#ahshshdh

[o-kye]

my family my family my family i hate it

[jinouchibhue]

Matt hardy

Angle/x-pac

THEN christian

Upon reevaluating, maybe so, but I refuse to recant my statement. 🤭

[anothermansjeans]

she calls me fruity but her name is fruity pebbles in my phone 🫶

@openheart12

[wallapology]

Currently feeling feelings about Miles Morales

[ollsonline]

guys, look!!! it’s THE paul mccartney !!!

[pietroleopoldo]

My sister's class is trying to organise a trip to Amsterdam and I am living for the drama that this is causing among the parents

[seaflowergarden]

I MISS JUANAFLIPPA SO MUCH

[pilot-boi]

Blake and Ruby? Honestly how is Blake hot in every color and how is every character hotter in her colors ahshshdh wtfwtfwtf

It’s because her colors are *chefs kiss*

Swap Spreadsheet

[mexicansalsayees]

Hello, I am no longer Sad, still depressed about but that doesn't matter

Thoughts on punk! Angela?

I still haven't seen the smosh vs. aliens and I've trying to avoid spoilers, but man I don't want it to be sad 😭😭😭.

About the ask I don't know if you're referring to like Angela in a band, or just a punkier version of her (if that's even a word).

In any case, I'm picturing you being dragged by your friends to go to a concert of a band that they love. It is held in a bar and starts around 23:00, but you arrive early and they aren't there yet, so you decide to go up to the counter to order a drink.

While you're there you strike up a conversation with a cute brunette that sits by your side and she unabashedly flirts with you; teasing you, staring at your lips and even resting her hand on your leg.

The tension between you two is palpable, but just when your bringing yourself to make a move, she excuses herself and leaves.

You're left there alone, so you decide to go search for your friends, who you find standing in the first row, right beside the stage.

The show was supposed to start five minutes ago but as your friends tell you, they seem to be running late.

After five more minutes of waiting, the band finally comes out, and, to your surprise, the first thing you notice is that the main singer/bassist is the girl you had been flirting with.

She doesn't stop making eye contact with you all throughout the night; winking whenever the songs get filthy and smirking at you when she catches you staring (specially at her hands).

You find yourself liking the songs much more than you'd expected, not knowing if it's your friends enthusiasm rubbing on to you or the nice view of a sexy girl making her bass scream.

The time flies by and you feel a pang of sadness when they announce it is their last song. But then, you see Angela carefully leaving her bass on the floor, pulling the microphone out of the stand and coming to sit in the edge of the stage, right in front of you.

The song progresses and she sings beautifully staring deep into your soul; but when the break comes she gets closer to you, caressing your face slightly with her hand and tilting your chin upwards.

Your frozen in place, the crowd goes wild and she sweetly whispers "Can I?" her breath fanning over your lips.

You can't manage to get any words out but you do eagerly nod and as soon as she sees it she tilts her face and connects your lips in a gentle but passionate kiss.

It only lasts for a few seconds but the sounds of the crowd and the music seem to disappear for the both of you; the electricity of the night transferring into the kiss.

When you finally separate, she whispers into your ear "Wait for me darling, I'll come find you when I'm done."

Well that's it. This took me embarrassingly long to write ahshshdh.

[crabonfire]

Hi! Loved your TF2 “one bed tropes” part 1! So glad you’re back writing too! Your ability to really capture each of the guys’ personalities is fabulously uncanny. You really make them come to life.

I was wondering how you think the mercs would react to their s/o being insecure/jealous that someone out of their age range is flirting with them. That is to say, the s/o is the same age as the merc and the ‘flirter’ is either younger (in the case of Spy or Medic, etc) or older (as for Scout). I hope that made sense!

Thank you!

YOOOOO THANK U SO MUCH 😭😭😭 I APPRICIATE IT thats very nice ahshshdh 😋😋😋 I'm smiling so hard rn ty :)

but yeah totally! I love this idea

Mercs reacting to an upset reader because merc was getting flirted on by someone not their age.

characters: all mercenaries

warnings: none

note: reader gender is not specified!!!

situaaation

You and Merc were at a gathering, just hanging out. You go to get drinks for the both of you, but when you come back you see thay they're being flirted with by a random person. You get a bit upset, and the insecurities start getting to you :(

♡Scout♡

• doesn't catch onto the flirting, because he is not interested in them at all so he just thinks the person flirting is just a real nice person.

