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supercap2319 · 1 year

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"Come on, Y/N. You can tell us the truth. Big Bill here has a small wiener right?" Richie grinned.

It was the summer before their last year of school and during the time between defeating IT and letting Georgie go, Bill had gotten himself a boyfriend and he was welcomed by the Losers Club. Even Beverly, who would visit Derry in the summer, liked Y/N.

Of course, this doesn't mean he was safe from the lewd comments of trashmouth Tozier.

Y/N looks at Richie, who is currently huddled with Eddie underneath a tree by the water of the barrens. "It's a shame you think that. He's great in bed. I don't think I've seen anyone bigger than Bill packing downstairs and it's so hot hearing he stutter that he's going to cum."

For a moment, everyone just stares at them as Bill blushes hard. Eddie breaks the silence. "Bullshit! I call fucking bullshit!"

"Yeah, there's no way Billy's tapped any ass." Richie said.

"Well, he has. Big Bill's no longer a blushing virgin."

That just made Bill blush harder.

#x male reader #male reader insert #male x male #bill denbrough #aged up characters #Bill denbrough x male reader #richie tozier #finn wolfhard #jaeden martell #Jaeden martell x male reader #William denbrough #it 2017 #losers club #eddie kaspbrak #jack dylan grazer

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hella1975 · 19 days

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what’s crazy is that in not a very long time midoriya will be 20 and he will realise how young that truly is and how scared and clueless and searching he still is at that age and the same will be true at age 21 and 22 and 23 but shigaraki is already dead

#saw that one art of tomura in his loser gamer era and had to pause bc he truly does look SO FUCKING YOUNG AND SMALL #i think midoriya truly does know that shigaraki was too young to have gone through all he did and be doing all that now #but it’s not the same as actually hitting that age and realising #like that exact feeling of hitting the age of a book protag you used to look up to #and realising they weren’t this all powerful being. they were a child. they were scared #he needed just one person to reach out a hand and no one did until it was too late #and he knew none of it would have even happened if he hadn’t caused such a fuss first. nothing would have changed #like a child only receiving attention because of a tantrum #he forced a better society at the cost of himself in his entirety #and he was only fucking twenty.#🚬😐#mha #mha spoilers #shigaraki tomura

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bright-eyes-strawberry-lies · 3 months

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Nothing has signaled that it's "in fashion" to be a hater more than seeing how old people think Luke and Percy are.

Some actual quotes:

"they're 10 and 17"

"they're 11 and 15"

"they're 12 and 14"

"they're 12 and 16"

"they're 13 and 21"

"they're 14 and 15"

"they're 14 and 30"

"they're 15 and 16"

"they're 15 and 18"

"they're 16 and 17"

"they're 16 and 18"

"they're 17 and 20"

"they're 17 and 26"

"they're the same age but Luke is evil"

#riordanverse #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson series #lukercy #luke castellan #imagine complaining about an age gap and not even knowing how old the characters are #it really goes to show that the hate is just virtue signaling #yes i saw this on twitter #so yes of course i know its the dumb people website and to expect dumb takes #it's just funny that all these losers are guessing their ages (specifically to hate on the ship) and getting it so wildly wrong #I don't normally post about haters but this still cracks me up

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lunian · 17 days

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me, being male elf, looking at all romanceable straight male characters in DA Inquisition:

there are some many wrong things with yall but being not into me is the worst so far

#locked up in a bi cage and yelling let me innnnnn #>:/#three damn losers not being into my rizz is something what im not used to #mystuff #dragon age

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britneyshakespeare · 3 months

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this picture of sal vulcano really does have its own sorta je ne sais quoi that not only do i understand why from very early days it has been a staple on impractical jokers but it became a meme outside of that. it's not just like any sort of unflattering pic. it has its own kind of majesty

#there's one particular picture of me at age 16 that is so bad it's hilarious and kaily and i use it often #all of my friends have seen it. but it's not quite. the subtle grace #like i have a big thumbs up and am pulling the fuckiest looking smile and my hair's a mess #this is as simple as a bad angle and bad lighting. there's a quiet dignity in here. underneath the tonight's big loser meme #i used to know a guy in college who had this photo as his lockscreen and it always made me laugh when he checked his phone #text post #impractical jokers #sal vulcano #congrats to him on his marriage and daughter that he recently announced too #after having seen this picture of sal vulcano so many times it really does develop an unconventional beauty #it's admirable in a way #like i would paint this how andy warhol painted the campbell's can

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headfullof-ideas · 3 months

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I normally never post more of these so quickly after the last set, and I am shocked at how many people like the last set of Incorrect Quotes so fast. It’s probably Alpheus, who I feel I’ve gotten a better hang of, especially with the wires in his wetsuit. Anyways, have some of these goober cousins

