#all caps cw

[snapling]

some more doodles from con tabling lol (third one was based on something i don't know where it is tho sorry lol)

[uglydragons]

(FAIR WARNING I USUALLY TYPE IN ALL CAPS)

SO I’VE BEEN WORKING ON A BUNCH(LIKE, 40 SOMETHING) OF FANDRAGONS FOR A PHINEAS AND FERB AU I HAVE WHERE THEY’RE GODS, AND I FOUND THIS PERFECT TRIPLE RADIOACTIVE BABY FOR RLY CHEAP

THIS IS THE FINISHED THING AFTER I FINISHED GENEING HER LOL THIS IS VANESSA BTW. SHE’LL HAVE THE APPAREL TO TELL THAT SHES EVERYONES BI AWAKENING EVENTUALLY BUT RN IM RELISHING IN HER AND THE LOVELY USE OF CRACKLE

[chaosmax]

GHOST TRICK REMASTER IS NOW AVAILABLE ON IOS AND ANDROID PLS PLS PLS 🙏🙏🙏 PLAY THIS GAME. DONT LOOK UP ANYTHING JUST PLAY IT ONLY TAKES LIKE MAYBE 7HRS TO COMPLETE IF YOU'RE DUMMY LIKE ME

[mx24]

drew the top part of your Red Dragon Susie because the design is cool and heehee stubble :)

[ ID: a digital drawing from Aspisera of MX24's Red Dragon Susie. she is a draconic monster with a dark red snout, golden fangs, dark brown hair, and stubble above her lip and along her jawline. her face is twisted into a vicious snarl, sharp teeth on display, and only one vivid red eye is visible, glaring from beneath her bangs. around her throat is a red ascot/cloak, and on the right shoulder is a light blue pauldron with two rich red accents. End ID ]

this. this is so GODDAMN AWESOME THANK YOU DUDE??? SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ABSOLUTE BEAST.

(hey. follow Aspisera rn if ya haven't)

[drjohndisco]

HE BOUGHT THE JOHNNY CASH POSTER WITH HIM TO ANOTHER GALAXY???

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

🔥MISOGYNY TYPO🔥

YOU THOUGHT THIS POLL WAS ABOUT SEXY CHARACTERS?

NO! IT'S ABOUT WHICH CHARACTER CAN'T COMPREHEND THE FACT THAT PEOPLE OF OTHER GENDERS ARE PEOPLE JUST LIKE THEY ARE!

VOTE NOW TO DETERMINE JUST WHO IS THE

SEXIST

PODCAST

CHARACTER

OF ALL TIME!

The above is a joke, to be clear.

Original Response: I'm sorry I'm too tired to find it to play along with the joke. Can someone point it out to me so I can fix it? I'll try to be funny in the morning.

Original Tags: #I'm not tired because of y'all. Sleep deprivation + undermedicated narcolepsy + extreme introversion + full day of work + 11:30 PM #is doing me in.

[the-witness-sys]

(shaking brain) WHICH ONE OF YALL IS SINGING BABY SHARK /silly

[shutterlens]

(tw: all-caps) Cringetober Week 5

I personally almost never find any characters "hot", so I just picked the option that I figured you all would like for Day 29.

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[baronmpontmercy]

TUMBLR PUT MY ART ON THE DASHBOARD CHALLENGE

[katetorias]

hello!! i hope you're doing ok!! i love your art so much and it makes me so so happy!! i saw these little unicorn sylvanian families and thought you would appreciate them :)

THEYRE SO CUTE THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!! WOW 🥺🥺🥺 I really appreciate this I love them

[bugtoast]

TSP WRITING PROMPTS BASED OFF THE ENDINGS!!

these are prompts of fics i'd like to see, or fics that I haven't seen be done yet (or both)

Sick of this gag ending

Stanley and Narry both agree that they're sick of this gag, and narry ends up playing his song for stanley like usual, but stanley ends up falling asleep to the song

Whiteboard ending

Stanley finds the whiteboard from the whiteboard ending, picks it and the marker up, and ends up sitting in the middle of the blue office (or even in his office) doodling on it

Press conference ending

Stanley has a panic attack during the press conference and runs off stage. hurt/comfort ensues

confusion ending

but it actually goes the way its meant to go in the game. aka:

Fifth restart

Narrator forgets about previous resets

Stanley attempts to play the story, but is stopped somehow

Unable to go anywhere or do anything

Game restarts on its own

Sixth restart

Find the line again

Find an identical replica of the office that has begun to deteriorate

Attempt to make up a new story there

Narrator restarts the game

Seventh restart

There is no longer an office, just black space

Wander into blackness

Find a book store

Get bored and leave

Narrator restarts game

Eighth restart

Narrator is gone

Stanley dies after a long time

this one has a lot of angst potential >:]

Serious ending

basically, what would the serious ending have looked like if it was in ultra deluxe? what if you could bring the bucket?

