#alfi <3

[onlyswan]

ok not to be dramatic or anything but i would burn down the whole world for him.

fluffy long hair jungkook is not safe for my mental health. HOW CAN 1 PERSON BE THIS PRETYY???? THIS GORGEOUS???

he litterally needs to be mine 😞😞 or i will spontaneously combust 😞😞

fluffy long hair jungkook is my sexuality 🤷‍♀️ always was always will be 🫶🫶

alfi we’re gonna have to fight over him because fluffy long hair jk is literally my religion 🤺

OK BUT SERIOUSLY when he comes back he needs to grow it out again like this for my mental health i feel like i won’t know true happiness again until then 😭😭😭 are you seeing the pretty waves :((( i want to brush his hair

[tishrivers]

ALFRED ENOCH Red Carpet News TV (2022)

[magnus-liber]

[elskiee]

here's how i like to think about it;

tommy with his first husband. reason of separation: the old pig cheated

tommy with his second husband. i like to think they divorced bcs tommy was sick of luca's bad temper

tommy and his summer fling. broke up bcs of politics (don't we all)

tommy and current husband! they r still together and will never break up <3 i don't make the rules i just enforce them !!

[wa-royal-tea]

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@thebrixtons

Magnolia House, Holan (8:50am)

*door opens and closes*

Alfie: Sayang?

Catalina: *groans* Hmm…

Alfie: Wake up. I thought you said you were supposed to meet up with Ginny and Dira today for the dress fitting?

Catalina: *muffled* Five minutes…

Alfie: I’d give you an hour if I could, but you told me you want to get there on time last night.

Catalina: *sighs* I’m so tired.

Alfie: I’ll make you your latte if you want to feel fresher. Maybe some croissants too?

Catalina: That sounds nice.

Alfie: Mhm. Now, go take a shower and come down for breakfast, okay?

Catalina: *yawns* Alright~

Catalina: Morning.

Alfie: Good morning. I’ve made you your latte and croissant.

Catalina: Thank you~

Catalina: Are you going anywhere today?

Alfie: Hm? Oh, yeah. I’m going to the palace this afternoon. Mum wants to meet me and talk about our schedule when we attend Leon’s wedding next month.

Catalina: I see…when are we leaving again?

Alfie: I’m not sure, but I’ll re-confirm it with mum later.

Catalina: Hmm.

Alfie: What’s wrong? Why aren’t you drinking it?

Catalina: Did the milk go bad? It smells…off?

Alfie: Really? Give me that.

Alfie: I think it smells fine to me?

Catalina: I’m serious, it smells bad. I don’t want it.

Alfie: Well, do you want tea instead? I can make you a cup if you want.

Catalina: It’s fine. I’ll get something else to eat later. I think I have to leave now. I don’t want to be late.

Alfie: Oh, okay. Don’t forget to eat, alright? Call me when you get there.

Catalina: Alright. I will.

Fae Bridal, Ahtolia

Catalina: *winces*

Ginny: Is everything okay?

Catalina: I’m fine. I just feel like the dress is a bit tight.

Ginny: Wait, really?

Catalina: Yeah. The chest area is the tightest part.

Ginny: Well, is it too late to alter it? We have a week left but I don’t want to make you uncomfortable.

Wonhee: I can alter it, ma’am.

Ginny: You can?

Wonhee: Yes. I’ll add it to my notes. Please excuse me.

Ginny: Alright. Thank you.

Indirah: You said your chest is tight? I thought it was just fine when we had our last fitting?

Catalina: Maybe I gained weight a bit. It’s been a while since we last came here. And my period is about to start too, so it can get sore sometimes.

Indirah: Huh, probably. Or you could be pregnant.

Catalina: Pfft, it can’t be. If I were, I’d know.

Ginny: I don’t know. I’ve read that period symptoms and pregnancy symptoms can be almost the same. Who knows? Maybe you are pregnant.

Indirah: Yeah. Ginny’s right.

Catalina: *scoffs* Eh~ We’ll see in a few days. If you guys are wrong, I want you guys to treat me to lunch!

[babybluebex]

you wanted thought so i'll give you thoughts.

cillian's eyes kill me (not surprising). joe's eyes kill me (also not surprising). and i have such a problem making eye contact it's ridiculous. but picturing them making you look them in the eyes when you're fucking??? chef's kiss. get me real shy real quick. just grabbing your face with one hand, thumb against your jaw, and forcing your gaze where they want it? *melts*

SMUT/MINORS DNI UNDER THE CUT

“Look at me,” Joseph whispered, edging your thighs closer to your chest as he fucked you. Every inch of him felt better than you could imagine, and you whimpered as you grabbed hard at his shoulders. “Let me see your eyes, baby girl.”

