#alberto scofano

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ROUND 3: POLL #2

Gigolas art by alba_r_art on Instagram

ROUND 3 ALL POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Legolas Greanleaf/Gimli son of Gloin:

Any knife ear who has enough taste to pick a dwarf can’t be that bad and they're both the best from their respective LOTR races

Propaganda by @bowlofstars (tags) [HERE]

Propaganda by @lotreaux (tags) and @shittierpost (screenshot reply) [HERE]

Luca Paguro/Alberto Scofano:

Propaganda by @homoqueerjewhobbit (post) [HERE]

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Welcome to the Universe of SpiderLuca !! 🕷️🐠

continue for an introduction of everyone, their story, and more!! 🫶

this is luca! aka SpiderStar-Fish 🌊🐠💫

he's based off of - and was bitten by - a spotted fishing spider! (i won't put a picture for those afraid of spiders but feel free to look them up yourself)

his lighter, land suit is based off of his human form's shirt and the daytime sky. his darker, underwater suit is based off of his seafolk form and space.

this is giulia jane! aka luca's mary jane 💖

this is alberto! aka SpiderDreamer 🌃🌟

he's based off of - and was bitten by - a striped fishing spider!

his lighter, land suit is based off of his human form's tank top and his eye color. his darker, underwater suit is based off of his seafolk form. he has a hooded suit to resemble his tall hair and to parallel spidergwen's suit. this is to hint at alberto being luca's love interest and to acknowledge the parallels in his and gwen's stories.

so...what is their story?

luca paguro was bitten by a radioactive spider when he was 13 years old, and for the past 3 years... he hasn't been up to much..like at all. luca is *very* scared of being spiderman.

not to mention, his parents have a certain idea of his future that just.. doesn't include being spiderman. so for the past 3 years, luca has actively *not* been spiderman. if someone attacks portorosso, then so be it. he pretends not to care, because it's not his fault..right?

that is, until alberto scorfano shows up one day.

alberto scofano was bitten by a radioactive spider when he was 14, and for the past 3 years he's been trying, and failing, to be the spiderman his universe needs. alberto doesn't fit in his dimension as spiderman.

that's not to say alberto isn't a good spiderman! it's just..he seems to let his personal dreams and side-adventures get in the way of the *real* problems occurring around him. but he's still a good spiderman..right?

after the death of his father, alberto decides there's nothing left for him in a universe that doesn't care about him, and creates a one-time-use-only watch that allows him to travel to any universe.

luca doesn't know what to think when he sees a hooded, masked figure swinging through the streets of portorosso. is he not spiderman afterall? did his time run out since he's been idle so long and someone else is here to replace him? no, he's definitely still spiderman.

a few days pass of luca ignoring this new spiderman. he's doing a good job at keeping the town safe, and everyone is so glad to finally have someone to protect them. luca almost gets comfortable with using his webs just for recreational fun.

but this new spiderman isn't clueless.. he's been on the lookout for this universe's spiderman since the day he got there and when he finally finds him, he realizes why portorosso has been deserted of its spiderman for so long and decides to train luca on all things spiderman.

their training sessions proved to be very successful. luca is thriving as spiderman and he and alberto are making a great team. but alberto is disintegrating. he isn't meant to be in this universe and each glitch rubs it in more.

when luca finds out about this, he panics. he needs to help him. so when the spider society contacts him to join the society and explains how he would be able to visit any dimension without glitching if he did, luca knows what needs to happen.

through much convincing - "i wouldn't be spiderman if it weren't for alberto!" - luca convinces the society to accept alberto as their newest member instead and allow him to stay primarily in luca's dimension. being a member of the spider society provides alberto with the opportunities to chase his dreams in any dimension and gives him the sense of community he's been searching for. plus, with luca being able to keep portorosso safe all by himself, alberto gets to choose when to take on his spiderman duties vs spend time on his passion projects.

other info...!

luca's gwen is his childhood best friend. both their parents always assumed they would get married and luca did too until she died in front of him. he struggled a lot with what his life would look like without her since she was a major part in what he thought his future would be.