• he gets lost in the convo with the person and doesn't even notice you see them together. you don't know what it is but your heart swells, your hands are gripping the glasses but you calm yourself down.

'Man, jealousy is not my colour.'

They talk for a bit until the person has to leave, when you come over and hand him the drink he notices how dry your being.

"Yo, you good toots? Sum' happen?"

"Oh no, I'm uh...good."

He can read you like a book. You never get quiet with him unless something happened.

"Yeah, no, we're not doin' this. C'mon."

He takes you by the hand and leads you both somewhere quieter, his gaze on you is one of concern.

"What happened? Did I do sum'?"

"No no! It's just...I don't know."

He gives you a moment to speak,

"You know that...lady you spoke to a bit ago? I don't know why but, the way she spoke to you just sorta made me feel...jealous."

"Jealous? Aw babe, its cute that your jealous but you have nothin' to be jealous of."

"Yeah but...I don't know. She was so confident with you, she was...real pretty too. I just got kinda...worried you know? Like, she could replace me easily. It's stupid- just ignore I said anything."

You smile wearily and awkwardly laugh to move on from the situation and looks away. He frowns, he can feel his heart shattering at your words. He cups your cheek to make you focus on him.

"Y/N, yer the coolest most amazing and awesome person I have ever met. Yer cute, handsome, real pretty too. I'd never even think of replacin' you, got that? Your stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you."

Tears well up in your eyes as you melt into his touch and hold his hand with yours, kissing his palm and smiling softly.

"God, I love you Jer. Thank you, your also the coolest, most awesome, and amazing person I've ever met."

He leans in to kiss your forehead, letting go of your cheek and tightening his hold on your hand.

"You wanna go home and watch some movies at my place?"

"Hell yeah. This place is frickin' boring."

♡Soldier♡

• I know soldier is dense and all, but I can't really see him to be dense towards flirting.

• so you probably don't need to be jealous? Because the moment another person goes up to him to flirt with him he will get very angry.

• "ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM TAKEN BY A VERY LOVELY PERSON! AND I AM NOT LOOKING TO BE WITH ANYBODY ELSE OTHER THAN THEM! DO NOT BOTHER ME AGAIN, OR I WILL MAKE YOU GO THROUGH HELL!"

• so..no he's not really someone you need to be jealous of. But, if there were to be a scenario where someone was going over his head and you got jealous, I think he'd find your jealousy quite...attractive?

• he's always been the rough and leader type, so when you take initiative by talking to him later alone about how you felt so aggravated by the person who was flirting with him and how you felt upset, he felt bad but also kind of think its sweet.

of course he will tell you that he belongs to you and only you, going as far as creating you a fake certificate that says your his and he's yours. (it's so sweet) but he will also tell you how cute you are when your jealous. He loves that possessiveness to you!

• I can't say much about jealousy when it comes to the either of you, he doesn't get jealous often.

♡Pyro♡

• he doesn't see the signs of the flirting. because like...boy has major self esteem issues and is taking any form of flirting as a sign of friendship, its a sad way to think but it's also because of the fact he wouldn't think anyone would flirt with him now that he's taken.

• so when he notices you gripping the cups your holding and having a slight frown to your face, he instantly gets worried and ignores the person entirely. He's very attentive to small details, so he knows somethings up.

"Mmhud hhuuhhdhmmahd? Mmhhud hhuuh mmhhuhahh?" (What happened? Are you okay?)

"Yeah-sorry I just...I don't know. That person's flirting with you, ya know?"

"HUUH." (OH.)

he deadass didn't know LMFAOOO like yeah like I said, good at reading tones but he genuinely didn't have any interest in the person so he didn't pay much attention.

"It's silly but...I don't know-forget it. Here, I got us our drinks."

"Hhhuhhh..mmmhuhda." (Oh..okay.)

For the rest of the party he notices your mood has changed from the happy go lucky one before, so when the party gets quiet he leads you over and sits with you outside.

