#albedo ask

[diz-eaze]

omg another yandere albedo lover…. i could cry of happiness

pls pls what about being exes w albedo (modern/roomie w scara au or normal) but ofc he’s obsessed with you and is doing whatever he can to get you back

; yandere themes, modern au, not proofread, this strayed a bit from what you asked anon, but he's still an obsessive ex at the end of the day <3.

when the illustrious prodigy albedo gets into a relationship, words spread through the grapevine in the form of hushed gossip. knowledge and phrases are exchanged in the campus halls, hands hovering over their mouths as if sharing something forbidden. the college forums are filled with students inquiring about his whereabouts, waiting for the confirmation that he is indeed off the market.

the campus is set ablaze with the hottest gossip of the year, even teachers are perking their ears for any new information scoured by the investigative ones. it's as if the lectures are put on-hold, everyone sucking in their breaths with tense shoulders - waiting for anything to come through.

an hour later, an anonymous user uploads a photo to the college's forum site. the photo taker is hiding behind a concrete wall, and the quality could definitely be better but it's enough for everyone to audibly gasp over it.

the photo depicts albedo holding hands with (y/n), a humanities major. they're behind a building on campus, probably hiding from probing eyes. yet the attempt is futile, considering they got caught on camera in the end. it's all the confirmation they needed.

for the following months, their relationship was the only thing everyone could talk about.

it seemed outlandish; the idea of albedo, stoic and emotionless in the eyes of the general public, to be in a relationship with a humanities major, no less. whenever albedo walks through the halls, he's often slapped on the back with a congratulations from men he doesn't even bother remembering the faces of. each professor he talks to even shakes his hand in acknowledgement.

a professor whom he even considered to be his aunt, alice, gave him gifts (extra allowance and a box of condoms) when she saw him during her free period. when his eyes widened at the outrageous quantity of condoms, his aunt only giggled and waved him off.

"i do hope you introduce them to us in the next hexenzirkel meeting, I'm sure your aunt barbie would simply adore them!" as she walks away from him, albedo catches glimpses of her wistful mumbling; something about him already growing up and being lovesick.

albedo frowns, his grip tightens, and the force exerted causes the thin cardboard box to slightly crumble. was it really so far-fetched for someone like him to fall in love?

his reputation as a young genius seemed to have painted an image of a ruthless and loveless man in everyone's point of view. sure, he always prioritized his research before any party thrown and he always aimed to pass his work as early as possible... but that's just how he is.

being a biochemistry major doesn't forbid him from finding love.

he sighs and fishes his phone out of his lab coat's pocket.

albebe: i miss you already.

if nothing else, albedo is comforted by the thought that only you know the true him that's hidden beneath several layers of cool nonchalance. no one else. not even klee, aunt alice or his mother rhinedottir.

his phone gives a ping, indicating you replied to him.

(Y/N) <3: i'm at the campus library, saved a seat for you ! 💖

the heart emoji causes his heart to lurch.

and when albedo closes his eyes, he imagines you and him in a distant future.

people expected albedo's relationship with you to last until the end of life itself. it was clear that what you had with him was no fling - it was as serious it can be. people have even started dubbing you two as the college lovebirds behind your backs.

yet surprisingly, it's you who ended things with him, and no one knows why.

you broke things off two months before your first-year anniversary with him. haypasia heard it from sethos, who heard it from wanderer, who heard it from faruzan, who heard it from kaveh, who heard it from sucrose, who heard it from timaeus, who heard it from-

well... point is, everyone has heard it, one way or another. the primary source is now lost to the sea of common knowledge. the halls buzz with speculations for the first few days, but just like any other hot topic, it eventually burns out into mere embers as time progresses.

besides, it seems like the two of you are doing fine on your own; there is no sign of heartbreak to be found in either face. albedo still submits his work alarmingly early, his lab work is still top notch, and his life is... good. you're still the chosen representative to speak at college events, you always come out on top of debates as usual, and your giant circle of friends still keeps expanding.

your relationship with each other is brushed off as something not meant to be. a simple blunder. it's not like relationships in college are a guarantee that one will marry that person. there's still plenty of opportunities to meet other people in the future.

with thesis season around the corner, the topic of you and albedo is put on a backburner.

but humans are not omniscient; they don't know the thoughts that plague albedo's mind, the sheer longing his body holds for you. of how his hands shake from how long it's been since he last held yours.

they don't know the way albedo looks on in the audience during his research symposiums, looking for a hint of you; they don't know that the absence of you leaves a burning hole in his chest.

in hindsight, they know nothing.

unknown: i miss you.

this is the third unknown number that texted you this week alone, fifty-sixth overall. and it doesn't need critical thinking to deduce who's behind these texts. with a heavy sigh, your fingers glide across your phone's keyboard as you curtly reply to him.

