#actually wait do not let me into the kitchen. im so dumb

[disasterinbound]

ever so often i think about yuri souyo (souyuri?) with bodyguards post and im like so true op. Cuz like. Maybe fem!yosuke (sticking with same name cuz im dumb) is like the popular model for JUNES corp, so some bodyguards are hired to ward away creepy fans

Bodyguards are the investigation team. but split in half for fem!yu as well :>

maybe on yosuke's side it's yukiko, naoto and teddie as her bodyguards. meanwhile on yu's side it's rise, chie and kanji. insane, i know

i think when yu comes to town, yukiko catches wind that one of her old friends (kanji) are in the same area and of course yosuke meddles around a bit and says "let's go meet your friend :3"

the 3 of them then meet up with yu and the bodyguard trio and yu immediately forms a small crush on yosuke that slowly turns into a mega fat one when they click. and then yu turns into this sighing lovesick mess after yosuke leaves (and falls but at least theres no wounds)

meanwhile yosuke is over here after leaving going "fuck fuck fuck why is she so pretty. it's fine to think other girls are pretty right. totally normal. yeah yu is hot and that's totally friendship thoughts. from a platonic standpoint. i would date her- wait isn't that going a bit too far? nah it'll be like a date! for friends. friendship date. yessss. i want to kiss her. friendship kiss."

[mouvs]

My last uni final exam is in 2 days and I’m actually stressed the fuck out, so to take my mind off it I’m requesting this because the longer I keep starting at my lecture notes the more I’m getting the urge to cry soo here I am anyway can you do joost with female reader and she’s been a more distant towards him and when he asks if she’s ok she lies saying she’s fine but he knows her better than that so he comes over to find her studying knowing she hasn’t gotten sleep or properly eaten in days and she starts crying from the stress and just comforts her, maybe runs her a bath, gets her food, and then plays with her hair till she falls asleep. Don’t feel pressure to do it if you don’t want to and make sure to take care of your self!

Aawww thanks for the request sorry im a bit late to it hope your exam went well love🩷

Take care - joost klein

Its been a few days since joost has had a proper conversation with you as he looked at your latest text messages, he was quite busy himself so it took him a second to see how dry and short you were over texts. He got the sense something wasn’t right, making him feel a little anxious as he decided to stop by.

With a bouquet flowers in his hands he rang your doorbell, shuffling on his feet and playing with the string of his earbuds as he waited for you to open.

He heard a load groan on the other side of the door before it opened “oh joost hi” you sounded surprised “i didn’t know you were coming” you said as you looked at the flowers in his hand.

“I wanted to come check on you ya know see how you are” he said, presenting you the flowers “for you” he said with a big grin showing his theet as he gave you the biggest smile.

“Aw thank you love” you mumbled as you wrapped your arms around his neck, holding him close “thats really sweet” you whisper in his ear.

As you let him in you went to put the flowers in a vase as joost looked around your appartement.

“Are you sure your doing okay?” He asks, looking around to see your place.. kind of neglected as clothes and other stuff spread around everywhere. You sigh sitting at the kitchen counter bend over your laptop again as you cover your face in your hands. “Ive been busy” you mumble.

“Whats up?” He nonchalantly says as he hovers over you. You lean your head on your arms as you sigh again. “Its to much stress these exams, i have to study so much and i feel like i cant do enough or im to dumb or ill have a black out, did you know i have to do a whole ass presentation?” You sounded more upset by the second as you raised your head to look at him in disbelief.

“Thirty fucking minutes joost what the fuck am i even going to do and i cant even take care of myself at the same time i haven’t eaten a meal in days i mean look at this place” you let out frustrated as you stare at your laptop again.

“Hey babe no” he shushes as his hands caressed your shoulders “your not dumb we’ve been over this you got this dont let the stress cloud your head like that, you gotta stay positive and ask for help when u need it alright i can help you out with… this..?” He said questionable as he pointed at all the words on your screen, making you let out a giggle as you pouted at him.

You sighed “no your right im not dumb its just to much joost” you mumble as you lean into his chest.

“Look since i know you pretty well, lets go over your exam for tomorrow and THEN take a break alright ill take good care of you” he said firmly kissing your cheek before he sat on the chair beside you sliding the laptop infront of him.

He squeezed his eyes and made a few faces as he looked at all of it. “Okay tell you what you explain this shit to me and if i understand it then you pass” he said flashing you his signature grin as he gave you the laptop back making you giggle while you rolled your eyes.

Lets just say it took a little while… joost couldn’t possibly focus on all those hard terms coming out of your mouth as he just mindlessly admired you and giggled when u scolded him to pay attention.

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“Hmmm why don’t you take a nice bath while i try to make dinner for us” he said as he looked in all the cabinets of your kitchen.

“What if you blow up my house?” You said raising an eyebrow while turning to him. He gave you a mad face “no i will not blow up your house y/n” he chuckled “if you say so sweetie” you sang as you joined.

The evening ended with the two of you in the couch eating pasta joost made that was actually quite good. You gave him lots of compliments making the boy blush and smile at you like a little boy.

You laid in his lap as you watched your favourite show, his hand in your hair as you enjoyed the comfort and warmth of your boyfriend finally feeling relaxed. “Thank you” you whispered

“Anytime sweetheart” he said, kissing the top of your head.

[sanjisboyfie]

shanks being your doting boyfriend

(slightly himbo) shanks x male reader

NOT PROOFREAD mb. small, slight manga spoilers??? sorry guys + LMFAO i hadto ctrl + f every single time i used "arms" and switch it to "arm" also im so soorrryyyy its kinda rlly short.....forgive me also idc???? if this seems ooc to me shanks is just a silly lil guy.

— oh god. the power you hold. you actually singlehandedly could change the course of the entire one piece universe if you wanted to. why??? because one of the four emperors of the sea follows everrything you say like a lost puppy. he hangs off of every word that leaves your lips with a dumb, lovesick grin on his face. his head is empty, just thoughts of you. good thing you use this power of yours for good and keep this man HUMBLE.

"[name], can you please tell your idiot boyfriend to just do the dishes, i can't-"

"beckkkkkk, why are you bothering me and my boyfriend's personal time together?" shanks whined, little spooning his way into your side. his stubble was scratching your skin, making you itchy around your neck and shoulder, especially with the way he was so aggressively nuzzling his head. "we haven't even woken up yet,"

"yeah, and you were supposed to be on cleaning duty last night and you instead chose to spend that time coddling [name], so look where we are now,"

"i'm the captain, goddammit! why do i have to do something like cleaning duty?"

"ask [name], he made that rule,"

shanks' aggressive demeanor turned into putty as he pouted at you. it was not a fitting expression for someone that had a reputation like his and also his age (too old to be acting like a kid).

"babbbbyyy, why are you making us spend less time together? is it because you hate me?"

"shanks, just go fucking do some cleaning in the kitchen. it's a shit show and it's pissing me and the chefs off. get a grip, babe," you scolded, pushing his pouting face away from your own.

with a look of hesitation, shanks finally backed off and got out of bed. as he was putting on a proper pair of trousers on, he was muttering about his own boyfriend was bullying him. his comments went ignored by both you and beck — who was watching with a look of disbelief on his face.

to see his best friend, captain, and one of the four emperors of the sea so easily swayed into doing chores was something he doesn't think he'd ever get used to. no matter how long you and shanks have been together, seeing the red head so obediently follow orders was infathomable.

— shanks -> really intimidating status as captain of the red hair pirates -> turns into complete mush when you walk into the room. without fail, he physically deflates into whatever seat he's sitting in and holds his arm out to you invitingly, waiting for you to sit on his lap.

shanks was supposed to be in serious mode. he was sitting in front of some pretty high ranked marine officials, who were after his crews' heads. he wasn't the type to hold hostages, just to let them go back running to their navy base, but considering the crew was on a vacation of sorts, he needed to know how they were able to track them down.

it lingered in his mind that there was a chance there was a mole in their ranks, but he didn't want to accept that as it would be a painful reality.

"so, how did you know we'd be at this island to recover?" shanks questioned, eyes glaring holes into the marines' faces. they were shaking where they sat, except for one who tried holding a tough demeanor. "i'm not going to do anything to you if you just answer my question,"

just as the marine was about to spill all their information out, the door of the room they were in was slammed open. shanks' haki faltered slightly as he was able to recognize that it was you, and with that imbalance, it sent the marine officers over the edge and made them pass out instead.

you took in the scene, bleakly apologizing for interuppting. shanks didn't have the heart to scold you, so instead he just took you into his arm with a wide grin and said, "no, no, it's alright. i was beginning to miss you anyway, doll. was wondering why you weren't with me," he pouted into your skin, making you laugh.

"turns out one of the lackeys you let on board recently was the reason why these guys showed up out of nowhere," you informed your lover, who hummed in interest, "took a while, but was able to get him to crack under pressure."

shanks sighed in content, hugging you even tighter, "i love you so much, you're so sexy when you take control,"

another laugh escaped your lips as you heard your boyfriend almost drunkenly sing you praises, "it was nothing, the guy had zero resolve anyway,"

"you're so amazing, baby," he continued complimenting into your skin, acting as if there weren't three passed out marine officers in front of you two.

a couple of the lackeys of the crew came bounding into the room and almost froze when they saw their intimidating captain cuddling into your side like an eager puppy.