He asks whats wrong and he frowns when he realises that you were upset because you thought he'd leave you for said person. He gives you a tight hug, and pats your back.

"Hhuhda, Hhuhd mmhuhhda mmmhff mmhuhh mmhhuhd huuhm huuud huuhch."

(Y/N, I'd never leave you for some side bitch.)

That made you chuckle a bit, he continued on explaining about how much you mean to him. It was...tooth rottening shit, I'm talking the shit you cry at from Disney movies.

He's honestly confused on why you'd be jealous because in reality HES SCARED of you leaving him. He's never felt such a connection with someone so understanding and sweet like you, it honestly hurts him that you'd even think this way and it stings even more that you don't realise how your perfect for him.

You two go home early and just spend the night cuddling, he let's you talk more about it and that night you two learn more about yourselves.

♡Demoman♡

• this man is not dense. just like soldier, he knows when someone is tryna get with him.

• so I genuinely don't know any scenarios where you'd be jealous because...this man clings onto you like a fucking KOALA.

• he's the one taking the drinks for you, actually.

• I genuinely cannot see you ever needing to be jealous over him, as hard as I try to write nothing comes up in my head LMFAOOO

• he's not easily jealous either, so yall don't really need to worry about anything.

• if someone tries to ask him out, he'd just sling his arm over your shoulder while he talks to them about another topic. Giving them a smug look and even kissing you on the cheek when you have to go and get something.

♡Heavy♡

• When he notices how quiet you get when this random lady in front of the both of you starts flirting and egging him on, he immediately just shuts her up.

• He politely tells her that he is happily taken, holding your hand and asking her to respect that. If she understands and backs away it's fine, but if she starts to side eye you...hold him down cause he'll beat her ass.

• "Are you okay, lisichka?"

"I guess."

He doesn't know why your being quiet, and instead feels like he's the one to blame...like he did something wrong. He's a mature man, so he wouldn't beat around the bush about it.

"Please be honest with me, did I do something Y/N?"

"Oh-no no sorry...its just-" You sigh "I don't know, I sometimes wonder why your with me. Like...you could do better. You know?"

He let's you vent to him for a bit but truth be told he can't help but shake his head in disagreement and grip your hand when he does.

"You are the most wonderful person I have ever met. No words can describe how much I care for you, moya lyubov. Whatever it is you are thinking, I am sorry. But I love you, and not anybody else. If there is person who make you feel like this, I will crush their tiny head. Da?"

"...yea. I... thanks babe."

"Of course. Do not worry, Heavy will never leave your side, lisichka."

• he holds your hand the entire night and glares at anybody who even tries to get close to you, or him.

♡Engineer♡

• like demo, he's not dense in any sense. But I have a feeling for some reason, he'd like to see you jealous. In fact, he'd find it quite cute.

• but at this moment he was enjoying himself too much to realise that the person who was listening to him ramble was actually trying to flirt with him.

• it was a junior engineer, you saw how he smiled at them and something in you sortve broke. They looked so calm, collected, and smart. Honestly speaking, you don't understand much of what Engie usually talks about but you still like hearing about it. But seeing someone who does know, with their stupidly good hair and stupidly attractive self...that made you feel a bit upset.

• Engie had noticed you coming back with the drinks, having that same usual soft smile on his face when he greets you. But he can tell by your strained smile that something is bothering you, how you lightly grip the glass in your hands, he can tell you know, he's not dumb.

It clicks in his head, he takes the drink from you and excuses himself from the junior engineer, asking you if you want to be somewhere quieter. You agree, letting him take the both of you outside.

• "Sugar, are you alright?"

He doesn't even waste time, because he knows you. He knows how easily you downgrade yourself in the face of other people, he knows. You don't say it, but he's been with you long enough to understand what those hating glances you throw at yourself in the mirror mean.

"I...man."

The both if you sit in silence for a bit.

"You don't hafta tell me if ya don't wanna honey bee, I'm not forcin you to."

"Yeah...I'm-I just...I guess I feel a bit weird? I don't know how to explain it. Like, the person you talked to...they were so smart. So...soft spoken, so dignified...It makes me wonder why be with me when you have people like that approaching you."