the dimension alberto asked his watch to go to was "a universe who needs me". it wasn't just portorosso who needed him :)

giulia jane meets luca and alberto during their first training session together, she doesn't see their suits or abilities but she does hear a large "CRASH!" behind her house and hurries them inside to tend to their cuts and bruises, eventually letting them stay for dinner too

(maybe more extra info to come! if i think of smth specific to add)

[donovanoliver715]

Let’s be honest here, many of us can relate to a character who naturally has parental issues but none gets me down than following my heart. Seeing the main character relate to Princess Ariel in The Little Mermaid is so emotional at best. Inspired and dedicated by many users, here’s my cast for this Italian wonderful Pixar movie of a time about Luca. Which in this case, Elmer Cast: Flounder (Little Mermaid) as Luca Paguro Elmer (My Father’s Dragon) as Luca Paguro (Human) Nemo (Finding Nemo) as Alberto Scofano Barney Pudowski (Ron’s Gone Wrong) as Alberto Scofano (Human) Nash Durango (Star Wars: Young Jedi Adventures) as Gulia Marcovaldo Buttsquat (Camp Lakebottom) as Ercole Visconti Rainbow Fish’s Mother as Daniela Paguro Dela Elevator (My Father’s Dragon) as Daniela Paguro (Human) Rainbow Fish’s Father as Lorenzo Paguro Del (Playmobil: The Movie) as Lorenzo Paguro (Human) The Terminator (Film Series) as Massimo Marcavaldo Patches (Pound Puppies) as Machiavelli Grandma Grooper (Freddi Fish) as Grandma Paguro Grandma Dynamite (Napoleon Dynamite) as Grandma Paguro (Human) Scut Farkus and Grover Dill (A Christmas Story) as Ciccio and Guido Jocktopus (Fish Hooks) as Uncle Ugo https://www.instagram.com/p/CoE7UWkuRT8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mondlevan]

luca pixar headers

“♡” or reblog if you save/use — follow me.

twt: @szamofada

[watermanceraiko]

CALAMARI ME BY YOUR NAME The now fisherman Alberto and his prized catch. I know it’s obvious but I love Luca so much I swear this is like the first time I actually got so fixated on a movie. And everything I love is in it! A rural coastal town beside the sea, fish people, the queer subtext, and finally a male duo that truly cares for one another without tiptoeing around physical contact and “unmanly” gestures. Man I see so much of myself in this movie ;w;

[lluvguts]

IVE SEEN SO MANY MARRIED LUCA AND ALBERTO FANART ON PIN AND WHO IS GOING TO WRITE SOMETHING FOR IT? HM? *ercole voice* hMM? WhoS GOnna WRiTE iT??

[humanityinahandbag]

I'm crying.

Massimo with the Underdogs, eldest to youngest.

Massimo: (to a fisherman) The new nets are good but I'd like to repair the traps-

Alberto: DaaAaad? 🥺

Massimo: Are you bleeding?

Alberto: YeAaaAh.

Massimo: A lot?

Alberto: I don't know!

Massimo: Shake it off. Anyway, as I was saying...

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Giulia: (crying) Papá!

Massimo: (to vendor) how much for these new fishhooks?

Giulia: (louder) Papá!

Massimo: (still ignoring) I'll take ten.

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Massimo: And then I said-

Luca: ouch!

Massimo: ARE YOU OKAY???

[cabu12]

Newest Hyperfixation.

*I blame the amazing artists here on Tumblr for most of this.

Song that halfway inspired this: “Boys in the Ocean”

“So come on, come on ride this H2O-llercoaster with me and we can, we can take a trip and skinny dip in the deep end. So come on, come on dive into my heart 'cause it's hella deep and we gon', we gon' live our mermaid fantasy for the weekend.

I'll take you wherе the sun just can't be hotter, no commotion baby, lеt's escape the noise. I know you wanna kiss me underwater, in slow motion, baby, don't you know there's boys, in the ocean?”

[manpillama]

UwU❤

#luca #pixar #luca paguro #alberto scofano #fanart #luca x alberto #pixar luca #alberto #pixar alberto #art #fanart #myart

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If Everyone Met

Read it on AO3

by willowbot2000

Hey, so this whole thing is a huge CRACK. Please don't take it serious. Lots of smut. LOTS. BTW people die in graphic ways and are raped. Warning!

