#actually I am I’m lying

[absolutely-not-my-main-blog]

Another s16 crack "theory" totally real totally legit not clickbait: Mac’s long distance bf is a catfish, but it turns out to be Cricket because Mac was also catfishing, pretending to be someone rich and famous, and when they were supposed to finally meet, Cricket was just gonna rob the guy blind, (but then when it turns out to be Mac, maybe at first they're like okay let's just pretend this never happened, but then they're like unless... and the first guy Mac ever ends up sleeping with (on screen) is Cricket).

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

[clownsuu]

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Also I stole this ask just so I can post this fuggin weirdo I made smhh (I raise from the dead just to post an oc again LMAOAOAOAO)

Hopefully this will be my last one in a long while I can live with 7 fuggin wh characters HHFHFUDJSNKSSJ- well- technically 8 if you include Betsy-

But to keep it (somewhat) short and sweet- my loser- a ye ol Milkman- Zachary Milksop (chronically lactose intolerant) and Betsy (a lil mascot moo sentient puppet)

Another character made almost spur in the moment again (like Mari) though thankfully not another bUG, but just some average human smhh. He’s a really simple guy, a loser, is as interesting as normal milk— he’s just the ye ol milkman who delivers you that gud shid smhh— enjoyer of the finer things in life (lunchables). A lil flirty and charming (in possibly the cringiest way possible) however he doesn’t really seem to pick up anyone besides the local cows that constantly harass him (and eats his pants). He enjoys watching them though, from v e r y m u c h afar——

hes just kinda, “that guy”

Also Betsy- a very sweet woman! She always greets everyone and has the friendliest extroverted personality ever! Always the type to bring (albeit tiny) gifts for her favorite neighbors and always leads when talking to anyone. Not like she would allow Zach to say anything anyway, she hates his polyester guts (and only him smhh)

[wellwatersurprise]

dean gets pranked 4k no censors

based on that trend which crawled out of the dreaded clock app that wouldn’t leave my head

[as per the usual, click for better quality]

here’s the unseparated version of the first page. if that interests you.

[wafflesrisa]

As an actually autistic person who learned English as a second language can I just say this about Yuki:

If your reaction to Yuki’s sincere apology, written in his own cadence and “imperfect” English, is to disbelieve his statement that he genuinely did not know what the R-slur meant and then call for cancelling him on all platforms -

I want you to take a long look at yourself and think hard about where your expectation that he is lying about his knowledge of the term actually comes from. Think about it for a second.

You are not actually helping autistic people. You’re just racist.

[wrathofrats]

Dawg imagine being a new ghost fan like “oh cool I like this kinda anti church Satan band, I wonder if they have any kind of fandom?” And then you see us posting about morally dubious mind control and debating if you can put a dick in gills

[autism-alley]

ik it’s been forever in internet time but i’m gonna die mad abt the way the live action atla show got a good amount of backlash and criticism from the fanbase meanwhile the pjo show was THAT horrendous and the fanbase treats critics like they’re out to kill their mother. as someone in both fandoms am i crazy bc i keep fucking seeing people say yes 💀 like!! these shows, whose original series were both about a 12 year old boy born with godlike powers going on quests with his friends to save the world, released in the 2000s, and had a shitty movie adaptation, now reboots released within weeks of each other, both committed nearly identical crimes of character assassination, exposition dumping, dumbing down their source material, sanitizing “problematic” elements (that the characters originally had to overcome), and wasting actor potential (also at least live action atla had good action scenes CANNOT say the same for the pjo show)—and i’m seeing like mainstream(ish) social media coverage of new atla show critique by people with millions of followers all across different sites, but nothing even close to that for the pjo show?? if that coverage exists for the pjo show somebody fucken send it to me bc like!! the pjo series is Not an unpopular series, i get it’s a book series and not a tv series so i didn’t expect the popularity to be exactly the same, but Damn! i feel like i need an hours long video essay comparing the two audience reactions to these series’ first season releases bc they were WIDLY different

[mothercetrion]

I feel like no one is talking about Johnny’s ex-wife’s southern accent. love it. where is she from

[camgoloud]

he still has his tonsils. by the way if you even care

[akkivee]

someone has been putting in the time and effort to keep track of all the pronouns and names used to refer to characters in hypmic as the series goes on and the amount of names gentaro has for dice fills me with so much rage lmao

[whatacatch]

QUESTION for everyone who likes to sing… how can I get over my fear of being heard by literally anyone … like I’m talking family, friends, strangers, MYSELF… even as a child I had performance anxiety and I would refuse to do certain presentations at school which pissed off my teachers lol … but how can I get over this cause it’s so stupid like literally who cares … but me … EYE cares …

[sob-dylan]

i still haven’t seen longlegs. i haven’t seen i saw the tv glow. i haven’t seen in a violent nature. i haven’t done my creep/creep 2 double feature rewatch. i haven’t watched house of wax or saw or texas chainsaw massacre or ginger snaps or tusk or any of the other horror/thrillers i told myself i’d finally make time for in the past month (save for maxxxine, which was a bit of a let down). but i do have tickets to go see strange darling the day after it opens.

[willkimurashat]

TELL ME WHY AM I CRYING AFTER THE LITTLE PRIVATE CHAT WITH ANDY ON THE ROOF TERRACE???🥹🥹🥹🥹

[b33buzz]

GILLION TIDESTRIDER EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION

[ducktracy]

obligatory “IT IS MY BIRTHDAY” post: it is my birthday!

[taxonomicons]

I’m gonna scream if I see one more job that requires you to drive your own car!!! What the FUCK do we spend so much money on public transportation for then?! If the duties of the position have nothing to do with operating a vehicle you shouldn’t have to require a car as part of the position!! I don’t get it. I have my license but cars are expensive and busses are your friend. And I keep getting to stage two or three of interviews as as soon as I say I have no car but do have reliable transport and make a point to be punctual despite the unpredictability of late buses and such they just say oh okay never mind??? HELLO?? why??? I feel like I’m missing something?? It just sucks because I need a job to save up for a car but I can’t get a job because I’m not the owner of a vehicle…fuck this so much.