do u think it’s weird for an 18 and 21 yr old to date?
Yeah tbh. These are such big years for us. Me rn at 21 is so different from me at 18. You could argue that there’s a 21 year old out there who’s just as sheltered as an 18 year old—and to that I say probably, because there are exceptions to every case. But most 21 year olds have had more experience w relationships than 18 year olds. I would side eye any 21 year old who’d see it as appealing to date someone who’s 18. Just not appropriate to me
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ok this isnt meant to be a dig or anything but it's always really funny to me when people like just cracking 30 are like "omg you're in your early twenties, you're a babyyyyyy"
babe you're like barely 30, you're a baby too. You're a blink and a half older than me. I spend too much time around people over 50, the difference between 23 and 33 is a few years at a job and a little more distance from living in your parents' house but it's like, nothing. the gap closes every time you breathe and every time i move. the difference between you and me is like one-fifteenth the difference between you and my dad's friend Joe or whatever. don't worry you'll get to live more life too, but don't kid yourself.
and this is doubled when it's coming from a 25-year-old currently experiencing a crisis of age because they're soooo old, they're 25, the horror! You are twenty-five. We have an age difference of three years. Your concern over this is embarrassing for you and highly entertaining for me. But like don't kid yourself here. You are 25. You are a like a fucking baby to me.
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Directly related to the last post
Revenge crew finally meets husband Sam and The Horde and Stede is the one guy that just Does Not Get It.
Stede is just: Wait Izzy I thought you said these were your children?
Izzy: Yeah. They are.
Stede: But Mr. Bellamy just introduced them as his children??
Sam: Well, yes, they are also my children.
Stede: Did you. Did you use a surrogate???
Izzy: I fuckin wish we had.
Stede: Are they adopted????
Sam: No—well, Johnny is, but not the rest.
Izzy: That’s exactly why Johnny’s my favorite.
Stede: ????????????
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For more than forty years, Caird’s had his hands around the throat of his classmate Cosgrad Torrinde, a man who he named, in the cruelty of their teenage arguments, a cruelty he now sometimes but not often regrets, the squid priest.
Ten bucks says that “regrets” means Farrier occasionally thinks, “Damn, it was a little undignified of me at 18 to be calling a 13-year-old The Squid Priest,” and involves not even an ounce of actual remorse
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I'm posting lots of negatives so here's a positive. This is so funny.
"hello, yes, I have an archery related question—"
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oh my god. my OCs are young. I just ran the numbers they are little babies. they are college students. WAIT I haven't actually written the chapters I can still change things. new ages:
all the parents are in their 40s-50s but we shall ignore them for now
neng guanshi - 36
ke longya - 33
mo li, fu rong, xiu qiu - undisclosed but older than jin ji
jin ji - 27
cao fen - 26
li shun - 24
li changxian - 24 (younger by 3 months)
wan jingwei - 23
li changrui - 22
lansheng and lanshuang - 21
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Master List: The Art of Rehabilitating Snowbirds
𓅪 Navigating the present is hard when your past refuses to die. After not hearing from Roy or Jason for five years, you suddenly find yourself taking in extra income as a babysitter for their child.
Rated E | fem!reader x Jason Todd x Roy Harper
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Young adult/Late teen Big Shot Spamton is funny cause like I can believe a 19-21 year old would make a deal with an eldritch horror if it meant partially escaping the bottom rung of capitalism. Like yeah that sounds legit cause his brain isn’t done cooking and he knows nothing about being an person outside of the goal of success and wouldn’t consider the possible consequences of expediting that process.
Also just the idea of the mansion staff welcoming a new and esteemed guest and it’s like the kid that fucked up their coffee order so bad he was crying before he even served it not a month ago and now he is somehow the CEO of Toyota that lives in the biggest/best suite. Guy still doesn’t fully get how a credit card works but he has 10, no wonder it all went down hill..
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