Words: 18, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), Loki (TV 2021), Captain America (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain Marvel (2019), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), The Greatest Showman (2017), Luca (2021), Coco (2017), WALL-E (2008), The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996), Doctor Strange (2016), Anastasia (1997), Toy Story (Movies), A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), The Umbrella Academy (TV), Once Upon a Time (TV), IT - Stephen King, Miraculous Ladybug, Megamind (2010)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage

Characters: Tony Stark, James Rhodes, Pepper Potts, Happy Hogan, Bruce Banner, Thor, Loki, Odin, Jane Foster, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, mobius - Character, Howard Stark, Peggy Carter, Peter Quill, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Gamora, Rocket Raccoon, Drax, Mantis, Nebula, Carol Danvers, Nick Fury, Peter Parker, Peter B. Parker, Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy, P.T Barnum, May Parker, Luca Paguro, Alberto Scofano, Miguel Rivera, Héctor Rivera, WALL-E, EVE (WALL-E), Silvey, Violet Parr, Dash Parr, Jack Skellington, Esmerelda, Claude Frollo, Stephen Strange, Demetri, Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Count Olaf, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Luther Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves, Allison Harvgreeves, Klaus Harvgreves, Number Five, Ben Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves, Captain Hook | Killian Jones, Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Megamind

Relationships: Tony Stark & Peter Parker, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark, Pepper Potts & Tony Stark, Happy Hogan & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Pepper Potts & Peter Parker, Happy Hogan & Peter Parker, James "Rhodey" Rhodes/Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Happy Hogan/Tony Stark, Happy Hogan/Peter Parker, Tony Stark/Bruce Banner, Tony Stark & Bruce Banner, Bruce Banner & Peter Parker, Thor/Tony Stark, Thor/Peter Parker, Thor/Loki, Thor & Loki, Bruce Banner/Thor, Bruce Banner & Thor, Thor/Odin, Loki/Odin, Thor/Loki/Odin, Thor/Jane Foster, Loki/Jane Foster, Jane Foster & Thor, Tony Stark/Jane Foster, Bruce Banner & Jane Foster, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Steve Rogers, Steve Rogers & Bruce Banner, Thor/Steve Rogers, Thor & Steve Rogers, Loki/Steve Rogers, Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark, Bucky Barnes & Peter Parker, Bucky Barnes/Peter Parker, Sam Wilson & Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes/Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers & Sam Wilson, loki/mobius - Relationship, Loki & Mobius, Tony Stark/Mobius, Tony Stark & Mobius, Howard Stark/Tony Stark, Howard Stark/Peggy Carter, Howard Stark & Steve Rogers, Steve Rogers/Peggy Carter, Prggy Carter & Steve Rogers

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Read it on AO3

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ROUND 2: POLL #4

ROUND 2 ALL POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Luca Paguro/Alberto Scofano:

NO PROPAGANDA SUBMITTED

Detective Hunch Curio/Daniel Fucks:

Ok so first of all things I feel I need to give some context that: Mentopolis is a TTRPG and a  story that takes place in the brain of a man named Elias Hodge, and its noir parody thing. and all the characters represent something in his brain. Hunch is curiosity and Dan is the pleasure center of the brain. Dan owns a speakeasy/bar called Sugah, making him a known criminal, and Hunch is a detective. Ok now ship propaganda

- Hunch mentions once how whenever he doesn't know where to go, he goes to Sugah

- Dan tells Hunch that Hunch is his favorite customer 

- Since Mentopolis is a TTRPG, Dan has this ability where he can help someone success an action, but the other character has to recall a pep talk Dan gave them once. This ability is only ever used with Hunch (As far as I remember I could be wrong with this one)

(The rest of this is big spoilers)

- Dan has almost died twice and Hunch constantly gets beat up but always bounces back. He lives on cartoon physics- he cannot die. They are perfect together.

