in and be all in his own little world

sings to himself

loves to laugh

laughs at everything - when you smile at him, when something falls over, if he trips and falls on his face... you name it he’s laughing

smiles and waves at everyone from his pocket, giggles if they wave back

a sneak

will be constantly trying to play pranks on you

but will often give himself away because he just can't help laughing and giving away his position

his favorite stuffed animal is a puppy that he likes to pull to your bed and sleep on top of next to you

Yugyeom:

the pocket that’s always dancing

has a habit of dancing as he walks, spinning and getting himself dizzy, giggling when he almost runs into things 

another loud one

will be ecstatic if you give him a playdate with pocket BamBam but expect it to be chaos and screaming

always wants chocolate milk or a chocolate milkshake 

if he sees any Wendy’s or Gas-Station in the car he is yelling “ICED CHOCO ICED CHOCO MAMMA ICED CHOCO!” and pointing violently at the window 

he drinks so much of it you have to limit his intake

very playful and teasing

will always want to play

even when you’re tired 

never wants down time

bounces in his pocket, you’ll have to remind him to stay still and not fall out

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Tag List: @zerotexas1975 @restfromthestreets @tangledsparkles @purpletigertaetae @ruinedbyjin @jedi-cat-6

[santamonicaroleplay]

Secrets Masterlist

GROUP A

Marco

━ Marco suffers with OCD, but keeps it well hidden most of the time. He’s had periods where it’s been so bad that he’s washed his hands until they were red raw, though —- usually when something’s happened to upset his normally happy life. ━ When he was sixteen, he stole his best friend’s girlfriend. It was unintentional, but she was also a surfer and they spent every day together, things just “happened”. ━ Marco totalled his dad’s car when he was 18 and DUI. His dad still thinks it was the other driver’s fault.

Jason

━ He is a half sibling but is not aware of it yet, his mother had an affair. ━ Got in a car crash with a friend when both fell asleep and it resulted in the death of an old man. Luckily the mans family decided not to press charges. ━ Overdosed in his sophomore year of high school and nearly died but his family kept it under wraps.

Phobe

━ Use to be a drug dealer ━ Became a camgirl for a while to pay bills ━ She only thinks that she knows who the father of Dani is. Phobe is still completely uncertain even if she has a hunch of who it is

Beckett

━ sells drugs ━ made out with his 27 year old college professor when he was in his junior year of college ━ has always claimed he’s had sex but is actually a virgin

GROUP B 

Amy

━ Amy sold weed in high school and college. ━ She accidentally killed her daughter’s fish and replaced it with an identical one. ━ She still has feelings for her ex-husband (Nathan)

Enrique

━ Enrique has hired a private investigator to locate his estranged mother. ━ Contrary to the ‘bad boy’ image that Enrique exuded throughout life, he is actually very intelligent. ━ Enrique watches a lot of cartoon reruns before he falls asleep at night.

Olivia

━ Once kissed her sister’s boyfriend when drunk at a party ━ Is quite the nerd when it comes to fantasy movies/television, though she'll pretend she's not ━ Suffers from intense nightmares sometimes

Gemma

━ She lost her virginity while drunk. ━ Feels like she’ll never measure up to her family. ━ Still has a stuffed animal her parents won for her at a fair that she sleeps with when she’s having a rough night.

Summer

━ summer tells everyone her movie genre of choice is romance (drama, comedy, all things romance-related). but truthfully, she has a soft spot for dark psych thrillers with a tinge of horror - a little known fact that hardly anyone but the people closest to her know. ━ summer has only ever been in one serious relationship her whole life. they dated for two years in high school and saw a future together past graduation and into adulthood. however, summer had a pregnancy scare at the end of their senior year, prompting her to end the relationship. since then, she’s avoided dating anyone steadily and has stuck to short-term flings. so far her older sister is the only person who knows about the pregnancy scare. ━ summer used to thrift-hunt for rare designer finds and vintage clothing at the local secondhand shops in monterey, freshening them up and selling them online  for a profit. it was a hobby she took to when she was still a kid, but she’s refrained from telling anyone given her current status as a well-reputed stylist.

GROUP C 

Wes

━ there have been a few songs written by him that have made it onto Reckless albums about the relationship between him and Sutton Barnes and the aftermath of their relationship ━ had to take depression medication which he has been off of for 3 years ━ attended therapy twice a month for two years after his mother’s death

Alondra

━ She is afraid of crows. ━ She is a cosplayer but does really extravagant cosplays that always cover or modify her face ━ She has an insane funko pop collection, she keeps them in her spare bedroom along with all of her other nerd things

Brooklyn

━ Dealt with breakdown after fiance left and before moving to L.A ━ Stole a CD back in high school ━ (Was wrote down in Diary) Holds resentment towards her brother Jason for leaving her.

GROUP D 

Hannah

━ Got pulled over for ‘drunk driving’ when she wasn’t even drunk. Just a bad driver ━ Hasn’t had sex in over 5 years ━ Still in love with her ex-fiance Hanson

Ivy

━  she has embarrassing videos she made with her friends online when she was young and in Australia ━ she's not sure if she's really over her ex like she thought ━ she's planning on dropping out of her last year of vet school to use the loan money with the home and grandmother

Caroline

━ Got a secret tattoo in HS without parents knowing ━ Suffered miscarriage after husband passed away ━ Learned how to kiss through a female friend back in HS

Hunter

━ Hunter often lies about his relationship with his family. He and his father have always been at odds and they haven’t talked since Hunter left home to move to LA, though when asked about his relatives, he’s publicly stated that they get along well and are very close, not to cause a bad impression. ━ Hunter has grown to despise the show he stars in, (which I have terribly named) “Dead or Alive”. Another thing he constantly lies about, after all, it would be terrible publicity for both him and the show, but he can’t wait for either the series to be cancelled, or his contract to be terminated. ━ Hunter has struggled with depression, and still struggles with anxiety. It’s not something he particularly lies about, but definitely tries to hide. Hunter has never really recovered from any of his past traumas – from the loss of his mother, to his father’s abuse, he’s always tried to ignore his pain until he couldn’t, and now his mental health is at an extremely fragile state, in desperate need of constant medical assistance.

Christopher

━  Toph is dyslexic, and even though he’s invested hours and hours into tutors and therapies   ━ Topher has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome so his joints are hypermobile and weakened from a lifetime of various sprains and dislocations. He originally took an interest in yoga in an attempt to quell fear that his body would start irreparably deteriorating from his progressive injuries, and while he’s found that it’s offered him some relief and reassurance, he’s still prone to stretched ligaments and dislocations. Though he wouldn’t deny it if asked, it’s not offered knowledge about the gardener. (Save for a handful of rec center yogis who once watched his shoulder pop right out of socket mid one-handed tree pose.) ━ Every now and then, he’ll pull the curtains and open up all of the windows in his loft apartment to let the sunlight and fresh air in, turn on a good song strip totally naked, and enjoy a very relaxed and unhindered yoga / meditation session to refresh and realign his chakras and reconnect with his body. He’s pretty sure his windows aren’t visible from the sidewalk several stories below anyway, but his cat has walked in on him in compromising positions once or twice.