"u-uhm, captain?" shanks only hummed in acknowledgement as he held you tight to his side. "what do you want us to do with these guys and that bastard traitor?"

"oh, just keep them tied up and then leave them on the shore when we depart — they probably won't survive with all the wildlife around here," shanks hummed, waving his hand dismissively. you were standing in between his legs and he was relishing in the skinship you were allowing him.

"should we tell the rest that we will be setting sail soon then?"

this time you interjected, "yeah, i'll come with you, boys. i'll make moving the bodies easier."

the crew's face lightened up at your familiar kind behavior, but then stiffened when they heard a groan coming from shanks.

"but [name]!! these guys got it, just stay with me longer, please,"

"oh, shut up, idiot. just go back to the main event and lift up the spirits of our crew, they probably wanna hear words from their captain after such a traitorous bastard infiltrated us,"

shanks sighed at your mini lecture, but dragged himself to follow your footsteps. he was holding onto your hand and his feet were practically stomping into the wood.

"who even made me captain, i never asked for this," he sighed, making the crew weakly laugh to fill the awkward silence while you just tried apologizing for your boyfriend, and captain's, idiotic behavior.

— shanks really cherishes the alone time he can spend with you. living your lives as highly wanted pirates makes your daily life hectic. and, thankfully, the foundations of your relationship only led to you two being able to keep that strong trust, respect, and love for each other so alive.

it was nighttime and the ship was rocking ever so slightly with the waves. for once, you switched cuddling positions and had your head resting on shanks' chest. your fingers were drawing mindless shapes on the exposed skin while shanks' arm was squeezing your plushy flesh every now and then.

"you know, i love you so much, right?" he confessed into the night air, the genuineness of his emotions being made obvious with how softly he spoke.

"i love you too," you easily said back, not thinking twice.

"but, do you know i love you?" shanks repeated, sitting up and holding onto your waist to make sure all your attention was directed on him, "i know our lives don't make our lifestyle easier and i know i get really busy when times get rough, but i needed to tell you again that i love you so much [name]."

you grinned at his sincerity, leaning forward and pressing a soft, gentle kiss to his chapped lips. he reciprocated in a second's notice, but you pulled away before he could deepen it (as he usually did whenever you two kissed).

"i know you love me shanks, you are the sweetest lover i can think of. your kindness and humanity remind me everyday that this life is worth living if it's with you," shanks smiled at your words, nudging his forehead against yours to entice you to pull in closer to him.

your lips locked once more in a passionate filled kiss. your bare chests were now skin to skin with one another and it took a couple minutes of desperate kissing for shanks to be satisfied.

and when you finally pulled away and settled back onto his chest, he squeezed you once more and asked, "you've had other lovers besides me?" in reference to what you said earlier.

cue an eyeroll and pinch to his sides to make him shut his pretty mouth for some needed peace and quiet.

[thoughtsforsoob]

you’re frustrated because you’re struggling to learn Korean - txt

a/n: hello! I thought this post would be a little relatable bc I’m struggling rn with Japanese (but not bc of a man 😋). So much kanji to remember and so many words that they just all mush together. I love the language but it is testing my patience and my memory rn :( please enjoy this and lemme know if y’all speak other languages :) it’s cool to know im not the only one struggling with a trilingual brain🥰 requests are open as usual (no pics belong to me! Found on Pinterest)

yeonjun

It was actually his idea to teach you Korean, starting with basic stuff such as phrases at the convenience store and at coffee shops. He knew it would help when you had to go out places on your own. You’re on the phone with him after he’s hyped you up and refreshed some phrases for ordering coffee. You finally are up to order and while your pronunciation has been good, you mispronounce a word and your face goes red. You apologize to the cashier who was very understanding and helped you say the word correctly. You paid and thanked them for their kindness. Yeonjun heart could burst at how the cashier was patient with you and how you tried your best and finally said the word right. “Oh my goodness! You did amazing! Next time you’re ordering coffee for the both of us.”

soobin

As the days went by, he could see your passion for learning his language was dwindling. You were struggling with your conjugation skills and he was just trying his best to help you learn and eventually practice. You both are sitting at the kitchen table, with your textbook in front of you (giving flashbacks to elementary math homework). He’s giving you example of conjugations your currently learning and how to used them. It’s starts to all mush up and you can’t figure it out or focus. You start to cry into your hands. He pulls you close to him, “don’t be sad. I promise that you’re gonna learn really soon. I believe in you.” That’s all it took for you to keep trying. He also promised he’d take you for a melona pop if you tried a few more conjugations (I love melona I’m so sorry 🤤…melon and banana are the best flavors not sorry)

beomgyu

homie is so serious and you get mad at him because of that. he’s teaching you silly phrases and on one occasion, he purposely teaches you the wrong phrase. So, you’re out at lunch with his members and you try the phrase on yeonjun and he looks so confused. “Did you just call me dumb?” Your face is furiously red and you run off, crying. Your frustration sets in. Why would be do this to me? He comes after you after giving you some time to cool down. “Baby? I’m so sorry. I didn’t think that would make you so upset. I promise I won’t do it anymore. We’re gonna get serious I swear.” He lures you out by telling you he’s gonna start teaching you from a really good Tex ok that was recommended to him. He also explains to yeonjun what happened and yeonjun gives him an earful as well, taking you side.

taehyun

he actually is a really good person to help teach you. He has the patience of a saint when teaching you grammar. If you’ve attempted Korean, you know how challenging grammar can be to understand. Let’s say you’re out at a restaurant and try to order your own food..you make a mistake and the waiter is looking at you like huh? You start to feel embarrassed but taehyun explains you’re still learning and has you try it again. When you get it right this time, he smiled and the waited smiled as well. The pride he feels when he can see your improvement is like no other. “You did such a good job, honey. Tell you what, how about we get some ice cream after? You deserve a little treat.”

huening kai

I feel like he’d be very empathetic and understanding towards your struggle. He speaks many languages too and understands how frustrating when something isn’t sticking or when you forget words or grammar. For example, you’re at home and you’re both working on vocabulary. you messed up a few words in a row and start to feel discouraged. His best tool to keep you motivated to learn was tell you he was proud of you. He would always encourage you the best he could, “you’re for this bub! I’m so proud of you! I’m gonna keep helping you until you’ve got this :)”

[luvyeni]

10 DAYS TO FALL IN LOVE — chapter 8. jays party !

word count. 0.8k+ content warning. drug usage, mentions of alcohol, angst, jake is lowkey dumb

You sat in your seat legs folded — jumi in your lap as you typed away at your computer trying to finish the essay. You sighed, stretching as jumi began to meow. “You hungry baby?” you picked her up, sitting her on the floor. “Let’s go get you some food.” You stood up, walking out the room, your cat following behind.

“Here you go girl.” You sat her bowl down, giving her a head pat — your phone began to ring. “Okay baby eat your food.” You made your way back to your room.

You assumed it was heeseung because he was  a supposed to call — and you definitely kept looking at your phone, but you lowkey frown when you realize it was his number. “what do you want sunoo.”

“Now why are you answering the phone like that?” He said before you heard hanni in the back muttering something about it not being the time. “dumbass.” You heard her say much clearer showing that she now had the phone. “we need you to come get us, your car is out the shop right?” Your friend said — you had forgotten all about your car since heeseung started driving you. “yeah.”

“Well then hurry, jungwon was our designated driver, but dumbass went and got himself drunk.” Sunoo shouted over the music. “okay here I come, make sure he’s okay.”

You search for your keys, grabbing your shoes, before making your way to your parking garage to your car to go save your friends.

You knew where jay lived, and the drive wasn’t far so you got there quickly, jumping out of the car to go find them. “yn!” you heard hanni’s voice, you turned and they were running over to you. “we lost him.”

“You what?” you shouted. “we were waiting and he complained about going to the bathroom, so we let him.” The girl explained. “and now he’s somewhere in the house.” you didn’t plan on going into the house, but it looks like you were now. “Im gonna kill him when I find him.”

You all make your way into the house , splitting up to find your friend. Making your way into the kitchen to see if was in there. “yn?” you turned thinking it was jungwon, your face dropping once you saw who it was. “Leave me alone jake.” He looked you up and down at your outfits — you definitely weren’t dressed for a party. “nice sweatpants, your tank top doesn’t match that.”

“Have you seen jungwon?” you asked. “who?” he questioned, you were about to ask him again when you finally saw his eyes — he was high, so there was no way you were getting anything out of him. “nothing move.” You pushed him out the way. “wait , he's over there.” He pointed. “That’s where I seen him with her.”

Thinking he was talking about jungwon you follow his instructions, making your way through the crowd. “jungwon.” You called out — someone bumping into you. “im sorry– yn?” you recognized the voice immediately. “heeseung?”