“Joe!” you cried, and you dug your fingernails into his skin. “Fuck!”

“Hey,” Joseph said sternly, grabbing your chin with his fingers and positioning your head to look at him, deep into his dark eyes. “I said ‘look at me’. Good girl, I knew you liked following directions.”

[inafieldofdaisies]

Argylle (2024) | Favorite scenes (vol. 1-2)

Elly Conway, an introverted spy novelist, has almost finished her fifth book about Aubrey Argylle, the eponymous character of the Argylle series, but suffers from writer's block after feedback from her mother, Ruth. On a train journey to visit Ruth and her father, Barry, Elly is saved from an ambush by an actual spy, Aidan Wilde, who explains to her that a devious organization, known as the Division, has targeted her because her novels seemingly predict their future. Aidan travels with Elly to England, hoping that her next chapter will reveal how to stop the Division.

[cozygirlsimmer]

dad & mom 🤍

[44nifty]

various photographs of weird al yankovic source: Weird Al Yankovic: The Ultimate Video Collection

[kimmiessimmies]

Winter 08: Dateless - Pt.2 (13/64)

When we stepped outside after dinner, Alfie spotted the ice skating rink at the square and asked me if I wanted to skate. I like ice skating,  so I agreed.

After a while, Alfie asked me if I wanted to do a spin with him. I felt a bit weird holding his hands, but it was quite fun.

Well, until we fell, haha, but I guess even that was funny.

At that point, I was getting cold, so I told him I should be heading home. He insisted on walking me home, which was nice. We talked some more on the way home. He told me about all his travels as a child with his mum, who writes travel guides. I almost felt a bit jealous, haha.

He hugged me when we said goodbye.

I liked Alfie and we had a good time. I didn't really get that butterfly feeling, but he's nice and I think we could at least be friends. Maybe more? I don't know yet.

Gameplay notes: Alfie rolled the wish to be friends with Rachel instantly. She didn’t, but she kept initiating friendly interactions with him. Spinning together on the ice was Alfie’s autonomous idea. And while I sort of expected shy Rachel to refuse, she didn’t. Upon saying goodbye, they had reached the “friend” stage and the “friendly hug” was accepted by both. Attraction Score: 7.

Alfie created by @batsheba

[f3nr1s]

alfie is something of a businessman himself

no kiss = no wine

kiss = wine

🫡

[onlyswan]

ok this might be tmi so please feel to ignore 🫶

omg boyfriend?? OMG when did you meet?? how long as it been?? thats so CUTE 🤭🤭

i dont know if youve mentioned them before or not but this is the first ive heard of it 🫶 i hope you guys are v happy 🫶🫶

(yk every man i meet gives me an ick 😞 theyre so,,, )

wishing you nothing but love art 🫶

hehe it’s still vry new :") met him last year at uni and he showed interest but i was talking to someone else and yk a lot of stuff going on 🥲 but he’s been really patient and sweet so i decided to give him a chance at the start of the year. and here we are 🤨 i usually keep my love life lowkey so i’m shydjdkfhjfjf but i am happy !! 🫶🏻 thank you so much my beloved 🥺💗

[treason-and-plot]

Meanwhile, across town, Cammie is looking after a Boston terrier called Alfie for the weekend. (You may remember that Cammie works at a vet clinic with Roy's ex-girlfriend, Saoirse) However Alfie is proving to be a bit of a handful!

Cammie: Oh my God, Alfie! That is NOT a dog toy! PUT IT DOWN!! NOW!!!

[dreamyzworldlove]

@rrversesummerbang

my secret Santa gift for @lordstormageddidnt !!

Alfies prompt was anything solangelo with a preference for superheroes and fairy tales!

Sorry alfie I bent the prompt a little.

But u know the interpretation of Icarus and the sun as a love story? yeah.

I hope you enjoy alfie!

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If you like my art please reblog <3

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[elskiee]

whenever i start to feel unmotivated to write i just look at this pic and suddenly i am like yep. this absolute beauty needs to have someone worship the ground he walks on. cmere gdocs let's bring it up to the front shall we

[wa-royal-tea]

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@thebrixtons​​

Author’s Note: The story Alfie is reading to the children is loosely inspired by the Malay Folklore; Legend of Puteri Gunung Ledang

Ginny (on the phone): Can we add fairy lights around the dance platform? Maybe some canopy curtains too?