GROUP E 

Skyler

━ Searches for his birth family online when he's drunk ━ He can quote Pretty Woman word for word ━ Once cried for an hour straight at a Cher concert because he thought she was so wonderful

Mai

━ She has the biggest crush on her best friend Beckett and it terrifies her. ━ She suffers from nightmares, so she chooses to use night time for writing or going on walks to avoid sleeping. ━ Though she says she has, she still has yet to let go of her mother’s death after almost nine years of the event passing.

Zahra

━ When Zahra moved to New York, her parents thought she was enrolled in university, but she actually dropped out to become a singer. ━ The night before the day her brother went missing Zahra ignored several phone calls from him because she was auditioning for a gig. ━ Since her return to Santa Monica 2 months ago, Zahra and her parents have been seeing a therapist.

Ophelia

━ The summer before college, Ophelia had a fling with one of her father’s associates. ━ When she was 7, she accidentally melted the face off her sister’s favorite Barbie doll by trying to blow dry her hair. Her sister thinks the dog mangled her doll to this day. ━ When filming her first television show, Ophelia had a crush on her co-star.

GROUP F 

Nathan

━ Before making it big, he had a very brief fling with his boss at the magazine he was working for, who had promised to help him with his career. They lied and he soon realised he needed to do it all himself ━ During his time on the football team in high school, he spent most of his time smoking weed under the bleachers than actually putting the time into practise. ━ Despite still being a major flirt from time to time, Nathan’s avoided dating and everything that goes with it since his divorce for fear of messing that up just like he did his marriage.

Adelaide

━ Has struggled with anorexia for years. ━ Cheated on an ex boyfriend with his best friend in high school ━ Was a bully/mean girl in high school

Alexandra

━ Former worked as a dominatrix Madame Mercy ━ During a weding reception she made out with the groom while everyone else was dancing. ━ Gave her panties to a random guy in order to get a cab, then had sex with said guy in order to get a free ride

Diana

━ Has never learned to drive ━ Will always take the stairs instead of the elevator as they suffer from claustrophobia ━ Walked out on her last boyfriend while he was unconscious in hospital

GROUP G

Iris

━ cried once in order to get out of getting a ticket ━  is obsessed with watching old 90’s cartoons and anime at odd hours of the night ━ had a miscarriage courtesy of her abusive ex-boyfriend

Noah

━ Was actually born in to the Aldridge family, but was kept from the truth his whole life. ━ Failed his drivers test multiple times ━ Used to be bankrupt when taking care of his siblings and had to take loans that took him years to pay off.

Ava

━ Lost her virginity to Alex’s boyfriend at the time ━ Still sleeps with a stuffed animal dog ━ Tells people she graduated from college even if she never attended

RJ

━ RJ is not over his last relationship because he still has feelings for his ex-girlfriend. ━ RJ once ran a popular twitter update account for Rihanna when he was in high school. ━ Before he struck fame with Reckless, RJ was a featured artist on a song, the collaboration was horrible; they also had an accompanying cringey music video produced; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX6IhJ8wAKw

GROUP H 

Jackson

━ Kissed Kourtney Kardashian  ━ Almost got caught trying to shoplift but played it off as an accident ━ Lied on his resmue about knowing how to tap dance. 

Bianca

━ plays pokemon go religiously ━ truly believes in the supernatural ━ is a published romance author under the pen name Veronica Vanburen

Kaden

━  Never disclosed the fact her parents are criminals and drug addicts to the police academy. ━  Had an affair with a married man ━ She constantly uses hot sauce on any food she can--pasta, sandwiches, burgers, etc.

Abigail

━ In the week before her wedding she had one too many and kissed a girl in a bar restroom. ━ Still rings home once a month and leaves a message despite her parents never returning her calls. ━ Once drove 36 hours to the house she’d once shared with her fiance only to lose her nerve and turn around once she saw he was home.

Jack

━ From age 5-12, Parker has swallowed every piece of gum he's ever chewed. ━ He hates needles and faints very easily at the sight of blood draws ━  He slept with a girl who had a boyfriend four times in one night and then fell in love with her although she decided to stay with her long-term boyfriend.

GROUP I 

Emre

━ purposely let his academic progress go to waste while attending Dartmouth and was put on academic probation twice ━ had a relationship with a woman that was a close friends to his parents when he was 21 and she 42; the relationship wasn’t serious and they only saw each other for about three months ━ one of his first investments fell through with two million dollars on the line from his trust fund

Breeland

━ She is aware of the fact that her drinking has gotten out of control and has been talking to someone about it quietly. ━ Agreed to go on a date with a cop to get out of a speeding ticket. ━ Almost had a drunken hook up with the head of the label she works for even though he’s married

Spencer

━ She catfished a guy on Tinder after he broke one of her best friends’ hearts. ━ Spencer was arrested for assaulting a classmate in high school and had to do counseling and community service. ━ Spence was being stalked by an ex-boyfriend last year and had to get a restraining order against him.

Logan

━  Likes pineapple on pizza ━ Enjoys fruity alcoholic drinks. ━ When he goes out he loosen the salt shakers tops so it spills on whoever is after him/around him.

GROUP J 

Richie

━ The first ever guitar Richard has, he stole. He didn’t want to ask his parents to keep buying him things when they disagreed with his chosen career path, so he went out and stole it so he could write music. ━ Richard cannot remember most of the women he’s been with, by not remembering their names; he came up with a system so that he tells them apart by numbers. ━ Although it may not appear so in every day life, Richie sometimes struggle with his self image while under the pressure of social media comments and expectations for what he should look like.

Mara

━ had a miscarriage when she was 22 ━ she knows that Noah Sinclair is their half brother ━ she used to write fanfictions

Freya

━ she is still a virgin but secretly wants to have sex. ━ she still suffers from partial memory loss of certain major events but tries to act like she knows what her family is talking about. ━ she’s having blackouts and sleepwalks to random places.

Kessa

━ Spent a week in a mental hospital after finding out about her biological family. ━ Constantly feels disconnected with her biological family/because of that disconnect she’s forced to do therapy twice a week by her moms. ━ Was a married couples third for over a year.

GROUP K

Faye 

━ While back in the UK, she made the decision to track down the child she gave up at birth and was rather swiftly denied any contact. ━ Faye recently found out that her family is broke following her father’s scandal. She was the only one with any money, most of which she used for her education in Washington.  ━ She returned to the US stressed and feeling out of control, so her friend took her on a vacation to Vegas where she could be out of control. The weekend ended up very messy and she ended up married to someone she’d only just met.

Sutton

━ Was aware her ex-fiance was cheating, but was too scared to be alone so she pretended to not know.  ━ Skinny dips every third Sunday of the month before dawn.  ━ Even though she should have gave the ring back, Sutton actually paid and kept her engagement right after her engagement ended, it is now in her jewelry box. 

Thalia

━ When she was a tween, Thalia tried and failed at becoming a popular ‘youtuber’. At the time her channel featured vlogs, dancing, baking, and makeup tutorials. ━ Thalia cheated during monopoly at her family’s game night and still feels guilty.  ━  Thalia uses popular hookup apps for the attention she gets, but she never actually meets up with anyone.

Leyla

━ Slept with one of her professors at Harvard ━ Still watches Disney films when she’s having a bad day ━ Once escaped a one night stand by climbing out of a top floor window

[robxstar]

do you have any robin being a huge dork headcanons

Boy Dorkasaurus headcanons?  Plenty!

He tries, he really tries, not to stammer around her when she’s being particularly cute or gorgeous or naively flustering.