There he stood, a girl sitting next to him — he immediately dropped her hand. “what are you doing here.” He asked, you looked in between them, and you weren’t stupid. “I could ask the same about you, when jake told me he was over here i thought he was talking about jungwon.” You said. "Jake told you where i was?" he stared at you about to open his mouth when you finally noticed how he was acting and he could barely stand up.

“You’re high.” You scoffed. “aren’t you?” he didn’t say anything. “right, goodbye heeseung.” You went to turn away but he grabbed your hand. “wait yn.” You snatched your hand away. “let me explain.”

“explain what, that you lied to me, told me you weren’t coming here, told me you weren’t gonna get high, that you weren’t hooking up with other girls, made me fall for this bullshit, that you actually changed.” You felt yourself getting upset. “don’t be so dramatic yn.”

“don’t be dramatic?” You questioned. “fucking asshole.” You scoffed. “yeah it’s not a big deal, you knew how I was.” He said. “yeah but you’d promise to change.” He shrugged. “well, who’s fault is that, that you believed me, did I change back then?”

You didn’t even want to fight, he wasn’t even sober so you’d just get no here. “you’re right , that was my mistake.” You said , just as hanni came over. “we found jungwon.” She asset the situation, frowning. “yn?”

“let’s get jungwon and get out of here.” You grabbed her arm , dragging her away. “yn— I don’t want to talk about it.”

You both found jungwon and sunoo outside , jungwon crouched down groaning. “yn!” he shouted once he saw you. “you’re here!” he drunkenly wrapped his arms around you. “oh?” he grabbed your face. “why do you look so upset?” he slurred. “don’t be upset.” He stumbled. “get in the car.” You ignored what he said, helping hum in the car.

The drive to the boys dorm was silent until sunoo spoke up. “what’s wrong yn?” You gripped the steering wheel. “nothing.” You said, he turned to hanni, who just shook her head and it  continued to stay silent until they made it home.

You dropped hanni off at her dorm who sat in the front seat almost scared to say something. “he’s an asshole.” She said as you pulled up. “yeah.” Was all you said. “fuck him.” She opened the door. “yeah.”

She quickly touched your arm comforting you, getting out the car. “drive safely.” She waved you off, as you drove away.

You felt the tears streaming down your face as you drove back to your dorms, you hated him so much right now, you hated the fact that you allowed him back into your life just to hurt you again.

You hated that this time you actually fell in love with him.

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[dethronetheveil]

Can you write about having a calm day with any of the boys from Bad Omens? I hope you get better soon!! 🧡🧡

IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG BUT I FINALLY WROTE SOMETHING. but i really was inspired to write something about folio so here it is! it’s definitely not my best but i hope you like it!!

So, imagine you’re super tired and you and Nick had plans for the day. You come downstairs wrapped in a blanket with a pouty face plastered across your skin. Nick sees you and chuckles a bit.

“Dude, what are you doing? We had plans. Get dressed.”

You just stand still and wait for him to notice that you actually don’t want to do anything. You don’t feel well and all you really want to do is stay in and have Nick take care of you. But, of course you could never admit this. You two played around too much and you don’t want to give him another thing to tease you about.

Nick just continues to smile that goofy smile of his, “What?”

Now, when you get sick, you turn into an absolute toddler, and you can’t even help it. You stomp your foot a little to let him know that you’re absolutely not having any of his shit.

“Do you really not feel good?” Nick stood up from the couch and walked closer to you. “Oh, baby, I’m sorry,” he comments as he walks towards you, arms outstretched, and then he wraps you up in his arms in a tight hug. He kisses the top of your head and rubs small circles into the small of your back with one of his hands.

“I can’t believe you called me dude,” you comment against his chest.

“I always call you dude.”

“I know, but I’m sick.”

He scoffs a bit and pushes himself off of you gently, “Babe, how was I supposed to know that?”

“You should just know me that well,” you reply snarkily, trying your best not to laugh.

You watch as Nick gets a wild look in his eye and in an instant he picks you up over his shoulder and starts to run through the downstairs of your home. You can’t help but giggle and scream all in one breath as he carries you over to the couch and plops you down like a ragdoll.

“Don’t you fucking move, I’m making you tea and then we are watching Little Women.”

You could feel the excitement rising inside of you, “2019?”

“2019,” he replies with a nod and starts walking to the kitchen to make you some tea. You wrap yourself up in your blanket again and await Nick and your tea. You are so grateful to have someone like Nick who is willing to cancel plans and take care of you.

Nick arrives back to the couch with a hot cup of tea and hands it to you, while simultaneously placing a gentle kiss on your forehead. He grabs the remote from the coffee table and finds the movie and presses play. He readjusts himself so that he is right beside you and he allows you to lay your head in his lap. He subconsciously begins running his fingers through your hair and this is enough to cause your eyes to flutter closed. You can feel Nick’s eyes on you as you rest, and you hear him whisper words of affirmation like, “You’re so beautiful, [y/n].”

After about twenty minutes of rest, you eyes open once again and Nick is not paying any attention to the movie and just smiling down at you, “Dude, you missed basically the whole movie.”

You groggily let out a laugh, “Nicholas, do not act like you paid any attention to this. Do you even know who is in this movie?”

“Uh… that guy… uhh… Harry Styles??”

You push his face back with the palm of your hand and watch him dramatically fall to the other side of the couch, “You’re dumb,” you reply with a chuckle.

He raises an eyebrow, “Oh, yea?” He sits up for a moment and grabs your waist, dragging you down to his side of the couch. You let out a small squeal and find yourself laying right on top of him, chest to chest. You smile brightly as you look into his eyes and see that goofy smile of his once again. He wraps his hands around your waist, not letting you go this time. You tuck a piece of hair behind your ear and place a gentle kiss against his lips. You feel your eyes flutter shut and you know his do as well. You two hold the kiss for a few moments, and then let go, still feeling the spark against your skin.

“Ew, dude, you’re gonna get me sick,” Nick exclaimed goofily.

You couldn’t help but giggle again, savoring every second you got to spend with him.

[heartlvrrss]

haechan x reader

Word count: 1127 (puku puku pow pow)

requested? Yes( •̀ ω •́ )y

Warnings: Small mentions of being gutted (not anyone in the story itself don't worry I'm not cruel) THIS IS ALSO NOT PROOF READ SO IF ITS SHIT IM SORRY T-T other than that nothing (I think)<3

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It was finally halloween, the time of year where you would usually call up your best friend lee donghyuck to do all those little halloween things before scaring and bullying kids.

You originally wanted to do a little party with your friends but apparently everyone all of a sudden had to do something, which, in your opinion was total bs. But at least you still had haechan, god did the man piss you off at times but he was a good friend, a cute one maybe even pretty.

“That actually looks like shit” Haechan had the audacity to say while you were carving your pumpkin that you were actually working very hard on, but your ego came back up after seeing his. “You have no right to talk, I cant tell if your trying to make a version of jack the skeleton that was dropkicked as a baby and fell down the stairs 1 million times or if your just making a pumpkin self portrait” You snapped back

“My mother told me to be an honest person, so I told you the truth, no need to insult me!” He replies with wide eyes. Before you could say anything more both of you heard a bell ring, a grin crept up both of your faces before running to the door with vegetables.

You both fought to open the door until u slapped him “get your fatass hand away from the handle I wanna see our victim first” you whispered loudly, the bell rang one last time before you opened the door.

You both saw a young girl in a unicorn costume

“Well hi! What are you this halloween?” You asked

“Isn’t it pretty obvious” the child said, which shocked me with the attitude. She really deserves a vegetable now.

“Is it a fairy??”

“I’m a mermaid you dumb bitch”

I turned to hyuck and mouthed “goddamn..” 

“Oh.. Uh… Choose 3 candies from here” This girl scares me i literally might shit my pants on the spot.

You and hyuck watch as the girl skips away to her mother that was waiting by the end of the driveway, still in shock.

“You were supposed to give her the vegetable!”

“Well she’s got fucking anger issues i don’t wanna get cursed out by a child again!”

“Whatever”

I walked back to the kitchen with hyuck right behind me, while i try to extend my legs as much as possible (which TOTALLY not an attempt to trip him)

“What the fuck are you doing ___”

“Its a walking habit hyuck, have you not known me long enough to know that?” you ask with a fake betrayed look on your face

“__ Ive know you for far too long to know thats not a habit of yours. Its a poor attempt of trying to trip me. YOU are the traitor not me.” He grabs his chest and looks away in a fake dramatic manor

you roll your eyes “drama queen.. Well whatever lets watch a movie we can finish the pumpkins tomorrow.” and you gave him the bright smile that hes always loved.

When he saw that smile his heart leaped as usual, whenever he saw you he swears he might have a heart attack; just how could a human be so perfect, is what hed always ask himself whenever he saw you. You are the epitome of perfection to him, and thats exactly what hurt him, he wanted you so bad but he just didnt want to ruin your relationship with him incase you didnt like him back.