(y/n): leave me alone, albedo.

you don't bother with what his response would be, because you've already blocked the number. but you know there'll be another text in a couple of days, and a few more after that. it's routine at this point, yet you don't have the strength to confront him about it in real life. seeing him in person would just mean that you waltzed right into the palm of his awaiting hand.

still, you want it all to stop.

you bite your lip in frustration, staring up at your ceiling dotted with glow-in-the-dark stars, all of which were placed by albedo himself. the memory of it makes you frown.

at one point in time, you truly did love albedo.

you had met him through your mutual friends, sucrose and timaeus, and things kicked off from there. falling in love with him was easy, despite your initial withdrawal due to his stoic and clinical way of speaking. but through shared conversations, you find that there was so much more to him than that.

but feelings are fickle, and when you find out his phone's lock screen was a photo of you sleeping that you don't remember taking, the red alarm starts blaring inside your head. to other people, it's easy to brush the photo off as a lapse in memory, but you know yourself.

and you know that you've never invited albedo into your room until six months into your relationship, the same day when he decorated your ceiling with the glow-in-the-dark star stickers he got from klee. yet the angle taken from his phone's lock screen allowed you to see a good portion of your ceiling.

it didn't have any glow-in-the-dark stars.

and the angle made it apparent that the photo taker must have been hiding beneath your bed, just waiting for the opportune time until you fell asleep.

the recollection causes shivers to rake through your body, and you're left hugging your pillow in hopes that your new door lock is enough to keep him out of your dorm.

you squeeze your eyes shut, forcing yourself to fall into slumber.

life will be better tomorrow.

your chest falls and rises in a gentle rhythm, and your dorm falls into silence. sleep has enveloped you thirty minutes ago.

from beneath your bed, a gentle thump breaks the tranquility. the sound of elbows scraping against the wooden floor is made apparent as a figure crawls out, not much different from the monsters told in children's fairytales.

albedo brushes strands of his messy hair away from his face. he moves to stand up and he takes out his phone, finger hovering over the camera app. his slip-up has caused him to lose you, and he berates himself every day for being too careless.

had he been more cautious, then he'd still be holding you between his arms right this moment.

he sighs, steadying his phone to take pictures of you once more. the flash is off, and his phone is set to silent to avoid waking you up.

still, a genius like him has never retreated to defeat when faced with adversities. you may be a humanities major, but albedo's intellect allows him to quickly learn and understand concepts outside of his field.

in all due time, he comforts himself.

in all due time, he'll have you once again.

the unknown numbers are only a speck of what he's willing to do to get you back.

when he finishes his photoshoot, albedo leans down to give you a forehead kiss, bidding you sweet dreams as farewell.

[gothic-btch]

Kaeya tries too hard with getting Albedo to like him, overly flirting, touching, seeking him out, obsessing over him and trying to always be around him

Albedo tries hard to distance himself from Kaeya bc he doesn't know what the hell this feeling inside of him is but he's pretty sure literal butterflies have found their way into his stomach to torture him and somehow Kaeya's the one who did it to him

Diluc is pissed bc he thinks that Albedo is leading his brother on, and who does he think he is? So like the good big brother he is he goes to give Albedo the shovel talk and Albedo is all like "what's a crush" and Diluc realizes that he isn't a jerk, just dumb

Kaeya ends up giving up bc he's like, Albedo clearly doesn't like me, I don't wanna harass this dude plus I look desperate.