But sometimes he just can’t help it; he’s an awkward teenage boy who doesn’t quite know what he’s doing when it comes to girls so his brain just kind of… turns off and leaves him to flail in desperation.

Before they were dating it would confuse Starfire terribly when he clammed up stammering.

“Robin, is there something the matter with your mouth?”

After they were together she realized what it was and what it meant and now she thinks it’s very cute and tries to elicit that response whenever she can.

She’s particularly fond of wowing him with pretty new dresses or outfits.

Because of Starfire’s childlike wonder and enjoyment of things, Robin often finds himself being very silly with her.

When they’re out at the park or doing something at a school or charity event and Starfire gets herself roped into having fun with the little kids, Robin will often join her and they’ll play with them together.

It’s very easy for Robin to relax around kids, and Starfire adores how enthusiastic he is about entertaining them.

Robin’s normally a pretty decent cook, but if he’s trying to cook something nice or out of his normal comfort zone for Starfire he will get all nervous and completely forget the recipe.

And probably accidentally set something on fire at least once.

To his chagrin, he can never say no to whatever Starfire picks for movie night.

The others will walk in and be like, “Are you two watching Barbie Fairytopia?”

And Robin will just sort of sink into his seat while Starfire explains the plot and characters with eager enthusiasm.

He’s memorized quite a few Disney films because Star likes to watch them over and over again.

(The Little Mermaid is Starfire’s favorite.  Cyborg likes to ruin romantic moments between Robin and Starfire by piping in “Kiss the Girl” at inopportune moments, embarrassing Robin out of making a move.)

Once or twice, she’s distracted him enough that he’s run face-first into a wall.

It happened in combat once; Robin got an unexpected upskirt view (though Starfire was wearing cheerleader-style hotpant shorts underneath, having been warned by Raven about the dangers of just such an occurrence) and completely missed his planned grapple opening, smashing into the side of the pizza parlor in full view of dozens of people.

Cyborg and Beast Boy teased him mercilessly about it for weeks.

He would later apologize to Starfire for it, though she being Tamaranian and not quite as bashful about being modest as most Earthlings assured him it was okay for him to look, it wasn’t a big deal, she didn’t take offense.

Which didn’t help his embarrassment of course.

Speaking of Starfire’s modesty though–or lack of it–Robin has walked in on her naked a few times.

Mostly during her first few months on Earth.

Necessitating some panicky explanations about Earthling privacy standards. :)

And annoying Raven because he’ll be fixating on the event for the rest of the day inside his head.  Loudly.  And repeatedly.

“Oh Azar, not again,” she’ll sigh, as she senses him going braindead around Starfire for like the thirty-fifth time.

Vowing to lock them in a room together one day.

Robin is a playful doofus around Starfire when he’s flirting with her.

When he’s grown more confident around her he can recover more easily from his babbling and play it off all smooth like, “Wow Star, you’ve really got me tongue-tied.”

He’s actually a huge math and science geek and loves to learn new things and share them with her.

He also loves all kinds of martial arts films, from serious wuxia to cheesy karate exploitation.  Starfire will search bargain bins at the movie stores for new things for his library.

She loves to listen to him critique the fighting techniques.

He’s not as into comics as Beast Boy but there’s a few titles they’ve read together.

They’ll do couple cosplay for conventions and Halloween.

[yusukesmomjeans]

17qs, 17 people

Thanks @mattieandmatter for tagging me!

nickname: online I go by gin or ginny, but irl most of my friends call me gwyn 

zodiac: i’m a libra. idk anything else because my parents don’t remember what time i was born

height: 5′5, exactly average! don’t call me short

hogwarts house: i really don’t want to be associated with r0wling but I’m pretty pleased to be a slytherin

last thing i googled: plus sized sailor school set in green...i want a base to cosplay Kagome Higurashi because my sewing isn’t very good yet

song stuck in my head: every time I try to fall asleep my brain starts screaming Dear Maria Count Me In. outside of that i was just humming stalker’s tango 

number of followers: 318. when i was in college i had a blog with a couple thousand but i’m locked out. i don’t care about having a ton of followers but i really miss the people i was friends with there sometimes. but i love everyone i follow now and i have really great followers!

amount of sleep: if i don’t get at least 8 hours im useless

lucky number: i don’t think i have one. may8e 8 8ecause Vriska?

dream job: i love teaching, but one day i’d like to own a consignment shop. i want to fix up unwanted things and sell them so that people can have nice things that are affordable

wearing: a pair of sweatpants from my high school’s track team, i think i accidentally stole them from a friend on spring break. and a really soft sweater I got on American Eagle’s clearance rack a few years ago

favorite song: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1EM4Ws9sykxhVb 

favorite instrument: i love playing viola but i’m afraid to tune mine and break a string because i never learned to replace them

aesthetic: cluttered. i like plants and taxidermy and antiques. my favorite decor pieces are my grandmother’s infant of prague, a mummified bunny, and my antique ashtray shaped like a woman’s butt that says “bottoms up.”

favorite author: diane duane is my hero. her writing is fantastic

favorite animal noise: when my cat talks to the birds outside

random: i think it’s super important to create something tangible for yourself to feel good and productive. i’ve started to like cleaning sometimes because of this. today i cleaned the living room and dusted every little thing and i haven’t done that in a while. i feel really good about that. i want to start restoring broken dollhouses starting with the broken barbie house i found on the side of the road at the start of winter. then when i get good i can work on the one my great grandfather made that isn’t in very good shape

@lena--beana @varcaus @orchyd-electronica @straylines @themangledsans0508 @where-is-the-possum @amanda-sleeps-life-away @drholmestuck @betheleafa @sallyfaceartist666 @manedwolfdreams @kcmalice @frosted-queerios @choosegratitudeoverguilt @abstractlesbian @saintofawe @smellerbug

[high5nerd]

The Misadventure of Fanty and Loki---Chap. Two

Fanty closed the fridge door quietly, chewing on the last of her strawberry danish. Yeah, it was four in the morning, but she couldn't sleep. Neither could her friends, since they felt like they were missing someone. They were, they were missing their friend, the Boogeyman. Fanty sadly sighed, missing her dear friend already. Her apartment already felt bigger and emptier without Pitch Black, the Nightmare King, filling it up with his rants on the Guardians and snickering on Fanty's quirky behavior. He was crude at times, but nonetheless a good friend.

Just as she turned around, a flash of blinding green light struck the middle of the kitchen, causing her to scream and fall onto her bottom in utter surprise. The bright light only lasted for a good two seconds before it disappeared without a trace, and left in it's place was a crumpled body of a man in..rather...strange looking clothes.

"The hell?" Fanty choked on her own words, grabbing whatever she could that was nearby as a weapon of self defense.

The figure on the kitchen table groaned and fell to the floor, clearly exhausted by something that tired him out. Fanty pointed the wooden stirring spoon at the man's raven black hair, watching his every move so he doesn't strangle her.

He finally looked up, and came nose to nose with the wooden spoon. Watching his eyeballs cross at the spoon, Fanty finally found her courage and demanded, "Who are you!?"

The figure, or otherwise this strange and dark man, chuckled as if she were stupid. "I should not be surprised one would not recognize the form of a God by now. Yet I am."

