#aisling talks

[gobnaits]

Is this anything?

I feel like it might be?

[sam-the-pancake]

We've reached a new layer of not respecting mobility aid users/not seeing us as people.

Today in my class I was using my wheelchair and going towards someone to ask a question. They jumped up and grabbed someone else's cane from "in my way" and began to move it. I said no it's ok, and they said something like don't worry I'll put it back. I said no again and they returned it to where it was. I asked my question and went back to my spot. The person who's cane it was was sitting right there. They could have moved it if they thought it was in my way or if I asked them to.

A minute later I heard the cane fall over. It hadn't fallen before that but of course the abled person who moved it didn't know how to balance it properly.

Don't touch people's aids. Both myself and the other disabled person were able to handle the situation if necessary, but it didn't need to be handled because there wasn't a problem.

[housecow]

thinking about how i can’t even cross my arms normally anymore because of how big both my chest and arms are getting

[theamazingian]

Hershey has been slapping the Reese’s branding on too many things! There’s confusion in the checkout line!

So great news, my family and I ranked all these Reese’s so you’ll never be stumped again!

THE MUTCHLER RANKING

1. Reese’s w/Reese’s Pieces

2. Reese’s w/Reese’s Puffs

3. Reese’s

4. Reese’s Crispy Crunch

5. Reese’s Pretzels

6. Reese’s Caramel

7. Reese’s Potato Chip

8. Reese’s Snack Cake

If there’s one thing to take away from this, avoid the Snack Cake at all costs

[finelythreadedsky]

in the production of ajax that exists in my head, when athena brings ajax out of his tent in the prologue she makes odysseus go sit in the audience to see him without being seen by him

[gleesonarchive]

NEW • Aisling Bea accidentally sent her packages over to Domhnall's address! 🤣

"It fit me so well!" Domhnall jokes.

📷 The Late, Late Show (09.02.2024)

[an-amber-in-the-ashes]

Keep thinking about that time when Jem threw the last of his yin fen into a fireplace and Will plunged his bare hands into the fire to save it

[theotherendcomics]

Hubba hubba 

[peach-pot]

radical new ideas for grocery store organization:

everything sorted by state of matter. liquids in the left most aisles, solids in the right. goops somewhere in the middle.

each aisle only has one color of food.

most purchased to least purchased. left most aisles are gonna get crowded, fights will break out.

one aisle with all the stuff I need, every other aisle is random. fuck everyone who isn’t me.

alternatively, one thing I need in every aisle, and it’s randomly hidden. I do get clues though. so like a fun scavenger hunt, but only for me.

[agnesandhilda]

saw someone in the main blue lock tag saying that the many many parallels between kaiser and isagi as characters and their backgrounds are sad actually and make it harder to ship them, but little do they know I'm into that shit

[pinkmirth]

i ran into my ex at the store today and he payed for all of my fucking groceries . . . i will never be the same

[samrut]

Tolys is the type of man that gets excited when a new scent of dish soap drops.

[spacepunksupreme]

Passed by a middle-aged man in the grocery store just now who was playing Shape of My Heart by Sting aloud out of his apple watch, I was also listening to this exact song on my earbuds like a minute ahead of him, so I stopped and was like “omg are you listening to Sting right now? I’m listening to that exact same song right now too :D I love Sting he’s like my favorite.”

Mistake; this man looked down at me with the most awe-struck, love-filled eyes Ive ever seen, introduced himself to me, asked me what my name was (I told him my name was Adam. Second mistake because he said “Wow! That’s so unique of you, I love that, you seem so special”) and started trying to tell me other things about himself/ ask me questions about myself and I had to just be like “haha cool” and speed-walk away.

