#alexander wittebane

[the-cosmos-withinus]

Shadow Puppets AU - The Golden Guard

By the time Hunter was created, Belos had used about half of Caleb's bones, however because Grimwalkers are so difficult to make, only fifteen grew to maturity including Hunter himself.

I decided not to use any of the Grimwalkers shown in canon. A lot of them are still in development but here's a brief summary of them.

Adam- was active 2 years, Philip initially tried to use the Grimwalker spell to resurrect Caleb, but Adam's birth proved that wasn't how it worked, and Philip never quite stopped resenting him for that. Adam was roughly 19 when he was born and died protecting Belos in the early years of the Crusades. He never had the title of Golden Guard in life, but Belos bestowed it after his death and gave it to the subsequent Grimwalkers.

Nathaniel - Active three years, appearing to be in his early 20s accidentally killed by Belos during the Crusades when he was experimenting with artificial magic.

Levi- was the youngest Grimwalker until Hunter, he was born at the age of twelve and lived five years, he was assassinated during the Crusades when he was seventeen. After his death, Belos started telling everyone that Levi was his son.

Isaiah- Was active four years, appeared to be roughly eighteen when he was born, he was Golden Guard when Belos became emperor, and served for a year before he was killed by Belos after getting caught with a Wild Witch. He was proficient with plant magic, and in particular loved roses. His lover was a male witch who got away, Belos never saw him again.

Ezekiel - Active for five years, born at twenty and was a dedicated Golden Guard until he was murdered by an ambitious scout that wanted his position.

Jasper -Appeared to be about seventeen when he was born, and was active two years, hunted down and executed by Belos after meeting Flapjack and betraying him. The blue markings on his face are tattoos, not scars.

Noah- Born at sixteen and active four years, he was drowned by Belos during paranoid episode

Eden - Active for 6 years, the only female Grimwalker that grew to maturity she was roughly 25 when she was born. Eden had a proficiency for Bard magic and could sing a special song to put Belos to sleep when his curse was acting up- that song being a lullaby that Caleb used to sing to him. She confused her devotion to Belos as romantic love and committed suicide by jumping off the balcony when he rejected her.

Brutus - He was born at age 21 and was active for four years. He genuinely believed in the Emperor's philosophies, but also that Belos was being too kind to the Wild Witches. He was executed after he attempted to usurp power.

Milo - Was sixteen when he was born, and lived three years before he was publicly petrified by Belos after showing sympathy for, and releasing captured Wild Witches. Milo was especially good at brewing potions and the burn on his face is actually from a potion that exploded on him

Matthew and Alexander - The "twinwalkers" Matthew served as Golden Guard while Alexander was the head of the Emperor's Coven. They were born at twenty-three and lived five years before Alexander fell in love with a while Witch and abandoned the Coven. He and his lover were hunted down and killed by Matthew, but he let their child live. Upon returning to the palace, he was killed by Belos who claimed it was a mercy since he knows the pain carried from killing a brother.

William - was the most loyal of the Grimwalkers he lived around Eleven years and unexpectedly died on a mission. Will knew he was a Grimwalker and that whomever he was made from was important to Belos but never knew their actual relationship. He also thought he was the only Grimwalker Belos ever made.

"Golden Guard" - Because Will was still active when he was born, Belos didn't bother naming this Grimwalker and mixed him in with the general scouts where he later grew to be Darius's mentor. He was promoted to Golden Guard following Will's death but Belos was devastated after losing will he refused to learn this Grimwalker's name and only ever called him "Golden Guard". Because he had relationships outside of Belos, this Grimwalker was more defiant than some of the others and was ultimately killed after standing up to him one too many times.

Hunter - Currently active. Hunter became the youngest Grimwalker when he was born at eight years old. Belos raised him as his nephew, and originally called him "prince" with no intention of him ever taking the position of Golden Guard, Hunter only took it up after the death of his predecessor and it was meant to only be temporary until the next Grimwalker was ready. When Hunter asks Belos about his father, he tells him stories of Caleb and Will

The Bone pit- The rest of the Grimwalkers all either never made it out of the ground or were defective Grimwalkers he mercy killed. Regardless of their status, Belos buried them all in a mass grave with a Golden Guard mask etched with a name on the back to mark them. The ones that reached maturity were buried in the same grave alongside their "siblings"

[slowlydecomposingcorpse]

My original plan was to add a background, but in the end I had neither the time, nor the motivation to do so. Alas

