#ad warning

[gunitnekoh]

Ok this is insane

PSA to all my epileptic/seizure prone/photophobia Star Wars fans on tumblr mobile

There is a SHITTY ad on mobile that starts out like this

And it’s flashes lights and it’s scrolls on for FUCkInG EVER. It’s takes way to long to get to the bottom of the ad to safety and there’s no way to report it or tell tumblr you don’t want to see it any more.

I’ve tried to tell them about it but I don’t know if it worked.

So if you see this, hit the back button immediately!

Stay safe everyone!

[polyamorouspunk]

Hey just a head’s up that there’s a Sirius XM ad that has flashing lights right at the start. I saw another post about an ad with flashing lights I reblogged on my other account, not sure if this was the ad they were talking about or not. If you see this ad please report it. Flashing lights violate tumblr’s ad rules for obvious reasons. Idk what it’s best to report it as but as soon as I reported it I got it again. And if this affects you please be safe and aware.

[spottyissleepy]

Hey so-

Just a general warning to anyone who might have seizures

There’s this Oreo ad that has a brief portion at the very beginning of it that flashes between black and white. I’m lucky enough not to get seizures myself, but watching it made my head spin and made vertigo take full claim of me for a hot second; I was very taken aback by it

So!! Oreo ads. Uh. Stay aware of em :D try and avoid em :D

[verberation]

I just saw this ad and holy fuck. If you are prone to epilepsy or flashing light triggered migraines if you see the top of THIS ad -

[Plain text ID: Image of cropped tumblr ad. Text reads ‘sponsored by WordAds. 5 Unique and Awesome Lightsabers. Not all lightsabers are created equal.]

Do NOT pass go. Do not try to scroll past. It is LONG and consists of a single incredibly stretched gif of random moving and flashing lights without distinct colours. It is seems as if it was DESIGNED to tigger flashing light sensitive issues.

Anyway, fuck this ad & pass on the warning to any who see it.

[atohii]

in yet another failure to care about people sensitive to flashing, the new Scream movie ad includes aggressive flashing within a second of the ad starting. It seems to just be in the usual format of an ad, not one that haunts the background, but if you see the below at the top of an ad

go ahead and either exit the app or close your eyes and scroll. I was not able to get a screenshot of how the whole ad starts as there is, again, less than a second before the flashing starts.

really loving how people stopped caring about flash sensitivities lmao

anyway you should reblog this to warn your followers as well, I'd rather as few people have this violent surprise as possible

[irbcallmefynn]

ATTENTION

Reblog to incinerate your followers' dashboards

[brewerssupplies]

(Warning: Flashing Lights!)

I finally got the d20 I ordered from the pixels dice Kickstarter and it is so sick!

[kingdaddydaichi]

but like...

daichi slamming into you but SLOW. drawing his cock almost all the way out, moaning your name as his mouth falls open, your tight, creamy cunt sucking his fat dick so good before he snaps his hips flush with yours again.

daichi's coarse fingertips dimpling the plush of your hips with one hand as he grips the headboard w the other. his heavy balls are smacking against your clit, wet with your combined pre.

you arch your back for him, preen for him. you whimper his name like a pathetic whore in heat, presenting yourself to the most basic, carnal beast inside of him

and it fucking works.

daichi drapes his larger body over your back, the pressure of his weight only feeding into your impending orgasm. he wraps his fist around the longest part of your hair and insists that you cum for him. and who are you to deny your devoted husband and father of your children?

you obey, squeezing and squealing...clenching and crying out as you come apart around him, repeatedly telling him how much you love him.

"baby, you know i love you too," he huffs, slamming his hips against your ass with sharp, wet slaps of skin. "love you more than anything..." he almost sounds drunk now. "...so good, nhhn~ love you so much~" he groans, spilling his thick seed inside you as his trembling hips push hard against your bottom.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

COME ON MACHINE, FUCK ME LIKE AN ANIMAL.

Audio source

[hifuus]

INTERNET YAMERO!~☆

[jadewritesficshere]

18+only: bondage, begging, humiliation, dom/sub subtext

Just thinking about Eddie messing around with the handcuffs and thinking about what it would be like to be restrained against a headboard since he didn't have one.