- One instant of Dan almost dying, Hunch lied to the police that he is going to take him into custody himself, or something similar, and then he just takes Dan to his office and nurses his wounds with cold steaks. (Hunch carried him there over his shoulders like a sack). While At this point Dan is unconscious. While Hunch is treating him, Dan starts to have a dream about a women  that Elias has a romance interest in (Reminder, Dan is the pleasure part of Elias's brain) and this causes Dan to be filled with a sense of longing and pleasure. All of this is before Dan starts to wake up, and when Dan is waking up, he sees Hunch's face and announced "Ah, heaven." . Which is. Hmmmmm. 

   ( In this same instance Dan's pep talk ability is used to let Hunch heal people wounds with cold steaks in under 30 minutes. Said pep talk that hunch remembers is Dan and Hunch standing in front of a cow and Hunch telling him "Good friends are a lot like steaks, a good one is rare" Which isn't a pep talk but still, its very fun)

- The other time Dan almost died; Hunch once again tried to help nurse him to health with cold steaks. This is after Hunch is punched though like 2 building, falls down and eats wood and then  hops back on a train to get back to where the rest of his party was. Like I said he lives on cartoon physics. (Now Hunch wasnt the one that helps bring Dan back this time, but still counts for something)

Hunch also full on jumps on and bodyslams the person that also Killed Dan also, which is fun

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If Everyone Met

by willowbot2000

Hey, so this whole thing is a huge CRACK. Please don't take it serious. Lots of smut. LOTS. BTW people die in graphic ways and are raped. Warning!

Words: 18, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), Loki (TV 2021), Captain America (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain Marvel (2019), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), The Greatest Showman (2017), Luca (2021), Coco (2017), WALL-E (2008), The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996), Doctor Strange (2016), Anastasia (1997), Toy Story (Movies), A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), The Umbrella Academy (TV), Once Upon a Time (TV), IT - Stephen King, Miraculous Ladybug, Megamind (2010)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage

Characters: Tony Stark, James Rhodes, Pepper Potts, Happy Hogan, Bruce Banner, Thor, Loki, Odin, Jane Foster, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, mobius - Character, Howard Stark, Peggy Carter, Peter Quill, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Gamora, Rocket Raccoon, Drax, Mantis, Nebula, Carol Danvers, Nick Fury, Peter Parker, Peter B. Parker, Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy, P.T Barnum, May Parker, Luca Paguro, Alberto Scofano, Miguel Rivera, Héctor Rivera, WALL-E, EVE (WALL-E), Silvey, Violet Parr, Dash Parr, Jack Skellington, Esmerelda, Claude Frollo, Stephen Strange, Demetri, Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Count Olaf, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Luther Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves, Allison Harvgreeves, Klaus Harvgreves, Number Five, Ben Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves, Captain Hook | Killian Jones, Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Megamind

Relationships: Tony Stark & Peter Parker, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark, Pepper Potts & Tony Stark, Happy Hogan & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Pepper Potts & Peter Parker, Happy Hogan & Peter Parker, James "Rhodey" Rhodes/Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Happy Hogan/Tony Stark, Happy Hogan/Peter Parker, Tony Stark/Bruce Banner, Tony Stark & Bruce Banner, Bruce Banner & Peter Parker, Thor/Tony Stark, Thor/Peter Parker, Thor/Loki, Thor & Loki, Bruce Banner/Thor, Bruce Banner & Thor, Thor/Odin, Loki/Odin, Thor/Loki/Odin, Thor/Jane Foster, Loki/Jane Foster, Jane Foster & Thor, Tony Stark/Jane Foster, Bruce Banner & Jane Foster, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Steve Rogers, Steve Rogers & Bruce Banner, Thor/Steve Rogers, Thor & Steve Rogers, Loki/Steve Rogers, Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark, Bucky Barnes & Peter Parker, Bucky Barnes/Peter Parker, Sam Wilson & Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes/Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers & Sam Wilson, loki/mobius - Relationship, Loki & Mobius, Tony Stark/Mobius, Tony Stark & Mobius, Howard Stark/Tony Stark, Howard Stark/Peggy Carter, Howard Stark & Steve Rogers, Steve Rogers/Peggy Carter, Prggy Carter & Steve Rogers

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source https://archiveofourown.org/works/32986369

[lluvguts]

luca artists really hyperfixated on alberto's bicep scar, huh