Diluc helps Albedo start reciprocating Kaeya's feelings, then they realize that he gave up so now they need a new plan. Except Diluc doesn't talk to his brother so he tries to hangout with him to get to know him better and Kaeya's all suspicious

Kaeya thinks that Albedo and Diluc have joined forces bc they both hate him and now feels super shitty and sad about it. Every time the two try to interact with him he thinks it's a plan to humiliate or hurt him and gets super depressed

Albedo and Diluc don't understand what they're doing wrong and amp it up 10× (now also trying to get Diluc and Kae to fix their relationship) and they just make everything worse

Klee is basically the go to vent person in all of this (not venting all their feelings ofc, but Klee is super helpful regardless) and through the power of Klee everything ends up perfect in the end

Diluc and Kaeya are brothers again, Kaeya and Albedo are dating, and Diluc and Albedo each earned a new friend

[datwafflesartblog]

mom says it's my turn with the mini durin design

I like to think that the mond crew will help him make an outfit tailored for him and he'd want to dress like the people that took care of him

[arisewanekosuki]

Hii I Hope you’re doing well! Can I request for a TLH and the user,despite being energetic,always laughs and smiles once she rests and acts calm,her face is really sad and in her thoughts but when someone ask her about that she just smiles and brush it away.

Of course if you’re busy or don’t want to do it,it’s perfectly fine you have to take care of you! Love🫶

Anyone who meet you for first time have an impression that you're cheerful, full of energy person. But after spending more time with you they started to notice that whether you are standing away from people your smile tends to vanish, your mind tormented by some troubles.

Whenever they ask you if you're alright you would smile and respond that you're fine. They respect that you're not ready to talk to them about your troubles so they won't press. They won't hide they are sad that you don't want to share your burdens, but give them a second and then they will suggest if you want to do something fun together. Aether, Chongyun, Bennett, Thoma, Gorou, Ororon, Baizhu, Kaveh

When they notice your sadness they won't ask you about it, it's not like they don't care about you, they will still be by your side if you need to talk to someone. They would do their own thing while being close to you. If you wish to talk to them they will immediately stop and put their whole attention to you. Alhaitham, Freminet, Razor, Diluc, Albedo, Dainsleif, Wanderer, Xiao, Mika, Kazuha, Wriothesley, Tighnari, Zhongli, Kinich, Neuvillette

They won't ask but immediately try to do something to make you laugh or at least smile. They want to see you genuinely happy and do everything to bring that smile on your face again. Of course if you're willing to tell them they will listen to your troubles too. Itto, Childe, Cyno, Venti, Lyney, GaMing, Heizou, Sethos, Kaeya, Ayato, Xingqiu

You're always there for them, always willing to listen and if you can you will share some resolution or just comfort them. So they wonder why you don't let them do the same for you?

[thatgirlyourejected]

SO about the sagau do they ever notice the creator/"imposter" coming back over and over and over again? (could i be 🌸 anon btw)

Sagau au part 2

Pt. 1 Pt. 3 Pt. 3.5

Oh they do notice, but to them you are an abomination, a mockery of their beloved god, who for all they care clawed their way out of the abyss, and just won’t stay dead. They are blinded by their devotion, to a sinister degree. To them their god is untouchable, so sacred that there is no possibility they would leave their throne, and grace their filthy souls with your pure presence. It’s an unfathomable possibility.

It is funny how blinded they are, that it truly does make them filthy souls, as each kill their own creator.

You do have those whom pity you; Childe, Albedo, and Traveler.

[sshiostwordblog]

Very important ask for the resident Albedo lover. Do you have any tickle hcs that you really really love for him? :3

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO I GET TO RANT ABOUT ALBEDO TICKLE HEADCANONS OMG you made me the happiest just by asking this and now you've triggered my yap fest. THANK YOU VEE. IM SO HAPPY

Look at that pretty face. I was itching to mention some headcanons I have of him and now you gave me the chance heueheuheh

As a lee first and mostly because I love him as a lee:

This is a collective thing we've all agreed on when it comes to him right?? Neck: Ticklish. Especially that little birthmark. It has been mentioned quite often but PLEASE some nuzzles there and he's all giggly (tickles or kisses around his ears would get him giggling softly too).

Breathy giggles. My favorite of them all. There's plenty of clips of his ENG VA giggling and they're just everything to me, I'd like to think he also giggles like that.

When it comes to reactions, I feel like if you get a bad spot he wheezes and then quietly hiccups. (There are plenty of clips to back it up).

I have one thing to say. He also wears gloves to cover those pale hands and rarely takes them off. TICKLISH. PALMS. A few kisses there and he's giggling quietly.

If you're a very close friend or more, he would let you tickle him just to indulge you or because he doesn't mind, even if he doesn't explicitly show it. We've seen how capable he is: if he wanted to stop you, he totally could...