[spinaroos-47]

Haunted by the same exact face a million times

[kwilooo]

i think i might just have an obsession with traumatized blonde guys-

only two of them tho

and a redhead

yalls know who i'm talking about

[hellsite-detective]

*comes back a second later* you know what, I'll tell you. I don't care what they do to me. You see, I came to this city to be with my sister, who arrived here about ten years ago. But she seems to have disappeared. I... I'm lost without her. I don't know what to do. Could... could you please find her for me? Her distinctive signs are that her hat has, embroidered "why do i care so much about an asshole in a long coat" and her dress is embroidered with "which one???" and a multitude of "assholes in a long coat" from different fandoms.

glad you came back. don't worry. i'll help you find what your lookin' for.

my client came to me in a daze, very clearly desperate, with a request unlike any i had ever seen before. they were lookin' for what seemed to be their sister. now, i was more a professional in locatin' posts, but perhaps this was code. perhaps if i found a similar post, i'd be able to get to the bottom of this. so, i promised them that i'd find their sister, and set about my search. i stopped by the Search Bar and asked Google for the exact quote given, specifyin' i wanted only from tumblr. they shot back with a photograph of a post, pretty easy to find. or so i thought. when i went to both of the addresses listed, i found nothin'. the apartments had been abandoned. the blogs were gone. stormin' back to the bar, i demanded the Don explain themself. i demanded the same phrase once again, specifically askin' for these addresses, and they decided to fork over the link i wanted. finally. but there were a few issues...

first off, the secondary phrase in the post wasn't "which one???" but instead was "today on 'guess the fandom.'" now, this had the same energy to it, but wasn't perfect. secondly there was no multitude of fandoms included in the post, only in screenshots reposted to other sites. but this was the best lead i had. i filed it away.

here you are. i hope this is able to help some in findin' your sister. if you need any further help, please don't hesitate to find me. i've got your back! have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

[realifezompire]

Google image search to find the artist was...not helpful

[asherisawkward]

I feel like a Philip x Silas episode would be toned down from the original fanfic because Owl house can’t not explicitly mention Christianity Homophobia wouldn’t setting out the censors and causing more controversy even though it will be toned down from the original source it would likely to be viewed as one of the darkest episodes because it happens in real life,I can see it be put on Realism induced horrors on tv tropes and would make Philip a sympathetic character in haters

Absolutely, and considering that we mainly get implied physical abuse for Hunter, we likely wouldn’t get anything directly shown of it happening, but a lot of Philip dealing with the consequences of what happened to him. It would make him especially sympathetic to people who have experienced homophobia or abuse similar to what he’s going through.

Having some insider knowledge as the beta reader, it would definitely need to be toned down. What happened was gruesome.

[everfaye]

they should have had the balls to keep Juane a dilf. Nora deserves it.

[abracaxfuckxyou]

“The first time I ever had sex, I had to fake my own orgasm..just to get it over with.” --Alexander. Probably to Taako but honestly after a certain time of night he'll say just about anything. @/strigidaeparliament

Unus Annus Starters || Accepting!

"Hm. That is unfortunate," the witch replied. "I've had a few exes that I had to do that to. Honestly sex can be a real chore if it's not with the right person."

[thisisnotawebsitedotcom-com]

Computer Codes A - F and Numbers

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29121239168518 333 SUNDAPPLE LANE, COZY CREEK, IL, 60714-94611 3466554

A

A RAT ABUELITA AD ASTRA PER ASPERA ALEX ALEX HIRSCH ALEXANDER ROBERT HIRSCH ALGEBRA AM I BLANCHIN ANALOG HORROR ANSWER ASSHOLE AXOLOTL

B

BAAAA BABBA BABY BABY BILL BILL BILL CIPHER BITCH BLACK SHEEP BLANCHIN BLANCHING BLENDIN BLENDIN BLANDIN BLENDIN BLENJAMIN BLANDIN BLIND EYE BOO BERRY BOOK OF BILL BOYFRIEND BREAK UP BURNED INSIDE BURNSIDE BUTTERNUBBINS BYE GOLD

C

CAESAR, ATBASH & VIGENERE CARD CARYN CHIP CIA CIPHER CLONE CONSPIRACY CONTRACT CRAY CRAY CRAZ CREEPYPASTA CRYPTO CRYPTOGRAM CODEX CUM CUNT CURSED CURSE WITTEBANE