#i don’t really know what it’s like to have a cousin your age #but from observing all my friends that did #I’ve come to the consensus that it’s kind of like having a distant sibling you don’t see too often #i could be wrong #but i do know it’s still a wildly different relationship with these guys #kidnappings and near-deaths and racing to find a sunken city first and all that #Alpheus is so much fun to put in situations with Ant and Fontaine #he’s so dramatic and also the biggest loser on the planet #and Ant and Fontaine are both wildly independent and stubborn individuals who team up to bully/redeem him #Fontaine more so bullying while Ant is dragging him by his ankles into being a decent person #though he also bullies Alpheus #its because of all the times he kidnapped him #wow that was a tangent #sorry for all the tags #ant nekton #antaeus nekton #fontaine nekton #alpheus benthos #the deep 2015 #the deep cartoon #incorrect quotes

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koszmarnybudyn · 8 months

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I surely do love evil creepy radio man.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor the radio demon #my art #he is such a little shit to draw hes so difficult just soo much stuff yoy have to remember #whatever the animators were paid it wasnt enough lol #i think hes my favorite now #i recently cought up with hazbin cause ive been putting it off and i honestly have complicated feelings #on one hand some of it slaps #(loser baby has been stuck in my brain for ages now) and some of it i dont really enjoy or find kinda boring its not a fave #but i did enjoy it all in all

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choking-on-ice · 1 year

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It's Butters!

I love blind butters, cuz I like disabled rep in my fave characters and also that throwing star was in his eye so long it's really just unavoidable

Note: the lower right is supposed to be Butters just woken up, but I forgot to write that anywhere

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kismetconstellations · 4 days

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Amongst the myriad ways the Voltron: Legendary Defender writers failed spectacularly, is the unintentionally humorous example of Shiro's supposed future husband, "Curtis", having more chemistry with Acxa, in the form of an actual conversation he initiates with the intention of learning personal information about her.

"What about you, Acxa? Did you have pets where you're from?"

"I never had a creature companion. But, one of my partners, Narti, was bonded to an immortal cat named Kova.

That cat gave her the ability to experience the world."

"Oh. That's... 'great'."

This is more than he has with Shiro in the entire thirteen episode season, wherein their interactions are limited exclusively to shouting impersonal commands at each other in the heat of battle.

#Voltron: Legendary Defender #Meta.#VLD Meta.#I don't care what anyone says; I will NEVER acknowledge Shiro and Mr. Set-Dressing's 'relationship' as canon.#There's no chemistry #no build-up #no basis for it #'Curtis' himself has no personality to speak of outside of this interaction #which makes him seem like kind of a jerk (poor Shiro is 2-2 on asshole boyfriends #apparently)#and the animators made 'Curtis' look like a sorry middle-aged loser who went in to try and lift or dip his strapping younger groom #drew up short when he realized he's physically incapable of doing either #and then tried to conceal his shame with a kiss.#All because the asshole showrunners wanted brownie points for helming the first cartoon aimed at a child audience to show an onscreen gay #wedding #after they put Shiro through HELL #KILLED him #only brought him back because they were ordered to #and then treated him like a worthless side character they kept around out of obligation while disrespecting at every feasible turn.#They get no brownie points and they and their joke of a 'wedding' can piss off forever.#All I want is to fly with queue.

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forestgreenlesbian · 6 months

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#feel like my relationship with my younger brother is changed completely forever not to be dramatic lol but i am sad #we used to b very close but he has kind of. found his faith again and gone full missionary christian which like. i knew meant the dynamic #was doomed lmao but actually acknowledging it makes me sad i feel like i'm grieving for the friendship we used to have even though #it is literally a me problem i think from his perspective he doesn't think anything has changed. but i feel weird about everything #also his new gf is nineteen and he is. almost 25 and i am the only one who feels weird about it like i know she's over 18 but! idk i can't #tell if i'm being overly cautious or if my gut instinct is right. my sister & her husband have a similar age gap but they met when they wer #both over 30 so like. it didn't feel weird. and i didn't feel comfortable actually seriously talking to him about it apart from the first #time he mentioned her over facetime (he went to another country to do mission stuff & met her there) so like an idiot i've just been #making jokes about the age gap becausee like. thats always been our thing lightly bullying each other lol but he blew up at me and said #i've had nothing positive to say about her since he's been back home and that he thinks i hate her and i'm out of line for constantly #implying he's creepy for dating someone younger. idk i felt like such a freak idiot horrible person about it. it completely blindsided me #bc yes the jokes were coming from a place of idk how i feel about this situation so i'm going to rely on the humour-based communication #we have always fallen back on as a safety thing but i guess i was wrong or the dynamic shifted or something anyway it's all fucked #& everyone is just telling me i feel weird out of some?? misplaced kind of jealousy thing?? because i'm 'losing' my brother to his gf lol #which does not feel right at all he has dated so many other girls and i have never had a problem it is literally the age gap like i haven't #even met this girl i'm sure she's very nice! i just worry about her being nineteen!! jesus. and yes maybe i do feel some resentment around #a brother younger than me who seems to be able to live his life with zero difficulty whilst i'm stuck being this unemployed loser who ruins #literally ever friendship & relationship ive ever had but i think thats ok right like i can't help feeling that. i don't fucking knowwww #am i just projecting all these sad feelings about our friendship dying onto his new relationship or like. am i right to be genuinely #concerned she's six years younger than him and still a fucking teenager!!!!!! i don't know