Buuuut he wouldn't even really say "stop". He would maybe say "wait" or come up with excuses through his breathy giggles, claiming he has more important matters to take care of; but not really drawing a firm line to stop the shenanigans. Both because he's too kind for that and because the attention is unfamiliar to him... so he just lets it happen.

If it's a person not-so-close to him he wouldn't let it slide and kindly ask to stop, yes. He's pretty reserved after all.

He cannot take baby talk. He's usually so calm and collected, so serious about his tasks. I feel like a little bit of sweet talk with tickles would get him all bashful and blushy.

Lastly, as a ler:

There isn't much to say about this at all because it's so very obvious. He's very curious when something catches his attention, he'd over-analyze your reactions. "Ah, where does it tickle more? Hmm, interesting..." we all can tell and picture how he would be like. Studying you.

I don't think he'd be ruthless, rather thoroughly amused and careful not to push it. He's so calculating and careful after all. Overall he's unbelievably sweet and there's already another tk drawing of him in process,,, (bevause I love him yes thank you)

[zarpasuave]

Its hinted Scaramouche/wanderer is made from leyline wood, so could albedo technically grow flowers from him? Because the art of Khemia allows one to create things like plants, and this probably includes leyline plants.

☂️🌼YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVED THIS

So much it put me out of my comic-making slump🫢

I got a bit carried away at the end w the Alchemy mumbo-jumbo heh apologies

THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST

[asklostcelestia]

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[staarriezz]

intro post! 💉⸝⸝ ꒱꒱

haiii my name is star! :3 i ammmm 19, a mortuary science major, and also a funeral home associate! i luv luv luv to write, buttttt i only write genshin ficssss…

what i won’t write:

nsfw with underage characters

incest

character x character (unless it’s a ship i really like….. sorry idk i’m not good at it..)

polyamory (again nothing against it, just not good at writing it :<)

necrophilia, pedophilia, zoophilia

anything to do with scat, vomit, piss, or major pain/wounds being inflicted (ex. cutting, stabbing, ESPECIALLY breaking of bones. big no no.)

what i will write:

nsfw

sfw

fluff, angst, whatever

character x reader

scenarios/oneshots, nsfw alphabet, those kinds of things

basically anything i DIDN’T mention

who i will write for:

i’m open to write for any genshin character, playable or not! including all the fatui. I LOOOOVE writing for dottore, wriothesley, and capitano the most…. so i’ll prolly prioritize those requests :3

soooo yah! keep in mind i have a life, i’m a college student, i work, and i’m involved in a lot of activities. so be nice about how long it takes me to write fics!! SEND ME REQUESTS PLS!

tw under the cut

i AM willing to write SOME noncon/dubcon scenarios…. it is a coping mechanism! be kind and keep in mind that everyone has their own ways of coping!! :3

[daily-scarabedo]

Hi! Scarabedo is one of my favourite ships and it's a pity it's not that popular. But we enjoy it anyway :D

So.. Can i ask a doodle of them hugging?

(Uh, I like to call them also Albemouche)

Sure!!! Have a pair o' sillies!!

[otaku553]

re: the comparison post, i feel like canon albedo is socialized enough to recognize logically how much his skills surpass those of most but is generally still very down to earth and polite about it vs baby albedo would be so unsocialized it gives me the energies of ron swanson at home depot 'i know more than you' at grown ass adults

hahaha you’re so right! I do think adult albedo is definitely better socialized than tinybedo but a lot of his behaviors read to me as erring on the side of formality and politeness. Definitely better at navigating social situations than tinybedo who hasn’t really had long to even interact with humans though

Pint sized alchemist walks up to you, an expert in your field, and tells you you’re wrong. What do you do

[diz-eaze]

Durin is our son and now we got Scara (the actual father) and albedo (the step father) who both wanna take care of Durin and be with us🤤🤤 rivalry between dad and the dad who stepped up! I want them both though 😛🙏

5.6 spoilers !!

yes yes yes !!!!! i imagine that (y/n) went with mini durin as a show of support so while everything was going down in the city, the two of them were inside that room in the knights HQ 😭😭😭 after some time, wanderer comes to mondstadt to pick durin up, already knowing that the mini dragon child had already turned human. but then he sees albedo lingering around a familiar figure (you), alongside him was a shorter person with horns and wings protruding from his body - from contextual clues alone, this must be durin's new human form. wanderer should feel happy for durin, and he was about to when his stomach twists in an uneasy sensation as he gazes upon the three of you.