D

DADDY DEATH DEER TEETH DESTRUCTION IS A FORM OF CREATION DICK DIONARAP DIPPER DIPPY FRESH DISCO GIRL DISNEY DISNEYLAND DISPENSE MY TREAT DIVORCE DOES GOD EXIST DOGE DORITO DUCHESS APPROVES DUCKTECTIVE

E

EASTER EGG EMMALINE BUTTERNUBBINS ELON EPCOT EUCLID EUCLYDIA EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES

F

FACE OF GOD FAMILY MATTERS FBI FIDDLEFORD FIDDLEFORD HADRON MCGUCKET FIDDLEFORD MCGUCKET FILBRICK FIXINIT1 FORD FORDTRAMARINE FORGET THE PAST FORTNITE FRILLIAM FUCK FUCK ALEX FUCK ALEX HIRSCH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALEX

[the-cosmos-withinus]

Shadow Puppets AU - Grimwalker OCs, Matthew and Alexander

-This pair of Grimwalkers were the predecessors to Will -The 'twins' were created from Caleb's radius and ulna -Matthew is the older of the two and gained the position of Golden Guard -Alexander served as the head of the Emperor's Coven -The pair were 'born' at the age of 23 and lasted five years before Alexander fell in love with a wild witch and abandoned the Coven -He and his lover were tracked down and killed by Matthew for their betrayal, but upon his return he was executed by Belos, who claimed it to be a mercy since he knows the pain of killing a brother.

[slowlydecomposingcorpse]

Just now, I have realised the resemblance one of my drawings of Alex shows to this very frame of Philip‘s death scene. I may implode any moment now.

[spinaroos-47]

Cain time >:]

- I've also been practicing drawing canes, still gotta get the posture right but i think Ive been doing pretty well besides that! (Also, bonding through experimenting with fashión)

- These pink drawings were from a mini comic but i basically scratched it, but still wanted to post two of the drawings. Alex and Orien started carving as a way to pass the time and have something to do with their hands. Alex carved that bird Caleb is holding, its a budgie :] he loves birbs (its not a palisman, though)

- Cain gets a second shadow and his name is William

[cr-ok]

contains some spoilers for the ARG

Bill Ci. My Brainrot Guy.

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill List Overview & Entry Syntax

a little disorganized

yell at me if I’m missing codes or if something is wrongly categorized

do not worry about spaces/some punctuation marks (",", ".", "-", "+", "&", "@", parenthesis, quotation marks, and slashes)

i. e. "THEYLLSEE"/"THEYLL SEE"/"THEY'LL SEE" all work & have the same output

site does not accept entries with "?"

all characters are capitalized automatically

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill You All are Wonderful People

Busy_Abroad370 CranberrySoft8335 DCode Dog_core fishy--friend FRAMER_FRAMER Hacker88774770 Global-Pepper-5823 marzinstarz moonwytte mothford ohnoimonfire RiotingSpectre themoonweaversden themysteryofgravityfalls thisisnotawebsitedotcom-com wolsalwastaken

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill Where to Click

book button below the screen dagger dial below the screen “McGucket Labs” above the screen gold tooth on skeleton jar link below the prism

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill Relevant to The Book of Bill

BOYFRIEND/LONELY/LOVE/MARRY ME/ROMANCE/SOULMATE/TRUE LOVE CRYPTOGRAM CODEX DESTRUCTION IS A FORM OF CREATION SCARY/SPOOKS/SPOOKY/SPOOKEMUPS T. J. ECKLEBURG

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill Bill, Past & Present

BABY/BABY BILL/DADDY/LALALA/LALALALALA/MOMMY DIVORCE/BREAKUP/ROCK BOTTOM EUCLID/SCALENE/SCRIMBLES EUCLYDIA FAMILY MATTERS FORGET THE PAST IRREGULAR JUST FIT IN RUBBER HOSE

it ends, eventually

SEVEN EYES TANTRUM THERAPRISM VALLIS CINERIS WELL WELL WELL BEING

three outputs

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill Stanford, Past & Present

AD ASTRA PER ASPERA DOES GOD EXIST/FACE OF GOD/FRILLIAM/GOD/HELP ME/IS GOD REAL/IS RELIGION REAL/REVEAL GOD/REVEAL GOD TO ME/SAVE ME/SHOW ME GOD/WHAT DOES GOD LOOK LIKE/WHAT IS GOD/WHO IS GOD EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES I’M STILL ON YOUR MIND/ON YOUR MIND OROBOROUS SORRY