Art ending

Stanley has now met the essence of divine art. what now?

Bucketless

What if the bucket was replaced by another item?

Secret disco

what if Stanley and Narry acknowledge the secret disco, and decide to have a small party just for the hell of it?

MINECRAFT ENDING!!!!

Stanley and Narry end up stuck in minecraft after that one time, so now they're forced to forever play minecraft together. antics ensue!!

Bucket destroyed ending

what if the bucket destroyer actually did destroy the bucket? what would happen next?

Elevator ending

what if the elevator that goes nowhere... went somewhere? where would it go? what if it went to where the narrator was?

Escape pod ending

what if Stanley and Narry actually used the escape pod? where would they end up? why would they be escaping?

Flushed away ending /j

NOOO STANLEY DON'T GET FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET AND END UP REINACTING THE PLOT TO THE HIT STOP-MOTION MOVIE 'FLUSHED AWAY' NOOOOOOOOO

Backrooms ending

someone get on this already, I wanna see what would happen if the goofs got themselves stuck in the spooky /lh

SCP ending

THIS TOO!! this would be really fun

Countdown ending

what if Stanley actually can deactivate the bomb? what would happen then?

Freedom ending

what would happen after the freedom ending if the game didn't immediately reset? what would stanley end up doing? would the narrator still be around?

New new content

what if ALL the new new content was added to ultra deluxe? where would the hole be? what about the jim button?

Aperature ending

...TSP but it goes into the portal plotline. what happens? and most importantly; do Chell and Stanley meet and become besties?

"Set stanley free" ending

Stanley is set free from the parable. how?

Memory zone... WITH A TWIST

they don't find the steam reviews and it ends up being a really fluffy domestic situation :]

That one cut ending (i think it was called the warzone ending?)

y'know the one, the one that you get to read about in the museum ending; where the game becomes a fps and the fps game wages war on the Narrator. I wanna see how that happens.

how'd this happen??

suddenly Marriella is the protagonist??? WHAT???

wait... where'd the right door go?

Stanley goes through the right so many times that the Narrator just ends up deleting that entire part of the map.

third door real??

"When Stanley came upon a set of two doors... wait, hold on- Stanley, why are there three doors here? I didn't put that door there."

aka: there's a third door now!! where does it lead?

Stanley Parable; in search of coworkers

Stanley finds his coworkers! but the narrator is gone... now what? does everything go back to normal now?

Stanley and Narrator watch Rick and Morty ending

"he turned himself into a pickle, stanley! funniest shit I've ever seen."

Make up your own original ending!

I'm curious to see what the community can do if they end up making their own endings!

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as I think of more prompts, i'll add onto this post!

[ladysolitaire]

THE STAR BEAST – 25 November 2023 (x)

WILD BLUE YONDER – 2 December 2023 (x)

THE GIGGLE – 9 December 2023 (x)

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[mx24]

pacing in my cage EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THE DELTA SYMBOL AND THE TITANS AND DEVILSKNIFE AND THE OCEAN AND

[drjohndisco]

NOT THE SPONTANEOUS GUITAR WITH THE SINGING

[roseianxiety]

Always You

Summary: As a young boy, Virgil often swooped in to save his geeky and timid childhood best friend, Roman, from his bullies. After years have passed without seeing each other, his friend has come home from abroad and now a completely different person than before, and ready to sweep Virgil off his feet. Virgil, of course, falls head over heels for the other.

AO3 - Part 3, Part 4

Content Warning: Food mention, Swearing

Author's Note: Sorry if this was low key shit, I didn't have the energy to proofread and I wrote this while sick so, sorry in advance.

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Chapter Four

Emo music blasted from his headphones while he emptied his trash can. It was cloudy that day, and Virgil thinks that it was about to rain. He sighs tiredly, stretching his back. It was his free day which meant that he could finally get some peace and quiet but as usual, it would be the opposite of it.

He had so many things to do; doing laundry, cleaning the house, tending the plants, etc. Virgil sighed again, running a hand through his hair. He needs a break somehow.

Virgil was about to head back when someone suddenly appeared in front of him, scaring the absolute shit out of Virgil. And on instinct, he jabbed the guy in the chest, making the other stumble backward in surprise.