from an outside lens, you, albedo, and durin look like the picture-perfect definition of a happy, domestic family. you're giggling and looking around in wonder as albedo shows durin around mondstadt city. durin is in-between your taller figures, each hand of his clinging onto both of you. and the brewing tension between you two is close to a boil, any moment now and wanderer fears that you'll kiss that genius alchemist soon. as if to rub salt into the wound, the wind picks up inside the city and albedo, ever the gentleman, gently shields both you and durin using his body from any flying objects that might come hurtling.

wanderer's eye twitches from irritation.

this is seriously pissing him off. that's his spouse (not) and child, go get your own albedo !!

[wheatcak3]

wheatcake you should draw albedo and venti being the sillies TT^TT

he's taking the sneaky peeks 👀✨ (albedo absolutely knows)

[arisewanekosuki]

Hii hope you’re doing well! Can you do one of Traveler’s little helper where the men discover that the reader had a first love that broke her heart? Take care!🫶

Hi! I'm doing fine! Thank you! ^^ ---- They will shower you in compliments, trying to take your mind from that terrible person who didn't appreciate you like everyone here does. You may expect them to cook your favorite food,bring you to some nice place or show you some tricks. They hope they will be able to help you forget about that person. Your happiness is the most important to them. Aether, Thoma, Chongyun, Bennett, Mika, Venti, Freminet, Lyney, GaMing, Razor, Gorou, Heizou, Kazuha, Sethos, Ororon, Wriothesley, Kaeya, Cyno They will eloquently insult said person. Because how dare they to break your heart?! They will state all good things about you with straight face. Albedo, Alhaitham, Tighnari, Zhongli, Diluc, Kinich, Neuvillette, Ayato , Xingqiu, Baizhu (Changsheng), Dainsleif

This person should consider themself lucky that they are not part of Teyvat. Because if they lived here the boys would make their lives miserable. Challenging them to fight, verbally insulting them or making pranks. Childe, Wanderer, Itto, Xiao

[imari4444]

(Spoilers for the live stream- kinda… you won’t know what I’m talking about)

okay okay WAIT

HEAR ME OUT-

Idea

Genshin fans… if you were in the arcane fandom earlier this year… i think we have the perfect opportunity for a joke rn…

AS A JOKE, OF COURSE HES INNOCENT! (Or is he???)

[gothic-btch]

My fav kaebedo hc is that while Kaeya is bold and Albedo kinda just does ._. the whole time, but then he accidentally does something super bold and Kaeya is a blushing mess

Extra: Albedo has an entire sketchbook dedicated to sketches of Kaeya. To him it's just anatomy drawings, to anyone else, it's not something he should keep in his work desk

Kaeya: *Casually wraps an arm around Albedo's shoulder*

Albedo: Don't you have paperwork to do?

~~

Kaeya: *Walks into Albedo's office and sits on his lap*

Albedo: ...

Kaeya: *Gently caressing his face* What? Cat got your tongue?

Albedo: Did you finish your paperwork?

~~

Kaeya: *Gently strokes Albedo's hair, staring longingly into his eyes*

Albedo: -_-

Kaeya: You can't tell me you don't feel anything right now?

Albedo: I feel like you're avoiding doing your work

~~~

Kaeya: *Waiting in Albedo's office to tease him*

Kaeya: *Goes through his sketch book to look for sketches of himself. sees nothing*

Kaeya: hmm

Kaeya: *Finds a different sketchbook hidden away in the desk*

Kaeya: What's this? Perhaps our little alchemist is naughty after all

Kaeya: *Flips through the pages*

Kaeya: ...

Kaeya: O///O

Albedo: *Appears*

Albedo: Satisfied?

Kaeya: *Stares in shock*

Kaeya: I just... didn't expect so many... intimate sketches

Kaeya: I was unaware you had such a dirty mind

Albedo: *Snatches his sketchbook back*

Albedo: Nothing of the sort, I simply enjoy practicing anatomy and you happen to be a good model for it

Kaeya: O///O

Kaeya: Well then perhaps you'd like a closer look? *smirks* For anatomy of course

Albedo: That would be wonderful thank you

Albedo: I'll drop by your home tonight, make sure your windows are closed so we don't have any unwanted onlookers

Kaeya: *In literal disbelief on what he just heard*

Albedo: Now please get out and stop avoiding your paperwork