Loki was expecting her to shake with fear, and cower in submission to his ego and rather skilled looking form, but he was appalled and shocked silent when she burst out laughing. He stood up furiously, his energy revived after teleporting to her location. He glared at her as she held her stomach at the aching pain of laughing too hard.

"L-let me guess!" Fanty giggled, "You're cosplaying as a god? Gods really wear that sort of thing?! Haha!"

Loki looked down at his robes, clearly offended by this meager girl's remark. He grit his teeth and looked up, and was again, shocked to see her so composed all of a sudden. Her face was stony and pissed off, and she pointed the wooden spoon at his face again.

"This is the second time some crackpot broke into my home and wasn't human. It's getting old." she smirked at her own bravery.

"Believe me, I am more human than you think." Loki tried calming her down by touching the spoon, but Fanty quickly moved it out of his way in a circular motion, and fwapped him on the side of his cheek, right on that rather fabulously carved cheekbone.

"Heh." Fanty smirked, watching Loki stare at her in pure horror for lightly slapping her, "that was fun."

She fwapped him on the other cheek, causing him to gasp out in pure shock she had the audacity to strike him again. "Your reaction is quite funny!"

"Give me that!" Loki grabbed the spoon out of her hands, and held it out of arm's reach.

"Give it back!" Fanty barked, and knocked it out of his hand, letting it clatter to the linoleum floor.

Loki glared at her. Fanty grinned at him, knowing full well exactly who he was.

Meanwhile, Mystic was happily sleeping on her couch from watching a movie when she heard a piercing scream from across the hall. She slowly woke up, rubbing her eyes and grumbling about Fanty's odd behavior and more strange people that find their way into their life. She blew purple hair out of her face before getting up, so badly craving for more sleep. It was four in the morning for goodness sake!

Luckily, Mystic was like the caretaker of everyone in the establishment, so she had all keys to everyone's apartments. Her own, Fanty's, Angel's, Drago's, Xion's and Star's. Heck, they all had extra keys. Come on, those keys would come in handy if they accidentally dropped it in the storm drain on the streets-or in Star's case-accidentally flushing it down the toilet because it fell from the shelf where she put it.

She opened the door to Fanty's apartment and felt her eyes widen.

Now, she wasn't surprised at any crazy antics Fanty did, but this was dangerous.

She was cat fighting the God of Mischief, slapping at each other's hands as if they were mere children.

"Filthy mortal!" Loki snapped, opening one eye to glare at her.

"Ha ha! Jokes on you, cause I just took a shower!" Fanty jeered, swatting at his nimble hands.

"Fanty!" Mystic yelled, terrified for her life.

Immediately, Loki and Fanty froze, their hands up in the air as if they were paused on a television show. Fanty blinked, wondering why Mystic looked so terrified.

"Do you even know who that is?!" Mystic squeaked, afraid Loki could whip out a knife and stab her right on the spot.

"The...isn't he the son of Odin? The crow told me-" Fanty stammered.

"He's the guy that nearly destroyed all of New York City!" Mystic pointed an accusing finger at him, and Fanty looked at him, too terrified to form an expression on her face.

Loki smirked at her, standing taller and lowering his hands as if he was expecting her to fall to her knees and beg forgiveness. Fanty stood there, unsure of how to react. Without a final thought, she punched him right in the face, sending him careening backwards into the table and hitting the back of his head against it, groaning in pain at the harsh impact.

"You're dead. He's going to kill you." Mystic sounded sorrowful when she peered at Loki's dizzy body, and then looked up at Fanty curiously, "Why do that?"

"I dunno, something told me to. Hey, he deserved it, right?" Fanty smirked at her bravely, and Mystic encouragingly smiled as she patted her shoulder.

Loki furiously shook his head and looked up at the two girls angrily, black hair drooping into his forehead, making him look disgruntled.

Fanty folded her arms, not afraid anymore. She's dealt with evils such as Loki, and we're not talking about the end of humanity and taking over the world. She wasn't afraid anymore.

"You're going to tell us exactly why and how you're here, you got it?" Fanty said seriously, showing that the God of Mischief had no means of escape.

"I will say nothing at all." Loki sneered, but then fell to a look of curious fear as Fanty looked to Mystic with a smile of pure mischief.

He liked mischief. So why was he feeling a tingling of terror in his stomach?

"Get the girls. We're bringing out The Worst." Fanty smirked at Loki, who curled his toes in his boots, not liking where this was going.

"NOOOO!" Loki screamed, struggling in his bindings.

Star faced his head towards the television screen again, so he could witness Barbie magically turn into a glittering mermaid with a sparkly pink tiara. Mystic chuckled darkly and gave Xion a hasty high five before remaining composed and Fanty paused the movie, bending to Loki's height as he sat in the binded chair.

"Now will you talk? Just fyi, we're not like most Midgardians. You should know that we're not all the same." Fanty said with a hint of tease in her voice.

"That is one lesson," Loki struggled against Drago's grip on his wrists, "I shall never forget."

To his surprise, Fanty beamed happily. She finally stood up and nodded to Drago, who immediately let go of his wrists. Loki glared at all of them as he stood up, mostly trying to intimidate Fanty with his height, but he saw her bravery. She wasn't afraid.

"Why let me go?" he asked stiffly.

Fanty watched him for a second, before honestly replying, "You said you learned something. In a sense, you are biased about us Midgardians, so my duty is to make you realize we are no different than Asgardians."

"We are capable of war like you," Xion nodded, "and maybe even more violent in ways."

Loki knew that for a fact. He had the scars from the Iron Man's attack to prove it. Drago agreed with Xion silently, and then softly spoke up, "We know what it's like to be abandoned and without hope. We all have."

"But that's what brings us together. That's why we're all friends here. And most importantly, that's why we're helping you." Fanty poked his chest, and Loki blinked slowly at what they were saying.

They were...helping him?

"You just have to tell us how you got here, and that's all we need to know. Fanty is the expert in this arena, trust us." Mystic said, gesturing to her.

"...What if I betray you? What if I choose to refuse your help because you do not mean anything to me?" Loki said coldly, not feeling like he should so easily trust them.

They were silent for a while, Mystic looking a little pissed that he was actually thinking of doing that. Finally, Fanty said, "We'll punch you. But then somehow, we'll forgive you."

Loki looked at each of them, still unsure if this really was the path he must choose. Odin banished him with them anyways, so what was the point in declining? He was stripped of all self defense, all magic and all confidence in himself. He had nowhere to go, nothing to do. Most importantly, no one to care about him. Fate only gave him these six girls to deal with, and that was it. From appearance, they looked normal citizens of a community he would demolish...but maybe they were right.

People used to think lowly of him anyways. They still do. Maybe he could earn his respect and title as king by dealing with the Midgardians in a different way.

"...Then I shall commit to this," the six girls cheered at this, but then Loki cut in harshly, "But! Certain guidelines must be enforced."

"Dude, drop the middle age language. This is the twenty first century." Angel said, casually leaning against a doorframe.

"Middle age?" Loki asked, and Fanty waved away her comment and was about to touch his shoulder, but he grabbed her hand roughly, stopping her, "The first rule is that I shall never be touched. Ever."

"Got that. Okay, let go of me now." Fanty said, wiggling her fingers in his grip.

Disgusted, he released her hand and folded his arms gruffly. "Secondly, I shall remain in this very room for my rest."

"Gees." Xion muttered, looking at Fanty for a reaction.