Hyuck decided to watch scream on whatever illegal website you could find on your tv, when the part where Casey becker was gutted you flinched a bit immediately holding on to hyuck for comfort, as he just cuddled you closer in response, wrapping you around with the blanket. You looked up at him admiring him for a bit, your heart skipping a bit while the movie plays in the background, you then lean in to kiss him lips barely brushing against each others, thats when you heard a ring your house phone was ringing. A bit freaked out thanks to the scream movie you were watching, you walked up to the phone with hyuck trailing behind you, a bit bummed out the moment was interrupted. 

“Hello? Who is this” the fear in your voice evident

“You dont need to know who i am” the deep voice replied, you look at hyuck to see if he had anything to do with this, but he looked equally confused

“Do not fucking play with me right now, im watching scream right now and you using that voice is gonna make me shit my pants now fuck off and dont joke around” you hang up pissed “just some creep” you told hyuck “ok whatever, can we please contin-” his voiced was cut off by the phone ringing again.

You turn around and pick up the phone again 

“Dont fucking hang up on me bitch”

“What the fuck can i not just enjoy my halloween for goodness sake” someone started loudly banging on the door

“Open the fucking door”

“No”

“Open the fucking door NOW”

I cover the phone dk the person couldnt hear me “hyuck please open the door”

“Yes ma’am” I walk next to him with the phone still by me, as hyucks hand slowly reaches for the door knob he opens it

You scream and jump into hyucks arms scared for what would happen, only to be met with a loud 

“SURPRISE!!!” you open your eyes to see a bunch of your friends laughing at you including haechan 

“That was not fucking funny!” you say close to tears, looking at giselle holding a phone “And you YOU i thought no one was coming!” you jumped out of hyucks arms close to tears (angry tears be so real)

“Woah woah we are so sorry ___! Youre right that wasnt funny” hyuck apologises hugging you

“Thats right you better be sorry” you say as you cried

“I think we should leave.. seems like somethings going on here and i dont wanna be a witness…” you hear ningning say as the group walk away

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“Are you mad at me?” hyuck asks worried

“You actually thought my tears were real? I didnt know i was that good of an actor” you reply, a bit shocked he believed your stunt

“You were lying??” 

“Ofcourse i just wanted to get the away so i could kiss you in private” you say as you grab his face and give him a sweet pure kiss, finally able to continue the urge after you got rudely interrupted right when you were about to kiss him. 

“So are we official now?” he asks

“ofcourse”

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@polarisjisung here hua! ik im very late but I'm finally finished T-T I hope you like it<3

[bluelizze]

I DECIDED TO MAKE A POST ABOUT MY GENERINE REACTIONS TO ACCIDENTAL BF PT 4 (omg pls read this series it’s a gem by the wonderful @tenkover)

also i was just causally looping this edit while i was doing this

"You reach up and fix his crooked septum. He blushes. That damn thing."

SINCE WHEN DID TOMURA HAD A SEPTUM (ngl I actually looked up what it was bc idk what it was and I WAS SHOCKED MY JAW DROPPED)

“Why would I want to,” Tomura smiles and kisses the top of your head. He wants to absorb you… you can crawl into his ribcage any day and make yourself at home."

HEAD KISSES >>>>

“The Izuku thing, for example, like, we started off as friends just getting to know each other and out of the blue he gets handsy. It felt like all the friendship building was just… fake– and it was. His entire personality changed when I told him I won't be with him. I've had that happen before. It makes me feel… so alone. Or just generally talking to men. If you're nice you are flirting and they feel entitled to your… well, body. It hurts. And if you aren't nice… you put yourself in danger. My dad taught me to always be polite– well, too much because…. I was nice to my stalker. It's dumb– I am. That's also why I always do what people want… it is the path of least resistance.”

OH SHIT IZUKU LORE WITH READER

also reader being real here bc I always feel like I have to put on a mask around certain people so I sometimes have identity crisis (that’s why I relate to furina and mafuyu A LOT)

“He's always late!” Himiko sighs. “I'd never let you wait, (Y/N)-chan! If Tomura ever lets you wait– just text me, kay?”

HIMIKO BEING READER’S NEW BESTIE

“Really? Voice changer? Cmon, man,” Tomura says and pinches his nose.

OMG DABI BEING MYSTERIOUS BY USING A VOICE CHANGER XDDDD (I know who you are dabi LOLOL)

“Is it because… your friend who got a girlfriend?” He sobs.

OMG????? Does touya love reader?!?! (I wouldn’t be surprised if that were the case)

“Y-Yes. Sorry. I… I wanted to ask if I can soft launch you on Instagram?”

SOFT LANUGH 🥹🥹🥹🥹

“When I'm back… can we maybe go on a date? Get Boba and sit in the park?

BOBA DATE BOBA DATE BOBA DATE (I’m drinking one rn)

“Please just leave… go to your boyfriend.” You frown and a lump grows steadily in your throat. You look at the back of his head. His light hair looks badly tangled. “Touya… is that the problem?” “Yep.”

OH I AM RIGHT!!! (not but surprised but STILL THE REVEAL 😤😤😤)

Yes. Thank… you. Hey, one more thing… you're not a serial killer?” “When does it become serial?” “After 5?” “Oh no then we're good.”

OMG I SEE YOU USED THE REFERENCE IM SO HAPPY HDHROWCHOAFNNQ

“During semester break he showed up here and introduced himself as my boyfriend to my dad. I don’t know if you know how charming Izuku can be… my dad loved him. And… I had to play along because if my dad knew that I have a stalker he would never let me go back to uni. So… when he finally pissed off I tried to do damage control and told my dad that I was planning to break up with him– this is so stupid.”

IZUKU you mother fucker 🙃

He snorts. “Talk later… honey..?”

HE CALLS US HONEY 🥹🥹🥹 (I love nicknames like those)

Toshinori wraps his arms around you, almost smothering you with the intensity of his embrace. “Kid, you don’t ever need to justify coming home.”

HOW COME IM SURPRISE THAT ITS TOSHINORI (FOR SOME REASON I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE DIFFERENT BUT I SHOULDVE EXPECTED IT DAMN)

“You love him,” Toshinori chuckles and wipes his hands on a kitchen towel before starting to chop up some tomatoes. “You should see how your eyes are sparkling right now.”

TOSHINORI BEING A BEST DAD 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭😭

“You are Dabi!” You wave the phone.

OMG THE REVEAL DABI AND TOUYA R THE SAME PERSON (but not surprised bc cmon)

“Holy shit. Now I get what you were saying– Tomura is the guy you have a crush on."

OH SHIT WAIT HOLD UP WHAT A FUCKING PLOT TWIST WHAT WHAT WHAT IDURJDJDJGOMG

OMG YOU HAVE TWISTED THE PLOT EVEN MORE BY HAVING TOUYA CRUSHING ON TOMURA INSTEAD OMG THATS PRETTY REFRESHING I LOVE IT OMG

omg first spinner and now touya. everyone having a crush on tomura on this fic and honstly, that's valid

"Dude, I thought you were confessing TO ME!”

I THOUGHT SO TOO

“No– did you just forget I am gay or what?! Be for real.”

YES I DID FORGET OR I MISREAD IT SOMEHOW

Tenko doesn't remember and Tomura can't face the truth.

OMG WHY U GOTTA END IT LIKE THIS OFRMC EQOJVCUOWDVIPQEBPIBCWDPI

[materialgworlas]

Revenge- Jujutsu Kaisen Cast X Reader part 1

Synopsis: You aint been too happy ab Toji getting kicked out the group chat so decide to make Emogumi and the others pay.

This post was so fun to make with @jordanahart bsf lysmmm and instead of 'Y/n' we used 'Jordan' as my lil gift to her but feel free to sub in your own name

Warning: mild language, Gojo's a jealous mess, u n Toji causing mayhem, Megumi 13th reason

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BEEP

BEEP

BEEP

BEE-

What the- an alarm? Who the hell put this here?? I didn’t peg Toji for an alarm kinda guy… but then again there’s a whole lot I don’t know about him. I guess that’s why Gojo thought it best to ship me off to stay with him for the week while my dorm is being fumigated.

Megumi sighed as he sat up, lazily rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. The boy heard a faint commotion coming from the kitchen before the overwhelming smell of eggs and bacon filled his senses.

Smells good, didn’t know the guy could cook. Megumi thought as he tumbled out the bed.

He was confused to find Toji in the living room though, sprawled on the couch watching the Maury show a boisterous laugh escaped the man as dumb ass debby made a run for it when Miguel was declared NOT the father. “GET HER!” he continued laughing, enjoying the hilarious chase between her and the camera man, almost tearing up as the video became blurrier from all the running.

The teenage-sorcerer just stood awkwardly at the bottom of the stairs, finding irony in TOJI laughing at this show, of all people. “Oh hey kid.” The man grunted, finally noticing the boy’s presence.

“Hey.” He greeted back, “what’s Cooking?”

“Dunno, ask.”

The boy scoffed at his father before padding to the kitchen, assuming it was some fancy Maid Gojo hired.

“Oh hey emogumi.”

“Jord-.”

WAIT WHY THE FUCK IS JORDAN HERE?!??!

NO, GOD NO! THIS ISNT HAPPENING! THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT NIGHTMARE I HAD 2 WEEKS AGO- wait. Im probably overreacting. I’m sure there’s a good reason JORDAN- MY CLASSMATE OBSESSED WITH MY FATHER- is here, I hope.