Going to your house and using the spare key you have hidden to get inside. You would never know! He'd be in and out. Going to your room and laying on your bed stretching his arms above his head and interlocking the handcuffs with the headboard. Tightening the cuffs so they aren't too tight but they also leave a thin red mark if he struggles against them too much. Not enough to cut him but enough he can see it later and be reminded that he was here like this.

And Eddie is so turned on and he's in your bed and surrounded by your scent he can close his eyes and imagine you laying next to him. He goes to unlock the handcuffs but the angle is weird and he drops the key. He can hear it hit the floor with a clang. Eddie tries to get out but can't. And Eddie's face is flushed from embarrassment and now really isn't the time to learn that makes him a bit harder. All he can do is wait and try his best to not think sexy thoughts and hope his problem goes down.

And then you come in and all you see is Eddie laying on your bed, arms stretched above him. The glint of metal wrapped around his wrists and your headboard like a flashing light. Eddie's face is flushed, a nice red that spreads down his neck. With his arms stretched above his head, his shirt has lifted revealing his stomach. Curls of hair that form under his belly button that trails down and disappears under his jeans. A very prominent bulge in his pants. A very very prominent bulge.

Eddie is simultaneously mortified and horny and he can't help shivering under your gaze. He is literally at your mercy here and if that doesn't make his dick strain harder against his jeans.

And if you come over and slowly trace your fingers up and down his chest, each stroke down getting closer and closer to his jeans. Him lifting his hips up slightly in the hopes that he can get some friction from your hand against him. You scolding him and removing your hand, teasing him. Eddie's whimpers and gasps filling the air, begging you for anything just please touch him. Finally getting some relief when you finally do

[seventh-district]

Ratiorine Messages

[skizabaa]

"You had no idea where you'd come from or what direction you were going. You couldn't remember a turn even a moment after Moon had made one. The turn did not exist, because this whole place did not exist. Your map was resolute on that front."

Recently read @eyndr-stories fic I think I smell a rat! Such a wonderful read and super cute fic 💕

[thebramblewood]

Go, Caleb, give us nothing!

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Lilith: You duplicitous fucking bastard.

Caleb: Lilith, what on earth-

Lilith: Drop the act. I know you know who just showed up on our doorstep. You’ve known all along, haven’t you? Yet rather than let me in on that tiny little fact, you chose to fucking deceive me.

Caleb: [momentarily silent] If you’ll just hear me out-

Lilith: SHUT THE FUCK UP! You know, you’re smarter than I’ve been giving you credit for. I’ll let you have that. Oh, I bet you’ve been patting yourself on the back for pulling the wool over my eyes for so long.

I may have been asleep before, Caleb, but I’m wide awake now, and you will never fool me again. I could end you right here if I wanted to. You have no idea what I’m capable of. Of course you don’t! You’re so determined to keep your precious little conscience clean. But is it really about your so-called morals, baby brother, or are you just too cowardly to face the truth? Aren’t you the least bit curious? [whispers] I can show you. Come on. Just a little taste.

Caleb: [muffled] Lilith, no-

Lilith: Then again, maybe it’s more fun to keep you guessing. Deep down, I think you might already have an idea or two.

Caleb: [weakly] I’m sorry, Lilith.

Lilith: You’re pathetic, and this is a waste of my time. The saddest part is you don’t even have the balls to fight back.

[royalarchivist]

Etoiles: Mike, why is your mic in your ass?

Phil & Bagi: [Losing it in the background]

Mike: Oh my god. Caralho, I don't know! I don't know, Etoiles– [starts going on a rant] Hey Empanada, how are you? [Continues ranting]

Bagi: He's just complaining about his mic.

Etoiles: Todo bem. [Laughs]

Mike: Is it better? Is it better?

Etoiles: It's so better, man. Oh, it's out of your ass now.

Mike: Oh my god. But– sometimes I like in the ass, you know?

Etoiles: Dude! I will never judge you for that, man. Just chill.

Phil: [Cracking up]

Mike: It look like you were judging me.

Etoiles: Dude, I will never judge if you want to– chill. Dude!

Mike: What's the problem, if I like to put the mic in my ass? What's your problem with that, bro? [He punches Etoiles]

Etoiles: If you want– There is absolutely nothing– no problem! Just like- it's just the quality of the mic, if you put in your ass, is less-better, you know?

[handbagman]

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