"Owww!"Roman exclaimed, clutching his chest, wincing in pain. "What was th..that for?"Roman asks in sheer confusion.

"You almost scared me to death! Why would you just pop up in front of me outta nowhere!?"Virgil responded defensively, glaring softly at the guy. But before Roman could answer, Virgil spoke once more. "I'm sorry, it was on instinct. Didn't mean to hurt you.".

Roman gave him a warm smile, "That's alright, Virge. It's kind of my fault anyway." He laughed sheepishly.

"Why are you here, by the way?"Virgil asks curiously. "Actually, I was going to give you something," Roman says before pulling out something from a bag (that Virgil just noticed). It was a plastic container.

"I made quite a lot of pastries last night, so I'm giving you and Mrs. Barret half of it. It ain't much, but I hope you'll enjoy them."Roman said, holding out the container. Virgil looked confused for a second but grabbed the container. Virgil glances at Roman before taking off the lid of the plastic container, revealing an assortment of pastries such as cream puffs, brownies, chocolate chip cookies, and some tiny-looking muffins. He is quite amazed too that, it all fits inside the container.

"Wow... this is a lot. You baked all of these??"Virgil asked incredulously. Roman nodded, a grin creeping its way up on his lips, and nodded to Virgil's question.

"Yeah, pretty much. I was bored, so I decided to bake some."He said, rubbing the back of his neck. "You should try it.".

Roman said, gesturing to the pastries in the other's hands. Virgil hesitated for a moment before slowly reaching out and picking one of the pastries and taking a bite. The taste exploded in his mouth, leaving him shocked. Virgil quickly chewed the pastry before swallowing it whole with a huge sigh of contentment.

"So, how's it?"Roman queries, eyeing Virgil's reaction. Virgil gives him a thumbs-up sign with one hand while holding the container in the other.

A large smile crept up on his face. "I love it," Virgil answered happily, feeling giddy from the taste.

"I'm glad that you liked it. Maybe, we'll bake together sometime?"Roman suggested smiling.

Virgil chuckles and shook his head in response, "As much as I'd love to, I don't know how to bake."He admitted sheepishly.

"Well, I'll teach you, no problem!"Roman declared with a determined look on his face.

"You don't have to really-"

"I insist, let me teach you, "Roman interjected. Virgil sighed. He was about to decline, but when Roman stared at him intensely with a pleading look, he sighed in defeat. "Fine. I'll let you.".

A smile broke out on Roman's face. "Great!"He exclaimed, clapping his hands excitedly. Virgil couldn't help but laugh, enjoying Roman's enthusiasm.

"Anyway, I should go back inside now, I have a shit ton of things to do. Again, thanks for the pastries."Virgil says, smiling softly at Roman before turning away to head back to his house.

Roman watches him with a small smile, but then he remembered something. He quickly calls out to Virgil before the other could even step on his porch. "Virgil, wait!–".

Virgil stops in his tracks before turning around, raising a questioning eyebrow at him.

"Can I have your number?"Roman requested shyly. Virgil smiles softly at him before nodding. "Sure.".

•=•

Virgil was finally done with his chores at long last! Hurray! Now he can rest, maybe take a nap or just scroll through Tumblr or anything else really.

He was nibbling on a chocolate chip cookie as he plops down on his bed, reaching for his phone on the nightstand. There weren't any new notifications... well, except for one. It was a message from Roman.

Virgil snorts in amusement at that.

He opens the notification and checks the message, reading the words written there.

'Hey, Virge!! This js Roman btw'

'I can finally contact you now :D!'

'Wait, lemme change ur contact name'

*Unknown changed your nickname to Emo Dark Lord 🌩️💜*

*Unknown changed their nickname to Princey 👑✨*

A smile slowly crept up on Virgil's lips, unknowingly while he reads through the messages. Roman spammed him with various messages and even sent him some pictures of the pastries he baked. Not long enough, he decided to reply to him.

‹sup›

‹sorry for late reply, was bc›

‹hey that looks delicious›

It didn't even take a minute, Roman already replied to his messages. Virgil wonders if the other had waited long for him to reply.

'Virgil!!! (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+'

'U finslly replied!'

'*finally'

'how r uuu (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) ???'

Virgil snickers slightly at Roman's use of emojis, they were... quite cute and of fucking course the other would use it.

‹am good just finished doin'choress›

‹wbu›

It takes a minute or two for Roman to reply.

'just finished doing chores too (￣∇￣)'

'Im bored typing, Can I face time you????'

Virgil didn't even get to reply to his message when his phone suddenly began to ring and vibrate in his grasp, surprising him. He sat up properly and tried to make himself look presentable before answering the call.