“Mtch, quit staring n hand me that towel.” Her words snapped him out of his daze.

“The hell are you doing here L/n.” Megumi huffed, slinging her the towel.

“Makin breakfast dumbass.” She laughed, fluttering passed him to reach the pantry.

“Right, why tho.”

“well I mean, have u SEEN Toji cook?! Total carnage. And don’t get me started on actually TASTING IT-“

“Okay, we get it. I’m useless in the kitchen.” Toji cut her off with a sigh, ruffling her hair making Jordan let out a girly giggle Megumi could only gag at.

“Well it’s a good thing you’re not useless at alota other things-“

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE-

“Ay Emogumi, u brush your teeth?” Jordan spoke again

“Huh-“

“EEEWWW you NASTY mf. Go-on n do it now before you eat breakfast.” She tsked

“i-“

“You should listen to your- I mean, Jordan.” Toji said

Speechless, Megumi quietly made his way up the stairs.

“N make sure you air out yo room. whole place was MUSTY when I put yo alarm there.”

“That was you?!” He yelped from up the stairs

As Megumi sulked back down the stairs, the sound of giggling in the living room made his heart drop, the young sorcerer stopped just short of the entrance.

Come on Fushiguro, you’ve faced worse than this; Thousand-year-old curses, Gojo’s goth era- there’s nothing Jordan can do which would be worse than seeing that grown man in black lipstick and eye make-up wailing nirvana around the campus-

“mtch you just gonna stand there emogumi?” Jordan raised an eyebrow to her classmate standing in the hallway, a distant look in his eyes.

As his eyes met hers the boy’s mind went blank. OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING!??!?! ITS WORSE, ITS WORSE. THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE. A hot shoot of blood sprang from the boy’s nose looking at the unholy sight of Jordan on Toji’s lap with her hands under his shirt.

“You alright kid?” the older man grunted, a little disturbed by the wild look in his eyes, though he was only responded with silence. The pair chose to ignore the boy, focusing on how debby was now tryna pick a fight with Miguel’s girlfriend on the Maury show.

They didn’t notice the flash of Megumi’s phone as he took a picture and sent it to the group chat.

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[monpalace]

@july-angel-wings

full disclosure, i haven't touched skyward sword or first's story ever in my life aside from secondhand fanfic knowledge and tauberpa's abridged vids more than 8yrs ago,, 😁

(this turned into informal general romantic hcs with first im sorry 🗿)

anyways, i imagine first would be more than apprehensive when it comes to you rescuing him. out of survival instincts, he doesn't know how you managed to find him? how'd you break in? why were you here in the first place? were you someone else who had been imprisoned, or did you want him for your own purposes?

he's thankful, don't get him wrong, but a man questions all intentions once you've put poison in his food, even the hand that heals.

following his rescue (and the establishment that you were friend and not foe), first would likely be more open to you assisting him in his goddess-given duty. most certainly to the point that there are no secrets between you.

time would feel as though it went in the blink of an eye when it came to defeating demise— and, in a sense, it did. it could have been months, or weeks, or hours, or seconds, and he wouldn't know any better.

first wouldn't be ashamed to admit that he's romantically interested in you. he'd be normal about courting you after he grows out of the "crush formed via trauma-bond" phase and evolves into the "okay, yeah, i actually like-like you" phase.

but me, personally? i think he's really fucking stupid and doesn't know how to properly court someone. i think he's seen people court each other to many times to count in his home village, but he doesn't have fond memories of the village so it kind of murks and muddles everything to the point he's confident enough to say "yeah, that wouldn't work at all."

assuming this is first after his character development, i feel he wouldn't be ashamed to act like his old self if that makes sense? like, less of a seasoned veteran and more of just some guy on the side of the road you drive past.

pushing my "most links are illiterate" agenda to say that link courts you by asking you to read to him, sometimes teach him if he's confident enough. he says it's because he likes watching you become so invested in the story if it's good enough (and hearing your voice if you're able to speak).

uhhh,, this is where my bullshitting abt skyward sword lore comes in,,

anyways, i imagine first is able to travel between skyloft and the ground using the ancient equivalent of a skywing made specifically for him by hylia because 1.) triforce of courage, hylia's chosen hero, and protector of skyloft be damned, he is afraid of heights and 2.) he already built a house for you and him he's not moving it.

yeah, that last part was def a surprise to you.

"why don't you want to go live on skyloft permanently again?"

"we already have a three bedroom, four and a half bathroom, full kitchen, full dining room house with an entire backyard and amazing view waiting for us? why would we want to live there?"

"we?"

"🧍🏼idk what you want me to say.. it's kind of like a gift? you didn't notice how i've been disappearing the last few months?"

"i thought you were out taking care of monsters?"

"i mean, yeah? i was taking bounties so i could work up enough funds to get the stuff to make an engagement ring?"

"who are you proposing to?"

"you? who else do i tolerate enough at this point of our lives? we can turn the house into a honeymoon spot, or a vacation house if you want?"

iirc after everyone and their mother moved up to skyloft, monsters started spawning more often and dangerously, so i dont think first would mind putting in more of an effort to protect you if they were to surround the house— but i also don't think that he'd be dumb enough to not make protective measures like a gate n whatnot.

(i'm being so fr when i say he probably dug out a moat.)

anyways, yh no first is def happy to surround himself with you and whatever animal companion y'all managed to find like you're in "i am legend" or whatever.

let me stop 🗿

[bastionbibi]

Okay lets do this.

Amuro Tooru's Stew Grueling Challenge

Starts here.

THIS is the anime aesthetic we are presented with

As you know i am not sure if I can make something that's pink but lets try it I guess.

Now he says its TOMATOES and MILK???? The acidity in tomatoes will curdle it so we have to be super careful here. Low and slow just how i like it ehegehe no im an adult

Okay as u can see its not the fanciest but i own a real kitchen and its not as aesthetic as I want but here they are, ofc I have all the meat etc in the fridge.

Im gonna chop stuff up like a LOT of stuff so anyway lets put on some ambient

OKAY,

Halfway down the playlist Im done.

Didnt take a lot of pictures bc i was distractsd but anyway. I caramelized the onion and garlic, I blended it, made the stew base and added the cabbage in it.

So I made the meatballs earlier, been sitting in the fridge, Im going to fry it now

Beautiful balls.

Okay so since theres a lot of tomatoes in this, its crazy watery, so I'm going to simmer for like 50 years first and then add the balls in,

Ok it's been 30 minutes or so,

The balls are in.

Waited another 10 minutes and cool it down a little.

SO,

The milk didnt curdle and the spices and herbs makes it taste good, the meat is, as you'd expect for a stew, really tender. My complaint is, he shouldve used coconut milk rather than actual dairy because not only will that pair up better, it wont curdle easily.

Now, the big question is, does it taste good?

Well, tbh I'm not a big tomato girl so my judgement will be biased (i know i know u might wonder why i do it if i dont rlly like it well its bc i do dumb shit sometimes). So, as a control sample, I asked my parents if they like it and they LOVE it, they ate it with rice and eggs, they say it's not spicy enough tho,

For me, it's a solid 7/10.

But, for them, it's a good 8,5/10

In conclusion, it taste really good but only because I made it ahahahahaha and will make it again for my parents if they want.

Thanks for tuning in i love u ♥️🥩🍅✨️

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

*clears throat and pulls up with a powerpoint* (/jk im making this uo as i go and spilling whatever comes to my brain)

Peter/Sirius *jazz hands*

1) Plant. Dads. There is no other way around this ok? They're plant dads. Peter got Siri into it and now they're both obsessed and are at the top of the class in Herbology along with Alice.

2) They would such a beautiful dynamic omg like Sirius "I say whatever that comes to my mind/ I blatantly flirt" Black and Peter "I have a hard time coming to terms with my feelings/ I can't flirt at all but if someone flirts to me I'm dying on the spot" Pettigrew mhmm mhmm

3) The heartbreakkkk Peter pining over Sirius. And Sirius "I'm in my denial phase I'm not gay" Black going around hooking up with every woman in sight

4) ooooh wait no let's switch things up. Peter is very upfront about his feelings. It takes him time but he gets there eventually. He'll go to Sirius straight up and say "I fancy you. Do with that what you will" and Sirius is just standing there dumbfounded.

5) Sirius would make the first move tho, he would kiss Peter and then he'll move away unsure and Peter will just be like JSKSKDLSMDKDNDKNF externally and internally

6) they'll have picnic dates after they raid the kitchen and its all cute and cottagecore and fluffy

7) the betrayal oooh just imagine how heartbreaking it'll be omg like watch as Sirius spends his time in Azkaban being in denial and then slowly becoming a being of pure rage

8) he leaves Azkaban half cause he wants to hunt down Peter and make him pay but also cause a part of still believes in Pete and wants to hear it from him that he was under a spell or that it a mistake. Something. Anything.