Catalina: What colour do you want it to be in?

Ginny: Maybe white? Or do you have any other suggestions?

Indirah: I think white is good. Maybe we can hang the fairy lights on the curtains too.

Ginny: Ooh~ Good idea!

Catalina: Alright, do you have any other decorations you want to add?

Ginny: Well, I do have something in mind…

*knock knock*

Rainier (from outside the room): Ginny? Are you in there?

Ginny: Yeah! Don’t come in!

Rainier: Why? What are you doing in there?

Ginny: I’m working on my dress. You can’t see it yet!

Rainier: *chuckles* Okay~ I made strawberry cheesecake for tea time. Come and eat with me when you’re done~

Ginny: Alright. Give me a minute!

Ginny *thinking*: Hmm the wedding dress is almost done. All that is left are the bridesmaid's dresses.

*phone rings*

Alfie: Don’t pick it up.

Catalina: *breathless* It’s Ginny’s ringtone. I think she wants to talk about the wedding preparation.

Alfie: Urgh, cockblocker.

Catalina: *giggles*

Catalina: Hey, Ginny. What’s up?

Catalina: Mhm, I see…

Catalina: Oh, I think I already— *gasps*

Catalina: Wh-what are you doing?

Alfie: Don’t mind me. Continue the call.

Catalina: Alfie— Sorry, Ginny. Can you repeat that?

Catalina: *voice shaking* Y-yeah. I think red is nice.

Catalina: *gasps* I-I’m fine. I…I accidentally dropped something.

Catalina: *breathless* It’s getting late here. C-can we continue the call tomorrow? Yeah, okay bye.

Alfie: *playfully* Done already? I was just getting started.

Catalina: You are in a big trouble, Mr. Frederick.

Alfie: Ooh~ I’m so scared.

Catalina: You’re not sleeping tonight until I’m done with you.

Alfie: Is that a threat, Mrs. Frederick?

Catalina: *scoffs* It’s a promise.

Indirah: Wow, you ordered more than usual. Are you getting the cinnamon roll for Alfie?

Catalina: Huh? This? Nope. They’re mine!

Indirah: Whoa, you must be very hungry. I thought you hate those?

Catalina: I just want to give it a try. They’re not too bad!

Indirah: *chuckles* I’m glad you’re enjoying them then.

[Scene transitions to Lina and Alfie going on an engagement, maybe cutting ribbons for the opening of the children’s library? Alfie reads a book for the children.]

Alfie:…the King fell in love with the Princess after seeing her beauty and asks for her hand in marriage. But the Princess has set several conditions for him before she can agree to his proposal.

Ali: What are the conditions?

Hanna: Yeah! Tell us, Mr. Prince!

Alfie: The Princess’ conditions are; the King must build a golden palace for her to live in and a golden bridge all the way from Mount Belcoast to Mount Silvie for her to walk to and from. She then would also want seven barrels of tears from a young maiden for her to bathe in. And a bowl of the blood of the King’s young heir.

Hope: Whoa! That sounds crazy impossible!

Ali: Right? Why would she give him all that conditions?

Catalina: Well, that’s actually her way of subtly telling him that she doesn’t want to marry him.

Alfie: Exactly. And in the end, the King got the hint and returned to his Kingdom. He’d rather not sacrifice his child just to marry someone.

Hanna: Wah~ The King is a good dad! Just like my appa!

Hope: Tell us more stories, please!

Catalina: You’re going to be a great dad one day, Alfie.

Alfie: Why’d you say that?

Catalina: You’re good with kids. And I know you’re going to be great to our kids.

Catalina: It’s just like a dream I had. You and the children, asleep on the bed after you read them bedtime stories.

Catalina: Just remembering that dream again makes me so happy.

Ginny: *content sigh* This feels like a dream. Everything feels so perfect.

Rainier: Well, if it is. I don’t want to wake up.

Ginny: I can’t wait for our wedding. It’s going to be perfect.

Rainier: I know. I can’t wait too. We’ve waited so long for this.

Ginny: You make me so happy. I don’t deserve you.

Rainier: You do. You deserve everything good in this world.

Rainier: And I’ll continue to make you happy. Until we’re old and grey.