#all homework assignments

[heartorbit]

a fool and a sinner

[surajmukhis]

nakan they're composing the nastiest ratemyprof entry for you

[likesdoodling]

Had the time to sit down and draw today and ended up doodling Zuko and Sokka (modern au style cause I wanted to >:D) ~ yeye

[elodieunderglass]

Do you have more Moby Dick: Modern Translation chapters anywhere that certain interested parties (me and everyone with taste) could read?

In reference to this translation of Moby Dick into insufferable modern idiom, in which Ishmael is suddenly shown up in a startling light as a person we’ve actually met and knew well but didn’t really like:

I’m sorry, I haven’t written any more of that! After chapter 1’s mad rush of energy, the book tackles more tricky, boring and unfunny content, including passages that are just uncomfortably problematic in any time; and, like, entire chapters about listening to a church sermon.

A line translation (and that is mostly a very faithful line translation! The only thing I regret not doing was perfectly capturing the fart joke!) apparently has a lot of educational value, and helps to reframe the whole novel. That’s worthy work! But i simply wouldn’t want to do a line translation on the next few chapters. My brain is picking daisies instead, already. I would say: “sorry, I’m abridging this for my own mental health. You’re eligible for a free refund.” In which case the educational value is negligible (you can just read the plot summary online. There’s a really big whale in it.)

Anyone else who wants to take a stab at it (FROM HELL’S HEART) would be welcome and I’ll gladly promote your efforts. It’s just. I am going

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- come here let me measure your head

[ihavesomejays]

quick shapey sunday thing i painted to procrastinate on my drawing assignment

detail shot under keep reading

[fiendishartist2]

random astroboy doodles that idk if i'll finish

[komashkathesilly]

no one asked for it but i brought some very crunched mizunene

[zooophagous]

Discussion time. Does the movie Sinners count as a musical. Why or why not? What makes up the fundamental difference between a musical and a non musical?

Please post your answers in the form of an essay with at least two to three sentences per paragraph, single spaced, and cite any quotes in MLA format.

[ragnarockz]

Fuck marry kill: Eve fletcher/agatha harkness/chris kraus (and be careful here I got Chris on that quiz missy, that would be me you’re killing 🥺) and explain your reasoning!

Girl...🙄😂💜

Fuck: Eve. Listen, it's because I know she is so driven to have this crazy, fantasy scenario sex that it's like, it would legit be kinda fucking INSANE sex. I would not be that guy she hooks up with at the party; I WOULD LISTEN. SHE COULD BOSS ME AROUND AND I WOULD NOT BOSS HER BACK. I WOULD WATCH PORN WITH HER TO GET INTO THE MOOD. SHE WANTS TO SHOW ME SOMETHING SHE WANTS TO TRY? IM SAT. IM PAYING ATTENTION. Also I will never be over the cookie scene or the spanking scene or the-*GUNSHOTS* No but for real...just use me, Mrs. Fletcher 🥰

Marry: Chris. Fuck both of those men that woman needs a WOMAN. I would support her art and her writing and wow yeah A WRITER? AS MY WIFE? She deserved so much better lets get the fuck outta Marfa babygirl 😘🤠 CALL ME A VAMPIRE THE WAY I WOULD HAVE KEPT GOING WHEN SHE GOT HER PERIOD; IM LICKING THAT HAND.

Kill: Agatha. I hate this answer. This pains me. But that bitch is back as a ghost so honestly, she's still winning at life.

brain is swarming with these women...you're out here, trying to kill me

[ratcandy]

being an entomology student is so unserious “I have bee homework to do” “I have to turn in bugs this week” “there’s so many guys in my freezer” “I have to read this paper on bug sex sorry” like come on man

[abyssalzones]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to write numbers in scientific notation when it wasn't necessary

[violet-knights]

Happy new years everyone my resolution is to finally finish my HALLOWEEN FIC

[rottingbvnnyheart]

it's so frustrating that i could get so much done if i actually did things instead of just sitting here .....

[aromanticasterisms]

the epic highs and lows of rereading your own writing to seek out parts you disliked and analyze Why you disliked them to do better in the future

[omgpoindexter]

just a notion hit 1,000 hits! thank you so much for reading my silly, flirty little fic!

[ssaalexblake]

knowing that some teenagers aren't even bothering to learn the wonderful art of bullshitting an essay is really giving me a complex about people not bothering to think in fandom... I've been here for years, i know full well how idiotic and incompetent fandom's always been at analysing whatever media it is, it's just the existence of that demon ai crap has really started haunting me.