9) ok also thinking about this now I feel like if Startail had happened then the betrayal would have happened? Cause like Peter's flaw was that he kept feeling left alone even tho he actually wasn't as much as his brain led him to believe. He felt left alone with James being Sirius's other half and Remus being Sirius's love of his life right? So now it's like- I don't see a point in the betrayal

10) oooooh wait Dark Pete mhmm mhmm. He is jealous of James because as long as James was there Sirius could never be fully his so he does what he has to for love. In his eyes, he did the right thing.

11) But he miscalculated and ended up losing everything. (And that's why he helps Harry in TDH2)

12) soft top Peter and trying to be bratty but incredibly failing cause of all the softness and care bottom Sirius

I rest my case, your honor.

welcome back to my inbox. I'm glad to see your ideas are still incredible

1) YES!!!! they have so many plants. sirius doesn't get the hype at first (he thinks it's dumb that peter named all of his plants), but then one day the love for the plants hits him like a punch to the face. he hasn't been the same since

2) delicious. they're perfect, for eachother and in general

3) yeah, poor petey :( james tries to support him through it but he doesn't help all that much. marlene tells peter to get over it bc sirius isn't worth the heartbreak (she has one-sided beef with sirius bc of it) (Sirius doesn't know why she suddenly hates him)

4) hsisbidurbo you can combine those two. peter at first waits for sirius to realise that he's not entirely straight... but then he gets tired of it and just tells sirius. the flabbergasted look on sirius's face was an extra

5) bright red peter bc sirius just kissed him. finally. only took him seven thousand years or something

6) yesss. hc that peter is an honorary hufflepuff, and the house elves LOVE him (almost as much as sirius does)

7) the hurt he must be feeling :( he probably refused to believe that peter framed him. there was no way his peteyboo would do that to him, right?

8) yeah. he'd be sure that there must've been something. peter would never do that to him. not his peter

9) maybe sirius and peter go through a rough patch and voldemort or someone else (cough cough jealous ex-lovers rosekiller cough cough) is in peter's ear telling him that sirius is going to leave him if he doesn't do something about it

10) + 11) hdbdoebaobe9ebeos sod o eow e9rbekwze9eb9r dark!peter omg I love this sm. yes, that terrible terrible miscalculation. costing peter both his childhood friend and lover

12) personally I view peter more as a bottom... they're switches. that's how easy that is. but yes, soft dom peter is so real. my boy could never be mean (he murdered people) he's a total sweetheart (he was part of a murderous and pretty much racist cult)

this amazing. I'm excited for the next time you stumble into my asks

[ijumpbridges]

5-min craft tomato zoom meeting fail

Main plot: You were sent home for vacations, you were at your own house until you were called down to a zoom meeting with the O5s with along Scps and some doctors. Since the must host weren't seeing or hearing what you were doing while the others did. They saw what had happened in the video.

Scp 073:

He is extremele confuse

He took his eyes off his lover for a second

And when he put them back to see what they were doing making weird movements and the bad connection they had

‘What did they had on their hands? Oh they’re cooking, no problem, wonder what’s that?’ Cain thought to himself

Tomato sauce? Soup? Wait, wait, wait! Wait! Wait! Oh crap!

When he saw that explosion and that camera going brown to dark

He was stunned

He spams your chat

He wants to stand up and go to your house, but sadly he can't

You move your camera trying to wipe it off with your finger making it even weird

From all the messages Cain sent you from “What are ya making?.. How are you?… WAIT DONT PUT IT ON THE STOVE” you only responded to one single message

”Soup”

He keeps spamming

More weird air

and you left

Leaving Cain a little worry maybe, he writes you on your personal email and you respond to him reassuring everything was okey

Everything was not okey

You came back to the foundation and Cain couldn’t stop staring at you

Just plain death staring

You ask him what’s wrong

He goes on a ramble on how you almost killed yourself, wasted those delicious tomatoes he wishes to eat

You ended up apologizing to him and promise him not to do not to do it again

You actually try to bring him some of your food and try to make him swallow it so he can kinda forgive you

He partially ate it and he liked it

Scp 076:

Doing dumb shit infront of him can be hella dangerous man

He has been dead for years and will try to copy what other people do

He sees you in the meeting laughing

You said hi to him in the private chat

He says hi back, but he is muted and doesn’t know to do it in the computer

Shit is so funny cuz he tries to talk, but nobodu can hear him, cuz he is muted and doesn’t let anyone help him

So he just there and everyone is trying to teach him

Meanwhile you are just cooking making him get in a fit of rage cuz he can't understand and won't get help from anyone

Everything went to chaos at this point so you joined accidentally to the chaos

Bu putting a can on the stove and let it blew up

With your mic open

Everyone just stop whatever there were doing and watched

Scp 076 was seemly yelling? We don’t know we can’t hear him

Everyone one of the meeting call started spamming you

Able was try to to type but he just… couldn’t

’htcsksksggyhjslskkjjd33dj8” Scp 076 wrote

’Hahahahah can’t type’ You wrote

‘i will murder all of you’ 076

‘Oh wow’

’What’s up with your screen your screen you are brown 😭’ someone from the meeting said

Able finally unmutes himself

“WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK YALL DOING? WE ARE BEHIND THE SCHEDULE!” He yelled

”Im cooking, it’s a new cooking recipe, it’s call blew up your house, you should try it” You said

”Don’t encourage him” someone said

You laughed

Days later you are back. It’s night time and 076 is in the kitchen

He is hungry

he decides to try what you said

He blew up the kitchen and said you told him to do it, good luck with that now 😃

Dr. Bright:

He spam your zoom chat

He saw you moving around too much

He wanted to you to sit and actually pay attention

He was kinda glad that his father and brother didn't see you or weren't there to see you

He was so confuse yet no questions came to his head when he saw you trying to open that can with a knife

"Yo, what are you cooking?"

Bad internet connection kicks in

You proceed to take your laptop up and them a loud “BOOM!’’ Sounds

You head down and your computer camera is with a darkish red or brown?

He is like 'wtf’

He looks at the computer weird

”Bright, what is Y/n doing?”

”No idea, but it’s look delicious”

”Sure it does”

”Yall want me to cook one day for all of you?”

everyone unmute themselves and said

“No”

Even in the chat

When you came back, Bright make sure that you were no near the facilities kitchen

Even after you try to persuade him about your cooking

You might did that, but let’s remember he is banned in the cafeteria which it also connects to some of the facilities kitchens

That can help you for a good argument in the future

Dr. Clef:

He saw you moving around and your kitchen and wrote in the chat

Btw, he writes really weird in your chat, so don’t mind it if you see something weird

’What are you cooking’

’Save me some for later’

’I will murder you, where do you live?’

’Can i have the lamp of your room? I want to give it to Rights, nvm i will just take it’

’Do you wanna hear a dad joke’

‘It was not a question, heck here it goes. Which bear is the most condescending? A Pan-duh! HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA’

’I throw up in [Redacted]’

You turn to see your chat and IM NOT KIDDING like thousands of messages be there spamming

You made that sound that with your mouth in annoyance

Which he laugh cuz that’s his fav reaction from you

You showed the tomato can and put in the stop

Seconds later you typed ‘that dad joke was so bad that my kitchen exploded’

He looks up at your screen and sees everything blew up and laugh

this caught everyone’s attention since you send it to everyone rather than private

“What are you making?” Clef said

“Soup” in the most unheard-able and low quality voice with also the screen being brown, shaking and low quality

”Can i have some?”

”No, until you repair that broken humor of yours DADS JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY”

He laughs as usual like maniac

Dr. Kondraki:

He does notice that you are moving too much

But doesn't care at the moment

One blink of his eye and now your screen is

Brown?

He doesn't care

"Kondraki what is your s/o doing?"

Some on the call calls him out

"I dunno know, man. I wouldn’t worry about it"

'After all they are at their own house' thought Kondraki

You live together

(That what he thought, but no you don't)

No idea what made him think that

You guys even live separated in the foundation

"What's that on the stoven? A can?"

Realization

"Shit!"

He gets out of the room

Like speed running

He is actually too fast for being a smoker

Realization.jpg

You are at your own house separated from him

Comes back to his room

Starts chatting you in the chat

No answer

Doesn’t know what to do so call you multiple times

The meeting goes on

He still tries to reach you out

You eventually answered to him and reassure him everything was okey

[chrisgetsmewet]

It Was For The Right Cause

Part 1

I wake up this morning to my phone going off. I ignored it for a bit because it couldn't have been my alarm clock i was suspended. I checked my phone and it was nick texting me, then i checked the time

7:34 am

Is he crazy or does he want me to strangle him, i check the messages.

From nick:

Y/n?

Delivered 7:30 am

do you wanna get breakfast with us before we go to school.

Delivered 7:32 am

We're gonna leave without you

Delivered 7:33 am

I could drop the good off to you if you want

Seen 7:34

To nick:

yea sure give me a few minutes

Seen 7:36

From nick:

Ok be quick we're gonna be late

I rush out of my bed, heading to my bathroom. I brush my teeth, then my hair. I just wear my pajama pants, a tank top paired with a hoodie over it just incase i get cold then i slip on my uggs.