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill Riddles

answers in book

RIDDLE

NO/YES

MOUNTAIN DON'T

LYRE LIAR

HAROLD'S RAMBLINGS

UNION MADE

29121239168518

GREBLEY HEMBERDRECK

A RAT/RAT

3466554

TINSEL SNAKE

TORTURE MENTALLY

XGQRTHX

333 SUNDAPPLE LANE, COZY CREEK, IL, 60714-94611

CAESAR, ATBASH, & VIGENERE/MULTILEVEL MARK

EMMALINE BUTTERNUBBINS/BUTTERNUBBINS

DISPENSE MY ANSWER

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill Zodiac

DIPPER

enter five times

FORD/SIXER/STANFORD/STANFORD PINES GIDEON

two outputs

GRUNKLE STAN/STAN/STANLEY/STANLEY PINES/STAN PINES

enter eight times

MASON MABEL - enter thirteen times FIDDLEFORD/FIDDLEFORD HADRON MCGUCKET/FIDDLEFORD MCGUCKET/MCGUCKET PACIFICA PLATINUM PAZ ROBBIE SOOS WENDY

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill Bill Addressing the User

BAAAA/SAY BAAAA BLACK SHEEP BOO BERRY DESTRUCTION IS A FORM OF CREATION NAITSUAF

use the button and the knob

UNREALITY

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill Canon to Universe

ALGEBRA/GEOMETRY/GREECE/GREEK/SHAPE/SHAPES/MATH/PLATO/PYTHAGORUS/TRIGONOMETRY BABBA/DISCO GIRL BLENDIN/BLENDIN BLENJAMIN BLANDIN/BLENDIN BLANDIN BLIND EYE CLONE/PAPER JAM/PAPER JAM DIPPER/TYRONE DUCKTECTIVE FORDTRAMARINE HECTORING HOTXOLOTL JUST BLENDIN KINGS OF NEW JERSEY KOOK KUBRICK L IS REAL 2401 LOVE YA BRO PINES PORTAL REALITY R34LITY SEVERAL TIMES/SEV'RAL TIMES SUCK IT, MERLIN

use Cipher Font B

WEIRDMAGEDDON YOU'RE INSANE

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill Directly from "Gravity Falls"

AM I BLANCHIN' BYE GOLD DEER TEETH FILBRICK

Stans's father's name

FIXINIT1 DUCHESS APPROVES/THE DUCHESS APPROVES HOLOGRAM REALITY UNIVERSE/THE UNIVERSE

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill Unsure of the Canonicity

ANALOG HORROR/CREEPYPASTA/HORROR/URBAN LEGEND/URBAN LEGENDS BURNED INSIDE BURNSIDE CARD/MY CARD

two outputs

CURSED CURSE WITTEBANE HEY NERD LIES OCCURREMUSITERUM OWL TROWEL PAPER IS BOOKSKIN SHAVE YOUR GRANDMA

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill Ciphertology

CIPHERTOLOGY

two outputs

DIONARAP GOODNIGHT SALLY STOD EHT TCENNOC TOURIST TRAP WHICH RELIGION IS RIGHT YOU CAN'T KILL AN IDEA

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill Easter Eggs

ALEX/ALEX HIRSCH/ALEXANDER ROBERT HIRSCH/HIRSCH ANSWER ASSHOLE/BITCH/CUM/CUNT/DICK/FUCK/FUCK YOU/GANG BANG/GLORY HOLE/JIZZ/MILF/PUSSY/SEX/SHIT/TITS/SLUT/TED CRUZ/WHORE BOOK OF BILL/THE BOOK OF BILL CHIP/DORITO/NACHO

jumpscare warning

CRYPTO/DOGE/ELON/FORTNITE/GYATT/NFT/RIZZ/SKIBIDI DEATH DISNEY/DISNEYLAND/EPCOT/MICKEY/MICKEY MOUSE/WALT DISNEY EASTER EGG FUCK YOU ALEX/FUCK ALEX HIRSCH GUN/THE GUN HISTORY

four outputs

HOW DO I DIE? HOW WILL I DIE? I SEE/THEY’LL SEE/THEY’LL ALL SEE IS HELL REAL? IS THERE AN AFTERLIFE/WHAT HAPPENS AFTER I DIE/WHAT HAPPENS AFTER WE DIE/WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU DIE/WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE/WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE LIFE MEOW/MEOW WOW MONSTER MORALITY NOT A PHASE NOTHING PEAK PINATA OH YES THEY BOTH ONE-EYED KING QUESTION SCREEN SCIENTOLOGY SEASON 3 SEASON 2 SEASON 1 SKELETON SOMETHING TELL ME HOW I'LL DIE TITANS BLOOD TRIANGLE

two outputs.