He frowns, you look away but he keeps that worried stare on you.

"Like-why me? I'm such a dork and there's so much people out there who are better compared to me. I'm just some pathetic person you just so happened to meet."

"Hey-no, don't you dare say that about yourself."

Your attention is back on him now, his face is stern.

"Darlin' you are the sweetest and kindest soul I have ever laid my eyes on. You are perfect in every single aspect, and I could give less of a damn to the people around me. You got that?"

• His tone gets a bit rough, but he means well. You know he does, he always does. You can't help the tears that start to form in your eyes, he quickly notices and wipes them away, cupping your cheek and giving you a caring smile.

"Dontcha ever worry about that ever again alright? I love you, so so much. Nothing anyone says or do will ever change how I think about you. You are perfect."

He hugs you tightly, rubbing circles on your back as he let's you cry.

brb gonna sob I wish he was real

♡Medic♡

• I don't think medic would be the type to like social gatherings (unless its a topic he likes), so he tends to be at quieter places. While your out getting drinks, he sits by a quiet part of the room by himself, waiting for you patiently.

• a girl sits by him, giving him a smile. He returns one too, to be polite of course.

"You come here often?"

Oh boy. Not this.

He didn't wanna be here in the first place and now he has to TALK to people? Cmon Y/N where are you.

"No! Zhis is a social gathering...and it is my first time being here."

"Ah, it's my first time too. My names Angela, you?"

"My coworkers call me Medic."

"Pleasure to meet you Medic."

The convo just goes on, but honestly medic isn't even paying attention at this point. He just wants OUT of this conversation.

• When he sees you back with the drinks in your hand he instantly lights up, getting up from the chair and going to greet you.

"There you are! Sorry it took a while, the ball room is CROWDED."

"Ah, it is alright mein liebe. Now, let's go."

"HUH? Go where?"

He doesn't even say anything else and just walks away with you outside, not even giving you a chance to look at Angela's pissed off face.

• when you both are finally alone, he sighs and chugs the glass of champagne you got him.

"Woahhh there buddy, slow down."

"Zhat was HORRIBLE. Zhe woman I was talking to was so incredibly boring, she went on and ooonnnnn about how she's making a new...'makeup line' the ingredients she told me about are NOT skin friendly. It honestly bothers me how so many morons are at zhis gathering."

He just goes on and on, you have to stop him from breaking the glass of champagne from how much he's gripping it.

"Woah okay okay-lets just go home okay? The people here are kinda annoying. One guy kept on trying to ask for my number even though I told him I was taken."

He stops

"Oh really? And, where is this gentleman?"

"...nevermind. forget I said anything."

"No no, tell me. I just want to meet them."

"Yeah let's get back. It's late."

♡Sniper♡

• nope. no.

• he sees someone walking up to him? Automatically just runs away.

• he is also clinging onto you the entire time, or staying outside to wait for you. No fucking way is he having HUMAN CONVERSATIONS. FUCK THAT SHIT.

• yeah, sorry. He'd probably get jealous of you pretty easily though!

♡Spy♡

• oh now this is interesting.

• this mf would ACTIVELY make you jealous. Like the asshole he is.

• now sadly, this asshole is being a bigger asshole than usual, because he doesn't take into consideration that you are insecure.

• so when he sees you having tears in your eyes, gripping the glasses and having a slight frown when he's jokingly flirting with another person, automatically just drops everything.

• he grabs you by the waist and kisses you, wiping your tears away and cupping your cheek.

"I'm so sorry mon couer, it seems I have went over line. I would never love anyone else, it was merely a terrible joke." He will literally just take you out that night and make out with you. Buying you gifts and taking you to cafes, and repeatedly apologising whenever you think about it.

He doesn't quite understand why your insecure, but he will listen to your rants anyways.

"Ma belle, you are as radiant as the sun, as sweet as sugar, and as delightful as the night sky. I would not trade you for anything or anyone. Nothing can ever separate us, because I have fallen for you. I am forever yours, and you are mine."

corny ahh mf (I want him inside of me)

hi!!

