Thinking about Weird Barbie and how she's the very obviously queer outsider of the Barbie world, she straddles the lines between Barbie and the Real World. She's the most aware of the performative nature of it all. She supports Barbie while also gently mocking her panic at losing the hyperfeminine perfection. Her weird house is also home to the discontinued reject weird Barbies, the outcasts (including very gay earring Ken) who never fell into either the original matriarchy or the Kentriarchy brainwashing.
The other more classically heteronormative and beautiful Barbies both pity and fear her, and at first the narrative pities her as well. She's the vessel of girls going weird and crazy and feral on their dolls and that's amazing. Weird Barbie is aware of who she is and how the world sees her and she loves it. She's Weird Barbie and She Owns It.
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Happy birthday!
I couldn’t quite figure out a gift in time. So take these *cats meowing* they’ve been severed from me.
These are my most trusted possessions- Or they were.
My little light bulbs.
It was decided that I wouldn’t have them anymore.
So I guess you can have them!
Happy birthday! My mascara is running. I have to go.
Goodbye everyone! Thank you!
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Happy birthday, you bitch.
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There are noises.
Wear headphones, not because it is suggestive, but so that no one judges you.
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Happy birthday, Miku! -From your friend, Gabriel.
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wait odysseus is suicidal wait he was really gonna end his life the way he ended the infant’s wait the only people who’ve called him ody are those who hurt him badly/betrayed him wait “let me close my eyes” parallels penelope and telemachus begging him to “keep your eyes open” wait wait calypso was trying to talk him down and “stay in my open arms” unintentionally triggered the memories/hauntings of polites, eurylochus, his mom, etc wait wait athena held baby telemachus wait wait athena is dead?? wait wait wait
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headcanon boba has decided din is his New Baby Brother, except he has zero frame of reference for appropriate behavior of people with a number of siblings between none and three million. din comes back from vacation and discovers that boba has been committing Casual Identity Theft via completing bounties in din's name
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finally. the chimera baby super form
due to her particularly strong chaos powers, mira can obtain a mini super form with less than 7 emeralds. depending upon the number of emeralds, her appearance and personality can change quite drastically. this is her with either five or six.
obligatory poll link
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Being on the run does that to a mofo.
Inspired by @djsherriff-responses 's excellent point about Rayman being blonder than his previous iterations and making him more white passing.
So what if, he is ALSO a red head in this version and was obligated bleach his hair, to be more 'acceptable' for EDEN's propaganda before he defected .
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