"Anything else, your Highness?" Star asked, not really liking his tone of voice.

Loki thought for a moment before shaking his head. So the girls agreed to this, though Fanty a little less happy about Loki taking up her apartment space. Pitch didn't do that, at least to her knowledge. The last thing she wanted was Loki trampling around and destroying things when he was angry or irritated. Or worse, raiding her fridge and eating all the pastries she's gotten from Angel and Star at the local bakery.

But more serious things came to matter, as Loki told them his woe. He told of his adopted father, rather contemptuously, and explained how his father contains his powers and took away all protection he had before him.

"That's sad, to be stripped of all you knew most." Drago said sympathetically, and Xion nodded along with her.

"We can help you, Loki," Angel said encouragingly, and Mystic, Star and Fanty smiled brightly in unison.

"There is no hope for me, I am afraid." Loki said, albeit emotionlessly, but Fanty could somehow sense he truly did feel hopeless about that.

"Bull roar!" Fanty punched her hand, accidentally making Xion jump at the sudden gesture, "I know for a fact you'll learn to stop being so egotistical. It may be a challenge, but we can do it!"

"Fanty," Drago rested a hand on her shoulder, "He's nothing like Pitch. He'll be more work, more challenges than before. You'll be dealing with most of him. Are you ready for that?"

"Heck yes! I know I can, right Loki?" Fanty smiled at him brightly.

Loki paused, staring at her as if she were one of the strangest beings he's ever seen. Strange, but interesting. Why were they all being nice? Don't they know he's killed eighty people in two days, nearly destroyed a city, betrayed Asgard and was born a monster? It's as if they all threw that aside, only wanting to see him be renewed and forgiven. Loki finally made some sort of head gesture between a nod and a sad look at the ground, to which Fanty leaped for joy.

"We shall start tomorrow! Or eh...this afternoon!" Fanty declared, standing in a pose that resembled George Washington.

Mystic yawned, proving her point that they all wasted two hours of sleep over the God of Mischief.

Loki's humor was far distant than what Fanty and the others know. And he'll soon learn that getting to know the girls...had their price.

Sorry this chapter is kinda serious, too, in a way. But I swear by the mighty Mjolnir-even if I can't even lift it and it's not even mine-the next chapter will cause a few giggles and chuckles!

[bakurapika]

my outfit for today is a hot mess bc i knew i wanted to wear a) my new leggings and b) not pants

so that leaves me with

the leggings-only look, which with pink leggings makes me look like a pantsless barbie doll 

beatrice’s dress

greg’s jumper-skirt

a lbd

i went with greg’s jumper but i have nothing that matches except his shirt so I guess I’m cosplaying Greg today

but on the upside, with leggings on (even if the colour doesn’t match great.....) i’m much less likely to accidentally flash someone, since this dress is made for people with shorter legs than i :l 

[esteliensmainblog]

childhood embarrassing moments and other questionnaires

25. What was the one embarrassing moment in your school life that you won’t forget ?

I’ll probably forget all of these eventually, and I’m sure I’ve forgotten tons already, but I do have some stories.

Like that time the lights weren’t working in the girls’ restroom and all we had (pre- cell phones) was my toy unicorn whose pink forehead gem was a button you could push and it would light up and she’d say things like, “You’re my best friend. I’ll take you anywhere.”  But you couldn’t really use the horse and do your business at the same time, so we had to work together.  It sucked. (Side note: I want to figure out what that horse was called... message me if you know?)

One time in middle school, I had an issue with my shorts.  I was always careful to stay within the dress code, but one day, a male teacher took me aside during class and told me that my shorts were showing “something we don’t want to see.”  I still don’t know what it was.

Once in elementary school, we had a substitute teacher who was seriously ancient and incapable of doing her job.  Apparently my bathroom stall door hadn’t locked properly, because she walked in on me.

I got my first period in fourth grade.  Thick stretch pants in the worst shade of purple.  I still can’t stand that color.  We had handbell practice that day.  It was horrifying.

In high school, I was still working on the whole “don’t just say whatever you’re thinking” thing.  The guy behind me put his feet up on the sides of my desk.  I asked him to put them down, because they smelled terrible.  He left the room, ticked off, and the teacher had a talk with me.  I wasn’t the type to accidentally be mean to someone, so I was kind of mortified and had to run and apologize.  Besides that, I was new at the school (compared to most of the class), so I hadn’t really been accepted yet.

At the same school, I once drew a picture of one of the older students, just to practice drawing, and because I had a photo to work from because my dad took pictures at the school play.  I went to tell her I’d drawn a picture of her, and she gave me this look of disgust and said something that made it sound like she thought it was super creepy and gross that I’d do that.  It was an ”I’m just gonna melt into the floor now bye" moment.

Majoring in a foreign language means making some embarrassing mistakes.  The worst of mine was in this class where we had to write a really serious essay.  I don’t know what the prompt was, but most of us wrote about hugely important and serious things we were going through (like one girl wrote about her far-too-much-older boyfriend).  Usually, if someone made a funny mistake, a different professor would just point it out in writing or quietly, but this teacher wasn’t afraid to embarrass students in front of the class.  My dictionary fail was, in this case, too problematic to even say in front of the class (and I was the prof’s TA so she was less savage with me), so she called me into her office.  What I meant to say was that someone (a respected mentor) kept saying he/she would do something, but then would never follow through.  The verb I found for “follow through” meant in a sexual way.

On a much lighter note, in early elementary school, the mean girls started a rumor that they’d seen me kissing my crush under the desks.

But more embarrassingly, to get back at one of those bullies (not for that specific incident), I once prank called her late at night.  Again, nobody had cell phones at the time, so it was the landline.  I didn’t know about *69.  Her mom called back.

One time in middle school, I got my period and wasn’t prepared, so two girls went with me to the office to ask for a pad.  (They weren’t friends of mine, and had been jerks to me and my friends for years.  I’m guessing they tagged along because they were curious or amused?)  The lady working there was gigantic.  She gave me what is, to this day, the largest pad I have ever seen in my life. We’re talking the length and width of at least four normal pads combined.  And those girls walked all the way back to the restroom with me where I had to try to put it on.

50 questions you’ve never been asked tag

1. What’s your favorite candle scent? Cinnamon, but it has to be the artificial cinnamon smell and it has to be strong.  I want candles that smell like Red Hots or those pinecones they put in the entrance of Michael’s and Giant Eagle every Christmas.

2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister? None of them.

3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother? None of them. 

4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married? Rather not think about it.

5. Do you know a hoarder? Unfortunately.

6. Can you do a split? Nope.

7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike? Idk, some normal age.

8. How many oceans have you swam in? One

9. How many countries have you been to? One besides where I’m from

10. Is anyone in your family in the army? Yes

11. What would you name your daughter if you had one? That’s a secret

12. What would you name your son if you had one? “

13. What’s the worst grade you got on a test? Probably F.  Mostly got A’s but who knows.

14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child? There were so many.  As Told By Ginger stands out, though.  And basically every cartoon.

15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight? Sure.

16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series? Harry Potter, and I’m working on the Hunger Games.

17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent? I’m fine with how I talk.  British is weird and neat too.

18. Did your mother go to college? Nope

19. Are your grandparents still married? Only one alive

20. Have you ever taken karate lessons? No

21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is? Not a clue.  Never heard of dat boi.