I can only assume this man has been playing Sting out loud in grocery stores just waiting for his weird girl sugar baby soulmate to recognize Sting and talk to him or something. I believe she’s out there, John. But I’m not her. I’m sorry, John, keep looking for her in the grocery store. Lmao

[queenaeducan]

I made a mistake and sat down a minute too long

[charzoi]

I love working at petsmart because I get to deny shitty people animal sales like no bitch I will not let you buy the prettiest male betta we have just so you can let him rot in a less than 1 gal bowl for the rest of his life with no heater or filter. no I don’t care if you’ve had other bettas in bowls before and they were “just fine”. I am going to lock you in a closet

[greypetrel]

15 Lines of Dialogue

Rules: Share 15 or fewer lines of dialogue from an OC, ideally lines that capture the character/personality/vibe of the OC. Bonus points for just using the dialogue without other details about the scene, but you're free to include those as well!

Tagged by @shivunin, thank you so much Mo! It's been so fun. Also a nightmare because I chose Aisling and my goodness someone make her shut up please. Referenced from Monster Fic (which is still getting views?? :"D Welp.), This one Radha fic , this prompt . Five minutes of silence for the one poop line that didn't make it to the final cut of this meme. Always remembered.

🦄✨ Aisling Lavellan ✨🦄

"We look like a swan and the ugly chick of a cuckoo.”

“I do. He’s just been mistreated. The Idiot started training him as a war horse, but it didn’t go well. He’s been beaten and whipped and given little food for too long, and relegated to do the work horse when he’s not. He just needs to learn that people can be trusted again, but he’ll be stronger and swifter than all the others, I’m sure.”

“Hey, I’m trying to stay in the role. I was told I’m a religious figure and I should behave! You’re ruining the mood, people need to think I’m the Herald of Andraste for real and that you can’t laugh! Stop, or I’ll have to sing a very lewd drinking song, you’ll laugh loudly, and they’ll all know!”

“I am aware I must sound like a child. But I believe people are good, deep down. And that everyone deserves a second chance.”

“In the case I’ll tragically fall to my death on horseback, I’ll leave a note to allow you to talk to my funeral and tell everyone that you told me so, is it all right?”

“The bad and the good, Cole. The good is better if there’s bad, like when it stops raining and the sun shines again, or when springs melts the snow and the flowers grow. But, humans can’t choose one, you know it. There must be snow and rain and thunder to make the flowers grow. I’m fine, don’t look at me. What do you want to do?”

“Honestly, I think all the time that you would have made a way better job as Inquisitor, if I hadn’t convinced the Keeper to send me and not you. You would have done a better job as First than I ever did, if… And I’m… I’m trying to prove that it’s not so, that I can be good too. Been doing it all my life, honestly.”

“Mh. I’m not really sure. Care to try again? For science?”

“You wished for a Cinderella, your Grace, but I am a bad one. You would know if you ever had paid more attention to anyone that’s not yourself.”

“But then, even if I feel nauseous and I hate everything and I would beg you to just take the title from me, I can’t take it, it’s too much and I’m just me… Then I remember that if I had run, I’d never met any of you, and you’ve all become family, and… And I do believe that we’re doing something good to the world. And that’s… That’s enough when the walls seems to loom upon me and I think that I can’t shoulder another impossible decision that shouldn’t be mine to take.”

“What if you explain and nothing changes? I know about loneliness, and of thinking you don’t deserve the love you get. You don’t have to face it alone.”

“I know. But I can still do some good, and the important people will remember me. I don’t care for the rest.”

“I’ve been alone ever since people started calling me the Herald of fucking Andraste, but I guess you wouldn’t understand being imposed by others a part that means nothing to you and you hate, right, Blackwall?”

“But if thinking he deserves another chance makes me a traitor, than be it. He’s more powerful than any of you realize. If you really think that hate and open hostility will ultimately save us all, I am glad to call myself a traitor and die as one.”

“No. You will let me finish. I know my shit, I am good at it, I am happy that you worry and care for me, really! I am and thank you for it, but this is getting ridiculous and I’m only doing worse because I’m stressed about you not trusting that I am competent and constantly watching me like… Like… Like a fucking vulture!”

Special mentions:

"Bad horsey!"

“Hey! I also have good days!”

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