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tarochimochi · 7 months

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man i hope this isnt weird at all but genuinely ur daily losercake stuff is so nice and sweet, it makes me happy seeing someone enjoying these guys so much and its always really nice seeing losercake!!! AND DAILY TOO!!!! ur literally spoiling us /hj

plus like how its been rn (havent been doing so hot haha, just personal stuff ofc) seeing them makes my day a bit brighter and gives me....ENERGY!! so keep up the great work !! i always love seeing what funny little doodles you make 🌻🌻and also have a great day ok :O]

Losercake, everyday, daily.

Day 60

Bonus and rambles below cut:

WAAAA OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCHHH IT MEANS ACTUALLY SO MUCH. I actually got kinda inspired to start losercake daily because of the actual fucking drought their is of content, like the Losercake tag of ao3 hasn’t been updated in months and the last like three fics at nsfw so i can’t read those. Or like people just hate on the ship now and say it’s forced like no offense but i bet your fav pairing hasn’t even been acknowledged by jacknjellify in the last 8 years. SO IT WAS SHOCKING TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE WHO CONTRIBUTES TO THE LOSERCAKE TAG SO THANK YOU! I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER BECAUSE I KNOW HOW IT FEELS ALSO DW ITMs NOT WEIRD ANYTHING IS FUCKING BETTER THEN THE ANONS I GET

THANKS FOR THE BOOST! I GENUINELY APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH MUCH HUGS AND KISSES FOR YOU MY FRIEND :33

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cup-o-cat · 3 months

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lesbian judgement

#im fucking cackling they hate his ass!! i'm winning!!!#“hen forgave tommy ages ago it's all fine now” wrong. he will actually make up for the racism or hen and karen curbstomp the loser.#henren my beloved <3 i would die for them #911 #hen wilson #karen wilson #henren #911 abc

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softerhaze · 2 years

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#ts4 #*ts4gameplay #z #RPO is so real for having this option <3 #milo is a week older than ruthie and he's aging up so i have to cut it off #later loser!!#*ruthie #*milo #*sunday save #*sunday save gen 1

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carpthecarp · 12 days

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I wanna ask my dad if he voted to kill Jason Todd bc he would have been like 10 or so when it happened, but I’m too scared

#I bet he didn’t vote bc idk if he was like rlly into Batman at that age and also idk if he would care enough to #But also he has a deep hatred for Robin #Growing up he always told me he hated Robin and that Batman was superior and so that’s why we have a house full of Batman comics but no #Robin comics… I vividly remember calling Robin cool one day and he was like “tf? He’s a loser lmao.”#So yeah…he would have killed Jason Todd if given the choice

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allieinarden · 3 months

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I think the funniest relationships in The Simpsons are between Homer and all the other children in the neighborhood who are not his kids.

#He has SUCH a grudge against Milhouse probably cuz at some point Bart went “I have friends my age now later loser” and he never got over it #the bullies seem to respect him presumably because he once tried to beat up all of their dads plus Kearney is also a dad so he gets it #Rod and Todd are like praying for his conversion as soon as they’re 18 and no sooner because they need to have a criminal uncle right now #Homer Simpson #The Simpsons

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numnue · 9 months

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saving this years reread of aristotle and dante dtsotu until the month i turn 16 so that it really hits me hard (i’m not emotionally prepared to be jealous of characters my own age)

#somehow i always end up rereading it every year #first read it when i was like 12 and i was like wow can’t wait to be 16 and have a car and drive out to the desert and get drunk with my gf #while we look at the stars or whatever #and now it’s just like wow that is so unrealistic people my age don’t drink or party like that #and then i remember i’m just a loser <3 #ANYWAYS ill be 16 in two months and im just like not prepared #16 feels like a big age #wow i really told my life story in these tags #aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe #aaddtsotu

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