22. What’s the first amusement park you’ve been to? The person who wrote this quiz must be ten.  I can’t remember these things.

23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in? Already fluent in French.  Would like to learn basically any other language.  Japanese or Korean would be cool.  I’m also a fan of made-up languages.  I really like Trigedasleng from The 100, since it’s like a fun creole of English.

24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray? Both.  Yup.

25. Is your father bald? No

26. Do you know triplets? No

27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook? Never seen either

28. Have you ever had Indian food? Weirdly, only stuff I’ve cooked, so it doesn’t count.

29. What’s the name of your favorite restaurant? It’s this Japanese place that’s soooo good.

30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden? I aint never heard a’ no olives in the .. gardens.. Yes.  Obviously, yes.

31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)? No.  Paying to shop is dumb.

32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender? Dunno

33. If you have a nickname, what is it? Anyone reading this either already knows or doesn’t need to know

34. Who’s your favorite person in the world? I’m lucky enough to have a few.  Two best friends, two nephews, a big family..

35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs? Suburbs

36. Can you whistle? No

37. Do you sleep with a nightlight? No

38. Do you eat breakfast every morning? Yes

39. Do you take any pills or medication daily? Yes

40. What medical conditions do you have? Dude

41. How many times have you been to the hospital? Umm.  Once to be born, probably once when I broke my arm, once a few days after a bike accident..  That might be all.

42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo? Seriously, you are ten.

43. Where do you buy your jeans? Thrift stores

44. What’s the last compliment you got? It was from an online quiz. I’m in extreme summer introvert mode.

45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning? Yes. Thanks, meds.

46. What flavor tea do you enjoy? Plain black is good, but I grew up on apricot tea (black with a slight apricot flavor), so that’s always been my favorite.  They’d put it in my sippy cup.

47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own? I don’t want to move, let alone go count my shoes.

48. What religion will you raise your children to practice? Christianity

49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real? Idk, I don’t remember ever believing he was real?

50. Why do you have a youtube? What does this sentence mean?

Some random questions :P

1. What’s your height ? Short

2. Which season is your favorite ? Spring and fall

3. Writing, art or chatting ? All of the above

4. Pokemon, long live, Digimon, YoKai watch, Barbie, Doraemon ? That second one is a song, though, right?  Whatever.  Digimon and Pokemon, in that order.

5. Burgers or pizza ? Pizza, unless the burgers have roasted onions and peppers, in which case, burgers.

6. What’s your sexual orientation ?

7. If you could change 3 things in the world, what could they be ? Everybody everywhere would get free health care, somehow the racists etc. learn and we all treat each other like we’re on the same team, everybody everywhere has the opportunity to make enough money to live on.

8. Any fictional character that you will love to cosplay ? It might be fun to dress as Asuna?  But because of the creepy stuff in the second part of the show, I’m not going to do that.

9. Do you sleep with any stuff toy by your side ? No

10. Do you live alone ?

11. Describe the surroundings around your home.

12. What will be your dream profession ? Getting to come up with ideas and not having to follow through with making them happen - somebody else does that part.  Also playing video games most of the time.

13. Which vegetable you HATE the most ? I don’t hate any veggie I’ve tried.

14. Which vegetable you LOVE the most ? Idk, lots of them are good.  Recently learned how to roast sweet potatoes and woah.

15. Ever eaten bitter gourd ? No

16. Strawberries or blackberries ? Strawberries

17. Number of friends on tumblr. Three, off the top of my head.. idk

18. What’s is the one thing that you want to change in yourself ? I need to figure out how to keep up with dishes, and generally have better motivation.  My variety of depression keeps the motivation preeeetty low, even with meds.

19. Ever went underwaters ? Dude

20. Mom or dad ? With whom you’re much bonded to ? You just forgot how to speak English, but okay.  Dad.

21. Number and age of siblings ? One sister.  Very older.

22. Ever met any actor or actress in real ? No, but I heard Billy Boyd sing at an orchestra or something.  Freaking amazing.

23. Who you want to meet NOW ? It’s after midnight, so. nah.

24. What are your casual wears ? My sister got me this incredible dress-like thing that might be technically a swimsuit coverup.  It’s cute and sleeveless and has a hood and it’s so comfy.

25. (moved to top)

26. Are you curious about certain anons ? Huh?

27. What’s the one thing that you’ll always regret for ? Probably some of my purchases.  Nothing big, but I just look at things and think, if I hadn’t bought that, I could have spent the money on video games or food.

28. When you’re excited, which word you speak out mostly ? Idk? “Oh my gosh”?

29. Had crush on any of your friends in school life? Is he/she still your crush ? Not really and no

30. Do you celebrate Halloween ? Which costume did you wore last time ? I don’t “celebrate” what it’s about, but dressing up in costumes is super fun.  The last couple Halloweens I haven’t dressed up, but I know I’ve been Lucille Ball and Anna (from Frozen) a few times.

31. What’s your lucky number and lucky color ? ? I like purple.

32. What never bores you ? Technically, nothing.  But I love video games and dinosaurs and languages.

33. What you hate the most ? I’m suuuuper sensitive, so lots of sensory things like sounds and flashing lights and when people bump into me and bad smells.  Also washing dishes.  Because it’s way too sensory and all the feels are unpleasant (bad smells, dirty hands, unexpected loud noises, the stress of feeling like I can’t keep up, etc.).

34. Do you believe in ghosts and spirits ? Want to meet one ? No

35. What’s a common name that you’re often called from ? From?

36. In your eyes, who’s the most popular blog irrespective of the number of followers it has ? I probably don’t follow them.  The more popular ones I follow are Dan and Phil, Seth Everman, shower thoughts...

37. Do you know languages other than English ? French, and teeny bits of Japanese, Elvish, and Trigedasleng.  Ge smak daun, gyon op nodotaim.

38. What’s the thing you’ll always cherish ? The mems Also the memes

39. Describe your personality in 5 words. Definitely too tired for this

40. Your Myers Briggs personality type ? INFP

41. Introverted, ambiverted or extroverted ? Very introverted in all situations

42. Are you left-handed, ambidextrous or right-handed ? Right

43. Do you use alarm clock to wake yourself up ? Phone

44. Read newspapers, magazines ? Not really

45. Ask any question… Why?

~ This or that

🌹 - loyal / 💔 - heartbreaker 🎉 - social / 💤 - antisocial 🍎-feminine / 🍏-masculine / 🍐-androgynous ⭐️ - night owl / 🐦 - early bird (permanently exhausted pigeon) 🐶 - dog person / 🐱 - cat person 😎 - sunny days / 💧- rainy days ✨ - stargazing / ☁️ - butt watching (CLOUD TO BUTT CHROME EXTENSION DOES IT AGAIN!) 🍉 - healthy food / 🍔 - comfort food 🎨 - artistic / ✏️ - logical ❤️ - affectionate / 💛 - reserved

rules: the questions deliberately come in pairs. instead of me answering all the questions, I want you to pick a pair, answer one of the questions and I’ll answer the other. (Yes, I don’t care.)

1A Are you going through a personal struggle right now? Nothing big.  It’s mostly family stuff right now. 1B Do you have someone in your life you can share your struggles with? Yes!

2A Who are you? Parasauro1ophus 2B Who do you want to be? Parasaurolophus (it was taken, but now it’s not, but tumblr won’t let me have it.)