And down the stairs i went running out the door until my step dad luke called out for me.

I stopped and closing the door.

"Yeah..?" Turning away from the door, my attention on him.

And gosh I should have acted like i didn't hear him and went out anyway.

"Where are you going?" He repeated

"To meet some friends" in fact i was meeting with nick, matt, and chris. I wasn't trying to take any longer, i told him what he wanted to hear so i open the door again.

"yeah not happening, actually close the door your grounded. I heard about the fight. that was what? your 10th one this year. Might i ask why you got in that fight?" He leaned against the kitchen counter,crossing his arms.

I roll my eyes at that question and look over at my mom coming out her room.

"mom luke won't let me go out" I complained to her, pouting a little so she can some sympathy.

She looked, glancing over at him. Then at me, then back at him again. As if she was choosing maybe more deciding but still...

she let out a sigh closing her eyes, rubbing the bridg of her nose.

"luke let the girl go out she's gonna come back"

he hits the counter causing us both to flench "NO, no one ever listens to me, so fine go out do what you want"

my mom walked over to him puting her hand on his shoulder to try and calm him.

He shrugged her off.

I leave out the house cause i refuse to watch the two fight over something so dumb.

I run down the street to IHOP that's where we normally meet up. I slow my pace from running to walking entering the restaurant, looking around no one. I scan the place again of course no one.

I check the time, reading 8:03 .Shit.

Chris's POV

We waited, 5 minutes going bye

"What's taking her so long" nick checked his time also looking for a message that said something along the lines of hey i wont be able to make it.

Then 15 minutes passing. I check my phone thinking she probably texted me and i didnt know it sense my phone's always on DND.

"C'mon , let's atleast get something to eat while we wait for her" i stated, making my way to a open table booth. We placed our order whenever the waitress came around.

Now what's taking her so long, I bet she's doing this cause she doesn't wanna see me wich shouldn't be the case cause whatever happened wasn't a big deal, really.

Our food was here, everyone including me seemed more interested if y/n was going to come or not but why should i car, even if she did come she probably wouldn't be able to look me in the eyes, stealing glances at me from across the table.Gosh. i could just see it now.

I text her

✨️Y/n ✨️

You gonna be able to make it?

Delivered 7:52

it is now 7:55, still no response. Half my food was gone there wasn't much talk going on between me, nick, and matt. Unless there was and i was just to zoned out to hear anything.

But i was right they weren't taking they were staring at there phone watching whatever was on there occasionally taking bites of there food.

"Im leaving" stating before getting up not waiting on an answer or a reply. From a distance i heard matt calling for the bill.

I was already walking to school, hands in my pocket i looked back hearing the footsteps of my two brothers. Then I turn back around and continue the walk.

"What's up with you" matt put his arm around my shoulder, walking at my pace.

"What do you mean?"

"Ever sense yesterday you've been acting weird, you haven't even said something that made me wanna smack you, yet."

He stated causing me to smirk thinking back to when (yesterday) how i got under Matt's skin about somthing so stupid.

" i don't know It's probably cause i haven't got much sleep". I shrug at my own reply

"Is this about y/n and the whole fight situation"

"no not everything is about her if she doesn't care why should I"

"Whatever you say cause i know what i see" he walks off dabbing up our friend nate and walking off with him and some of his friends

Today it hit me more then ever i didn't really have any other friend other then y/n.

she's who i walked to classes with even if we didn't have the same ones, who i did work with, who i stole snacks from. Theres so much we did together i didn't notice I'd miss until she wasn't with me.

Y/n's POV

I was late I checked my phone and i actually got a text from chris.

Chrissy>>

You gonna be able to make it?

Sent 7:52

Damn it i missed his text. Well that helps with absolutely nothing, the only thing it does is make me feel worse.

I tred my way home kicking rocks and leafs whenever i get the chance.

I make it home before opening the door i brace myself just incase my parents didnt leave for work yet and they ask me why I'm back so early.

I open the door to find no one i check Alexis room she was still sleep even with the light shining over her.

I lay on the couch cutting the tv flipping through the channels finding a show, nothing specific i just wanted background sounds so i don't feel alone.

________

It was 3:36 meaning it's after-school i get alexis dressed for dance class.

I put her in a black leotard, pink tutu, with her dance shoes to match and for the final touch white legwarmers.

"Come here" i squat down to her level to pick her up and walk over to my bathroom.

"What hairstyle do you want?" I ask looking at her through the mirror while she sits on the counter infront of me

"Poy tail" she pronounced pointing to her hair

"Ponytail it is"

I brush it up into a ponytail adding a bow

"You like it?"

She nods putting her fingers in her mouth standing on the counter practically painting the mirror with her spity hands.

"Ok no" i furrow my eyebrows at her taking her off the counter.

We both leave the house, i hold her hand walking to my school so I can meet up with nick, matt, and chris.

I hold alexis on my hip while we wait out front i spot them and approach them.

"Hey guys!" I called out behind them causing them to turn around, there eyes met with me and my sister.

"Oh my gosh" Matt squealed, his face lighting up as soon as he sees the little girl, on that note he takes her out of my arms. Nick gasps and starts playing with her aswell, leaving time for me to talk to chris.

I look over at him "hey umm.. i got you're message"

"Ok" he replied blankly.

What the fuck this kid can't be serious friendly reminder i got into a fight for him and this is the thanks i get an attitude.

HELLO!? lets not forget the part where i literally got suspended for the 6th time this year I believe. See i can't even keep count. I'd even get suspended again if it's for any one of them cause it's worth it.

Matt turns his attention away from the child

"He's been like that all day it's not just you" he blurts out.

"Well thats nice to know" rolling my eyes at the answer. Then i remember clearing my throat.

"Also guys im sorry that i couldn't make it to breakfast. my step-dad was literally trying to interrogate me before i left and-" nick stopped me from rambling making the apology longer then needed

"Its fine you are forgiven" he said chuckling a bit

"I have to go to the elementary school cause the children are gonna be playing soccor and i have to take photos for the yearbook. See you two at home, catch you later y/n"

"Wait nick can you take lexis she's supposed to be there for after school dance classes"

"Yea of course" he takes her out of Matt's arms and places her to the ground then walking off in the distance holding hands.

"That's my cue ig cause nate is supposed to be helping me in hockey" he says walking off and in the distance i see him dabbing up nate.

Leaving me and chris "wanna come over to my house?" I suggested

He shrugs

"I guess"

We make it back to my house i put the house keys in the little tray we have next to the door.

"Want anything to eat?"

I know if he wanted something he would have taken something but i wanted to start conversation so it could be less awkward.

"Sure, can i pick anything in specific?" He perks up

"How bout a grilled cheese?"

"Sounds good, tomato soup on the side"

"I can do that"

"In the sandwhich can there be only mozzarella cheese" he adds

"Ok now you're pushing it" i laugh shaking my head.

I walk in the kitchen to get started making the snack we both were talking about to fulfill the craving.

Chris follows in the kitchen after me.

"Hey, im gonna use the bathroom real quick"

I nod in response. DING. I heard DING i heard again

the phone went off again. It was chris's phone i checked who it was and it was paige. Why is paige texting him.

I check the message

Yea you can come to the-

I opend his phone to see the rest of the message before reading the rest, i sit my head up to look around, he was still in the bathroom.

Yeah you can come to the party so can you're brothers but that girl that can't and if i see her theres going to be a problem

That made me laugh a little cause last time i checked I beat her ass so what makes her think i can't do it again. I wouldn't want to cause i dont wanna seem violent, but if i need to put a bitch in her place again then i will.

I decided to read more messages between them

Paige

What happend!?

(Seen) Delivered 12:37

You're girlfriend beat me up

(Seen) sent 1:55

She's not my girlfriend

Why did she dot it paige?

(Seen) delivered 1:55

I don't know?

Ask her not me now stop texting me🙄

She might fight me again

and again ask her yourself

(Seen) delivered 1:56

You lied.

You got beat for talking shit.

(Seen) delivered 4:26

So? Even if told the truth

It doesnt matter

(Seen) delivered 4:29

Call me

Ouch..

call me was the last thing i read before putting the phone down i looked around again and there he was leaning against the doorframe of the kitchen he was watching me read the text messages.

"Listen i kn-" i cut him off

"NO, dont talk don't say anything just go"

please don't go i really don't want him to go, i wanted him to explain everything to me and tell me that whatever i saw was a misunderstanding gosh i just don't want them to be together i like him too much, texting alone makes my heart sink to my stomach.

we weren't dating but this hurt it felt like betrayal, Probably cause that's what it was.

"Im trying to tell you those messages were right when i found out who was in the fight and i wanted answers"

"THEN WHY COULDN'T YOU TEXT ME"

"Stop yelling thats unnecessary"

"It's not like we're together anyway"

"Fuck you" tears welled up in my eyes. Down my cheek the tears rolled i wipe them away quickly.

"I GOT SUSPENDED fighting for you. The other two times i got suspended was me fighting for either you, matt, or nick because i dont care enough about myself to fight someone if they were talking about me."

I let out a breath then sniffling

"What did you guys talk about on the phone"

"What?"