I'm convinced one is a typo

VIRUS WHO ARE YOU

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill Reference to the Show

ABUELITA AXOLOTL BILL/BILL CIPHER/CIPHER/LLIB/LLIB REHPIC/REHPIC

three outputs

BLANCHIN/BLANCHING CARYN

Stans's mother's name

CIA/FBI/NSA CRAY CRAY CRAZ/XYLER DIPPY FRESH GIFFANY

enter this six times

GLASS SHARD BEACH GLOBNAR GRAVITY FALLS JOURNAL 1 JOURNAL 2 JOURNAL 3 MYSTERY MYSTERY SHACK TAD STRANGE TOBY DETERMINED WADDLES

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill Cameos

CONSPIRACY GAME THEORY/HELP ME MATPAT/HELP US MATPAT/MATPAT/THAT’S JUST A/THEORY WEIRD

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill Does Not Work; I'm in Shambles

ASS BILL IS SANS BLIND IVAN DRAKE FIDDLEFORD H. MCGUCKET/HADRON FINGERS IN HIS ASS HENCHMAINIACS LEBAM LIGMA LUCIFER MERMANDO OVERLOOK/OVERLOOK HOTEL PLEASE SATAN SEXYMAN SEVRAL TIMEZ SIGMA THEY WILL ALL SEE TOOT TOOT MCBUMBERSNAZZLE TWINK JULY 4/7-4-1921

Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill ⚠︎ 𓁺 ⚠︎ Bill I Have Been Mislead/Fuck You, Internet

BRAINROT BUBBLE

eye in the jar element ID

CUSSES FOURTRAMARINE

spelling error

GOD BUBBLE MCSUCKIT OK KO REPHIC

spelling error

SMALL STILL ON YOUR MIND

incorrectly-remembered

[tartsinarat]

The world’s gonna know your name. What’s your name, man? Alexander Hamilton Philip Wittebane /j

But yeah anyways I finally did an au redesign of Philip

tbh all I did was intensify the hobo wet cat energy and added some lil colour tweaks

I did add some lil details just to make him and Pip echo each over design wise tho it’s mostly tiny stuff like Philip’s beard spiky-ness is meant to be similar to how Pip’s hair spikes out at the bottom

Another fun lil echo detail is Philip partially destroyed gloves, it’s meant to mimic Pip’s fingerless gloves

But yeah a detail that’s hardly noticeable but I found neat to mention is his slightly dead eyed and intense af gaze, my explanation is that he’s already killed Caleb (is still not grappling well with that situation), got cursed by Evelyn (he’s grappling with this situation even worse than the other) and is barely hanging on mentally

Dumb idea I thought of rn that’ll I’ll draw at some point, is a scene of the au version Elsewhere and elsewhen and it’s just Pip dragging away Lilith and Luz for important “crab kingdom” business so he can get Philip off their back for a sec and attempt to smack some reality into Luz and Lilith about how Philip is shady as fuck and has a murder-y vibe but failing miserably because of Philip’s wet cat energy and manipulation skills lmao

[sargon-solarov]

quick manifestation of humanity summary (oc x philip wittebane)

— philip... seriously, if we run into people, let me talk.

— your manners leave much to be desired, as well as your ability to get your own way. you don't think that tourists will listen to streams of interjections mixed with obscenities, do you?

— fuck, well, then go and say hello to them, like alexander hamilton, and they'll still decide that we're asking for money for a photo.

they slap the palm of their hand on the face. surprisingly, wittebane looks around uncertainly and raises an eyebrow with an innocent question: "is hamilton not a role model now?"

— ...if you're going to capture everything here, then first you should work on your image. for example, look, I, a typical human carrion, am coming to meet you.

— young peasant, may the lord forgive you, today is a glorious day in our community.

— that's no good.

— and what do you think is "good", human?

— don't say anything at all. nowadays people don't greet each other on the streets. you can only do this if you know someone.

— understood.

— and not "understood", but "ok"

— has the english language lost all essence during the time I was away?