3A What do you want to do before you die? Help people 3B What if you found out you were going to die tomorrow? I’d try to get things in order to make things as easy as possible for the people who will have to deal with my possessions. Then I’d spend the day with friends and family and not tell them, but make sure they knew how special they were.

4A What do you spend too much time doing? Video games 4B What is a new habit you want to form? Exercise

5A What is one question you would ask a fortuneteller? Is it free? 5B What do you wish you knew more about? Most things

6A What does success mean to you? Helping people and not hurting people 6B what is your next great adventure? Who knows.  Probably a new job and apartment and town.

7A What is your biggest fear? I don’t like the dark much.  Also afraid of bears and someone breaking in.   7B Where do you find peace? .... Video games.  No, seriously.  I know it’s escapism.  But take this week for example.  I was at my parents’ house for a lot of days.  I was constantly busy, between cooking for them, helping get rid of stuff, trying to keep my mom a little more emotionally stable, visiting family, visiting friends, etc.  I didn’t get any alone time.  I’m seriously introverted and am now very accustomed to living alone.  So being there, I got to the point where I just had my head down on the kitchen table and wouldn’t say or do anything.  I got home and accidentally slept til noon (which I never do), then spent three full days immersed in video games, Netflix, and YouTube.  I just have to recharge sometimes.

8A Describe a turning point in your life Halfway through my first year of teaching, I finally acknowledged that I was struggling with depression, and I told a few people I trusted.  Got to a doctor and started the process of finding meds and a therapist.  I’m doing so much better now than I had been since early high school.  It didn’t happen all at once, but that road to - I don’t want to say recovery, but at least being able to kind of function - was so worth it. 8B What are you looking forward to? Tomorrow, since it’s Saturday and I don’t have to be anywhere.  Maybe the grocery store if anything.  Maybe I’ll paint.  Or put the carpet back down.

9A What do you think about when you wake up? What I dreamed about and how crappy I feel and whether I can possibly keep sleeping a while longer. 9B Where would you like to wake up tomorrow? Here.

10A What object would you save if your house was on fire? Phone so I could call 911.  Maybe my very few belongings that are worth something, if I had time. 10B What would make you happy right now? Another ice cream sandwich would be nice.  It would also be a bad idea.

11A What are your priorities at the moment? Helping parents get rid of things.  Otherwise, serious resting before I have to get ready for the next school year. 11B What age do you wish you could permanently be? 25-26 was pretty nice.  I feel like I’ve started aging now.

12A What’s the farthest you’ve ever been from home? France 12B What are you interested in that most people haven’t heard of? Not much, since “most people” is hard to define.  But some of my favorites are pretty specific?  Like I play the ukulele, which is so mainstream, but I specifically play the baritone, which most people don’t know about.  It’s less trendy, the tuning is different from all other ukes, and it’s the biggest kind.  I love it.  I guess Runescape also counts as something most people haven’t heard of, since it’s pretty specific to people close to my age and is really old now (but still thriving!).  Fly For Fun was an all-time favorite video game too, from back in high school.  The official game (an MMORPG) is pretty dead now, and even when it was still big, nobody I knew had heard of it.

13A What songs have you completely memorized? Happy Birthday? Not many. 13B What pets did you have while you were growing up? A fish, then a dog.

14A What is a relationship deal breaker for you? There are so many.  The red flag I always say to look for first is how he treats waiters, his mom, and elderly people. 14B Would you ever take back someone who cheated? why/why not? 99% of the time, no, but situations can be complicated.

15A What was the best phase of your life? Adulthood.  20 was the most significant milestone for me.  Turning 13 or 16 or 18 or 21 didn’t matter much.  Not being a teen was the best. 15B What was the worst phase of your life? All the teenage years

[ebonyquillhand]

Monday Madness: 100th post celebration!!!!! and Black Panther (the most anticipated bucket list to-do check off of my life as of now)

You want to know whats REALLY CRAZZZZZY????? this is my 100th blog post on Tumblr!!!!! :D I just want to thank all my avid readers and supporters for dealing with my daily dose of misadventures lol. I love you guys and hope you all continue to stay on this journey with me until I am where I know it was meant for me to be :). Stay tuned for future success!!!! 

THIS JUST IN. ATTENTION  ALL EBONY KINGS, QUEENS, PRINCES AND PRINCESS, marvel just released it’s very first movie to be featured by a PREDOMINATELY BLACK CAST!!!!! THIS is what black history month should highlight; the success of african americans as a people and I am here to LIVE for it :) Black panther is the voted 5 star (97 percent ratings) by Rotten Tomato and proclaimed as the most anticipated movie of the year, getting all positive reviews from The Washington post, The Ny Times and The Atlantic. NEED I SAY MORE???? My boyfriend and I have already set the date to go see it this weekend at the AMC here in Tally, and I plan to “Panther” out my choice of attire :) ;), This is a once in a many in a lifetime chance that we are not the background character, the supporting character or understudy. for ONCE we have center stage and not as a slave, nanny,  or social stereotype I am more than proud of the the actors and actress, director and those with Marvel who made this possible and that isn’t to kiss ass, its deserved applause. 

The very fact that this happened during black history month is just another golden notch in our belt as history makers, this should encourage more works like it that shine light on other least represented cultures as well, I desire more diversity in the film industry and that has nothing to do with black and white. I want to see a hispanic/latino Queen who has an identity crisis when her mother accidentally tells her she was adopted from a rivaling nation, I want to live the tale of a young black man who gets in touch with his nurturing side after a baby is left on his doorstep, I want to see asian, japanese, vietnamese heroes who betray their “destiny” for the sake of peace amongst their enemies, I want to see a Black skinny woman with natural hair play the roll as the “pretty girl” of the film, I want to see a dark handsome man be the “most attractive” boy at school, I want to see a young hawaiian child yearn for adventure from the islands and run away to the mainlands of america where he falls in love with a japanese musician who teaches him the songs of her culture and his heart. ITS 2018  AND I NEED DIVERSE IN PERSONALITY AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! there is no reason these things can not be done while I live in a country that is the melting pot of all if not most cultures of the freakin world! 

Now, none of this is to say I have no appreciation for Caucasian American or English oriented culture, considering it has been shoved down my throat for most of my life. blonde hair/blue eyes was always the front view face of every hit block buster. long silky hair, pale skin and rich family were the ideal. If I did not speak as “ghetto” I was perceived to be one of you. If my hair was long and soft, I had to have been mixed with you, If I did not grow up in the ghetto then it was because my family was helped by one of you, the only thing beautiful about us was if we looked liked you. You can not deny that you have been the ideal representation of a human being living in America since America began and that is not to point blame, it is to show truth. In my lifetime I have grown much love and admiration for english literature, authors, directors, actors, actresses, singers, dancers, youtubers, heck even artists! I have given shine and admiration to the some of the best of them, not because of their skin alone, but let’s be honest, it was more to be desired on screen when one of me popped up. It’s time that changes. 

It’s time I can show appreciation for my own, and see my self as desired, loved and accepted, It’s time that our little girls and boys can look up to someone that looks like them, that we have characters we can cosplay as without being seen as trying to impersonate or ruin a character, it is time I can be identified as a default shade of foundation instead of an additional add on after numerous complaints, it is TIME, that brown, black and ebony can be Vogue, Glamour and Barbie..... don’t you agree??