I'm so sorry for...not writing for like a month or more HAHHAHAHAHAHHA shit has been so rough lately. Anyways WOO I'm writing again.

[rodolfoparras]

MR ALEC I WENT TO PRIDE TODAY!! IT WAS SO FUN AND I GOT TO HIGH FIVE A BUNCH OF FURRIES AND A PARTICULARLY SEXY PUP PLAYER!!!

However, I was screaming and honking my trumpet too much so now my throat really hurts like a bruise. I knew my throat would be bruised one day but I expected someone else to bruise it

-🦓

SUGAR IT SOUNDS LIKE UOU HAD SUCH A FUN DAY IM SO HAPPY FOR YIU!!!! I just know it felt like one of those days where you go the beach swim all day then get home and pass out as soon as your head hits the pillow

Also regarding your throat please make sure to rest it well and take some remedies because if you don’t treat it it’ll result in even greater pain and that’s no fun😭

ALSO THE LASY PART HELLO4!4!3 AHSHSHDHS but also very much me every day my body is aching but it’s unfortunately not from breeding an old man but instead from work and life 😔

[derbederim]

post atmak için arkadaştan foto araklayıp geldim.. çok keyifli bi gündü, zeki abim arada durup bi nolucak bu Beşiktaşın hali diyince herkes patladı, standupçılığa özeniyorum malum enflasyon da diyor ahshshdh yicem, çok mütevazı, çok içten ve samimi bir adam. çok ünlü bi italyan yönetmen için şey diyor, "geçen istanbul film festivalinde gördüm yavşağı, çok da kıl bi herif zaten" ahshahdhs birileri Samsun'dan geldik sizin için diyor, adam kendini öyle dümdüz bi insan olarak tanımlıyor ki utandı hayda niye öyle bi şey yaptınız ki, neyse olmuş olan diyor sbdhshfh filmlerini nasıl yazdığından ve nelerden beslendiğinden, birkaç anısından falan da bahsetti mest oldum dinlerken. bir de şey çok hoşuma gitti, çok samimi bir insan olmasının yanında bana film yönetmeniyim diye teknik şeyler sormayın, gece yalnızken kafanızı ne kurcalıyorsa, toplumda dışlanmaktan korkup içinize sindirdiğiniz tüm o kötücül düşüncelerin açtığı soruları yöneltin diyor. bayıldım başlarkenki bu tavrına. bir de utanç duygusunun üzerinde çok durduğunu fark ettim. kendine karşı dürüstçe sorguya girdiğinde utandığın ve kaçmaya çalıştığın şeyler tam da seni üretime sokan şeyler dedi de, durdum bi harbiden ulan dedim. kendi işlerime baktım, cidden öyle. büyük adamsın zeki abi..

[arminsumi]

IM SORRY BUT IM INLOVE WITH THE "i wanna kiss you" series LIKE IM LITERALLY COPY PASTING IT IN MY NOTES SO I COULD REREAD IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHEN IM OFFLINE AHSHSHDH ITS SO WELL WRITTEN AND TOOTH ROOTING SWEET TQ FOR MAKING IT AJHAHSKS

aaa thank u so much i'm so flattered idk what to say!! u are so very kind

[endenope]

YHAT CONSECRATED BEAST IDEA, HOLD IT, HOLD IT FOR DEAR LIFE PIN IT TO THE WALL WITH A NAIL let the monsterfucker inside you free, PLEASE

even if its not now(please take your time dont feel rushed🙏🏻🙏🏻💚) i will be waiting for that day like a woman from the 40s waiting for her husband at war clutching her locket close to her heart <3

u dont have to wait long bc im already on it AHSHSHDH i think im turning kaveh into his own version tho and not stick completely to the fanged beast 🤭 if theres smth anyone want on him lmk before i finalize it !

[ravenous-feast-of-love]

@an-autistic-aphrodite

My alternate account, for those who’d like to see the embarrassing, silly side of me.

And to my bunny, who likes everything in lightning speed

I AM FOCUSED OKAY IM DOING MY WORK RN EVEN TRUST AHSHSHDHS >:(( /lh

[fitzrove]

Ahshshdh noooo