"Chris i want to know what yall talked about, you texted her call me, so what did you guys talk about"

"I just got to know her and she talked about her birthday party that's happening next week"

"Was this or was this not the same day everything happened" he hesitated before replying.

"It was" he muttered staring down,picking at his nails.

I sob rubbing the tears out my eyes with my arms i just wanted to be alone.

"Leave.. cause- what i do for you is obviously not enough"

He picked his head up "no y/n it's not like that at all ple-"

"Shh stop talking" heaving sobs escape my mouth i wanted to hide my face i didn't want him to see me cry but who am i to stop my body from doing so.

I was crying because....

I don't actually know why. But what he did really hurt me and it's not fair cause paige always gets her way.

"Y/n please-" he begs

I start pushing him to the door and opening it for him

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUT YOURSELF IN THIS POSITION"

"Please, please just let me explain" i look at him he looks like he shes a few years himself he was also actively begging.

I stand in the doorway with my arms crossed thinking for a minute.

"Fine.." i say feeling defeated

A/n - hope you enjoyed part two i tried my best. And yes i was gonna make it into a mini little series but then i didn't think anyone would be interested but i was wrong. Also sorry if this is a bit dramatic and not on topic of the og plot I'm trying bare with me.

[bug-eyed-bum1234]

🦢Twitter Snooper 🦢 (Fem! Y/N/Tim Klitz) (1/?)

Word count: 837 (I know its short! Sry!)

Tags: Mature, profanity, overall pervy-ness from Eli, no actual use of Y/N, reader works for Onlyfans, fairly tame!(so far...)

"Hey guys!! Merry Christmas! I bought a set just for this season. I hope you all enjoy <3" The caption read. You were posed in a cheeky, lace lingerie set with green and red accents. You had been posting on twitter ever since you turned 18. You caught many peoples attention quickly, and it helped you realize a path you hadn't thought of until then. OnlyFans.

Twitter would be the perfect place to advertise it, and you would be making money off of something you already enjoyed doing.

That's how everything started. Klitz’s eyes shot open, mouth hung, pupils darting from Eli to Matt.

“Hey Klitz, you good man?” Eli chortled, eyebrows askew. “Yeah you seem a little shook up” Matt agreed.

“Yeah I’m fine! Just another stupid thing Elon is doing.” He wittily replied, coming up with a lie as fast as he could. Eli was the one who suggested to scroll Twitter when he got bored of the porn tapes he “studied” for film school.Klitz’ s eyes shot open, mouth hung, pupils darting from Eli to Matt. Klitz agreed just to get himself away from watching it with his friends on a big screen, at least this way he could have a little bit of privacy. That is when he came across your picture. He didn’t even recognize you until he opened up the picture fully just to see your face greeting him.

“Hey, I’m gonna go get a drink, want anything?” He timidly questioned the tripod.

“Yeah just a Dr. Pepper.”

He shifted his way towards the kitchen. Phone still open in his hand, hidden against the cloth of his khakis. He opened the fridge door, a little more security between him and the living room. He lifted his phone, opening your profile. He inspected your bio, profile picture, and even your banner just to make sure he wasn’t imagining things. Your profile pic was you with a soft, pink filter wearing a bikini top with pastel, heart shaped cups. Your banner was a pattern of those candy hearts with phrases like “Lick me” and “Cutie”.

Your bio simply said: “Miss me! Miss me! Now you gotta kiss me! ~<3”

He stood there trembling, feeling so hot even in the cooling air of the open refrigerator. He imbedded your username into his memory, taking a screenshot just in case. He grabbed the drinks and headed towards the living room.

• • •

Klitz’ s phone buzzed. At first, just a quick *bzzzt* then silence, he decided to ignore it when suddenly the buzzing became rapid. Klitz gave in and opened his phone, greeted with Eli’s name sprawled across his screen a numerous amount of times. He opened the text.

(Eli:) Dude “something with Elon”??? Bullshit. What good shit did you find??

(Eli:) Im being dead serious dude, what did you find??

(Eli:) Istg answer me dumb fuck

(Eli:) wait, was it someONE?????

(Eli:) OH MY GOD DUDE WHO WAS ON TWITTER?

(Eli:) ARE THEY INTO YOU? ARE YOU GOING TO FINALLY NOT BE PUSSYLESS KLITZ???

(Eli:) wait. No i cant lose my virginity after YOU. Im coming over.

(Klitz:) First of all, no girl was hitting on me. Second of all, dont come over. Im studying and dont need more of a distraction than you are already providing me. Third of all, Its my phone, my business, my shit. See you at school tomorrow.

Right as he hit send, the “bing” was accompanied by the “ding-dong” of the doorbell.

He opened the door to a playfully aggressive Eli and perplexed Matt. Eli pushed Klitz into the living room and onto the couch, spewing out ridiculous accusations along the way.

“You can’t lose your virginity first, that’s not happening, I’m not going to let that happen!” Eli spat, pacing the room, punctuating the sentence with pointedly wagged fingers towards Klitz.

Matt’s ears perked up.

“Wait, Klitz do you have a girlfriend?” He interjected between the interrogation scene.

“Guys, no. I don’t have a girlfriend, no one is hitting on me, I’m no where close to losing my virginity soon! Leave me alone Eli, and check your texts, geez.”

Klitz put his hands up in defense and defeat.

Eli’s eyebrow quirked up.

“You still haven’t answered if you saw anyone you recognized.” He prodded.

The room fell silent then erupted with wise words from Eli.

“So you did see some puss!” He whisper shouted while scrunching Klitz’s shirt, shaking him about on the couch.

“Ok! Ok! I will make a deal with you. If you leave right now and don’t blow up my phone, I will tell you at school. Deal?”

Klitz bargained with the horndog, which was immediately accepted with full enthusiasm as a hand came down to Klitz’s, shaking it jarringly.

“Deal!” He exclaimed with immense force. He quickly hurried Matt and himself out of the house, feeling as if they got out fast, the truth would get to him faster.

Klitz flopped sideways on the couch with a sigh. He opened his phone and into his twitter.

He had a lot of “studying” to catch up on.

Authors note: This was supposed to be posted around christmas, sorry it's so late! This is just one chapter! Im not sure how long the series will go on. I hope you enjoy! :)

[cav0404]

hehe uhm

AHHWHAHAHA I JUST GOT UR TEXT (be scared)

you picked option 2 RIP

Jing heng pls (jing yuan and dan heng) fluff pls

let them be dumb fools thx. (baking cookies in which jing yuan is not doing much other than taste testing and using cookie cutters. dan heng is doing most of the work… they’re on the astral express. march and caelus keep pestering them for food. typical astral express crew banter ensues.)

uhm. if this destroys a part of your psyche i can draw some genshin stuff during lunch to repair it :3

Ohhh god koi why i’ve never played star rail so they may be ooc im doing this completely by vibes

(please note i tried)

The unfamiliar sight of the general of the Luofu trying (and failing) to crack an egg almost made dan heng burst out laughing.

Jing yuan turned towards the other presence staring deeply into the dark green eyes of the other in the room and adopted a grouchy face

“this was supposed to be a surprise; that’s why there was a do not disturb sign on the door..” the general states.

“i understand, but since the last incident you were banned from the kitchen unless you had supervision.” dan heng chuckles.

“that was caelus and march’s fault and you know it; now are you gonna just stand there or are you gonna help me.”

dan heng briskly walks over—eyes full of mirth—and places his head gently on his partner’s shoulder and wraps his arms around him, and takes the egg from the general’s hands. the archivist taps the egg against the counter, cracking it.

They both continue to work towards making there cookies (with an unhealthy amount of staring i mean come on guys the cookies are going to burn)

There cookies are eventually put in the oven they continue there conversation from earlier with Jing yuan continuing to blame march and caelus for the fire. whether it was the smell of the cookies or their names being spoken, march—followed by a much less hyper caelus—bust through the door.

March being March got bored of waiting for the cookies to be done and tossed a handful of flour at the other and creating a cloud of white powder while dan heng wanted nothing to do with it. jing yuan and Caelus immediately started fighting back (“to defend our honor.” caelus grumbles) causing more and more of the flour to rush into the air amidst the chaos, Jing yuan and Dan heng found themselves standing face to face, one covered in flour from head to toe. As they locked eyes, a mischievous smile formed on the general’s face. In that moment, he leaned in and shared a short and unexpected kiss with his lover, leaving their friends to their shenanigans. It was a lighthearted moment that dan heng didn’t expect.

There peaceful moment was stopped by the smell of something burning, and a disgruntled march ran to the oven, turning it off and opening it. forgetting put on gloves, she nearly burnt her calloused hands. she turns around, holding the slightly(very) burned cookies. She slowly backed out of the room amidst the chaos before turning and running Jing yuan quickly chased after her; while caelus and Dan heng sigh while wondering why they ever let the two of them in a kitchen together again.

*editor note: tbh march would have rlly nicely manicured nails but callouses bc she’s a bow and arrow user. plus a few frost burns imo bc she uses six phased ice. (from my beta reader who actually plays the game)