All we have ever ask for

is a chance to be marveled at our truest potential, much love to you Marvel <3 

[anaveragedayinthelifeof-blog]

I had the weirdest dream

Okay so like, I had this dream where my friends and I were characters from Steven Universe, I was peridot. So there was This really shiny thing that I had no idea what it was, and my three friends who were garnet, amethyst, and pearl were all like “this mission is too dangerous for you, stay with Lapis” and all that but I followed them from a distance. They got to the really shiny thing and then out of no where Donald Trump popped out and kidnaped them, then took the shiny thing, and left through this weird portal, so I chased him through it. Suddenly I was in New York outside Trump tower and I try to get in, but security kept tossing me out since they had this policy of no illegal aliens, like literally no illegal aliens. So I begin running down the street screaming for help and, like in all the movies about New York, the busiest city in the U.S is completely empty for the sake of making the story interesting. Eventually I just start running in circles in front of a seven eleven, and just guess who was inside that seven eleven. None other than Andrew Hussie of course, who else would it be? So He’s having some sort of meeting at this small table inside with Toby Fox and Ryan North (who is on face time, not actually there) about what they should do for some future parts of Hiveswap, you know, stuff like should they get the same guy who wrote act one to write the rest of them, director stuff like that. Now, Michel Bowman is also there, in person. He came for Hussies promise of a free lunch but probably wouldn’t have come if he knew the free lunch was just a cheap, semi-soggy sandwich from seven eleven, so he isn’t really paying that much attention to the conversation the others are having and just has this look of utter disappointment on his face, then he looks out the window and sees me. He then turns to the others while they are talking about what colour the trees in one spot should be and nervously says “hey, there’s this weird little green lady screaming hysterically outside, do you think we should go help her?” And everyone just kind of, begrudgingly agrees out of running out on things to debate on they were about to start an argument on wether the floor tiles of this one building should be black and white or really dark grey and white. Hussie says his farewell to Ryan North and closes his phone, double checks to make sure he has his drawing tablet, somehow shoves both into his pocket, along with his computer, and shouts “TO THE HUSS-MOBILE!” All triumphantly. Our three heroes walk out of the convenience store to this really cool looking but kinda small car then Toby and Andrew walk in. Bowman is left out because the third seat is far too tiny for most human beings and really is only there for lil cal, who is staring awkwardly into space. Bowman decides to go there on his bike and the screen(I guess that’s what I mayaswell call my dream view) cuts to this really awesome looking motor cycle, Bowman walks behind it to ride his sparkly pink bike with Barbie on it that probably belongs to his niece or something like that and begins his journey. Meanwhile I’m in the Huss-mobile crammed in the back with lil cal explaining to them what Happened to me (luckily I’m just small enough to fit in the lil seat) and we soon make it to Trump tower. I somehow know Trump is standing in his secret garden like the classic villain because plot convenience, so we know we need a distraction to get past the entrance, and we immediately decide the distraction should be Toby Fox, as Bowman is only halfway there since he is ridding a tiny bike. So Toby walks in and, reluctantly, begins to dance to the elevator music-like song that it being played in the lobby. I Think he was dancing something like a mix between the macarena and the Cupid shuffle. He gives us a low-key death glare but his dancing works and Hussie and I walk through into the elevator unnoticed. We get to the floor the garden is on and realize that we should probably be stealthy about this. I’m small enough to squeeze into the vents and Andrew is simply stuck having to walk through the corridors with a broom he stole from the janitors closet as defence. I get to the garden first and, just like in the movies, Donald Trump was expecting me all along, goes well well well, and begins a five minute monologue on how there is no chance I will succeed In my quest, and tells me his entire plan. I am standing next to the door, half listening to Trump ramble when Hussie flings the door open (hitting me in the face during the prosses) and heroically says “stop right there you tiny handed kaniv- hey, where did that little green girl go?” Trump points at the flung open door with a now bruised me standing beside it and Hussies only reaction is" oh… Hey, turns out there’s no security guards around here… Um…“ And is cut off by Bowman (who finally arrived) flinging the door which I had just shut open, once again hitting me in the face, yelling "HAH! You are out numbered ” and then throwing a bunch of pistachios at Donald Trump. Now Trumps face starts turning magenta and he is about to yell at us, but then, remembering that he should probably get his act together before someone hears us, and Chanels his anger into trying to open a pistachio instead. Hussie uses this time to draw his sword (I mean, he literally uses his tablet to draw a sword on the ground via magic wireless drawing tool) presses a button on his tablets pen that he thought was the realify button, but accidentally hits copy and gets a somewhat sword shaped chunk of cement (though honestly had he hit the realify button, since the drawing was extremely rushed, he would probably ended up with a dildo) And enters an epic orange guy vs orange guy face off, and by that I mean not epic nor face off since Trump is still trying to open a pistachio and all Hussie has to do to win is whack him in the head with the sword-esque cement to knock him out. We grab the keys off his jacket and run to the elevator. Now the lobby has basically turned into a club, a couple people had speakers going, and at least twenty people were dancing, and thirty just awkwardly standing, and ten making it rain money. We go to where the people have circled around and sure enough, in the middle of it all, was Toby Fox now bustin’ some pretty epic moves and starting to enjoy being the diversion. We tell him we have to go and he reluctantly leaves, a few people upset the random party was over. Since Trump decided to be all cliche and foolishly told me his entire plan, I knew that we had to go the the Rhode Island Comicon since he had gotten someone to sell that weird shiny thing for a few million dollars there, and we could steal it back. I spot the limousine where my friends are being held hostage, and try to open the truck, only then realizing that the keys we had gotten were for a mini bar. The limousine takes off and we all pile into the Huss-mobile, shoving Bowman in the trunk, then get a flat tire on a few fallen pistachios (man were our tires bald). We realize our only option is to get everyone onto Bowmans nieces bike if we wanted to get there in time. Using a fishing rod from Andrews trunk I managed to hook onto the limousines bumper while in the bicycle basket just as everyone had managed to somehow cling onto this tiny bike. Luckily it had training wheels so we didn’t just fall over. We go from zero to thirty in a few seconds, three grown men, an angry little green lady with a fishing rod, and a creepy ventriloquist puppet on a sparkly pink Barbie bike majestically being dragged behind a limousine with “TRUMP” written in gold on it. It’s awesome. We make it to the con to find that there had been a change in plans, as you can’t sell something for over a million dollars at that Comicon, so instead it was sold to the guy running the show for that sum and was going to be a prize for the best cosplay. After fifteen minutes of trying to pick the lock we finally open the trunk, setting the crystal gems free, they start freaking out over what happened but we have to rush into the Comicon before the end of the night to get back the important shiny thing. There’s this moment with a cosplayer that I thought was actually lapis but just turns out to be a fan girl who ships lapidot way too hard so that was awkward, and finally it is the time they announce the winner of the best cosplay competition and we are upset since we didn’t even get a chance to enroll ourselves, but at the last minute it turns out that the winner is Ryan North, who went as a character from a video game I don’t know much about but my friend always raves about how good it is. We manage to explain what happened to us, he gives us the shiny thing, we head back the the Steven Universe universe, and we all live happily ever after. And the saddest part about this dream is that I’ve had it at least five times by now, please help I think I have a problem