"Heyyy, Princey..."Virgil says rather awkwardly, waving at Roman through the phone. Roman grinned excitedly and waved back eagerly.

"Hello, Virge!!"The other greeted cheerfully in response. Virgil could imagine a tail wagging behind Roman in excitement like that of a dog (specifically a golden retriever).

"You're awfully cheerful, Roman. What's really up?"Virgil teases Roman. He did notice how Roman was cheerful, now he's quite curious to know the reason behind it.

Roman shrugged. "Nothing really. Just... feeling giddy, you know?". Roman explained, smiling at Virgil. The latter nods knowingly in understanding.

"Anyway, are you in your room? Can you show me around??"Roman gasps dramatically. Virgil freezes up and looks around his room before looking back at Roman and grimaces slightly. "Uhhhh.... my room's a mess right now.".

"Oh come on! Pretty please?? I won't judge."Roman pleaded, giving Virgil puppy eyes. Virgil rolled his eyes and sighed. Goddammit with Roman and his puppy eyes, that shouldn't have worked on him.

"Ughh, fine. If you ever judge me, I will go to your house and choke you to death."Virgil groans, giving in to Roman's pleading.

Roman gasps loudly with wide eyes, a look of horror on his face. "Oh prisparmiami, Virgil (Oh, please spare me, Virgil)!"Roman cries out dramatically in Italian. Virgil has no clue what it means but just goes with the other. He laughs slightly at Roman's theatrics.

Virgil giggles before getting up from his bed, "Alright, I'll show you my room now.". He turns the camera of his phone and walks around his room, letting Roman see it. Roman gasps and awes at the sight of his bedroom.

"Your room is really cool! And wow, you have a lot of posters. Now I'm quite jealous– Oh. My. Gosh–"

Virgil's eyebrows furrow a bit when he heard Roman gasp like he had seen something worth shocking for.

"What?"Virgil queries confused and curious.

"Is-Is that A ‘THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS’ POSTER!??!!"Roman shrieks excitedly.

Virgil blinks confused. "Uhhh… yeah?…"

"No fucking wayyy! I've tried to find that poster but I didn't find one online for some reason. I even went through eBay and Wish! " Roman rambles off.

"It's probably sold out or something. Got mine recently on a garage sale." Virgil teases, a smirk on his lips. "What? You jealous?".

Roman lets out an offended gasp, clutching a chest and shaking his head rapidly. "Noooooooooo!!!! Pssh, why would I be jealous over some poster?? I have plenty of posters in my room too." He said defensively.

"Uh huh," Virgil replied, still smirking. "You're jealous over my awesome poster." He continued teasingly. Roman glares softly at him through the phone before sighing in defeat. "Alright, fine. I surrender. Your poster's really cool and I want it." Roman admitted.

Virgil raises an amused eyebrow at Roman's admission, and soon enough, he was bursting into laughter. Roman doing the same as well.

"Oh my gosh, what are we even doing? This is ridiculous. We're a bunch of idiots." Virgil says between fits of laughter. When Virgil stopped laughing, he looked at Roman who smiled at him happily.

"What're you looking at, Princey?" He queries with a soft giggle, trying hard not to laugh again. Roman just grins widely and replies. "You. You look adorable when you laugh, you should do it more often.".

At those words, Virgil felt butterflies erupt in his stomach. Why? Why does he feel so damn warm all of a sudden? Before Virgil could say something stupid like, 'You think I'm adorable?', he hears knocking at his door followed by Mrs. Barret's voice.

"Sweetie, are you there? Dinner's ready." She said softly through the door. Virgil responded quickly, "Yeah, Mom. I'll be there in a minute.". He then turned back to his phone. " I- uh, gotta go eat dinner now. I'll talk to you later, okay?".

Roman nodded. "Okay. See ya Virgil." He says softly, Virgil notices that he looked a bit disappointed but he didn't point it out. Virgil gave a brief nod in return before hanging up the call. He stands there in the middle of his room, trying to figure out why he feels odd. Maybe it's because Roman said that he looks adorable especially when he smiled. But that doesn't make sense, he only said it to tease him and he doesn't even actually look adorable.

Virgil sighs to himself as he decides that he will just try and ignore it. For now. He shook his head before heading out of his room to the kitchen. Maybe the food will distract him from all of this mushy feeling.

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Writing Taglist: @cutebisexualmess (please tell me if you want to be added or removed in the tag list)

[castiellesbian]

WAIT WHY A BARN THAT WAS EXACTLY LIKE THE ONE IN 4x01?????